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Merry Christmas you Suckers, I Got a Cold in my Nose, Lazy Mary, Nick Danger, Pico & Sepulveda, Laurel & Hardy In London, Copycat Corner, Reefer Head Woman, Cruel Shoes, Merry Minuet, My Radiation, Let's Talk Dirty to the Animals, Twilight Bone, Mr. Bill, Always Look on the Bright Side of Life Dec 9, 1979 [ Play List ] (Added Nov 17, 2024) |
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SCIENCE FICTION: Hello Muddah, Johnny Carson, Can we Talk, You Look Marvelous, Downtown Downer's Grove, Step Right up, Normal, At the Codfish Ball, Trouble with Klingons, Jawas Roasting, Yoda, Astro Boy, Earth Girls are Easy, Dr. Who Theme, Doctor in Distress, Marvin I Love You, Television Rap, Honeymooner's Rap, Just a Big Ego Aug 25, 1985 [ Play List ] (Added Nov 17, 2024) |
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HUNTING 2446: Hunting season is here, and the woods are full of trees, animals, and people - but beware of the bullets! Hunting is serious business, but has inspired a lot of funny songs over the years, and I'll play an hour's worth of seasonal classics on this week's show, along with songs about naked people, squirrels (also naked), nuclear weapons and other curiosities. Hear them all by visiting www.drdemento.com. Nov 16, 2024 [ Play List ] (Added Nov 16, 2024) |
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KMET LIVE PART 2: Beep Beep, Black Denim Trousers, White Knight, Everybody's Trucking, Ishkabibble, Molasses, Gooey Duck Song, I'll be Glad When You're Dead, Trail of the Lonesome Pine, Jerry the Junker, Ain't it a Beauty, Hooray for Capt. Spalding, Davy's Dinghy, Dragnet Goes to Kindergarten, Pet Shop, Star Drek, Ballad of Walter Wart, Spam Jan 25, 1976 [ Play List ] (Added Nov 10, 2024) |
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KMET LIVE PART 1: You Got your Baby Back, Weather Forecast, Singing in the Rain, Hang on the Bell Nellie, Smoke on the Water, Rosie the Riveter, 20 Tons of TNT, Delicious, Red Light Green Light, When I'm Cleaning Windows, I'm a Woman, Zilch, Monkey Doodle-doo, Santa Jaws, Liturgical Top Ten, Vatican Rag, Kangaroo Hop, Hi Guys, Slot Car Sickie Jan 25, 1976 [ Play List ] (Added Nov 10, 2024) |
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STAR TREK 2445: The Great Luke Ski has curated a collection of Star Trek favorites old and new, many never played on the show before, including an all-time Star Trek top ten! Tune in now or anytime by bolding going to drdemento.com! Nov 9, 2024 [ Play List ] (Added Nov 9, 2024) |
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BIRDS: Dead Skunk, Just a Big Ego, Why our Family is Nice, I Can't Dance, I'm Normal, Split Level Head, Sussudio, When Lulu's Gone, Maternity Girl, Der Fuehrer's Face, Another Puff, Them Moose Goosers, Woody Woodpecker, Sweet Birds, Three Birds, Serenade to a Maid, Big Butt, Boogie in your Butt, I Want a new Duck Aug 11, 1985 [ Play List ] (Added Nov 3, 2024) |
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DENTISTS: Don't eat the Yellow Snow, Mr. Custer, Rapping Duke, Yellow Rose of Texas, Story of the WC, Honey Dripper, Get Naked, Monster, I'm Tough, Dentist, Painless Dentist, Baby Take your Teeth out, Little Toot, Eat it, Earth Girls are Easy Feb 17, 1985 [ Play List ] (Added Nov 3, 2024) |
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TOP TEN 2444: This week we have the Top Ten for October, plus several vintage "so-and-so for President" songs, some songs about the jungle, and a portly set of paeans to plumpness! Hear them all at www.drdemento.com. Nov 2, 2024 [ Play List ] (Added Nov 2, 2024) |
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INSANITY: Twisted, Teenage Lobotomy, Big Mac Tree, Monkeys vs. Donkeys, Human Race, Cocktails for Two, Random Drug Testing, Wildwood Weed, Particle Man, Soggy Cereal, Marching off to Bedlam, Crazy, Rubber Room, Psychotherapy, PMS Airlines, Lunch Lady Land, Psycho Jan 15, 1995 [ Play List ] (Added Oct 27, 2024) |
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TONY GOLDMARK INTERVIEW: I Saw Janet Jackson's Boob, Grow Mrs. Goldfarb, Agnostic Gospel Song, Hot for Preacher, Pervert's Life, Fight for your Right to Plunder, Complicated Song, First Light at Denny's, Bruces, Teeth Clenched, I Know You're a Fish, Fan Girls Shake that Booty, What's so Bad about a Nipple, Great Idea for a Song Feb 29, 2004 [ Play List ] (Added Oct 27, 2024) |
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HALLOWEEN 2443: Our second Halloween show of 2024 features seven songs about Frankenstein, plus "Dinner with Drac," "Svengoolie Stomp", "I Put a Spell On You" and of course "Monster Mash" -- two full hours of spooky tunes and scary melodies! Oct 26, 2024 [ Play List ] (Added Oct 26, 2024) |
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WEIRD AL YANKOVIC INTERVIEW: 12 Gifts of Christmas, I Owe a Lot to Iowa Pot, Japanese Banana, Like a Dribbling Fram, Leader of the Laundromat, Nick Danger, Basketball Jones, Copycat Corner, Dinghy Song, Let's Talk Dirty to the Animals, Timothy, Weird Al interview, Football Card, Sweet Transvestite, 3 Drunk Newts, My Bologna Dec 2, 1979 [ Play List ] (Added Oct 20, 2024) |
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ROCKERS DO FUNNY SONGS: Pistol Packing Mama, Don't Get Killed, Baby Zone, Great Green Gobs, I Couldn't Get High, Go Shopping, I Ate the Baloney, Funeral Home Gossip, Are you Lonesome Tonight, Toast, Cobwebs & Strange, You Know my Name, Happy Trails, My Ding-a-ling, Take Off, Thank God I'm a Jewish Boy Apr 28, 1991 [ Play List ] (Added Oct 20, 2024) |
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HALLOWEEN 2442: It's the first of our two new Halloween shows! We'll hear about zombies, mummies, werewolves, vampires, and other creatures to terrorize your thoughts and tickle your funnybone! Hear it now or anytime at drdemento.com Oct 19, 2024 [ Play List ] (Added Oct 19, 2024) |
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KMET 10TH ANNIVERSARY PART TWO: Christopher Columbus, Grease on the Seat of my Jeans, Chew Tobacco Rag, Money, I'm my own Grandpa, Creep the Tragic Cockroach, Plexiglas Toilet, Schmo Gun, On the Good Ship Lollipop, Pale Blues, Phantom Windbreaker, Space Invaders, Another one Rides the Bus Oct 12, 1980 [ Play List ] (Added Oct 13, 2024) |
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KMET 10TH ANNIVERSARY PART ONE: Hello DJ, Great Debate, Henry Kissinger, In the Mood, Hen Party, Everybody Wants my Family, Cupcakes, Tony the Iceman, Please Mr. Columbus, Music to Shave by, I Hold your Hand in Mine, Reagan, Carter, Hungry Freaks Daddy Oct 12, 1980 [ Play List ] (Added Oct 13, 2024) |
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FOOTBALL 2441: Our special topic this week is...football! I'll also spin Demented songs about frogs, snakes, and uglies. Get ready for the Halloween songs the next two weeks! Oct 12, 2024 [ Play List ] (Added Oct 12, 2024) |
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DEMENTED BLUES: Fast Food, Commercials on 45, Punk Polka, Dead Punk, Smoker's Anthem, Ain't no Liberal, Gingrich the Newt, They're Coming to get me Again, Firing the Surgeon General, Turning Japanese, Woke up This Morning, Talking Vietnam, Just Can't Seem to get the Blues, Buckingham Blues, Curly Shuffle, You Don't Love me Anymore, Lijah, Bulbous Bouffant Jan 14, 1996 [ Play List ] (Added Oct 6, 2024) |
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DEMENTED REGGAE: Spam, Want a Hotdog for my Roll, Major Connie, Mama She's Lazy, I Ate up the Apple Tree, Killer Fish Sticks, Lunch Busters, Flush Busters, Bicycle Seat, Smoke two Joints, Buy me a Condo, Shaving Cream, Harry's Jockstrap, Wet Dream Nov 18, 1984 [ Play List ] (Added Oct 6, 2024) |
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SEQUELS 2440: Hello there, Dr Demento here with a word about the Dr Demento show streaming everywhere starting early Saturday, October 5th. We'll focus on sequels, such as "The Son Of Irving" and other demented characters whose story lived on in subsequent songs. We'll hear a bunch of 'em starting early Saturday, October 5, right here at drdemento.com. You have an appointment! Oct 5, 2024 [ Play List ] (Added Oct 5, 2024) |
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KLSX MORNING SHOW (PART II): The Doc plays more classic rock and classic dementia during the morning show on KLSX. (Includes original news segments & commercials.) Feb 26, 1988 [ Play List ] (Added Sep 29, 2024) |
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KLSX MORNING SHOW (PART I): The Doc sits in for Phil Hendrie on KLSX's morning show, playing classic rock with some dementia thrown in. (Includes original news segments & commercials.) Feb 26, 1988 [ Play List ] (Added Sep 29, 2024) |
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TOP TEN 2439: Hello there, Dr Demento here with a word about my show debuting September 28, 2024. It's the last weekend of the month, and that means you, the listeners, get to pick a lot of the songs. Simply visit www.drdemento.com and post your name, the town you live in, and the name of the song you'd like to hear, new or old. The most requested songs become the Top Ten! Sep 28, 2024 [ Play List ] (Added Sep 28, 2024) |
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MEL BLANC TRIBUTE: John & Marsha, Tutti Frutti Hat, I'm Going Bananas, Calling Dick Tracy, Smut, Gun Control, How Sweet to be an Idiot, King Tut, What I did Last Summer, Mutant Cows, If Pigs had Wings, Operation Translation, E.I.O. Song, Woody Woodpecker, Daffy Duck's Rhapsody, I Taught I Taw a Putty Tat, Eddie are you Kidding, Bart Simpson Rap, We Love Barney Fife, Ooh Don't Touch That Jul 15, 1990 [ Play List ] (Added Sep 22, 2024) |
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ST. PATRICK'S DAY (LIVE KLSX): Ren & Stimpy, Take the Skin Heads Bowling, Wayne's World/Star Trek, Kitty from Kansas City, Bad Haircut, All-American Mad, Beer Drinking Song, Biddie McGraw, Irish Ballad, Jogger, Bruce Wayne's World, Green, Green Garden Hose, Marvin, Mexican Radio, Hot Tub Love, Stroking, PMS Airlines (MONO ONLY, NOISY RECEPTION) Mar 15, 1992 [ Play List ] (Added Sep 22, 2024) |
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FRANTICS 2438: Today's show features an hour of terrific spoken and musical hilarity from The Frantics, including their greatest Demented hits ("Boot to the Head", "Heaven Is For Presbyterians," "I Shot Bambi's Mother"), plus Monty Python, Kinky Friedman, Logan Whitehurst and so much more. Sep 21, 2024 [ Play List ] (Added Sep 21, 2024) |
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ALLAN SHERMAN: My Dead Dog Rover, Polkas on 45, ZZ Top Beard, Walking Blues, Papa Oom Mow Mow, Bumble Boogie, Blob, Nuke the Whales, Eight Foot Two Solid Blue, You Went the Wrong Way old King Louie, Little Butterball, J.C. Cohen, Boogie in your Butt, King of Suede May 6, 1984 [ Play List ] (Added Sep 15, 2024) |
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DOGS LIVE ON KMET: Beep Beep, Driving in the Lane with Diamonds, Hambo First Rap Part 2, Garbage Man Song, Hot Dog Boogie, Twilight Bone, Mr. Ed Raps, Haircut Song, Excuse Me, Mayberry Beret, Ode to Billy Joel, Born in East L.A., Everything She Eats, Candy Rapper Aug 18, 1985 [ Play List ] (Added Sep 15, 2024) |
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SCHOOL 2437: It's back to school time, and this week Dr. D has a backpack full of scholastic serenades, plus dementia from England, Canada, Alaska, and of course the lower 48! Stream it now or anytime at drdemento.com Sep 14, 2024 [ Play List ] (Added Sep 14, 2024) |
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PART TWO KMET: Mule Skinner Blues, Dinner with Drac, Smoke That Cigarette, Take an Indian to Lunch, Surfin Bird, Tie me Surfer Board Down, Timetable Blues, Wayward Wind, Freight Train Blues, Davy's Dinghy, Hawaiian Lei Song, Laugh with us, Ranger's Waltz, Cement Mixer, But oh Could Hilda Cook, Sepulveda, Los Angeles, Greatest Broad Jumper, Chloe, Goodness Gracious Gracie Jan 21, 1973 [ Play List ] (Added Sep 8, 2024) |
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PART ONE KMET: Lydia the Tattooed Lady, Table Manners, Dance of the Hours, My Baby Rocks me, Made You, Let's Reel & Rock, Too Fat Boogie, I'm a Little Tea Pot, Never Swat a Fly, Story of a Bar Mitzvah Boy, Neighborhood Draft Board, Big Draft, Cry of the Wild Goose, Little Fly Song, Bubbles in my Beer, Old Beer Bottle, Hong Kong Blues, Cobwebs & Strange, Everybody Wants my Fanny Jan 21, 1973 [ Play List ] (Added Sep 8, 2024) |
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B-SIDES 2436: A decade or so after disc records first became popular, records with content on both sides were introduced. Needing to distinguish one side from the other, record manufacturers began labeling them as side A and side B (or something similar). This show investigates the peculiar history of the B side. You can hear it by visiting www.drdemento.com and searching for show #24-36. Sep 7, 2024 [ Play List ] (Added Sep 7, 2024) |
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HALLOWEEN: Demented News, Undertaker, Spider & the Fly, Bobcat Goldthwait Interview, My Son the Vampire, Vampire Rock, Blob, Addams Family, My old Flame, Haunted House, Carmen Miranda's Ghost, My Favorite Things, Ballad of Bloody Guts, Pscyho, Werewolves of London, Full Moon, Nightmare on my Street, Nature Trail to Hell, Monster Mash Oct 29, 1989 [ Play List ] (Added Sep 1, 2024) |
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HALLOWEEN: Goblin Girl, Grim Grinning Ghosts, Trick or Treat, Please Mr. Grave Digger, Mr. Ghost Goes to Town, Til the Following Night, Monster Shindig, I Want to Bite your Hand, Cemetery Girls, I Put a Spell on You, Halloween Spooks, Dinner with Drac, Haunted House, I am the Fly, It's Halloween, Haunted House of Rock, Monster Rap Oct 26, 1986 [ Play List ] (Added Sep 1, 2024) |
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TOP TEN 2435: It's Top Ten time on the Dr Demento Show this week -- plus four songs about beavers, three about clowns, five about walking, one about teenage enema nurses in bondage, an early Frank Zappa classic, and so much more! Aug 31, 2024 [ Play List ] (Added Aug 31, 2024) |
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STAR TREK/KLIT LIVE: Alligator Wine, Thrill Seeker, What Time is it, Cheeseburger in Paradise, Successful Vegetarian, Boobs a Lot, You Don't Bring me Flowers, Psycho, Rock & Roll RIP, Carmen, Beam me up Scotty, Trouble with Klingons, Make it so, Bar Trek, Uhura, Where's Captain Kirk, Highly Illogical, Spock Rap, Do the Picard, Star Trekkin Aug 21, 1994 [ Play List ] (Added Aug 25, 2024) |
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JOHN LANDIS INTERVIEW: Marty Feldman Eyes, Noises, Don't Leave your Records in the Sun, Peter the Meter Reader, Rodeo Song, Werewolves of London, Nosejob, Who's Afraid of the Big Bad Wolf, I'll be Mellow when I'm Dead, Air Battle, Pocket Calculator, Yoda Aug 16, 1981 [ Play List ] (Added Aug 25, 2024) |
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KIP ADDOTTA 2434: This week's show is a rich, sweet, fun-filled salad of Deementia. Flowers, fish, talking, Australia, and a hearty salute to the late Kip Addotta. You can hear it all by visiting www.drdemento.com! Aug 24, 2024 [ Play List ] (Added Aug 24, 2024) |
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Cheese Shop, They Don't Make Nun Names, Mr. Bill, Wild Thing, Hospitality Blues, Sick Man Blues, Vasectomy, Pig Pen Boogie, Masked Grandma, Singles Chanty, Alvin for President, Elvis for President, Ringo for President, Pencil Neck Geek, Geek's Revenge, Always Look on the Bright Side of Life, My Bologna Nov 18, 1979 [ Play List ] (Added Aug 18, 2024) |
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LIVE ON KLSX: Nicaragua, Elevator Music, Hostility Rag, Hank Karen & Elvis, Drowning in the Surf, Cut my own Head Off, Man from Colorado, Mother Song, Motherly Love, I'm the Slime, Gilligan's Island, Timekeeper, Would Jesus Wear a Rolex, Beer Nuts, Rap Around, Candy Rapper May 10, 1987 [ Play List ] (Added Aug 18, 2024) |
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SHEL SILVERSTEIN 2433: This week's show features Shel Silverstein, the writer and performer of "Sahra Cynthia Sylvia Stout Would Not Take the Garbage Out," "The Smoke-Off" and many other all-time Dr. Demento Show classics which are heard along with excerpts from a 1978 interview -- plus "Trapped In the Drive-Thru," "Dead Cat On the Line" and four tasty tunes about tacos. Aug 17, 2024 [ Play List ] (Added Aug 17, 2024) |
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KMET PART TWO: Ice Cream for Crow, Diddy wah Diddy, Exercise til you Die, One Less Jogger on the Road, Football Stomp, 88 Lines about 44 Women, Circular Impression, Spread a Little Happiness, Sing me a Happy Song, One Piece at a Time, Punks Get off the Grass, Shaving Cream, Hey E.T., Star Trip Sep 12, 1982 [ Play List ] (Added Aug 11, 2024) |
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KMET PART ONE: Blue Suede Shoes, Your Feet's too Big, Fussy Eater, Head Cheese, Insects, Spider & the Fly, Cockroaches on Parade, Never Swat a Fly, E.T., Young Republicans, Happy Talk, Rock Archives, Ape Call, Bodine Brown, Big Bopper's Wedding, Boring Beings, Drinking Wine Spo-dee-o-dee Sep 12, 1982 [ Play List ] (Added Aug 11, 2024) |
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CATS FLASHBACK 2432: The Doc is on vacation, so we flash back to episodes from 1983 & 2001, with a few newer songs for good measure! Aug 10, 2024 [ Play List ] (Added Aug 10, 2024) |
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MOTORCYCLES: Party in my Pants, Polkadot Undies, Religion & Sex, I'd Love my Baby if She Had 2 Heads, Almost Degraded, Save the Beer, Let's go Smoke some Pot, Acid, Nature Trail to Hell, I Dig You, Happy Together, Black Denim Trousers, Harley Davidson Motor Company, Motorcycle Song, In my Country, Particle Man, Ode to my Car Oct 13, 1996 [ Play List ] (Added Aug 4, 2024) |
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WINTER/CHRISTMAS: Wreck the Halls, I'm a Nut, He's Nobody's Moggy Now, Mrs. Dead Pigeon, Dry Bones, I Wanna be a Dog, Moo Moo, Your Love is like Nuclear Waste, Cremation of Sam McGee, Don't Eat the Yellow Snow, Downtown, I'm a Christmas Tree, Rapping Rodney, Curly Shuffle, Grandma Got Run over by a Reindeer, Metal Head Dec 18, 1983 [ Play List ] (Added Aug 4, 2024) |
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DOGS FLASHBACK 2431: The Doc is on vacation, so we flash back to episodes from 2003 & the '80's plus hear Sulu's new one! Aug 3, 2024 [ Play List ] (Added Aug 3, 2024) |
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TV PITCHMEN: Mayberry Beret, You Can't Rollerskate in a Buffalo Herd, Born in East L.A., 4000 Years Ago, Alley Oop, Neanderthal Man, Snack Attack, Fast Food, I Feel like an Onion Ring, Hambo, Monster Rap, Billboard Song, Commercials on 45, Vegematic Song, Mr. Popeil, 1-800, Big Cockroach, Honeymooner's Rap Sep 15, 1985 [ Play List ] (Added Jul 28, 2024) |
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EASTER/WORM QUARTET INTERVIEW: Dentist, Mechanical Man, Accountant Son, Hot Point Warm Heart, Living in the Fridge, Arnold Rap, California Uber Alles, Peter Cottontain, You Wanna Buy a Bunny, Rabbit Valley, I'm Gonna Procreate, Coffee, Hardware Store, Sounds of Sinus, Sirius Black Apr 11, 2004 [ Play List ] (Added Jul 28, 2024) |
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BODY/TOP TEN 2430: This week we celebrate the human body, with funny songs about some of its parts, from toes to head. We'll also hear three tracks by Bob Newhart (R. I. P.) and last but not least, the Top Ten for July! Remember you can hear a huge variety of past Dr. D shows the same way you hear this one - www.drdemento.com Jul 27, 2024 [ Play List ] (Added Jul 27, 2024) |
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Dirty old Man, When I was 21, I do the Rock, Close to You, Deep in the Heart of Jersey, Traffic Accident, Warm Leatherette, Transfusion, Ouch, Billboard Song, It Must be Jelly, I Know an old Lady, Worms, What it was was Football, My Bologna, Always Look on the Bright Side of Life Nov 11, 1979 [ Play List ] (Added Jul 21, 2024) |
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(KMET LIVE) THE VALLEY: Dead Skunk, Lost in the Ozone, It's a Gas, Mayberry Beret, San Fernando Valley Blues, Sepulveda, Valley Girl, Do Bears, Amazing Man, Man with the Horn, Never Swat a Fly, My Girl's Pussy, Fat is in, August in Azusa, Downtown Downer's Grove, New Jersey, You Look Marvelous Aug 11, 1985 [ Play List ] (Added Jul 21, 2024) |
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BONZO DOG BAND 2429: Today's show features Weird Al Yankovic's first official release in six years, "Polkamania!" -- plus a new power ballad version of "Loud Ass Car" by the Wolves of Glendale, Adam Sandler's "Ode to My Car" un-bleeped, and an hour of hard-to-find hits by the legendary Bonzo Dog (Doo-Dah) Band. You can stream this show anytime starting Saturday, July 20, at www.drdemento.com . Jul 20, 2024 [ Play List ] (Added Jul 20, 2024) |
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KMET PART 2: Hockey Song, Cocktails for Two, Love Song, Call of the Freaks, News of the World, Alice's Restaurant, Shaving Cream, Who's on First, Friendly Neighborhood Narco Agent, Mr. Jaws, Bilbo Baggins, Waffle Whiffer, Deteriorata Oct 12, 1975 [ Play List ] (Added Jul 14, 2024) |
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KMET PART 1: May the Bird of Paradise Fly up your Nose, It Never Rains in Sunny California, I Love a Parade, Black Denim Trousers, Dying Business, Hospitality Blues, Pinball Wizard, Christopher Columbus, Mr. Custer, Wasn't that a Mighty Day, Chicken, Boy Named Sue, Was I Drunk, I'd Rather be Dead, Little Learners Song Oct 12, 1975 [ Play List ] (Added Jul 14, 2024) |
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MARTIN MULL/KINKY FRIEDMAN 2428: Two Demented legends left us in June, and today we pay tribute to each of them, along with songs about coffee and other topics. Stream it at drdemento.com! Jul 13, 2024 [ Play List ] (Added Jul 13, 2024) |
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CHRISTMAS/FRANK ZAPPA: I Want an Alien for Christmas, Lobotomy for Christmas, Non-Denominational Christmas, Christmas Balls, Christmas with John Ashcroft, Santa got a D.W.I., Christmas Island, Christmas in Hogwarts, Don't eat the Yellow Snow, Who are the Brain Police, I Don't Wanna get Drafted, Mrs. Claus, Gift Horse Nov 30, 2003 [ Play List ] (Added Jul 7, 2024) |
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EASTER: 99 Dead Baboons, Nature Trail to Hell, Peter Cottontail, You Wanna Buy a Bunny?, Where's the Beef, Sex Education, Boys Just Want to Have Sex, Bop Girl, Silicon Valley Guy, Jazz Club, Brown Shoes Don't Make it, Short Skis Suck, Books Jumped up, 3 Mile Island, I get Weird, I Love Rocky Road, Eat it Apr 22, 1984 [ Play List ] (Added Jul 7, 2024) |
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AMERICA 2427: Happy Fourth of July weekend everybody! This week we flash back to Independence Day celebrations fro 1989 and 2002. Stream now or anytime at drdemento.com. The Doc returns with a new episode next week! Jul 6, 2024 [ Play List ] (Added Jul 6, 2024) |
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SHOT OF THE DAY PART 6: Ho Ho Ho, 12 Gifts of Christmas, Don't Touch me There, Kick Ass U.S.A., Happy New Year, New Year's Resolutions, Christmas Balls, Working Where the Sun Don't Shine, Let me Make you Smile in Bed, Diet Song, Bond Themes, Cow Patti, Man who Doesn't Exist, Cartoon Animals, My Attorney Bernie, 9 Coronas, Let's Talk Dirty to the Animals, Let's Blow up the Tow Truck Dec 24, 2001 [ Play List ] (Added Jun 30, 2024) |
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TOP TEN 2426: It's Top Ten time again! 2024 is half full, and it's been exciting, hasn't it? The final show of the first half is ready for streaming, at www.drdemento.com. Jun 29, 2024 [ Play List ] (Added Jun 29, 2024) |
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ST. PATRICK'S DAY: Grope me Gently, Naked Airlines, Particle Man, On Top of Spaghetti, Fisting the Sheep, Cellphone, Don't Look Now, Clancy Lowered the Boom, Biddie McGraw, Another Irish Drinking Song, Night Pat Murphy Died, Suicide Hotline, Demi Moore, Hampster Dance, Boot to the Head Mar 16, 2003 [ Play List ] (Added Jun 23, 2024) |
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ALL REQUESTS ON KSCA: Loving you is Surfing You, Bicycle Seat, Rock me Jerry Lewis, I Want my Baby Back, Nobody Home, Happy Happy Joy Joy, Hockey Song, Martini, Bruces, Spam, Mother Nature, I Think I'm a Clone Now, Worms, Answering Machine, 4 Years of High School Spanish, Ode to my Car Jan 26, 1997 [ Play List ] (Added Jun 23, 2024) |
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BUGS 2425: This week's topic is insects. From nice bugs like butterflies to nasty bugs who can kill people, insects have inspired many funny songs, and I'll play a bunch of the best and a couple of the worst ones on this week's show. You can stream that show now or anytime at www.drdemento.com. Jun 22, 2024 [ Play List ] (Added Jun 22, 2024) |
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I'm a Cranky old Yank, Old Man River, Pollution, Davy's Dinghy, Money, Disco Drac, Man who Comes Around, School Days, Up in Smoke, Bozo's Song, Night after Night, I Want Johnny's Job, My Dog has Fleas, Time Warp, ALways Look on the Bright Side of Life Nov 4, 1979 [ Play List ] (Added Jun 16, 2024) |
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KLSX POPE SALUTE: Sister Mary Elephant, Alphabet Song, Elements, Green Garden Hose, Let's Talk Dirty in Hawaiian, Rapping Mother, Wash no Dishes no More, Bonanza Theme, Ringo, Pope Rap, Pope Song, Pope on 45, Traveling Pope, Vatican Rag, Religion & Politics, Beer Nuts Sep 13, 1987 [ Play List ] (Added Jun 16, 2024) |
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FATHER'S DAY/BIRDS 2424: This week we celebrate Father's Day with a half-hour of demented Dad songs. The rest of the show is for the birds -- from woodsy owls to poisoned pigeons, from giant parakeets to psycho chickens! You can stream that show anytime at www.drdemento.com. Jun 15, 2024 [ Play List ] (Added Jun 15, 2024) |
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KMET PART 2: I Got Mine, Mayor Tom Bradley, Casey at the Bat, Mediocre Fred, Calling all Cars, San Berdoo, Kitty from Kansas City, Typewriter, Marijuana Munchies, Bounce your Boobies, Gumball Wizard, Pizza Song, Stardrek, Spam, Hello Mudduh May 22, 1977 [ Play List ] (Added Jun 9, 2024) |
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KMET PART 1: Freckle Song, Acne, Hot Rod Race, Monkey's Uncle, Pencil Neck Geek, Wise Little Hen, Peanut President, Nixon's the One, Alvin for President, I'm Rollin, When Lindy Comes Home, Lindbergh Eagle of the USA, Lucky Lindy, Rubber Rock May 22, 1977 [ Play List ] (Added Jun 9, 2024) |
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CANADA 2423: This week we salute Canada -- not the Great White North anymore, not until November anyway - but year-round, our neighbor land is a fertile source of Dementia! You can stream "Bulbous Bouffant," "Boot to the Head," "Carrot Juice Is Murder" and more Canadian comedy classics starting early Saturday, June 8th, at www.drdemento.com . Jun 8, 2024 [ Play List ] (Added Jun 8, 2024) |
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MEN/CARLA ULBRICH: Punk Rock Girl, Frank's not in the Band Anymore, Suicide Hotline, Rage Against the Mundane, Dungeons & Dragons, Jeopardy Ken, Carla Ulbrich Interview, If I Had the Copyright, Men, Put Another Log on the Fire, Man Song, Sensitive New Age Guys, Chicken Hawk, What if your Butt was Gone, Great Idea for a Song, Liar Sleeps Tonight Oct 10, 2004 [ Play List ] (Added Jun 2, 2024) |
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VALENTINE'S DAY/JULIE BROWN: Mississippi Squirrel Revival, Hamster Love, Classical Medley, Breakin Rapping & Scratchin, Can you Dig it, Tiptoe Through the Tulips, Everyone Says I Love You, A You're Adorable, Locked in the Closet with You, I Like 'em Big & Stupid, Julie Brown Interview, Eat my Shorts, This is the Life, Homecoming Queen's got a Gun Feb 10, 1985 [ Play List ] (Added Jun 2, 2024) |
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TOP TEN 2422: Lots of animals on this show -- several dogs, a couple of ducks, a wild goose, a naked ape, and a big blue frog -- plus Weird Al, Mae West, the Legendary Stardust Cowboy, and the Top Ten for May. You can stream the show (and 2,000+ others, one at a time) by visiting www.drdemento.com Jun 1, 2024 [ Play List ] (Added Jun 1, 2024) |
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HALLOWEEN LIVE ON KMET: It's Halloween, Grim Grinning Ghosts, Trick or Treat, With her Head Tucked Underneath her Arm, Removing Grandpa's Grave, Mr. Ghost Goes to Town, Mummy, Adams Family, Munsters, Monster Shindig, I Want to Bite your Hand, Looney Tune, I Put a Spell on You, Over at the Frankenstein Place, Dinner with Drac, Spider & the Fly, Harry the Toothless Vampire, Nature Trail to Hell (MONO ONLY) Oct 26, 1986 [ Play List ] (Added May 26, 2024) |
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HALLOWEEN WITH BOBBY PICKETT: Dinner with Drac, Vampire Beavers, My Son the Vampire, Goblin Girl, Werewolves of London, Haunted House of Rock, Skeleton in the Closet, Spider & the Fly, Dead, Spook Opera, Casper the Friendly Ghost, Thank you Scary Movies, Trick or Treat, Cemetery Girls, Bobby Pickett Interview, Monster Rap, Monster Mash Oct 27, 1985 [ Play List ] (Added May 26, 2024) |
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COMPUTERS 2421: This week we flash back over 20 years to catch some songs about computers. The Doc will return with the top ten next week. Listen now or anytime at drdemento.com ! May 25, 2024 [ Play List ] (Added May 25, 2024) |
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Chaos, Johnny Had a Yo-yo, Don't Touch my Duck, Hands Montage, You Need Feet, Elements, New School Teacher, Redneck Disco, Boozy Nights, Dr. Freud, Skylab Fragment, Always Look on the Bright Side of Life, Country Swings Disco Sucks, My Bologna Oct 21, 1979 [ Play List ] (Added May 19, 2024) |
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(KMET LIVE) I Like, Walk on the Mild Side, Killer Bees, Bicycle Seat, I Can't Sing, White Collar Holler, Computer Hackers, Squirrel Nuts, I Want a new Duck, Lenny Frog, Rubber Bullets, Cry, Fruit Song, Crepitation Contest, Just a Big Ego, Candy Wrapper Jul 28, 1985 [ Play List ] (Added May 19, 2024) |
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BEARS 2420: Today's new show features songs about ferocious beasts like bears, lions, tigers, and alligators. We also have a set about trash, plus other surprises for your listening pleasure. Stream it now or anytime at drdemento.com! May 18, 2024 [ Play List ] (Added May 18, 2024) |
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KMET PART 2: Okeh Laughing Record, Ying Tong Song, In the Mood, Let's Make Lust, My Dingaling, Lumberjack Song, Sex & Drugs & Rock & Roll, I'm the Urban Spaceman, Smokeoff, Sixpence, Satisfacton, Rolling Stone, My Name is Larry, King Tut, Taco Mama, Larry Move your Hand, Male Chauvinist Piglets, Highly Illogical, Titties & Beer Jul 23, 1978 [ Play List ] (Added May 12, 2024) |
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KMET PART 1: Them Moose Goosers, Fight Fiercely Harvard, Fredonia's Going to War, Legalize It, Diet Song, Making Out, Father of a Boy Named Sue, They Don't Make Nun Names like That no More, Who's on First, Lost my Stash, Alvin's Harmonica, Stoned, Night Fever, Close to You, Lara's Theme, I get High by Going Down, Iggy's Tune Jul 23, 1978 [ Play List ] (Added May 12, 2024) |
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MOTHER'S DAY 2419: Happy Mother's Day everybody! On today's show we'll hear songs from the perspective of mothers and others, from the ridiculous to the all too realistic. We'll also hear a batch of songs by Frank Zappa's Mothers of Invention, plus a set by the late Logan Whitehurst. Stream it now or anytime at drdemento.com! May 11, 2024 [ Play List ] (Added May 11, 2024) |
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CARS: She Took me to the Cleaners, I Want my Baby Back, Oy it's so Humid, Leader of Iraq, Kuwait, Shiek of Araby, Let's all get Demented, Day in the Life/Beatle Rap, Doctor in the Tardis, Rats in my Room, Dork Dancing, Booger on my Beer Mug, Cars & Driving, Sunday Driving, Hot Rod Race, Hot Rod Lincoln, Ballad of Irving Sep 23, 1990 [ Play List ] (Added May 5, 2024) |
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COMEDY RAP: Black Denim Trousers, Dead Skunk, Have a Nice Day, Physical Exam, Now I am a Hippie Again, Potatohead, Acupuncture, Witch Doctor, Second Week of Deer Camp, Caffeine, Lucille Hawaiian, Melanie, I am the Greatest, Rapper's Delight, Rapping Duke, Big Butt, Honeymooner's Rap, Contra Rap, Marvin, 9 Coronas Feb 21, 1988 [ Play List ] (Added May 5, 2024) |
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STREAKING 50TH ANNIVERSARY 2418: The Doc treats us to a full episode about one of the wackiest fads of the '70's, streaking! Listen clothed or in the nude at drdemento.com now or anytime! May 4, 2024 [ Play List ] (Added May 4, 2024) |
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INSECTS ETC.: Dead Skunk, Living in the Fridge, Save the Beer, Chantilly Lace, Cadillac Heaven, Almost Degraded, That's my Boy, My Mommy's a Zombie, Human Fly, Boris the Spider, Roaches, Touch a Name on the Wall, In my Country, Napster Rap, Let me Make you Smile in Bed May 27, 2001 [ Play List ] (Added Apr 28, 2024) |
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HOMETOWNS LIVE KSCA: Sounds of Sinus, Big 5-0, Billboard Song, Music Sex & Cookies, First Time I Saw You, Tiptoe Through the Tulips, Mr. Ed, Happy Together, It's me Again Margaret, Moose in my House, Buffalo, Eggplant that Ate Chicago, Istanbul, Born in East L.A., Downtown Downer's Grove, Carrot Juice is Murder, Monster Hash, On the Shoulders of Freaks Dec 1, 1996 [ Play List ] (Added Apr 28, 2024) |
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TRAINS/TOP TEN 2417: My special topic will be a longtime favorite of mine, trains. Railroads have inspired a whole lot of songs and comedy bits through the years, way more than airplanes! We'll hear a bunch of the best (including the Top Ten for April) and a couple of the worst on my show debuting Saturday, April 27th. Don't miss the train! Apr 27, 2024 [ Play List ] (Added Apr 27, 2024) |
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Always Look on the Bright Side of Life, In the Mood, Wise Little Hen, Men Who Love Women who Love Men, I'm Nuts about Screwy Music, Autumn in New York, October in Oxnard, Window Shopping, Cruel Shoes, Matzoh Man, Pink Shoelaces, Dead Girls of London, Spider, Reefer Man, Wet T-shirt Night, Who's on First, Rock Lobster, King Tut, My Bologna Oct 14, 1979 [ Play List ] (Added Apr 21, 2024) |
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ELECTIONS: Mr. Custer, I Lost on Jeopardy, If Shania was Mine, Happy Together, Froxen Embryos, Inbred Locals, Don't Touch me There, Smallest Thing Known to Man, High School Gym, Take off your Clothes, Beer, Religion & Politics, Abe Snake for President, Disco Bob, Do the Clinton, The One that Doesn't Suck so Bad, 4 Years of High School Spanish, Bulbous Bouffant Nov 3, 1996 [ Play List ] (Added Apr 21, 2024) |
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BASEBALL 2416: After covering requests, birthdays, death, Canada, and recreational substance use in our first hour, we turn our attention to another form of recreation for several jam packed innings of baseball comedy! Stream it now or anytime at www.drdemento.com Apr 20, 2024 [ Play List ] (Added Apr 20, 2024) |
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KMET PART TWO: Here Come the British, Weather Forecast, Mad Dogs & Englishmen, When I'm Cleaning Windows, My Girl's Pussy, I Belong to Glasgow, Loos of England, God Save the Queen, God Save the Sex Pistols, Short People, Travel Agency, Penguin in Bondage, Star Warts Nov 6, 1977 [ Play List ] (Added Apr 14, 2024) |
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KMET PART ONE: I'm not Gonna be a Hippie Anymore, Thing, Hamster Love, Teddy Bear, Boo Hoo, Wally Balloo Visits a Bank, Boogie, Bloat on, Witch Doctor, Man who Ate his Car, Birth Control, Be Prepared, Muscle-bound Freak, Geek's Revenge, Doggy Do, El Monte, Pico & Sepulveda Nov 6, 1977 [ Play List ] (Added Apr 14, 2024) |
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RANDOM 2415: The Doc's baseball episode is on rain delay so instead we present a random select of segments from the '80's. Apr 13, 2024 [ Play List ] (Added Apr 13, 2024) |
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ALIENS/UFOS: I Think I'm a Clone Now, Rolling Stones, Nellie the Elephant, Cat Song, Psycho Chicken, So Drunk, I Got a Crush on Darth Vader, Beaver Strikes Back, Stroke it, Baby let me Bang your Box, Mr. Spaceman, Hell I'd Go, Flying Saucer, Earth Girls are Easy, Little Blue Man, 7-11, Star Wars Cantina, Cows with Guns Mar 23, 1997 [ Play List ] (Added Apr 7, 2024) |
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FISH: This Used Car of Mine, Songs of Beach Time Fun, Led Zeppelin Reunion Tour, Gilligan's Island Stairway, If Pigs had Wings, Rhapsody from Hunger-y, Get a Haircut Dad, Hair Piece, Under the Sea, Want Some Seafood Mama, Sushi Baby, Fish Heads, I Lobster but Never Flounder, Fishing Blues, Walleye, Dice, Smallest Thing Known to Man, Einstein, Ooh Don't Touch That Jul 8, 1990 [ Play List ] (Added Apr 7, 2024) |
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2414 HARMONY: This week we flash back to 2003 to hear the Doc's salute to Dementia in harmony! Stream it now or anytime at www.drdemento.com. Apr 6, 2024 [ Play List ] (Added Apr 6, 2024) |
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LIVE ON KPFK NOVEMBER 1971: The Doc plays some old mostly non demented classics on public radio before getting his long standing gig on KMET! (MONO ONLY) Nov 4, 1971 [ Play List ] [ Play List ] (Added Mar 31, 2024) |
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TOP TEN 2413: This show brings you the Top Ten for March 2024, plus some Easter delights, a few tunes for tax time, and a variety of other things. Stream it anytime from www.drdemento.com ! Mar 30, 2024 [ Play List ] (Added Mar 30, 2024) |
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THE BEATLES: Invasion, Pandas, Nellie the Elephant, Caucasian Spiritual, Basically Frightened, Big Cockroach, Driving on the Turnpike, Speed Trap, Doubleback Alley, Screaming Beatles, My Boyfriend got a Beatle Haircut, Divorce, Song of Tsongas, Fax me a Beer, Ugga Bugga, Black & White, PMS Airlines, Entering Marion Mar 29, 1992 [ Play List ] (Added Mar 25, 2024) |
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ALLAN SHERMAN INTERVIEW: 2 Triple Cheese, Grow Mrs. Goldfarb, Country Music is Here to Stay, It Came from Outer Space, Burning Down the Cartoon House, Bruces, Toss Another Shrimp on the Barbie, Yum Yum Tree, Harvey & Sheila, Crazy Downtown, End of a Symphony, Statue Got me High, Dial 1 for Help, Smallest Thing Known to Man Mar 22, 1992 [ Play List ] (Added Mar 25, 2024) |
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MIDWEST 2412: This week we celebrate spring, explore natural disasters, and hear songs about a whole host of places in the midwest. Stream it now or anytime at drdemento.com! Mar 23, 2024 [ Play List ] (Added Mar 23, 2024) |
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Something's in the Bag, Pincus the Peddler, Harv Kirshner, Eddie are you Kidding, Never Smile at a Crocodile, Lydia the Tattooed Lady, Oedipus Rex, It's Money that I Love, Boobs a Lot, Buick '59, Hot Rod Race, Hamster Love, Smoke-off, Disco Sucks Sep 16, 1979 [ Play List ] (Added Mar 17, 2024) |
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(KMET LIVE) Boris the Spider, Leader of the Laundromat, Television Rap, Honeymooner's Rap, Political Science, In Heaven There is no Beer, Amazing Man, Cocktails for Two, Lady Madonna, Maternity Girl, Ballad of E.T., Candy Rapper, I Get Weird, Ballad of Irving Jul 14, 1985 [ Play List ] (Added Mar 17, 2024) |
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ST. PATRICK'S DAY 2411: This weekend we paint the town green with an hour's worth of Irish songs, plus sets on drugs, food, and some of your requests. Listen now or anytime at drdemento.com. Mar 16, 2024 [ Play List ] (Added Mar 16, 2024) |
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LIVE ON KMET PART II: Flat Tire, I Took my Organ to the Party, Don't Bang on the Piano, Biddie McGraw, School Days, In the Summertime, My Son the Vampire, Nashville Cats, Junk Food Junkie, I Want my Baby Back, Take off your Clothes, Omar the Vampire, Waffle Whiffer, Vatican Rag Aug 17, 1975 [ Play List ] (Added Mar 10, 2024) |
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LIVE ON KMET PART I: Surfing Bird, I like Stinky Cheese, Love Song, Goofus, Call any Vegetable, Beans, Why Does the Sun Shine, Laugh & be Happy, Shark Bait, Mother Goose's Wine, If, Baby let me Bang your Box, Cocaine, Detroit City Aug 17, 1975 [ Play List ] (Added Mar 10, 2024) |
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BANANAS 2410: Bananas are a very tasty fruit, enjoyed around the world...but "bananas" has oddly become a popular synonym for "crazy"...or Demented! We'll have a lot of fun with that on this week's show -- and we'll also hear songs about the second most Demented friut -- prunes, and we'll also have songs about marijuana, and a new version of "Fish Heads." You can stream that show now, or anytime you like, at www.drdemento.com. Mar 9, 2024 [ Play List ] (Added Mar 9, 2024) |
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HUNTING: Moose in my House, 8th Wonder of the World, Mutant Cows, Harry the Hairy Ape, Toad Suckers, Cause I'm a Blonde, Plain White Rapper, Hot Rocks Polka, Radio Shack, Silicon Valley Guy, Booger on my Beer Mug, Lion Hunt, Deer Hunters, Fox Chase, Preacher & the Bear, I Think I can Beat Mike Tyson, Gary Cooper Movie Five Yep, Janitor, Second Week of Deer Camp Nov 5, 1989 [ Play List ] (Added Mar 3, 2024) |
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WEIRD AL INTERVIEW: Christmas Carol, We Wish you a Merry Christmas, Nose Job, Loving You is Surfing You, Mr. Jaws, Human Race, Grandmother's Song, King Tut, Dare to be Stupid, Willie & the Hand Jive, Golden Gridiron Boy, Scotsman, Account of Halley's Comet, Su-Sushi-o, Yoda, Shaving Cream, Marvin Dec 15, 1985 [ Play List ] (Added Mar 3, 2024) |
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POLICE 2409: This week while the Doc is on vacation we flash back to a few different past episodes about the police. Listen anytime at drdemento.com. Mar 2, 2024 [ Play List ] (Added Mar 2, 2024) |
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BIRDS: Men, Fraternity Life, Zombie Jamboree, Old Guys do it, Mr. Ed, Inner Voice, I Hate when that Happens, Life Sucks then You Die, Bird House in your Soul, Golden Birdies, Old Man Emu, In the Mood, Little Birdy, Son of Irving, Liar Sleeps Tonight, Jedi Mind Trick, Army Careers, If I Had the Copyright Feb 20, 2005 [ Play List ] (Added Feb 25, 2024) |
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Money Song, This is Ponderous, Ding Dong Song, Oh Yeah, Alabama Song, Laughing Gnome, Ice Age Baby, Kinky Boots, How I Spent my Summer Vacation, Peter Cottontail, Lubasonic Song, Battle of New Orleans, Middle East Beast, Dueling Presidents, Are You a Turtle, Weekly World News, Coming Back for More Mar 31, 1991 [ Play List ] (Added Feb 25, 2024) |
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RANDOM/TOP TEN 2408: Here's the Top Ten for February 2024, plus a random selection from Dr. Demento's archives. You'll hear familiar Demented classics, plus old (and not so old) classics we haven't heard for way too long. Stream this show now (or anytime) from www.drdemento.com ! Feb 24, 2024 [ Play List ] (Added Feb 24, 2024) |
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I Do the Rock, Sh-boom, I'm the Slime, It's in the Book, My Humble Home, If I Give up the Saxophone, Gee Officer Krupke, Loving You has Made me Bananas, Nose Job, Making Love in a Subaru, Do You Think I'm Disco, Shaving Cream, King Tut, Fish Heads Sep 9, 1979 [ Play List ] (Added Feb 18, 2024) |
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(KLSX LIVE) EMO PHILIPS INTERVIEW: John & Marsha, It Came from West Covina, Cow Patty, Modern Design, L.S. Bumblebee, Gourmet Restaurant, 200th Anniversary of the Constitution, College the Best 6 Weeks of my Life, Pope Song, Animal Square Dance, Go All the Way L.A. Lakers, Let's Talk Dirty in Hawaiian, Beastie Wrap, Squirrels, Beer Nuts Jun 7, 1987 [ Play List ] (Added Feb 18, 2024) |
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CALIFORNIA 2407: Here is my new show, at last! Sorry for the delay - but I believe it's one of the best shows I've done lately - worth the wait I think. Hope you agree! Feb 17, 2024 [ Play List ] (Added Feb 17, 2024) |
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KMET LIVE 1982 part 2: My Baby's got Rabies, Beach Boys Drug Medley, What do We do in the Army, Nice, Hopelessly Heterosexual, Bounce your Boobies, Everyone Says I Love You, Ode to Billy Joel, Mr. Bill, I Hate, My Girl's Pussy, Kinky Sex, Time I Got a Physical, Commercials on 45, I Like, Let's Make a New Dope Deal, It's Still Billy Joel to Me, Pac-Man, Sex Toy, Take Off Jan 31, 1982 [ Play List ] (Added Feb 11, 2024) |
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KMET LIVE 1982 part 1: Reaganomics, Big Bucks, That old Unemployment, I Believe, Ronnie Talk to Russia, Ikey & Mikey, Goblin Girl, Lion & Albert, Hamburger, My Daddy is President, I Got it from Agnes, Snootful of Snow, Earthquake Song, She Loves You Dr. Strangelove, I like Chinese, We are Dead, I Love Trash, Party in my Pants, I like Beer, 96 Beers, My Bonnie Lass she Smelleth, Shall we Walk or Take a Dog Jan 31, 1982 [ Play List ] (Added Feb 11, 2024) |
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LOVE SONGS 2406: In honor of Valentine's Day, here's my annual program of Deemented love songs -- from "John and Marsha" to "Tapeworm of Love"...from George Burns & Gracie Allen to the Wolves of Glendale, from "Loving You Has Made Me Bananas" to "Je t'aime, moi non plus." You can hear this show (and thousands of others) by visiting www.drdemento.com. Feb 10, 2024 [ Play List ] (Added Feb 10, 2024) |
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POLICE: You Never Know, Marvin, But Officer, Old Dope Peddler, Buzz the Fuzz, Big Cockroach, Henry, Speed Trap, Rudy Rudy, Cat Got Dead, Cops with Attitude, Crazy Blues, Policeman's Song, Loser, Friendship, Lazing in the Shade of the Information Super Highway, Bald Guys, God Told me to Rob the 7-11, Down with V.E.G. Jul 24, 1994 [ Play List ] (Added Feb 4, 2024) |
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FOOTBALL: Mr. Roberts, Shrivel Up, Short People, Dog Ball, Argument Clinic, Year of the Fat, Laughing Song, Worms, Chunder in the old Pacific Sea, Son of a Half Back, Fight Fiercely Harvard, Football Stomp, Football Card, Let's Talk Dirty to the Animals, It's Still Billy Joel to Me, Existential Blues Sep 14, 1980 [ Play List ] (Added Feb 4, 2024) |
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BABIES 2405: This week we flashback 30 years to hear the Doc's salute to babies, plus other current and older songs from the time. Feb 3, 2024 [ Play List ] (Added Feb 3, 2024) |
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(KSCA LIVE) MEN: Headline News, Men, Sensitive New-age Guys, Everything Reminds me of my Therapist, Twisted, We Own the World, Disco Boy, Rock me Jerry Lewis, What a Mouse, I'm Tough, Mighty Manly Hunting Men, Put Another Log on the Fire, We Don't Need the Men, You Can Play my Sega, Do the Picard, Thrill Seeker Sep 25, 1994 [ Play List ] (Added Jan 28, 2024) |
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LOGAN WHITEHURST INTERVIEW: Robot Cat, Beep Beep, Pub with no Beer, 50 Ways to Dump your Lover, Moisture, Me & the Snowman, Do the Confusion, Lizard & Fish, Downtown Downer's Grove, Going to Pasadena, Take me Down, Miami, Patrick the Spoiler, 88 Lines about 44 Simpsons, Teeth Clenched, Stealing like a Hobbit Oct 12, 2003 [ Play List ] (Added Jan 28, 2024) |
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TOP TEN 2404: In addition to the top ten, this week we cover planes, Egypt, laundry, and more, including a whole set of Ray Stevens on the occasion of his retirement. Stream it now or anytime at drdemento.com Jan 27, 2024 [ Play List ] (Added Jan 27, 2024) |
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Cheese Burger Deluxe, Hector the Garbage Collector, Argument Clinic, Everybody Works but Father, We'll Ride with Nixon, Blassie King of Men, My Pink Half of the Drain Pipe, Australian Table Wines, Buzz the Fuzz, Meet me at the Beach, Spam, 3 Drunk Newts, 400 Mile Gas Line Sep 2, 1979 [ Play List ] (Added Jan 21, 2024) |
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(KLSX LIVE) BRITISH COMEDY: Downtown, Rioting to the Hits, Johnny Carson, Quayle Portrait, My Dog ate Nolan Ryan, Cannibalism, Touch a Name on the Wall, Great Bell, Welly Boot Song, Heads are Gonna Roll, Walking on the Moon, I Can't Watch This, Ren & Stimpy, I Loot L.A. May 24, 1992 [ Play List ] (Added Jan 21, 2024) |
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NEW YORK 2403: Here's the first entry in a new series of shows dedicated to various cities and regions. I plan to do one of these each month for awhile. Jan 20, 2024 [ Play List ] (Added Jan 20, 2024) |
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KMET PART TWO: It's A Gas, In old Mexico, Moonlight & Shadows, Sweet Marijuana Brown, As a Porcupine Pines for his Pork, You Got your Baby Back, Old Sow Song, Rubber Biscuit, Abner the Baseball, Hooray for Capt. Spalding, Spam, Walk on the Kosher Side, Waffle Whiffer Nov 16, 1975 [ Play List ] (Added Jan 14, 2024) |
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KMET PART ONE: Je Taime, Johnny's got a Yoyo, Plastic Jesus, Chula Vista, Barber, Ducktail, Lydia the Tattooed Lady, August in Azusa, Putting on the Ritz, Shrimpenstein, Stinkfoot, Junk Food Junkie, Wolf Creek Pass, Ain't we Crazy, Crazy Mixed-up Song Nov 16, 1975 [ Play List ] (Added Jan 14, 2024) |
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FISH 2402: Our topic today is fish (and fishing). Our scaly aquatic semi-ancestors, the meals we make of them, and the songs we sing about them. You can stream this show now (or anytime) at www.drdemento.com. Jan 13, 2024 [ Play List ] (Added Jan 13, 2024) |
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BOATS: I Need a Squirrel, Raccoon Song, Woodpecker Song, I Wish I Were, Dirty Socks, Never Wear Panties to a Party, Who Farted, Closer, I've Got a Fang, I'm Better than Them, Golden Fluffy Loaves of Love, Lox Song, Dinghy Song, Big Bear Lake, Legend of the Titanic, MCI, Let me Make you Smile in Bed Jul 21, 2002 [ Play List ] (Added Jan 7, 2024) |
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SPIKE JONES: Smoke Smoke Smoke that Cigarette, Music Sex & Cookies, Wind Up Toy, Leave it to Beaver, Beaver Cleaver Fever, I like Stinky Cheese, Cheese Shop, Hole in the Bucket, California Kid, Cocktails for Two, Midnight Star, Last Ride of Weird Al, Beep Beep, Marvin I Love You, Big Butt Jan 19, 1986 [ Play List ] (Added Jan 7, 2024) |
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RANDOM 2401: This week we take a trip through the '80's archives to hear random segments containing hits and rarities about raspberries, the old west, dogs, science, and many other things. Jan 6, 2024 [ Play List ] (Added Jan 6, 2024) |
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THE NIXON TAPES: The Doc makes an appearance on public radio to play some folk & blues (50 minutes, not demented) Jun 5, 1988 [ Play List ] (Added Dec 31, 2023) |
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FUNNY 25 2352: And here they are - the Funny 25 most requested Deemented songs of 2023, as tabulated from the monthly Top Tens - plus a few extra songs at the beginning and end of the show. You can stream them all now or anytime at www.drdemento.com. Dec 30, 2023 [ Play List ] (Added Dec 30, 2023) |
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DOO WOP: Rubber Biscuit, Betty Boop Theme, Moo Moo Song, Tiger Rag, Nature Trail to Hell, Why Won't you Come Home, Oedipus Rex, Dang me, Little Toot, Another Puff, Go Cry on Somebody Else's Shoulder, Louie Louie, Yakety Yak, 60 Minute Man, Annie had a Baby, She's Big & Round, 99 Dead Baboons Jun 24, 1984 [ Play List ] (Added Dec 24, 2023) |
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MOON ZAPPA INTERVIEW: Stallone Again, Bad in Bed, Sweet Transvestite, Stink Foot, Jogger's Song, Martian Hop, Old Sow Song, Merry Go Round, Them Moose Goosers, Those 2 Dreadful Children, Don't Leave your Records in the Sun, Benny the Bouncer, Earache my Eye, Yoda, Shaving Cream, Valley Girl Jun 20, 1982 [ Play List ] (Added Dec 24, 2023) |
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HOLIDAYS III 2351: Here's the Doctor's third all-new holiday show for 2023, just in time for Christmas Eve Eve! You can stream this show now or anytime at www.drdemento.com. Dec 23, 2023 [ Play List ] (Added Dec 23, 2023) |
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Marvin, My Daddy is President, I Do the Rock, Man on the Flying Trapeze, You Went the Wrong Way old King Louie, They Don't Make Nun Names, Leave it to Beaver, 400 Mile Gas Line, Rag Mop, Sinister Lunch Meat, Something's in the Bag, Do you Think I'm Disco, Disco Sucks Aug 19, 1979 [ Play List ] (Added Dec 17, 2023) |
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DISCO (KLSX LIVE): Hello I Love You, Bounce your Boobies, Domination Pizza, Probing Andromeda, I Think I'm a Clone Now, Happy Birthday, Casey at the Bat, Friendly Neighborhood Narco Agent, Disco Duck, Disco Tech, Disco Boy, Disco Toilet, Lasagna, Spock Rap, Fat Jun 5, 1988 [ Play List ] (Added Dec 17, 2023) |
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HOLIDAYS II 2350: Here's our second holiday show for 2023, starring Santa Claus who is the subject of most of the songs.
At the end of the show is a tribute to the excellent song parodist John Mammoser ("9 Coronas", "My Girlfriend Is Inflatable" and many more) who died of cancer on December 7th. Stream this show now (or anytime) at www.drdemento.com. Dec 16, 2023 [ Play List ] (Added Dec 16, 2023) |
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KMET PART TWO: It's Sister Ginny's Turn to Throw the Bomb, Lydia the Tattooed Lady, Spider & the Fly, Last Blast of the Blasted Bugler, My Home Town, Fuzzy Wuzzy, Minnie the Moocher, Dying Duck in a Thunderstorm, Pet Shop, Wasn't that a Mighty Day, You Got your Baby Back, Clean Song, Biddy McGraw, Stardrek, Butane Boogie, Spam Jan 11, 1976 [ Play List ] (Added Dec 10, 2023) |
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KMET PART ONE: Ying Tong, Happy New Year, Pink Elephants, Them Poems, Little Blue Man, Have a Baby, Loving You has Made me Bananas, I Love a Practical Joke, Junkfood Junkie, Purple People Eater, Hot Rod Race Navy Style, Dragnet Goes to Kindergarten, Go in and Out the Window, Piddling Pup, Wolf Creek Pass, Male Chauvinist Pig Jan 11, 1976 [ Play List ] (Added Dec 10, 2023) |
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HOLIDAYS 2349: The first of our three special shows for the 2023 holidays includes a dozen Hanukkah comedy songs (a genre that didn't exist at all when the Dr Demento Show began) plus a couple of Krampus songs. The rest of the show is all Christmas fun! Stream it now at www.drdemento.com. Dec 9, 2023 [ Play List ] (Added Dec 9, 2023) |
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DOGS: Alley Cat, Dog Ball, Hippopotamus, Little Fuzzy Animals, Jolly Green Giant, Ballad of Gumby, Religion & Politics, President Song, I Want a Man with a Slow Mind, Shakespeare Rap, Arnold Rap, Gonna Buy me a Dog, Breath of a Dog, Doggy Doo, Evelyn a Modified Dog, White Fang, Big Sniff, What Killed the Dog, My Dead Dog Rover, Shaving Cream, Happy Happy Joy Joy Aug 30, 1992 [ Play List ] (Added Dec 3, 2023) |
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FRANK ZAPPA TRIBUTE: To commemorate his recent passing, the Doc provides a retrospective of his career including interviews conducted over the years. Jan 2, 1994 [ Play List ] (Added Dec 3, 2023) |
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WINTER 2348: As the Doc takes a vacation this week (no confirmation if a ski lodge is involved) we present a flashback to winters of years past, edited together from episodes ranging 1983-2001. Dec 2, 2023 [ Play List ] (Added Dec 2, 2023) |
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SPIKE JONES: Party in my Pants, Boris the Spider, Red Light Green Light, I like Beer, Duncan, Spider in the Bath, Never Swat a Fly, Old Oaken Bucket, I Ain't Hip to that Step, Little Bo Peep Lost her Jeep, Cocktails for Two, Chloe, Dance of the Hours, 16 Tacos, Pimples & Braces, Daisy a Day, Telephone Man, Fish Heads Jan 27, 1985 [ Play List ] (Added Nov 26, 2023) |
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(KSCA LIVE) BABIES: Old Hippie Class Reunion, Rocking in the Rest Home, Bobby, Baby on the Potty all Day, Jazzy old Philosopher, Harley Davidson Polka, Wolf Creek Pass, Edna, Do the Picard, My Daughter, Baby Zone, Annie had a Baby, Benny's from Heaven, Taco Grande, Memo to Droola, Stress, Down with V-E-G, Someone Ate the Baby Jul 24, 1994 [ Play List ] (Added Nov 26, 2023) |
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TOP TEN 2347: Here's the last Top Ten of 2023 (in just five weeks we'll count down the Funny 25 for the whole year!) plus a couple of Christmas songs (we'll have lots more in December, and Hanukkah too) plus songs about alcohol, fruit, and some Deemented dance tunes! Stream the show now (or anytime) at www.drdemento.com. Nov 25, 2023 [ Play List ] (Added Nov 25, 2023) |
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Battle of Kookamunga, Blood on the Saddle, Let's Make the Water Turn Black, Religion & Politics, Pool, I Wish I Was a Car, Waiting for Gas, Suicide is Painless, Gloomy Sunday, Waterloo, Elizabeth & Richard, Romping through the Swamp, Your Mother's Calling, I like Beer, If You're a Viper, Night after Night, I Want Johnny's Job, Kindergarten of the Stars, Dentist Chair Blues, Pencil-Neck Geek Jul 29, 1979 [ Play List ] (Added Nov 19, 2023) |
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ALIENS/UFO'S: Martian Boogie, Sci-fi Film, Whalin, I Saw Elvis in a UFO, Grandma's Spending Christmas with the Superstars, Flying Saucer, 8 Foot 2 Solid Blue, They're Here, Hell I'd Go, Stairway to Heaven, Flying Saucer Rock & Roll, Slime Creatures from Outer Space, Hard Time to be a Man, Girl with 3 Blue Eyes, Martian Hop, Galaxy Song, Happy Happy Joy Joy, Time for Killing Barney, Bedrock Anthem Nov 28, 1993 [ Play List ] (Added Nov 19, 2023) |
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THANKSGIVING 2346: Happy Thanksgiving! Here's our Turkey Day playlist for 2023, with some new things in the first set and an Audio Torture Chamber at the end. You can listen to the show now (or anytime) at www.drdemento.com. Nov 18, 2023 [ Play List ] (Added Nov 18, 2023) |
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KMET LIVE PART TWO: Carpenter's Greatest Hits, We are Dead, Arm Pit Samba, Bras on 45, Who Committed Mutiny, Swallow my Love, Sit on my Face, Bicycle Seat, Hernia, Acupuncture, San Fernando Valley, Do you Miss New York, Asteroids, I Like, Dead Puppies, Take Off, Pacman, It's Good to be the King Jan 10, 1982 [ Play List ] (Added Nov 12, 2023) |
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KMET LIVE PART ONE: Charlie Brown, Up in Smoke, Physical, 8th Wonder of the World, Whale Song, Constable Savage, Ernest, Beer Barrel Polka, Up your Nose, Mad Laughing Record, Moral Majority Top 40, Lunatics have Taken over the Asylum, Big Bucks, Roast Chicken Faces, I'm Hip, So Bored Jan 10, 1982 [ Play List ] (Added Nov 12, 2023) |
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SPOKEN COMEDY 2345: The final hour of this week's show has not a single note of music! It's all spoken comedy, from Uncle Josh to George Carlin, from Shelley Berman to Monty Python, and lots more. The show begins with three tracks from the new CD by "& Barnes" (Bill Mumy), "Shit Happens," and continues with Weird Al, Worm Quartet, the Dead Alewives and lots more. Stream it now at www.drdemento.com. Nov 11, 2023 [ Play List ] (Added Nov 11, 2023) |
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ALL AMERICAN: 10 Coronas, Battle of Kookamunga, Shot Heard Round the World, 7-11, Mr. Popeil, Man Song, 18 Wheels on a Big Rig, Wolf Creek Pass, Pull my Finger, No I Don't Wanna do That, Whiskey for Breakfast, Glory Glory Paranoia, Man Can't be too Careful What he Signs these Days, Grandma vs. Crusher, All Collision All Explosion, Ode to my Car, Amish Paradise Jun 30, 1996 [ Play List ] (Added Nov 5, 2023) |
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NATIONAL LAMPOON INTERVIEW: Simon & Garfunkel, Hooray for Capt. Spalding, Winter Wonderland, Valley Dog, Ice Cubes & Beer, Grandparents, Chicken of the County, Back of your Neck, Byz Talk, Surfin Bird, I Can't Get no Satisfaction, Celebrity Spotlight on Harriet Nelson, Jane Fonda Speaks Out, Pass the Duchie, Making Love in a Subaru, Silicon Valley Guy Jan 9, 1983 [ Play List ] (Added Nov 5, 2023) |
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HUNTING 2344: Hunting animals is not quite as popular a pastime as it once was, but there are a lot of funny songs about hunting, and this week's blast from the past has a bagful of the best of them. You can stream that show anytime at drdemento.com. Nov 4, 2023 [ Play List ] (Added Nov 4, 2023) |
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Daily Dose Of Dementia (Apr. 12 93 to May 7 93): Tibetan Memory Trick, Drunks, Chelsea in Diguise, Mr. Wizard & Timmy, Elmer Fudd Sings Fire, Baseball & Football, Flying, Parenting, Excuse Me, Smoke, Driving, Firecracker Mishap, Happy Darling, Mrs. Dead Pigeon, Argument Clinic, Sneakers, Disc Jockeys, California Earthquake, Movie Snacks, Mom Always liked You Best Apr 12, 1993 [ Play List ] (Added Oct 29, 2023) |
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HALLOWEEN 2343: Here's Halloween show #2 for 2023, with lots more spooky tunes and scary melodies old and recent -- Dinner with Drac, Werecow, Fear the Walking Dead, Zombie Jamboree -- you get the picture! Stream this show now or anytime at drdemento.com. Oct 28, 2023 [ Play List ] (Added Oct 28, 2023) |
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DIVORCE: Leaving on a Death Plane, Virgil & the Moonshot, Ape Call, Flush your Mind, Man Song, I'm Tough, Mothra, Creep the Tragic Cockroach, I Couldn't Spell ..., You Don't Love me Anymore, She got the Goldmine, Divorce, One More Minute, Istanbul, Bulbous Bouffant, Star Wars Cantina Apr 27, 1997 [ Play List ] (Added Oct 22, 2023) |
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WEIRD AL INTERVIEW: Cockroach that Ate Cincinnati, Stranded in the Jungle, I Eat Cannibals, Lay me in that Huddle, Go to Work you Jerk, Ma Bell You Got me by the Calls, Buffy Come Back, My Bologna, I Love Rocky Road, Ricky, Harry's Jockstrap, Bras on 45, Fussy Eater, Alphabet Song Apr 24, 1983 [ Play List ] (Added Oct 22, 2023) |
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HALLOWEEN 2342: BOO! Here's the first of our two all-new Halloween shows for 2023. Two hours-plus of spooky tunes and scary melodies, old and new, famous and obscure, funny and frightening! Stream the show now at drdemento.com. Oct 21, 2023 [ Play List ] (Added Oct 21, 2023) |
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TV ON KLSX: Burning Down the Cartoon House, Rhapsody from Hunger, Inbred, Ballad of Valdez, Write Romantically, Cheap Stories, Janitor, My Attorney Bernie, TV Rap, Way Back in 1939, Early TV Montage, TV is the Thing this Year, Vidiot, Brady Bunch, I'm the Slime, Adam West, Hacker's Rap Apr 23, 1989 [ Play List ] (Added Oct 15, 2023) |
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DEVO INTERVIEW: Fruit Song, Bear, Pollution, Breakfast Conversation, Working in a Coal Mine, Strange Pursuit, Sink the Bismark, First Date, Neanderthal Love, Big Jog, Blowing Bubble Gum, Cinderella, Dust up his Nose, My Dead Dog Rover, Sweet Transvestite Jul 8, 1979 [ Play List ] (Added Oct 15, 2023) |
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PIZZA 2341: It's pizza day in the Land of Dementia! The whole second hour is devoted to songs about pizza, going back to mid-century when it first became an American food craze! In the first hour we celebrate the arrival of fall, the top comedy songs of 2022 according to The FuMP, and other crazy Demented topics. Oct 14, 2023 [ Play List ] (Added Oct 14, 2023) |
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KMET PART TWO: K-bel Barfo Hits, Number One, Rosie Don't Bang on the Piano, Monkey Bite, Suicide is Painless, Suicide Prevention, It Looks like Rain, Lovely Weather for Ducks, Dying Duck in a Thunderstorm, Surfin Bird, Bird Bathroom, Punk Rock Drives me Disco, Elements, Baby likes Burping, Argument Clinic, Old Ben Lucas, Too Young to Date Feb 8, 1981 [ Play List ] (Added Oct 8, 2023) |
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KMET PART ONE: Parts, Sit on my Face, Earthquake Song, Montana, Big Leg Emma, I Love You for 70 Mental Reasons, With her Head Tucked Under her Arm, Dead Girls, Close the Door, Open the Door, Bug Boy, How Sweet to be an Idiot, Please Please Me, Alphabet Song, St. George & the Dragonet, Dog Ball, Going Crazy, Mr. Roberts, Masochism Tango Feb 8, 1981 [ Play List ] (Added Oct 8, 2023) |
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FOOD 2340: This week's show is a blast from the past, and a dementedly delicious one too! The subject is food, and the menu includes everything from sushi to goulash, vegetables to head cheese, hors d'oeuvres to cookies, pie and cake. You can stream the show anytime from drdemento.com. Oct 7, 2023 [ Play List ] (Added Oct 7, 2023) |
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DEMENTED BLUES: Generic Blues, Alphabet Song, Ukelele Blues, Down with V-E-G, Vegetables, Woke up this Morning, Masked Man, God Told me to Rob the 7-11, Blind Melon, Bear Whiz Beer, High Tech Redneck, Politically Correct, Person to Person, Alligator Wine, Pale Blues, Lunchlady Land Apr 24, 1994 [ Play List ] (Added Oct 1, 2023) |
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WEIRD AL YANKOVIC INTERVIEW: CPA, Music Sex & Cookies, Yum Yum Tree, Right Said Fudd, Streaking USA, Mr. Miller, Religion & Politics, I Love a Groove, Big Man Mambo, Smells like Nirvana, You Don't Love me Anymore, I Can't Watch This, Ren & Stimpy, Fax me a Beer, Ugga Bugga, PMS Airlines Apr 19, 1992 [ Play List ] (Added Oct 1, 2023) |
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TOP TEN 2339: Here's the Top Ten for September, plus a set from the new Worm Quartet album, some runners up from the Top Ten, and a whole lot more Demented delights! You can stream the show now (or anytime you like) at www.drdemento.com. Sep 30, 2023 [ Play List ] (Added Sep 30, 2023) |
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JAZZ: My Attorney Bernie, Rock & Roll Doctor, Shaving Patients for Surgery, Barbeque Barney, Vegetables, Mr. Bass Man, Mr. Roberts, Teenage Brain Surgeon, Punk Polka, Benny's from Heaven, Up with Papal, Don't Whiz on the Electric Fence, Smallest Thing Known to Man, Halloween Spooks, 500 Miles, Jurassic Park Oct 10, 1993 [ Play List ] (Added Sep 24, 2023) |
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DEMENTED POLITICS: In the Mood, She Won't French Kiss, What I Believe, I Want a Man, Too Young to Date, Just Wanna be Cool, Bringing me Back Today, Idi Amin, Religion & Politics, Presidential Handicap, 2 Cows, Tricky Dicky Rock & Roll, Ronnie vs. Fritz, Rodeo Song, Rapmaster Ronnie, Boogie in your Butt Nov 4, 1984 [ Play List ] (Added Sep 24, 2023) |
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MARIJUANA 2338: Our topic today is marijuana. Now that it's legal in many places, and socially acceptable in most other parts of the USA, I'm bringing back some of the fine songs it inspired when it was still highly illegal! Stream the show now at drdemento.com.
(Sorry it's late- I was under the weather for a couple of days, but am feeling excellent today!) Sep 24, 2023 [ Play List ] (Added Sep 24, 2023) |
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FOLK MUSIC: Light my Fire, Little Blue Riding Hood, Bang the Drum all Day, Open that Can, I Like Stinky Cheese, Cheesehead Song, Teenage Mutant Kung fu Chickens, 2 Dreadful Children, I Wanna be Catholic, Hole in the Bucket, Tom Dooley, MTA, Folk Song Army, Horse Named Bill, Thank God I'm a Jewish Boy, History of Dr. Demento, Werecow Sep 8, 1991 [ Play List ] (Added Sep 17, 2023) |
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RUDY VALLEE INTERVIEW: Hello Muddah, Swimming Song, Johnny Had a Yoyo, Sex Drugs & Rock n Roll, Drunkard Song, Stein Song, Old Sow Song, Let's do It, Beep Beep, 3 Mile Island Beatles, Pancho Lopez, Rock & Roll Hell, Say Guy You Wanna Boogie, Duck Pluckers, Dead Puppies, 3 Drunk Newts, Smoke-off, Lumberjack Song Jun 17, 1979 [ Play List ] (Added Sep 17, 2023) |
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EMBARASSMENT 2337: This show features (in segments 3 through 6) songs that may embarrass some people, for various reasons -- though many regular listeners count them among their very favorites! You can stream this show anytime at www.drdemento.com. Sep 16, 2023 [ Play List ] (Added Sep 16, 2023) |
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KMET PART 2: Bloat on, Martian March, Astro Boy, Stripper, Bluegrass Nightmare, Cockroach Love, Redback on the Toilet Seat, Party in my Pants, Elderly Man River, Robert Hilburn, Pico & Sepulveda, Sister Mary Elephant, Punk Polka, Mr. Custer, Cheaters & Liars, Existential Blues, Fish Heads Sep 7, 1980 [ Play List ] (Added Sep 10, 2023) |
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KMET PART 1: Martian Hop, Space Invaders, Keep Venice Nude, Meet me at the Beach, Black Denim Trousers, Bad Motorcycle, Old Dope Peddler, Last Blast of the Blasted Bugler, Shlock Rod, They're Parking Camels where the Taxis used to be, Kosher Delight, Tacos for Two, Hot Nuts, Fruit Song Sep 7, 1980 [ Play List ] (Added Sep 10, 2023) |
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OTHER DOMESTICATED ANIMALS 2336: Since I recently finished shows about dogs and cats, I thought I'd spin some Demented tunes about other domesticated animals -- cows and sheep, canaries and parakeets, lions and elephants (in zoos and circuses). This week's show also has the Top Ten (a week late, but it's great!) Stream it now or anytime at drdemento.com. Sep 9, 2023 [ Play List ] (Added Sep 9, 2023) |
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HUNTING: Freckle Song, Janet Reno, Someone ate the Baby, I Wanna Hot Dog for my Roll, Junk Food Junkie, 10 Coronas, Who Drank my Beer, In Heaven there is no Beer, Backwards XYZ's, Funny Man, Answering Machine, T'ain't Nobody's Business, Mighty Manly Hunting Men, Yosemite Sam, Big Bucks, Hunting Song, Second Week of Deer Camp, 30-point Buck Nov 10, 1996 [ Play List ] (Added Sep 3, 2023) |
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JUDY TENUTA INTERVIEW: Big Bear Lake, Back from the Shadows, Star Trekkin', Banana Love, Pool, Wet T-shirt Night, Colorado Kool-aid, Mississippi Squirrel Revival, Pope Song, Airborn with an Ape, I Hear Horses, I Like Boys, Piano has been Drinking, Bitching Camaro, Would Jesus Wear a Rolex, I Want your Socks, Vann Pick me a Letter, Squirrels Aug 23, 1987 [ Play List ] (Added Sep 3, 2023) |
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LABOR DAY 2335: With the Doc on vacation, we are presenting a combination of 7 different Labor Day episodes of the past. Sep 2, 2023 [ Play List ] (Added Sep 2, 2023) |
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MONEY: Money Song, Music Sex & Cookies, Money, I Ate the Baloney, Cops with Attitude, Only You, Daddy's Money, Busted, Credit Card Song, Blue Cheese Yodel, Nails, Greenbacks, Rock me Jerry Lewis, Your Brain on Drugs, Brain Damage, Dwarf Tossing, Frank's 2000-inch TV, Way Down Deep You're Shallow Feb 20, 1994 [ Play List ] (Added Aug 27, 2023) |
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LOVE LIVE ON KLSX: Reggae Popeye, Woke up this Morning, All my Bill are Overdue, Copycat Corner, Classical Rap, Worms, Deteriorata, Iraq & a Hard Place, Kick Ass U.S.A., So Long Mom, Lines in the Sand, Boogie, John & Marsha, Tapeworm of Love, Marvin I Love You, Everyone Says I Love You, M.C. Hammer, Bomb for Hussein Feb 10, 1991 [ Play List ] (Added Aug 27, 2023) |
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MONKEYS/MONKEES 2334: We flashback to 2003 for a program about apes and monkeys, then even further back to an interview the Doc did with the rock group the Monkees in 1987! Aug 26, 2023 [ Play List ] (Added Aug 26, 2023) |
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3-mile Island Beatles, Civilization, Alley Oop, Dead Frogs, When I was a Lad, I'm the Slime, Ikey & Mikey, Eggplant that Ate Chicago, Religion & Politics, Senator Fish Face, Rubber Room, Split Level Head, Hello DJ, 3 Drunk Newts, Fat Man's Prayer, Pencil Neck Geek Jun 10, 1979 [ Play List ] (Added Aug 20, 2023) |
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CLASSICAL: Streak, Wildwood Weed, 500 Miles, Grandpa's Gone Gangster, Twinkies & Ding Dongs, Ginko & Tofu, Smells like Camp Granada, Them Moose Goosers, Blue Danube Waltz, Sunrise Symphony, My Bonnie Lass She Smelleth, End of a Symphony, Carnival of the Animals Aug 2, 1998 [ Play List ] (Added Aug 20, 2023) |
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CATS 2333: Last week we celebrated the dog days of summer...Cats deserve a celebration too! We'll hear 28 songs about cats this week, most of them complimentary. This show also features the Logan Awards nominees for parody songs. Stream this show now or anytime at www.drdemento.com Aug 19, 2023 [ Play List ] (Added Aug 19, 2023) |
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KMET PART 2: Blassie King of Men, Is That all There is?, Pain in the Ass, Old Dope Peddler, Tranquilizers, Walking my Cat Named Dog, My Way, Elevator, Flush, August in Azusa, Keep Venice Nude, Animal House, Cinderella, Paraquat Blues, Your Love is Like Nuclear Waste, Maxwell's Silver Hammer Aug 6, 1978 [ Play List ] (Added Aug 13, 2023) |
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KMET PART 1: Looney Tune, Bagel Tree, Walk on the Kosher Side, I'm a Nut, Sidewalk Convoy, Donald Where's your Troosers, Herbert the Pervent, Total Nudity, Moment of Silence, Our Hour, Gilligan's Island Stairway, Loving me, Chewy the Rookie Wookie, Cement Mixer, Contradictions, Panacea, Camelot Aug 6, 1978 [ Play List ] (Added Aug 13, 2023) |
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DOGS 2332: This week's show features a tribute to Paul Reubens (aka Pee Wee Herman), plus the five Logan Award nominees for best comedy song, and a whole bunch of funny songs about dogs! Stream it now or anytime at www.drdemento.com. Aug 12, 2023 [ Play List ] (Added Aug 12, 2023) |
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SOUPY SALES INTERVIEW: Boris the Spider, She's Fallen, My Attorney Bernie, Lydia the Tattooed Lady, Nails, Hostility Rag, You Know my Name, With my Little Ukelele in my Hand, White Fang, Mouse, Packalafaka, Downtown Downer's Grove, Werecow, I Can't Watch This, Dead Puppies, Happy Happy Joy Joy May 31, 1992 [ Play List ] (Added Aug 6, 2023) |
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ALL REQUEST: K-mart Blues, Bookshop, Bilbo Baggins, Eric the Awful, Sensitive New-age Guys, Power Tools, Bill Clinton Song, Funky Gibbon, Hit me with your Rhythm Stick, Bras on 45, Disco Toilet, When I was Your Age, Plastic Jesus, One Meatball, Fax me a Beer, Ren & Stimpy, Smells like Nirvana May 3, 1992 [ Play List ] (Added Aug 6, 2023) |
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ALCOHOL 2331: This week we have a blast from the past -- and I do mean a blast! The subject is alcohol. A serious subject, but it has inspired innumerable funny songs. You'll hear a bunch of the best and a few of the worst ones when you stream this week's show at www.drdemento.com. Aug 5, 2023 [ Play List ] (Added Aug 5, 2023) |
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1971/LIVE ON KLSX: A retrospective of the year 1971, plus current/classic songs too...I Like, Pet Shop, Dead Cicada, Robert Hilburn, Tax Day, Punish the People, Flying Saucers, Vasectomy, Ajaz Liquor Store, Lonesome Cowboy Burt, I Think We'e all Bozos, Insane & the Brain, South Park Junkie, Star Wars Cantina Apr 12, 1998 [ Play List ] (Added Jul 30, 2023) |
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TOP TEN 2330: Here's the Top Ten for July, plus a bunch of songs about wine, and a bunch about marijuana as well! You can stream this show now or anytime at www.drdemento.com Jul 29, 2023 [ Play List ] (Added Jul 29, 2023) |
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CHRISTMAS: 12 Pains of Christmas, You Ain't Getting Sh*t for Christmas, Hanukah Hey-Ya!, Santa Man Vibration, Please Let it Snow, Relatives are Coming, Granny's Holiday Fruitcake, Ding Fries are Done, Christmas on Acid, I am Santa Claus, Green Christmas, Night Santa went Crazy, I Want an Alien for Christmas Dec 14, 2003 [ Play List ] (Added Jul 23, 2023) |
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(KLSX LIVE) CHRISTMAS IN JULY: Christmas at Ground Zero, Ballad of Ross Perot, Arnold Rap, My Dog ate Nolan Ryan, Freeze-dried Fido, Masochism Tango, Thorazine Shuffle, Neil Young, It's Christmas & I Wonder Where I am, An Axel Christmas, Father Christmas, Grandma Got run Over by a Reindeer, You Don't Bring me Flowers, Spider, Hey Batman 92 Jul 19, 1992 [ Play List ] (Added Jul 23, 2023) |
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BLACK DEMENTIA 2329: Today we feature some of the great Black artists who have done Demented songs and comedy bits -- from Lead Belly and Butterbeans & Susie to Slim Gaillard, The Coasters and Eddie Murphy. We'll also hear Jane Birkin (RIP), Albert Brooks, Pink Floyd and more. You can stream this show anytime starting Saturday, July 22 at www.drdemento.com. Jul 22, 2023 [ Play List ] (Added Jul 22, 2023) |
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SUMMER/HEROES/VILLAINS: Summertime Summertime, Tennessee Bird Walk, It's Alright to be a Clod, Light my Fire, Canasta Song, Big Jog, Old Back Scratcher, Creature from the Black Lagoon, Mechanical Man, We Are Demented, Licks off Records, Out of Gas Blues, Framed, Time Warp, Dancing Fool, Ballad of Irving Jun 3, 1979 [ Play List ] (Added Jul 16, 2023) |
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(KSCA LIVE) SNOW/SKIING: Blue Christmas, Don't Eat the Yellow Snow, Super Skier, Harley Song, Smoke 2 Joints, Santa's Beard, You Know my Name, Jingle Bell Boogie, You're a Hamburger, Squishy Love, Kirk & Spock, Marvin I Love You, Rusty Chevrolet, Hockey Here Tonight, Happy Boy, Ain't no Liberal, Anniversary Anthem, Bulbous Bouffant (MONO ONLY) Nov 12, 1995 [ Play List ] (Added Jul 16, 2023) |
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STORY SONGS 2328: This show features an hour of story songs ("ballads" in the traditional meaning of the word). Some old favorites and some you may not have heard! Stream the show now at www.drdemento.com. Jul 15, 2023 [ Play List ] (Added Jul 15, 2023) |
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KMET PART 2 WITH MEYER & DRAKE INTERVIEW: Daffy Duck's Rhapsody, Davy Crockett, Homo Erectus, Mr. Bill, Meyer & Drake Interview, Making Whoopie, Psycho Chicken, Hockey Sock Rock, My Bologna, Slide Trombone, Beepies & Beer, Punk Polka, Disco Sucks, Smoke-off, I Can see Uranus, Sixpence Feb 17, 1980 [ Play List ] (Added Jul 9, 2023) |
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KMET PART 1: Nuke the Whales, Buy me a Dog, Rain Rain go Away, Back Water Blues, Ain't Gonna Rain no More, Please Mr. Carter, New Slant on War, Kill for Peace, Loving You has Made me Bananas, Miami, Jim Morrison's Revenge, Soggy Cereal, Nowhere, Disco Toilet, Disco Vampire, Stop the War Feb 17, 1980 [ Play List ] (Added Jul 9, 2023) |
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RANDOM 2327: Our historian has assembled this from 10 prior episodes, ranging from 1983 to 1992 in demented (reverse) order, and including a segment on vacations in honor of the Doc's vacation this week! Jul 8, 2023 [ Play List ] (Added Jul 8, 2023) |
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CHRISTMAS PART 2: Everywhere it's Christmas, We're Getting Massaged for Christmas, 12 Days of Christmas, Rock & Roll Santa, I Saw Elvis Dressed as Santa Claus, Jingle Bells, Reindeer Boogie, Pretty Little Dolly, My Birthday is on Christmas, Gluey Christmas, Chimney Song, I Found the Brains of Santa Claus, They had a Merry Christmas, Christmas Dragnet, Christmas Balls Dec 25, 1988 [ Play List ] (Added Jul 2, 2023) |
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CHRISTMAS PART 1: It's Christmas & I Wonder Where I Am, Santa Claus is Watching You, Rudolph the Brown-Nosed Reindeer, Dashing through the Aisles, Money for Christmas, Father Christmas, Santa's Moving On, Chipmunks Roasting, Good King Kong Looked Out, Merry Christmas You Suckers, Blue Christmas, Green Christmas, Santa Claus & his old Lady, Christmas at Ground Zero Dec 15, 1991 [ Play List ] (Added Jul 2, 2023) |
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AMERICA 2326: Happy Birthday U. S. A.! The whole show this week is dedicated to America -- it's not perfect but these songs are often hysterical, along with being historical. Stream it now (or anytime) at www.drdemento.com. Jul 1, 2023 [ Play List ] (Added Jul 1, 2023) |
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UNRELEASED TAPES: Led Zeppelin Medley, Polkas on 45, Gosh Golly Goofy, Get off the table Mabel, Glorious, Every Little Bug, Never Swat a Fly, Girl Fight Tonight, Uncle Alfred, Who are the Brain Police, Neanderthal Man, March of the Cuckoos, School Cafeteria, Gumball Wizard, Hamster Love, Nice, Trouble with Klingons, It's the Real World After All, Leprosy, She's Big & Round, Rock Rap, Cheerio Cherry Lips Cheerio Jan 10, 1988 [ Play List ] (Added Jun 25, 2023) |
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FOOTBALL: Fatal Beatings, Curly Shuffle, Mike Tyson Substitute Teacher, Eric the Awful, Dueling Rappers, Deteriorata, Are you Balding Tonight?, Kick Ass U.S.A., Elvis' Rolls Royce, Bitchin Camaro, What it Was Was Football, Cheerleaders on Drugs, Baseball & Football, Fight Fiercely Harvard, Shaving Cream contest, If You Want Free Speech Go to Russia, We Love Barney Fife, Uncle Jack Says Relax, They Drive me Brady Sep 9, 1990 [ Play List ] (Added Jun 25, 2023) |
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TOP TEN 2325: This week Dr. Demento welcomes Summertime 2023 with a salute to the season - summertime clothes, summertime food, and we count down the Top Ten hottest and coolest Deemented songs for June! Stream the show now or whenever you like at www.drdemento.com. Jun 24, 2023 [ Play List ] (Added Jun 24, 2023) |
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Dance of the Hours, Old Gray Mare, Witch Doctor, Reefer Man, Smoke that Cigarette, I ate the Baloney, Night after Night, Casey at the Bat, Can Broadway do without Us?, Tiptoe Through the Tulips with Me, Fat Man's Prayer, Making Love in a Subaru, Fish Heads, In the Mood May 27, 1979 [ Play List ] (Added Jun 18, 2023) |
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(KSCA LIVE) MUSICAL TURKEYS: Happy Birthday, Stress, Beep Beep, St. George & the Internet, Peter the Meter Reader, There's a Man who Comes to our House, Vacuum, Pretty Little Dolly, Rapping Duke, Life Sucks then you Die, Air Battle, Everything Reminds me of my Therapist, Bulbous Bouffant Nov 5, 1995 [ Play List ] (Added Jun 18, 2023) |
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FATHER'S DAY 2324: Happy Father's Day! Here are 25 funny songs about fatherhood, plus some more goodies for everyone. You can stream that show now or anytime from www.drdemento.com. Enjoy! Jun 17, 2023 [ Play List ] (Added Jun 17, 2023) |
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KMET PART TWO: Try it, Hold Tight, Alvin's Orchestra, Kicking the Gong Around, Peanut Boogie, Democratic Donkey, Goofing on the Job, I Died all Over You, Bicentennial Minute, Texas Behemoth, Bridget the Midget, I Love Me, Spam, Shaving Cream, In the Mood, I Love your Toes, Dragnet Goes to Kindergarten, Lumberjack Song, Chaos Jan 23, 1977 [ Play List ] (Added Jun 11, 2023) |
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KMET PART ONE: Laugh & be Happy, Turn your Head Sweetheart, Girl Named Johnny Cash, Hey Schoolgirl, Gorilla, Ning Nang Nong, You're the Pits, Acne, Freckle Song, Gnu Song, Up your Nose, High School USA, Dirty old Man, Thank God for Porno, Diamonds are a Girl's Best Friend, Mother's Lament, Song of the Sewer, Shock Treatments Jan 23, 1977 [ Play List ] (Added Jun 11, 2023) |
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NUDITY 2323: Hello there -- Dr Demento here -- It's getting warmer outside and we don't need as many clothes as we did a few weeks ago -- and some of us are able to get by witn no clothes at all! I'll explore the demented side of nudity on the show starting June 10th, 2023. You can stream that show and thousands of earlier Dr Demento shows at www.drdemento.com. Jun 10, 2023 [ Play List ] (Added Jun 10, 2023) |
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ME: Happy Boy, Birdhouse in your Soul, Blimp, Bart Simpson Rap, Uncle Jack says Relax, Plump, Living with a Hernia, DOA, I Love Me, Cartoon Individual, I am a Squid, I Feel like an Onion Ring, I get Weird, I'm Bored, I Won't Grow up, My Name is Larry, Me like Hockey, Ballad of William Robinson May 17, 1998 [ Play List ] (Added Jun 4, 2023) |
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MONEY: Lakeside Trailer Park, Ricky, Hal & Lulu, Frozen Embryos, Amoeba Hop, Cow Imagination, Stinkfoot, Soba Song, Sushi Baby, Merle Haggard Eating Tofu, Busted, Money, Romance without Finance, Greenbacks, Where the Money, Nose Job, Dust Mites, Kick Ass U.S.A. Feb 24, 1991 [ Play List ] (Added Jun 4, 2023) |
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TOP TEN 2322: Here's the Top Ten for May, plus "99 Words for Boobs," "The Insult Song," "Bicycle Seat" and a new song by the Other Favorites for the revival of the 70-year-old 3-D feature "Robot Monster in 3-D." Jun 3, 2023 [ Play List ] (Added Jun 3, 2023) |
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INSANITY LIVE ON KMET: Miss Ann McCarthy, It's the Real World After All, Goo Goo Muck, Comet Relief, Dinner Rap, Space Invaders, Going Crazy, I'm a Nut, Insane Crazy Blues, Twisted, Split Level Head, Paranomia, Dr. Freud, Ain't We Crazy, Teenage Lobotomy, Frontal Lobotomy, Elevator to Menswear, Burger Rap Sep 28, 1986 [ Play List ] (Added May 28, 2023) |
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PENN JILLETTE/STEVEN BANKS INTERIVEW/MOTHER'S DAY: Ballad of Valdez, Zip it, My Toot Toot, Inbred, Mother Song, My Mother is a Space Cadet, Chicken of the County, Draft Dodger Rag, Pizza Hut Now, Disney on Ice, Clothes of the Dead, Rock 'n' Roll RIP, Guru Rap, Touch Yourself May 14, 1989 [ Play List ] (Added May 28, 2023) |
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GAMES 2321: The Doc is feeling a bit under the weather this week, so our archivist has assembled a flashback episode on this topic from 1987 & 2001. The Doc will be back next week with the new top ten for May! May 27, 2023 [ Play List ] (Added May 27, 2023) |
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William Tell Overture, Don't Bogart me, Wine Stoned Plow Boy, Hungry Freaks Daddy, Billboard Song, Foreign Legion of Love, Flying Saucer 2nd, I Am an Astronaut, Van Lingle Mungo, Twisted, Rock Lobster, High School Gym, Mildred the Choir Director, Attack of the Giant Ants, Someone ate the Baby, Who's on First, Smoke Off May 20, 1979 [ Play List ] (Added May 21, 2023) |
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CATS: Let's all Get Demented, Are You Lonesome Tonight?, Surfer Joe, Surfin Bird, Read my Lips, Fruit Song, Coming Back for More, I'm Gonna Hire a Wino to Decorate our Home, Everybody Wants to be a Cat, Siamese Cat Song, Tomcat Blues, I Hate Cats, Forever Fluffy, If You Want Free Speech go to Russia, Timothy, They Drive me Brady, Uncle Jack Says Relax Aug 26, 1990 [ Play List ] (Added May 21, 2023) |
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CANADA 2320: We begin with an hour of American dementia and follow it up with an hour of dementia from north of the border! Stream now or anytime at drdemento.com May 20, 2023 [ Play List ] (Added May 20, 2023) |
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KMET PART 2: When I'm Cleaning Windows, Nowhere, Making Whoopie, I Like a Funeral, I'll be Glad When You're Dead, Mr. Gallager & Mr. Sheen, Whatever Happened to Music?, My Blue Heaven, Beverly Hills, La Brea Tar Pits, Cockroach Stomp, Martian March, Four Letter Words (MONO ONLY) Oct 6, 1974 [ Play List ] (Added May 14, 2023) |
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KMET PART 1: Dirty old Man, Woodpecker's Hole, Strip Polka, Let's Make the Water Turn Black, Motorcycle Song, Black Denim Trousers, Close to You, It's a Gas, I Owe a Lot to Iowa Pot, Gee Officer Krupkie, Halloween Spooks, Banana Boat, Okie from Muskogee, It's in the Book (MONO ONLY) Oct 6, 1974 [ Play List ] (Added May 14, 2023) |
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MOTHERS 2319: No two mothers are the same, and that also goes for the motherly songs on this week's show! Recommended for open-minded mothers and their offspring. We'll also have a set of songs by Frank Zappa's Mothers of Invention, totally different from the ones played in 2022. Stream the show now at www.drdemento.com ! May 13, 2023 [ Play List ] (Added May 13, 2023) |
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HALLOWEEN LIVE ON KLSX: Dark Shadows, Grim Grinning Ghosts, Mr. Ghost Goes to Town, Halloween Hysteria, I Put a Spell on You, My old Flame, Curse of the Hearse, Werecow, I'm Hungry, Psycho, Please Mr. Grave Digger, Cemetery Girls, Nature Trail to Hell, Halloween Cut-up, Monster Rap Oct 29, 1989 [ Play List ] (Added May 7, 2023) |
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HALLOWEN: Trick or Treat, Haunted House of Rock, Let's Twist Again, What Ever Happened to Eddie, Halloween Spooks, Dead, Vegas Vampire, Human Fly, It's Halloween, Haunted House, Headless Horseman, Spook Opera, Skeleton in the Closet, Harry the Toothless Vampire, Blob, Vampire Beavers Oct 28, 1984 [ Play List ] (Added May 7, 2023) |
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SPIKE JONES 2318: This week we have an extra-special blast from the past...a two-hour tribute to the man whose music has inspired Dr. Demento ever since he was 4 years old, and his dad brought home a 78 of "Cocktails for Two" -- Spike Jones! Stream this show now or anytime from www.drdemento.com . May 6, 2023 [ Play List ] (Added May 6, 2023) |
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SHOT OF THE DAY PART 5: Galaxy Song, Daffy Duck's Rhapsody, Dungeons & Dragons, Ode to my Car, Blue Christmas, We Love Barney Fife, 30 Point Buck, How the Grinch Stole Hanukah, Hey Harry Potter, Santa's Gonna Kick your Ass, Rudolph the Brown-nosed Reindeer, Chipmunks Roasting on an Open Fire, You're a Mean one Mr. Grinch, Hanukah Song, Night Santa went Crazy Nov 26, 2001 [ Play List ] (Added Apr 30, 2023) |
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TOP TEN 2317: This week's show features tracks from the new Needlejuice compilations by Tom Lehrer and Napoleon XIV, tributes to Harry Belafonte and Barry Humphries, and the Top Ten for April. Stream the show now or anytime at www.drdemento.com ! Apr 29, 2023 [ Play List ] (Added Apr 29, 2023) |
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TELEVISION: We Love Barney Fife, Bedrock Anthem, Who Shot JR?, Spock Rap, Martian Hop, I was Conceived at Woodstock, Maniac vs. Brainiac, Happy Happy Joy Joy, TV Rap, Vidiot, I'm the Slime, Intro and Outro, O.J.-O, Taking Seattle Grunge Rock Blues, She Left me for a Destitute Quadraplegic Apr 2, 1995 [ Play List ] (Added Apr 23, 2023) |
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Spanish Inquisition, Attack of the Killer Tomatoes, Jimmy Durante's Nose, Willie Mickey & the Duke, Bears are Taking over Yellowstone, Welcome to the Zoo, Funky Gibbon, Ode to Gary Coleman, Flat Tire, Serious, Colorado, Dallas part 2, Duncan, Frontal Lobotomy, Mr. President, Yoda Jul 19, 1981 [ Play List ] (Added Apr 23, 2023) |
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HAIR 2316: This week's show features 33 fun songs about hair. We have less of it than most mammals, but we prize and enhance the way it decorates us. Even when we choose to remove it, hair makes a statement! Stream this show now or anytime at www.drdemento.com. Apr 22, 2023 [ Play List ] (Added Apr 22, 2023) |
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DANCING: Rosie Don't Bang on the Piano, Dollar a Gallon, First Lady, Country Music is Here to Stay, Hockey Night in Canada, There Was a Fungus Among us, Reluctant Cannibal, Old Sow Song, Time Warp Dance Medley, I Can't Dance, Amazing Man, Fish Heads, Dancing Fool May 6, 1979 [ Play List ] (Added Apr 16, 2023) |
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KRYPTON INTERVIEW, ELVIS LIVE ON KLSX: Intro & Outro, She Drives like Crazy, I'm in a Coma for You, Green Acid at Woodstock, Lonely at the Bottom, Go Shopping, Krypton Interview, My Ding a Ling, Elvis Was a Narc, He Ate too Many Jelly Donuts, Elvis has Just Left the Building, Guess I'm Elvis' Love Child, Elvis Rap, Wrap it Up, Hey Batman, Spam, Adam West Aug 13, 1989 [ Play List ] (Added Apr 16, 2023) |
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WEATHER 2315: This week's special topic is the weather. We can't do much about it, but we can listen to funny songs about it! This week we also have songs about geeks, drugs and sleeping, (Note: the song by Nikka's Box has highly explicit language).Stream the new show now at www.drdemento.com. Apr 15, 2023 [ Play List ] (Added Apr 15, 2023) |
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KMET 1975 PART 2: Masculine Women Feminine Men, Help, Are You for Real?, Close to Me, My Doctor, Born to be Wild, Wah-hoo, Rag Mop, Je Taime, Ash Grove, Barstow, Route 66, Covina, Martian March, Deteriorata, Son of Irving, Ed Barbara, Smut, Sweet Violets, Pinto Pony (MONO ONLY) Mar 2, 1975 [ Play List ] (Added Apr 9, 2023) |
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KMET 1975 PART 1: Trouble with Harry, Inflation in the Nation, When Veronica Plays Harmonica, Carnival of Venice, Eating Goober Peas, New Slant on War, Chewing Gum, Blazing Saddles, Putting on the Ritz, Turkey Pie Lament, 51 Beers, C.B. Chant, 30,000 Lbs. of Bananas (MONO ONLY) Mar 2, 1975 [ Play List ] (Added Apr 9, 2023) |
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BASEBALL 2314: Baseball season is underway! Baseball has inspired more funny songs and comedy bits than any other sport, and I've got an hour's worth of the most Deemenred ones this week -- plus a celebration of Tom Lehrer's 95th birthday, and some songs about frogs and your teeth. Stream this new show now at www.drdemento.com ! Apr 8, 2023 [ Play List ] (Added Apr 8, 2023) |
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SINGING GROUPS: Now I am a Hippie Again, She's Going Bald, Frank's 2000-inch TV, Farm Boys, In old Mexico, America's Most-Hated Criminal, Along Came Jones, Peanut Butter, I Heard, Beep Beep, Japanese Banana, Go Cry on Somebody Else's Shoulder, Right Said Fred, Barbecue Barney, Bedrock Anthem, PC Nov 14, 1993 [ Play List ] (Added Apr 2, 2023) |
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TOM STANKUS INTERVIEW: Boris the Spider, Big Cockroach, Elvis was a Narc, Bonanza, Ballad of E.T., Will it Rain or Will it Snow, Pineapple Princess, One More Minute, Existential Blues, Existential Blues Part 2, Teacher's Battle Hymn, Cheese Boogie Deluxe, Boogie in your Butt, Like a Surgeon Jul 14, 1985 [ Play List ] (Added Apr 2, 2023) |
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RANDOM 2313: Not an April Fool's joke, this week is a variation on the D-pod shuffle...a compilation of random segments from past episodes, 1979-1989. Stream it now or anytime at drdemento.com Apr 1, 2023 [ Play List ] (Added Apr 1, 2023) |
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COCKROACHES: One Piece at a Time, 18 Wheels on a Big Rig, Hound Song, I Want your Socks, Fox in Socks, Uh Oh part 2, Ritalin, Lizzie Borden, Worry, So Far so Good, Cockroach that Ate Cincinnati, Suzy Cockroach, Roaches, Necrophilia, Wet Dream, Smoke Off Jun 11, 2000 [ Play List ] (Added Mar 26, 2023) |
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JOE SIRACUSA INTERVIEW: Hooray I'm Going Away, Here Come the Martians, Cyclops, Video Games, Smut, Life is a Rock, Bagpipes that's my Bag, Rhapsody from Hungery, I'm in the Mood for Love, Yes we Have no Bananas, Two Left Feet, It's Good to be the King, Take Off Apr 25, 1982 [ Play List ] (Added Mar 26, 2023) |
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TOP TEN 2312: Here we are, a quarter of the way through 2023 already! My show for the weekend of March 25 has been uploaded, featuring the Top Ten, a set of science fact songs, and a variety of rare and Deemented goodies old and new. Stream it now at www.drdemento.com and share the laughter! Mar 25, 2023 [ Play List ] (Added Mar 25, 2023) |
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Doggie Doo, Pickle in the Middle, Marvin, Flakes, Bury me in my Shades, Buffalo, Psycho, Marching to Bedlam, Ain't we Crazy, Three Blind Mice, Three Drunk Newts, Ain't it a Beauty, Cretin Hop, Hamster Love, Herbert the Pervert, Dancing Fool, My Dead Dog Rover Apr 29, 1979 [ Play List ] (Added Mar 24, 2023) |
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ST. PATRICK'S DAY: Edna, Rank Chick, Car Noises, Moustache Song, Happy Boy, Blum Blum, Classical Scratch, Here Come the Fleas, Who Threw the Overalls in Mrs. Murphy's Chowder, Clancy Lowered the Boom, Biddy McGraw, Chantilly Lace, 99 Dead Baboons, Boogie in your Butt Mar 17, 1985 [ Play List ] (Added Mar 24, 2023) |
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SPRING 2311: Spring is here...well, it officially starts on Monday, March 21 in the Northern Hemisphere, no matter what the weather outside is like! I have some classic Demented Springtime songs for you, along with lots more funny stuff. Stream springtime anytime at www.drdemento.com! Mar 18, 2023 [ Play List ] (Added Mar 18, 2023) |
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KMET PART TWO LIVE: Here Comes the Man with the Jive, Dave, You Came a Long Way from St. Louie, Dancing in the Nude, Window Cleaner, Love-in, Tra-la-la, Final Exam, Bounce your Boobies, King Tut, My Name is Larry, Legend of the Titanic, Cupcakes, Eddie are you Kidding, Who's on 1st? May 28, 1978 [ Play List ] (Added Mar 12, 2023) |
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KMET PART ONE LIVE: 1200 Hamburgers to Go, Merchant's Lunch, I Wish I was a Car, Videot, Merry Minuet, Coming in on a Wing & a Prayer, Whatever Happened to Jack, School Days, Cockroach Stomp, Mammary Glands, Whole Lotta Love, Phonetic Punctuation, Shishkebob, My Girl has 3 Legs May 28, 1978 [ Play List ] (Added Mar 12, 2023) |
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ARTIE BARNES & NAPOLEON XIV TRIBUTE 2310: Our new show pays tribute to two of the greatest artists in the Land of Dementia, both of whom passed away since the last show - Jerry Samuels, better known as Napoleon XIV, and Robert Haimer, better known as Artie Barnes of Barnes & Barnes. The show also has lots of really funny songs! Stream it now at drdemento.com. I will cover the previously announced topic (Musical Instruments) in April. Mar 11, 2023 [ Play List ] (Added Mar 11, 2023) |
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TOBACCO: Sushi Baby, Yoda, Cheerleaders on Drugs, Life is a Rock, Guru Rap, Lazy Mary, Synonym Girl, Waking up is Hard to Do, Day Sleeper, Sink the Bismark, Smoke Smoke Smoke that Cigarette, Smoking in the Boys Room, Another Puff, Polka Dot Undies, My Ding-a-ling, Fish Heads, Hangover Mar 19, 1989 [ Play List ] (Added Mar 5, 2023) |
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SPRING BREAK: Gilligan's Island Stairway, Martian Boogie, Worst Star Trek Jokes, Charlie Brown, Pee-wee from Hell, You Should See the Video to this Song, Touch Yourself, Sleep Neat, Bimbolandia, Last Temptation of Schwarzenegger, Rock Lobster, Pass the Koochie, Let's Talk Dirty in Hawaiian, Loving You is Surfing You, Adam West Mar 5, 1989 [ Play List ] (Added Mar 5, 2023) |
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TOP TEN 2309: The Top Ten for February, plus Demented songs about television, balloons, and Good Advice. Stream the show now or anytime at www.drdemento.com! Mar 4, 2023 [ Play List ] (Added Mar 4, 2023) |
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William Tell Overture, Nocturnal Stumblebut, Enumerator's Dilemma, Numbers, Rubber Duckie, My Pink Half of the Drain Pipe, Belly up to the Bar, On the Amazon, Persian Kitten, Fox in Socks, They Don't Make Nun Names, Ballad of Irving, Disco Toilet May 18, 1980 [ Play List ] (Added Feb 26, 2023) |
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SUPER BOWL/RONALD REAGAN: There's a New Sound, Down on the Electronic Farm, Chocolate, Bricklayer, Undergrad Pick-up Rag, Jitterbug, Masochism Tango, Nellie the Elephant, Cool Down, Lettuce Head Doll Song, Burping the Baby, Eat my Shorts Jan 20, 1985 [ Play List ] (Added Feb 26, 2023) |
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CARTOONS 2308: This flashback episode is overflowing with an hour or so of cartoon toons from all eras! Feb 25, 2023 [ Play List ] (Added Feb 25, 2023) |
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HORSES: April Showers, Bald Headed Woman, We Saw the Sea, Hawaiian Lei Song, You are so Rare to me, Send in the Clones, I Need your Help Barry Manilow, Rubber Biscuit, Brown Bag Blues, Ikey & Mikey, Horses Don't bet on People, Pinto Pony, Clip Clop, Suicide is Painless, Spam, Star Drek, Smoke Off Apr 22, 1979 [ Play List ] (Added Feb 19, 2023) |
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MOTHER'S DAY LIVE: Song of the Sewer, Ambrose Pt. 5, Social Disease, Right Hand, Yuppie Drone, Etiquette Song, Passing Gas, Dueling Tubas, Lockjaw, Everybody has to Have a Mother, My Mother the Car, My Mother is a Space Cadet, I Like, Bag Boy, Breakfast with Joe the Love Potato, Candy Wrapper May 11, 1986 [ Play List ] (Added Feb 19, 2023) |
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HATE SONGS 2307: Last week we had love songs -- this week we flip the coin for some hate songs - or, less seriously, dislike songs, which are often just as funny! Stream the new show now at drdemento.com. Feb 18, 2023 [ Play List ] (Added Feb 18, 2023) |
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KMET PART 2: BYU Boy Missionary, Civilization, Little Blue Man, Sarah Jackman, Chandler's Wife, Yo Ho Rinty, My Boomerang Won't Come Back, Gnu Song, Spam, Get a Load of This, Even Fat Boys can Make it in Santa Monica, L.A. Freeway Song, Them Poems Aug 3, 1975 [ Play List ] (Added Feb 12, 2023) |
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KMET PART 1: Love in Bloom, Frankfurter Sandwiches, Junk Food Junkie, Plastic Jesus, Loving You has Made me Bananas, Take off Your Clothes, Beans, Don't Bogart Me, Jungle Boogie, From 1 to 9, 16 Pounds, Ragtime Cowboy Joe, Farmer Gray, Son of Irving Aug 3, 1975 [ Play List ] (Added Feb 12, 2023) |
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LOVE SONGS 2306: Valentine's Day is next Tuesday, and here is my annual batch of Deemented love songs -- Silly Love Songs if you prefer Paul's designation! Stream them now or anytime from drdemento.com. Feb 11, 2023 [ Play List ] (Added Feb 11, 2023) |
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COMPUTERS: You're Breaking my Heart, You Don't Love me Anymore, Amazing Man, Rubberneck, Lydia the Tattooed Lady, Polka Dot Undies, Annoying Song, Pachelbel, Car Alarm, Great Bell, Y2K, White Collar Holler, First Redneck on the Internet, Hacker's Rap Part 2, Net Girl, Cyber No No, Girls Don't Fart, Butt Scootin' Doggie, Chainsaw Juggler Mar 7, 1999 [ Play List ] (Added Feb 5, 2023) |
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SCIENCE FICTION: Satellite Dish, Cable TV, Bird, Moisture, Charlie Brown, I Wanna be a Flintstone, Arming Myself for Armageddon, Dueling Tubas, Dead Yuppies, Dying Business, Science Fiction Double Feature, My Favorite Martian, Bar Trek, Doctor in Distress, Uhura, Marvin I Love You, Lost in Space, She Grabbed my Coconuts, You Make me Squeal Mar 20, 1988 [ Play List ] (Added Feb 5, 2023) |
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JAZZ 2305: Today I have another blast from the past - a show featuring Demented songs in a jazzy vein! Stream it now at drdemento.com! Feb 4, 2023 [ Play List ] (Added Feb 4, 2023) |
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DOC GUESTING ON WEIRD AL'S COLLEGE STATION: Boobs a Lot, Up in Smoke, Hello DJ, Dust up his Nose, Naked Man, It's a Gas, Beam me up Scotty Dec 7, 1978 [ Play List ] (Added Jan 29, 2023) |
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TOP TEN 2304: Today's show features the first Top Ten of 2023, plus some great Demented Discs about rabbits (2023 is a Year of the Rabbit), other animals, and human hair. Stream it now at drdemento.com! Jan 28, 2023 [ Play List ] (Added Jan 28, 2023) |
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ADVERTISING: One Hen, Dairy Farm Girl, School Cafeteria, Lunch Lady Land, Roommate Song, Roommate from Hell, Shoehorn with Teeth, Suspenders, Telephone Man, DOA, Stretching the Imagination, Bun & Run, Final Record Offer, Truth in Advertising, Harv Kirshner, Husky Boy Toilet Tissue, Sex in Commercials, Me like Hockey, Smoke Off Jan 19, 2003 [ Play List ] (Added Jan 22, 2023) |
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(KMET LIVE) FATHER'S DAY/SURF MUSIC: Cockroach that Ate Cincinnati, Johnny & Joanie, Bye Johnny, Fatal Beatings, Masochism Tango, It's a Gas, House Husband Macho, Good Sex, Bowling with Joe the Love Potato, Polka Dot Undies, Surfer Joe, Going Surfin, Tie me Surfer Board Down, Underwater Surfers, Merchant Banker, Do the Watusi, Candy Wrapper Jun 15, 1986 [ Play List ] (Added Jan 22, 2023) |
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PUNK 2303: By popular demand, we celebrate Punk in our second hour. The music and the language is a bit more raucous than usual! In the first hour we feature hamsters, snow, and the songs and poetry of the late Les Barker. Stream the show now or anytime from www.drdemento.com. Jan 21, 2023 [ Play List ] (Added Jan 21, 2023) |
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OUTER SPACE ON KLSX: Psycho Chicken, In the Mood, Ducks on the Wall, Moisture, Slugs, My Wife Left Town with a Banana, Banana Love, 4 Eyes, Jar Song, Rock me Jerry Lewis, Wash no Dishes no More, Orange County, Also Sprach Kazoostra, Jetsons Theme, By Rocket to the Moon, Martian Boogie, Galaxy Song, Bop, Penis Envy, Squirrels Sep 6, 1987 [ Play List ] (Added Jan 15, 2023) |
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ENERGY CRISIS: Get that Gasoline, Energy Crisis 74, I'm Rollin, I Hold your Hand in Mine, DOA, Speed Trap, MTA, You Can't Roller Skate in a Buffalo Herd, Dancing Fool, Disco Tech, Dingy Song, Dead Frogs, Willie the Chimney Sweeper, My Name is Larry, Making Love in a Subaru, Cocktails for Two Apr 15, 1979 [ Play List ] (Added Jan 15, 2023) |
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LISTEN TO THE LYRICS 2302: Song lyrics have always been important, especially with a comedy show! On this show we feature three specific types of lyrics: comedy rap, ballads (story songs), and "patter songs". You can stream it now (sorry for the delay) or anytime, at www.drdemento.com. Jan 14, 2023 [ Play List ] (Added Jan 14, 2023) |
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KMET LIVE PART 2: I'd like to Give my Dog to Uncle Sam, Davy's Dinghy, Red Hot, T'aint no Sin, Disco Tech, Supermarket Fits, Laugh & be Happy, Can You Dig it?, Clementine, Who's on First?, Dead Puppies, Detroit City, New Star Wars, Winestoned Plowboy, Up Your Nose, Roots, Party, Dream Dirty Dreams, Martian Boogie Sep 11, 1977 [ Play List ] (Added Jan 8, 2023) |
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KMET LIVE PART 1: Grandmother's Song, College Life, Censored Letter, Gary Gilmore's Eyes, Purple People Eater, Baseball Card Lover, Just a Banana, Popcorn Song, Mr. Custer, Disco Duck, My Blue Heaven, Rock & Roll Weirdos, One Way to Leave your Lover, Covina, Marina del Rey, Mother's Lament, Plastic Jesus, Penguin on the TV Sep 11, 1977 [ Play List ] (Added Jan 8, 2023) |
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MOVIES 2301: Today we go to the movies! The entire show is devoted to songs and sketches from or about motion pictures -- selected from a variety of past Dr Demento shows. You can stream it now or anytime at www.drdemento.com ! Jan 7, 2023 [ Play List ] (Added Jan 7, 2023) |
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ALL REQUESTS: Loving You is Surfing You, Bicycle Seat, Rock me Jerry Lewis, I Want my Baby Back, Happy Happy Joy Joy, Hockey Song, Beer Hunter, Bruces, Spam, Mother Nature, Baby Snakes, Worms, Answering Machine, Wet Dream, Kill the Wabbit, Ode to my Car Feb 16, 1997 [ Play List ] (Added Jan 1, 2023) |
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WEIRD AL INTERVIEW: Russian Bandstand, Pet Shop, My Mother is a Space Cadet, Texas Shakespearean Chainsaw Massacre, Send me to Glory in a Glad Bag, Comet Relief, Polka Party, Who Stole the Keeshka, Dog Eat Dog, Beat on the Brat, Living with a Hernia, Ballad of Bilbo Baggins, Roaches, Gonna Buy me a Dog Oct 19, 1986 [ Play List ] (Added Jan 1, 2023) |
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FUNNY 25 2253: Happy New Year, everybody! Here's the Funny 25 most popular songs of 2022, plus some after-Christmas and New Year's favorites. You can stream this show now or anytime at drdemento.com. Dec 31, 2022 [ Play List ] (Added Dec 31, 2022) |
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DIETING: Prosthetic Brain, There's a new Sound, Oops I Farted Again, French Toast Man, Because we Can, Martian March, Your Thong, Fat as I am, Junkfood Junkie, Diet Song, Drinking Man's Diet, Too Fat Polka, You can Eat Dog Food, Fat Man's Prayer, F. People, Tribal Council, Viagra in the Water Jan 25, 2004 [ Play List ] (Added Dec 25, 2022) |
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HOLIDAYS 2252: Here's the third and final holiday show for 2022, with more holiday perennials plus some good ones I haven't played before. You can stream this (and over 2,000 older shows) now or anytime at drdemento.com. Hope you all have a safe and very happy Christmas! Dec 24, 2022 [ Play List ] (Added Dec 24, 2022) |
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SUMMER: Transfusion, Declaration of Independence, In the Summertime, Swimming Ground, Itsy Bisty Teeny Weeny Yellow Polkadot Bikini, Name Game, Bang the Moe Slowly, Last Will & Temperament, Dancing in the Dark, Spliceway to Heaven, Bury me in my Shades, Caldonia, White Fang, No More Madonna, Big Butt, Hairless Sister Jun 30, 1985 [ Play List ] (Added Dec 18, 2022) |
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STREAKING: Heartbreak Hotel, Old Dope Peddler, Cockfight, Madalena Hadalena, Let's Make Lust, Salt, Moron, How Sweet to be an Idiot, Dancing Fool, Laughing Gnome, Streaking with my Baby, Streaking USA, Speaking of Streaking, My Boomerang won't come Back, Time Warp, Amazing Man, Baby Snakes, Rubber Biscuit Mar 25, 1979 [ Play List ] (Added Dec 18, 2022) |
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HOLIDAYS 2251: Here's our second serving of holiday dementia for 2022, ending with a heaping helping of Hanukkah songs and comedy! Stream it now or anytime at drdemento.com Dec 17, 2022 [ Play List ] (Added Dec 17, 2022) |
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LIVE KMET PART 2: Rock 'n' Roll Classroom, Pussy, Gal from Possum Holler, Cocaine Lil, I Want my Baby Back, Golden Globe Award, Mr. Roberts, Dirty Mother for You, Fish Heads, So Long Mom, Star Warts, King Tut, I Love Me, Bagel Tree, Christmas Balls, Titties & Beer Sep 17, 1978 [ Play List ] (Added Dec 11, 2022) |
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LIVE KMET PART 1: Up in Smoke, Jocko Homo, Baby Sitting Boogie, Last Great Waltz, My Girl has Three Legs, Boogie Woogie Amputee, Why Won't you Come Home, Ain't it a Beauty, Bare Necessities, Little Blue Riding Hood, Butch Soap, Story of the W.C., In the River Sep 17, 1978 [ Play List ] (Added Dec 11, 2022) |
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HOLIDAYS 2250: The first of our three all-new holiday shows for 2022 is now available for streaming at www.drdemento.com. It's got old favorites well worth hearing again -- Stan Freberg's "Green Christmas" plus crazy carols by Tom Lehrer, Yogi Yorgesson and Spike Jones, and some extremely Demented new things too! Dec 10, 2022 [ Play List ] (Added Dec 10, 2022) |
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EMO PHILIPS INTERVIEW: Hanukkah Rocks, That's Why They Call it Rock & Roll, Cincinnati Dancing Pig, Night of the Living Dead Heads, Stallone Again Naturally, Gumby, Hector the Garbage Collector, Cow Pasture Polka, Life Sucks then You Die, Hooray for Santa Claus, Emo Phillips Interview, Bacteria, Downtown Downer's Grove, Wet Dream, Dare to be Stupid Dec 8, 1985 [ Play List ] (Added Dec 4, 2022) |
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FOOTBALL, BASEBALL, & COLUMBUS: Gitarzan, Laughing Gnome, Party Doll, Christopher Columbus, Ode to Gary Coleman, I'm a Cheerleader, Football Card, Louie Louie, Drowning in the Surf, Beverly Hills Blues Festival, Cocktails for Two, Dueling Tubas, Divorce me COD, My Bologna, Something's in the Bag, Topical Song, Do You Think I'm Disco Oct 7, 1979 [ Play List ] (Added Dec 4, 2022) |
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WINTER 2249: The Doc is taking a break this week so we're bringing back some wintertime faves from the past! Hear about rusty Chevrolets, tow trucks, abominable snowmen, and a bunch of snowy things, including an extended helping of yellow snow! There's also a few Christmas songs to ease us into the holiday season. Stream it now or anytime at drdemento.com. Dec 3, 2022 [ Play List ] (Added Dec 3, 2022) |
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(KLSX LIVE) FOOTBALL: Does your Chewing Gum Lose it's Flavor, Destroy all the Lawyers, Don't Do it Some More, Another one Rides the Bus, Get Back Iraq, Are You Balding Tonight, Black Dog, What it Was Was Football, My Footbal Hero, Cheerleaders on Drugs, Baseball/Football, Shaving Cream, Kick Ass U.S.A., Beatle Rap, Oy It's so Humid Sep 9, 1990 [ Play List ] (Added Nov 27, 2022) |
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(KLSX LIVE) ALLAN SHERMAN INTERVIEW: My Daughter, Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds, Toss Another Shrimp on the Barbie, Demented News, One on the Right is on the Left, Roger Boom, Yum Yum Tree, Stand up for Earth, Allan Sherman Interview, Hello Mudduh Hello Fadduh, Harvey & Sheila, End of a Symphony, Pass the Udder Udder, Jeffrey Dahmer Polka Mar 22, 1992 [ Play List ] (Added Nov 27, 2022) |
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TOP TEN 2248: Here are some funny songs about atomic energy, vegetables and Christmas, plus the Top Ten for November (the last Top Ten of 2022!) Stream the show now (or anytime) at www.drdemento.com. Nov 26, 2022 [ Play List ] (Added Nov 26, 2022) |
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Who Threw the Overalls in Mrs. Murphy's Chowder?, On the Good Ship Lollipop, Rub-a-Dub, Streaking USA, Little Eefin Annie, Blooper Soap, Trouble with my Trousers, Football Card, Trouble with Harry, Pizza Man, Wild Thing, Hotline, Lumberjack Song, Cockroach that Ate Cincinnati, Pencil Neck Geek, Dead Puppies Mar 18, 1979 [ Play List ] (Added Nov 20, 2022) |
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FLASHBACK TO 1991: Dirty old Man, Rosie Don't Bang on the Piano, Underwear, Firing the Surgeon General, Turning Japanese, Soba Song, Titanic Song, Ballad of William Robinson, Where's the Water, Answering Machine, Kick Ass USA, Give Peaks a Chance, Do the Bartman, This is Ponderous, Ice Age Baby, Insane and the Brain, Kenny Was a Kid from South Park Apr 26, 1998 [ Play List ] (Added Nov 20, 2022) |
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THANKSGIVING 2247: This week we have a big stack of Thanksgiving-related Deementia, including Arlo Guthrie's original "Alice's Restaurant Massacree" and a few musical "turkeys" for your amusement - plus "Leader of the Laundromat," "The Little Blue Man" and lots more. Stream this show now at drdemento.com ! Nov 19, 2022 [ Play List ] (Added Nov 19, 2022) |
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KMET PART TWO: Bluebird of Happiness, I'm so Happy, I Want Eddie Fisher for Christmas, I Wanna be Loved by You, River Blues, Go Go Pogo, Beanbag Song, Mr. Gallagher & Mr. Sheen, Everyone Says I Love You, Elements, Straight up & Fly Right, Call of the Freaks, Tiger Rag, Anticipation Blues, Belly up to the Bar, Reefer Man, Christmas Balls, Cocktails for Two, Shake your Can (MONO ONLY) Dec 17, 1972 [ Play List ] (Added Nov 13, 2022) |
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KMET PART ONE: Ape Call, Christopher Columbus, Singing in the Bathtub, Batman, Russian Countdown, Bell Bottom Trousers, Pass the Peace Pipe, Beep Beep, Freeway Flyer, Rocket 69, I Wish I was a Car, It's a Gas, Beans, Monster's Holiday, I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus, Any Ice Today Lady, Chiquita Banana, Let me Play with your Yo-yo, Salt, Game Plan to Beat Miami (MONO ONLY) Dec 17, 1972 [ Play List ] (Added Nov 13, 2022) |
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PIZZA 2246: Today we celebrate pizza -- and pay a brief tribute to the man who named me Dr. Demento, and got me started in commercial radio, the late Steven Segal, AKA The Obscene Steven Clean. Nov 12, 2022 [ Play List ] (Added Nov 12, 2022) |
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HOME TOWNS (KLSX LIVE): It's so Chic to be Pregnant at Christmas, Tell Laura I Love Her, White Collar Holler, Martian March, Galaxy Song, Nixorcist, My Man Stands Out, My Home Town, Buffalo, Downtown Downer's Grove, Istanbul, Miami, October in Oxnard, This is Ponderous, Always Look on the Bright Side of Life Nov 10, 1991 [ Play List ] (Added Nov 6, 2022) |
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It's Good to be the King, Teddy Bear's Picnic, Alley Cat, Pass the Dutchie, Martian Hop, Mexican Radio, Video Games, Dying Business, Stayin Alive, Happy New Year, Daily Dozen, Chicken Fat, Snaxercise, Jane Fonda Speaks Out, Beer Drinking Song, Silicon Valley Guy, Scotsman, Dead Puppies, Addams Family Dec 26, 1982 [ Play List ] (Added Nov 6, 2022) |
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HUNTING 2245: The Doc was out of town this week to promote the new Weird movie, so we're presenting an episode from the past about hunting. Even vintage Dr. Demento is always fresh! Enjoy now or anytime at drdemento.com Nov 5, 2022 [ Play List ] (Added Nov 5, 2022) |
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Daily Dose Of Dementia (Mar. 15 93 to Apr. 9 93): Gas Station Wash Room, Conflict, Stairway to Heaven, Bedtime Story, First Drink, Stress, Mr. Veedle, Headache Remedy, In the Mood, L.A. Riots, Money Song, Shop, Blondes, Itchy Twitchy Spot, No Smoking, Dentist, Man's Best Friend, Kmart Blues, Science Fiction Film, Rogaine Mar 15, 1993 [ Play List ] (Added Oct 30, 2022) |
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HALLOWEEN 2244: Here's the second half of our Halloween doubleheader for 2022! Nudist Colony Of the Dead, Fear the Walking Dead, Zombie Apocalypse Barbecue, Re: Your Brains, Werewolves of London, Goblin Girl, Nature Trail to Hell and lots more haunted hits for your Halloween party! Oct 29, 2022 [ Play List ] (Added Oct 29, 2022) |
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Psycho Chicken, Large Dark Aardvark Song, Taking the Census, All the Jive is Gone, Beatles at 3-Mile Island, Tie me Kangaroo Down Sport, Copycat Game, 6060-842, Cocktails for Two, Nashville Katz, It's a Heartburn, Attack of the Killer Tomatoes, Daffy Duck's Rhapsody, Kinko the Clown, Punk Polka, Batteries not Included, Smoke Off Apr 13, 1980 [ Play List ] (Added Oct 23, 2022) |
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INSECTS: Hunting Song, Shotgun Boogie, Twinkle Twinkle Little Earth, Martian Hop, Wicked Good, Soak it Up, Hog Killing Day, Football, New York's Alright if you Like Saxophones, Insects, Never Swat a Fly, Cockroaches on Parade, Cockroach Ate Cincinnati, Cockroach Stomp, Flight of the Bumblebee, Human Fly, Smoke 2 Joints, Boogie in your Butt Oct 16, 1983 [ Play List ] (Added Oct 23, 2022) |
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HALLOWEEN PART 1 2243: Halloween is sneaking up on you - BOO! Here's the first of our two Halloween shows for 2022. Old favorites and new ones too, including a dozen spooky tunes and scary melodies I haven't played before. Stream this show anytime at www.drdemento.com ! Oct 22, 2022 [ Play List ] (Added Oct 22, 2022) |
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Middle of the House, Casey Jones, You Got your Baby Back, Gimme that Wine, Wine Stoned Plow Boy, Pub with no Beer, Worms, Super Skier, My Baby's Got a Crush on Frankenstein, They Don't Make Nun Names, Sister Mary Elephant, Ballad of Fearless Dwight, Hippity Hop, My Girl has 3 Legs, Dust up his Nose, Hamster Love, My Dead Dog Rover Feb 25, 1979 [ Play List ] (Added Oct 16, 2022) |
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SHORTEST SONGS: One Hen, In the Mood, Poisoning Pigeons in the Park, 3 Mile Island, Driving Instructor, 26-second Song, Peter Percival's Pet Pig Porky, Slithery Dee, Moisture, Them Dog Kickers, Boogie, Happy Boy, Little Boxes, Frozen Embryos, I like Food, Caffeine Zombie, Little Toot, French Mistake, Henry Kissinger, Minnie's Yoo Hoo, Someone ate the Baby, Rock me Jerry Lewis, Rap Around May 18, 1986 [ Play List ] (Added Oct 16, 2022) |
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FROGS 2242: This week we celebrate frogs - those harmless little amphibians have inspired almost as many funny songs as kitty cats, and I'll spin some froggy favorites in our second hour. I'll also have a tribute to the late and most wonderful Judy Tenuta. Oct 15, 2022 [ Play List ] (Added Oct 15, 2022) |
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KMET PART TWO: Small Busted Women, Yes Yes, Johnny had a Yo-Yo, New Garage Sale, Ballad of Bloody Guts, My Son the Vampire, Looney Tune, Am I High, Los Angeles, Pico & Sepulveda, Gumball Wizard, In the Mood, Voyeur, Killer Kitty, Pizza Song, Who's on First, Pencil Neck Geek, Blob, Shaving Cream Jun 5, 1977 [ Play List ] (Added Oct 9, 2022) |
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KMET PART ONE: Armpit Song, Carnival of Venice, Sally Ann, She Waits & Waits, Old Apple Tree, I Get a Kick out of You, School is Out, Summertime Summertime, June is Busting out all Over, White Knight, Space Mice, Marvin, Who's Afraid of the Big Bad Wolf, Sweet Violets, Cheese Shop, Down on the Farm Jun 5, 1977 [ Play List ] (Added Oct 9, 2022) |
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AIRPLANES 2241: Today I offer a blast from the past - a show never before available online. My special topic is aviation -- funny flying songs from "Snoopy Vs. the Red Baron" to "Fly On a Plane" plus "The Vatican Rag," "Heaven Is for Presbyterians" and "Napster Crimes: Metallika Put Me In Jail." Stream it now or anytime at www.drdemento.com. Oct 8, 2022 [ Play List ] (Added Oct 8, 2022) |
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CLASSICAL: Baby let me Bang your Box, Beatles Barkers, Death Cab for Cutie, Two Hits & the Joint Turned Brown, Beer Drinking Song, Beer Barrel Polka, God's own Drunk, Mozart Opera by Borge, Musical Snuff Box, Ave Maria, My Heart is Red, Fugue in C Minor, New Horizons in Music Appreciation, Ricky, Fish Heads Sep 18, 1983 [ Play List ] (Added Oct 2, 2022) |
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JONATHAN RICHMAN INTERVIEW (LIVE ON KLSX): Car Song Medley, Transfusion, Pope Mobile, You were Speeding, Hot Rod Race, Hot Rod Lincoln, Beep Beep, Chevy Medley, Can't Get my Motor to Start, Abominable Snowman in the Market, Beach, When Harpo Played his Harp, Pope on 45, Star Trekkin, Burger Rap, Squirrels Sep 20, 1987 [ Play List ] (Added Oct 2, 2022) |
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TOP TEN 2240: Here's the Top Ten for September 2022! Other highlights include an animal cracker trilogy, a dinosaur quadrilogy, and the live version of "30,000 Pounds of Bananas" by Harry Chapin. Stream the show anytime at www.drdemento.com. Oct 1, 2022 [ Play List ] (Added Oct 1, 2022) |
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SPRING/ST. PATRICK's DAY: Dead Skunk, Squirrels, Countryside, Milkshakes, Me like Hockey, Library, Sirius Black, My Girlfriend's Back, Springtime for Hitler, We are the Worms, My Dead Dog Rover, Poisoning Pigeons in the Park, Another Irish Drinking Song, Clancy Lowered the Boom, Biddie McGraw, Erf, Tribal Council, Rage Against the Mundane, Cows with Guns Mar 14, 2004 [ Play List ] (Added Sep 25, 2022) |
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Ernest, Little more Gauze, Please Please me, Yakety Yak, Flower Punk, Bubbling Brain Cells, Shriner's Convention, Surfer for President, Eight Arms to Hold You, Credit Card Song, Money, Riot in Cell Block #9, Flying Minorities, Mr. Gallagher & Mr. Shean, Peter Cottontail, My Boomerang Won't come Back, My Ding-aling, Disco Toilet, Lumberjack Song Apr 6, 1980 [ Play List ] (Added Sep 25, 2022) |
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FOOTBALL 2239: We salute football this week, with funny favorites by Andy Griffith, George Carlin, Tom Lehrer and more -- Lots of other Deementia as well, including songs and comedy about Pentiums (RIP), cannibals, cannabis, and Adam West. Stream this new show now at www.drdemento.com! Sep 24, 2022 [ Play List ] (Added Sep 24, 2022) |
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I Love Me, Drowning in the Surf, Cowboy Needs a Horse, Truth about Cowboys, Old Man Atom, Who Cares Anyhow, Marie Provost, Mr. Jaws, Hut Sut Song, October in Oxnard, Autumn in New York, Funniest Song in the World, Beepers & Beer, Dragnet Goes to Kindergarten, Time Warp, My Dead Dog Rover Feb 11, 1979 [ Play List ] (Added Sep 18, 2022) |
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CHIPMUNKS: Elements, Beans in my Ears, Crazy Every Night, Hockey Here Tonight, Cyclops, Boa Constrictor, Radio Song, Battle of New Orleans, Snoopy & the Red Baron, Army Song, Come on a my House, Witch Doctor, Alvin for President, Every few Years, Honey Earthers, Mr. Comet, Rock me Jerry Lewis Apr 20, 1986 [ Play List ] (Added Sep 18, 2022) |
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DOGS PART 2 2238: Of all the animals in the kingdom, dogs are second only to people as a subject for songs...and many of those songs are Demented! Here is another kennelful of funny canine classics. Stream them now or anytime from www.drdemento.com ! Sep 17, 2022 [ Play List ] (Added Sep 17, 2022) |
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KMET LIVE PART 2/NATIONAL LAMPOON INTERVIEW: Biz Talk, Surfin Bird, Satisfaction, Letter to my Girlfriend, Jane Fonda Speaks out, She Loves You, Pass the Duchie, Grandma got Run Over by a Reindeer, Star Trip, Scotsman, Shaving Cream, Mr. Frump in the Iron Lung, Let me Play with it, Kinko the Clown, Fish Heads Dec 26, 1982 [ Play List ] (Added Sep 11, 2022) |
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KMET LIVE PART 1: Delicious, I'm in the Mood for Love, Circular Impression, Happy new Year, I'm Depressed, Mother Nature, Mi Charona, UCLA, Drop-kick me Jesus, Super Skier, Cocaine, Buckwheat, Real Cool Cowboy, Cats, Baa Baa Black Sheep, My Mother is a Space Cadet, I Love a Practical Joke, Mexican Radio, Metal Head Dec 26, 1982 [ Play List ] (Added Sep 11, 2022) |
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TOP TEN 2237: The Top Ten for August 2022. I'm back from my vacation (very relaxing) and this is a brand new show. Stream it now or anytime from drdemento.com. Sep 10, 2022 [ Play List ] (Added Sep 10, 2022) |
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My Bologna, No Anchovies, Beans in my Ears, Big Bad Bill, King Tut, MTA, Can't get my Motor to Start, Disco Sucks, Nice, Ice Box Man, Tainted Love, Dirty Water, Chicken of the County, In the Mood, Marty Feldman Eyes, Space Invaders, Maniac vs. Brainiac, Bras on 45 May 9, 1982 [ Play List ] (Added Sep 4, 2022) |
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EMO PHILIPS INTERVIEW: Ricky, Heavy Metal Shop, Fat Boys, Stink Foot, Harry the Hairy Ape, Rock Lobster, Library, Burning Down the Cartoon House, Why are you Living, Don't get Married, Downtown Downer's Grove, Smokey the Bear, Yuppie Drone, Honeymooner's Rap Oct 5, 1986 [ Play List ] (Added Sep 4, 2022) |
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LABOR DAY FLASHBACK 2236: The Doc is taking a break for Labor Day. The rest of us can take a break with this flashback to 1994. There are songs about working, plus a vintage Funny Five! Sep 3, 2022 [ Play List ] (Added Sep 3, 2022) |
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Hi-fi Blues, Mongoloid, Let's Talk Dirty to the Animals, Nuke the Whales, Locked in the Closet with You, What is a One, Numbers, What are you Squawking About, Sunday Driving, Copycat Game, Rosie Don't Bang on the Piano, Test Tube Baby, Marijuana Munchies, Piano has been Drinking, Disco Toilet, My Radiation Mar 30, 1980 [ Play List ] (Added Aug 28, 2022) |
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NUDITY: Dear Janet, Milkshakes, Cartoon Animals, Elderly Man River, I Sold my Son on Ebay, Eddie's Apartment, Hug Me, Battle of Kookamunga, Bumblebee Invaded the Nudist Colony, Streak, We like Streaking, Streaking U.S.A., Super Streaker, Deteriorata, Sirius Black, Pop Star, She Bangs, Great Idea for a Song Apr 25, 2004 [ Play List ] (Added Aug 28, 2022) |
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BIRDS & BEES FLASHBACK 2235: The Doc is on vacation this week, so here is a flashback to 2005 with songs about birds and bees, plus a vintage Funny Five for your enjoyment! Aug 27, 2022 [ Play List ] (Added Aug 27, 2022) |
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ORIGIN OF ROCK & ROLL: Disco Tech, Winter Wonderland, No Chemise Please, Strange Things are Happening, Buzz the Fuzz, Rock & Roll, My Daddy Rocks me, Doggy Doo, Merry Go Round, Yes we Have no Bananas, Juanita Banana, Song with a Peel, New Math, Thank God I'm a Rich Kid, Sweet Transvestite, King Tut Feb 4, 1979 [ Play List ] (Added Aug 21, 2022) |
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(KLSX LIVE) CATS: Deteriorata, Trapped in an Elevator with a Mime, Because You're You, Schooner Buffooner, Bob, Russian Bandstand, Foreign Songs Translated to English, Final Exam, Spliceway to Heaven, Big Cat, Siamese Cat Song, Overflowing Cat Box Blues, Cat Came Back, Ice Age Baby, Ooh Don't Touch That Aug 25, 1991 [ Play List ] (Added Aug 21, 2022) |
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CATS 2234: Our topic this week is cats. Lots of funny songs about cats -- young and old, good and bad, sweet and not so sweet. Just like in real life! It's a whole new show, streamable now at www.drdemento.com. Aug 20, 2022 [ Play List ] (Added Aug 20, 2022) |
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GROUCHO MARX TRIBUTE (KMET LIVE PART TWO): Hotline, Birthday Cake Polka, Don't Touch me There, Ballad of Bloody Guts, My Sister's Nose, Mechanical Man, Hooray for Captain Spalding, I'm Against it, Lydia the Tattooed Lady, Earache my Eye, Telephone Man, Small Breasted Women, Star Trip, Pencil Neck Geek Aug 21, 1977 [ Play List ] (Added Aug 14, 2022) |
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ELVIS PRESLEY TRIBUTE (KMET LIVE PART ONE): My Girl's Pussy, August in Azusa, Big Bear Lake, By Beautiful Sea, Lost my Stash, Vegetables, Redneck Hippie Romance, Greet the Press, Elvis for President, My Boy Elvis, Heartbreak Hotel, Bye Bye Elvis, Mystery Train Aug 21, 1977 [ Play List ] (Added Aug 14, 2022) |
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DOGS 2233: The dog days of summer have arrived, and we're greeting them with an hour of thoroughly Demented dog songs! We'll salute Beavis & Butt-head (yes, they're back) and Sweetie Candy Vigilante (coming soon!) Stream our crazy new show immediately at drdemento.com. Aug 13, 2022 [ Play List ] (Added Aug 13, 2022) |
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TOYS: Car Noises, Ode to my Car, SUV, Bolt-ons, I Want Sex, Hey Mr. Postman, Rawhide, Uneasy Rider, Folsom Elementary School, Shock Treatment, Mr. Roberts, Cell Phone on the Highway, Johnny had a Yo Yo, Me and my Vibrator, View Master, S.S. Minnow, Stoned People, Real Dick Cheney, Smoke-off Sep 16, 2001 [ Play List ] (Added Aug 7, 2022) |
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(KLSX LIVE) JUDY TENUTA / BIRD & MCDONALD INTERVIEWS: Born in East L.A., Tomato Vendetta, Pope Song, Airborn with an Ape, I Hear Horses, I like Boys, Everybody Wants my Fanny, Elvis is Everywhere, Ghost Riders in Disguise, Candy Rapper, Motel Face, Burger Rap, Freeways of L.A., Squirrels, Star Trekkin', Puka, Boot to the Head Aug 23, 1987 [ Play List ] (Added Aug 7, 2022) |
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WILD WEST 2232: Today's topic is the Wild West - more specifically, the Demented West, with some classic and a couple of not-so-classic songs about cowboys and other denizens of the Wide Open Spaces! Aug 6, 2022 [ Play List ] (Added Aug 6, 2022) |
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BARRET HANSEN WITH JOHNNY OTIS ON KPPC: This is not comedy, but the Doc before he was the Doc, playing old records from the Specialty label. (NOTE: Source not of highest quality.) Aug 10, 1970 [ Play List ] (Added Jul 31, 2022) |
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TOP TEN 2231: The Top Ten for July, plus a merry miscellany of Demented Discs from "Rutabaga Boogie" to "Marcel's Talking Chainsaw", by artists from Victor Borge to Yung Gravy. Stream it now at www.drdemento.com ! Jul 30, 2022 [ Play List ] (Added Jul 30, 2022) |
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SUMMER TIME 0422: Harry's Wand, Quidditch Ball Wizard, Brady Bunch, I Love Me, Get a Load of This, Bobby Salazar, Taco Grande, Satan Gave me a Taco, Summertime Blues, Hello Mudder Hello Fadder, Biggest Ball of Twine in Minnesota, Fishing Hole, Toast, If I had the Copyright, Me like Hockey, Sirius Black May 30, 2004 [ Play List ] (Added Jul 24, 2022) |
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CHRISTMAS PART 1: Santa Claus is Watching You, Wrap the Bear, Wreck the Malls, Star Wars vs. Santa Claus, I Want You for Christmas, Relatives are Coming to Town, Pretty Little Dolly, Ho Ho Ho, Hanukkah Rocks, I'm Going out of my Mind, 12 Pains of Christmas, Green Christmas, Totally Ridiculous 12 Days of Christmas Dec 13, 1987 [ Play List ] (Added Jul 24, 2022) |
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PSYCHEDELIA 2230: The Dr. Demento Show gets psychedelic this week! We salute the golden age of psychedelia, the late 1960s, with a definitive tribute first heard in 1985. Nearly half of this show is brand new, however, including the first-hour free-for-all (lots of requests) and more psychedelic stuff! Stream it now or anytime at drdemento.com. Jul 23, 2022 [ Play List ] (Added Jul 23, 2022) |
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Under my Gums, Interesting People, There is a Tavern in the Town, No Money Down, Black Denim Trousers, Football Card, Clark & Lois, Bridget the Midget, Moron, My Home Town, Marvelous Toy, Attack of the Killer Tomatoes, I Want my Baby Back Jan 28, 1979 [ Play List ] (Added Jul 17, 2022) |
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LORNE ELLIOTT INTERVIEW/INSTRUMENTALS, ON KLSX: Cause I'm a Blonde, Car Phone, How Come my Dog Don't Bark, Take me Down to the Strike Zone, My Boss is Lazy, Goo Goo Muck, Whole Lotta Love, Pinball Wizard, Ballad of Glendale Villas, Smallest Thing Known to Man, Birdhouse in your Soul Mar 18, 1990 [ Play List ] (Added Jul 17, 2022) |
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MEDICAL 2229: This week Dr. Demento salutes his colleagues (?) in the medical profession, with songs saluting (and satirizing) doctors, nurses, and the people and things they work with to hopefully keep us healthy. Hear that show anytime at www.drdemento.com ! Jul 16, 2022 [ Play List ] (Added Jul 16, 2022) |
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KMET LIVE PART TWO: Anoka Polka, Casablanca, Batman & the Riddler, Dirty Don, They're Moving Grandpa's Grave to Build a Sewer, Sparky & the Dawn Patrol, Elements, Office Party, Why is Thanksgiving, Hernando's Hideaway, There's a Hole in the Bucket, Shaving Cream, Surfing Bird, Martian Hop, Bumblebee in a Nudist Colony, I Owe a Lot to Iowa Pot, Bozo's Song Nov 18, 1973 [ Play List ] (Added Jul 10, 2022) |
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KMET LIVE PART ONE: Everybody Wants my Fanny, Horses Don't Bet on People, Cool Water, Ash Grove, Humphrey Bogart Rhumba, Nifty 50's Blues, Gee Officer Krupke, Saturday Afternoon Football, Split Level Head, Don't You Feel my Leg, Come Up & See me Sometime, Thunder Road, Mountain Dew, Fine Football Weather, Hockey Song, Booley Wooger, Abba Dabba Honeymoon, You Rascal You Nov 18, 1973 [ Play List ] (Added Jul 10, 2022) |
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CARS 2228: Today's show will take you on a musical joyride! We have an hour of Demented songs about cars, plus a first hour free-for-all with equally Demented songs about a bunch of other things, plus the Demented News with Whimsical Will! Hear it now at drdemento.com. Jul 9, 2022 [ Play List ] (Added Jul 9, 2022) |
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(KMET LIVE) Der Fuehrer's Face, Battle of New Orleans, Child Support Blues, What a Crazy Guy, Bowling USA, She's Big & Round, Honey Earthers, 14, Beans, Crepitation Contest, Boa Constrictor, Rapping Nerd, Boogie in your Butt, Ice Box Man, Mr. Comet, Time Warp, Rock me Jerry Lewis Mar 23, 1986 [ Play List ] (Added Jul 3, 2022) |
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HALLOWEEN/ERIC IDLE INTERVIEW: Looney Tune, Dracula, Psycho, Haunted House, Halloween Spooks, Headless Horseman, Tale of the Ticker, Skeleton in the Closet, Horror, Mr. Sheen, Always Look on the Bright Side of Life, Mr. Grave Digger, Dinner with Drac, Monster Mash Oct 28, 1979 [ Play List ] (Added Jul 3, 2022) |
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FOURTH FLASHBACK 2227: Happy Fourth of July! Dr. D is laid up with a sprained ankle this week...but here is a fine Fourth of July show from 1996 which many of you haven't heard, and it's a humdinger.
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I AM: I'm Bugged at my Old Man, Father of a Boy Named Sue, Spongy Dance, Rippy the Gator, Sorcerer's Stone, I'm in a Star Trek Band, I'm Bad, I'm the Greatest, Thank God I'm a Jewish Boy, I am the Very Model of a Cartoon Individual, I'm Happy, I'm Normal, I am Whale, I am Cow, If I had the Copyright, Harry's Wand Jun 20, 2004 [ Play List ] (Added Jun 26, 2022) |
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In the Mood, Psycho Chicken, Disco Toilet, John Birch Society, Laurel & Hardy in London, Legend of the USS Titanic, Three Little Fishes, Eggplamnt that Ate Chicago, Garbage Collector in Beverly Hills, Alligator Wine, Ouch, Punk Polka Mar 23, 1980 [ Play List ] (Added Jun 26, 2022) |
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TOP TEN 2226: Here's the Top Ten for June 2022, and a show with much-needed Demented merriment (Nothing about the Supreme Court - the show was planned before the rulings were announced). Hear it now at drdemento.com! Jun 25, 2022 [ Play List ] (Added Jun 25, 2022) |
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Rubber Biscuit, Up your Nose, How Much is that Doggie in the Casket, Forest Lawn, Martian Boogie, Drinking Man's Diet, Dance & Grow Thin, High School Gym, My Bicycle Tillie, I Hold your Hand in Mine, In the Mood, Pizza Song, Amazing Man, Reefer Man, Test Tube Baby, Earache my Eye, Gentry's Gin, My Name is Larry, Pencil Neck Geek, Smoke Off Jan 21, 1979 [ Play List ] (Added Jun 19, 2022) |
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FOOTBALL: I Couldn't Spell, Bicycle Seat, Boobs & Butts on the Beach, A Donde Esta el Banjo, Fat, Wal-Mart Polka, I Used to Work in Chicago, Donahue's Perfect Guest, Local Swimmers Disrupt Baptism, Take off your Clothes, Football, Dropkick me Jesus, Baseball & Football, Cheerleaders on Drugs, What it Was Was Football, Streak, Scotsman, Carrot Juice is Murder Oct 1, 1995 [ Play List ] (Added Jun 19, 2022) |
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BEER 2225: This week's special topic is beer. Beer has inspired more funny songs than any other alcohol (or any other recreational drug for that matter) and I'll spin some of the best from my collection. (Sorry for the late upload!) Jun 18, 2022 [ Play List ] (Added Jun 18, 2022) |
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KMET PART TWO: Hoppy's Good Luck Coin, Cowboy Needs a Horse, Winestoned Plowboy, Vatican Rag, My Sister's Nose, Cocaine Blues, Drinking Wine Spodee-odee, Hot Rod Race, Hot Rod Lincoln, Crazy Man Crazy, Rock the Joint, Teenager's Mother, Robert Hilburn, Sister Mary Elephant, Tight Blue Jeans, Number One, Carter Gets a Phone Call Feb 15, 1981 [ Play List ] (Added Jun 12, 2022) |
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KMET PART ONE: Happy Birthday, King Tut, Up Jumped the Devil, From Peanuts to Jellybeans, Religion & Politics, Pool, I Hate People, Going Quackers, Sugar Honks, Pop Hates the Beatles, Piggies, Janitor, Hello D.J., Sound of Children, I Like to Hurt People, Hostility Rag, Punk Rock Drives me Disco, Earthquake Song, Wild Bill Hiccup Feb 15, 1981 [ Play List ] (Added Jun 12, 2022) |
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SUMMER & SURF 2224: This week we flash back to the '80's for a celebration of the 25th anniversary of surf music, summertime in general, and also Father's Day which is coming up next weekend. Stream it now at drdemento.com Jun 11, 2022 [ Play List ] (Added Jun 11, 2022) |
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1983 FLASHBACK LIVE ON KLSX! Earthquake Song, Day after Day, Cyber No No, In the Closet, Rodeo Song, Wet Dream, Birthday Cake Polka, Smells like Camp Granada, Jungle Boogie, Boogie in your Butt, New York New York, Ricky, Smoke two Joints, Ballad of William Robinson, We are the Worms, Smoke-off Apr 26, 1998 [ Play List ] (Added Jun 5, 2022) |
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MARTIN MULL: Beam me up Scotty, Bilbo Baggins, Little Blue Man, I Feel like an Onion Ring, Happy Boy, I'm a Nut, Licks off Records, Dueling Tubas, Men, Doctor is in, Mississippi Squirrel Revival, Clarence, Leprosy, 60's World, Fabulous 50's, Roger Boom, Where the Hell is Bill, Life Sucks then You Die, Big Butt, Marvin Jan 5, 1986 [ Play List ] (Added Jun 5, 2022) |
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BICYCLES/MOTORCYCLES 2223: The Dr Demento show rides on two wheels this week, with Deemented songs about bicycles and motorcycles. In the first hour we celebrate National Rotisserie Chicken Day and National Accordion Awareness Month, plus the usual shenanigans. drdemento.com Jun 4, 2022 [ Play List ] (Added Jun 4, 2022) |
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SHOT OF THE DAY PART 4: I Want my Baby Back, Whatever Happened to Eddie, Hunting Song, Headline News, One Hen, Reinstalling Windows, Music Sex & Cookies, Nudist Colony of the Dead, Sensititve New-Age Guys, Quidditch Ball Wizard, Second Week of Deer Camp, Baby Poo, Psycho Chicken, Thanksgiving Song, Boy Band, Slim Santa, Little Toot Oct 29, 2001 [ Play List ] (Added May 29, 2022) |
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TOP TEN 2222: Here's the Top Ten for May 28, 2022, plus a lot of "runners-up," old and new, and a few goodies I haven't played before! "Candy Rapper," "My Girl's Pussy," and Pat Boone singing the theme from an obscure horror movie. Stream it now at drdemento.com ! May 28, 2022 [ Play List ] (Added May 28, 2022) |
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CATS: Dave, Prednisone, Rock & Roll Doctor, It's Hard to Kiss Your Lips at Night, I Like Cartoons, Lincoln Park Pirates, America, Everybody Wants to be a Cat, Feline American Princess, I Hate Cats, Whiskers & Me, Never Set the Cat on Fire, Robot Cat, Shatner, Spongy Dance, This Land is Your Land Aug 15, 2004 [ Play List ] (Added May 22, 2022) |
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ST. PATRICK'S DAY: Boy Wonder I Love You, Who Threw the Overalls in Mrs. Murphy's Chowder, College Medley, When I was a Lad, Walter Cronkite, Sports Page, I Like Beer, Down at the Ice Rink, Copycat Game, Inflationary Language, Teenage Brain Surgeon, Clancy Lowered the Boom, Punk Polka, Constantinople Mar 16, 1980 [ Play List ] (Added May 22, 2022) |
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FUNNY ROCK SONGS 2221: Did you know that some of the most famous rock musicians made some of the funniest songs around? Get Demented with the Beatles, the Who, the Police, the Monkees and more on this week's new show. Hear it now at www.drdemento.com May 21, 2022 [ Play List ] (Added May 21, 2022) |
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Dust up his Nose, Ballad of Fearless Dwight, Political Science, Suicide is Painless, Laughing Gnome, Omar the Vampire, Someone Ate the Baby, Pizza's Revenge, My Girl has 3 Legs, Bloat on, Martian Hop, Boogie Woogie Amputee, You Went the Wrong Way old King Louis, Fish Heads, Smoke Off, My Dead Dog Rover Jan 7, 1979 [ Play List ] (Added May 15, 2022) |
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EATING/DIETING: Black Denim Trousers, Cadillac Heaven, Bedrock Rap, Neanderthal Man, Floyd Freud, My Dead Friend Chester, I'm in Love with a Big Blue Frog, Sideboard Song, Chug-a-lug, Overweight Blues, You Eat Too Much, My Wife is on a Diet, Fat Man's Prayer, Snack Attack, Wet Dream, 99 Dead Baboons Nov 11, 1984 [ Play List ] (Added May 15, 2022) |
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ALL TIME FAVORITES 2220: For today's show I asked people to request their all-time favorite Demented songs - and what a wonderful weird mixture of songs you came up with! Everything from Dog Breath and Smut to Sneaky Snake and Dueling Tubas! You can stream that show any day starting today at drdemento.com. May 14, 2022 [ Play List ] (Added May 14, 2022) |
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KMET LIVE PART 2: Bus Driver's School, Sweet Birds, Bo Diddley, Delicious, Laughing Records, How I Hate to Get up in the Morning, We all Scream for Ice Cream, Stormy Weather, Sunday Funnies, Roots, Shaving Cream, Pencil Neck Geek, Dream Dirty Dreams Sep 4, 1977 [ Play List ] (Added May 8, 2022) |
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KMET LIVE PART 1: Martian Boogie, Lumberjack Song, New Star Wars, Popcorn Sack, Buying a Bed, Talking Union, Dear Abby, Rover, Junk Food Junkie, Captain Clack, Elizabeth & Richard, Home Run Willie, Them Moose Goosers, Yellow Rose of Texas Sep 4, 1977 [ Play List ] (Added May 8, 2022) |
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MOTHER'S DAY 2219: Happy Mother's Day! This show includes an hour of Motherly dementia, plus a special set of horsey songs for Kentucky Derby day. May 7, 2022 [ Play List ] (Added May 7, 2022) |
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NONSENSE: Diet Song, My Genitalia, Livin la Vida Broka, Disney Song, Wasn't that a Party, Disco Toilet, This is Ponderous, Rubber Biscuit, Ketchup Song, Flat Foot Floogie, Crazy Words Crazy Tune, Witch Doctor, Mairzy Doats, Ying Tong Song, Ain't we Crazy, Kids Love McDonald's, Ned Beatty, D&D, Star Trekkin Jan 5, 2003 [ Play List ] (Added May 1, 2022) |
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FIRESIGN THEATER INTERVIEW: Beerhunter, Where the Hell is Bill?, Shuddup-a You Face, Crazy Every Night, Madalena Hadalena, Powerhouse, Annie had a Baby, Tonto's First Cowboy Bank, Rats in my Room, Back from the Shadows, Fussy Eater, Beam me up Scotty, Dead Puppies, Born in East L.A., Fish Heads Jan 26, 1986 [ Play List ] (Added May 1, 2022) |
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TOP TEN 2218: Top Ten time today! Plus some porcine Dementia (songs about pigs), a Star Wars song I've never played until now, a few unusual drinking songs, and a new one called "Spongebob and Patrick Confront the Psychic Wall of Energy." Stream the show now or anytime at www.drdemento.com ! Apr 30, 2022 [ Play List ] (Added Apr 30, 2022) |
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Wild Bill Hiccup, Lonesome Cowboy Burt, Back Door Man, How Sweet to be an Idiot, I Love Me, Please Mr. Carter, Stop the War, Marching off to Bedlam, We'll Ride with Nixon, Doing What Comes Naturally, No Anchovies Please, Psycho Chicken, He Ate too Many Jelly Doughtnuts, Day in the Life of Green Acres, Boris the Spider, Ballad of Irving, Mr. Bill Mar 9, 1980 [ Play List ] (Added Apr 24, 2022) |
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ELECTION: Gump, I Live in a Split Level Head, One Hen, Talking Song Repair Blues, Vulcan Mind Meld, Richter Scale, Election Year Rag, This Land is your Land, Alvin for President, Archie Bunker for President, Ringo for President, Winnie the Pooh for President, Snoopy for President, Liar Sleeps Tonight, One that Doesn't Suck so Bad, Tribal Council, Sirius Black Oct 17, 2004 [ Play List ] (Added Apr 24, 2022) |
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ROBOTS 2217: This week we celebrate robots! Good robots and bad robots - robots that would do anything we desire, and robots that want to kill us all. You can stream and enjoy this show now (or anytime) from drdemento.com! Apr 23, 2022 [ Play List ] (Added Apr 23, 2022) |
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CHRISTMAS: Purple Reindeer, Swinging the Jingle Bells, Chipmunk Song, Christmas Tree Song, My Two Front Teeth, Who'd Be a Turkey at Christmas, Monster's Holiday, Good King Kong Looked Out, 12 Gifts of Christmas, Chickens are in the Chimes, Christmas Dragnet, Santa's Watching Me, Wreck the Halls, Green Christmas, Grandma Got Run over by a Reindeer Dec 22, 1985 [ Play List ] (Added Apr 17, 2022) |
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CHRISTMAS: Open me First, Nothing for Christmas, Hanukkah Song, White Christmas, Santa Jaws, I Want a Hippopotamus for Christmas, Santa Doesn't Cop out on Dope, Granny's Holiday Fruitcake, Christmas Goose, Randolph the Flat-nosed Reindeer, Spin Little Dreidel, Day Santa Claus Retired, Santa Claus & his old Lady, Christmas Carol, Deck the Halls Dec 24, 1978 [ Play List ] (Added Apr 17, 2022) |
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EASTER/MEMORIES 2216: Happy Easter! The new Dr Demento show has a set of Demented Easter songs, plus some songs about memories of the past, and a fond farewell to Gilbert Gottfried. Stream it now at www.drdemento.com Apr 16, 2022 [ Play List ] (Added Apr 16, 2022) |
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KMET PART TWO: Mannish Boy, Wurzel Fudge, Subway Song, Little Orley & the Moon, Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds, Der Fuehrer's Face, Shaving Cream, Dragnet Goes to Kindergarten, Vatican Rag, Martian Hop, Drowning in the Surf, Highly Illogical, Funniest Song in the World, Redback on the Toilet Seat, Nixorcist, Split Level Head, Ballad of Irving (MONO ONLY) Jun 23, 1974 [ Play List ] (Added Apr 10, 2022) |
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KMET PART ONE: Boa Constrictor, Cockroach that Ate Cincinnati, I'm Thinking Tonight of my Blue Eyes, Please Don't Squeeze the Banana, Baby Let me Bang your Box, Banana Boat, Chicken Fat, Can you Dig it, Why a Duck, Delicious, Birthday Cake Polka, Martian March, Freckle Song, Satisfy me one More Time, Christmas Tree Song, Night Owl (MONO ONLY) Jun 23, 1974 [ Play List ] (Added Apr 10, 2022) |
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FARTING 2215: By popular demand I'm bringing back the farting contest, together with some carefully curated and hilarious songs about flatulence. Lots of other funny stuff too. www.drdemento.com Apr 9, 2022 [ Play List ] (Added Apr 9, 2022) |
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POLICE: Suspenders, If I Could be like Xena, Help me Make it Through the Night, Untie my Ankles, Cellphone on the Highway, Aunt Bea, 99 Dead Baboons, Here Comes the Judge, Tripping in Court, God Told me to Rob the 7-11, Little Blue Riding Hood, Speed Trap, I Wish I Were, Ned Beatty Jan 26, 2003 [ Play List ] (Added Apr 3, 2022) |
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ANIMALS: Party in my Pants, Dolly Parton, Hospitality Blues, Hot Rod Lincoln, Black Slacks, I Got it from Agnes, Shall we Walk or Take a Dog, Elephant Talk, Vampire Beavers, Ode to Billy Joel, Don't Eat the Yellow Snow, Give me that Old Unemployment, Time Warp, Take off, Pac-man Fever Feb 21, 1982 [ Play List ] (Added Apr 3, 2022) |
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TRAINS 2214: I haven't featured train songs for awhile, and it's one of my favorite subjects, so here goes! Plus, it's my birthday today (April 2). Apr 2, 2022 [ Play List ] (Added Apr 2, 2022) |
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Nuke the Whales, Gonna buy me a Dog, Pop Hates the Beatles, Paul McCartney Drug Story, Protest Song, Shriner's Convention, Super Skier, Copycat Game, Short People, Tall People, Disco's Dead, Three Drunk Newts, Punk Polka, My Name is Larry Mar 2, 1980 [ Play List ] (Added Mar 27, 2022) |
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Happy new Year, I'd Rather Have a Bottle in Front of Me, Head Cheese, Betty Boop, He's so Unusual, Mountain Girl, Empty-vee, This is the Life, Mississippi Squirrel Revival, Nellie the Elephant, Sister Mary Elephant, Up your Nose, Transfusion, White Collar Holler, Wet Dream, Eat my Shorts Jan 6, 1985 [ Play List ] (Added Mar 27, 2022) |
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TOP TEN 2213: Here's the Top Ten for March 2022, plus a whole lot of runners-up, and a couple of scintillating mini-topics too! Stream it now at www.drdemento.com! Mar 26, 2022 [ Play List ] (Added Mar 26, 2022) |
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My Guitar Wants to Kill your Mama, Day in the Life of Green Acres, Surfin Bird, Christmas Tree Song, Cinderella, She's not Gonna be in my Song, Put the Bone in, Doggy Do, Don't eat the Yellow Snow, Camelot, Chaos, Pop Hates the Beatles, Making Love in a Subaru, Fish Heads, Spam Dec 17, 1978 [ Play List ] (Added Mar 20, 2022) |
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In the Mood, Eggs, Be Prepared, Hole in the Bottom of the Lake, I'm a Moron, Close to You, Chipmunk Song, Science Fiction Double Feature, Test Tube Baby, Status Back Baby, Seven old Ladies Locked in a Laboratory, Friendly Neighborhood Narco Agent, King Tut, Pencil Neck Geek Dec 10, 1978 [ Play List ] (Added Mar 20, 2022) |
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ALIENS/OUTER SPACE 2212: This week we have an all-new show with a popular topic - Aliens & Outer Space. The first hour features nautical Dementia including some bawdy old sea chanteys, plus a good 'n bloody chantey written and sung by Josh Turner and Carson McKee when they were in high school! Stream it now at www.drdemento.com. Mar 19, 2022 [ Play List ] (Added Mar 19, 2022) |
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LIVE KMET PART TWO: My Mother the Car, Little old Ford Rambled Right Along, Hot Rod Race, No Money Down, Old Betsy Goes Boing Boing, Dead Man's Curve, Transfusion, I Wish I was a Car, Birthday Cake Polka, My Mammy, Bilbo Baggins, Abdul Abulbul Amir, Ed Barbara (MONO ONLY) May 11, 1975 [ Play List ] (Added Mar 13, 2022) |
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LIVE KMET PART ONE: Shaving Cream, Can you Dig it, Ying Tong Song, Van Lingle Mungo, Ain't we Crazy, Marijuana Hell, Wildwood Weed, Last of the Red ot Mamas, Cement Mixer, Clean Song, Wild Thing, Sara Jane, We're Having a Baby, Swap Meet Mama, Hallelujah I'm a Bum (MONO ONLY) May 11, 1975 [ Play List ] (Added Mar 13, 2022) |
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IRISH 2211: Here's our annual virtual visit to the Ireland of our Demented imagination -- preceded by a merry miscellany of topical tunes and just plain fun! Stream it anytime from drdemento.com Mar 12, 2022 [ Play List ] (Added Mar 12, 2022) |
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Rock Lobster, My Baby got Rabies, Let's Make the Water Turn Black, Goo Goo Muck, Sideboard Song, Stoned, Speck, Death by Phone, Dead Skunk, Suzanne Summers, Big Rock Candy Mountains, Boobs a Lot, Freckle Song, Dallas, Yoda, Shaving Cream, Hello Muddah Hello Fadduh Jul 5, 1981 [ Play List ] (Added Mar 6, 2022) |
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WINTER/THANKSGIVING: White Collar Holler, Car Noises, Girl Fight Tonight, Tighten Up, Walking in my Winter Underwear, Chiller, Don't Eat the Yellow Snow, Hal & Lulu, 60 Minute Man, Turkey Day Blues, Alice's Restaurant, Boris the Spider, Polka Dot Undies, Star Trekkin Nov 22, 1987 [ Play List ] (Added Mar 6, 2022) |
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SUPER VILLAINS 2210: Today we celebrate Supervillains. Well, we don't exactly endorse what they do, but the world's worst people (from D. Vader to V. Putin) have inspired some of the world's best songs, and we'll hear a bunch of 'em this weekend! Streamable now from drdemento.com Mar 5, 2022 [ Play List ] (Added Mar 5, 2022) |
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MILITARY: Ahab the Arab, Genie the Magic Record, Curse of the Hearse, You Went the Wrong Way old King Louis, Swimmin with the Women, Hockey Sock Rock, Beep Beep, Disco Toilet, Send the Marines, Draft Dodger Rag, Call up the Groups, Bounce your Boobies, Mr. Jaws, Fish Heads Feb 24, 1980 [ Play List ] (Added Feb 27, 2022) |
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DOGS: Delicious, Shriner's Convention, Cosmic Debris, I Want your Socks, I Shot Bambi's Mother, Hangover, Scotsman, Commercial Song, Hot Dog Boogie, Hound Dog in the Window, White Fang, Pit Bulls of L.A., Hound Dog, Gonna Buy me a Dog, Let's Talk Dirty in Hawaiian, Squirrels Aug 16, 1987 [ Play List ] (Added Feb 27, 2022) |
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TOP TEN 2209: The Top Ten for February, plus a dozen runners-up, and a whole lot more Dementia! Stream it now at drdemento.com. Feb 26, 2022 [ Play List ] (Added Feb 26, 2022) |
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SPIKE JONES TRIBUTE: May the Bird of Paradise Fly up your Nose, Fooba Wooba John, Beer Gut, You Look Marvelous, Cow Patty, Get a Load of This, Weekly World News, Martian Hop, Rock Lobster, Dance of the Hours, Der Fuehrer's Face, Cocktails for Two, Uneasy Rider, Car Phone, Kick Ass U.S.A. Feb 17, 1991 [ Play List ] (Added Feb 20, 2022) |
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VALENTINE'S DAY: Let's do it, Locked in the Closet with You, Boogie, Love in Bloom, Almost Degraded, Big Ten Inch Record, Davy's Dinghy, I Wanna Kiss Her, Need a Little Sugar in my Bowl, Eat it, Birds and Bees, I Love me, Ballad of Irving, Ice Box Man, I Love Rocky Road, Dead Puppies Feb 12, 1984 [ Play List ] (Added Feb 20, 2022) |
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ZOOS AND CIRCUSES 2208: Today I have songs about zoos and circuses, especially the animals we go there to see. (They may be in cages, unfortunately, but the songs are free!) Also, for the week after Valentine's day, a few funny songs about love that's passed its best-by date. Stream the show now at www.drdemento.com ! Feb 19, 2022 [ Play List ] (Added Feb 19, 2022) |
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KMET LIVE PART 2: Prime Time, T.V. Mama, Television, Turn on your T.V., Howdy Doody Time, You are so Rare to Me, I Love Lucy, Monkees, Rubber Duckie, Who is it, Mickey Mouse Closing Theme, Telephone Man, Argument Clinic, Uneasy Rider, Poisoning Pigeons, Shaving Cream, Locked in the Closet, Bloat on, Geek's Revenge Nov 13, 1977 [ Play List ] (Added Feb 13, 2022) |
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KMET LIVE PART 1: Snoot Full of Snow, Can I Do it til I Need Glasses, You Haven't Lived til You've Died in L.A., Step Right Up, Satisfaction, Hamster Love, My Girlfriend has 3 Legs, MURRAY THE K INTERVIEW, Invasion, Letter from Elaina, Strawberry Fields Forever, My Boyfriend got a Beatle Haircut, Ringo for President Nov 13, 1977 [ Play List ] (Added Feb 13, 2022) |
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DEMENTED LOVE SONGS 2207: Along with our customary program of Demented love songs, I have two very exciting premieres! A brand-new song by the Knuckleheadz...AND a new National Anthem of the Land of Deementia, "Born Weird" by Nerf Herder, featuring an accordion solo by Weird Al himself! Stream it now at www.drdemento.com. Feb 12, 2022 [ Play List ] (Added Feb 12, 2022) |
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KMET LIVE: There is a Tavern in the Town, Pickup Interruptus, It Ain't Easy Being Male, Scotsman, Hip to be Bare, Grown for me, Little more Gauze, Cocktails for Two, I'm a Blonde, Girls, Pineapple Princess, Mercury Blues, I Gotta go to the Bathroom, Ronnie's Rap, Bed Time for Bonzo, Cable TV, Battered Plants, Glorious, Rap-around, Dentist Jan 11, 1987 [ Play List ] (Added Feb 6, 2022) |
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AFRICAN MUSIC: Fast Food, Frontal Lobotomy, Doctor of Dementia, Moustache Song, Clean Song, Machines, Split Level Head, Elephant Hunting Song, Zulu Warrior, Shango, Grazing in the Grass, Mo Money, Things we do on Sunday, Football Rap, Tumbling Tumbleweeds, Country Music is Here to Stay, Friends, Bras on 45, 12 Days of Christmas Dec 12, 1982 [ Play List ] (Added Feb 6, 2022) |
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COMICS 2206: We salute the comics this week, with 26 fun songs derived from or inspired by comic strips and comic books, from Barney Google to Great Lakes Avengers. Feb 5, 2022 [ Play List ] (Added Feb 5, 2022) |
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ROOTS OF ROCK DEMO: This demo for a series that NEVER AIRED includes songs and stories about legends such as Fats Domino, Roy Orbison, Tina Turner, Chuck Berry, Little Richard, Screaming Jay Hawkins, Sam Cooke & more! Oct 9, 1987 [ Play List ] (Added Jan 30, 2022) |
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TOP TEN 2205: Here's the Top Ten for January, plus a raft of other goodies - a mess of boogies, winter sports, and a swim in the ocean of free-form radio! Listen right now at drdemento.com. Jan 29, 2022 [ Play List ] (Added Jan 29, 2022) |
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Punk Polka, Mr. Custer, I'm the Urban Spaceman, Making Whoope, I'm Henry VIII I Am, Limb from Limbo Rock, Can Broadway do Without Me, Walking in my Winter Underwear, Cocaine Bill, Copycat Game, 400 Mile Gas Line, Night the Lights Stayed on in Pittsburgh, Hippopotamus, It Ain't Gonna Rain no More, Gumball Wizard, Hamster Love, On the Amazon Feb 17, 1980 [ Play List ] (Added Jan 23, 2022) |
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BEER: Summertime Summertime, I Wanna be a Lifeguard, Roaches, You Always Poke my Eye, Stars & Stripes, Cosmic Debris, Arab Alabama, Melanoma Girl, Save the Plankton, I am Whale, I Shot Bambi's Mother, I Like Beer, Glorious, Colorado Kool-aid, 51 Beers, Hangover, In Heaven There is no Beer, 9 Coronas, Parents Just Don't Understand, Contra Rap Jun 12, 1988 [ Play List ] (Added Jan 23, 2022) |
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WARM PLACES 2204: Let's warm things up with some Demented discs from (and about) warm places - Hawaii, Jamaica, and Australia for starters! Lots of requests this week - Martin Mull, Ruth Wallis, Don Bowman ("Hello D.J."), Weird Al, and some real obscurities. Stream the show anytime at www.drdemento.com Jan 22, 2022 [ Play List ] (Added Jan 22, 2022) |
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Davy's Dinghy, Tennessee Bird Walk, Boy Wonder I Love You, Sister Mary Elephant, Roger Boom, Ape Call, Dirty old Man, High School Gym, Sidewalk Surfin, Super Skier, Masochism Tango, What it Was Was Football, Pencil Neck Geek, My Dead Dog Rover Dec 3, 1978 [ Play List ] (Added Jan 16, 2022) |
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CARS: Oy It's so Humid, Too Darn Hot, Fax me a Beer, Hamster Love, Dancing Fool, Car Noises, Used Cars, Sunday Driving, Hot Rod Race, Hot Rod Lincoln, Stop Dragging my Car Around, Car Phone, Happy Happy Joy Joy, Smells like Nirvana, Dead Puppies Aug 9, 1992 [ Play List ] (Added Jan 16, 2022) |
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IRRELEVANCE 2203: Today I have songs about good boys and bad boys, bloody guts, a little surrealism, a little nonsense, and some Deemented songs recorded live by the late Bob Saget. Special added attraction: the Crepitation Contest in high fidelity! Stream it (and over 1,000 other shows) anytime at www.drdemento.com ! Jan 15, 2022 [ Play List ] (Added Jan 15, 2022) |
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PART TWO KMET: In old Mexico, Wong Song, CHEECH & CHONG INTERVIEW, Acupuncture, Let's Make a new Dope Deal, Do the Orbit, Won't eat Prunes Again, Miss Piggy for President, Refugee, My Girl's Pussy, Pencil Neck Geek, Locked in the Closet with You, Psycho Chicken, Shaving Cream, Ayatollah Jul 13, 1980 [ Play List ] (Added Jan 9, 2022) |
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PART ONE KMET: Sunday Driving, Normal, Acapulco Gold, Doper's Rodeo, Wings under Japan, Old Man Atom, High School Gym, It's Great to be Crazy, Intro & Outro, We are the Now Tones, I Don't Want to get Drafted, Nuke the Whales, Sideboard Song, New Wave, They're Here, I Saw a UFO Last Night Jul 13, 1980 [ Play List ] (Added Jan 9, 2022) |
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REQUESTS 2202: What do I do with all the requests for non-holiday songs in December? I play a lot of them in January, and this week's show has plenty of Demented classics we haven't heard in quite awhile - like "The Vatican Rag," "Let It All Hang Out," "Pencil Neck Geek" and "Sensitive New Age Guys." No bleeps - this show is R-rated. Hear it now! drdemento.com Jan 8, 2022 [ Play List ] (Added Jan 8, 2022) |
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COMIC STRIPS: Can You Dig it, Tabloid Writer, I Owe a Lot to Iowa Pot, Beep Beep, Hot Rod Lincoln, Talking Seattle Grunge Rock Blues, Take the Skinheads Bowling, Comic Song, Laughing at the Funnies, Alley Oop, Reggae Popeye, Jerry Samuels interview, Lunchlady Lady, Amish Paradise Apr 14, 1996 [ Play List ] (Added Jan 2, 2022) |
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FOURTH OF JULY: Beer Run, Stars and Stripes Forever, My Home Town, New York New York, Food Parade at the 4th of July Picnic, We Couldn't Start the Tractor, Lakeside Trailer Park, Hey Hulk, Real Dick Cheney, Uneasy Rider, Get off the Phone, Demi Moore, Couch Potato Jun 29, 2003 [ Play List ] (Added Jan 2, 2022) |
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FAST FOOD 2201: Welcome to the third decade of the 21st century, dementites and dementoids!
Today we celebrate fast food, especially the kind you can hold in your hands - hot dogs, hamburgers, tacos, and pizza! Plus a Demented oddity by Betty White, and a bunch of other crazy tunes. You can hear that show anytime starting early on New Year's Day, 2022 - just visit www.drdemento.com and select "streaming." Jan 1, 2022 [ Play List ] (Added Jan 1, 2022) |
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Argument, Anything You can Do, Little Blue Man, They Don't make Nun Names, Istanbul not Constantinople, Four Yorkshiremen, Step Right up, Soba Song, Punk Polka, Disco in the Garbage, Naz, 8 Arms to Hold You, Ode to a Cow, Baby it's Cold Outside Feb 10, 1980 [ Play List ] (Added Dec 26, 2021) |
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FUNNY 25 2152: The Funny 25 countdown of the most demanded Demented Discs of the year is now online -- together with an opening set of After-Christmas songs! www.drdemento.com Dec 25, 2021 [ Play List ] (Added Dec 25, 2021) |
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COLUMBUS DAY/FOOTBALL: Men, 4 Wet Pigs, Ying Ton Song, Rubberine, Little Blue Man, My Corporation, Funky Worm, Them Moose Goosers, Columbus Discovers America, You Gotta be a Football Hero, Day of the Game, What it Was Was Football, Cheerleaders on Drugs, I Do the Watusi, Elevator to Menswear, Rock me Jerry Lewis Oct 12, 1986 [ Play List ] (Added Dec 19, 2021) |
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(KMET LIVE) FISHING: Elmer Fudd Sings Bruce Springsteen, Purple Rain, Ernest, When I was a Lad, Fishing Blues, Fish Lake, Laughing Record, Pico and Sepulveda, I Hate L.A., Sit on my Face, Barnacle Bill the Sailor, Clean Song, My Pink Half of the Drainpipe, Gumball Wizard, Existential Blues, Who's on First, Like a Surgeon Jul 7, 1985 [ Play List ] (Added Dec 19, 2021) |
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CHRISTMAS 2151: And here it is - our third and final all-Christmas show for 2021. More Demented holiday songs old and new, in a wide variety of styles and smiles! No duplication of the past two weeks. On Christmas Day we'll have the Funny 25! www.drdemento.com Dec 18, 2021 [ Play List ] (Added Dec 18, 2021) |
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KMET PART TWO/GROUCHO MARX TRIBUTE: Looky Loos, I Want my 15 Bucks, Omaha Nebraska, Roots, August in Azusa, I Can't get Started, Everybody Wants my Fanny, Sunday Funnies, Ballad of Irving, Deteriorata, Pizza Song, Who's on First, Redneck Hippie Romance, Harv Kirshner, Pencil Neck Geek Aug 28, 1977 [ Play List ] (Added Dec 12, 2021) |
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KMET PART ONE: Hotline, William Tell Overture, Young Love, Hey Nelda, Keep Venice Nude, Men, Party, Take your Girl to the Movies, God Save the Sex Pistols, Yes we Have no Bananas, Ajax Liquor Store, On Top of a Pizza, Winestoned Plowboy, Paper Shuffle, We Will all go Together When we Go Aug 28, 1977 [ Play List ] (Added Dec 12, 2021) |
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CHRISTMAS 2150: Part 2 of my Christmas trilogy is now available for streaming - featuring Tom Lehrer, the Aquabats, Randy Rainbow, Barnes & Barnes, the Mushroom Tab. Choir and more Demented holiday favorites old and new. Also a Dr. D exclusive - Osaka Popstar's rockin' new cover of "The Christmas That Almost Wasn't." www.drdemento.com Dec 11, 2021 [ Play List ] (Added Dec 11, 2021) |
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REQUESTS: King of Suede, Eddie are you Kidding?, In the Mood, Pet Shop, My Girl's Monkey, Tennessee Bird Walk, Story of the W.C., Bilbo Baggins, Crusher, Reefer Man, I'm the Urban Spaceman, Transfusion, I Got it from Agnes, Midnight Star, Breaking up is Hard on You Mar 4, 1984 [ Play List ] (Added Dec 5, 2021) |
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Bomb in the Mail, Something's in the Bag, George, Ole Swenson, Prep Rap, Turn your Head Sweetheart, Temptation, Chipmunk Song, School is in, How I Spent my Summer Vacation, I Used to Work in Chicago, She's got Col. Sanders Thighs, Inka Dinka Doo, General Hospital, Space Invaders Sep 6, 1981 [ Play List ] (Added Dec 5, 2021) |
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HOLIDAYS #1 2149: Hark, the Demented angels sing! The first of three holiday shows for 2021 is now available for streaming, with holiday hilarity old and new, from "Dominick the Donkey" to "Christmas In Lumania." Plus a set of Krampus songs, and a tribute to Stephen Sondheim. www.drdemento.com Dec 4, 2021 [ Play List ] (Added Dec 4, 2021) |
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ALCOHOL PART 2: Crusher, Eggplant ate Chicago, Guitarzan, Bertha Butt Boogie, Flushed from the Bathroom of your Heart, No Nose Jobs, I like Beer, Save the Beer, Irish Drinking Song, Glorious, Piano has been Drinking, Hangover, Little Bits and Pieces, Stealing like a Hobbit, Sirius Black May 23, 2004 [ Play List ] (Added Nov 28, 2021) |
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Don't Eat the Yellow Snow, Benny the Bouncer, Grow Mrs. Goldfarb, Serenade to a Jerk, Test Tube Baby, Old Man Atom, So Long Mom, Copycat Game, Reefer Man, I Heard, Lord Mr. Ford, Doggy Doo, It's a Super Spectacular Day, Little Bit Late, Geek's Revenge, My Bologna, Spam Jan 27, 1980 [ Play List ] (Added Nov 28, 2021) |
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HANUKKAH 2148: Happy Hanukkah! This year we celebrate the 40th anniversary of the first Hanukkah novelty song ever, "Hanukkah Rocks." Now there are quite a few, and I spin 14 of the best this week, along with the Top Ten for November, a just-released Weird Al cover of the Ramones, and lots more. www.drdemento.com Nov 27, 2021 [ Play List ] (Added Nov 27, 2021) |
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CAPTAIN BEEFHEART INTERVIEW: High School Montage, Graduation Day, Sarah Jackman, Silent E, Tropical Hot Dog Night, Blimp, Cement Mixer, Christmas Carol, Amazing Man, Moritat, Mack the Knife, Eric the Half a Bee, Gilligan's Island Stairway, My Name is Larry, Hamster Love Nov 26, 1978 [ Play List ] (Added Nov 21, 2021) |
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CLASSICAL/KLSX: Happy Birthday, Food to Rent, Bill from Balla, Elvis for President, October in Oxnard, My Boomerang Won't Come Back, I Wanna be a Vulcan, Spliceway to Heaven, Dance of the Hours, Cockroaches, I Think I'm a Clone Now, Dodgers Song, Penis Envy, Monster Mash Oct 23, 1988 [ Play List ] (Added Nov 21, 2021) |
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THANKSGIVING 2147: Here's the Thanksgiving show for 2021, with a tribute to the late Joe Siracusa, the last of the 1940s Spike Jones City Slickers, and a dear friend. My heartfelt thanks for your support of the show! drdemento.com Nov 20, 2021 [ Play List ] (Added Nov 20, 2021) |
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KMET PART TWO: Transfusion, Hole in the Bucket, Scratchy 45's, What me Worry, I like Girls, Bruces, Babe Ruth's Home Run Story, Ukulele Blues, Boy Wonder I Love You, Come on in my Kitchen, Let me Play with it, They're Coming to Take me Away, Chocolate Toenails, Hot Nuts, Beam me up Scotty Oct 17, 1976 [ Play List ] (Added Nov 14, 2021) |
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KMET PART ONE: Drop Kick me Jesus, Mairsydoats, Twilight Gallery, Smut, 3 Blind Jellyfish, Suicide, Brown Shoes don't Make it, Can I Pawn my Teeth to You, Barnacle Bill, Dirty old Man, Why Won't you Come Home, Boogie, Masochism Tango, Suzy Cockroach, Little Glass of Wine, Spock's Thoughts Oct 17, 1976 [ Play List ] (Added Nov 14, 2021) |
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HUNTING 2146: I don't imagine a great many Dementites take to the woods with rifles or shotguns these days (I've never tried it myself) but there are a lot of funny songs about hunting, and this show has some of the best! Lots of other goodies too. www.drdemento.com Nov 13, 2021 [ Play List ] (Added Nov 13, 2021) |
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BRITISH: Polka your Eyes out, Time Machine, It's Good News Week, Summertime Summertime, I Like Beer, Illegal Smile, If You Wanna be Happy, I Like 'em Big & Stupid, You Don't Bring me..., I Hate Country, Great Bell, Window Cleaner, Welly Boots, Ernie, Je T'aime, PMS Airlines, Smells like Nirvana, Ren & Stimpy May 24, 1992 [ Play List ] (Added Nov 7, 2021) |
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FRANTICS: Super Skier, I Got a Cold in my Dose, Earache my Eye, Rock & Roll Classroom, K-mart Blues, Woke up this Morning, Frozen Embryos, Do the Freddie, Gas Station Wash Room, Bill from Bala, Roman Numerals, You People are Fat, I Shot Bambi's Mother, In the Mood, Boot to the Head, Star Trekkin' Jan 24, 1988 [ Play List ] (Added Nov 7, 2021) |
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TOP TEN 2145: Now online - the Top Ten for October (a week late so as not to interrupt our Halloween celebration) plus some runners-up for the Top Ten and some surprises, old and not so old!
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THE YEAR 1978: Vanna Pick me a Letter, Alphabet Song, 99 Dead Baboons, South Park Junkie, I Dream of Jeannie, William Robinson, King Tut, My Girl has 3 Legs, Thank God I'm a Rich Kid, Dust up his Nose, Gilligan's Island, Life's Gonna Suck, Kenny was a Kid from South Park Mar 1, 1998 [ Play List ] (Added Oct 31, 2021) |
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BARNES & BARNES INTERVIEW: Beep Beep, Snatch & Grab it, Moose Goosers, I'm a Cranky old Yank, Mr. Custer, Stink Foot, Another Puff, Cobwebs & Strange, Cowboy Needs a Horse, Boogie Woogie Amputee, Lumberjack Song, Bilbo Baggins, Smoke-off, Time Warp, Fish Heads Nov 19, 1978 [ Play List ] (Added Oct 31, 2021) |
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HALLOWEEN 2144: This week we celebrate zombies, werewolves, grave robbers, unripe pumpkins, and Count Dracula- it can only be another Dr Demento Halloween! We'll also preview another track from the new Barnes & Barnes album, "Pancake Dream," out November 5. Stream it at www.drdemento.com Oct 30, 2021 [ Play List ] (Added Oct 30, 2021) |
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CATS: There's a new Sound, Wrap it up, Fast Food, Cockroach that ate Cincinnati, Chiggers, I Lobster but Never Flounder, Ain't we Crazy, Biggest Ball of Twine in Minnesota, Mel Blanc Tribute, Cats, Everybody Wants to be a Cat, I Hate Cats, Siamese Cat, My Girl's Pussy, Joker, Spam, Hey Batman Sep 3, 1989 [ Play List ] (Added Oct 24, 2021) |
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IAN WHITCOMB INTERVIEW: Either Way it's Fine with me, Don't Burn that Flag, Sgt. Carter, I'm a Nut, It's a Gas, Hit me Baby, Break Dawg, Old Sow Song, Metal Head, Hot Rocks Polka, You Turn me on, Grizzly Bear, Hot Rod Lincoln, Spam, Wappin, Barbecue Spuds McKenzie, Adam West Aug 27, 1989 [ Play List ] (Added Oct 24, 2021) |
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HALLOWEEN 2143: Here's another two hours of spooky tunes and scary melodies, familiar and not so familiar, to get you in the mood for October 31 -- plus a sneak preview of the new Barnes & Barnes album which comes out next month on Demented Punk Records. It's very Demented -- and very dark! www.drdemento.com Oct 23, 2021 [ Play List ] (Added Oct 23, 2021) |
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(KLSX LIVE) CARTOONS: Always Look on the Bright Side of Life, Saturday Morning Confusion, Sixpence, Ralph & Herbie, MC Hammer, Backwards Song, My Girl's Pussy, Bears, Little Animals in Heat, Betty Boop Theme, I'm Popeye the Sailor Man, When I See an Elephant Fly, Jetsons Theme, Hey Rocky, Wappin, Oxymoron, Simpsons are Resistable, Lines in the Sand Jan 27, 1991 [ Play List ] (Added Oct 17, 2021) |
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MOTHER'S DAY: Cheapest Tattoo, My Bologna, Matzoh Balls, I Love Onions, Wine Snobs Rap, Loving You is Surfing You, Joe the Love Potato, Jane Get me off this Crazy Thing, Hospitality Blues, Mother's Day, My Mother the Car, Motherly Love, My Mother is a Space Cadet, Beep Beep, Mr. Comet, Rock me Jerry Lewis May 11, 1986 [ Play List ] (Added Oct 17, 2021) |
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HALLOWEEN 2142: Halloween is drawing closer, and this week's show is about two-thirds "spooky tunes and scary melodies"-- plus Ray Stevens' new song (and his first hit, from 60 years ago!), other gems from 1961, William Shatner's real-life rocket ride, and a cool new song featuring Josh Turner. Oct 16, 2021 [ Play List ] (Added Oct 16, 2021) |
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KMET PART TWO: If a Table at Rector's could Talk, Ape Lady, Sex and Drugs and Rock 'n' Roll, Pinetop's Boogie Woogie, Nose Job, Since Mother had a Facelift, When I was a Lad, It's Money that I Love, Teenage Romance, My Sister's Nose, Bird Bathroom, Bleepies and Beer Aug 19, 1979 [ Play List ] (Added Oct 10, 2021) |
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KMET PART ONE: Romping through the Swamp, It's in the Book, Ernest, Green Door, Muffin Man, I do the Rock, Disco Crep, Piccolo Song, Marching off to Bedlam, Twinkie Insanity, Do Something, Fang, Chicken Power, In the Mood, Something's in the Bag, Masochistic Bubble Aug 19, 1979 [ Play List ] (Added Oct 10, 2021) |
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CAFFEINE 2141: Caffeinated beverages, especially coffee, have inspired a whole lot of Demented songs -- more than any other beverages except for alcohol. I've rounded up more than two dozen of them, including many never heard on the show before. Other highlights include the newly viral "Bohemian Catsody" and the story of how David Seville's first #1 hit, "Witch Doctor," originated. drdemento.com Oct 9, 2021 [ Play List ] (Added Oct 9, 2021) |
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CHRISTMAS PART TWO: Who'd be a Turkey at Christmas, Everywhere It's Christmas, Frosty the Snowman, Rusty Chevrolet, My Birthday Comes on Christmas, We Wish, Monster's Holiday, Reindeer Don't run Over Grandmas, Pretty Little Dolly, Radical Reindeer, Jingle Bells, Night Before Christmas, Gluey Christmas, Christmas Dragnet, 12 Days of Christmas Dec 25, 1988 [ Play List ] (Added Oct 3, 2021) |
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CHRISTMAS PART ONE: Christmas Carol, Wreck the Halls, Relatives are Coming to Town, My 2 Front Teeth, Dashing Through the Stores, Wreck the Malls, Christmas with the Devil, Santa Baby, Chipmunk Song, Santa Claus is Watching You, Whip me Santa Claus, Santa & his old Lady, Green Christmas, Grandma got Run Over by a Reindeer Dec 18, 1988 [ Play List ] (Added Oct 3, 2021) |
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NONSENSE 2140: By popular demand I revisit the topic of nonsense songs this week! The Ying Tong Song, Ain't We Crazy, Cobwebs and Strange, Like a Dribbling Fram and over 20 other of the silliest songs ever made or imagined. Hear that show now or anytime at drdemento.com. Oct 2, 2021 [ Play List ] (Added Oct 2, 2021) |
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AMERICAN: Yellow Rose of Texas, Beer Run, Truck Driving Song, Hey Spidey, Peter Parker, Cicadas, Ronnie Reagan Rag, Integration, Ronnie Talk to Russia, Mr. Reagan's Neighborhood, Ronnie's Rap, I Forget, Contra Rap, She's got a Tongue like a Kodiac Bear, Spongy Dance, Harry's Wand Jul 4, 2004 [ Play List ] (Added Sep 26, 2021) |
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(KLSX LIVE) REQUESTS: One More Minute, Everybody Wants my Fanny, Merry Minuet, Beer Nuts, If You Want Free Speech go to Russia, Catch it and you Keep it, Thing, Mummy, Don't Burn that Flag, Existential Blues 2, Medfly Blues, Doctor in the Tardis, Universal Adjective, This Used Car of Mine Aug 5, 1990 [ Play List ] (Added Sep 26, 2021) |
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TOP TEN 2139: Here's the Top Ten for September, plus songs about punks by non-punks, a few more songs about school. On top of that, YouTube star and terrific musician Josh Turner visits Dementia Central! Josh and I chat about funny music and other things. drdemento.com Sep 25, 2021 [ Play List ] (Added Sep 25, 2021) |
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BRITISH DEMENTIA WITH IAN WHITCOMB: Ernie, Life's not all That Bad, Jollity Farm, Old Sow Song, Parking Camels where the Taxis used to be, Ayatollah Song, Weather Forecast, Eric the Half Bee, Cabaret Boys, Funky Gibbon, Friend of a Friend of Mine, Bicycle Seat, Time Warp, Yoda Jun 7, 1981 [ Play List ] (Added Sep 19, 2021) |
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Wet T-shirt Night, Cruel Shoes, Kicking the Gong Around, I've Got a Lovely Bunch of Coconuts, Night after Night, Big Rock Candy Mountain, Hello DJ, Almost Degraded, Reluctant Cannibal, My Bologna, Attack of the Killer Tomatoes, Disco Sucks, Topical Song, Steve Dahl interview, Do You Think I'm Disco Sep 30, 1979 [ Play List ] (Added Sep 19, 2021) |
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BACK TO SCHOOL 2138: This week we go back to school - songs and comedy bits about education, that is! Weird Al, Tom Lehrer, Robin Williams, Frank Zappa, Barnes & Barnes, The Frantics and many more intelligent people comprise this week's faculty. Norm Macdonald, Monty Python, Roger Miller and other stars of Dementia join in the opening free-for-all. Drdemento.com Sep 18, 2021 [ Play List ] (Added Sep 18, 2021) |
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PART TWO: Do you Wanna, Old Chisholm Trail, Pinto Pony, Three Little Fishes, Who Hid the Halibut on the Poop Deck, Who's Afraid of the Big Bad Wolf, Sound of the Sun, Nellie the Nudist Queen, Show me a Rose, Ain't we Crazy, Redback on the Toilet Seat, Trepidation Contest, I'm Tired, Davy's Dinghy, Hello Muddah, Get a Load of This, It's a Gas, Ballad of Bilbo Baggins (MONO ONLY) Jul 28, 1974 [ Play List ] (Added Sep 12, 2021) |
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PART ONE: Does the Spearmint Lose It's Flavor, Dying Duck in a Thunderstorm, Singing in the Rain, Great Bell, His Rocking Horse Ran Away, Everything Costs too Much, I Want a Hot Dog for my Roll, Cecil the Unwanted French Fry, My old Man, Stacy Brown got Two, Betty Boop Theme, Crazy Mixed-up Song, Anatole of Paris, Super Special Picture of the Year, Je T'aime (MONO ONLY) Jul 28, 1974 [ Play List ] (Added Sep 12, 2021) |
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MILITARY 2137: On this 20th anniversary of the infamous 9/11 attacks, here's a Dr. Demento salute to the defenders of America, the Army, Navy, Marines and Air Force. There are a lot of funny songs about the armed services, and the experiences of those who serve, and I play more than an hour's worth on this show. www.drdemento.com Sep 11, 2021 [ Play List ] (Added Sep 11, 2021) |
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DUPPIES: Daffy Duck's Rhapsody, California Kid, Marvin, Bilbo Baggins, I Smoke Cause I Like to Cough, Ballad of the Volunteer Firefighters, Silicon Valley Guy, Garbage Collector in Beverly Hills, Yuppie Song, Shopping from A to Z, Shopping 9 to 5, You Need Love, Ghoul Days, Existential Blues part 2, Shaving Cream Mar 31, 1985 [ Play List ] (Added Sep 5, 2021) |
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WORK: Somebody Stole my Gal, Plastic Jesus, If You Want Free Speech Go to Russia, Sister Mary Elephant, School Cafeteria, Laughing Gnome, Rappa This, Superhero Blues, My Attorney Bernie, White Collar Holler, D.J. Blues, Part Time Plumbers, Got to Go on Vacation, Dick Tracy Rides Again, This Used Car of Mine Sep 2, 1990 [ Play List ] (Added Sep 5, 2021) |
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LABOR DAY 2136: This is the weekend where we interrupt our labors by celebrating them! Hear more than an hour of funny songs about all kinds of work on this weekend's brand-new Dr. Demento Show. www.drdemento.com Sep 4, 2021 [ Play List ] (Added Sep 4, 2021) |
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MOTHER'S DAY: Political Science, Send the Marines, Navy gets the Gravy, Martian Boogie, Everybody's Got to Have a Mother, Motherly Love, Rats in my Room, Yellow Submarine, My Mammy, Copycat Game, Eddie are you Kidding, Disco Boy, Loco Baseball, Shaving Cream, Religion & Politics, Psycho Chicken, Mr. Bill May 11, 1980 [ Play List ] (Added Aug 29, 2021) |
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Deteriorata, Cow Pasture Polka, I Got Stoned and I Missed it, Mr. Roberts, Young Love, Strip Polka, Wet T-shirt Night, Alfred Packer, Copycat, Star Trip, Middle of the House, I Gotta Get a Fake I.D., 15 Beers Ago, My Radiation, Let's Talk Dirty to the Animals, Deep in the Heart of Jersey, My Bologna Jan 20, 1980 [ Play List ] (Added Aug 29, 2021) |
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TOP TEN 2135: The Top Ten for August 2021, plus a tribute to Tom T. Hall, Don Everly and Charlie Watts, and a nice long swim in the Ocean of Dementia! drdemento.com Aug 28, 2021 [ Play List ] (Added Aug 28, 2021) |
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CATS: Dinosaur Song, Birdhouse in your Soul, Rap Yodeler, Clean Song, She Grabbed my Coconuts, Shlock Rod, Traffic Lights, Driving through Chicago, Big Cat, Everybody Wants to be a Cat, Cat Song, Siamese Cat Song, Overflowing Catbox Blues, Cat Came Back, Monster, 7-11, Earache my Eye Aug 25, 1991 [ Play List ] (Added Aug 23, 2021) |
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PSYCHIATRY: Elements, Brady Bunch, Elvis is Everywhere, I'm the Urban Spaceman, Yellow Rose of Texas, King Tut, John Belushi, Little Toot, Fussy Eater, Twisted, Marching to Bedlam, Outside the Hospital,, Pyschotherapy, Teenage Lobotomy, Last Will and Temperament, Booger on my Beer Mug, Smallest Thing Known to Man Mar 4, 1990 [ Play List ] (Added Aug 22, 2021) |
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SOUTHERN HUMOR PART 2: Troglodyte, Moose in my House, Rawhide, Someone ate the Baby, Prince's Panties, Freckle Song, Purple Toupee, Talking Vietnam Potluck Blues, Transfusion, RC and Moon Pie, Southern Air, Battle of Kookamunga, Birdhouse in your Soul, We Love Barney Fife, Wet Dream, Dueling Rappers Feb 25, 1990 [ Play List ] (Added Aug 22, 2021) |
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CATS 2134: Dinosaur Song, Birdhouse in your Soul, Rap Yodeler, Clean Song, She Grabbed my Coconuts, Shlock Rod, Traffic Lights, Driving through Chicago, Big Cat, Everybody Wants to be a Cat, Cat Song, Siamese Cat Song, Overflowing Catbox Blues, Cat Came Back, Monster, 7-11, Earache my Eye Aug 21, 2021 [ Play List ] (Added Aug 21, 2021) |
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DOGS/LOOSE BRUCE KERR & HOWIE NAVE INTERVIEW: Teenage Mutant Kung-fu Chickens, Surfing Bird, Oy it's so Humid, Stonk, Hillbilly Rap, Cheesehead Song, It Ain't Easy Being Male, Hot Dog Boogie, Snoopy vs. the Red Baron, Barbecue Spuds McKenzie, How Come my Dog Don't Bark, Freeze-Dried Fido, Poetic Justice Thurgood, Hey Robin, Don't Touch That, Dead Puppies Aug 18, 1991 [ Play List ] (Added Aug 15, 2021) |
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MILITARY: Hey Spidey, White Trash Husband, Lakeside Trailer Park, My Brother's a Butt Head, Good old Days, Sympathy for the Television, Underwear Song, Hug Me, Your Face, Shatner, Moisture, Life's Gonna Suck, What are you Squawking About, I Don't Wanna get Drafted, I'm a Cranky old Yank, Romping through the Swamp, Spongy Dance, Harry's Wand Jul 11, 2004 [ Play List ] (Added Aug 15, 2021) |
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FISHING: I Want a new Duck, Why a Duck, ABC's of Dead Russian Leaders, Civilization, On the Amazon, Is Your Best Friend Choking on his Lunch, Who's on First, My Father's Top Drawer, Undressa Vanessa, Human Race, So Long Mom, Fishin, Fishing Blues, Fish Lake, Catch a Pickled Herring, Gone Fishin, Rapping Duke, No More Madonna, Like a Surgeon Jul 7, 1985 [ Play List ] (Added Aug 15, 2021) |
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DOGS 2133: Teenage Mutant Kung-fu Chickens, Surfing Bird, Oy it's so Humid, Stonk, Hillbilly Rap, Cheesehead Song, It Ain't Easy Being Male, Hot Dog Boogie, Snoopy vs. the Red Baron, Barbecue Spuds McKenzie, How Come my Dog Don't Bark, Freeze-Dried Fido, Poetic Justice Thurgood, Hey Robin, Don't Touch That, Dead Puppies Aug 14, 2021 [ Play List ] (Added Aug 14, 2021) |
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Super Skier, 96 Beers, Ode to Billy Joel, Psychedelic Baby Box, I Hate Cats, Blob, He Ate too Many Jelly Doughnuts, Elvis Imitator, Man Who Ate his Car, I Love Trash, Reaganomics, Ronnie Reagan Rag, Ronnie's Song, Ice Box Man, So Long Mom, No Anchovies Please, Psycho Chicken, Take Off Feb 14, 1982 [ Play List ] (Added Aug 8, 2021) |
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Crapture, Middle of the House, Train Kept Rolling, Baseball Game, Sports Page, Rat, Mummy, Tight Jeans, Russian Bandstand, Everybody Wants my Fanny, Come on-a my House, Your Feet's Too Big, Framed, Wasn't that a Party, Poisoning Pigeons in the Park, It's Still Billy Joel to Me, Smoke-off Apr 26, 1981 [ Play List ] (Added Aug 8, 2021) |
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FOLK II 2132: And here it is - Demented Folk Music II! Featuring the Smothers Brothers, the Kingston Trio, Allan Sherman (My Son the Folksinger), Country Joe & The Fish and many more. Plus a half dozen songs by Logan Whitehurst and some Demented songs about Radio, and more. drdemento.com Aug 7, 2021 [ Play List ] (Added Aug 7, 2021) |
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ROBERT KLEIN/GAMES: Radio Shack, Principal's Office, Crispy Critters, Get a Haircut Dad, Record Rap, Robert Klein interview, Strange Things are Happening, Lost in the Mail, Friend in Need, Vanna Pick me a Letter, Name Game, Tibetan Memory Trick, Pool, Scotsman, Second Week of Deer Camp Nov 12, 1989 [ Play List ] (Added Aug 1, 2021) |
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STAN FREBERG/ROCK N ROLL: Chew Tobacco Rag, Junk Food Junkie, Need to Eat, That's my Pa, Eric the Half Bee, Alligator Wine, Rock & Roll, My Man Rocks Me, Foolish Questions, John & Marsha, Little Blue Riding Hood, Elderly Man River, Buckwheat Toupee, Boogie in your Butt, Wet Dream Feb 16, 1986 [ Play List ] (Added Aug 1, 2021) |
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TOP TEN 2131: The Top Ten for July 2021 and runners-up, plus "I'm Better Than the Beatles," new songs by Rand Bellavia (Ookla the Mok,) "It's Hot As Balls Outside," "I Heart Aging and Dying" and "Steppin' On a Spaniel" (mystery solved!) Hear it at drdemento.com. Jul 31, 2021 [ Play List ] (Added Jul 31, 2021) |
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CARS: Intro and the Outro, Lumberjack Song, We're the Cubs Fans, Car Alarm, Car Noises, 15 Days under the Hood, Can't Get my Motor to Start, Rocket 88, Making Love in a Subaru, Bitching Camaro, Mercury Blues, Cadillac Heaven, Driving Instructor, Hey Spidey, Sirius Black, Spongy Dance Jul 25, 2004 [ Play List ] (Added Jul 25, 2021) |
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JOHN MCEUEN INTERVIEW: Hello Muddah Hello Faddah, Battle of Kookamunga, Tape Player Song, Highly Illogical, Mississippi Squirrel Revival, Bumblebee Invaded the Nudist Colony, Daisy a Day, Laughing Gnome, Adams Family, Teddy Bears Picnic, Like a Dribbling Fram, World is Mine, Like a Surgeon, Rapping Duke Jun 23, 1985 [ Play List ] (Added Jul 25, 2021) |
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FOLK 2130: Funny folk songs have been around for centuries, but the Folk Revival of the 1950s and 1960s had more than its share! Hear some of those, and newer songs in the same spirit, plus Weird Al, Logan Whitehurst, Chet Atkins with Ray Stevens, and more on my all-new show! drdemento.com Jul 24, 2021 [ Play List ] (Added Jul 24, 2021) |
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HOME TOWNS: Whole Lotta Love, Jeannie's Diner, Girls Ain't Nothing but Trouble, Kill a Tree for Christ, Marvin, Marvin I Love You, Second Week of Deer Camp #2, Fox in Socks, Whirlpool, Big Man Mambo, Blue Danube, Green, My Home Town, Buffalo, Downtown Downer's Grove, Istanbul, October in Oxnard, Spam, Time Warp, Star Trekkin Nov 10, 1991 [ Play List ] (Added Jul 18, 2021) |
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(KMET LIVE) KIP ADDOTTA INTERVIEW: Camelot, Beam me up Scotty, Pizza Man, My Girl's Pussy, Japanese Banana, Cocktails for Two, Beer Drinking Song, Put my Face on a Nuclear Bomb, Sex in the 80s, Life in the Slaw Lane, It's the Liquor, Hiss, Home in Pasadena, I do the Watusi, Wet Dream, Hello Muddah Hello Faddah, Existential Blues Jun 1, 1986 [ Play List ] (Added Jul 18, 2021) |
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RECORDS 2129: The topic is records on this all-new show! An hour-plus of historical/hysterical songs and stories about records,mostly the kind you play on a phonograph --preceded by an hour's free swim in the ocean of Dementia. It all adds up to two hours 15 minutes (no extra charge for the extra time!) Jul 17, 2021 [ Play List ] (Added Jul 17, 2021) |
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(KSCA LIVE) INSANITY: You're a Hamburger, I Really like Potatoes, Addicted to Spuds, Hot Dog Boogie, Moo-Moo Song, Mutant Cows, Crunchy Frog, I'm in Love with Vanna White, Everything You Know is Wrong, Mad Cow Disease, Pyscho Chicken, Twisted, Crazy, I Wanna be Sedated, Vampire Bat, Ode to my Car, Gump, Amish Paradise Mar 31, 1996 [ Play List ] (Added Jul 11, 2021) |
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Summertime Blues, Merry Minuet, Bernie Don't Disco, Wahoo, When the Mush Begins to Rush down Father's Vest, None but the Lonely Heart, Cocker Spaniel Song, Coward at the Alamo, Sgt. Preston of the Yukon, Bookshop, Attack of the Killer Tomatoes, Rubber Duckie, Here Comes Bob, Pencil Neck Geek Jul 1, 1979 [ Play List ] (Added Jul 11, 2021) |
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DIETING 2128: As some of us are trying to shed the pounds we added during the long months of lockdown, here's some musical motivation! I also have the five nominees for the Logan Award for best song parody of 2020, plus Stan Freberg's hilarious backhand tribute to Lawrence Welk and other goodies. Note: "Car Keys" and "The Captain's Wife's Lament" have some adult humor. drdemento.com Jul 10, 2021 [ Play List ] (Added Jul 10, 2021) |
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CHRISTMAS: All I Want for Christmas is my Two Front Teeth, Ho Ho Ho, Christmas Song, Waldo the Friendly Elf, Santa Claus is Watching You, I Saw Daddy Kissing Santa Claus, Father Christmas, Daddy's Christmas, I'm a Christmas Tree, Hanukkah Rocks, Cat and the Christmas Tree, Totally Ridiculous 12 Days of Christmas, Merry Christmas Baby, Christmas Dragnet Dec 21, 1986 [ Play List ] (Added Jul 4, 2021) |
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CHRISTMAS: Wreck the Halls, I Yust go Nuts at Christmas, Kung Fu Christmas, I Want a Hippopotamus for Christmas, Santa's Beard, Everywhere is Christmas, Santa Claus is Coming to Town, Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer, I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus, Green Christmas, Chincy old Scrooge, Santa Doesn't Cop out on Dope, Open me First, 12 Gifts of Christmas Dec 23, 1979 [ Play List ] (Added Jul 4, 2021) |
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ALL AMERICAN 2127: Celebrating the Fourth of July with an all-American show! Stan Freberg, Frank Zappa, Weird Al, Spike Jones, Allan Sherman, Mel Brooks, the Hoosier Hot Shots, David Peel and the Lower East Side, and my choice for a new National Anthem -- one you can actually sing! Streamable now at drdemento.com. Jul 3, 2021 [ Play List ] (Added Jul 3, 2021) |
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KMET PART TWO: I Wanna Go Surfing, Cosmic Debris, Chicago, Pale Blues, They're Coming to Take me Away, Train Kept Rolling, Transfusion, Baby Let me Bang your Box, Freckle Song, Pico & Sepulveda, In the Mood, Existential Blues, Circular Impression, Fussy Eater, Kinko the Clown, Suicide is Painless, I Like Apr 3, 1983 [ Play List ] (Added Jun 27, 2021) |
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KMET PART ONE: Bounce your Boobies, Easter Parade, Peter Cottontail, Tearing my Hair Out, Sex with a Gun, Chocolate Chip Cookies, Bonanza, Freaking at the Freaker's Ball, I Love my Cat's Meow, Outside the Hospital, Let me Call you Sweetheart, What Did Unda Wear, Go to Work you Jerk, Sit on my Face, My old Flame Apr 3, 1983 [ Play List ] (Added Jun 27, 2021) |
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TOP TEN 2126: The Top Ten for June, plus twisted tunes about stupid people, smart dinosaurs, fat chickens, confused sportscasters, and mammary glands! Jun 26, 2021 [ Play List ] (Added Jun 26, 2021) |
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MICKEY MOUSE INTERVIEW: Rubber Duckie, Hunting Song, Nose Job, Cocaine Habit Blues, Whole Lotta Love, I Smell Like 90 Weight, Late Late Movies, Mickey Mouse Interview, Can You Dig it, College Life, College Days, Graduation Day, I'm my own Grandpa, Purple People Eater, Titties and Beer, My Name is Larry, Spam Nov 12, 1978 [ Play List ] (Added Jun 20, 2021) |
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(KLSX LIVE) HALLOWEEN: Black Sunday, Dark Shadows, Haunted House of Rock, Grim Grinning Ghosts, I Was a Teenage Werewolf, Vampire Frogs, Spider and the Fly, I Put a Spell on You, Dinner with Drac, Addams Family, 10 Dead Ones, Mysterious Mose, Mr. Ghost Goes to Town, Werewolves of London, It's Halloween, Haunted House, Carmen Miranda's Ghost Oct 28, 1990 [ Play List ] (Added Jun 20, 2021) |
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ALCOHOL PART 2 2125: For various reasons, alcohol has inspired an enormous number of songs, including many very funny songs! Here are some more great ones I didn't get to two weeks ago. Also a set for Father's Day. Jun 19, 2021 [ Play List ] (Added Jun 19, 2021) |
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HAIR: I Wish I was a Lesbian, Music Sex & Cookies, Mexican Radio, Taco Grande, Mr. Custer, Lincoln Park Pirates, Grandma vs. the Crusher, Let's Make the Water Turn Black, I Wanna be a Lifeguard, Hair Piece, Kookie Kookie Lend me your Comb, Uneasy Rider, Back When my Hair was Short, Bald Guys, Gump May 19, 1996 [ Play List ] (Added Jun 13, 2021) |
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(KLSX LIVE) ALIENS & UFO'S: Intergalactic Laxative, Martian Hop, Moral Majority, Inbred, Barbie Don't Love Ken Anymore, Hey Batman, Go Go Pogo, Down on the Electronic Farm, Galaxy Song, Flying Saucer, It Came from Outer Space, Little Space Girl, I Saw Elvis in a UFO, Religion & Politics, Spock Rap, Adam West Jun 25, 1989 [ Play List ] (Added Jun 13, 2021) |
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TRAVEL 2124: People are finally free to hit the road (or the airport) this summer, so we have some Demented travelin' music for you...plus some Demented requests, a salute to the Bo Burnham Netflix special, and a Cicada Cacophony! Stream it anytime at drdemento.com. Jun 12, 2021 [ Play List ] (Added Jun 12, 2021) |
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Col. Sanders Thighs, Rat Bait, Louie Louie, I'll See you in Cuba, Shock Treatment, Werewolf Mama, Lenny Bruce, Pineapple Man, Mercury Blues, Alphabet Song, Be Prepared, Honky Tonky Queen, Bernie Don't Disco, We are the Nowtones, Rodeo Song, Super Duper Man, General Hospital, Fish Heads Sep 13, 1981 [ Play List ] (Added Jun 6, 2021) |
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(KLSX LIVE) BRIAN WILSON INTERVIEW: Airheads, Cause I'm a Blonde, My Name is Bob, Martian Boogie, Goodbye old Friends, I Stole Captain Kirk's Toupee, Whip It, Plexiglass Toilet, Rosie Don't Bang on the Piano, Winner, Smart Girls, I'm Bugged at my Old Man, It's a Gas, I'm too Sexy, Ooh Don't Touch That Jan 12, 1992 [ Play List ] (Added Jun 6, 2021) |
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ALCOHOL 2123: Today's show features funny songs about alcohol. It's pleasant, it's dangerous, and it mixes well with music, so there are naturally a lot of songs about it, and some of them are Demented! I'll also preview the new vinyl album featuring legendary comedian Jonathan Winters. www.drdemento.com Jun 5, 2021 [ Play List ] (Added Jun 5, 2021) |
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MUSICAL TURKEYS: Happy Birthday Song, Stress, Beep Beep, St. George and the Internet, Peter the Meter Reader, Pretty Little Dolly, One Chord Songs, Daisy a Day, Life Sucks then you Die, Old Man River, Potty Pal, I'm Surfin, Proud Mary, Air Battle, Once you Understand, Bulbous Bouffant Nov 26, 1995 [ Play List ] (Added May 30, 2021) |
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Dirty old Man, Telephone Man, Be Prepared, Japanese Banana, I'm my own Grandpa, Boa Constrictor, Copycat Game, You'd Look Swell in Nothing, Sideboard Song, Intoxicated Rat, Leader of the Laundromat, Something's in the Bag, Let's Talk Dirty to the Animals, Sister Mary Elephant Feb 3, 1980 [ Play List ] (Added May 30, 2021) |
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DYLAN/TOP TEN 2122: In celebration of Bob Dylan's 80th, a dozen Demented tributes to the man from Minnesota, by a wide variety of artists, famous and otherwise. Plus the Top Ten for May, some great requests, and a farewell to Rusty Warren. Drdemento.com May 29, 2021 [ Play List ] (Added May 29, 2021) |
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WOMEN: Boobs a Lot, Mammary Glands, Mountains of Montana, Stairway to Heaven, Cause I'm a Blonde, Late Bloomer, Jesse Yes he Did, No Means No, 2 Triple Cheese, Woman is a Man's Best Friend, Diamonds are a Girl's Best Friend, Mail Order Women, White House, I'm a Woman, You Can Play my Sega, Lumberjack Song, Speed Mar 14, 1993 [ Play List ] (Added May 23, 2021) |
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STAN FREBERG: Hippity Hop, Those 2 Dreadful Children, Elements, Weather Forecast, Drake on the Move, My Ding a Ling, Chicken Fat, Gentry's Gin, John & Marsha, St. George & the Dragonet, Elderly Man River, Take an Indian to Lunch, Old Payola Roll Blues, Rock & Roll Doctor, Pencil Neck Geek, Marvin I Love You Nov 13, 1983 [ Play List ] (Added May 23, 2021) |
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TOBACCO 2121: Tobacco isn't as popular as it used to be, but it has inspired a pack of hilarious songs and comedy through the years. This week's new show brings back "Another Puff," "Introducing Tobacco to Civilization" and "Nocturnal Stumblebutt," plus Frank Zappa, Mrs. Miller, Adam West and many more. drdemento.com May 22, 2021 [ Play List ] (Added May 22, 2021) |
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(KLSX LIVE) WATER SPORTS: Mediocre Fred, Break Dawg, Steel Marbles, I Need a Vacation, Biggest Ball of Twine in Minnesota, Roman Numerals, Michael Richards interview, Swimming Song, I Wanna be a Lifeguard, Tie me Surfer Board Down, Bird Bathroom, Neil Young, Happy Boy, Spam, Spock on, Hey Batman Jul 30, 1989 [ Play List ] (Added May 16, 2021) |
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Kennedy Girls, Wild Thing, Bloat on, One Ton Tomato, Surfer Joe, Coffee Freak, Pollution, Derbytown, Top of the Pyramid, Pet Shop, Liberty Bell, I've Got Tears in my Ears, Guys are not Proud, Let's Make a new Dope Deal, I Don't Wanna get Drafted, Psycho Chicken, Rock Lobster Jun 22, 1980 [ Play List ] (Added May 16, 2021) |
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EARLY '80'S 2120: Our special topic today is the early 1980s -- when the show was on over 100 stations nationwide, and Demented music was on a collective roll! Lots of hits, and some Demented rediscoveries. www.drdemento.com May 15, 2021 [ Play List ] (Added May 15, 2021) |
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KMET PART TWO: I Didn't Know the Gun was Loaded, 200 Candles, Birthday Cake Polka, In the River, Elements, Kong, Mr. Slater's Parrot, Them Poems, Rosie Don't Bang on the Piano, Close to You, If, Kinky, King Kong, Lumberjack Song, I Love your Toes, Shaving Cream, Killer Kitty, Up your Nose Feb 13, 1977 [ Play List ] (Added May 9, 2021) |
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KMET PART ONE: Dodgers vs. Reds, My Bonnie Lass She Smelleth, News of the World, Sound Effects Man, I Want my Baby Back, Masculine Women and Feminine Men, Window Shopping, Cupcakes, Hot Nuts, He Ate too Many Jelly Doughnuts, Noses Run in my Family, Mad Dogs and Englishmen, Donkey Serenade, Hungarian Goulash, Gun Control Feb 13, 1977 [ Play List ] (Added May 9, 2021) |
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MOTHER'S DAY 2119: Our annual Mother's Day Dementiafest features motherly melodies from Frank Zappa and the Mothers plus Dweezil, Tom Lehrer, Spike Jones, Rolf Harris, Danny Kaye, Josh Turner and more, plus Monty Python, Polkacide, Talking Media Fear Makers Blues and more moments to remember! drdemento.com May 8, 2021 [ Play List ] (Added May 8, 2021) |
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I Don't Want to Get Drafted, Ode to Gary Coleman, I Won't Grow up, Snore your Blues Away, Skinny Girls, Los Angeles, My Dead Dog Rover, They're Coming to Take me Away, End of the World, Hooray for Captain Spalding, Warm Leatherette, Dead Skunk May 4, 1980 [ Play List ] (Added May 2, 2021) |
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Laughing Record, Pizza Man, Never Bite a Married Woman on the Thigh, David Crockett, Blockhead, I Love Mickey, Monkey Bite, Disco Boy, Religion and Politics, Everything Stops for Tea, Making Love in a Subaru, My Name is Larry, Hamster Love Jun 24, 1979 [ Play List ] (Added May 2, 2021) |
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MINNESOTA 2118: We've heard a lot about Dr. D's home state, Minnesota, in the news during the past year. Unfortunately much of that news has been unpleasant. Minnesota has produced more than its share of great music, however, including lots of funny music! We'll hear an hour's worth of that on this week's show. May 1, 2021 [ Play List ] (Added May 1, 2021) |
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ROCK & ROLL: Stairway to Heaven, You Know my Name, Who's on First, Are you Lonesome Tonight, Canned Ham, One Piece at a Time, Humpty Man, I Don't Wanna do That, When I Was a Dinosaur, Ape Call, Joe's Garage, Boris the Spider, Dial 1 for Help, My Dog ate Nolan Ryan, Psycho Chicken Apr 18, 1993 [ Play List ] (Added Apr 25, 2021) |
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Strange Things are Happening, Green Garden Hose, Pizza Song, Cocktails for Two, Duncan, Paralyzed, Ain't Nobody Here but us Chickens, Motorcycle Story, Suzanne Summers, Wah Hoo, Short People, Tall People, Psycho Chicken, Harry's Jockstrap, Rock & Roll Doctor, Yoda Jul 26, 1981 [ Play List ] (Added Apr 25, 2021) |
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TOP TEN 2117: The Top Ten for April, plus a lot of runners-up, old and new! Funny songs and/or spoken comedy about mystery meat, advertising, cats and a couple dozen other things. Apr 24, 2021 [ Play List ] (Added Apr 24, 2021) |
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OLYMPICS: In Heaven there is no Beer, Martian Boogie, Mixed up Confusion, Friendship, Trouble with Kling-ons, Popcorn Song, My Friend Jason, That's my Boy, Mr. Ed Theme, Argument Song, Jeremiah Peabody's..., Los Angeles, Pollution, I Love L.A., ZZ Top Beard, Scotsman Jul 22, 1984 [ Play List ] (Added Apr 18, 2021) |
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COWBOYS: I Wanna be a Cowboy, Ballad of Irving, I'm my own Grandpa, Down There, Mutant Cows, Cow Paint & Body Shop, Cow Pasture Polka, Psycho, Vanna Pick me a Letter, Let's Make Love in a Microwave, Cowboy Needs a Horse, Rawhide, Werecow, You Don't Bring Me..., Cow Patty May 30, 1993 [ Play List ] (Added Apr 18, 2021) |
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EARTH DAY 2116: Earth Day is Thursday, April 22, and on this show I salute Mother Earth with a variety of environmental songs by Tom Lehrer, Barnes & Barnes ("Don't F*** Up the World, unbleeped), Green E (The Environmental Elvis), Tiny Tim, Bill Oddie, Jim Henson and many more. www.drdemento.com Apr 17, 2021 [ Play List ] (Added Apr 17, 2021) |
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KMET PART TWO, ABRAHAM/ZUCKER INTERVIEW: One Draw, Smoke Smoke Smoke that Cigarette, Atarian Fantasy, Police Squad Theme, Policeman's Song, Froggy's Lament, We are Dead, Meadow Muffin Blues, Beatle Rap, Peter the Meter Reader, Sister Mary Elephant, Shock Treatment, Ballad of Irving, I'll be Mellow When I'm Dead, I Like, Yoda Feb 28, 1982 [ Play List ] (Added Apr 11, 2021) |
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KMET PART ONE: Crusher, Argument, I'd Rather Have a Bottle in Front of Me, Let's Get High, Please Shave your Legs, Dirty old Man, Maniac & Brainiac, You Scare me to Death, Maggie Get your Hammer, Censored, Nuts, Pants, Chocolate Toenails, Slide Trombone, William Tell Overture, I Hate People, Nice, Ragtime Cowboy Joe, Don't Bogart Me Feb 28, 1982 [ Play List ] (Added Apr 11, 2021) |
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SINGERS AND MUSICIANS 2115: This week I have songs and sketches about Singers and Musicians, real and imaginary, from Gitarzan to Smells Like Nirvana - sung by artists from Allan Sherman to Tenacious D, from the Andrews Sisters to Shel Silverstein. Plus sets about stupid people and the solar system, and the first Weird Al song I ever played. www.drdemento.com Apr 10, 2021 [ Play List ] (Added Apr 10, 2021) |
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I Like Beer, Skinny Dipping, I Want to be a Lifeguard, Uncle Hiram's Homemade Beer, Jack You're Dead, Cupcakes, Big Eyed Beans from Venus, Super Duper Man, Get a Load of This, Brush up your Shakespeare, Rodeo Song, John Birch Society, Space Invaders, It's Still Billy Joel to me Aug 9, 1981 [ Play List ] (Added Apr 4, 2021) |
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CENSORSHIP: Grunge Song, They Won't Play this Song on the Radio, O.J.O., Doors, Big Fat Road Manager, Streak, Hello D.J., 4 Letter Words, Universal Adjective, Censor Us, Elderly Man River, 7 Words You Can't Say on TV, Hey Batman, Do the Picard, Everything Reminds me of my Therapist Jul 30, 1995 [ Play List ] (Added Apr 4, 2021) |
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BASEMENT TAPES 7 2114: This week's show features Dr Demento Basement Tapes #7, with a Weird Al rarity, Henry Phillips and more, plus a few Happy Easter songs...and I'll be celebrating a round number birthday with a couple of curlicues too! Join the party at www.drdemento.com! Apr 3, 2021 [ Play List ] (Added Apr 3, 2021) |
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HOCKEY/CANADA: Streets of Springfield, Don't Send in the Clowns, Dr. Kevorkian, Exercise Infomercial, Brady Bunch, Sister Mary Elephant, Really Safe Sex, Circular Impression, Pencil Neck Geek, You're a Hamburger, We Like Hockey, Hockey Here Tonight, Take Off, Quebec Language Police, I Love Beans, Lonesome Kicker, Cows with Guns Nov 9, 1997 [ Play List ] (Added Mar 28, 2021) |
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No Hopes, Your Love is like Nuclear Waste, Old Man Atom, Paranoid, Part Time Plumbers, Amazing Man, That's my Boy, Mr. Ed Theme, Bowling with Joe the Love Potato, Bruces, I Like Beer, Toast, October in Oxnard, Who's on First, Jane Get me Off this Crazy Thing, Existential Blues, Rock me Jerry Lewis, Rap Around May 4, 1986 [ Play List ] (Added Mar 28, 2021) |
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TOP TEN 2113: The Top Ten for March, plus the W.A.P. Polka by Cardi Beerdehosen, Ghost Chickens In the Sky, an impromptu 90th birthday tribute to William Shatner, and other improbabilities! drdemento.com Mar 27, 2021 [ Play List ] (Added Mar 27, 2021) |
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Amazing Man, Nashville Katz, Woody Woodpecker, Kids, Candy Man Blues, Ringo for President, Disc Jockey Blues, Last Blast of the Blasted Bugler, Wonderful Wino, Hippity Hop, Earache my Eye, Fish Heads, My Dead Dog Rover, King Tut Nov 5, 1978 [ Play List ] (Added Mar 21, 2021) |
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FRANKIE YANKOVIC INTERVIEW: Them Moose Goosers, Hunting Song, She's Big & Round, Fat Man's Prayer, I Ate the Baloney, Harlem Shuffle, Sugar Blues, Baby Boom, Bad Attitude, Happy Boy, Cleveland Polka Town, How Many Burps in a Bottle of Beer, Bras on 45, Toast, Little Green Men, Yoda, Dead Puppies Mar 30, 1986 [ Play List ] (Added Mar 21, 2021) |
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SPRING 2112: Spring officially begins Saturday morning, March 20 in the Northern Hemisphere -- in the USA, just hours after my new show uploads. The show features a half hour of Demented spring songs, plus a glorious mixture of requests, a few new things, and Grammy winners Mister Rogers and Jim Kimo West (Weird Al's guitarist). www.drdemento.com Mar 20, 2021 [ Play List ] (Added Mar 20, 2021) |
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KMET PART TWO: Get a Load of This, Wong Song, I'm Rollin', Everyone Says I Love You, Once Upon a Nickel, Nixorcist, Nixon's the One, Dirty Don, It Ain't the Meat, Chula Vista, August in Azusa, Clean Song, Davy's Dinghy, Martian Hop, There Was a Fungus Among us, Ballad of Irving, Highly Illogical (MONO ONLY) Jun 2, 1974 [ Play List ] (Added Mar 14, 2021) |
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KMET PART ONE: Singing in the Rain, Three Blind Mice, Your Nothing but a Nothing, Blob, Leader of the Laundromat, Missle Man, Dragnet, Gee Officer Krupke, Intoxicated Rat, 68 Nixon, I've Got Tears in my Ears, Down by the Station, Wabash Cannonball, When Lulu's Gone, Purple Haze, Tiger Rag, Horses Don't Bet on People (MONO ONLY) Jun 2, 1974 [ Play List ] (Added Mar 14, 2021) |
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BODY PARTS 2111: The new show is a tribute to the human body. 29 songs, with 29 different Demented attitudes, explore body parts from head to toes. Also eight all-time favorites for St. Patrick's Day, plus "Mr. Biden (Bring My Vaccine)", "Chicken Fat", Max Headroom and more. Mar 13, 2021 [ Play List ] (Added Mar 13, 2021) |
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RHINO BROS. INTERVIEW: Mother's Lament, Charlie Brown, Mr. Custer, I'm the Slime, I Wish I was a Car, Bicycle Seat, Whole Lotta Love, Nose Job, Go to Rhino Records, No Anchovies Please, Seduced, Making Love in a Subaru, Dirty Old Man, Cupcakes, Marvin I Love You, Rappin Rodney, Curly Shuffle Jan 15, 1984 [ Play List ] (Added Mar 7, 2021) |
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JOHN JAVNA/DOO-WOP INTERVIEW: Big Daddy Graham Live, New York New York, Keith Richards' Blood, Back in the Day, Fatal Beatings, Send me to Glory in a Glad Bag, I Love Chocolate, Big Rock Candy Mountain, Blue Moon, Get a Job, Gee, Imelda's Shoes, Fly's Eyes, Roaches, Rapping Nerd, Jane Get me off this Crazy Thing Aug 10, 1986 [ Play List ] (Added Mar 7, 2021) |
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LIST SONGS PART 2 2110: By popular demand, List Songs, Part 2! Plus sets about pianos, moles, and 2 kinds of bums. www.drdemento.com Mar 6, 2021 [ Play List ] (Added Mar 6, 2021) |
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HAIR: I Like, E.R., Man Who Doesn't Exist, She Grabbed my Coconuts, Food of Choice, Slumber Party, Let's Make the Water Turn Black, Chamber of Fate, Trixie the Piano Playing Pixie, Hair Piece, Bad Haircut, My Hair had a Party last Night, Haircut Song, S.S. Minnow, Getting in Touch with my Inner Bitch Jan 6, 2002 [ Play List ] (Added Feb 28, 2021) |
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FRED BLASSIE INTERVIEW: Let's Talk Dirty to the Animals, Ape Call, Guitarzan, Beans in my Ears, Colorado Kool-aid, Wowie Zowie, Pass the Udder Udder, Copycat Game, Last Blast of the Blasted Bugler, Leader of the Laundromat, I've Never Seen a Straight Banana, I am the Greatest, Shaving Cream, Smoke Off Jan 13, 1980 [ Play List ] (Added Feb 28, 2021) |
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TOP TEN 2109: The Top Ten for February with runners-up, plus our first hour free-for-all, and a half hour of delightful Demented Discs from the 20s -- the 1920s! drdemento.com Feb 27, 2021 [ Play List ] (Added Feb 27, 2021) |
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CHEECH & CHONG INTERVIEW: I Live in a Split Level Head, Man who Comes Around, Cat Handcuffs, Don't Eat the Yellow Snow, Dying Business, Test Tube Baby, It Makes a Fellow Proud to be a Soldier, Like a Dribbling Fram, Dave, Little Red Riding Hood, Basic Hip, Up in Smoke, Gilligan's Island, Ballad of Irving Oct 22, 1978 [ Play List ] (Added Feb 21, 2021) |
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ALCOHOL: Tie me Kangaroo Down Sport, Mammal, Taco Grande, Making Love in a Subaru, Chocolate Chip Cookies, Red Rubber Checks, Punks Get off the Grass, Your 15 Minutes are up, They Don't Make Nun Names, I Palindrome I, Chug-a-lug, Martini, I'd Rather Have a Bottle in Front of me, 9 Coronas, Ren & Stimpy Apr 26, 1992 [ Play List ] (Added Feb 21, 2021) |
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FRUITS & VEGETABLES 2108: This week's topic is Fruits and Vegetables. Half a dozen songs about beans, and seven about bananas -- plus Attack of the Killer Tomatoes, Call Any Vegetable, and Carrot Juice Is Murder. Plus a song about the Perseverance Rover, written and recorded the day it landed! drdemento.com Feb 20, 2021 [ Play List ] (Added Feb 20, 2021) |
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KMET PART 2: I Like Girls, Hungry Women, Ain't it a Beauty, Who Hid the Halibut, Gallager & Shean, Marvin, Sidewalk Centennial, Chinese Nights, Walk on the Kosher Side, Beep Beep, Dream Dirty Dreams, Frozen Logger, Sarah Cynthia Sylvia Stout, I Love your Toes, Driving in the Lane with Diamonds, Spam, Sidewalk Surfing Jun 20, 1976 [ Play List ] (Added Feb 14, 2021) |
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KMET PART 1: Father's Day, Papa's on the House Top, Flying Sheep, There's Nothing like a Circus, Hey Fonzie, Yakety Yak, Legendary Chicken Fairy, Gone Fishing, Hollywood on Parade, Peanut Special, Wild Bill Hiccup, Tic-Tac-Toe, Salt, Modern Major General, Boy Named Hugh, Meet the Demento Gang, Japanese Banana, Je Taime Jun 20, 1976 [ Play List ] (Added Feb 14, 2021) |
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VALENTINE'S DAY 2107: Happy Valentine's Day everyone! We celebrate with a show that's 3/4 Demented love songs - Tapeworm of Love, Swallow My Love, U-Stink-But-I-Love-You, Loving You Is Surfing You, John & Marsha, Communist Love Song - you get the picture! drdemento.com Feb 13, 2021 [ Play List ] (Added Feb 13, 2021) |
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HALLOWEEN/ROCK & ROLL: Commercials on 45, Sailor's Life, My Man Rocks me, Rock & Roll, Rock & Roll Waltz, Old Payola Roll Blues, Mr. Ghost Goes to Town, Goblin Girl, Grandmother's Song, Prep Rap, Take-over, I Hear Voices, Hamster Love, Harry's Jockstrap Oct 25, 1981 [ Play List ] (Added Feb 7, 2021) |
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ALL REQUESTS: I'm a Nut, Psycho Chicken, Totally Nude, Lizzie Borden, Zilch, Rapping Nerd, When I Was a Lad, Wolf Creek Pass, Gumby, Nose Job, Funky Gibbon, Civilization, My Dingaling, Burning Down the Cartoon House, Marvin, Rock me Jerry Lewis May 4, 1986 [ Play List ] (Added Feb 7, 2021) |
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LIST SONGS 2106: This week's show celebrates "list songs", AKA "catalog songs" - songs like Weird Al's "Hardware Store," Tom Lehrer's "The Elements" and "99 Words for Boobs" by Robert Lund & Spaff. Also a shovelful of snow songs! Hear it now at drdemento.com Feb 6, 2021 [ Play List ] (Added Feb 6, 2021) |
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RECORDS: Bagpipes that's my Bag, God Bless my SUV, What Kind of Cat are You, Der Fuehrer's Face, Constantinople, Old Joe's Place, You Don't Love me Anymore, Britney Zombie, Couch Potato, Big 10-inch Record, Don't Leave your Records in the Sun, Okeh Laughing Record, Go to Rhino Records, 500 Miles, Stealing like a Hobbit May 18, 2003 [ Play List ] (Added Jan 31, 2021) |
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Goodbye 50's Hello 60's, Ready for the 80's, Crusher, Up your Nose, Mildred our Choir Director, Please Betty Jean, Copycat Game, Skier's Lament, My old Man, On the Amazon, Who are the Brain Police, Papa Rolled his Own, Louise, My Bologna, Making Love in a Subaru Jan 6, 1980 [ Play List ] (Added Jan 31, 2021) |
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TOP TEN 2105: The Top Ten for January is here! Thanks to everyone who "voted" for their favorites. This show includes many of the "runners-up" as well. drdemento.com Jan 30, 2021 [ Play List ] (Added Jan 30, 2021) |
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KMET PART 2: Minnie the Moocher, Over the Rainbow, Grunt Song, Riders in the Sky, I'm a Ding Dong Daddy, Cocaine Blues, His Majesty the Policeman, Alcoholic Blues, Teddy Bear's Picnic, Redback on the Toilet Seat, Dip Your Brush in Sunshine, Meet the Demento Gang, Martian Hop, Boy Wonder I Love You, Ballad of Irving (MONO ONLY) Jan 13, 1974 [ Play List ] (Added Jan 24, 2021) |
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KMET PART 1: Big Ten Inch Record, In the Mood, Let me Play with it, Yes Flo, Her Fuller Brush Man, LSD, Do it Now, Leader of the Laundromat, Smut, Grim Grinning Ghosts, How to Beat the Horses, Hot Dog Boogie, I'm not a Tree, 12 Days of Christmas, Knute Rockne, Crazy Mixed up Song, Hosana, Out of Gas, Rats in my Room (MONO ONLY) Jan 13, 1974 [ Play List ] (Added Jan 24, 2021) |
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ANIMALS 2104: The topic is funny songs about animals. Mississippi Squirrel Revival, Walter Wart the Freaky Frog, and lots more trash and treasures. Plus 8-year-old rapper Grandmaster Jax and Knucklehedz, Kirby Krackle, Phil Spector's most Demented song, and Q-Anon Girl (the only political song), drdemento.com Jan 23, 2021 [ Play List ] (Added Jan 23, 2021) |
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Up in Smoke, Smoke Smoke Smoke, Seven old Ladies Locked in the Lavatory, Open up the Door Hiram, Baby Sitting Boogie, Mr. Custer, Won't you Come Home, Tennessee Birdwalk, Cocaine Lil, I Want my Baby Back, Thing, Boobs a Lot, My Dead Dog Rover, Dragnet goes to Kindergarten, Shaving Cream, Who's on First Oct 8, 1978 [ Play List ] (Added Jan 17, 2021) |
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HUNTING: Fall in the United States, Hunting Song, Basketbal Jones, Bedrock Anthem, Fly on a Plane, Trigger Happy, Zombie Jamboree, We Eat Kitty Cats, Hunting Tigers out in India, I Shot Bambi's Mother, Food Innuendo Guy, Yosemite Sam, Weather Forecast, Hog Killing Day, PC, Second Week of Deer Camp, 30 Point Buck Nov 7, 1993 [ Play List ] (Added Jan 17, 2021) |
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SUPERHEROES 2103: For Inauguration Day, here's a show devoted to the kind of person we hope our Presidents can be -- a Superhero! Here are songs and sketches about superheroes from Aquaman to Howard the Duck, plus a few about actual Presidents. www.drdemento.com Jan 16, 2021 [ Play List ] (Added Jan 16, 2021) |
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Attack of the Killer Tomatoes, Dallas, I'm the Slime, Ugly, Telephone Man, Mountain Dew, I Like You Better Drunk, Ambrose, Brother Can you Spare a Dime, Give me that Old Unemployment, Someone ate the Baby, I Had Sex with Pacman, My Ding-a-ling, I Like Food, I Want to be a Life Guard, Pencil Neck Geek, Bras on 45, Harry's Jockstrap May 16, 1982 [ Play List ] (Added Jan 10, 2021) |
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Tibetan Memory Trick, Man on the Flying Trapeze, Another one Rides the Bus, Horace the School Bus Driver, Sister Mary Elephant, Public School Lunch, College Life, Poisoning Pigeons, Japanese Banana, Mr. Gallager & Mr. Sheen, Days of the Week montage, Astro Boy, Space Invaders, Punk Polka, It's Still Billy Joel, My Sharona Oct 5, 1980 [ Play List ] (Added Jan 10, 2021) |
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BASEMENT TAPES 6 2102: Here's Dr Demento's Basement Tapes #6, for your dementing pleasure! Includes Weird Al's demo of "Yoda" plus "Star Wars Cantina," and the first Demented hits by Henry Phillips and the great Luke Ski, plus "Deteoriorata," "I'd Rather Have a Bottle In Front Of Me," "The Trouble with Klingons" and lots more. drdemento.com [drdemento.com] Jan 9, 2021 [ Play List ] (Added Jan 7, 2021) |
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MEAT: White Trash Husband, Sea of Grass, Trapped in Iowa, Pac-Man is Naked and so Are You, Harry Potter, I'm the President, Must be the DNA, Chopping Broccoli, Timothy, You're a Hamburger, Spam, My Bologna, Sinister Lunch Meat, Roast Chicken Faces, Butcher Pete, Shatner, Amish Paradise, Great Idea for a Song Sep 19, 2004 [ Play List ] (Added Jan 3, 2021) |
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DINNER MUSIC: Martian Hop, Martian March, Space Invaders, I Want my Baby Back, Turning Japanese, Old Dope Peddler, Sophie Tucker for President, Communist Love Song, Gooey Duck Song, Nuts, Grow Mrs. Goldfarb, Smoke that Cigarette, In Heaven There is no Beer, Making Love in a Subaru, Who's on First, Pencil Neck Geek Sep 28, 1980 [ Play List ] (Added Jan 3, 2021) |
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HAPPY NEW YEAR 2101: At last it's 2021! Our first show of the New Year features a few songs from the 1920s, and from more recent times, Viral Hits from the internet. Plus lots of requests and other surprises. Jan 2, 2021 [ Play List ] (Added Jan 2, 2021) |
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THE BEATLES: Mother's Lament, Glorious, Strip Polka, Charlie Brown, What I Did last Summer, What's it Like to be You, Biddy McGraw, Psycho Chicken, Bicycle Seat, Invasion, Screaming Beatles, Ringo, Frankenstein Meets the Beatles, Pop Hates the Beatles, L.S. Bumblebee, Smallest Thing Known to Man, Gilligan's Island Stairway, We Love Barney Fife Mar 11, 1990 [ Play List ] (Added Dec 27, 2020) |
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FUNNY 25 2052: The Funny 25 countdown for 2020 is here, along with some after-Christmas songs. (Anything that refers to Christmas in the past tense qualifies!) Dec 26, 2020 [ Play List ] (Added Dec 26, 2020) |
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VACATIONS: Good Old Days, What I did Last Summer, We Don't Need the Men, Bob, Batman, Hey Robin, Ukelele Blues, Sidewalks on Parade, Jesus Loves Me but He Can't Stand You, Pinhead will Survive, I Need a Vacation, Big Bear Lake, Songs of Beach Time Fun, Cloud 9 Motel, Nails, This is Ponderous Aug 4, 1991 [ Play List ] (Added Dec 20, 2020) |
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CRISPIN GLOVER INTERVIEW: Happy New Year, My Favorite Diseases, Eat It, After Christmas Syndrome, Shock Treatment, I Like Boys, Sorry, Dueling Rappers, Thousand Points of Light, Laurie, Overture, New Clean Song, Istanbul, Smallest Thing Known to Man, Let's Talk Dirty in Hawaiian, Eat too Much Jan 7, 1990 [ Play List ] (Added Dec 20, 2020) |
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HOLIDAYS 2051: We celebrate many holidays in December, but Christmas has inspired the most Deemented songs of any holiday in the whole year, anywhere! Most of them have to do with the celebration itself -- the parties, the presents, Santa and his accomplices. Enjoy your favorites, old and not so old, on our third and final all-new holiday show of 2020. www.drdemento.com Dec 19, 2020 [ Play List ] (Added Dec 19, 2020) |
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DEE-JAYS PART 2 ON KMET: Do You Think I'm Disco, It's Still Billy Joel to Me, 50 Ways to Beat your Lover, Tibetan Memory Trick, Wet T-Shirt Night, Smut, Hollywood Holiday, Long Beach, El Monte, Azusa, Me and my Vibrator, Always Look on the Bright Side of Life, Rubber Biscuit, Space Invaders, Another one Rides the Bus Dec 7, 1980 [ Play List ] (Added Dec 13, 2020) |
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DEE-JAYS PART 1 ON KMET: Christmas Carol, Cows Don't Fly, This Bus Won't go to War, Christmas Greetings 1967, 12 Days of Christmas, Crazy People, Run Paint Run, Fish License, Nighthawk Blues, Mr. Radio Man, Stay-up Stan, DJ Theme Song, Chaos, Old Payola Roll Blues, Ajax Liquor Store, What is a DJ, He Ate too Many Jelly Doughnuts Dec 7, 1980 [ Play List ] (Added Dec 13, 2020) |
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HOLIDAY 2050: Our second holiday show for 2020 is an eclectic delight, with rad new sounds (Osaka Popstar plays Daniel Johnston, and Josh Turner joins stratospheric harmonizers T.3), hardy perennials like "Green Christmas" and Tom Lehrer's "Christmas Carol", plus a half hour of Hanukkah Dementia, and a tribute to David L. "Squiggy" Lander. Dec 12, 2020 [ Play List ] (Added Dec 12, 2020) |
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POLICE SQUAD INTERVIEW: Guitarzan, Lizzie Borden, Two Triple Cheese, Intro and Outro, Washington Portrait, My Daddy is President, Hi-fi Shop, Loving You has Made me Bananas, Police Squad Theme, Policeman's Song, Say Mama, Asteroids, Ballad of Irving, Yoda, Take Off Feb 28, 1982 [ Play List ] (Added Dec 6, 2020) |
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(KLSX LIVE) TINY TIM INTERVIEW: My Attorney Bernie, One Million Lawyers, Mickey Mouse Mambo, Gobble Song, Alice's Restaurant, I Saw Mr. Presley Tiptoe Through the Tulips, School Days, My Blue Heaven, Kitty from Kansas City, Nowhere Man, Mr. Ed, Moisture, Wild Thing, Penis Envy Nov 20, 1988 [ Play List ] (Added Dec 6, 2020) |
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HOLIDAYS 2049: Happy Holidays everybody! Here's the first of my three Christmas/Chanukah shows for 2020, featuring Weird Al, Yogi Yorgesson, Cheech & Chong, Albert Brooks, They Might Be Giants, Victor Banana, Seymour Swine, Barnes & Barnes, and lots more crazy carols and mad madrigals for your Demented delight. Dec 5, 2020 [ Play List ] (Added Dec 5, 2020) |
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TRIP AROUND THE WORLD WITH IAN WHITCOMB: Dreams of old Los Angeles, Blue Hills of Pasadena, Cable Car Concerto, Delicado, Arima Tonight, Marry an Ugly Woman, Sixpence, Vana Vana, Hot Pretzels, Laughing Song, Romania Romania, New York's my Home, Home in Pasadena, Pico and Sepulveda Nov 16, 1993 [ Play List ] (Added Nov 29, 2020) |
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TOP TEN 2048: The last Top Ten of 2020, plus the Dr Demento Show debuts of "Christmas Ferret," "Fett's Vette," "Small Penis," "Pac-Man Is 40 and So Should You," "I'm Wise," "Don't Let My Hair Dye Run," and other Demented Delights. Some rare Demented oldies too! Nov 28, 2020 [ Play List ] (Added Nov 28, 2020) |
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CHRISTMAS IN JULY: Teenage Lobotomy, Woke up This Morning, Worry, Ape Call, Hey X-Men, In my Country, Friendly Neighborhood Narco Agent, Christmas Balls, O Holy Night, It's an Axl Christmas, I Want an Alien for Christmas, I Farted on Santa's Lap, Blue Christmas, Santa's Gonna Kick your Ass Jul 16, 2000 [ Play List ] (Added Nov 22, 2020) |
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ALL AMERICAN: Don't Touch That, Squashed Bugs, New Jersey, Yahoo Resort, They Drive me Brady, Interstate is Coming Through my Out House, Fried Chicken, Coleslaw, My Dog Ate Nolan Ryan, Van Lingle Mungo, Saturday Night Fish Fry, Beer Gut, Cow Patti, Happy Happy Joy Joy, Kick Ass U.S.A. Jul 5, 1992 [ Play List ] (Added Nov 22, 2020) |
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THANKSGIVING 2047: Here's a Demented Thanksgiving feast with all the trimmings! We celebrate food, with Weird Al, Brak, Arlo Guthrie and more...the year 2016 A.D. (All Demented), a little First Century Dementia, and some genuine musical turkeys too. If you're celebrating alone, call up a friend and have them listen in sync with you! drdemento.com Nov 21, 2020 [ Play List ] (Added Nov 21, 2020) |
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TOM LEHRER PROFILE: Merry Minuet, Night after Night, Little Rascals, Couch Potato, Rock me Jerry Lewis, Leprosy, Evil Dope, Why am I Down, Yuppiedrone, Be Prepared, My Home Town, Bright College Days, Smut, Seduced, Wally Wingert interview, You Look Marvelous, Star Drek, Shaving Cream Apr 6, 1986 [ Play List ] (Added Nov 15, 2020) |
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FORGOTTEN RECORDS: Step Right up, Valley Girl, Trouble with Klingons, Highly Illogical, Stallone Again Naturally, Beatnik, Back When my Hair was Short, On the Amazon, Video Games, Hey Little Cobra, Killer Fish Sticks, Blob, Mother's Lament, Cubic Refugee, Kinko the Clown, Fish Heads May 30, 1982 [ Play List ] (Added Nov 15, 2020) |
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NO TOPIC 2046: No big special topic today -- but plenty of Demented diversions, including songs about earthquakes, insects, subways (including a Tom Lehrer rarity), and five listeners' choices for songs that hit their happy spots! Also a memorial for Alex Trebek, and 2 1/2 minutes about the election. Nov 14, 2020 [ Play List ] (Added Nov 14, 2020) |
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KMET PART 2: We're the Mouseketeers, Mary Ann McCarthy, You Can't Judge a Book by it's Hair, My Mammy, My Home Town, Hog Killing Day, Cockroach Stomp, Lydia the Tattooed Lady, I'm Tired, Get a Load of This, Ying Tong Song, Used Car Dealer Blues, Davy's Dinghy, Deteriorata (MONO ONLY) Jun 9, 1974 [ Play List ] (Added Nov 8, 2020) |
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KMET PART 1: Let me Play with it, Go Go Pogo, Good Time Girl, Crazy Mixed-up Song, Donkey Serenade, Gentry's Gin, Cool Water, Pinto Pony, Pistol Packing Mama, I Had but 50 Cents, Reluctant Cannibal, Broadway New York, 2001 Fools, Son of Irving, Let's Do it, As Time Goes By(MONO ONLY) Jun 9, 1974 [ Play List ] (Added Nov 8, 2020) |
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TOP TEN 2045: The Top Ten for October, plus some fascinating story-songs with intricate wordplay, getting into surrealistic streams of consciousness. BTW, nothing about the election! Nov 7, 2020 [ Play List ] (Added Nov 7, 2020) |
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HALLOWEEN: Please Mr. Gravedigger, Grandpa's Grave, Dance Macabre, Headless Horseman, Horror, Timothy, Awful Truth, Wobblin Gobblin, Looney Tune, I Want to Bite your Hand, My Old Flame, Shrivel Up Oct 29, 1978 [ Play List ] (Added Nov 1, 2020) |
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HALLOWEEN: Goblin Girl, Haunted House, Skeleton in the Closet, Pumpkin Man, Ghost Walk, Screaming Ball at Dracula Hall, I Put a Spell on You, Spider & the Fly, Human Fly, Dead, It's Halloween, Spooky Boogie, Putting on the Ritz, Dracula Oct 31, 1982 [ Play List ] (Added Nov 1, 2020) |
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HALLOWEEN 2044: Part 2 of our Halloween frightfest for 2020 brings you another two hours of spooky tunes and scary melodies, old and new! Check out the covers: "Monster Mash" by the Dollyrots, "I Put A Spell On You" by William Shatner, "Re: Your Brains" by the Whiffenpoofs, and "Dracula's Wedding" by Josh Turner. Oct 31, 2020 [ Play List ] (Added Oct 31, 2020) |
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KMET PART 2: Louise, Dead Frogs, Lumanian Love Song, Christmas Tree Song, Santa Claus is Dead, My Home Town, Jollity Farm, Plexiglass Toilet, Give us Back our Hostages, He Ate too Many Jelly Doughnuts, Pueple People Eater Meets the Witch Doctor, Moose Turd Pie, Locked in the Closet with You, Mr. Bill Dec 9, 1979 [ Play List ] (Added Oct 25, 2020) |
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KMET PART 1: Don't Bang on the Piano, Beam me up Scotty, Telephone Man, Dirty Old Man, Daddy's Money, Money, Vowels, 2001, Beverly Hills Blues Festival, Cinderella, Let's Make Lust, Twilight Bone, Biggest Parakeets in Town, Snails & Slugs, El Pizza, Copycat Game, Ode to Gary Coleman, Jonah & the Whale Dec 9, 1979 [ Play List ] (Added Oct 25, 2020) |
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HALLOWEEN PART 1 2043: Here's Part One of my two-part Halloween Fantasy for 2020! Lots of haunted hits, and new things too. Happy Birthday Weird Al! Oct 24, 2020 [ Play List ] (Added Oct 24, 2020) |
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HAWAII: Hot Rod Lincoln, Joe's Garage, Song of the Sewer, I Taut I Taw a Putty Tat, Hula Medley, On the Beach at Waikiki, Hawaiian War Chant, Hawaiian Lei Song, Aloha Oe, Hit me with your Rhythm Stick, Green Garden Hose, Boozy Nights, Ballad of Irving, Pencil Neck Geek, Do You Think I'm Disco? Sep 23, 1979 [ Play List ] (Added Oct 18, 2020) |
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CHRISTMAS: Christmas Requests, Santa & the Touchables, Jingle Bell Drag, Deck Yourself, Cartoon Christmas, Little St. Nick, I Found the Brains of Santa Claus, 12 Gifts of Christmas, Jingle Bells, White Christmas, Open me First, Christmas Around the World, Rudolph the Brown Nosed Reindeer, Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer Dec 25, 1983 [ Play List ] (Added Oct 18, 2020) |
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FOOTBALL/HUNTING/HALLOWEEN 2042: Today we celebrate football season, hunting season, and Halloween. We're also having an election, which is incredibly important, but you've heard so much about that I'm giving you two hours off! Oct 17, 2020 [ Play List ] (Added Oct 17, 2020) |
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FIFTY YEARS OF DEMENTIA PART 2: 1955-1980 Jun 15, 1980 [ Play List ] (Added Oct 11, 2020) |
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FIFTY YEARS OF DEMENTIA PART 1: 1931-1954 Jun 8, 1980 [ Play List ] (Added Oct 11, 2020) |
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NON-OBJECTIONABLE DEMENTIA 2041: Now and then someone objects to something I play on the show. Can anything Demented be totally non-objectionable? This topic has inspired some lively exchanges on the Dr. D Official Facebook Group, and on this show we look into some of those. Oct 10, 2020 [ Play List ] (Added Oct 10, 2020) |
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WILLIAM SHATNER INTERVIEW: War of the Worlds, Star Drek, Summer Spaceship, Pico and Sepulveda (NOTE: This stream contains the inerview only, not the entire episode.) Jul 3, 1977 [ Play List ] (Added Oct 5, 2020) |
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KZME 2012 + BONUS 2018 APPEARANCES: Fish Heads, My Dead Dog Rover, Apathy Song, Pretty Little Thing, Pencil Neck Geek, Yoda, Thing, Beat on the Brat, School Cafeteria Jan 19, 2012 [ Play List ] (Added Oct 5, 2020) |
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CLOTHES 2040: 2020 Sucks, Weird Al Presents America Is Doomed: The Musical, Save Me Obama, and lots of funny songs about clothes on this all-new Dr. Demento Show! Oct 3, 2020 [ Play List ] (Added Oct 3, 2020) |
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CLASSICAL NEW YEAR 2017: Thing, Nights in the Lab, Bulbous Bouffant, Temptation, Office Supplies Unite, Carrot Juice is Murder, Me like Hockey, Intro & Outro, Beat on the Brat Dec 31, 2017 [ Play List ] (Added Sep 28, 2020) |
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CLASSICAL NEW YEAR 2016: Adele's Laughing Song, Carioca, When Trump was a Lad, 18th Century Drawing Room, Holiday for Strings, Tubby the Tuba, Bricklayer's Story Dec 31, 2016 [ Play List ] (Added Sep 28, 2020) |
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TOP TEN 2039: Here's the Top Ten for September...last one before the election! Plus three Doctor songs (none of them about MD's), three non-anal songs with anal titles, and more listeners' choices for the funniest song ever sung. Sep 26, 2020 [ Play List ] (Added Sep 26, 2020) |
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DO-WOP: Happy Boy, Wrong Song, Honeymooner's Rap, What if Your Girlfriend was Gone, Toe to Toe with the H.M.O., What I Want is a Proper Cup of Coffee, On the Good Ship Lollipop, Rip Van Winkle, Mr. Bass Man, Charva, Rubber Biscuit, Your Horoscope for Today, Ode to my Car, Albuquerque, Viagra in the Waters Jan 9, 2000 [ Play List ] (Added Sep 21, 2020) |
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ANYTHING ANYTHING: Football Season's Over, Lonesome Kicker, I Want my Baby Back, Psycho Chicken, Street Meat, Boy Wonder I Love You, Song of the Sewer, Dead Puppies, Smells like Karen Carpenter, Take me out to the Ball Game, Nitrous Oxide High, Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny, Ugly, Pocket Pool Feb 6, 2011 [ Play List ] (Added Sep 21, 2020) |
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FUNNIEST SONGS EVER 2038: More of the funniest songs ever written, as picked by individual listeners. Some old reliables, and one I hadn't heard before! We also celebrate the 40th anniversary of "Another One Rides the Bus," and the 40th anniversary of Whimsical Will's first appearance on the show. Sep 19, 2020 [ Play List ] (Added Sep 19, 2020) |
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FINALLY A KMET FRIDAY: Time Warp, Pico & Sepulveda, Fish Heads, Another one Rides the Bus, Stardrek, Pencil Neck Geek, Bleepies & Beer, Dead Puppies, Poisoning Pigeons, They're Coming to Take me Away Jul 10, 2009 [ Play List ] (Added Sep 14, 2020) |
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FUNNIEST SONG YOU EVER HEARD 2037: On the Dr D Official Facebook Group, a listener recently asked people to name the funniest song they ever heard. On this show I play 24 of the answers, plus more trash 'n treasures! Sep 12, 2020 [ Play List ] (Added Sep 12, 2020) |
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WEATHER: 500 Robots, Giant Robot Store, Batman, Deodorant Song, That's Mathematics, History of Rock, I Got Stoned and I Missed it, Weather Channel Song, April Showers, Oy it's so Humid, Monster Hash, Charlie Something, Inner Voice Apr 3, 2005 [ Play List ] (Added Sep 7, 2020) |
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HAIR: They're Here, Little Blue Man, Happy Noodle vs. Sad Noodle, Who Shot J.R., Locked in the Closet with You, Don't Touch me There, Snow, Hair, Uneasy Rider, Get a Haircut Dad, Bang my Bald Spot, Aliens Really Stink, Army Careers Mar 20, 2005 [ Play List ] (Added Sep 7, 2020) |
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JOBS 2036: We celebrate Labor Day with Demented songs about jobs of all kinds, from K-Mart manager trainee to colo-rectal surgeon, from recording artist to trash collector. I'll also spin the Logan Awards winners, and a wonderful new song by Andy Merrill recorded at Brakingham Palace. Sep 5, 2020 [ Play List ] (Added Sep 5, 2020) |
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SCHOOL: Let's Talk Dirty to the Animals, Wildwood Weed, America, Weather Forecast, Earache my Eye, Charlie Brown, Sister Mary Elephant, Roger Boom, Fatal Beatings, High School Gym, Lunch Lady Land, Shatner, What if your Butt was Gone, Liar Sleeps Tonight Aug 29, 2004 [ Play List ] (Added Aug 31, 2020) |
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COMPANION ANIMALS: 7-11, Junkfood Junkie, Freeway to Stairbird, California Kid, Send me to Glory in a Glad Bag, One that Doesn't Suck so Bad, Harvey the Wonder Hamster, Hamster Love, Tie me Kangaroo Down, Gift Horse, Stealing like a Hobbit Aug 22, 2004 [ Play List ] (Added Aug 31, 2020) |
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TOP TEN 2035: The Top Ten for August, parodies that are claimed to be better than the originals, a few school songs, and some neat new stuff. Aug 29, 2020 [ Play List ] (Added Aug 29, 2020) |
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CATS/JOE Bevilacqua INTERVIEW: Bitchin Camaro, I Don't Wanna get Drafted, Grandpa Died Laughing, Happy Boy, Punk Polka, High School Song, Yogi Bear meets Celebrities, Siamese Cat Song, When Cats Take Over the World, Whiskers and Me, Arnold Rap, Carrot Juice is Murder, Star Trekkin Aug 24, 2003 [ Play List ] (Added Aug 24, 2020) |
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TRACTENBURG FAMILY SINGERS INTERVIEW: 9 Coronas, What I like About Booze, Patrick the Spoiler, Kill the Wabbit, Teeth Clenched, God Must've Spent a Little Less Time, I Wish, 99 Dead Baboons, Brand New Key, I'll Scratch your Back, Reinstalling Windows, Ozzman, Viagra in the Waters Aug 17, 2003 [ Play List ] (Added Aug 24, 2020) |
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OTHER ANIMALS 2034: Having celebrated cats and dogs this month, we now turn to horses, birds and insects, and other animals that have become part of our lives in various ways. Plus we have a new arrival--the one and only WAPC (Wet Ass Pussy Cat)! Aug 22, 2020 [ Play List ] (Added Aug 22, 2020) |
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LABOR DAY: Sink the Bismark, Jolly Green Giant, One Dead Singer, Fart in an Elevator, Bang on the Drum all Day, It's Labor Day, K-mart Blues, Dog Eat Dog, LP's Worth of Tunes, Big Fat Road Manager, My Attorney Bernie, When I was a Lad, Bricklayer, Who Farted, Pachelbell Sep 1, 2002 [ Play List ] (Added Aug 17, 2020) |
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SONGS WITH I: Too Hot for You, Reverse Viagra, Dirty Socks, Leader of the Laundromat, Barf Construction, Frank's not in the Band Anymore, I'm Normal, I Like, I Love Me, I am Cow, I Kissed a Girl, I'd Rather have a Bottle in Front of Me than a Frontal Lobotomy, Chainsaw Juggler Aug 4, 2002 [ Play List ] (Added Aug 17, 2020) |
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DOGS 2033: This week's show goes to the dogs! The second in our series of pet shows has over an hour of Demented doggie ditties and canine classics - plus "Coughing In the Donald's Face" and other scandals. Aug 15, 2020 [ Play List ] (Added Aug 15, 2020) |
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BACK TO SCHOOL: Freaker's Ball, Reggae Popeye, My Virtual Girlfriend, Revenge of the Nerds, Polkadot Undies, Sister Mary Elephant, High School Gym, School Cafeteria, Lunch Lady Land, Status Back Baby, Fatal Beatings, My Dead Dog Rover, She's a Guy Aug 26, 2001 [ Play List ] (Added Aug 10, 2020) |
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TRANSPORTATION: Masochism Tango, Beat me Baby, Ouch, It Does not Pay to be Hip, Fight for your Right to Plunder, 3 Blind Jellyfish, I Love to Ride the Bus, PMS Airlines, M.T.A., Heaving on a Jet Plane, We Got a Stick for That, Suicide Hotline Aug 5, 2001 [ Play List ] (Added Aug 10, 2020) |
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CATS 2032: In August we're spotlighting companion animals! Cats are first up this year, with over an hour of Demented feline favorites. Aug 8, 2020 [ Play List ] (Added Aug 8, 2020) |
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LITTLE: Good old Days, Heaven is for Presbyterians, Chug-a-lug, Hampton the Hamster, Always Look on the Bright Side of Life, Puking in a Naked Girl's Bed, I Got a Small Thing, Short People, Little Blue Man, Little Toot, Little Boxes, Smallest Thing Known to Man, Debbie, Polkamon Aug 6, 2000 [ Play List ] (Added Aug 3, 2020) |
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BIG: Big 10-inch Record, Big Balls, Ode to the Little Brown Shack out Back, We are Dead, Teenage Romance, Who Put the Booger on my Beer Mug?, Viagra in the Waters, Your Feet's too Big, She's Big & Round, Big Leg Emma, Big Butt, Big Bottom, Chainsaw Juggler Jul 30, 2000 [ Play List ] (Added Aug 3, 2020) |
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BASEMENT TAPES #5 2031: Today's show features Dr. Demento's Basement Tapes #5, complete and (mostly) uninterrupted. In the first hour, enjoy the Demented happenings of the year 2000, plus songs about underwear, baseball, and a steam-powered airplane. Aug 1, 2020 [ Play List ] (Added Aug 1, 2020) |
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UNRELEASED: Headline News, Framed, Little Toot, They're Coming to Take me Away, Spam, Happy Boy, Fresh out of Blues, 99 Dead Baboons, We Love Barney Fife, 7-11, Locked in the Closet with You, Frozen Embryos, We are the Worms, Wet Dream May 16, 1999 [ Play List ] (Added Jul 27, 2020) |
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SCIENCE/TECHNOLOGY: Tubular Boobular, Hangover, Them Moose Goosers, Alimony Blues, Suncreen Song, Can you Dig it, Y2K, Maniac vs. Brainiac, Particle Man, Mr. Wizard & Timmy. Richter Scale, Why Does the Sun Shine, Chainsaw Juggler, Debbie May 9, 1999 [ Play List ] (Added Jul 27, 2020) |
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TOP TEN 2030: The Top Ten for July 2020, plus a look back at 1999, a Japanese food trilogy, and an hour of scrambled Dementia! Jul 25, 2020 [ Play List ] (Added Jul 25, 2020) |
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SWING MUSIC: Lumberjack Song, Look at me I'm Sandra Dee, Go Go Radio Moscow, Glory Glory Paranoia, Twisted, Toxic Swamp, Nellie the Elephant, Car Phone, I Wanna be Sedated, Jumpin Jive, Saturday Night Fish Fry, Jump Jive & Wail, Yoda, Scotsman Jul 19, 1998 [ Play List ] (Added Jul 20, 2020) |
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WELCOME BACK TO KLSX: Star Wars Cantina, Unzip my Doodah, Penis Envy, South Park Junkie, Monster Hash, Life's Gonna Suck, It Never Rains in Southern California, Ode to my Car, Hacker's Rap, Cows with Guns, Shaving Cream, Particle Man, Bulbous Bouffant Mar 29, 1998 [ Play List ] (Added Jul 20, 2020) |
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BLACK DEMENTIA II 2029: Part Two of our program of Black Dementia shows off more of the huge variety of entertainment that fits in that category, from the ridiculous to the sublime. Jul 18, 2020 [ Play List ] (Added Jul 18, 2020) |
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MEN: Mexican Radio, Birdhouse in your Soul, Green Garden Hose, 8th Wonder of the World, Dachsunds with Erections Can't Climb Stairs, Men, I Like em Big and Stupid, Put Another Log on the Fire, Sensitive New Age Guys, Some of my Best Friends are Strait, Monster Hash, Dungeons & Dragons Jul 20, 1997 [ Play List ] (Added Jul 13, 2020) |
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WOMEN: Boy Wonder I Love You, Reggae Popeye, Shaddup you Face, One Ton Tomato, Call any Vegetable, K-Mart Blues, King Tut, Skinny Girls, Smart Girls, My Girlfriend is Inflatable, Me and my Vibrator, I Wish I Was a Lesbian, Do the Picard, Really Safe Sex, On the Shoulders of Freaks Jul 13, 1997 [ Play List ] (Added Jul 13, 2020) |
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BLACK LIVES MATTER 2028: This show features more than an hour of great Demented music and comedy from artists who happen to be Black. From Bert Williams and Cab Calloway to Richard Pryor and Sir Mix-a-lot, the great ones are out in force. First of two parts. (Note: On the Pryor track he tells why he dropped the N-word from his act; in the process, he speaks the word several times. It is the last track in the show). Jul 11, 2020 [ Play List ] (Added Jul 11, 2020) |
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CHEESE/PIZZA (KSCA): Plexiglas Toilet, Gremmie out of Control, Mama Rap, Day after Day, Killer Bees, Television Ruined my Life, Hong Kong Phooey, Transfusion, Let's Make the Water Turn Black, Answering Machine, Happy Boy, Cheese Shop, Pizza Song, No Anchovies Please, Ode to my Car, Mr. Twister (MONO ONLY) Jul 7, 1996 [ Play List ] (Added Jul 6, 2020) |
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CANADA: Man Song, Monster, 10 Coronas, Jones Polka, Wet Dream, Bicycle Seat, Rudolph got a Haircut, Bald Head, Take Off, Little Toot, Smallest Thing Known to Man, Hockey Night in Canaada, Carrot Juice is Murder, Polka-Dot Undies, Bulbous Bouffant, Boot to the Head Jul 7, 1996 [ Play List ] (Added Jul 6, 2020) |
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AMERICA 2027: America's a better than average country, as countries go. I'll celebrate some of its good points, and call out some of its bad ones, on the show debuting (appropriately enough) on the Fourth of July. I'll also commemorate the late Carl Reiner. Jul 4, 2020 [ Play List ] (Added Jul 4, 2020) |
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STUPIDITY LIVE ON KSCA: Dare to be Stupid, How Sweet to be an Idiot, Birdhouse in your Soul, Maniac vs. Brainiac, 3 Jerry's, OJ Chorus, 30,000 lbs. of Bananas, Teddy Bear's Picnic, Calling All Cows, I Like Boys, Robin the Boy Wonder, Butthead Rap, Wolfman Jack, Like Sucks then you Die, I Kissed a Girl, Hey Batman 95 (MONO ONLY) Jul 2, 1995 [ Play List ] (Added Jun 29, 2020) |
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CIRCUS: Mad at my Mother, Ugly Baby, Them Moose Goosers, Moose in my House, Catch it and you Keep it, It's Still Billy Joel to me, Doors, Last Blast of the Blasted Bugler, Chicken Fat, That's Mathematics, Step Right up, Bozo's Song, Man on the Flying Trapeze, Nellie the Elephant, Dead Elephant Dance, Redneck Stomp, OJ-O Jun 25, 1995 [ Play List ] (Added Jun 29, 2020) |
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TOP TEN 2026: Here's the Top Ten for June 2020 - halfway through this tumultuous year! Plus more trash and treasures, summertime songs, and a whole set of Happy Songs. Jun 27, 2020 [ Play List ] (Added Jun 27, 2020) |
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CANADA, LIVE ON KLIT: Take Off, Don't Eat the Yellow Snow, Human Race, Religion & Politics, Buzz the Fuzz, Theme from the Monkees, Intergalactic Laxative, Pokka Dot Undies, Ain't it a Beauty, Ring Dang Doo, Smallest Thing Known to Man, Bras on 45, 500 Miles, Fish Heads, Dead Puppies Jul 10, 1994 [ Play List ] (Added Jun 22, 2020) |
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LOUNGE MUSIC: Led Zeppelin Reunion Tour, Bald Guys, I Love Rock & Roll, Who Drank my Beer, Do the Picard, Way-outs, Shock Treatment, Needle Boy, Whole Lotta Love Boat, Mr. Nicotine Man, Particle Man, Lazin' in the Shade, Just a Gigolo, You Don't Love me Anymore, Down with VEG, Hittin Bedrock Jun 26, 1994 [ Play List ] (Added Jun 22, 2020) |
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FATHER'S DAY 2025: There are more songs about mothers than about fathers, but father songs are more likely to be Demented! Some of the best ones, and maybe one or two of the worst, are on this week's show. Jun 20, 2020 [ Play List ] (Added Jun 20, 2020) |
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SUMMER SPORTS: Trip to Jurassic Park, Alligator Wine, Bicycle Wreck, Harry's Jockstrap, Bob Dylan's 300 Game, Bicycle Seat, Don't Eat the Yellow Snow, Stepped in What, Death & Baseball, Take me Out to the Ballgme, Fishing with Fred, 9 Coronas, Up Jurassic Park, When I Was a Dinosaur Jun 27, 1993 [ Play List ] (Added Jun 15, 2020) |
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PSYCHIATRY/FATHERS: Twisted, Split Level Head, Dr. Freud, I Love my Dad, My Father's top Drawer, Alley Oop, Teenage Lobotomy, Another Puff, Yum Yum Tree, Let it All Hang Out, My Home Town, Dog with Plastic Stomach, Rubber Biscuit, Uneasy Rider, Psycho Chicken, My Ding-a-ling Jun 20, 1993 [ Play List ] (Added Jun 15, 2020) |
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FUNNY PARODIES/FROGS 2024: A Dr Demento double feature this week -- parodies of songs that are already funny, and some cool songs about frogs. The second set really stinks, though! Jun 13, 2020 [ Play List ] (Added Jun 13, 2020) |
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MILIARY LIVE ON KLSX: I'm a Nut, There's a Hole in the Bottom of the Lake, 99 Dead Baboons, Ape Call, Little Danny Quayle, Touch Yourself, Shop-around Sue, Sweater, Talknig Vietnam Potluck Blues, United States Marines, Oh How I Hate to Get up in the Morning, No Time for Sergeants, Rioting to the Hits Jun 14, 1992 [ Play List ] (Added Jun 8, 2020) |
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SUMMER SPORTS: My Dead Dog Rover, Leona in Jail, Bad Haircut, Who's on First, Taco Grande, Health Club Song, Trouble Every Day, Take me Out to the Ballgame, I Wanna be a Lifeguard, Bicycle Wreck, Baseball Card Lover, Intro & Outro, Dial 1 for Help, Bathroom on the Right, Happy Happy Joy Joy, Ren & Stimpy Jun 7, 1992 [ Play List ] (Added Jun 8, 2020) |
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BASEMENT TAPES #4 2023: Dr. Demento's Basement Tapes #4 is the most sought-after CD in the series; we ran out years ago! Hear it complete on this show. Plus hot new stuff and some cool Demented oldies! Jun 6, 2020 [ Play List ] (Added Jun 6, 2020) |
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ETHNIC DEMENTIA: Stranded in the Jungle, Sushi Baby, I'm a Wimp, Nails, Baby Zone, Great Green Gobs, Don't get Killed, Your Feets too Big, Pepino the Italian Mouse, Shuttup you Face, Born in East L.A., Shake your Tuckas, Spam, My Ding-a-ling, Thank God I'm a Jewish Boy, Give Peaks a Chance May 26, 1991 [ Play List ] (Added Jun 1, 2020) |
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ETHNIC DEMENTIA LIVE ON KLSX: I was Stoned and I Missed it, Little Toot, Chicken Lips & Lizard Hips, Ice Age Baby, Neanderthal Man, Just to Feed my Dog, Legend of the U.S. Titanic, Blah Blah Blah, Who Stole the Kishka, Handsome Harry the Hipster, Oh Vlade, Ooh Don't Touch That, 7-11 May 26, 1991 [ Play List ] (Added Jun 1, 2020) |
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TOP TEN 2022: 1991 was a busy year! The 20th Anniversary Collection, our all time best-seller, was released on CD and cassette...we had a gala 20th Anniversary concert, shown on Comedy Central...and the Doctor interviewed Tom Lehrer. This week's show has highlights of all those, plus more of the Strangest Songs, and the Top Ten! May 30, 2020 [ Play List ] (Added May 30, 2020) |
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SMOKING: Another one Rides the Bus, Witch Doctor, Inka Dinka Do, Bart Simpson Rap, Famous Jews, I Want your Socks, Smoke that Cigarette, Another Puff, Smoking in the Boy's Room, Car Phone, Sensitive New-age Guys May 20, 1990 [ Play List ] (Added May 25, 2020) |
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(KLSX LIVE) ALCOHOL: Coffee Song, Stinky Breath, Rubber Duckie, Sweet Transvestite, Cocktails for Two, What I like About Booze, Chug-a-lug, Gentry's Gin, Nine Coronas, Hangover, Yoda, Boot to the Head May 20, 1990 [ Play List ] (Added May 25, 2020) |
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STRANGE SONGS 2021: What is the strangest song you know? A listener asked that question on the Dr. Demento Official Facebook group. Hear some of the amazing songs other listeners suggested on this show! May 23, 2020 [ Play List ] (Added May 23, 2020) |
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RECORDS, NATIONAL VERSION: I Love Me, Who's on 1st, Tennessee Bird Walk, SNITS, Hacker's Rap, When You Come to the End of a Lollipop, Because You're You, White Bread Rap, Guilty Rag, Ballad of Valdez, Big Ten-inch Record, Genie the Magic Record, Get out Those old Records, Break that Record, Elements, Fish Heads May 21, 1989 [ Play List ] (Added May 18, 2020) |
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KLSX LIVE, RECORDS: Everybody Wants my Fanny, Man from Harlem, In the River, Emily Litella, Keep Venice Nude, Final Exam, Doctor of Dementia, Hi-Fi Blues, Broken Record, Long Play Daddy, Hi Fi Shop, Let's Talk Dirty to the Animals, Moose Turd Pie, Dead Puppies, Adam West May 21, 1989 [ Play List ] (Added May 18, 2020) |
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ALIENS 2020: Our topic today is aliens. Fascinating creatures, whose shape and size is limited only by our imagination! We also remember Little Richard, Florian Schneider and Jerry Stiller. May 16, 2020 [ Play List ] (Added May 16, 2020) |
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MOTHER'S DAY (NATIONAL): Step Right up, John & Marsha, Send me to Glory in a Glad Bag, Little Blue Man, Jimbo, Let It Out, Motherly Love, Rapping Mother, Mom Always liked You Best, My Corporation, Oh How I Hate to Get up in the Morning, Elvis is Everywhere, 9 Coronas, Fat May 8, 1988 [ Play List ] (Added May 11, 2020) |
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MOTHER'S DAY (KLSX LIVE): Toot Toot Tootsie Goodbye, Rawhide, Surf's Gone, Life on the Fault Line, Cosmic Debris, Everybody Wants to be a Cat, Nixon in '88, My Mother is a Space Cadet, Gino is a Coward, Spock Rap, Moose Turd Pie, Day after Day, Shaving Cream, Lasagna May 8, 1988 [ Play List ] (Added May 11, 2020) |
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MOTHER'S DAY/NUDITY 2019: A double feature for you today - Mother's Day plus Nudity. A couple of songs fit in both categories! May 9, 2020 [ Play List ] (Added May 9, 2020) |
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KLSX LIVE: Ballad of Jim & Tammy, St. George & the Dragonet, My Attorney Bernie, Beer Nuts, Burn Down the Cartoon House, Ding Dong Song, Would Jesus Wear a Rolex, Tell me a Story, On the Good Ship Lollipop, Iran Scam Medley, Squirrels, Big Balls, Let's Talk Dirty in Hawaiian May 3, 1987 [ Play List ] (Added May 4, 2020) |
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MONTY PYTHON: Lumberjack Song, Coffee, Transfusion, I Want my Baby Back, There's a new Sound, Bury me in my Shades, Abba Dabba Honeymoon, Demented, I'm a Nut, Pet Shop, Spam, Argument, Eric the Half Bee, Living with a Hernia, Life Sucks then You Die, Vanna Pick me a Letter Apr 19, 1987 [ Play List ] (Added May 4, 2020) |
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MARIJUANA 2018: The crisis rages on, and our intrepid songwriters continue to inspire us. Hear the latest shining examples on each week's show -- then escape into the land of Dementia! This week, marijuana melodies through the decades. May 2, 2020 [ Play List ] (Added May 2, 2020) |
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AUSTRALIA: April Showers, Frankfurter Sandwiches, Hillbilly's Deck of Card, Hello DJ, Old Payola Roll Blues, Pub with no Beer, Tie me Kangaroo Down, My Stereo comes from Japan, Yoda, Big Butt, Mr. Comet, Rock me Jerry Lewis Apr 27, 1986 [ Play List ] (Added Apr 27, 2020) |
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KMET LIVE: Bicycle Seat, Daylight Savings Time, In the Mood, Psycho Chicken,, Social Disease, Gentry's Gin, Solfeggio, Earth Girls are Easy, Is that all There Is, Stinky Breath, Sweet Transvestite, Big Balls, Life in the Slaw Lane Apr 27, 1986 [ Play List ] (Added Apr 27, 2020) |
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BASEMENT TAPES 3/TOP TEN 2017: A tribute to Ian Whitcomb, PLUS Basement Tapes 3 complete, PLUS the Top Ten for April! Durty wirds on #4 and #6. Apr 25, 2020 [ Play List ] (Added Apr 25, 2020) |
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KMET LIVE: How I Spent my Summer Vacation, Boobs a Lot, Louie Louie, Name Game, Alphabet Song, Rocky Meets Moose, Punk Polka, 88 Lines about 44 Women, Big Balls, Acapulco Gold, Bilbo Baggins, Declaration of Independence, Earth Girls are Easy, Candy Rapper, Like a Surgeon Jun 30, 1985 [ Play List ] (Added Apr 20, 2020) |
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SINGING CARTOONISTS: Attack of the Killer Tomatos, Chickens for Peace, Drunkard Song, Mr. Frump, April Showers, It Ain't Gonna Rain no More, Just a Gigolo, Spam, Sidewalk Surfing, Loving You is Surfing You, Get a Load of This, Sister Mary Elephant, Wet Dream Apr 21, 1985 [ Play List ] (Added Apr 20, 2020) |
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STORY SONGS 2016: Here's another Dr. Demento Story Hour -- "Mississippi Squirrel Revival," "Crispy Critters," "Albuquerque" and more that are as good the eleventh time as the first -- plus Earth Day, "It's In the Book" (the one about Grandma's lye soap) and the Demented Year 1985. Apr 18, 2020 [ Play List ] (Added Apr 18, 2020) |
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ANSWER RECORDS: Beam me up Scotty, Shock Treatment, Attack of the Killer Tomatoes, Little Green Men, Dangerous Kitchen, Hooray for Captain Spalding, Chaos, Son of Irving, Purple People Eater and the Witch Doctor, He'll Have to Stay, Geek's Revenge, 3 Mile Island, I Lost on Jeopardy, Marvin I Love You Apr 15, 1984 [ Play List ] (Added Apr 13, 2020) |
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JEWISH DEMENTIA: Thing, My Attorney Bernie, Mr. Custer, It's in the Book, Who's on First, White Collar Holler, My Name is Larry, Would you Believe it, Basic Techniques of Jewish Motherhood, Pinkus the Peddlar, Walk on the Kosher Side, Brady Bunch, Ballad of Irving, Boogie in your Butt Apr 8, 1984 [ Play List ] (Added Apr 13, 2020) |
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EASTER 2015: Happy Easter! I've got a basket full of novelty tunes about bunnies and eggs (powerful fertility symbols for springtime!), plus "Eat It" and more from the Year in Dementia 1984...and farewell salutes to John Prine and music producer Hal Willner. Apr 11, 2020 [ Play List ] (Added Apr 11, 2020) |
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CANADA: Freaker's Ball, Seven old Ladies, It's in the Book, Money, Little more Gauze, Leader of the Blank, Mexican Radio, Beer Hunter, Vampire Beavers, Rodeo Song, Sister Mary Elephant, Reaganomics, Fast Food, Lock the Snack Bar, Pencil Neck Geek Apr 17, 1983 [ Play List ] (Added Apr 6, 2020) |
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FUGS: Two Dreadful Children, Teen Commandments, Rubber Biscuit, Snack Attack, Love in Bloom, Little Man, First Aid, Green Garden Hose, Hungry Freaks, Boobs a Lot, Dirty old Man, Henry Kissinger, Dentist, Stinky Breath, Kinko the Clown, Sctosman Mar 27, 1983 [ Play List ] (Added Apr 6, 2020) |
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STORY SONGS 2014: Once again we begin with new STORY SONGS songs (note: lots of f-words in the third one) but we soon move on to more pleasant topics - Story Songs, requests, the Demented Year 1983, and a YouTube star whose music videos have been a pleasant surprise (even though they're not comedy) while I'm voluntarily sequestered in Dementia Central. Apr 4, 2020 [ Play List ] (Added Apr 4, 2020) |
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PART 2, JOE SIRACUSA INTERVIEW: Rhapsody from Hunger, I'm in the Mood for Love, Strangers in the Night, 5-lb. Box of Cheese, Goodness Gracious Me, Bra Size 45, Moose Turd Pie, Teenage Lobotomy, Psycho Chicken Mar 28, 1982 [ Play List ] (Added Mar 30, 2020) |
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PART 1: Income Tax, Death and Baseball, Old Beer Bottle, Basketball Jones, Prep Rap, Raspberry Song, Illegal Smile, Wong Song, Acupuncture, Ratings, Sales Pitch, Frogger Lament, Mr. Rubiks, Beatles Rap Mar 28, 1982 [ Play List ] (Added Mar 30, 2020) |
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TOP TEN 2013: Here's the Top Ten for March - a month when the headlines were monopolized by coronavirus. This show features a dozen songs about that, all new this month (and all remarkably different from each other, musically and lyrically). Other great goodies too, including The Year of Dementia: 1982. Mar 28, 2020 [ Play List ] (Added Mar 28, 2020) |
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Death Jam, Love in Bloom, Seduced, Paralyzed, This Song is Boring, Repetition, We all Scream for Ice Cream, Dallas, All about Music, Raspberry Song, No Beer in Heaven, Teenage Lobotomy, Hamster Love, Bicycle Seat, Space Invaders Mar 29, 1981 [ Play List ] (Added Mar 23, 2020) |
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Martian Hop, Funky Gibbon, Protest Song, Love That Bomb, Daddy's Money, Cyclops, Weather Forecast, Can't Buy me Love, Rock and Roll Doctor, Uneasy Rider, It's in the Book, Who's on First, Lumberjack Song, Dead Puppies, Fish Heads Mar 22, 1981 [ Play List ] (Added Mar 23, 2020) |
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PSEUDONYMS 2012: Nearly all of the new songs and parodies that came in this week, and well over half the requests, have been for songs, old and new, that somehow relate to COVID-19 and especially the enforced "social distance" or whatever you want to call it. We are living in historic times! This show begins with a half hour devoted to that. For the rest of the show we move on to more pleasant territory with "Surprises in Disguises," songs by artists recording under pseudonyms Mar 21, 2020 [ Play List ] (Added Mar 21, 2020) |
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PART TWO KMET: Ringo, Gringo, Let's Misbehave, 50 Ways to Beat your Lover, Friend of a Friend of Mine, Don't Send my Boy to Prison, We Saw the Sea, Ying Tong Song, Please Please Me, Bounce your Boobies, Disco Sucks, My Bologna, Punk Polka, Ayatollah, Sports Page, Mr. Bill, Interview with Big Foot Mar 23, 1980 [ Play List ] (Added Mar 16, 2020) |
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PART ONE KMET: Louie's Market, Poisoning Pigeons, Psycho Chicken, Questions, Its a Heartburn, Cosmic Debris, Another Puff, Disco Tech, Cement Mixer, Barefoot Rock, Richter Scale, Beatles at 3 Mile Island, End of the World, Taking the Census, All the Jive is Gone, Davy Crockett, Pancho Lopez Mar 23, 1980 [ Play List ] (Added Mar 16, 2020) |
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ST. PATRICK'S DAY 2011: The St. Patrick's Day Parades may be cancelled, but my St. Patrick's Day show is ready for you now! The new show also features the Year in Dementia 1980 (and what a year that was!) and Carla Ulbrich's new CD. Mar 14, 2020 [ Play List ] (Added Mar 14, 2020) |
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Everybody Wants my Fanny, Bald Headed Woman, Pink Elephants on Parade, Bloat on, Studio 54, Eleanor Rigby, Mule Skinner Blues, You're the Pits, I've Got Tears in my Ears, Day in the Life of Green Acres, Dropout's March, My Ding-a-ling, Rubber Biscuit, Blob Mar 11, 1979 [ Play List ] (Added Mar 9, 2020) |
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Riot in Cell Block #9, Psycho, Creep the Tragic Cockroach, Ajax Mortuary, Tell me a Story, Love in Bloom, Pinball Wizard, Bingo, Daffy Duck's Rhapsody, Ying Tong Song, Morning After, Bounce your Boobies, My Name is Larry, Dead Puppies, Fish Heads Mar 4, 1979 [ Play List ] (Added Mar 9, 2020) |
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BASEMENT TAPES #2 2010: This week's show features Dr. Demento's Basement Tapes #2, including Whimsical Will's all time most-requested episode, Weird Al, Barnes & Barnes and 22 more, plus A Year In Dementia: 1979 and a mess of other goodies (and maybe a baddie or two). Mar 7, 2020 [ Play List ] (Added Mar 7, 2020) |
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KMET PART 2: Synagogue Rag, It's Better in the Dark, So Long Bing, Rock & Roll Hell, Food, Put the Bone in, I'm Nuts about Mutts, Cheese Shop, Who's on First, Golfing Blues, King Tut, Pet Shop, Pizza Song, Pencil Neck Geek, Time Warp, Shaving Cream May 21, 1978 [ Play List ] (Added Mar 2, 2020) |
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KMET PART 1: Walk on the Kosher Side, Punk Rock Christmas, Unbirthday Song, Delicious, There's no Lumbago in San DIego, What did that Man Say?, Be True to your School, Daffy Ditties, Rubber Duckie, Dear Jeepers, Song of the Woodpecker, Normal May 21, 1978 [ Play List ] (Added Mar 2, 2020) |
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TOP TEN 2009: Here's the Top Ten for February, together with The Year in Dementia 1978 (the year of Fish Heads, Titties and Beer, and our first Westwood One show) plus a curated selection of artisan-crafted Dementia from yesterday, today, and tomorrow. Feb 29, 2020 [ Play List ] (Added Feb 29, 2020) |
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PART TWO KMET: Spanish Inquisition, Duck Tail, Nixorcist, Skateboard Convoy, Cruising in Van Nuys, Argument, He Hit Me, Catch it and You Keep It, No No Song, Alvin's Orchestra, Thank God for Porno Mar 6, 1977 [ Play List ] (Added Feb 24, 2020) |
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PART ONE KMET: Back from the Shadows Again, Shut the Door, Eggplant Ate Chicago, You're the Pits, Buck Jones Ranger, Nobody, You Got your Baby Back, Minnie the Moocher, Disco Tech, Cabaret Boys, Ricochet Mar 6, 1977 [ Play List ] (Added Feb 24, 2020) |
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HAWAII 2008: Today I have a tropical treat for your February - demented tunes from Hawaii and other balmy climes. We also have another de-mo-mentous Year in Dementia, a few songs for Washington's Birthday, and I'll discuss two, that's two brand new books about "Weird Al" Yankovic!
(note: the fifth song in the show has a four-letter C-word which is very nasty in the USA, but less so in England, and is specifically used in the British context, which I explain after it plays). Feb 22, 2020 [ Play List ] (Added Feb 22, 2020) |
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KMET PART 2: You're not the Only Pebble, Chris Sanford Interview, Parrot Sketch, Deep Purple, Wild Bill Hiccup, Rubber Biscuit, Little More Gauze, Some People Think Chickens Have Lips, Meditation, Walk on the Kosher Side, Beep Beep, You Got Your Baby Back, Waffle Whiffer, It's a Gas Feb 22, 1976 [ Play List ] (Added Feb 17, 2020) |
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KMET PART 1: I am the Greatest, Man in the Red Flannel Drawers, Purple People Eater, Alfred Packer, High School U.S.A., Uncle Josh Playing Golf, Old McDonald, Battle of Yorktown, Civilization, Monotonous, Another Puff, Knockers Up, Getting a Haircut, Garage Sale, Pet your Rock Feb 22, 1976 [ Play List ] (Added Feb 17, 2020) |
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FIRST BASEMENT TAPE 2007: This week we salute another great Year in Dementia, 1976. Also a tribute to that amazing entertainer Orson Bean, and the very first Dr. Demento Basement Tape in its entirety. Feb 15, 2020 [ Play List ] (Added Feb 15, 2020) |
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KMET PART TWO: Song of the Prune, Alfred Packer, Timothy, Any Ice Today Lady, Large Dark Aardvark, Hut Sut, Oh Mr. Mitchell, Jake Walk Blues, Crawl out Through the Fallout, Martian March, Minnie the Moocher, Yellow Submarine, It's a Gas, Boobs a Lot (MONO ONLY) Feb 9, 1975 [ Play List ] (Added Feb 10, 2020) |
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KMET PART ONE: Everybody Wants a Little Peace, Pizza Man, Guilty Rag, Santa Barbara Earthquake, Day after Day, Wild Thing, Lovely Weather for Ducks, Jelly Bean, Chula Vista, Felix the Cat, Siamese Cat, Knockers Up, Smut, Sweet Violets #2, Great Bell (MONO ONLY) Feb 9, 1975 [ Play List ] (Added Feb 10, 2020) |
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DEMENTED LOVE SONGS 2006: Can a song (or a person) be both Deeeeeeeeemented and romantic? Check out this week's show for more than 90 minutes of deeeemented love songs, plus the Demented year 1975 and other surprises. Feb 8, 2020 [ Play List ] (Added Feb 8, 2020) |
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PART TWO KMET: On Top of Spaghetti, Last Blast of the Blasted Bugler, On Top of a Pizza, Beep Beep, Cockroach Stomp, Daffy Duck's Rhapsody, Purple People Eater, Doughnut Song, Birthday Cake Polka, My old Flame, Dear Judge, Go See Seattle, Dirty Love, Martian Hop, Cigarette Song, Bounce your Boobies, Shaving Cream, Clean Song (MONO ONLY) Feb 3, 1974 [ Play List ] (Added Feb 3, 2020) |
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PART ONE KMET: Poisoning Pigeons, Loving You has Made me Bananas, Drunkard Song, What me Worry, Rubber Duckie, White Christmas, News of the World, Mummy, Dr. Hackenbush, Grunt Song, Oh Johnny, Blue Tail Fly, Martian March, Battle of New Orleans, Through Thick and Thin, Mildred our Choir Director, Dying Business, Hyena Baby (MONO ONLY) Feb 3, 1974 [ Play List ] (Added Feb 3, 2020) |
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REQUESTS 2005: Requests rule on this week's show! Over an hour of individual requests, from all over the funny-music map, plus the Top Ten for January. Feb 1, 2020 [ Play List ] (Added Feb 1, 2020) |
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PART TWO KMET: Cave Man, Butch Barbarian, Monkey and Babboon, Zorro, Bozo, Circus Song, Bridget Bardot, Diamonds are a Girl's Best Friend, I'm no Angel, Viper's Dream, Let Your Linen Hang Low, Mechanical Man, Wisconsin Wiggles, Ain't we Crazy, 12 Days of Christmas, Delicious, Davy's Dinghy Jan 28, 1973 [ Play List ] (Added Jan 27, 2020) |
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PART ONE KMET: Big Leg Emma, Manhattan Spiritual, Man from Harlem, Boston Tea Party, Animal Crackers in my Soup, With her Head Tucked Underneath her Arm, Hunting Blues, Hound Dog, Transfusion, How Dry I am, I Love Onions, Reefer Man, When the Levee Breaks, Teen Commandments, Walter Wart, Pale Blues Jan 28, 1973 [ Play List ] (Added Jan 27, 2020) |
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COMEDY HISTORY 2004: Since 1994 Dr D has given talks on comedy and music history almost every year at his alma mater, Reed College. This show features an adaptation of one of those, a survey of 20th Century spoken comedy on records, sketches and standup (and a couple of songs). Plus "A Year In Dementia" (1973), the Demented News, a short tribute to Terry Jones, and more. A few F-words toward the end, and a few ethnic slurs typical of the times (but no N-words). Jan 25, 2020 [ Play List ] (Added Jan 25, 2020) |
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PART TWO KMET: Nightmare Song, That's all Folks, Dirty Robbers, High Noon, Street Fight, What's up Doc, Alligator Wine, Baby it's Cold Outside, Leader of the Pack, Santa's Beard, My Two Front Teeth, Shotgun Boogie, 16 Tacos, Go Go Go, Help Me, I'm no Communist, Monster Mash, Christmas Balls Dec 10, 1972 [ Play List ] (Added Jan 20, 2020) |
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PART ONE KMET: Snatch and Grab it, Destination Moon, On Top of old Smokey, Song of the Sewer, Three Bells, Just a Gigolo, Guy with the Voodoo, Minnie the Moocher, Pistol Packing Mama, Santa and the Purple People Eater, I Want You for Christmas, Captain Video, Chicken Walk, Taming the Tiger Dec 10, 1972 [ Play List ] (Added Jan 20, 2020) |
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RANDOM CHOICE 2003: This is like a random choice show - except I switched some of the random choices to things I thought really deserved, or even needed, to be heard! Some new things and requests too. Hope you like it - comments welcome at drdemento.com or the Dr D Official Facebook group. Jan 18, 2020 [ Play List ] (Added Jan 18, 2020) |
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RECREATION of an episode from February 1971, voiced by historian Jeff Morris. NOTE: The Doctor does not appear in this stream. Feb 11, 1971 [ Play List ] (Added Jan 13, 2020) |
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RECREATION of episodes from January 1971, voiced by historian Jeff Morris. NOTE: The Doctor does not appear in this stream. Jan 7, 1971 [ Play List ] (Added Jan 13, 2020) |
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2002 RADIO MORNING SHOWS: A topic we haven't covered before - Demented Hits from Radio Morning Shows. There've been a ton of them - "The Devil Went to Jamaica," "Squirrels" and "We Love Barney Fife" for starters. Some surprises too. Our historical recap of The Years of Dementia reaches 1971 - an offhand guess I made that year about the show's future would come very true eight years later. Jan 11, 2020 [ Play List ] (Added Jan 11, 2020) |
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RECREATION of episodes from November/December 1970, voiced by historian Jeff Morris. NOTE: The Doctor does not appear in this stream. Nov 26, 1970 [ Play List ] (Added Jan 7, 2020) |
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RECREATION of episodes from October/November 1970, voiced by historian Jeff Morris. NOTE: The Doctor does not appear in this stream. (MONO ONLY) Nov 6, 1970 [ Play List ] (Added Jan 7, 2020) |
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NEIL INNES TRIBUTE 2001: We lost some good people over the holidays, including Neil Innes, co-founder of the Bonzo Dog band, who also provided lots of music for Monty Python and the Rutles among many others. Dr D recorded a 55-minute interview with Neil in 1994, and it's all on this show, the first time it's been heard since then. This show also has a tribute to Don Imus, and the debut of an exciting new feature celebrating the show's 50th anniversary. (Note: the survey of Demented hits created for radio morning shows has been rescheduled for Jan. 11th). Jan 4, 2020 [ Play List ] (Added Jan 4, 2020) |
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AUDIO TORTURE CHAMBER: compilation of this feature 1987-1991 with the WORST songs ever! Jan 1, 1987 [ Play List ] (Added Dec 30, 2019) |
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FUNNY 25 1952: The Funny 25 countdown for 2019, plus After-Christmas, New Year's, and a tribute to Uncle Vic of "Space Invaders" fame. Dec 28, 2019 [ Play List ] (Added Dec 28, 2019) |
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DANCE PARTY: Rhapsody from Hunger, Russian Bandstand, Like a Dribbling Fram, Donna Summer on the Radio, Along Came Jones, Mildred our Choir Director, Punk Polka, I Can't Dance, Madison Time, Masochism Tango, Mystery Dance, Funky Gibbon, Ikey & Mikey, Kinko the Clown Aug 21, 1983 [ Play List ] (Added Dec 23, 2019) |
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BIRDS: 3 Blind Jellyfish, Driving in my Car, Can't Get my Motor to Start, Old Beer Bottle, 51 Beers, Friends, Marvin I Love You, Surfing Bird, Bluebirds over the Mountain, Rockin' Robin, Betty the Birdwatching Bride, Woodpecker, Silicon Valley Guy, Smoke Two Joints, Yoda Aug 14, 1983 [ Play List ] (Added Dec 23, 2019) |
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HOLIDAYS 1951: Our Christmas celebration winds up this year with more old favorites and new surprises. Special added attraction: hilarious hits for Hanukkah! One f-word (along with a box of candy and a piece of fruit) in the fourth-from-last song, otherwise PG-13. Dec 21, 2019 [ Play List ] (Added Dec 21, 2019) |
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(KSCA LIVE) LOVE SONGS: Doors, Let's Blow up the Tow Truck, Rubber Biscuit, Grandmother's Song, Cows with Guns, Talking Cat, Life Sucks then You Die, A Little More Gauze, Crazy, John & Marsha, Love Song, Juanita Beasley, Fire Water Burn, In my Country, Ode to my Car, Bulbous Bouffant Jan 19, 1997 [ Play List ] (Added Dec 16, 2019) |
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JOHN LANDIS INTERVIEW: Hooray I'm Going Away, Cheese Shop, Up in Smoke, Juanita Banana, Hello There, Nobody, Fish Heads, Pass the Udder Udder, Be Prepared, Minnie the Moocher, Stand-up, When I See an Elephant Fly, Louie Louie, I Love Me, Pencil Neck Geek, My Dead Dog Rover, Sweet Transvestite Oct 1, 1978 [ Play List ] (Added Dec 16, 2019) |
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HOLIDAY 1950: Holiday show number two for 2019 once again puts the spotlight on Santa Claus, aka St. Nicholas, the saint who with a slight alteration of his name became the King of secular Christmas. More requests, more new songs (one created just a few days ago) and more beloved oldies. One F-word in the third-from-last song. Dec 14, 2019 [ Play List ] (Added Dec 14, 2019) |
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KMET PART 2: Yingle Bells, Christmas Carol, 12 Days of Christmas, Seeing Red, Fallout Shelter, Friendship, Having a Love In, Reckless, I Get a Kick out of You, Mr. Sandman, I Thought I Saw a Puddy Tat, Michael's Market, Old Sow Song, Betty Boop, I Love Onions, Lydia the Tattooed Lady, Cocktails for Two, San Francisco, Big Bear Lake Dec 3, 1972 [ Play List ] (Added Dec 9, 2019) |
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KMET PART 1: William Tell Overture, Fishing Blues, Saturday Night Fish Fry, One Meatball, Big Movie Show in the Sky, Too Pooped to Pop, Genie the Magic Record, Drinking Wine Spodeodee, I Got Loaded, Cool Water, Honky Tonk Train Blues, Beat me Daddy 8 to the Bar, Boogie Woogie Bugle Boy, Minnesota Polka, North Dakota Moon Dec 3, 1972 [ Play List ] (Added Dec 9, 2019) |
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HOLIDAYS I 1949: Here's the first holiday show for 2019. Santa gets no respect in some of our songs this week! Dec 7, 2019 [ Play List ] (Added Dec 7, 2019) |
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ROCK & ROLL: Big 10" Record, Pinball Wizard, DOA, Yakety Yak, Bang on the Drum all Day, Friends, My Attorney Bernie, Hot Nuts, Stinkfoot, Mother's Lament, Plexiglass Toilet, Take off your Clothes, Bras on 45, Dwarf Tossing, My Ding a Ling, Earache my Eye, Fish Heads Apr 25, 1993 [ Play List ] (Added Dec 2, 2019) |
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FLO & EDDIE: I'm my Own Grandpa, Go Play in Traffic, Merchant's Lunch, Derby Town, Buffalo, Fox in Socks, Haley's Comet, Goodness Gracious Me, Flo & Eddie Theme, Eddie Are you Kidding, TIbetan Memory Trick, Wasn't That a Party, Someone ate the Baby, I Hate when that Happens, Marvin, Dare to be Stupid Feb 9, 1986 [ Play List ] (Added Dec 2, 2019) |
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BARNES & BARNES INTERVIEW/WINTER/TOP TEN 1948: Our 2019 holiday celebrations begin as for the first time in over 20 years we welcome Barnes & Barnes for a "Holidaze in Lumania" interview! Plus a first-hour Free-for-All with lots of winter wondersongs, and the Top Ten. Nov 30, 2019 [ Play List ] (Added Nov 30, 2019) |
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LIVE AT TOWER RECORDS (Part 2): Beep Beep, Horace the School Bus Driver, Jerry the Junker, Boris the Spider, Freckle Song, I Wanna Kiss Her, Beer Drinking Song, Fussy Eater, Bedrock Rap, Commercials on 45, Fish Heads, Yoda, I Get Weird, Dead Puppies, Smoke-off, I Had Sex with E.T. Oct 10, 1982 [ Play List ] (Added Nov 25, 2019) |
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LIVE AT TOWER RECORDS (Part 1): Dr. of Dementia, Marina Men, Green Acres, Jumping at the Record Shop, My Name is not Merv Griffin, I Used to Work in Chicago, Casey at the Bat, What is a DJ, Dirty Love, Seduced, Don't Touch me There, Fruit Song, Ethel Pump, Peek-a-boo, Earthquake Song Oct 10, 1982 [ Play List ] (Added Nov 25, 2019) |
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TURKEYS 1947: Happy Thanksgiving! Once again this year I have tons of tunes about our annual feast day, famous and obscure, sincere and cynical, but mostly a little skeptical. After that, it'll be time once again for musical turkeys - the absolute worst! Nov 23, 2019 [ Play List ] (Added Nov 23, 2019) |
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Bird on my Head, Hunting Song, Hurry Bury Baby, Football, Attack of the Killer Tomatoes, Gloomy Sunday, Middle of the House, Old Philosopher, Divorce, Roger Boom, Locked in the Closet with You, Terrible Operation Blues, On the Amazon, Crusher, Spam, Martian March, King Tut Sep 24, 1978 [ Play List ] (Added Nov 18, 2019) |
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DRINKING & SMOKING ON KLSX: My Girl's Pussy, I'm a Mainframe, Famous Jews, Cocaine Blues, Booger on my Beer Mug, Too Young to Drink, Smoke that Cigarette, Another Puff, Smoking in the Boy's Room, Noctural Stumblebut, Wappin', No Smoking, Ooh Don't Touch That, Smoke-off May 27, 1990 [ Play List ] (Added Nov 18, 2019) |
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CLASSICAL 1946: Here's another salute to classical music, which is also known as "serious music". Being serious, it's very fertile territory for spoof and satire, as many artists inside and outside the field have discovered. This is a sequel to our May 4, 2019 show, with just one piece duplicated. Nov 16, 2019 [ Play List ] (Added Nov 16, 2019) |
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LEONARD KOREN INTERVIEW (KMET PART 2): Ling Ting Tong, Rub a Dub, Singing in the Bathtub, Rubber Duckie, Rain Montage, Bathtub Song, Splish Splash, Window Shopping, Hamster Love, Geek's Revenge, Party, Old Doggies, Stardrek, Vatican Rag Dec 11, 1977 [ Play List ] (Added Nov 11, 2019) |
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KMET PART 1: Spider in the Bath, TV Blues, Videotape, Nixon Victory March, Punk Rock Christmas, Davy's Dinghy, Belly Button Song, Grandmother's Song, Cocaine Habit, Good King Kong Looked Out, Elmer's Tune, Hanukah is Here, Death to Disco, Santa Jaws Dec 11, 1977 [ Play List ] (Added Nov 11, 2019) |
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PSYCHIATRY II 1945: In which we wrap up our comedy-music survey of mental disorders, and the sane and sometimes insane things we do to treat them. Nov 9, 2019 [ Play List ] (Added Nov 9, 2019) |
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CAFFEINE: Vanna Pick me a Letter, Word from Farkle, Spectrum Song, Why Does the Sun Shine, Star Wars Cantina, George Bush Language Center, Mississippi Squirrel Revival, Grandma vs. the Crusher, I Want a Proper Cup of Coffee, Stress, Coffee, Too Much Coffee, Java Jive, Liar Sleeps Tonight, Shatner, What if your Butt was Gone Sep 12, 2004 [ Play List ] (Added Nov 4, 2019) |
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FUNNY 25 FOR 1991 (NATIONAL VERSION) Dec 29, 1991 [ Play List ] (Added Nov 4, 2019) |
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PSYCHIATRY 1944: Mental illness, psychosis and neurosis, is a very serious issue - but it has inspired a whole lot of really funny songs over the years. Some are goofy, some are profound. Many were written by eminently sane people, but others - who knows? This week we also have the Top Ten for October. Nov 2, 2019 [ Play List ] (Added Nov 2, 2019) |
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KMET PART 2: Hand me Down my Jogging Shoes, Saber Dancer, Eggs, General Hospitale, Throw it out the Window, Short People, Tall People, Jimmy Durante Nose, Dead Puppies, Laugh and be Happy, Space Invaders, It's not Nice to Fool Mother Nature, Big Balls Jul 12, 1981 [ Play List ] (Added Oct 28, 2019) |
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KMET PART 1, LEON REDBONE INTERVIEW: Old King Louie, Green Garden Hose, On Top of a Pizza, Ballad of the Baseball Strike, Cocktails for Two, Duncan, Paralyzed, Talking John Birch, Attack of the 50-ft. Woman, Lovesick Blues, Seduced, Bicycle Seat Jul 12, 1981 [ Play List ] (Added Oct 28, 2019) |
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HALLOWEEN 1943: Here's Part Two of the all-new Spooky Tunes and Scary Melodies show for 2019! (The October Top Ten debuts on November 2). Oct 26, 2019 [ Play List ] (Added Oct 26, 2019) |
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Last Blast of the Blasted Bugler, How Sweet to be an Idiot, Smoke Off, Harvey & Sheila, Split Level Head, Purple Haze, Tour of New York, Beam me up Scotty, Bumblebee in a Nudist Colony, Secretary Song, Time Warp, Hamster Love, Ballad of Irving Sep 17, 1978 [ Play List ] (Added Oct 21, 2019) |
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CHRISTMAS ON KSCA: Christmas Wrapping, Christmas at my House, Frosty the Snowman, Hula Holiday, You can Sue, Night Before Christmas, Rudolph the Bald Headed Reindeer, I've Got some Presents for Santa, Christmas Pudding, All I Want for Christmas is my 2 Front Teeth, Grandma Got Run over by a Reindeer Dec 25, 1994 [ Play List ] (Added Oct 21, 2019) |
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HALLOWEEN 1942: The nights are cooler and the Jack O'Lanterns are glowing and it's time once again for our Halloween shows! Here is the first of two new shows for this year, including old favorites, new discoveries and a whole lot of your requests. Oct 19, 2019 [ Play List ] (Added Oct 19, 2019) |
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KMET PART 2: Garage Sale, Harv Kirshner, Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds, Marvin's Duckie, Idiot Song, Ballad of the Everyday House Wife, Monkey Bite, Normal, Let me Bang your Box, In Someone's Sneakers, Wet Dream, Take a Walk on the Kosher Side, Argument Clinic, Gumball Wizard Feb 15, 1976 [ Play List ] (Added Oct 14, 2019) |
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KMET PART 1: Mummy, Boris Pilloris, If, No Wedding Bells for Me, Cockroach Stomp, I'm Popeye the Sailor, Man on page 602, Wreck of the Old '97, Yankee Doodle, Don't Put Onions on your Hamburger, Are You for Real?, Lobster Woman, Worms, Hippity Hop, Hostility Rag, Condom Feb 15, 1976 [ Play List ] (Added Oct 14, 2019) |
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POTTY HUMOR 1941: Our topic today is something we're all familiar with - toilets! Commodes! In other words, potty humor! I've never declared that as a special topic before, but judging by all the requests that came in, this should be one of our most popular topics ever. Oct 12, 2019 [ Play List ] (Added Oct 12, 2019) |
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DR. WHO 40TH ANNIVERSARY: Music Sex & Cookies, Cupcakes, Loving you has Made me Bananas, How Many Clowns in a Car?, 18 Wheels on a Big Rig, Ballad of Johnny Holmes, In my Country, Maniac vs. Brainiac, 7-11, Who is the Doctor, Doctorin the Tardis, Robot Cat, Dying Cub Fan's Last Request Nov 9, 2003 [ Play List ] (Added Oct 7, 2019) |
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EXERCISE: Brady Bunch, Sunday Driving, Outside the Hospital, Boys Just Want to Have Sex, Radio Russia, Ying Tong Song, Chicken Fat, Back When my Hair was Short, Dentist, Vampire Beavers, Cool Down, Elements, Eat it, Marvin I Love You Feb 19, 1984 [ Play List ] (Added Oct 7, 2019) |
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OBSOLETE 1940: Today's topic is Funny Songs (and spoken bits) about Forgotten Phenomena. Many of these were very popular on the show when they first came out, and many are still hilarious (I'll say a few words now and then to explain things). Also a pop-up topic - Things On Fire (that aren't supposed to be). Oct 5, 2019 [ Play List ] (Added Oct 5, 2019) |
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WORLD WAR II, GUEST ON IAN WHITCOMB: Adolf, Remember Pearl Harbor, I'm Sending a Letter to Santa Claus, Der Fuehrer's Face, Yankee Doodle Spirit, Johnny Zero, Coming in on a Wing and a Prayer, Praise the Lord and Pass the Ammunition, Stalin Wasn't Stallin, I'm a Cranky old Yank (MONO ONLY) Dec 5, 1991 [ Play List ] (Added Sep 30, 2019) |
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TOP TEN/COUNTRY 1939: The Top Ten for September 2019, plus a fun little stack of crazy Country! note: Top Ten song #3 has the f-word, repeated to the point of absurdity! Sep 28, 2019 [ Play List ] (Added Sep 28, 2019) |
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KMET PART 2, SCATMAN CROTHERS INTERVIEW: Give me Nuclear Power, Rawhide, I'm the Scat Man, I've got Rhythm, What a Nice Kid like You Doing in a Place like This, Transfusion, Marijuana Polka, Still no Sign of Land, Healthy Attitude, Slide Trombone, Psycho Chicken, Mr. Bill Jul 20, 1980 [ Play List ] (Added Sep 23, 2019) |
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KMET PART 1, STUART PAUL INTERVIEW: Freaking at the Freaker's Ball, Darth Vader, Please Mr. Carter, Tacos for Two, Soba Song, Teenage Romance, Top of the Pyramid, To Mommy, It's a Heartburn, Okie from Muskogee, Boats, Guys are not Proud, Dead Rubber Pigs, One Hippopotami Jul 20, 1980 [ Play List ] (Added Sep 23, 2019) |
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ANIMALS 1938: More animal songs this week...Demented tunes about animals in the zoo, animals in the wild, and animals in our imagination! Plus Talk Like a Pirate Weekend, A Statistically Significant Love Song, and what you can do with a time machine (but maybe shouldn't). Sep 21, 2019 [ Play List ] (Added Sep 21, 2019) |
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William Tell Overture, Honey Don't you Want a Man like Me, A Little More Gauze, I Owe a Lot to Iowa Pot, Lyle Crosby interview, Purple People Eater, Trouble with Harry, Tell me a Story, Step Right up, Lulu, New Horizons in Music Appreciation, Martian Boogie, Making Love in a Subaru, My Name is Larry, Who's on First Sep 10, 1978 [ Play List ] (Added Sep 16, 2019) |
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(KLSX LIVE) HAIR: Hooray for Captain Spalding, Plastic or Paper, Abominable Snowman in the Market, After Christmas Syndrome, Happy New Year, Shoehorn with Teeth, Machines, Sushi Baby, Lee Harvey was a Friend of Mine, My Hair, Duck Tail, Almost Cut my Hair, Uneasy Rider, Boobs a Lot, Doctor in the Tardis, Fish Heads, Dead Puppies Jan 8, 1989 [ Play List ] (Added Sep 16, 2019) |
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FARM 1937: On Dr. Demento's farm, he grows funny songs instead of chickens or rutabagas. He has a bumper crop this time and plays about 90 minutes worth on this show! Plus some hot new stuff in the first half hour. Sep 14, 2019 [ Play List ] (Added Sep 14, 2019) |
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PART TWO KMET: Let's all Sing like the Birds, Dry Bones, Predictions for 100 Years from Now, News of the World, On the Good Ship Lollipop, Oozing Cyst Blues, Sidewalk Surfing, Short Dresses, Traffic Song, Cherokee Dance, Ole Svenson, Shaving Cream, Ed Barbara, Ballad of Bilbo Baggins, Loving you has Made me Bananas, Cockroach that Ate Cincinnati, Duke of Ook Apr 6, 1975 [ Play List ] (Added Sep 9, 2019) |
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PART ONE KMET: April Showers, It Never Rains in Sunny California, I Took my Organ to the Party, Psychedelic Love, Giving it to Mary, Beer Barrel Polka, Java Jive, Doap, Sweet Marijuana Brown, Smut, Let's Do it, I Said no, Down by the Station, Cable Car Concerto, Nina Cocka Nina, When I'm Cleaning Windows, Take off your Clothes, Are you a Turtle, All by Myself Without my Ape Apr 6, 1975 [ Play List ] (Added Sep 9, 2019) |
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FRUIT 1936: Our topic today is fruit, featuring the funniest fruit of all! We also have a generous first hour Free-For-All with Groucho, Carlton the Doorman and Randy Rainbow's latest. Fragrant fumes and durty wurds in the very last track. Sep 7, 2019 [ Play List ] (Added Sep 7, 2019) |
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COWS: Moo Moo, Blind Willie Feldman, Vampire Frogs, Building for the Future, Demented News, It Never Rains in Southern California, Talking Seattle Grunge Rock Blues, Let's Make the Water Turn Black, Alphabet Song, Einstein, Richter Scale, Mutant Cows, Werecow, New Age Girl, Microsoft Word Jan 29, 1995 [ Play List ] (Added Sep 2, 2019) |
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STAR TREK: Curly Shuffle, April Showers, Green Garden Hose, Drip Drip Drip, Rub-a-Dub-Dub, Inside or Out, Siamese Cat, K-mart Blues, Hacker's Rap, Teenage Brain Surgeon, Ape Call, Trouble with Klingons, Highly Illogical, Star Trip, Star Trekkin, Second Week of Deer Camp, Adam West Apr 2, 1989 [ Play List ] (Added Sep 2, 2019) |
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LABOR DAY 1935: Happy Labor Day, everyone! Dr. D worked overtime to bring you a show with songs about work that are fun to listen to, PLUS the Top Ten for August, PLUS a half-hour free-for-all to start the show! Aug 31, 2019 [ Play List ] (Added Aug 31, 2019) |
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KMET PART TWO: Beam me up Scotty, Time Warp Dance medley, I Can't Dance, I Won't Dance, Disco Tech, Jones Laughing Record, Animal, Disco Duck, Three Drunk Newts, Mrs. Jaws, Purple People Eater, Harv Kirchner, My Name is Larry, Fish Heads Apr 29, 1979 [ Play List ] (Added Aug 26, 2019) |
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KMET PART ONE: (FIRST TWO MINUTES VERY NOISY!) Broadway New York, Daylight Savings Time, One of these Days Pow, Cocktails for Two, Funky Gibbon, We Saw the Sea, Foreign Legion of Love, Transistorized Sweetheart, Flakes, Canasta, I am an Astronaut Apr 29, 1979 [ Play List ] (Added Aug 26, 2019) |
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SCHOOL 1934: With most kids back in school, once again we celebrate all things scholastic -grade school, high school and college! Also a few songs about snack food, and a tribute to the late Kip Addotta ("Wet Dream.") Aug 24, 2019 [ Play List ] (Added Aug 24, 2019) |
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Crusher, Gimme that old Unemployment, You Went the Wrong Way old King Louie, Your Love is Like Nuclear Waste, What's up Doc?, Light my Fire, Minnie the Moocher, Them Toad Suckers, Johnny had a Yo Yo, Ain't we Crazy, Normal, Leader of the Laundromat, They Don't Make Nun Names, Beep Beep, Elements, Dead Puppies Sep 10, 1978 [ Play List ] (Added Aug 19, 2019) |
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HALLOWEEN PART 1: Time Warp, Gobblin Girl, Casting my Spell, Monster Concert, Nightmare on my Street, Zombie Stomp, It's Alive, Carmen Miranda's Ghost, Midnight Stroll, Halloween Spooks, I Want to Bite Your Hand, Vampire Bat, Vampire Sleeps, Werewolves of London, Psycho, Werecow, Nature Trail to Hell Oct 22, 1995 [ Play List ] (Added Aug 19, 2019) |
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CATS 1933: There are not as many cat songs as there are dog songs, but some cat songs are extra special, and very demented! Lots of those on this week's show, along with a tribute to the late Dick Price, and a 50th anniversary salute to Disneyland's Haunted Mansion, with former Mansion employee Whimsical Will. Aug 17, 2019 [ Play List ] (Added Aug 17, 2019) |
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KMET PART 2: Laugh Laugh Laugh, Who's on First, Rubber Duckie, Rose-Colored Glasses, Whiffenpoof Song, Sweet Violets, Dinghy Song, Jesse James, Crepitation Contest, Highly Illogical, Shaving Cream, Old Sow Song, Ain't we Crazy (MONO ONLY) Apr 28, 1974 [ Play List ] (Added Aug 12, 2019) |
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KMET PART 1: Happy new Year, 3 Little Fishies, Golden Grid Iron Boy, Constantinople, Drowning in the Surf, Minnie the Moocher, Pub with no Beer, Un-birthday Song, Mummy, My Little Grass Shack, Euphoria, Cable Car Concerto (MONO ONLY) Apr 28, 1974 [ Play List ] (Added Aug 12, 2019) |
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DOGS 1932: The dog days are here, and the Doctor has 90 minutes of Demented dog songs and sketches for you. Plus the Ravings of John McCullough, and Whimsical Will's fateful trip down that Old Town Road! Aug 10, 2019 [ Play List ] (Added Aug 10, 2019) |
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CIRCUS: Fibber Island, It's the Real World After All, Song of the Sewer, Song Inside my Head, Witch Doctor, When I was a Dinosaur, My Jellyroll, Robot Parade, Ritalin, Circus Song, Bozo Song, Man on the Flying Trapeze, Nellie the Elephant, Animal Uprising, Bad Influence, Wet Dream. Peter Parker, Devil Went to Jamaica Jul 14, 2002 [ Play List ] (Added Aug 5, 2019) |
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TWO LIVE JEWS INTERVIEW: Little Blue Man, Mrs. Fletcher, Jailhouse Iraq, Nails, Hunting Song, Daffy Duck Rhapsody, Deer Hunting, I Shot Bambi's Mother, Yosemite Sam, Those 2 Dreadful Children, My Neighbor's Kids, Kosher as They Want to Be, Shake your Tuckas, Clothes of the Dead, If You Knew Souter, We Love Barney Fife, Oy It's so Humid Oct 21, 1990 [ Play List ] (Added Aug 5, 2019) |
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FISH 1931: Still a whole lot of funny fish songs in the Lake of Dementia, so this week we're back to catch some more! Plus lots of your requests in the first hour. Aug 3, 2019 [ Play List ] (Added Aug 3, 2019) |
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KMET PART TWO: It's no Laughing Matter, King Tut, Woody Woodpecker, Shrivel Up, Little Wooden Whistle, Candy Man, Huntington Park, Happy Feet, Smoke Off, Hello DJ, My Dead Dog Rover, Commercials, Pencil Neck Geek, Sweet Transvestite Oct 15, 1978 [ Play List ] (Added Jul 29, 2019) |
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KMET PART ONE: Sister Jenny's Turn to Throw the Bomb, Creativity in Action, Ralph & Herbie, Hippity Hop, Disc Jockey Blues, A Song with a Peal, Ballad of Bloody Guts, Piles of It, Roots, Come up and See me Sometime, Rabbit Hash, Onomotopeia Oct 15, 1978 [ Play List ] (Added Jul 29, 2019) |
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TOP TEN 1930: "Raining Tacos" has been "weaponized" in Florida! This week's show is dripping with taco tunes, and money, and moose turds...and of course, the Top Ten for July. Rated PG-13 for Randy Rainbow's latest tribute to our great leader, and a few other durty wurds. Jul 27, 2019 [ Play List ] (Added Jul 27, 2019) |
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(KLSX LIVE) JOHN CHRISTIANSON INTERVIEW: Can't get my Motor to Start, Heaven is for Presbyterians, How Come my Dog Don't Bark, Robin the Boy Blunder, Melanie, Every Little Bug, I Ain't Hep to that Step, Cocktails for Two, Dragnet, Wyatt Earp Makes me Burp, Nine Coronas, Contra Rap Jan 31, 1988 [ Play List ] (Added Jul 22, 2019) |
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FRED BLASSIE INTERVIEW: Gilligan's Island Stairway, Gonna Buy me a Dog, Hail to the Jewish Mother, Animal House, Teen Commandments, School Cafeteria, Go Go Pogo, Ticklish Ruben, Camelot, I'm a Nut, My Way, Ode to the Little Brown Shack out Back, Hamster Love, Snoopy & the Red Baron, King Tut Sep 3, 1978 [ Play List ] (Added Jul 22, 2019) |
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GAMES 1929: Our topic is Games - all kinds of games, but mostly the less athletic kind - video games, role-playing games and the like - plus the 50th anniversary of the moon landing (July 20) and the 30th anniversary of something a little more Demented. Jul 20, 2019 [ Play List ] (Added Jul 20, 2019) |
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KMET PART 2: Singing in the Bathtub, Crusher, Ape Call, Jelly Roll's First Cousin, Zoot Suit, Jerry the Junker, Bread Line Blues, I'm the Greek Ambassador, Boobs a Lot, Delicious, Ain't we Crazy, Split Level Head, Dueling Tubas Apr 8, 1973 [ Play List ] (Added Jul 15, 2019) |
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KMET PART 1: Polly Wolly Doodle, Farmer's Life, I Scream You Scream, Calamity Jane, Putting on the Ritz, Open the Door Richard, Tell me Mama, Chloe, Nose Job, Riders in the Sky, Who Pumped the Wind in my Doughnut, Eh Cumpari Apr 8, 1973 [ Play List ] (Added Jul 15, 2019) |
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SOUND EFFECTS PART TWO 1928: Here's Part 2 of our sound effects extravaganza, a tribute to Mad Magazine, and more! Jul 13, 2019 [ Play List ] (Added Jul 13, 2019) |
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BIRDS: Trigger Happy, Political Science, Turning Japanese, Surfing with Britney, Bertha Butt Boogie, Three Idiots I, Tennessee Bird Walk, Bird on my Head, Daffy Duck's Rhapsody, I Want a New Duck, Dead Parrot, Biggest Parakeets in Town, Horrible Movie Song, 99 Dead Baboons May 20, 2001 [ Play List ] (Added Jul 8, 2019) |
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THE FIFTIES: One Hen, Insomnia, In the Mood, Loch Ness Monster, Abominable Snowman in the Market, Jump Jump, Charlie Brown, Be Prepared, Ballad of Davey Crewcut, Kookie Lend me Your Comb, Within You Without You, Miss Goggins & the Gorilla, Squirrels, Happy Happy Joy Joy Jun 28, 1992 [ Play List ] (Added Jul 8, 2019) |
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ALL-TIME FUNNY 25 1927: And here's the All-Time Funny 25! The most requested songs and stories in the 49-year history of the Dr. Demento Show, counted down from #25 to Number One. (A few extras are heard at the start of the show). Jul 6, 2019 [ Play List ] (Added Jul 6, 2019) |
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KMET HOUR 2 & 3, NIXON & CHRISTMAS: He's Our Al, I'm Gonna Vote for a Republican/Democrat, They Like Ike, High Hopes, Abe Snake for President, We'll Ride with Nixon, Nixon's the One, Tricky Dicky, Watergate Blues, Nixorcist, White Christmas, Santa Fly, Have a Jewish Christmas, Night Before Christmas, Monster's Holiday, Randolph the Flat Nosed Reindeer, Chincy old Scrooge, Be Kind to your Street Corner Santa Dec 22, 1974 [ Play List ] (Added Jul 1, 2019) |
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TOP TEN 1926: Top Ten time for June! For the rest of the show, the theme is America. A very broad theme for a very broad country. A couple tracks were even recorded in England, but they're about America. Jun 29, 2019 [ Play List ] (Added Jun 29, 2019) |
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SUMMER/BEER: Bird Bathroom, Macenroe's Breakfst, Someone ate the Baby, Too Darn Hot, Swimming Song, I Like Beer, Beer Barrel Polka, Glorious Beer, 99 Bottles of Beer, In Heaven there is no Beer, Pub with no Beer, How Many Burps in a Bottle of Beer, Who Drank my Beer, 15 Beers Ago, Those 2 Dreadful Children Jul 31, 1983 [ Play List ] (Added Jun 24, 2019) |
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CHRISTMAS IN JULY: Battle of Kookamunga, Be Prepared, Tattooed Lady, Buffy come Back, Donald the Dub, I Found the Brains of Santa Claus, Wreck the Halls, Grandma got Run Over by a Reindeer, Hostility Rag, Red Wing, Running Bear, Galaxy Song, Silicon Valley Guy, I Love Rocky Road Jul 10, 1983 [ Play List ] (Added Jun 24, 2019) |
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RANDOM 1925: Normally each show has a topic these days, but this one does not, which makes it abnormal (even more than most of my shows!) Most of the songs were picked at random. Some tried and true favorites along with many we haven't heard in years. Jun 22, 2019 [ Play List ] (Added Jun 22, 2019) |
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CHRISTMAS IN AUGUST: Madalena Hadalena, Dirty old Man, I'd Rather be Dead, Hello this isn't Anna, Desecration Rag, Abominable Snowman, All I Want for Christmas is my Two Front Teeth, Twelve Gifts of Christmas, Birthday, He Hit Me, My Name is Larry, Dragnet Goes to Kindergarten Aug 27, 1978 [ Play List ] (Added Jun 17, 2019) |
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(KLSX LIVE) ALL REQUESTS: Lumberjack Song, Jar Song, I'm a Boinger, Last Blast of the Blasted Bugler, Walter Wart the Freaky Frog, N.F.L., Chalk Dust, Learn How to Drive, Elvis is Everywhere, When Harpo Played his Harp, Santa Baby, You're Ugly, Beastie Wrap, Scotsman, Ballad of Irving Sep 27, 1987 [ Play List ] (Added Jun 17, 2019) |
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FATHER'S DAY 1924: Happy Father's Day! Here's an hour of funny fatherly favorites, plus a tribute to my late colleague Dr. John, some of your requests and a few provocative animal songs. Jun 15, 2019 [ Play List ] (Added Jun 15, 2019) |
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KMET PART TWO: I'm my own Grandpa, Rat, Tarzan, Animal, Wonderful World, Born to be with You, Johnny Appleseed, Dinghy Song, Statesboro Blues, Take it Easy Greasy, Sweet Marijuana Brown, Fine & Mellow, I Got Loaded, Singing in the Bathtub, Pink Champagne (MONO ONLY) Nov 19, 1972 [ Play List ] (Added Jun 10, 2019) |
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KMET PART ONE: Green Door, Red Rider, I'm no Communist, Talking John Birch, Frankie & Johnny, Zorro, Abba Dabba Honeymoon, It's a Gas, Hodad of the Year, Turkey Trot, Tom Joad, Dear Oakie, Route 66, East L.A., Santa Catalina, Broadway/New York, Tree (MONO ONLY) Nov 19, 1972 [ Play List ] (Added Jun 10, 2019) |
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FISH 1923: This week's topic is fish...and fishing! Got a bucketful of funny songs about scaly-swimmy-finny creatures, from their point of view and ours, and a hearty free-for-all in Hour One. First of two parts (the second round arrives on August 3). Jun 8, 2019 [ Play List ] (Added Jun 8, 2019) |
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CATS: Cause I'm a Blond, My Dead Dog Rover, Stop Dragging my Car Around, How Come my Dog Don't Bark, Walleye, Vampire Beavers, Everybody Wants to be a Cat, I Taut I Taw a Putty Tat, My Girl's Pussy, Cows with Guns, Viagra in the Waters Aug 27, 2000 [ Play List ] (Added Jun 3, 2019) |
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IAN WHITCOMB CO-HOST: Mad Dogs & Englishmen, Laughing Policeman, Ying Tong Song, Pet Shop, My Old Man's a Dust Man, L.S. Bumblebee, Ouch, I'm the Urban Spaceman, When I'm Cleaning Windows, Lily the Pink, Disco Sucks, Her Majesty Aug 5, 1979 [ Play List ] (Added Jun 3, 2019) |
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SOUND EFFECTS 1922: For over a century, recording artists, and comedy song artists especially, have occasionally (or frequently) used sound effects to illustrate a point or simply for fun. Many listeners have suggested examples, and we'll hear some rare and great ones on this week's show. We'll also bid farewell to Leon Redbone and Tony Glover. Jun 1, 2019 [ Play List ] (Added Jun 1, 2019) |
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KMET PART 2, JOHN BELUSHI TRIBUTE: Boogie Man, Lonely at the Bottom, Louie Louie, Thunder Road, John Belushi interview, Flip Flop Fly, Pasadena, Los Angeles, Sideboard Song, Frogger's Lament, E-I-O, Russian Bandstand, Punk Polka, Three Drunk Newts, Yoda, It's Good to be the King, I Like, Take Off Mar 7, 1982 [ Play List ] (Added May 27, 2019) |
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KMET PART 1: Boobs a Lot, Sit on my Face, I Got it from Agnes, Do the Donkey Kong, Meadow Muffin Blues, Winestoned Plowboy, Peter's Doughnuts, Rabbit Hash, Cowboy Needs a Horse, Peter the Meter Reader, Tennessee Bird Walk, Why a Duck, Pet Shop, In the Mood, Romping through the Swamp, Roll me Over Mar 7, 1982 [ Play List ] (Added May 27, 2019) |
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TOP TEN 1921: The Top Ten for May 2019. The Official Dr D Facebook group was very busy this week, and this show has a whole lot of your requests, plus Andy Merrill and Dr D singing "Shaving Cream" at East Coast Comicon! May 25, 2019 [ Play List ] (Added May 25, 2019) |
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Martian Hop, 30 Thousand Pounds of Bananas, Purple People Eater, Some People Think Chickens have Lips, Making Out, Father of a Boy Named Sue, Night Fever, Mahna Mahna, Lost my Stash, Psycho, Biddie McGraw, Who's on First, Time Warp, Pencil Neck Geek Aug 20, 1978 [ Play List ] (Added May 20, 2019) |
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(KLSX LIVE) FATHER'S DAY: Hey Batman, I Want a new Duck, Bad Bad Murphy Brown, Spam, It Ain't the Meat, Demented News, Mr. Custer, Last Blast of the Blasted Bugler, Bury me in my Shades, It's Just my Kids, Poor Papa, I'll Flip you like a Cheese Omelet, Happy Happy Joy Joy Jun 21, 1992 [ Play List ] (Added May 20, 2019) |
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FAVORITES 1920: Not long ago there was a fine discussion on the Dr D Facebook group in which listeners named their favorite Demented Disc of all time. I figured that was worth turning into a show, and here it is! May 18, 2019 [ Play List ] (Added May 18, 2019) |
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KMET LIVE PART 2: Old Ben Lucas, Up your Nose, Take me out to the Ballgame, Ain't Nobody's Business, Beans, Beatles will Get You, Giggles, Crawl out Through the Fall Out, Surfer Dan, Powerhouse, Groundhog, I Ate the Baloney, Rubber Biscuit, He hit Me, Bounce your Boobies Jan 16, 1977 [ Play List ] (Added May 13, 2019) |
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KMET LIVE PART 1: Mary Queen of Scots, Crazy Words Crazy Tune, Howling at the Moon, Proud Mary, Dancing in the Nude, In the Mood, Come up and See me Sometime, Little Blue Man, Ain't we Crazy, Sidewalk Convoy, Acne, Telegram, Great Bell, Ajax Liquor Store, Peanut Boogie Jan 16, 1977 [ Play List ] (Added May 13, 2019) |
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MOTHER'S DAY 1919: It's another Mothers Day show. Mothers and others with an open mind and a sense of humor are welcome to listen! Free-for-all in the first hour, with some kinky bits in the second segment (note the song titles). May 11, 2019 [ Play List ] (Added May 11, 2019) |
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THE YEAR 1983: I Love Rocky Road, Galaxy Song, Gitarzan, Great Bell, Pizza Dude, Bacon Bombs, Monster, Wax your Carrot, Boogie in your Butt, New York New York, Lock the Snackbar, Smoke Two Joints, Buffy Come Back, South Park Junkie, Kenny was a Kid from South Park, Me like Hockey, My Pants go Down Mar 29, 1998 [ Play List ] (Added May 6, 2019) |
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WATERGATE TENTH ANNIVERSARY: Beep Beep, Cars & Driving, Fast Food, Beatles Rap, Fairfax Ave., Private Eye, We'll Ride with Nixon, Break-in, Telltale Tape, Down at the Old Watergate, Nixorcist, Nixon's the One, Moonlight Swim, Vampire Beavers, 99 Dead Babboons, Rapmaster Ronnie, She's Big & Round Aug 5, 1984 [ Play List ] (Added May 6, 2019) |
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CLASSICAL 1918: Rural hip-hop is big these days. I played a song about that a dozen years ago! That one is on the show again this week, along with the Canadian song The Simpsons wanted to use but couldn't get permission. Plus an hour of classical music spoofs - PDQ Bach, Spike Jones, Florence Foster Jenkins and more. May 4, 2019 [ Play List ] (Added May 4, 2019) |
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KMET PART 2: Home montage, India, Hungarian Goulash, Thunder Road, Going Quackers, Carter gets a Phone Call, Reagan Interview, I Want to be Spock, Day in the Life, Psycho Chicken, My Girl's Pussy, Gumball Wizard, Drugs, Fish Heads Jan 25, 1981 [ Play List ] (Added Apr 29, 2019) |
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KMET PART 1: We're Coming to your House, Deteriorata, home montage, Girlfriend, Bicycle Seat, Nagasaki, I am What I am, Back from the Shadows, Up in Smoke, Non Skid Manure, Window Cleaner #2, Vaccum Cleaner Hoses, Yankee Doodle Jan 25, 1981 [ Play List ] (Added Apr 29, 2019) |
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TOP TEN 1917: The Top Ten for April 2019, plus three (3) new songs inspired by Avengers:Endgame, several listeners' choices for a future All Time Funny 25, and lots more surprises new and old. Apr 27, 2019 [ Play List ] (Added Apr 27, 2019) |
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Middle of the House, Beam me up Scotty, Obscene Phone Bust, Herbert the Pervert, Everybody Wants my Fanny, I Love Onions, Thank God I'm a Rich Kid, Dueling Tubas, Masochism Tango, Harry the Hairy Ape, Locked in the Closet with You, Gumball Wizard, Who's on First, King Tut, Another Puff Aug 13, 1978 [ Play List ] (Added Apr 22, 2019) |
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LIVE ON KMET: Old Philosopher, Twisted, K-mart Blues, Java Jive, Toast, Last Laugh, It's the Real World After All, Lottery, Private Life, Political Science, Roger Boom, Evil Dope, How Sweet to be an Idiot, Robert Hillburn, Bad Attitude, Sweet Transvestite, It's a Gas, Wet Dream, Existential Blues Mar 9, 1986 [ Play List ] (Added Apr 22, 2019) |
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EASTER/EARTH DAY 1916: Easter is this weekend...and the very next day is Earth Day. We'll celebrate both, along with the first novelty song to hit #1 on the pop charts in ages (and a parody of that song as well)...plus a whole lot of garbage! Some cuss words in the second song. Apr 20, 2019 [ Play List ] (Added Apr 20, 2019) |
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CHRISTMAS PART 2: I Want You for Christmas, My Birthday comes on Christmas, Beatles for Christmas, Little St. Nick, On the Night Before Christmas, Bebop Santa Claus, Have a Jewish Christmas, Wreck the Halls, Santa Claus & his Old Lady, Ho Ho Ho, Snoopy's Christmas, Christmas Balls, 12 Gifts of Christmas, Deck the Halls Dec 19, 1976 [ Play List ] (Added Apr 15, 2019) |
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CHRISTMAS PART 1: Squirley Christmas, Nutcracker Suite, Night Before Christmas, Granny's Holiday Fruitcake, I Want a Hippopotamus for Christmas, Super Skier, White Christmas, Santa Jaws, In the Mood, My 2 Front Teeth, Hanukah Music Box, Christmas Dragnet, Dallas Cowboys, Surfer's Christmas List, Wonderful Day Dec 19, 1976 [ Play List ] (Added Apr 15, 2019) |
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ALCOHOL II 1915: Here's the promised sequel to our March 9 festival of funny drinking songs. Plenty of hilarity, even if you don't imbibe! Tattoos and tomatoes too (and a few naughty words). Apr 13, 2019 [ Play List ] (Added Apr 13, 2019) |
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MARRIAGE: White Lightning, Just a Coffee, Disease Song, H&R Grunt, Drake on the Move, Particle Man, Dude Airways, Android, Confession Hotline, Rock & Roll Wedding, Big Bad Bill, Take my Wife Please, Divorce, Hello I Love You, The Battle of New Kuwait Apr 14, 1991 [ Play List ] (Added Apr 8, 2019) |
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GEORGE CARLIN INTERVIEW: Rodeo Song, Funky Gibbon, Daddy's Money, Asteroids, Plexiglass Toilet, Pac-Man Fever, Take Off, Pennies from Heaven, Doctor Jokes, Pac-Man, Place for my Stuff, Ice Box Man, Bars, Commercials on 45, Bomb in the Mail, Yoda Jan 3, 1982 [ Play List ] (Added Apr 8, 2019) |
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MEDICINE 1914: Here's the sequel to our Medicine Show from March 2, with lots more mad medical melodies, musical miracle cures and hospital horror stories! Plus our usual assortment of requests and more mischief in Hour One. Apr 6, 2019 [ Play List ] (Added Apr 6, 2019) |
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CLASSICAL ON KUSC: The Doc brings a touch of dementia to a classical station on New Year's Eve! Co-hosting with Jim Svejda. Dec 31, 2015 [ Play List ] (Added Apr 1, 2019) |
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TOP TEN 1913: Here's the Top Ten for March, and a sheaf of other stuff - yoga, Yogi, underwear, baseball, Star Trek, and (for just a minute or two) Dr D's birthday. As Weird Al says, dare to be stupid! Mar 30, 2019 [ Play List ] (Added Mar 30, 2019) |
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KMET MARCH 1980 PART 2: Shake Rattle & Roll, My Bed is a Boat, Short Dresses, Waiting Hesitating, Violin Lesson, Taking the Census, Questions, Old Sow Song, I Hate People, Little White Lies, Martian Hop, Bubbling Brain Cells, Baby likes Burping, Disco Sucks Mar 30, 1980 [ Play List ] (Added Mar 25, 2019) |
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KMET MARCH 1980 PART 1: Psycho Chicken, I Don't Want to get Drafted, Kill for Peace, 5-minute University, It's a Gas, Do You Wanna, Juanita Banana, Alabama Song, Lobby Number, It's Hard to be Humble, Viva Tequila, Travel Agency, Copycat Game, My Ding-a-Ling Mar 30, 1980 [ Play List ] (Added Mar 25, 2019) |
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HAIR 1912: What do Donald Trump and The Beatles have in common? When they first became famous, the first thing many people talked about was their hair. Hear songs about them and lots more hairy guys and gals, plus a Dick Dale tribute and lots more on this all-new Dr. Demento Show. Mar 23, 2019 [ Play List ] (Added Mar 23, 2019) |
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MOVIES ON KSCA: Big Balls, Pirate's Life is Peaceful, Born to be Wired, I Like, Mammary Glands, Marvin I Love You, It's in the Book, Lydia the Tattooed Lady, Shock Treatment, I'm Tired, Always Look on the Bright Side of Life, On the Shoulders of Freaks, Dungeons & Dragons Nov 10, 1996 [ Play List ] (Added Mar 18, 2019) |
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Wasn't that a Mighty Day, Them Duck Pluckers, Timothy, Black Denim Trousers, Juanita Banana, Baseball Rag, Elderly Man River, Smut, Your Auntie Grizelda, Mr. Segel, I Want my Baby Back, Whole Lot of Love, Marvin, Making Love in a Subaru, Hamster Love, King Tut Jul 30, 1978 [ Play List ] (Added Mar 18, 2019) |
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SCIENCE 1911: Today we have a banquet of Dementia! In addition to our special topic which is Science, we'll celebrate the spring equinox and St. Patrick's day...and for appetizers, "Opinion Rhapsody" and more amazing new stuff along with rare oldies by request. The very last song has a bunch of f-words. Mar 16, 2019 [ Play List ] (Added Mar 16, 2019) |
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KMET PART TWO: Take me out to the Bullfight, Gooey Duck Song, Keep Venice Nude, Banana Kiss, Bumper Sticker Song, Turn Your Head Sweetheart, March of the Brain Cells, On the Good Ship Lollipop, Laughing at the Funnies, Lady from 29 Palms, Belle of Bellflower, Split Level Head, Mr. Jaws, It's a Gas, Waffle Whiffer Sep 7, 1975 [ Play List ] (Added Mar 11, 2019) |
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KMET PART ONE: Let's Keep the Dodgers in Brooklyn, Respect, I like Beer, I'm Twisting Loops in Pretzels, Skinny Minnie, Good Time Girls, That Scares the Hell out of Me, I'm a Cheerleader, Dinghy Song, Laurel & Hardy in London, Has Anybody Seen my Dog?, Deepest Shelter in Town, High School USA, She Dances with Meat Sep 7, 1975 [ Play List ] (Added Mar 11, 2019) |
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ALCOHOL 1910: An all-new show with a familiar topic - alcohol. It's inspired songwriters for millenia, bringing forth thousands of sad songs and funny songs (you can guess which kind I'll be playing!) You'll be riotously entertained, even if you never touch the stuff. Mar 9, 2019 [ Play List ] (Added Mar 9, 2019) |
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HAWAII: Uncle Jack says Relax, Hawaiian War Chant, Whiskey for Breakfast, Martin Boogie, Since my Baby Turned Gay, She Left me for a Destitute Quadraplegic, You Stomped my Heart, Blind Willie Feldman, Happy Dinosaur, Let's Talk Dirty in Hawaiian, Loving You is Surfing You, Microsoft Word, Bugs, Do the Picard Jan 22, 1995 [ Play List ] (Added Mar 4, 2019) |
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Boobs a Lot, They Don't Make Nun Names, Alphabet Song, Horror Asparagus Stories, DOA, George, I Put a Spell on You, Psycho, Dust up his Nose, Irish Ballad, Herbert the Pervert, Werewolves of London, King Tut, Time Warp, Hamster Love, Fish Heads Jan 14, 1979 [ Play List ] (Added Mar 4, 2019) |
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DOCTORS 1909: Today Dr. Demento salutes doctors of medicine (and nurses too) along with some of the more amusing things that come up while they work to repair our bodies. Lots of requests, oddities and rarities in the first hour. Mar 2, 2019 [ Play List ] (Added Mar 2, 2019) |
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KMET PART 2: Gone Fishing, Hold Tight, You Don't Take Showers, Don't Let Skylab Fall on Me, Drugs, Dying Business, East L.A., Long Beach, Martian Hop, I'm a Swinger, High School Gym, Leap up & Down, Sweet Transvestite Jul 1, 1979 [ Play List ] (Added Feb 25, 2019) |
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KMET PART 1: Lumberjack Song, Reluctant Dragon, Nuclear Nightmare, I'm the Slime, Leader of the Laundromat, Call from Long Island, I Need your Help Barry Manilow, Killer Kitty, Blockhead, Declaration of Independence Jul 1, 1979 [ Play List ] (Added Feb 25, 2019) |
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TOP TEN 1908: Here's the Top Ten for February 2019, plus the Logan Awards nominees for outstanding song parody of 2018, a tribute to Ken Nordine (of Word Jazz fame), and a song for Peter Tork. Note: lots of F-words in one song, in a non-sexual context. Feb 23, 2019 [ Play List ] (Added Feb 23, 2019) |
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Everyone says I Love You, Popcorn Sack, I like Beer, Gonna Buy me a Dog, It's Johnny's Birthday, Telephone Man, Clone of my Own, I Don't Wanna see the Movie, I Ate the Baloney, Salt, Boa Constricter, Don't Eat your Crayons, Then I'll be Satisfied with Life, They Don't Make Nun Names, Who Hid the Halibut on the Poop Deck, Pits, Crusher, Time Warp Jul 23, 1978 [ Play List ] (Added Feb 18, 2019) |
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(KMET LIVE) HALLOWEEN: Dinner with Drac, Vampire Beavers, Discovery of the Week, Gobblin Girl, Werewolves of London, Haunted House, Mr. Ghost goes to Town, Grim Grinning Ghosts, Spider and the Fly, Curse of the Hearse, Please Mr. Gravedigger, Spook Opera, Thank you Scary Movies, Looney Tune, Trick or Treat, It's Halloween, Cemetary Girls, Monster Rap, Monster Mash Oct 27, 1985 [ Play List ] (Added Feb 18, 2019) |
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BABIES 1907: Today's subject is babies. They're a pleasure (and a treasure) and they are a pain, and today we have funny songs about both! Also the Logan Awards nominees for Outstanding Original Comedy Song of 2018. Feb 16, 2019 [ Play List ] (Added Feb 16, 2019) |
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PART TWO KMET: Franklin D. Roosevelt Back Again, Smut, Keep it Clean, Yosemite Sam, Trumpeting Fool, Short Dresses, Friendly Doctor, Vespa Song, John Birch Society, Trepidation Contest, Nixorcist, Friendly Neighborhood Narco Agent, Elements, Bilbo Baggins, Hooray for Captain Spalding (MONO ONLY) Mar 31, 1974 [ Play List ] (Added Feb 11, 2019) |
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PART ONE KMET: Henry Kissinger, I like a Funeral, Our Choir Directory, Take Your Girl to the Movies, 99 Bottles of Beer on the Wall, Twisted, Shine, Mystery Pacific, Hooty Sapperticker, Rosie the Riveter, Over There, Streaking at the Streaker's Ball, Short Mort, Bottom of the Lake, 1968 Nixon (MONO ONLY) Mar 31, 1974 [ Play List ] (Added Feb 11, 2019) |
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LOVE SONGS 1906: With Valentine's Day coming up on Thursday, here's my annual Love Song special, with over an hour of Demented love songs, plus a salute to the new "Madam Opus" CD of funny songs by funny women, and a new country song about atonal music (!). Rated PG-13. Feb 9, 2019 [ Play List ] (Added Feb 9, 2019) |
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MEDICAL DEMENTIA: Basketball Jones, Martian Boogie, Alphabet Song, Conjunction Junction, Blowing in the Wind, Men, Lumberjack Song, Zsa Zsa, Living with a Hernia, Bacteria, Physical, Nobody Home, We are the Worms, Star Wars Cantina Mar 2, 1997 [ Play List ] (Added Feb 4, 2019) |
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FATHER'S DAY: Jump Jump, When I'm 64, I Palindrome I, Crabs Walk Sideways, My Dog Ate Nolan Ryan, Litterbug, Fresh Garbage, I Love Trash, That's my Pa, It's Just my Kids, Poor Papa, Quayle Portrait, 7-11, Happy Happy Joy Joy Jun 21, 1992 [ Play List ] (Added Feb 4, 2019) |
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RODENTS 1905: Today's topic is rodents, nice ones and nasty ones, the celluloid kind and the furry kind too...from cute (and delicious?) little hamsters to naked mole rats and 146-pound capybaras. We open with a few songs for the polar vortex (#2 has some explicit words that were heard all across the northern USA last Wednesday!) Feb 2, 2019 [ Play List ] (Added Feb 2, 2019) |
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DOC'S BIRTHDAY PART 2: Take a Giant Step, If I had a Woman, Waiting Hesitating, Pale Blues, Transfusion, Close Encounters, Horse of Course, Dance of the Hours, Frosty the Dopeman, Sweet Transvestite, Ballad of Irving Apr 2, 1978 [ Play List ] (Added Jan 28, 2019) |
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DOC'S BIRTHDAY PART 1: My Dingaling, King Tut's Back, Clone of my Own, I'll Show you the Way, Ikey & Mikey, Hello This isn't Anna, You Need Feet, Gooey Duck Song, Who's on First, Joe Bean, Happy Birthday, Short Dresses Apr 2, 1978 [ Play List ] (Added Jan 28, 2019) |
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LISTENER FAVORITES/TOP TEN 1904: Lots of listener input on this show. Fifteen members of the Dr. D Official Facebook Group pick their single all-time favorite Demented song, leading up to the January Top Ten. There's an all-request set too! Rated PG-13 (except for the very last song) Jan 26, 2019 [ Play List ] (Added Jan 26, 2019) |
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Rubber Bullets, Plastic Jesus, Gentry's Gin, Bridget the Midget, Paralyzed, Psycho, Moose Goosers, Smog, Marijuana Munchies, Oh Those Landlords, Alvin Twist, Swamp Lake, Dead Puppies, Pencil Neck Geek, King Tut Jul 16, 1978 [ Play List ] (Added Jan 21, 2019) |
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(KMET LIVE) HOWIE MANDEL INTERIVEW: Normal, Spam, Martian Hop, Gangs, Burp, Beatles Medley, Go Go Pogo, Yuppiedrone, Bobby, Airline, Jetsons, I Do the Watusi, Junk Food Junkie, Roaches, Existential Blues (MONO ONLY) Jul 27, 1986 [ Play List ] (Added Jan 21, 2019) |
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OLD WEST PART II 1903: Part Two of Dr. D's tribute to the Old West takes a Demented look at how cowboy culture has endured and changed in the 20th and 21st centuries. Some adult themes and occasional expletives. Jan 19, 2019 [ Play List ] (Added Jan 19, 2019) |
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PART TWO: Sleep Mama Talk to your Daughter, I Got a Wife, Barney Google, Manana, Molasses, Waterloo, Pepino, I Get a Kick out of You, Baby it's Cold Outside, Motel Time, Doing What Comes Naturally, Wet Dream, Stoned, Ape Call, Pale Blues, Davy's Dinghy, Admiral's Daughter, Go West Young Man, Gloomy Sunday (MONO ONLY) Jan 7, 1973 [ Play List ] (Added Jan 14, 2019) |
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PART ONE: Money, Mad Dogs & English Men, I'm in Love with my Teacher, Charlie Brown, Teenage Bill of Rights, Point of Order, Floop, Hut Sut Song, Hunting Blues, Shot Gun Boogie, Mountain Dew, Tree Frog, Singing in the Bath Tub, Transportation Blues, Skokian, Man Who Comes Around, Keep a Knockin (MONO ONLY) Jan 7, 1973 [ Play List ] (Added Jan 14, 2019) |
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OLD WEST 1902: This week we salute the Old West, the land of cattle drives and gunfighters that continues to be celebrated in songs (including some very funny ones) and stories, a century after the fences went up and the saloons shut down. First of two parts. Jan 12, 2019 [ Play List ] (Added Jan 12, 2019) |
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DEAD ALEWIVES INTERVIEW: I Don't Wanna do That, I Won't Grow up, Yellow Septran Bus, Spare Parts, Ballad of William Robinson, Intergalactic Laxative, My Baby Loves a Bunch of Authors, I Got a Wife, Answering Machine, Dungeons and Dragons, Kill the Rabbit, Cows with Guns Apr 20, 1997 [ Play List ] (Added Jan 7, 2019) |
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ANIMALS: Sunday Driving, One Hen, Ballad of Hall & Oats, Your Feet's too Big, Big Balls, Big Butt, Cosmic Debris, In the Mood, Beatle Barkers medley, Old McDonald has a Farm, Down on the Electronic Farm, Rocky meets Moose, Harry's Jockstrap, Homecoming Queen's got a Gun May 5, 1985 [ Play List ] (Added Jan 7, 2019) |
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BRITAIN 1901: Our first show of 2019 highlights funny music from Britain. Songs that make a lot of sense, songs that make little or none at all, and many hilarious levels in between. No duplication with the "England" show of last September. Also some very nice new stuff that came in while we were celebrating the holidays. Jan 5, 2019 [ Play List ] (Added Jan 5, 2019) |
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COOL & STRANGE INTERVIEW: Our historian Jeff Morris interviews the Doc for Cool & Strange magazine. (Note that a couple of innocuous "4 letter words" are heard in the course of the interview.) (MONO ONLY) Jul 2, 1997 [ Play List ] (Added Dec 31, 2018) |
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FUNNY 25 1852: And here they are...the Funny 25 for 2018. Close race for #1 this year. Plus a few after-Christmas songs for you! Dec 29, 2018 [ Play List ] (Added Dec 29, 2018) |
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KMET PART TWO: We're in the Money, Metal Head, Dueling Tubas, Break Wind, Shaving Cream, Pass the Dutchie, Treat You like a Lady, Frogs are Fun, Original Sin, Happy Talk, Silicon Valley Guy, Falklands, Place for my Stuff, Mother Nature, Pencil Neck Geek, Titties & Beer Jan 16, 1983 [ Play List ] (Added Dec 24, 2018) |
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KMET PART ONE: Stairway to Gilligan's Island, Rawhide, Junk Food Junkie, Roll with me Henry, Pizza Man, Beer Hunter, Drunk, Turbulence, Mule Train, Whip it, Garbage, It's Still Billy Joel to me, Rocket '88, Prosperity is Just Around the Corner, Brother can you Spare a Dime?, No Depression Jan 16, 1983 [ Play List ] (Added Dec 24, 2018) |
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CHRISTMAS 1851: Dr. D's last blast for Christmas 2018 is another stellar all-new program of vintage Demented holiday delights, many by request (and a couple of provocative new ones too) plus a special Christmas edition of the Audio Torture Chamber. Dec 22, 2018 [ Play List ] (Added Dec 22, 2018) |
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FOURTH OF JULY: 200 Candles, Thank God I'm a Rich Kid, Merry Minuet, Thing, Ape Call, Blimp, What the Engine Done, Skateboard, I'm the Urban Spaceman, Close to You, 16 Tons, Mongoloid, King Tut, Grandmother's Song, Making Love in a Subaru Jul 2, 1978 [ Play List ] (Added Dec 17, 2018) |
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CHRISTMAS PART I KSCA: I Want a Blow-up Doll for Christmas, I've Got some Presents for Santa, Santa Baby, Frosty the Dopeman, Boy Named Santa, I am Santa Claus, Hanukah Rocks, What do You Get a Wookie for Christmas, Wreck the Halls, Little Drummer Boy, Ding Fries are Done, Hanukah Song Dec 8, 1996 [ Play List ] (Added Dec 17, 2018) |
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HOLIDAYS 1850: It's Act Two of our holiday trilogy for 2018! Once again the Doctor hauls out the stepladder and retrieves a bunch of the best and a handful of the worst novelty Christmas songs of all time from that high shelf where they rest undisturbed for most of the year. (Parents of young children should take note of a couple of song titles toward the end of the show). Dec 15, 2018 [ Play List ] (Added Dec 15, 2018) |
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KMET PART 2: Rock Around the Clock, Alcoholic Blues, Birds & Bees, Let's do it, It Tickles, Scratching, Running Ragged, Baby it's Cold Outside, Wipe it off, Green Christmas, Baltimore Fire, Backwater Blues, Just a Girl men Forget, Man Smart Woman Smarter, Transfusion, Christmas Balls (MONO ONLY) Nov 26, 1972 [ Play List ] (Added Dec 10, 2018) |
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KMET PART 1: Delicious, Trouble with Harry, Too Old to Cut the Mustard, What me Worry, Little Fly Song, Hold Tight, Davy's Dinghy, Big Noise from Winetka, Dr. Ben Casey, River Blues, Chloe, Eloise, Rhythm & Blues, Civilization, Dig, Belly up to the Bar, Nice to Get up in the Morning (MONO ONLY) Nov 26, 1972 [ Play List ] (Added Dec 10, 2018) |
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CHRISTMAS/HANUKKAH 1849: On our all-new show this week we have the grand finale of our Chanukah/Hanukkah celebration...and Act 1 of our three-act Christmas festival. Oldies but goodies + newies but screwies to help you Trim a Tree with Dr. D. Laughter all the way! Dec 8, 2018 [ Play List ] (Added Dec 8, 2018) |
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ALTERNATE LIFESTYLES: Flying Saucer '97, UFO, Online Religion, Music Sex & Cookies, Little Toot, Alvin's Chipmunk Band, Black Dog, Stairway to Heaven, Answering Machine, I Kissed a Girl, Leaping, I Wish I was a Lesbian, Eskimo, Gay Parade, Some of my Best Friends are Straight, Kinko the Clown, Ode to my Car, Cows with Guns Aug 31, 1997 [ Play List ] (Added Dec 3, 2018) |
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WINTER/TOP TEN 1848: Winter has arrived a little early in some places this year, and we celebrate with Yingle Bells and yellow snow. Hanukkah is also earlier than usual, and I have songs for that, and a few for Christmas as well...and to top it all off, the final Top Ten of 2018! Dec 1, 2018 [ Play List ] (Added Dec 1, 2018) |
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KMET PART 2, IT CAME FROM HOLLYWOOD INTERVIEW: Mama Told me not to Come, Wasn't that a Party, Attack of the Killer Tomatoes, Turn on the Head, Blob, Breakwind, Crepitation Contest, Green Garden Hose, Madness, I Want to be Normal, Marvin, Fish Heads Oct 24, 1982 [ Play List ] (Added Nov 26, 2018) |
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KMET PART 1, PENN INTERVIEW: Ethel Pump, Circular Impression, Music Sex & Cookies, Hey Liberace, Rag Mop, Preppy, Tubby the Tuba, Metal Head, Bach is Dead, Please Don't Talk to the Lifeguard, With the Wind and Rain in your Hair, Go See Al Oct 24, 1982 [ Play List ] (Added Nov 26, 2018) |
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RECORDS 1847: The subject is records - the medium and how it evolved, from wax cylinders to the Vinyl Revival. Lots of rare and fun examples. I'll also play some listeners' all-time favorites and bid farewell to Roy Clark. Nov 24, 2018 [ Play List ] (Added Nov 24, 2018) |
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STUPID, KSCA LIVE: Hangover, Sensitive New-age Guys, I Know You're a Fish, We are the Worms, Job Interview, Bad TV Show Host, Curly Shuffle, All my Friends are Drug Fiends, Another Puff, What I like About Booze, Dare to be Stupid, Butthead, Nobody Home, Mairsy Dotes, Dodgers Song, Pull my Finger, Amish Paradise Jan 12, 1997 [ Play List ] (Added Nov 19, 2018) |
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SUMMER: Loving you has Made me Bananas, summer montage, Dancing in the Nude, Window Cleaner, Dragnet in Kindergarten, Drowning in the Surf, Mr. Frump, Trail of the Lonesome Pine, Elderly Man River, Mule Skinner Blues, Man with the Jive, My Old Flame, Pencil Neck Geek, School Days, Spam Jun 25, 1978 [ Play List ] (Added Nov 19, 2018) |
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THANKSGIVING TURKEYS 1846: Our Thanksgiving celebration for 2018 includes Demented salutes to the holiday gathering, and also a hearty (?) serving of musical "turkeys" (a la the Golden Turkey Awards for movies). Note: the second hour is not recommended as dinner music! Nov 17, 2018 [ Play List ] (Added Nov 17, 2018) |
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CHRISTMAS 1977 PART 2: Wreck the Halls, Jingle Bells, Blue Christmas, White Christmas, Christmas Carol, Green Christmas, Santa Jaws, Randolph the Flat Nose Reindeer, Hanukah Song, Santa and his Old Lady, My Two Front Teeth, Merry Christmas to All, Christmas Carol Dec 18, 1977 [ Play List ] (Added Nov 12, 2018) |
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CHRISTMAS 1977 PART 1: Frosty the Dopeman, 12 Gifts of Christmas, Open me First, Jingle Bells, Santa Fly, Chipmunk Song, Santa's Beard, Frontier Christmas, Dept. Store Santa, Football, Christmas Tree, Granny's Holiday Fruitcake, Daddy's Christmas, Beatles Christmas Dec 18, 1977 [ Play List ] (Added Nov 12, 2018) |
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UGLY 1845: This week's show is UGLY. Lots of songs about ugly people. Some of them are mean and nasty! But funny, too. Trigger warning: A few could be described as sexist. Special added attraction: Bohemian Rhapsody spoofs. Nov 10, 2018 [ Play List ] (Added Nov 10, 2018) |
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CHRISTMAS IN JULY: I Don't have to Work Tomorrow, Dirty old Man, Bang my Bald Spot, Who's on First, Marry an Ugly Woman, Mama get your Hammer, Crusher, Head Cheese, O Holy Night, Dear Santa, Restroom Door Said Gentlemen, Tired of the Hanukah Song, Frosty the Dope Man, Ding Fries are Done, I am Santa Claus, Rusty Chevrolet, Night Santa went Crazy Jul 20, 2003 [ Play List ] (Added Nov 5, 2018) |
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ALLAN SHERMAN PROFILE: We are the Now-tones, Johnny Cash, Pink Pills for Pale People, Duncan, Cocaine Decisions, Do it on the Floor, On the 5:15, Silicon Valley Guy, Rye Whiskey, Satchel and a Seck, Sarah Jackman, Hello Muddah Hello Faddah, Grow Mrs. Goldfarb, Pop Hates the Beatles, I'd Rather Have a Bottle in Front of me, Harry's Jockstrap, Yoda Jun 26, 1983 [ Play List ] (Added Nov 5, 2018) |
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TOP TEN 1844: With Halloween in the rearview mirror, we forge ahead into new dimensions of Dementia! Laughing! Confusion! Plastic! Plus the Top Ten for October. Warning - occasional drug songs and cuss words. Nov 3, 2018 [ Play List ] (Added Nov 3, 2018) |
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KMET LIVE PART 2 NOV 81: Tale of the Ticker, Money, Sneeze Song, Little Black Dress, Cave Man, Me and my Vibrator, Ballad of the Medfly, Pocket Calculator, Punk Polka, Dan's Song, James Bond, I Like, Commerials on 45, Dead Puppies, Shock Treatment, Stop Dragging my Car Around Nov 8, 1981 [ Play List ] (Added Oct 29, 2018) |
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KMET LIVE PART 1 NOV 81: We are the Champions, Dodger Stadium, We are Dead, Dying Business, Forest Lawn, Dancing Fool, Rubber Duckie, Dying Duck in the Thunder Storm, Psycho Chicken, Legend of Jesse James, Sister Mary Elephant, Vatican Rag, Pizza Man, Attack of the Killer Tomatoes, Friendship Nov 8, 1981 [ Play List ] (Added Oct 29, 2018) |
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HALLOWEEN 1843: Here's Part 2 of our all-new Halloween spectacular for 2018! Oct 27, 2018 [ Play List ] (Added Oct 27, 2018) |
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CARS ON KSCA: Mercury Blues, Cadillac Heaven, Learn how to Drive, Driving Instructor, Car Noises, Harv Kirshner, One Piece at a Time, Dance of the Hours, Car Phone, Driving in San Francisco, Car Song medley, Contact, Making Love in a Subaru, Hot Rod Lincoln, Transfusion Jun 25, 1995 [ Play List ] (Added Oct 22, 2018) |
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SHEL SILVERSTEIN INTERVIEW: Hunting Song, Gun Control, Mummy, Christopher Columbus, Don't Bang on the Piano, Kitchen Man, Giggles, Money Program, Basketball Jones, Sarah Cynthia Sylvia Stout, Diet Song, Smoke Off, Brady Bunch, Someone Ate the Baby, Hamster Love Oct 15, 1978 [ Play List ] (Added Oct 22, 2018) |
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HALLOWEEN I 1842: Here's the first of our two all-new Halloween shows for 2018. Lots of old favorites plus some goodies I've never played before. Rated PG-13 (mostly for Stephen Lynch). Oct 20, 2018 [ Play List ] (Added Oct 20, 2018) |
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KMET PART 2: When the Mush Begins to Rush, Shut up, Columbus Discovers America, Real Wild Child, Bee Side, Beautiful Long Beach, October in Oxnard, Mysterious Mose, October in Oxnard, Tubby the Tuba, He Hit me, Hot Smoke and Sassafras, Chocolate Toenails, Hot Nuts, Fonz Song, Star Drek Oct 10, 1976 [ Play List ] (Added Oct 15, 2018) |
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KMET PART 1: Step Right up, Birds and Bees, Star Trek Blues, Protest Song, Sunny Side Up, Beans, Martian Modulation, Specific Hospital, King Kong, Beat on the Brat, Phonic Poem, Pinto Pony, Rock around the Blooper, Mixed-up Confusion, My Wife is on a Diet, Let's Make the Water Turn Black Oct 10, 1976 [ Play List ] (Added Oct 15, 2018) |
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SENIOR CITIZENS 1841: Here are some more hilarious, and sometimes moving, songs and comedy bits involving senior citizens. Some make fun of them, some rise to their defense, and many do both. Note: a few passing expletives in the Wild Man Fischer tracks, and one (half-buried) in the Fugs song. Oct 13, 2018 [ Play List ] (Added Oct 13, 2018) |
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SHORT SONGS: Sounds of Sinus, Dungeons & Dragons, Quidditch Ball Wizard, Cat Song, On the Shoulders of Freaks, 26-second Song, Zilch, I like Food, Ballad of Spiro Agnew, Little Boxes, I'm Happy, Football, Moisture, I love Beans, Frozen Embryos, Frazzled, Cupcakes, Them Moose Goosers, Happy Boy, Scotsman Nov 17, 2002 [ Play List ] (Added Oct 8, 2018) |
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Tibetan Memory Trick, Elements, 10 Little Bottles, I Want my Baby Back, Books Jumped up, 50's Sound, Gasoline Rag, It's Money that I Love, Poor Man's Heaven, Daddy Duck's Rhapsody, Don't Bang on the Piano, Your Feet's too Big, Be-bop Spoken Here, 400 Mile Gas Line, Disco Sucks, Time Warp Aug 26, 1979 [ Play List ] (Added Oct 8, 2018) |
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RELIGION PART 2 1840: Time to get sanctified and Dementified with Religion: The Sequel. Dr. Demento says: "I barely scraped the surface of this amazingly complex and exciting subject last July; we'll dig deeper this time! I have enormous respect for religion, but be aware that some of these songs may be considered highly irreverent!" Oct 6, 2018 [ Play List ] (Added Oct 6, 2018) |
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SHOT OF THE DAY PART 3: Telephone Man, What if Your Girlfriend was Gone?, Whole Lotta Love, Dead Skunk, Chucky Cheese Hell, Junk Food Junkie, What I Like about Booze, Sex & Violence, Bald Guys, Dinner with Drac, Purple People Eater, I put a Spell on You, Halloween, Werewolves of London, With her Head Tucked Underneath her Arm Oct 1, 2001 [ Play List ] (Added Oct 1, 2018) |
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TOP TEN 1839: The Top Ten for September, with a surprise #1. On the way from here to there we encounter hobos, salamanders, groceries, telephones, plastic and puberty! Not to mention rubber ducks. Sep 29, 2018 [ Play List ] (Added Sep 29, 2018) |
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PART 2 KMET: Clink Clink Another Drink, WPLJ, DMV, Crunchy Frog, Jingle Bells, Merry Christmas in the NFL, Hardcore Granola, I Love Olives, It's Still Weird Al to me, Another one Makes a Fuss, Carter Gets a Phone Call, Stardrek, Space Invaders, Moose Turd Pie, Legend of the Titanic Nov 30, 1980 [ Play List ] (Added Sep 24, 2018) |
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PART 1 KMET: Merry Minuet, Everywhere is Christmas, Farewell to Punk, I'd Rather be Brook Shields, Party Doll, Good King Kong Looked Out, Sleigh Ride, Jim's Windy Mule, Cow Patty, Clean Story, Real Will of Howard Hughes, Why Did I get Married, Money, OK Laughing Record Nov 30, 1980 [ Play List ] (Added Sep 24, 2018) |
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BRITISH 1838: We fly to England on Demented wings for a 100-minute history of British comedy song from Gilbert & Sullivan to the Toy Dolls! Sep 22, 2018 [ Play List ] (Added Sep 22, 2018) |
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HALLOWEEN II: Dark Shadows, I Want my Baby Back, Grave Robbing Tonight, Grim Grinning Ghosts, With Her Head Tucked Under her Arm, Monster Rap, Mr. Ghost Goes to Town, Dead Man's Party, Nudist Colony of the Dead, It's Alive, Sitting up with the Dead, Carmen Miranda's Ghost, Cemetary Girls, Werewolves of London, Werecow, Monster Mash Oct 30, 1994 [ Play List ] (Added Sep 17, 2018) |
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Dirty old Man, Under the Table with Her, Jolly Green Giant, Little Blue Man, Nola, Nixorcist, Normal, Cocktails for Two, Tennessee Bird Walk, Prince's Panties, Marie Provost, Clone of my Own, Argument Clinic, Hamster Love, Gumball Wizard Jun 18, 1978 [ Play List ] (Added Sep 17, 2018) |
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SENIOR CITIZENS 1837: We salute Senior Citizens this week! All kinds of songs with all kinds of attitudes. Rated PG-13 (mostly for "Granny and the Kid"). Sep 15, 2018 [ Play List ] (Added Sep 15, 2018) |
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PART TWO: Singing Cowboy, Back in the Saddle Again, That Silver Haired Daddy of Mine, Blood on the Saddle, Red River Valley, Cool Water, Hoppy Gene & me, Happy Trails, Pinto Pony, Mall Song, Little Boxes, Mr. Livingston, Eating Goober Peas, Sidewalk Surfing, It's a Gas, Bounce your Boobies, Ballad of Bilbo Baggins, Waffle Whiffer Aug 24, 1975 [ Play List ] (Added Sep 10, 2018) |
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PART ONE: Loosen up, Lumberjack Song, When I was a Boy on Mars, Merry-go-round, She Dances with Meat, You'll Wonder Where the Yellow Went, John Birch Society, Respect, Dungaree Doll, Trucking, Battle of New Orleans, Van Lingle Mungo, Open the Door Richard, Drinking Man's Diet, Jerry the Junker, Boobs a Lot, Horrible Breath Aug 24, 1975 [ Play List ] (Added Sep 10, 2018) |
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SCHOOL 1836: School is in! Some of us are still in school and making memories for the future. As for the rest of us, we still have our memories, and a whole lot of funny songs about schools of all kinds, from nursery school to college. Hear a bunch of the best and a few of the worst on this week's new Dr. Demento Show, along with the **second** song I ever played by Weird Al, plus a colorful new song where Al himself figures in the story, and Andy Griffith's immortal football fantasy. Sep 8, 2018 [ Play List ] (Added Sep 8, 2018) |
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FOREIGN LANGUAGES: Jurassic Park, Jenna Jenna, She's a Guy, I'm my own Grandpa, Porno Star, Armpit Farts, Working Where the Sun Don't Shine, Let's Talk Dirty in Hawaiian, Je Taime, Boogie, Shaving Cream, In my Country, Devil Went to Jamaica Jun 24, 2001 [ Play List ] (Added Sep 3, 2018) |
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FRANTICS INTERVIEW: Like a Surgeon, Fatal Beatings, Polka-dot Undies, Redback on the Toilet Seat, Drug Busters, Bye Johnny, Last Will & Temperment, Gas Station Washroom, Heavy Metal Shop, You Were Speeding, Yuppiedrone, Part Time Plumbers, It's the Real World After All Jul 13, 1986 [ Play List ] (Added Sep 3, 2018) |
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LABOR DAY 1835: Happy Labor Day! Work may not always be fun, but it's inspired a lot of funny songs - about brain surgeons and garbagemen, road managers and office managers, cops and criminals. I'll also bring back the very first tape I ever played by Weird Al. Sep 1, 2018 [ Play List ] (Added Sep 1, 2018) |
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KMET PART TWO: Summertime Blues, Battle of Kookamunga, My Bicycle Tillie, Legend of the U.S.S. Titanic, William Tell Overture, Don't Bogart me, Wine Stoned Plow Boy, Popcorn Song, Metric Maggot, Cocaine Habit Blues, Billboard Song, Foreign Legion of Love, Alice's Restaurant Sep 9, 1979 [ Play List ] (Added Aug 27, 2018) |
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KMET PART ONE: Doggy Doo, Pickle in the Middle, Convoy, Urban Spaceman, 2000-year-old Man, Bury me in my Shades, Buffalo, Psycho, Ain't we Crazy, Cretin Hop, Twisted, Rock Lobster, Yokohama Mama, Driving Instructor, Good Advice, Ballad of Fearless Dwight Sep 9, 1979 [ Play List ] (Added Aug 27, 2018) |
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TOP TEN 1834: The sweetly bloody tale of Louie Colletti, Freddy and Betty, and the B side as well -- plus tacos and cocktails, two kinds of Looney Tunes, three So Long songs, and oh yes, the Top Ten for August. Aug 25, 2018 [ Play List ] (Added Aug 25, 2018) |
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Whole Lotta Love, Time Warp, Cheese Shop, You Wanna Buy a Bunny?, I am Whale, Bloat on, 30 Thousand Pounds of Bananas, I Took my Organ to a Party, Civilization, Cowboy Needs a Horse, Terror, Monster Mash, Clean Song, Highly Illogical, King Tut, Dead Puppies, Shaving Cream, Ballad of Irving Jun 11, 1978 [ Play List ] (Added Aug 20, 2018) |
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(KLSX LIVE) ED'S REDEEMING QUALITIES INTERVIEW: One Chord Songs, Davy's Dinghy, Bounce your Boobies, Rudy Rudy, Demented News, Revolution will not be Televised, 18 Wheels Later, Little more Gauze, Like a Surgeon, Goodness Gracious me, I met a Man, Bob, I Loot L.A., Cockroach that Ate Cincinnati, Ren & Stimpy May 17, 1992 [ Play List ] (Added Aug 20, 2018) |
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DOGS & CATS 1833: It's the dog days of August, and the cat days too! We celebrate both on this week's new show. Lots of funny people songs too, including "She Got a Nose Job" and other nasal melodies, "It's Hot As Balls Outside" and introducing "Harry Poppins." Aug 18, 2018 [ Play List ] (Added Aug 18, 2018) |
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KMET PART TWO: Tale of the Ticker, Wanna Buy a Bunny?, Tick Tock Sick, My Pink Half of the Drainpipe, Evil Boll Weevil, Little More Gauze, Tennessee Waltz, Shuffle off to Buffalo, Dueling Tubas, Davy's Dinghy, Chipmunk Song, Hoppy Gene & Me, Los Angeles, Hot Dog Boogie, Plexiglass Toilet (MONO ONLY) Dec 8, 1974 [ Play List ] (Added Aug 13, 2018) |
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KMET PART ONE: Moose on the Loose, Frankfurter Sandwiches, Chewing Gum, Go West Young Man, All Right Louie Drop the Gun, One Meat Ball, Crusher, My Son the Vampire, Boa Constrictor, Late Late Movies, El Monte, Beans, Ugly Child, Sweet Violets, Smoke on the Water, Hard Day's Night (MONO ONLY) Dec 8, 1974 [ Play List ] (Added Aug 13, 2018) |
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RANDOM 1832: This is basically one of the "random choice" shows the Doctor likes to do once a year or thereabouts. He did tinker with this one a little bit, with a set featuring songs from the first year the show was on the air, and one on the evolution of the 1960 hit single "Mule Skinner Blues." Aug 11, 2018 [ Play List ] (Added Aug 11, 2018) |
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THE YEAR 1971: We are the Worms, Baby Snakes, Don't Send in the Clowns, Old Philosopher, Flying Saucers, Fur Coat, Talking Again, I Got a Wife, Thorazine Shuffle, Dave, Ajax Liquor Store, Fat Man's Prayer, I Think We're all Bozos on the Bus, My Pants go Down, South Park Junkie Apr 12, 1998 [ Play List ] (Added Aug 6, 2018) |
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Sunday Driving, Acapulco Gold, Refugee, Old Man Atom, Your Love is like Nuclear Waste, Frozen Logger, Miss Piggy for President, I Saw a UFO Last Night, New Wave, Intro & Outro, We are the Nowtunes, Open me First, Let's Make a Dope Deal, Disco Sucks, Who Shot J.R.? Aug 3, 1980 [ Play List ] (Added Aug 6, 2018) |
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LIVE IN STUDIO 1831: This show features another hour of live performances recorded during tapings of the Dr. Demento Show from the 1970s to the 2000's with Weird Al, Henry Phillips, T-Bone Stankus and more (it's a sequel to the April 14, 2018 episode) plus sets about strangeness, August, and Azusa. Rated PG-13 for occasional expletives. Aug 4, 2018 [ Play List ] (Added Aug 4, 2018) |
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Daily Dose Of Dementia (Feb. 15 93 to Mar. 12 93): Always Look on the Bright Side of Life, Rock Stars, Lady I Know, You Were Speeding, Bathroom on the Right, George Washington, Reggae Popeye, Smoke, 2000-year-old Man, Scotsman, Lane Experts, His Majesty the Policeman, Delivery, Africa, Mick Jagger at 49, Battered Plants, Fatal Beatings, Should Pads, Frazzled, Driving Feb 15, 1993 [ Play List ] (Added Jul 30, 2018) |
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TOP TEN 1830: Here's the Top Ten for July, plus a pop-up special topic - Golf, and sundry delights and surprises. Jul 28, 2018 [ Play List ] (Added Jul 28, 2018) |
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KMET PART 2: Any Ice Today Lady, Westward Ho, Chinese Nights, Smoking Reefers, Wet Dream, Lay in the Hay, Snatch and Grab It, Get a Load of This, Small Busted Women, Time Warp, Masochism Tango, Rubber Duckie, Son of Irving, Making Love in a Subaru, King Tut Jun 18, 1978 [ Play List ] (Added Jul 23, 2018) |
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KMET PART 1: Duke of Prunes, Drowning in the Surf, Father's Day, My Father, Leader of the Laundromat, Leaping Lesbians, What a Funny Place to Kiss a Girl, Burping Bird, Camelot, Mammary Glands, Civilization, Man Who Comes Around, Butcher Pete, Oh Mama Jun 18, 1978 [ Play List ] (Added Jul 23, 2018) |
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SPOKEN 1829: Here's Part 2 of our Spoken Word Spectacular, with more all-time classics and forgotten favorites! Note: several expletives used in non-sexual contexts, mostly in the Eddie Murphy track. Jul 21, 2018 [ Play List ] (Added Jul 21, 2018) |
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Rock 'n' Roll Hell, Hard Day's Night, Piggy in the Middle, Old Diet Blues, Laughing Policeman, Dr. Freud, Total Nudity, It's in the Book, Breakfast Conversation, Wowie Zowie, Japanese Banana, Shishkebob, Chaos, King Tut, Hospitality Blues, Pencil Neck Geek Jun 4, 1978 [ Play List ] (Added Jul 16, 2018) |
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CHRISTMAS PART 2: 12 Gifts of Christmas, Rudolph the Redneck Reindeer, Rusty Chevrolet, Chimney Song, I Yust Go Nuts at Christmas, Money for Christmas, Pretty Little Dolly, Christmas Balls, Christmas Dragnet, Whip me Santa Claus, Santa's Moving on, Frosty the Dopeman Dec 23, 1990 [ Play List ] (Added Jul 16, 2018) |
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ADVERTISING PART 2 1828: Here comes Part Two of our most requested special topic this year - Advertising! Funny commercials, real and satiric, and songs inspired by commercials. Lots of outrages in the first hour, too! Jul 14, 2018 [ Play List ] (Added Jul 14, 2018) |
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KMET PART TWO: She Loves You, I Want my Baby Back, Dr. Demento theme, It Ain't Gonna Rain no More, Cow Pasture Polka, Johnny Got a Yo Yo, Man Who Comes Around, Farming, Fog on the Hudson, Polly Wolly Doodle, Knockers up, Let it All Hang Out, Doing What Comes Naturally Feb 18, 1973 [ Play List ] (Added Jul 9, 2018) |
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KMET PART ONE: Snatch & Grab it, Feuding Banjos, Elmer & the Bear, Freddy the Freshman, Queen of the House, Little White Duck, What a Crazy Guy, Diddie wa Diddie, Peter Piper, Dead Skunk, Clap your Hands, Ling Ting Tong, Hospitality Blues (MONO ONLY) Feb 18, 1973 [ Play List ] (Added Jul 9, 2018) |
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RELIGION 1827: Our topic this week is Religion. Funny songs about a serious subject! Plus Barnes & Barnes' new song about our Great Leader. This show is rated PG-13; includes the uncensored "Religion and Politics" in the final set. Jul 7, 2018 [ Play List ] (Added Jul 7, 2018) |
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ALCOHOL: 500 Miles, What I like about Booze, Eat me I'm Danish, Riddler, Stalking, Trial of the Century, Born to be Wild, There was a Fungus among us, Hell I'd Go, Three Jolly Coachmen, Gentry's Gin, In Heaven There is no Beer, I'm a Squid, Everything Reminds me of my Therapist Aug 6, 1995 [ Play List ] (Added Jul 1, 2018) |
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CHIPMUNKS INTERVIEW: Chocolate, Wet T-shirt Night, I like Food, Jogger's Song, Hi-Fi Blues, Black Lassie, E.T.'s Adventures in L.A., Whip It, Witch Doctor, Japanese Banana, Alvin's All-Star Chipmunk Bank, Stallone Again Naturally, I Had Sex with Pac-Man, Icebox Man, I Love Rocky Road Aug 22, 1982 [ Play List ] (Added Jul 1, 2018) |
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AMERICA 1826: Our Fourth of July show this year is light on the explosions but strong on Mad Music and Crazy Comedy with America as the subject. A wide variety of viewpoints as you might expect...and the Top Ten too. Note: the George Carlin, Stephen Lynch, Baldbox and Phil Johnson items are uncensored. Jun 30, 2018 [ Play List ] (Added Jun 30, 2018) |
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AIRPLANES 8329: Smoke Smoke Smoke that Cigarette, Blister in the Sun, Boobs a Lot, Bowlegged Woman, Nose Job, Gumby, Mr. Wizard & Timmy, It Came from Outer Space, I Write the Songs, I Found a Peach, Never Swat a Fly, My Pink Half of the Drainpipe, My Body the Car, Airplane Song, Come Josephine in my Flying Machine, Lucky Lindy, I Lost my Heart on a 747, Scotsman, Bras on 45 Jul 17, 1983 [ Play List ] (Added Jun 24, 2018) |
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ELVIS 8332: Boogie, Smoke two Joints, Fighter Pilot, Let's Cut a Record, Navy Gets the Gravy, Mutiny in the Mess Hall, Shiny Shiny, This Old Heart, When the Crabgrass Blooms Again, Rubber Duckie, You Don't Bring me Flowers, My Boy Elvis, Elvis for President, Yoga is as Yoga Does, Elvis & his Boss, Elvis Imitator, Boogie in your Butt, I Love Rocky Road, My Dead Dog Rover Aug 7, 1983 [ Play List ] (Added Jun 24, 2018) |
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HOMETOWNS 1825: Today we celebrate hometowns - towns and cities in the USA and elsewhere, as saluted (and/or lampooned) by Tom Lehrer, Emo Phillips, Rose and the Arrangement, Carmen Miranda and many more (including Weird Al's first-ever commercial recording, before "My Bologna.") Some funny food songs in the first hour, and some sexy computers ("Binary Love" is rated PG-13). Jun 23, 2018 [ Play List ] (Added Jun 23, 2018) |
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King Tut, Istanbul not Constantinople, Beam me up Scotty, Weather Forecast, It Ain't Gonna Rain no More, Dance of the Hours, Can you Dig it, Sweet Transvestite, Freckle Song, Bird on my Head, Pet Shop, Transfusion, Who's on First, Hamster Love May 28, 1978 [ Play List ] (Added Jun 17, 2018) |
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(KMET LIVE) Fat Man's Prayer, I Get Weird, Mean Green Mother from Outer Space, Dragnet Goes to Kinderarten, Gipper Gate Blues, New Philosopher, Home Team won the Toss, Der Fuehrer's Face, Let's Blow up the Tow Truck, Seven Words you can Never Say on TV, Bubble Gum Medley, Time Warp, Ronnie's Rap, Hip to be Bare Jan 18, 1987 [ Play List ] (Added Jun 17, 2018) |
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NONSENSE 1824: Another fine mess of arrant (or errant) nonsense, plus a Dr. Demento salute to Father's Day and real good stuff about robots, outer space and such. (Rated PG-13.) Jun 16, 2018 [ Play List ] (Added Jun 16, 2018) |
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KMET CHRISTMAS PART 2: Collegiate, Fraternity Blues, College Life, No Flies on Auntie, Monster's Holiday, Why Don't You go Home for Christmas, Jezebel, Light my Fire, Animal, Hot Nuts, Sarah in a Shoeshine Shop, It's Christmastime Once Again, Night Before Christmas, Witch's Christmas, Paralyzed, It's a Gas, Christmas Balls, Twelve Days of Christmas Dec 24, 1972 [ Play List ] (Added Jun 10, 2018) |
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KMET CHRISTMAS PART 1: Walking to Missouri, Santa Claus is Coming to Town, Futuristic Christmas Tree, I Remember Yule, Game Plan to Beat Miami, Coming Down the Chimney, Silent Night, Christmas Dragnet, Big Noise from Winetka, Pink Champagne, Marijuana Boogie, Frosty the Snowman, Leave the Dishes in the Sink, I Want You for Christmas, I Saw Mommy do the Mambo Dec 24, 1972 [ Play List ] (Added Jun 10, 2018) |
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COMMERCIALS 1823: We got more requests for this week's show than I've seen for any show in year...so here they are, more than an hour of Fake Commercials and other satirical songs and sketches inspired by TV and radio ads. Plus two-wheel transportation, and more freaky fishy songs. Jun 9, 2018 [ Play List ] (Added Jun 9, 2018) |
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JIM INFANTINO INTERVIEW: Smoke That Cigarette, Random Drug Testing, Cheerleaders on Drugs, Stress, I Guess I'm a Butt Head, Pants, Bang the Mo Slowly, Outside a Small Circle of Friends, Smoking in the Boy's Room, No Smoking, Another Puff, Cigarette Blues, You Can Play my Sega, Smoke Off Jan 8, 1995 [ Play List ] (Added Jun 3, 2018) |
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Loving You Has Made me Bananas, Nuns, Smokey Joe's Cafe, We Didn't See a Thing, Siamese Cat, No News, Little Green Men, Candid Phone, Freckle Song, Bumble Boogie, Australia, Duncan, My Friend Jason, Boogie in your Butt, Rapping Rodney, Curly Shuffle Jan 8, 1984 [ Play List ] (Added Jun 3, 2018) |
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DEMENTIA FROM THE EIGHTS 1822: We celebrate some "8" years - 1948, 1958 (big year for novelty hits), 1968 (50 years ago!), 1978 (another banner year for Demented music), 1998 and 2008. Jun 2, 2018 [ Play List ] (Added Jun 2, 2018) |
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KMET PART 2: Music Sex & Cookies, Chew Tobacco Rag, Killer Fish Sticks, Shishkebob, Motherly Love, My Mammy, Valley Girl, Dallas, Whip it, Hawaiian War Chant, Take off, Existential Blues, Pacman Cleaver, Be Preapred, Dead Puppies May 9, 1982 [ Play List ] (Added May 27, 2018) |
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KMET PART 1: Big Balls, Mr. Baker the Undertaker, I Had Sex with Pacman, On the Amazon, Trouble with Klingons, Stallone Again, Mother Song, Disco Tech, Laurel & Hardy, Mummy, Beatniks, Battle of New Orleans, Ronnie Reagan Rag, Ca Plane Pour Moi May 9, 1982 [ Play List ] (Added May 27, 2018) |
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TOP TEN 1821: The Top Ten for May, plus summertime songs (including fishin' favorites, and a nice long First Hour Free-for-all. May 26, 2018 [ Play List ] (Added May 26, 2018) |
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NAKED: Streakin' USA, Naked Man, Bumblebee Invaded a Nudist Colony, Bicycle Wreck, Beep Beep, Psycho, Grandpa's Grave, Marie Provost, Sweet Violets, Golfing Blues, Nobody's Business, Horrible Breath, Don't Jump off the Roof, Funeral, Feelings, I Want my Baby Back, Them Moose Goosers May 21, 1978 [ Play List ] (Added May 20, 2018) |
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(KLSX LIVE) TOM DREESEN INTERVIEW: New Year's Resolutions, Ape Call, Born under a Bad Sign, Pinhead Will Survive, Love Hog, Cowboy Rap, Human Race, Elvis Has Just Left the Building, Changing Neighborhoods, Making Love in a Subaru, Smoker 'til I Die, I'm not Afraid of Cancer, 9 Coronas, Universal Adjective, Do the Bartman Jan 6, 1991 [ Play List ] (Added May 20, 2018) |
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HORROR/DYLAN 1820: Another double feature this week - TV Horror Hosts, from Vampira to Elvira, plus Dylan imitations like "Polka Dot Undies" and "Green Eggs and Ham." Special added attractions: Logan Awards nominees for Outstanding Parody Song, and a hearty free-for-all in Hour One. May 19, 2018 [ Play List ] (Added May 19, 2018) |
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KMET PART TWO: Rye Whiskey, Willie the Weeper, I Got Caught in the Washing Machine, Supermarkets, Demolition Disco, Streakin USA, Je Taime, Papa's on the Housetop, Friendship, I'd Like to be a Cow in Switzerland, Gumball Wizard, Pizza Song, Third Base Bag, Star Trip May 15, 1977 [ Play List ] (Added May 13, 2018) |
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KMET PART ONE: Cocaine Bill, Dirty old Man, Mysterious Mose, Ocean Roll, Tennessee Birdwalk, Dirty Love, Kids are too Small, Donald Where's your Trousers, Little Blue Riding Hood, Doughnut Song, Cupcakes, Sgt. Flag & Sgt. Quirt, Wild Thing, Harry Safari, Winestoned Plowboy May 15, 1977 [ Play List ] (Added May 13, 2018) |
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MOVIES & MOTHERS 1819: Double feature today -- Demented Film Favorites + a Demented salute to Mother's Day. Special added attractions - the Logan Awards nominees for Original Comedy Song, and Eric Idle's newly updated FCC Song. (This has explicit language, as does the final Logan nominee). May 12, 2018 [ Play List ] (Added May 12, 2018) |
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FOLK MUSIC: Merry Minuet, It's Sister Ginny's Turn to Throw the Bomb, No Smoking, Needle Boy, Successful Vegetarian, Pass the Udder Udder, O.J. Song, Pistol to me, Hole in the Bucket, Blood Sucking Postman, Blue Tail Fly, Ollie Ollie off Scott Free, One on the Right is on the Left, Talking Vietnam Potluck Blues, Sensitive New-age Guys, Down with V-E-G Aug 7, 1994 [ Play List ] (Added May 6, 2018) |
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PSYCHEDELIC MUSIC: Bird on my Head, L.S. Bumblebee, Dead Russian Leaders, Great Pretender, Boomer the Bass Grunge, Desilu, Why Can't I Dance with Phil Donahue, Shower Song, Driving Instructor, Tomorrow Never Knows, LSD-25, Acid Test, See Emily Play, Help I'm a Rock, Journey to the Center of your Mind, Dentist, Gipper Gate Blues, Mean Green Mother from Outer Space Mar 22, 1987 [ Play List ] (Added May 6, 2018) |
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I WANT 1818: Here's Part 2 of our exploration of the world of human desire -- in other words, two dozen "I Want"/"I Wanna"/"I Wish"-type songs. Other topics include smells (good and bad) and the Ford Motor Co. (in honor of all the cars they won't make any more). May 5, 2018 [ Play List ] (Added May 5, 2018) |
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DOC ON KUSC CLASSICAL: Hallelujah, Masochism Tango, Elderly Man River, Ying Tong Song, Word Crimes, Silly Walks, Fake Adult, Pico & Sepulveda, Laughing Record (ONE HOUR ONLY) Dec 31, 2014 [ Play List ] (Added Apr 29, 2018) |
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TOP TEN 1817: The Top Ten for April 2018, plus a half hour of funny fat songs, four famous mashups, and a brand new song (first in many years) by Ogden Edsl. Apr 28, 2018 [ Play List ] (Added Apr 28, 2018) |
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KMET PART 2: Jesus was a Rock & Roller, Always Look on the Bright Side of Life, Prononced Normal, TV Mama, Boogie, Laryngitis, I'm so Glad, Spam, Armpits, Big Balls, Suicide is Painless, Disco Toilet, Yoda, It's a Gas, Existential Blues Apr 26, 1981 [ Play List ] (Added Apr 22, 2018) |
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KMET PART 1: Chew Tobacco Rag, Destruction of San Francisco, Let's all Have Another Beer, Perrier Junkie, Gob on You, Mediocre Fred, Sales Pitch, Press Conference, Yoda, Beach Boys Medley, Qualudes Again, Mercury Blues, Close to You, Beautiful Eggs, Bald Head Apr 26, 1981 [ Play List ] (Added Apr 22, 2018) |
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EARTH DAY 1816: We celebrate Earth Day with a maximum of musical laughter and a minimum of guiltmongering! Also songs about Facebook, going back to 2009, and a couple by Second City's new comedy music star Robbie Ellis. Apr 21, 2018 [ Play List ] (Added Apr 21, 2018) |
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Guitarzan, Alvin's Orchestra, Clone of my Own, Tall People, Marvin, Talking Vietnam Pot Luck Blues, Hold the Mustard, New Math, Fred the Head, Delicious, Pencil Neck Geek, Martian Hop, Ballad of Irving, Dead Puppies May 14, 1978 [ Play List ] (Added Apr 15, 2018) |
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(KLSX LIVE) CARS: Bird on my Head, Get a Haircut Dad, Kookie Lend me your Comb, Monster Rap, Ballad of Bethnal Green, Mama get your Hammer, Biological Weapons, Pizza Face, Radio Shack, I Like Gumby, Can't get my Motor to Start, Australian Motor Insurance Claims, She Drives like Crazy, Hey Rocky Oct 15, 1989 [ Play List ] (Added Apr 15, 2018) |
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LIVE IN STUDIO 1815: By request here's some music you won't find elsewhere, for the most part: performances recorded live on the Dr. Demento Show, from the 1970s to the 2000s. Lots of new songs and requests in the first hour. Apr 14, 2018 [ Play List ] (Added Apr 14, 2018) |
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KMET PART 2: Reefer Man, Royal Festival Hall Concert, Stuck on You, Man on page 602, Wild Bill Hiccup, Automobile Song, Merry Minuet, Clementine from New Orleans, Spam, Cement Mixer, Football Results, Covina, Mr. Jaws, Waffle Whiffer, Detroit City, I Owe a lot to Iowa pot Jan 4, 1976 [ Play List ] (Added Apr 8, 2018) |
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KMET PART 1: Alliance for Progress, Stars & Stripes, Santa Jaws, Hold Tight, My old Flame, Sweet Marijuana Brown, Wanuts, Hello DJ, Everybody's Making it Big but me, Middle of the House, Columbus Discovers America, Argument Clinic, Q-5, Hi Guys, You Got your Baby Back Jan 4, 1976 [ Play List ] (Added Apr 8, 2018) |
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SPOKEN COMEDY 1814: This week the emphasis is on "crazy comedy" as I bring you 90+ minutes of spoken comedy -- standup, sketches, and some that are hard to classify, but no singing! (Except in the first half hour, where among other things we'll salute Tom Lehrer's 90th birthday!) note: "Religion and Politics" (both versions) and the two Richard Pryor tracks have some highly explicit language. Apr 7, 2018 [ Play List ] (Added Apr 7, 2018) |
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MEN: Stout-hearted Men, I Like Men Big & Stupid, Song of the Sewer, Honeymooner's Rap, Little Prince, There was a Fungus Among us, I like Boys, Two White Boys from New Jersey, Fish Song, Second Week of Deer Camp, Sensitive New-age Guys, Power Tools, Beer in my Underwear, Put Another Log on the Fire, Be Prepared, Speed, Stairway to Heaven Mar 21, 1993 [ Play List ] (Added Apr 1, 2018) |
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JONATHAN & DARLENE EDWARDS INTERVIEW: I get Weird, Doggy Doo, Mickey Mouse, Hooked on Henny, Video Games, Annie Logan eat your Heart out, Snack Attack, Beep Beep, Bicycle Seat, Staying Alive, You Belong to me, Jolly Jo, Bodine Brown, Beatle Rap, Pacman Fever, Beer Hunter, Fish Heads, Dead Puppies May 2, 1982 [ Play List ] (Added Apr 1, 2018) |
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TOP TEN/EASTER/APRIL FOOLS 1813: This week's show is packed with pleasure! I've got the Top Ten, plus bunny, egg and chocolate songs for Easter, and we'll also celebrate April Fools. We'll see who gets fooled by those. Mar 31, 2018 [ Play List ] (Added Mar 31, 2018) |
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KMET PART TWO: Winestoned Plowboy, Bury me in my Shades, When Hippies get Older, Judy in Disguise, Back Door Man, Greta Don't Come, Drongo, High Water, Ben Over Ayatollah, Doggy Doo, Baby Likes Burping, Do YOu Think I'm Disco, Have Many Times Have I Ayatollah, Mr. Bill (MONO ONLY) Feb 24, 1980 [ Play List ] (Added Mar 25, 2018) |
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KMET PART ONE: It's a Gas, Cheesecake, Walter Cronkite, Where's Captain Kirk, Numbers, Boogie on your Face, Foodophobia, walter Wart, Buzz the Fuzz, Smelling like a Rose, Sports Page, College Medley, When I was a Lad, How Sweet to be an Idiot, Thank you Canada (MONO ONLY) Feb 24, 1980 [ Play List ] (Added Mar 25, 2018) |
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MARIJUANA 1812: Today's topic is marijuana. Many stations were very nervous about that subject! A lot of these songs were heard nowhere else and became cherished favorites on the Dr. Demento Show. They don't make songs like these anymore...remember those crazy daze on this week's show. Mar 24, 2018 [ Play List ] (Added Mar 24, 2018) |
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Der Fuehrer's Face, Bounce your Boobies, Mr. Custer, I Love Me, Walter Wart the Freaky Frog, Some People Think Chickens Have Lips, I've Never Seen a Straight Banana, Cohen on the Telephone, Hello This isn't Anna, Dirty Don, Chula Vista, Gumball Wizard, Lumberjack Song, Hamster Love May 7, 1978 [ Play List ] (Added Mar 18, 2018) |
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(KLSX LIVE) THE FRANTICS: Super Skier, Curly Shuffle, Contra Rap, Dog Ball, You Stink but I Love You, Laugh and be Happy, Good Morning Vietnam, Golden Globe Award, She Grabbed my Coconuts, New Age Blues, You Were Speeding, Human Race, Roman Numerals, I Shot Bambi's Mother, Puka, Boot to the Head, 9 Coronas Jan 24, 1988 [ Play List ] (Added Mar 18, 2018) |
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GREEN 1811: Our St. Patrick's Day show is extra green this year because it actually debuts on St. Patrick's Day, March 17! Also featured: bumper stickers, the Galaxy Song, the Kids of Widney High and more WLUP memories. Mar 17, 2018 [ Play List ] (Added Mar 17, 2018) |
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KMET PART TWO: Fash, Let's do it, Naughty Lola, Pub with no Beer, Cocaine Blues, Jitterbug, Los Angeles Los Angles, Stick it Stuff it Shove it, Sweet Violets, Roll Your Leg Over, Mercedes Benz, Highly Illogical, Jesus is Easy, Don't Bang on the Piano, Soda Jerk, Bowling on the Green, Sidewalk Surfing Jun 22, 1975 [ Play List ] (Added Mar 11, 2018) |
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KMET PART ONE: Let's do it, Mr. Ghost Goes to Town, She's Gone Bald, Lenny Frog, There was a Fungus Among us, Viper Mad, Another Puff, Boomerang, Masochism Tango, Johnny's Yo-Yo, Swimming Song, Battle of Kookamunga, Can't Afford no Shoes, Walk Right in, Privvy Song, Fertilizer, How Much is that Hound Dog in the Window Jun 22, 1975 [ Play List ] (Added Mar 11, 2018) |
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PLACES WE LIVE 1810: Today's topic is hotels, motels, condominiums and other places we live in! In the first hour I'll catch up on some requests, play a song by an artist saluted in a recent Trump tweet, and say farewell to WLUP (The Loop), our Chicago home for 20+ years. Mar 10, 2018 [ Play List ] (Added Mar 10, 2018) |
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MOVIES: Galaxy Song, Bugs, Minnie the Moocher, White Collar Hollar, Microsoft Word, Ajax Liquor Store, Traffic Lights, Psycho Chicken, Dry Bones, Because You're You, When I See an Elephant Fly, Knights of the Round Table, Sweet Transvestite, Late Late Movies Part 2, Let's Blow up the Tow Truck, Curly Shuffle, Cow Patti, Wet Dream Jan 15, 1995 [ Play List ] (Added Mar 4, 2018) |
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LAZLO & GARY INTERVIEW: Crusher, No Anchovies, Do You Brush your Teeth, 18 Wheels on a Big Rig, Hole in the Bucket, Mr. Jaws, Strip Polka, Super Skier, Comedy Tonight, Nails, Machines, My Boss is Lazy, Oooh Don't Touch That, I Got it from Agnes, Harry's Jockstrap, Safe Sex Report, Mrs. Fletcher, Uncle Jack Says Relax, Yakety Yak, Fish Heads Nov 18, 1990 [ Play List ] (Added Mar 4, 2018) |
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POSSESSIONS 1809: Our topic today is things we possess...cars, appliances, guitars, organs (and other body parts), cats, dogs, other people, anything we say "I have" or "I got" about, or use the possessive "my." Even Dr D was surprised at how many funny songs there are about such things. Mar 3, 2018 [ Play List ] (Added Mar 3, 2018) |
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KMET PART TWO: Bad Dog, Pizza's Revenge, Clark & Lois, John & Marsha, Put the Bone in, Dropouts March, Books Jumped up, He Put a Bar in the Back of his Car, Tattooed Lady, Dirty Mother for You, Free Mexican Air Force, Piggies, Hippity Hop, Monster Rash, Cockroach that Ate Cincinnati, Bald Headed Woman, Fish Heads, High School Gym, Titties and Beer Feb 25, 1979 [ Play List ] (Added Feb 25, 2018) |
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KMET PART ONE: I'm am Whale, Three Little Fishes, They're Here, Highly Illogical, Dead Cat on the Line, It's in the Book, Masculine Women Feminine Men, Cigarette Song, We all Scream for Ice Cream, Since my Canary Died, Cheese Shop, Physician, Vitamins Hormones & Pills, Crazy People, Man with New Radio, Feelings, Rub a Dub Dub, Moon Crash, Cocaine Blues Feb 25, 1979 [ Play List ] (Added Feb 25, 2018) |
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I WANT 1808: No matter how much we have, there are always things that we want...food, clothing, a new duck, to be something we're not, to be loved...and those wants have inspired a lot of songs! We'll hear some this week, along with the Top Ten for February. Feb 24, 2018 [ Play List ] (Added Feb 24, 2018) |
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PROCTOR & BERGMAN INTERVIEW: My Dingaling, Close Encounters of the 4th Kind, Ape Call, Flu Song, Bear Whiz Beer, Me & Bobby McGee, Banana Boat, God Save the Queen, Saturday Night Gun Mart, Say We're Sweethearts Again, Boobs a Lot, Doggy Doo, Deteriorata Apr 30, 1978 [ Play List ] (Added Feb 18, 2018) |
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KMET LIVE: Ayatollah, Outside a Small Circle of Friends, Sunny, Fresh Garbage, Big Cockroach, Hooked on Polkas, Fairfax Ave., His Rocking Horse Ran Away, Martian March, Dodgers Song, Sideboard Song, I'm Tough, 99 Dead Baboons, Yoda, Candy Wrapper, Existential Blues Jun 23, 1985 [ Play List ] (Added Feb 18, 2018) |
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LOVE 1807: Valentine's Day may be over, but love goes on...This week, by popular demand, songs **about** love...including some anti-love songs, one of which got three times as many requests last week as any of the "I Love You" songs! Some first-hour free-for-all too. Rated PG-13, some language in the last set. Feb 17, 2018 [ Play List ] (Added Feb 17, 2018) |
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KMET PART TWO: Normal, My Baby's Got a Crush on Frankenstein, All I Owe to Iowa, What we Grow in Mexico, Come Streak with Me, Ying Tong Song, One Meatball, Nixon's the One, Tricky Dicky, Birthday Cake Polka, Bilbo Baggins, Light Up, Bounce Your Boobies, Everything's Alright, Hello DJ, Transfusion, Son of Irving, Nixorcist (MONO ONLY) Mar 24, 1974 [ Play List ] (Added Feb 11, 2018) |
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KMET PART ONE: Drunkard's Waltz, Cocktails for Two, I'm the Greek Ambassador, Johnny Appleseed, Barney Google, Davy's Dinghy, Casey at the Bat, Intoxicated Rat, Eat your Spinach, Three Little Fishes, Ballad of Rick Nelson, How's your Bird, Mother's Lament, Don't Eat the Yellow Snow, Abba Dabba Honeymoon, Freckle Song, Chew Tobacco Rag (MONO ONLY) Mar 24, 1974 [ Play List ] (Added Feb 11, 2018) |
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LOVE 1806: There are lots of ways to say I Love You! Hear the funniest, most Demented ways on this week's new show, just in time for Valentine's Day. Feb 10, 2018 [ Play List ] (Added Feb 10, 2018) |
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CARTOONS: Beep Beep, Car Noises, Hamster Love, Potato, Demented News 10th Anniversary, Lizzie Borden, TV Guy, 3-Legged Man, Save the Beer, Margaritas, Boobs a Lot, Woody Woodpecker, Cartoon Hell, Get off the Phone and Drive, Cows with Guns, In my Country, Star Wars Cantina Mar 9, 1997 [ Play List ] (Added Feb 4, 2018) |
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Donald Where's Your Trousers, Mediocre Fred, Disco Sucks, Grandpa Funk, Barnacle Bill the Sailor, Honky Tonk Night Train Blues, Never Smile at a Crocodile, Day in the Life of Green Acres, Uncle Buddy, Johnny Carson, Who's on First, Fish Heads, Fruit Song Jul 22, 1979 [ Play List ] (Added Feb 4, 2018) |
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BOYFRIENDS AND GIRLFRIENDS 1805: Boyfriends and girlfriends in the spotlight this time! Also some crazy car tunes, a Shelley Berman classic, and a few words about the National Comedy Center set to open this summer. Feb 3, 2018 [ Play List ] (Added Feb 3, 2018) |
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PART TWO KMET: Cactus in my Y Fronts, Everybody Wants my Fanny, Ogden Edsel Serial #1, Hello this isn't Anna, Chewy the Rookie Wookie, Piggy in the Middle, Old Payola Roll Blues, Consumer, My Name is Larry, Your Love is Like Nuclear Waste, Play my Song Doctor, Sweet Transvestite Mar 12, 1978 [ Play List ] (Added Jan 28, 2018) |
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PART ONE KMET: Loving you has Made me Bananas, Feelings, Pussy, Hockey Here Tonight, Inflationary Language, Benny the Bouncer, Bedtime Story, Tall People, Barely White, 51 Beers, Who Threw the Overalls in Mrs. Murphy's Chowder?, Blob, Powerhouse, Bicycle Wreck Mar 12, 1978 [ Play List ] (Added Jan 28, 2018) |
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TROPICAL 1804: Today I have some tropical tunes for everyone who needs a break from winter - and two (count 'em) two Top Ten countdowns! (The regular one and an irregular one). Jan 27, 2018 [ Play List ] (Added Jan 27, 2018) |
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TRAGIC ROCK: Discotech, Tito the Mosquito, King Tut Strut, Mother Goose on the Loose, $60 Duck, Elements, L.S. Bumblebee, Hawaiian Lei Song, Alabama Song, Day I Died, Teen Angel, Tell Laura I Love Her, Last Kiss, I Want my Baby Back, Three Stars, He Ate too Many Jelly Donuts, Who's on First, Ballad of Irving Apr 23, 1978 [ Play List ] (Added Jan 21, 2018) |
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(KMET LIVE) LEON REDBONE INTERVIEW: Merry Minuet, Terrorism, Call any Vegetable, Life in the Slaw Lane, Do the W-2, H&R Crock, Three Mile Island, Big Ten-inch Record, Joe the Love Potato, Cheapest Tattoo, Richter Scale, I Ain't Got Nobody, Halfway to Heaven, I Wanna be a Cowboy, Take off, Rap Around, Rock me Jerry Lewis (MONO ONLY) Apr 13, 1986 [ Play List ] (Added Jan 21, 2018) |
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RANDOM 1803: At many radio stations today, the music is selected by a carefully pre-programmed computer. About once a year Dr. D lets his computer do that. Of course his computer is not like other radio station computers, and he does double-check the selections to make sure they're suitably demented. Yes, it's another Random Choice show! Enjoy. Jan 20, 2018 [ Play List ] (Added Jan 20, 2018) |
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PART TWO KMET: Banjoino, Let me Lay it on You, Wet Dream, Keep on Truckin', 8th Wonder of the World, On Top of Spaghetti, Yes We Have no Bananas, Beep Beep, Transfusion, It Looks like Rain, Dragnet, It's a Gas, Smog, Ain't we Crazy, Elderly Man River, Everybody Wants my Fanny (MONO ONLY) Jan 14, 1973 [ Play List ] (Added Jan 14, 2018) |
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PART ONE KMET: We're Coming to your House, Witch Doctor, Split Level Head, Minnie the Moocher, Mechanical Man, Light my Fire, Oh Mr. Mitchell, C'est si Bon, Too Pooped to Pop, Champagne Cocktails, Chaos, Azusa, Very Square Dance, Goosepimples, Butcher Pete, Golf Papa (MONO ONLY) Jan 14, 1973 [ Play List ] (Added Jan 14, 2018) |
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COVERED IN PUNK 1802: Today we take the covers off "Dr. Demento Covered In Punk," with 13 tracks from the new Dr. Demento album released January 12! I'll also play some classic comedy songs **about** punk, like "Punk Polka" and "Punk Puppies," and some favorite double-entendre songs like "I Wanna Hot Dog For My Roll" and "My Girl's Pussy." (Rated PG-13 for those, plus a few f-words in one other song). Jan 13, 2018 [ Play List ] (Added Jan 13, 2018) |
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FISH: Coconut, Three Months Late, Crusher, Totally Nude, Yuppie Drone, Dead Animals, Elmer Litzinger, My Attorney Bernie, Fishing Blues, Hold Tight, Walleye, A Trout no Doubt, Mr. Jaws, Mermaid, Crabs Walk Sideways, Wet Dream, Roaches, Mean Green Mother from Outer Space Mar 15, 1987 [ Play List ] (Added Jan 7, 2018) |
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YOUR SONGS: Monster Hash, Beans, Oops I Farted Again, Five Years, Bar Trek, Class of 2000, Harry's Jockstrap, Boy Named Sue, Tubular Boobular, Birdhouse in your Soul, I Like your Skin, What's the Ugliest Part of your Body, Viagra in the Waters, Chainsaw Juggler, Whistle Stop, Devil Went to Jamaica Oct 1, 2000 [ Play List ] (Added Jan 7, 2018) |
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ROBOTS/ATOMIC POWER 1801: We welcome 2018 with two special topics: Robots and Atomic Power (peaceful and otherwise). Listen and find out who the "friend" on "Delicious" by Jim Backus really was. Jan 6, 2018 [ Play List ] (Added Jan 6, 2018) |
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FUNNY 25 1752: The Funny 25 for 2017, plus some after-Christmas specials, and a couple items about "bad words." Dec 30, 2017 [ Play List ] (Added Dec 30, 2017) |
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MOTHER'S DAY: Riot in Cell Block #9, My Old Man, Motherly Love, Everybody's Got to Have a Mother, I Had Sex with Pac-Man, Chicago, Mechanical Man, Cow Patty, Hot Dog Boogie, Siamese Cat Song, My Mother is a Space Cadet, Martian Hop, Tom Dooley, Mom Always Liked you Best, Yoda, Smoke-off May 8, 1983 [ Play List ] (Added Dec 24, 2017) |
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ST. PATRICK'S DAY: My Name is not Merv Griffin, Clancy Lowered the Boom, Biddie McGraw, Who Threw the Overalls in Mrs. Murphy's Chowder, Dentist, Lock the Snackbar, Buffalo Gals, Whistle Bait, Marijuana Munchies, Jogger Song, Trouble with Klingons, My Dead Dog Rover, Scotsman Mar 13, 1983 [ Play List ] (Added Dec 24, 2017) |
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CHRISTMAS 1751: And here's our ultimate Christmas show for 2017! This year's last Christmas show, in other words. Lots & lots of requests - some unusual things along with the hits. Dec 23, 2017 [ Play List ] (Added Dec 23, 2017) |
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Intro & Outro, Feelings, Beep Beep, Sweet Transvestite, Can I Pawn my Teeth to You, Martini, 51 Beers, Inflationary Language, Thank God I'm a Rich Kid, Piggy in the Middle, Powerhouse, Old Payola Roll Blues, Pencil Neck Geek, Spam, Gumball Wizard Apr 9, 1978 [ Play List ] (Added Dec 17, 2017) |
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(KLSX LIVE) BRIAN BOWERS INTERVIEW: Laughing Gnome, Frosty the Dopeman, Naughty Lady of Shady Lane, OK for Radio, First I was a Hippie, Scotsman, Big Bang Theory, I Have Seen Your Aura, School's Out, Letters from Camp, Hello Muddah, Because You're You, Touch Yourself, Adam West Jun 11, 1989 [ Play List ] (Added Dec 17, 2017) |
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HANUKKAH/CHRISTMAS 1750: Here's the second of my three new holiday shows for 2017, with Hanukkah hits along with more funny Christmas songs old and new! Note: This show is not recommended for children, especially the last two segments. Dec 16, 2017 [ Play List ] (Added Dec 16, 2017) |
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KMET LIVE PART 2: Michael's Market, Watching all the Girls go By, Dragnet, Calling all Cars, I'm a Man, Wings, Turn me Loose, Just a Gigolo, Wayward Wind, Leader of the Laundromat, Surfin Bird, Hawaiian War Chant, Better Boop, Highway 61, Mojo Hand, Cocaine Habit, Over the Rainbow (MONO ONLY) Nov 5, 1972 [ Play List ] (Added Dec 10, 2017) |
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KMET LIVE PART 1: Poisoning Pigeons in the Park, Hello Stranger, Freckle Song, They all Laughed, Kukla Fran & Ollie, Who's Gonna Win the Election, Senator Fishface, Shadow Knows, Say Man Back Again, Hurry on Down, Garbage Man, Los Angeles, Sidewalk Blues, William Tell Overture (MONO ONLY) Nov 5, 1972 [ Play List ] (Added Dec 10, 2017) |
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CHRISTMAS 1749: Here's my first Christmas show for 2017, "taped" this week for your Christmas & Hanukkah pleasure...a song for Kwanzaa too, and a couple for Krampus! The final segment is PG-13. Dec 9, 2017 [ Play List ] (Added Dec 9, 2017) |
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INSECTS: Reefer Song, Toxic Swamp, Women in Minivans, Outside a Small Circle of Friends, Stop Talking about Comic Books, Twinkies & Ding Dongs, Snot Nosed Rag, Man Song, Chiggers, Human Fly, Redback on the Toilet Seat, Cockroach that Ate Cincinnati, Talking Again Jul 5, 1998 [ Play List ] (Added Dec 3, 2017) |
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CLASSICAL: Martian Boogie, Light my Fire, You're Feet's too Big, Too Old to Cut the Mustard, Chicken Song, Masochism Tango, Funky Gibbon, Argument, Blue Danube Waltz, End of a Symphony, Sugarplums, Beethoven's 5th, Time Warp, Ronnie's Rap, Dentist Jan 25, 1987 [ Play List ] (Added Dec 3, 2017) |
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CHRISTMAS/RADIO 1748: We start slippin' into Christmas with two sets worth of holiday cheer...plus Part Two of our salute to radio and its rich and colorful history, and a salute to science with Weird Al and more. Dec 2, 2017 [ Play List ] (Added Dec 2, 2017) |
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KMET PART 2: I'd Like to be a Cow in Switzerland, Nuclear Waste, BOB DAVIS INTERVIEW, Train Kept Rolling, Plastic Jesus, Hooked on Henny, California Boys, Harvey & Sheila, Rhythm King, Cyclops, Video Games, Shock Treatment, Pac Man Fever, Nice, Take Off, Raspberry Song Apr 18, 1982 [ Play List ] (Added Nov 26, 2017) |
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KMET PART 1: Frontal Lobotomy, Space Invaders, My Name is not Merv Griffin, Sidewalk Surfing, Beans in my Ears, Red Hot Dog Women from Mars, Woodpecker, No Anchovies Please, Tainted Love, Disco Sucks, Rodeo Song, Swedish Western, Bodine Brown, Spider Boy, Shame and Scandal in the Family, Kinky Sex Apr 18, 1982 [ Play List ] (Added Nov 26, 2017) |
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TOP TEN 1747: The Top Ten for November (last Top Ten of 2017!) plus winter songs, lots of suggestions from the Dr D Facebook group, and a sneak preview of Weird Al's contribution to Dr Demento Covered In Punk! Nov 25, 2017 [ Play List ] (Added Nov 25, 2017) |
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Pet Shop, Chewy the Wookie Rookie, Matador, Lydia the Tattooed Lady, Leader of the Laundromat, Rock & Roll Classroom, Los Angeles, Window Shopping, Pencil Neck Geek, Crusher, Cheese & Onions, Stardrek, Dead Puppies, Friendly Neighborhood Narco Agent, Marvin, Poisoning Pigeons in the Park Apr 2, 1978 [ Play List ] (Added Nov 19, 2017) |
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(KLSX LIVE) HOWIE NAVE & LOOSE BRUCE KERR INTERVIEW: Whatever Happened to Eddie, Purple Haze, Oy it's so Humid, Hey Conductor, Cheese Head Song, I Want to be Catholic, Hot Dog Boogie, How Come my Dog Don't Bark, Schnauzer, Don't Pet the Dog, Touch Yourself, They're Coming to Take me Away Aug 18, 1991 [ Play List ] (Added Nov 19, 2017) |
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THANKSGIVING 1746: Happy Thanksgiving everyone! My 2017 show has classics like Stan Freberg's "Take an Indian to Lunch" and Adam Sandler's "Thanksgiving Song" plus some things I hadn't played before - thanks for the suggestions folks! Also a stack of "musical turkeys," so bad they're hilarious. Nov 18, 2017 [ Play List ] (Added Nov 18, 2017) |
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KMET PART 2: Whale Song, I Don't Know Why, Tom Tom the Piper's Son, Fix your Watch, French Mistake, Stereo Sketch, Sugar Bush, What a Silly Place to Kiss a Girl, My Wife is on a Diet, Laughing Gnome, Joint Turned Brown, Looky Loos, Up Your Nose, Sarah Cynthia Sylvia Stout, Bounce your Boobies Aug 14, 1977 [ Play List ] (Added Nov 12, 2017) |
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KMET PART 1: Mad Dogs & English Men, In the Summer Time, Black's Beach, Going Skinny Dipping, No Talent Hunt, Turn on your TV, I Love Lucy, Convertible Car, Redneck Hippie Romance, Homo Erectus, Here Come the Fleas, Rhythm of the Range, Cantina Band, Pet Shop, Moon Dog, Tiger Rag Aug 14, 1977 [ Play List ] (Added Nov 12, 2017) |
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HUNTING 1745: It's hunting season again. Controversial as that may be, it's inspired lots of funny songs and comedy over the years. Hear "The Second Week of Deer Camp," "Da Turdy Point Buck," "Hunting Tigers Out in Indiah" and lots more on this week's show, along with a special set for Veterans' Day. Nov 11, 2017 [ Play List ] (Added Nov 11, 2017) |
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THE YEAR 1976: Sinister Lunch Meat, Ginko & Tofu, Psycho Chicken, Rats in my Room, Vowel Movements, Junkfood Junkie, Disco Duck, 200 Candles, Convoy, I Want to Eat your Pudding, King Kong, Frame, One Piece at a Time, Belvedere Cruising, Star Drek, Shoulders of Freaks, Last Will and Temperment, Hey Godzilla Jun 28, 1998 [ Play List ] (Added Nov 5, 2017) |
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CARS: I'd Rather Have a Bottle in Front of Me, Split Level Head, Cecil the Unwanted French Fry, My Name is not Merv Griffin, Punk Puppies, To Fernando with Love, Let's Make Lust, Lumberjack Song, Dead Skunk, Driving in my Car, Emergency on the Turnpike, Time Warp, School Days, Shaving Cream, Two Dreadful Children Sep 5, 1982 [ Play List ] (Added Nov 5, 2017) |
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TOP TEN 1744: The Top Ten for October, plus cows, pianos, a little obsolete technology, and a special set of novelty hits from other countries. Nov 4, 2017 [ Play List ] (Added Nov 4, 2017) |
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MORE SHOT OF THE DAY: Fat Man's Prayer, Who is it?, Cave Man, Car Phone, Grandma & the Crusher, Toast, Charlie Something, Circular Impression, Bulbous Bouffant, I'm not Home Right Now, I'm a Blonde, Wildwood Weed, Lakeside Trailer Park, I Farted Again, Let me Make you Smile in Bed Sep 3, 2001 [ Play List ] (Added Oct 29, 2017) |
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HALLOWEEN 1743: Here's Halloween 2017 - The Sequel. More haunted hits and creepy classics from yesterday, today and the land without time! Oct 28, 2017 [ Play List ] (Added Oct 28, 2017) |
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KMET PART TWO: I Can't Leave my Girl Behind, I Wanna Kiss Her, Hanukah Rocks, K-Tel Presents, Credit Card Song, Two Left Feet, I Put a Spell on You, Little Blue Man, Bloody Guts, My Heart Sings, Black & White, Time Warp, I Like, Commercials on 45, Coneheads, Shock Treatment Nov 15, 1981 [ Play List ] (Added Oct 22, 2017) |
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KMET PART ONE: Rock & Roll Classroom, High Schol USA, Green Garden Hose, We're Having a Baby, Drink up, I Love Fruit, Mr. Medfly, Guilty Rag, Psychotherapy, Speechless, Five Minutes Morgan, Cheese Boogie Deluxe, Inside Rock, Plexiglass Toilet, Is Your Mama Behind You? Nov 15, 1981 [ Play List ] (Added Oct 22, 2017) |
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HALLOWEEN 1742: Here's the first of two all-new Halloween shows for 2017. Dr. D got tons of requests this year, put them all in his magic cauldron, and brewed up a potent mix of looney tunes and scary melodies featuring a special tribute to Frankenstein. Rated PG-13. Oct 21, 2017 [ Play List ] (Added Oct 21, 2017) |
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Political Science, Popcorn Song, Your Love is like Nuclear Waste, Who's on First, Clean Song, Pickle in the Middle, Psycho, Springtime for Hitler, Timothy, Winstoned Plowboy, Wally Ballou, Old King Louie, Close Encounters of the Redneck Kind, There's a New Sound, Eric the Half Bee, Hamster Love, Spam, Ballad of Irving, They're Coming to Take me Away Mar 26, 1978 [ Play List ] (Added Oct 15, 2017) |
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(KLSX LIVE) HAWAII: Amazing Man, Pope on 45, Evil Boll Weevil, Mixed up Confusion, Contra Rap, My Attorney Bernie, Satellite Dish, Way You Make me Squeal, Hal & Lulu, She Grabbed my Coconuts, Stutter Rap, Give me Shades, Let's Talk Dirty in Hawaiian, Everyone Does it in Hawaii, Loving You is Surfing You, Hawaiian Lei Song, Hawaiian War Chant, Elvis is Everywhere, Star Trekkin, Nine Coronas Jan 17, 1988 [ Play List ] (Added Oct 15, 2017) |
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TOBACCO 1741: Topical tobacco tunes this week. Not a cough in a carload! Guaranteed non-carcinogenic. Also some hairy songs about beards, and a Weird Al oddity from the Eastern Hemisphere. The Bo Carter and Allen Ginsberg pieces have some sexual innuendo. Oct 14, 2017 [ Play List ] (Added Oct 14, 2017) |
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KMET PART 2: When it's Tooth Picking Time in False Teeth Valley, Horrible Breath, Lonesome & Disgusted, Roger Steffans interview, Ja Lives, Chalice in the Palace, I See the Moon, Take us to Your President, Hot Dog Boogie, Vatican Rag, He Hit Me, Dream Dirty Dreams Aug 22, 1976 [ Play List ] (Added Oct 8, 2017) |
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KMET PART 1: Merry Minuet, Hot Rod Race, Speed Trap, So Long Mom, King's Navy, Santa Barbara Earthquake, Marvin, Specific Hospital, Teenage Mother, You're my Type, Them Poems, Bread and Gravy, Ronald the Roach, Trail of the Lonesome Pine Aug 22, 1976 [ Play List ] (Added Oct 8, 2017) |
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SPORTS 1740: Our topic today is sports - the Big Four plus a whole lot more. Lots of non-sports as well! Oct 7, 2017 [ Play List ] (Added Oct 7, 2017) |
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CANADA: 90's Song, Fabulous 50's, I Have to Kill You, Britney Zombie, Warm Leatherette, Energy Crisis, Take Off, Circular Impression, Morris the Moose, Rippy the Gator, Working Where the Sun Don't Shine, Quebec Language Police, Hockey Song, Toast, Fart in an Elevator, Scotsman Mar 23, 2003 [ Play List ] (Added Oct 1, 2017) |
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LOVE: I Love Onions, Chocolate Chip Cookies, Inflationary Language, Where's the Service, Galactic Personals, I Couldn't Spell !!*@!, Flip You like a Cheese Omelette, Frozen Embryos, Sagging Guts, Noriega, Guy from Panama, Tapeworm of Love, Love in Bloom, Neanderthal Man, I Love Lucy, Sorry Feb 11, 1990 [ Play List ] (Added Oct 1, 2017) |
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TOP TEN 1739: The Top Ten for September 2017, plus a pop-up special topic, a couple of Playboy songs in Hugh Hefner's memory, and other stuff you won't hear anywhere else. Sep 30, 2017 [ Play List ] (Added Sep 30, 2017) |
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KMET PART TWO: Pet Shop, Temple City Kazoo Orchestra interview, My Sharona, Take off Your Clothes, Louie's Market, Marijuana Munchies, Piano Has Been Drinking, Interesting Facts, Psycho Chicken, Baby likes Burping, Mr. Bill, Hello I Love You Mar 9, 1980 [ Play List ] (Added Sep 24, 2017) |
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KMET PART ONE: Bird Bathroom, Hifi Blues, Dumb Blond, Numbers, Cinderella, School Cafeteria, Java Jive, Beverly Hills Blues Festival, Please Please Me, In Russia, I Love Life, TV Ministry School, Johnny One Note, Fluffy Mar 9, 1980 [ Play List ] (Added Sep 24, 2017) |
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LIVE ON THE SHOW 1738: This show features over an hour's worth of music recorded live on the Dr. Demento Show, from the 1970s to the 2000's, featuring some of Dementia's biggest stars! Sep 23, 2017 [ Play List ] (Added Sep 23, 2017) |
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Cocktails for Two, Hello DJ, Davy's Dinghy, Mechanical Man, I'm the Slime, Elderly Man River, Lumberjack Song, On the Amazon, I Love your Toes, Bicycle Wreck, Some People Think Chickens Have Lips, Doggie Doo, Gumball Wizard, Making Love in a Subaru, Shaving Cream Mar 19, 1978 [ Play List ] (Added Sep 17, 2017) |
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(KLSX LIVE) LOVE SONGS: Sounds of Sinus, Hunger is From, Inflationary Language, Where's the Service, Little Blue Man, I Love my Fruit, D-O-A, I Want my Baby Back, John Belushi, Silly Love Songs, Tapeworm of Love, Sweet Sue, Boogie, Je Taime, Smallest Thing Known to Man, Dueling Rappers Feb 11, 1990 [ Play List ] (Added Sep 17, 2017) |
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POLICE 1737: Having celebrated Crime and Punishment, we now salute people who have a lot to do with that...the police! Sep 16, 2017 [ Play List ] (Added Sep 16, 2017) |
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KMET PART 2 AN HOUR OF 78'S: You're not the Only Pebble on the Beach, Carnival of Venice, Turkish Delight, Who Put the Benzedrine, Handy Man, Stomping at the Savoy, Please Please Me, Oh Johnny Oh, Sweet Violets, If You're a Viper, Jonah & the Whale, Omar the Vampire, Bilbo Baggins, Old King Louie Aug 31, 1975 [ Play List ] (Added Sep 10, 2017) |
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KMET PART 1: Ying Tong Song, Jungle Boogie, Shark Bait, Jaws Swam Away with my Heart, Laugh Laugh Laugh, Along Came Jones, Whip, Zombie Jamboree, Love Song, I'd Rather be Dead, New Slant on War, In Turkey, Cranky Old Yank, Dirty Old Man, Respect, Biddy McGraw, Nose Job, What It Was Was Football Aug 31, 1975 [ Play List ] (Added Sep 10, 2017) |
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CRIME 1736: Once again we turn to the annals of Crime and Punishment, for a sequel to the May 6, 2017 show. Also a tribute to Shelley Berman. Sep 9, 2017 [ Play List ] (Added Sep 9, 2017) |
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HAPPY: I Took my Mother to a Cock Fight, Green Garden Hose, WWED, All my Favorite Drunks have Given up Drinking, Coffee, New Credit Card, Entering Marion, Cell Phone on the Highway, Hawaiian War Chant, Cowgirl Song, Happy Boy, Happy Happy Joy Joy, Happy Noodle vs. Sad Noodle, Happy Together, Happy Trails, Have a Peanut Butter Sandwich, Charlie-something Mar 25, 2001 [ Play List ] (Added Sep 3, 2017) |
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FOOD: Cocktails for Two, Chunder in the Old Pacific Sea, Clean Song, Three Little Fishies, Experiments with Mice, Roast Chicken Faces, You Eat too Much, Dreams, Rubber Biscuit, She's in Love with the Rolling Stones, When I was a Lad, Jackie Onassis, Stop Dragging my Car Around, Ronnie Reagan Rag, Commercials on 45, Rock & Roll Doctor, Yoda Nov 8, 1981 [ Play List ] (Added Sep 3, 2017) |
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LABOR DAY 1735: A retrospective of our Labor Day shows from the 1980s to the 2010s -- 36 songs and comedy bits about work and the workplace. All time Demented hits plus some we haven't heard in years or decades. Sep 2, 2017 [ Play List ] (Added Sep 2, 2017) |
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KMET 1979 part 2: Bears, Piles of it, Crepitation Contest, Tuba Boogie, Who's Afraid of the Big Bad Wolf?, Mr. Siegal, Triplets, Baby Snakes, Long Beach, Los Angeles, Shaving Cream, Tip-toe Through the Tulips, Frosty the Dopeman, Sixpence, Armpits, Spam May 6, 1979 [ Play List ] (Added Aug 27, 2017) |
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KMET 1979 part 1: Night after Night, Beans, Davy's Dinghy, Teenage Machine Age, Clip Clop, I Ate the Baloney, Bloat on, Fat Man's Prayer, Marry an Ugly Woman, Mammary Glands, Can Broadway do Without me?, Dodgers & Reds, Them Dog Kickers, Fooba Wooba John May 6, 1979 [ Play List ] (Added Aug 27, 2017) |
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TOP TEN 1734: The Top Ten for August 2017, plus a tribute to Jerry Lewis and a pop-up special topic - The Brain! Aug 26, 2017 [ Play List ] (Added Aug 26, 2017) |
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Pop Hates the Beatles, Yeah Yeah Yeah, Be Prepared, Ain't we Crazy, Gary Gilmore's Eyes, Ape Call, Them Moose Goosers, Boobs a Lot, Boy Wonder I Love You, Sweet Violets, Backwards Song, Dr. Freud, I Like Beer, L.S. Bumblebee, Dead Puppies, Making Love in a Subaru, Spam, Masochism Tango, Quark Strangeness & Charm Mar 12, 1978 [ Play List ] (Added Aug 20, 2017) |
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(KLSX LIVE) BASEBALL: So Long Mom, Chunder in the Pacific Sea, Mother Nature can be Cruel, Invaders from Earth, Little Dead Chickens, Squirrels, Let's Talk Dirty in Hawaiian, I Can't Play the Blues, Rent-a-car song, CPA, Cocaine Waltz, Baseball Rag, Casey at the Bat, Van Lingo Mungo, Fernando, Who's on First, Beastie Wrap Apr 12, 1987 [ Play List ] (Added Aug 20, 2017) |
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RADIO 1733: Today's show features Radio Personalities who have made records (broadly defined) - from Bob & Ray to Bob Rivers. Many local (and national) hits by local DJ's are featured. Parental guidance: the last song features explicit language and partisan politics. Aug 19, 2017 [ Play List ] (Added Aug 19, 2017) |
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KMET SEPT. 74 PART 2 (MONO ONLY) Sep 1, 1974 [ Play List ] (Added Aug 16, 2017) |
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DOGS & CATS 1732: Our more or less annual celebration of dog days and cat days. Recognizing that many listeners share their homes with both species, the Demented dog and cat songs are integrated this time! We also salute Elvis, commemorating the 40th anniversary of the King's departure for realms unknown. Aug 12, 2017 [ Play List ] (Added Aug 12, 2017) |
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KIDS: It's Just my Kids, Those Two Dreadful Children, Crusher, Stinky Breath, Leader of the Laundromat, I'm a Butt Head, How Sweet to be an Idiot, Mickey Mouse, What a Mouse, That's my Boy, My Neighbor's Kids, Good Ol' Days, A Whole Newt World, Microsoft Word Mar 19, 1995 [ Play List ] (Added Aug 6, 2017) |
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VACATIONS: New Sound, Uh Oh, Hi-Fi Shop, Beep Beep, I Need a Vacation, How I Spent my Vacation, Attack of the Killer Tomatoes, Hippity Hop, Hail to the U.S. Mail, Tumor, Michael Ate the Smorgasboard, Piddling Pup, Go Go Pogo, Super Skier, I Get Weird, Scotsman, Shaving Cream Feb 20, 1983 [ Play List ] (Added Aug 6, 2017) |
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FOOD 1731: It's another fabulous food show...no duplication with the food shows last March! Plus a tribute to June Foray. Aug 5, 2017 [ Play List ] (Added Aug 5, 2017) |
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PREACHING THE BLUES WITH MARY ALDIN: How You Want it Done, Roll & Tumble Blues, Won't Rain in California, Can't Understand, I Don't Know, Poor Boy Long Way from Home, Keep Knocking but You Can't Come in, Can't You Wait until We Get Home?, Rockin' & Rollin', All Night Long, Rock me Baby, Jelly Roll's 1st Cousin Jan 29, 1984 [ Play List ] (Added Jul 30, 2017) |
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TOP TEN 1730: The Top Ten for July 2017, plus a salute to Television...stars and songs from the 1940s to the 1990s, along with classic satires by Stan Freberg and Ken Nordine. Jul 29, 2017 [ Play List ] (Added Jul 29, 2017) |
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PART TWO: Ducks Yes Yes, $60 Duck, How Sweet to be an Idiot, Dead People, Wrestling, And Then he Took up Golf, Little Boxes, When You Ask me First, My Home Town, Davey the Fat Boy, Wolf Creek Pass, Smoke Gets in your Eyes, King Tut Strut Mar 26, 1978 [ Play List ] (Added Jul 23, 2017) |
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PART ONE: Peter Cottontail, Back from the Shadows Again, Buzz the Fuzz, Calling All Calls, Larry Move your Hand, Beatles Reunion, Eggbert the Easter Egg, Stacy Brown got Two, Mother Goose on the Loose, Final Exam, Wanna Buy a Bunny? Mar 26, 1978 [ Play List ] (Added Jul 23, 2017) |
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WHO 1729: The subject is Who...Doctor Who and her big news, P. Townshend and company, and lots of other demented Whos like Who Hid the Halibut On the Poop Deck, Who Put the Benzedrine In Mrs. Murphy's Ovaltine, Who Stole the Keeshka and, of course, Who's On First. Jul 22, 2017 [ Play List ] (Added Jul 22, 2017) |
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Delicious, Give me that Old Unemployment, Tall People, Argument Clinic, I am Whale, Sinister Lunch Meat, Looney Toon, Mummy, If, Donald Where's Your Trousers, Mongoloid, I Owe a Lot to Iowa Pot, Mahna Mahna, Stardrek, Ballad of Irving Mar 5, 1978 [ Play List ] (Added Jul 16, 2017) |
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(KLSX LIVE) MERRY CHRISTMAS: Relvatives are Coming to Town, Christmas is Depressing, Gridlock Christmas, Yulesville, Blue Christmas, Santa's Beard, Gluey Christmas Medley, Green Christmas, You Can Sue, Kill a Tree for Christ, I'll be Licking you at Christmas, Stop the Cavalry Dec 16, 1990 [ Play List ] (Added Jul 16, 2017) |
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SUMMER 1728: At last, my long-promised Summer show for 2017! 32 Demented songs and sketches about the pleasures and annoyances of our warmest season. Jul 15, 2017 [ Play List ] (Added Jul 15, 2017) |
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KMET PART TWO: Ory's Creole Trombone, Muskrat Ramble, Good Morning School Girl, Let's Do it, Bell Bottom Trousers, Davy's Dinghy, Hot Rod Lincoln, There Was a Fungus Among us, Enlistment Twist, Feuding Banjos, Cocktails for Two, Edwin Garvey, Hey Doc, Boogie Woogie Bugle Boy, Derby Town, Greatest Broadjumper of them All Feb 4, 1973 [ Play List ] (Added Jul 9, 2017) |
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KMET PART ONE: Knockers up, It Looks like Rain, Hut Sut Song, Cement Mixer, Declaration of Independence, Honeysuckle Rose, Hollywood Bowl, Broadway/New York, Der Fuehrer's Face, Hold Tight, No Fish Today, Singing in the Bathtub, Jimmy the Kid, Tijuana Jail, Pancho Lopez, Practicing the Piano, Old Piano Roll Blues, Delicious Feb 4, 1973 [ Play List ] (Added Jul 9, 2017) |
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SUPERSTARS SEQUEL 1727: And here comes Superstars Sing Silly Songs - The Sequel! More funny music by people not normally associated with musical laughter. The First-Hour Free-For-All includes five Demented versions of the Little Red Riding Hood story, all very different from each other. Jul 8, 2017 [ Play List ] (Added Jul 8, 2017) |
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COWS: Paralyzed, Decomposing Composers, Necrophilia, Shoehorn with Teeth, Frozen Embryos, Car Phone, Road Rage, Yuppie Drone, I Could be Zena, Sea of Grass, She's a Cow, Cow Pasture Polka, I am Cow, Werecow, Cows with Guns, Nights in White Castle Apr 30, 2000 [ Play List ] (Added Jul 2, 2017) |
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LEON REDBONE INTERVIEW: Mr. Comet, Destruction of San Francisco, Pulcritude, Hot Springs, My Toot Toot, H & R Crock, Somebody Stole my Gal, I Ain't Got Nobody, Salty Dog, Marvin I Love You, Wet Dream, Rock me Jerry Lewis Apr 13, 1986 [ Play List ] (Added Jul 2, 2017) |
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ALL-AMERICAN 1726: As the Fourth draws near, we celebrate with our annual All-American Dr. Demento show for 2017 - two hours of mad music and crazy comedy about this crazy place most of us live in! Rated PG-13. Jul 1, 2017 [ Play List ] (Added Jul 1, 2017) |
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APES & MONKEYS: Elmer Fudd Sings Bruce Springsteen, Circular Impression, Mr. Wizard & Timmy, Song of the Sewer, Deep in the Heart of Jersey, Dull Family, Ricky, Theme from The Monkees, Monkey Doodle Doo, Ape Call, Gonna Buy me a Dog, Pet Pig Porky, They're Coming to Take me Away, Lock the Snackbar Apr 10, 1983 [ Play List ] (Added Jun 25, 2017) |
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EASTER: Little Man, Russian Bandstand, Cocaine Decisions, Uncle Buddy, Sex w/ Pacman, Dork at the Party, Easter Parade, Peter Cottontail, Hot Rod, Earthquake, I Wish I Was a Wombat, How's Your Bird, Tennessee Bird Walk, Metal Head, Earache my Eye, Scotsman, Dead Puppies Apr 3, 1983 [ Play List ] (Added Jun 25, 2017) |
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LOVE/TOP TEN 1725: Celebrating the 50th anniversary of the Summer of Love this week (the future Dr. Demento was there!) Plus the Top Ten for June. Jun 24, 2017 [ Play List ] (Added Jun 24, 2017) |
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(KLSX LIVE) ROBERT KLEIN INTERVIEW: Reggae Popeye, Dentist, 30,000 lbs. of Bananas, Strange Things are Happening, Joe's Garage, Steven Wright, Vanna Pick me a Letter, Steven Wright, Tongue Twister, Wet Dream, Daffy Duck's Rhapsody, Adam West, Radio Shack Nov 12, 1989 [ Play List ] (Added Jun 18, 2017) |
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Proud Mary, Dry Bones, Japanese Banana, Disco Boy, Biddie Mcgraw, Super Skier, Almost Degraded, How Much is that Doggie in the Window?, John & Marsha, My Handy Man, Nutcracker Suite, Cobwebs & Strange, Mush Begins to Rush, Charlie Brown, Pink Shoelaces, Hot Nuts, Who's on First, King Kong Jan 23, 1977 [ Play List ] (Added Jun 18, 2017) |
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FATHERS/TV/SUMMER 1724: Three (count 'em) three special topics this week: Father's Day, Television (with a tribute to Adam West), and Summer (happy Solstice!) Jun 17, 2017 [ Play List ] (Added Jun 17, 2017) |
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KMET part 2: Uncle Josh in a Hotel, Lounging at the Waldorf, Hernando's Hideaway, St. James Infirmary, Scratching, Wait a Minute, East St. Louis Toodleoo, Baseball Boogie, Casey at the Bat, Who's on First, Alcoholic Blues, How Dry I am, Red Mountain Blues, Prowling Ground Hog, Junco Partner, Monster Mash (MONO ONLY) Oct 15, 1972 [ Play List ] (Added Jun 11, 2017) |
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KMET part 1: Everybody Wants my Fanny, Rocking this Joint Tonight, Gotta Boogie, Mr. Hoover & Mr. Smith, Senator Fish Face, Abe Snake for President, Pale Blues, Boobs a Lot, Tuley Fog, Hooty Sapperticker, Oriental Blues, Jelly Roll's First Cousin, Bop-a-lena, Mule Skinner Blues, Bucket T, Transfusion (MONO ONLY) Oct 15, 1972 [ Play List ] (Added Jun 11, 2017) |
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RETAIL 1723: Today's topic is The Retail Experience - songs and comedy about buying and selling stuff in stores, and the personal encounters with strangers that are part of the process. The free-for-all explores vinyl records and holes in the ground. One incidental f-word and one homicide, both in the Cheese Shop. Jun 10, 2017 [ Play List ] (Added Jun 10, 2017) |
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CHRISTMAS IN JULY: Terrorist Christmas, Axel Christmas, If 10% is Good Enough for Jesus, Put Another Log on the Fire, Smells like Nirvana, Lyle Lovett's Hair, Santa Claus is Watching You, Condoms for Christmas, Talking Vietnam Pot Luck Blues, Rusty Chevrolet, Shlock Rod, Yoda, Trip to Jurassic Park Jul 25, 1993 [ Play List ] (Added Jun 4, 2017) |
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ALLAN SHERMAN PROFILE: Fat Friends, California Kid, Chicken Song, One Game at a Time, Hot Rod Lincoln, Polkadot Undies, Don't Mess with the Mayor, Roaches, David Crockett, Sara Jackman, Lox, Hello Mudduh Hello Fadduh, Fig Leaves are Falling, Do the Watusi, Life in the Slaw Lane Jul 20, 1986 [ Play List ] (Added Jun 4, 2017) |
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MARRIAGE 1722: Today's topic is marriage! Demented celebrations of its joys and pitfalls. In the interests of realism we also have a couple of divorce songs. Lots of non-marital pleasures and treasures in the first hour. Jun 3, 2017 [ Play List ] (Added Jun 3, 2017) |
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KMET PART TWO: Pot Party, I've Got some Grass, Friendly Neighborhood Narco Agent, Grow Mrs. Goldfarb, Crepitation Contest, Broadway/New York Song, Route 66, Light up, Battle of the Falklands, Sit on my Face, Detergent, Harder than your Husband, Locked in the Closet, Moose Turd Pie, Shock Treatment, Valley Girl Jun 6, 1982 [ Play List ] (Added May 28, 2017) |
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KMET PART ONE: Fast Break, Don't Bogart that Joint, Acapulco Gold, Yellow Rose of Texas, Summertime Summertime, Burning up, Nature Boy, Turning Japanese, Going Quackers, Those Two Dreadful Children, I've Lost my Little Yo-yo, It's Good to be the King, Smoking Reefers, Papa Rolled his Own, It's so Nice to be Stoned Jun 6, 1982 [ Play List ] (Added May 28, 2017) |
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TOP TEN 1721: The Top Ten for May 2017, plus finalists for the Logan Awards...oldies but oddies too! A few cuss words here and there. May 27, 2017 [ Play List ] (Added May 27, 2017) |
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Dr. Hackenbush, Psychedelic Love, Piles of it, I Hold your Hand in Mine, Bedtime Story, Boogie, Virgil's 300 Dollar Vacation, Baby Sitting Boogie, Sally Ann, Ernie, I Want a Hot Dog for my Roll, Hot Nuts, Witch Doctor, King Kong, Hey Shirley Jan 16, 1977 [ Play List ] (Added May 21, 2017) |
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(KLSX LIVE) SPIKE JONES: Happy Boy, Fat as I am, Boogie in your Butt, I Can See Uranus, Motorcycle Song, I Wanna Talk like Iggy Pop, Bruces, Horsey Keep your Tail up, Cocktails for Two, Pimples and Braces, Boobs a Lot, Black and White, Star Trekkin' Jan 26, 1992 [ Play List ] (Added May 21, 2017) |
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SOUTH 1720: Here's a feast of funny music Southern style...songs about the South, sung by Southerners. In the first hour, Weird Al's new movie theme, and a stack of requests including a risque little ditty I wasn't allowed to play when it was new. May 20, 2017 [ Play List ] (Added May 20, 2017) |
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KMET HALLOWEEN 1977 (PART 2): Monster Shindig, Psychopathic Sally, Why Spend the Dark Night with You, Trick or Treat, Spooky Boogie, On the 5:15, Haunted House, Fruitless Assignment, Exorcist, Star Warts, Beam me up Scotty, October in Oxnard, BRAD STANFIELD INTERVIEW, Waffle Whiffer, Gumball Wizard, Two Cheeseburgers, Pencil Neck Geek, Monster Mash Oct 30, 1977 [ Play List ] (Added May 14, 2017) |
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KMET HALLOWEEN 1977 (PART 1): Please Mr. Gravedigger, Monster Mash, Mr. Ghost Goes to Town, Dinner with Drac, They Don't Make Nun Names, Mary Lou's Blues, Bloat On, Looney Tune, Spider & the Fly, I Thought I'd Die, Crabs Walk Sideways, Anne Boelyn, Short People, I Don't Need Anita, Heartbeat, Sound Trip through the Catacombs, Ghoulie Get Together, Ghost Walk Oct 30, 1977 [ Play List ] (Added May 14, 2017) |
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MOTHER'S DAY 1719: Here's my Mother's Day offering for 2017...featuring Demented songs about mothers by The Mothers (Frank Zappa variety), Tom Lehrer, Steve Martin, Sue Fabisch and many more. In our first hour you'll meet a Gas Station Disc Jockey, Bang Bang Lulu, the Deadpool Musical and Gabe Green (anyone remember him?) A bit of rough language here and there. May 13, 2017 [ Play List ] (Added May 13, 2017) |
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BANANAS: Dance of the House, Osama Yo Mama, Da Enron Ron Ron, Buick '59, Ladies who Read the News, Calling all Cars, Saga of the Duck Hunt by Car, Particle Man, Everything Reminds me of my Therapist, Car Noises, I'm Selling Mom's Urine on Ebay, One Banana Two Banana, Banana Boat, Juanita Banana, My Wife Left Town with a Banana, Yes We Have no Bananas, Real Dick Chaney, We Didn't Start the '80's, I Would Still Love You May 26, 2002 [ Play List ] (Added May 7, 2017) |
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ALL REQUESTS: Sister Mary Elephant, Nun Names, Cinderella, Last Blast of the Bugler, Burning Down the Cartoon House, Illegal Smile, MTA, Irish Ballad, Hooty Sapperticker, I Want my Baby Back, Popcorn Sack, Jack the Ripper, Chiller, Pac-Man Fever, Elements, My Girlfriend is Inflatable, Surfin' Bird, Contra Rap Feb 19, 1989 [ Play List ] (Added May 7, 2017) |
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CRIME & PUNISHMENT 1718: Today's theme is Crime and Punishment. A serious subject that has inspired lots of funny songs and sketches. Some hot new stuff too! The last segment is not for the kiddies! May 6, 2017 [ Play List ] (Added May 6, 2017) |
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FRANK ZAPPA university lecture Jul 1, 1997 [ Play List ] (Added Apr 30, 2017) |
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TOP TEN 1717: The Top Ten for April 2017, plus new releases, top songs from 25 years ago, and more deviations from the norm. Rated PG-13 for a few dorty wirds. Apr 29, 2017 [ Play List ] (Added Apr 29, 2017) |
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KMET PART TWO: Hallelujah I'm a Bum, Brady Bunch Fields Forever, Eleanor Rigby, Quark Strangeness & Charm, Meltdown, Sideboard Song, Stoned, Speck, Inquisition, Space Invaders, Let's Make a Dope Deal, Earache my Eye, My Sister's Nose, Big Balls, Yoda, Another one Rides the Bus Jun 14, 1981 [ Play List ] (Added Apr 23, 2017) |
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KMET PART ONE: Summer Means Fun, Goo Goo Muck, Sarah Cynthia Sylvia Stout, Totally Bananas, Whole Lotta Love, My Baby's Got Rabies, Sex Junkie, Sit on my Face, Suzanne Summers, Woman is a Man's Best Friend, Psycho Chicken, School's Out, Cocaine Lil, I'm Demented You're Demented Jun 14, 1981 [ Play List ] (Added Apr 23, 2017) |
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PUBLIC TRANSPORTATION 1716: In honor of Earth Day we salute public transportation...trains (including trolleys) and buses (mostly earth-friendly) and planes (OK, not quite so friendly). Weird Al, Bob Newhart, Bobby Pickett, Hudson & Landry, and a brief but rare Tom Lehrer song. Apr 22, 2017 [ Play List ] (Added Apr 22, 2017) |
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In the Mood, Sinister Lunchmeat, Sounds like Fun, Sally Ann, I Like Beer, Funky Gibbon, Diddie wah Diddie, She Had to Lose it at the Astor, Freakout Frog, Music Business Lament, Hot Nuts, Wowie Zowie, Want Ads, Surfing Shark, King Kong, Rubber Duckie, Dirty Old Man Jan 9, 1977 [ Play List ] (Added Apr 16, 2017) |
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(KMET LIVE) FATHER'S DAY: Jungle Boogie, Hawaiian War Chant, Fat is In, Dr. Feelgood, Every Dog Has it's Day, Happy Boy, Looks at me Sandra Dee, Japanese Banana, Pineapple Princess, I'm Bugged at my Old Man, My Father's Top Drawer, Black Lassie, Candy Wrapper, Wet Dream, Like a Surgeon, Gumball Wizard Jun 16, 1985 [ Play List ] (Added Apr 16, 2017) |
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SUPERSTAR SILLINESS 1715: Happy Easter! Today's show features Superstar Silly Songs -- The Beatles, the Who, Queen, Jimmy Buffett, Sinatra and more great artists not best known for comedy, all by request! Plus songs about golf, wrestling and a long-lost Zacherle classic. Apr 15, 2017 [ Play List ] (Added Apr 15, 2017) |
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KMET PART TWO: Eating Goober Peas, Oh for a Week in the Country, Alimony, Bean, Dunking Bagel, Flubber Song, Yankee Doodle, I'm no Communist, Take off Your Clothes, Cement Mixer, Anaheim, L.A., Spam, Dodgers Song, Gumball Wizard, Driving in the Lane with DiamondsLove Song, Fly Away Tse Tse Fly May 2, 1976 [ Play List ] (Added Apr 9, 2017) |
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KMET PART ONE: Wedding of Jackie Kennedy, Everybody Wants a Little Piece, Polka-Dotted Polywumpus, Eat Your Pudding, I Like Bananas, Pop Hates the Beatles, She's my Girl, Don't Touch me There, Walking Down the Track, Casey at the Bat, Backseat Drivers, Skateboard Bill, Nicky the Narc, Trail of the Lonesome Pine May 2, 1976 [ Play List ] (Added Apr 9, 2017) |
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SINGLE PLAYS 1714: Today's topic, by request: Songs That Have Only Been Played Once Before on the Dr. Demento Show. Songs from many different eras and styles of music. Some long-lost treasures, and one or two that'll make you wonder why the heck I ever played them even once! You decide which is which. First-hour free-for-all as usual. Apr 8, 2017 [ Play List ] (Added Apr 8, 2017) |
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BABIES: Vanna Pick me a Letter, I Lost on Jeopardy, Goober Got a Girlfriend, Lorena, Name Dropper, Me and Eddie Vedder, Manna Manna, Chicken Fat, Psycho Chicken, Disco Duck, Baby Zone, Memo to Droola, Baby, Childhood, That's Mathematics, Happy Boy, Bulbous Bouffant, Squirrels Jan 21, 1996 [ Play List ] (Added Apr 2, 2017) |
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ALLAN SHERMAN & DANNY KAYE: Chicken Dick's Chicken Sticks, Beep Beep, Scream & Wine, Tip Toe Through the Tulips, Three Months Late, Steamroller, Bikini Full of Trouble, Michael Jackson's new Album, Star Trek Polka, Dead Yuppies, Pop Hates the Beatles, Lox, Fig Leaves are Falling, Tubby the Tuba, Dodgers Song, Yoda, Ronnie's Rap, Let's Blow up the Tow Truck Apr 5, 1987 [ Play List ] (Added Apr 2, 2017) |
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APRIL FOOL 1713: Happy April Fool's everyone! We're all familiar with song parodies like Weird Al's, but there are a lot of other ways songs can be transformed with hilarious results (Weird Al does those too!) We'll sample those and many other crazy things on this week's show. Apr 1, 2017 [ Play List ] (Added Apr 1, 2017) |
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LIVE AT TOWER (part 2): Hillbilly Hippie, Political Science, Alvin for President, Mother Goose Medley, Rubber Duckie, My Girl's Pussy, Alley Oop, My old Flame, Punk Polka, Boogie Woogie Amputee, Junk Food Junkie, Disco Sucks, Ayatollah, Mr. Bill May 18, 1980 [ Play List ] (Added Mar 26, 2017) |
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LIVE AT TOWER (part 1): Horses, Clip Clop, Whip it, 3 Drunk News, What me Worry?, Jumping at the Record Hop, Music City, 77 Sunset Strip, Eric the Half Bee, Folk Song Army, Gotta Boogie, Whole Lotta Love, Beans in my Ears, Martian Hop, Little Space Girl May 18, 1980 [ Play List ] (Added Mar 26, 2017) |
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TOP TEN 1712: The Top Ten for March, some donkey and mule serenades, curious sequels and answer records, and farewell to Chucks Berry and Barris. Note: stay tuned after the Top Ten for two political songs (one red and one blue) and a highly explicit video game tribute. Mar 25, 2017 [ Play List ] (Added Mar 25, 2017) |
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Happy New Year, Day Santa Claus Retired, Another Puff, Beam me up Scotty, I'm Against it, Dirty Dreams, Dr. Freud, Psychotherapy, Black Bug Boogie, Boogie, Last Blast of the Blasted Bugler, Disco Boy, Cinerella, Witch Doctor, Gumball Wizard, Hey Shirley Dec 26, 1976 [ Play List ] (Added Mar 19, 2017) |
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(KMET LIVE) Amazing Man, Bad Attitude, I Got a Wife, Spam, Ape Call, Yesterday, Song with a Peal, Jeremiah Peabody, Rocky Meets Moose, Bo Diddley, I Wanna Kiss Her, 99 Dead Baboons, Siamese Cat Song, Love Polka #9, Boogie in your Butt, Libya oh Libya, Existential Blues Feb 16, 1986 [ Play List ] (Added Mar 19, 2017) |
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NUDITY 1711: Since well before the dawn of civilization, most humans have worn clothing most of the time, and consider it one of the necessities of life. However, the absence of clothing has long been a rewarding topic for comedy. We look into that on this show, along with springtime, King Kong and other gorillas, and a bit of post-St. Patrick's Day green. Mar 18, 2017 [ Play List ] (Added Mar 18, 2017) |
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PART TWO: Silent E, No Fault of Mine, Boy Wonder I Love You, I'm a Lonely Little Petunia, Light Up, Cobwebs & Strange, Walnuts, Mysterious Mose, Butane Boogie, How Do You Want to Sing my Love Song?, Best of Order, 86, Junk Food Junkie, Walk on the Kosher Side, Woody Hayes Show, Waffle Whiffer, Spam, Star Drek Nov 30, 1975 [ Play List ] (Added Mar 12, 2017) |
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PART ONE: Nashville Katz, Green Christmas, I Don't Want to See the Movie, Don't Eat Me, I Got Mine, Diamonds are a Girl's Best Friend, Your Biscuits are Big Enough for Me, Nina Cocka Nina, Alaska Pipeline, Gerald Ford Special Report, CB Chant, Convoy, Deteriorata, Be Prepared, Male Chauvinist Pig, Marry an Ugly Woman, Doctor's Philosopher Nov 30, 1975 [ Play List ] (Added Mar 12, 2017) |
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FOOD 1710: A royal banquet of Dementia is yours this week - the entire show is a feast of funny music! With special servings of bananas and sausage - phallic symbolism and fine dining, together at last. Mar 11, 2017 [ Play List ] (Added Mar 11, 2017) |
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HALLOWEEN: Werecow, Grim Grinning Ghosts, Mr. Ghost Goes to Town, Spooky Sexy, Spider and the Fly, Human Fly, Boris the Spider, Carmen Miranda's Ghost, With Her Head Tucked Underneath Her Arm, Vampire SLeeps, Zombie Jamboree, Sitting up with the Dead, Werewolves of London, Monster Mash Oct 24, 2004 [ Play List ] (Added Mar 5, 2017) |
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JOHN JAVA INTERVIEW: Nature Trail to Hell, Frozen Logger, Winter Wonderland, She Won't French Kiss, Walking Blues, Honolulu Honeymoon, Ain't We Crazy, Mr. Ed, Addams Family, Andy Griffith Show, Mighty Mouse, Leave it to Beaver, Star Trek, Revenge of the Nerds, 99 Dead Baboons, Eat my Shorts Jan 13, 1985 [ Play List ] (Added Mar 5, 2017) |
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FOOD 1709: The topic is food - quite possibly **the** most popular topic for funny songs! Here's the first of several food shows planned for this year, with special attention to - sandwiches. Mar 4, 2017 [ Play List ] (Added Mar 4, 2017) |
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PART TWO: Human Fly, Popeye the Sailor Man, Sweeper and the Debutante, Once upon a Nickel, Freddie Feelgood, William Tell Overture, Dirty old Man, Once you Understand, Shag, We Love it, Vatican Rag, My Bologna, Passing Gas, Diaper People, Fish Heads Oct 21, 1979 [ Play List ] (Added Feb 26, 2017) |
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PART ONE: Day after Day, You Haven't Lived 'til You've Died in L.A., 50 Ways to Beat Your Lover, Fight on, Eat Your Pudding, Follow me, Boogie, Cocaine Blues, Harvest Time, Matzah Man, Vasectomy, Hospitality Blues, Traffic Accident, Despair Tire Oct 21, 1979 [ Play List ] (Added Feb 26, 2017) |
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TOP TEN 1708: The Top Ten for February, plus the alternate significance of birds, petty and not-so-petty criminals, "Pico and Sepulveda" and other songs about L.A., and some Good Old Things. Feb 25, 2017 [ Play List ] (Added Feb 25, 2017) |
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(KLSX LIVE) Moose in my House, Terminator vs. Pee Wee, Touch Yourself, Sixpence, Hymn 694, Chopping Broccoli, Things that Make you Burp, Cheese Grater, Elvis has Just Left the Building, Elvis Like at Baker's Square, Elvis Rap, Elvis was a Narc, We Don't Need the Men, She's Big and Round, Elvis is Everywhere, Smoke-off, Scotsman Aug 11, 1991 [ Play List ] (Added Feb 19, 2017) |
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CHRISTMAS: I Yust go Nuts at Christmas, I'm Walking Backwards for Christmas, Jingle Bells, I Want a Hippopotamus for Christmas, Twelve Gifts of Christmas, Here Comes Santa Claus, Santa Jaws, Merry Christmas you Suckers, Daddy's Christmas, Santafly, Santa and his Old Lady, Frosty the Snowman, I Want a Beatle for Christmas, Night Before Christmas, I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus, Chipmunk Song Dec 19, 1976 [ Play List ] (Added Feb 19, 2017) |
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RECORDS 1707: Our new show features records - songs and comedy bits **about** records. Along the way Dr. Demento shares arcane record lore from a lifetime of research and collecting. Lots more funny stuff in the first-hour free-for-all. Feb 18, 2017 [ Play List ] (Added Feb 18, 2017) |
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KMET PART 2: Peter Ponsil & his Tonsil, Swampy River, Daybreak Express, Breaking into Radio Horizontally, Football, Monkey Doodle Doo, Pass the Udder Udder, Barstool Cowboy from Barstow, August in Azusa, Sepulveda, Pinto Pony, Blob, I'm Tired, Son of Irving, Plexiglass Toilet (MONO ONLY) Aug 4, 1974 [ Play List ] (Added Feb 12, 2017) |
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KMET PART 1: Trouble with Harry, Piccolo Pete, Ding Dong Daddy, Giggly Pig, Walter Wart, Get out Those old Records, Broken Record, Hawaiian War Chant, Little Audrey, Juanita Banana, Radio, I Ain't Gonna Say it, King of the Surf, Chew Tobacco Rag, Nola (MONO ONLY) Aug 4, 1974 [ Play List ] (Added Feb 12, 2017) |
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VALENTINE'S DAY 1706: Our annual Valentine's Day show features 26 demented love songs...plus a tribute to Professor Irwin Corey, and three brand new songs about the Bowling Green Massacre. (Those are at the end of the show, in consideration of listeners who may be allergic to politics). This show is rated PG-13. Feb 11, 2017 [ Play List ] (Added Feb 11, 2017) |
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THE YEAR 1979: Freaking at the Freaker's Ball, Beat me Baby, Mr. Wizard & Timmy, Ritalin, I'm Stalking You, Happy Together, Chipmunk Song, Fool Monty, Baby got Brak, Hospital Food, Dearest Mr. Santa Claus, War of the Lights, My Bologna, Topical Song, Dancing Fool, Devil Went to Jamaica, Scotsman, Bulbous Bouffant Nov 29, 1998 [ Play List ] (Added Feb 5, 2017) |
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DAVID BRENNER INTERVIEW: This is the Life, Time Warp, Obscene Phone Call, Elderly Man River, Skinny Girls, You Can Leave Your Hat On, Do You Brush your Teeth, Silicon Valley Guy, Knight Rider Christmas, Exercise til you Die, Mrs. Dead Pigeon, Mule Train, One Less Jogger on the Road, Cemetery Girls, Wet Dream Dec 2, 1984 [ Play List ] (Added Feb 5, 2017) |
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COLLEGE 1705: This week's special topic is college. Other topics include enjoying yourself, Demented instrumentals, and a tribute to the late Stan Boreson. Feb 4, 2017 [ Play List ] (Added Feb 4, 2017) |
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Daily Dose Of Dementia (Jan. 18 93 to Feb. 12 93): Hair Piece, Sister Mary Elephant, Kidnapped, PMS Airlines, Fat Man's Prayer, Pet Shop, Jimmy Peterson, No Anchovies Please, Car Noises, Abominable Snowman, White House, Traffic, Fast Food, Tonto's Cowboy Bank, Gospel Maniacs, Diet Song, Cooking, Noah, Moose Goosers Jan 18, 1993 [ Play List ] (Added Jan 29, 2017) |
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TOP TEN 1704: The Top Ten for January, with an extended first-hour free-for-all which gets into everything from snow to some fascinating abstract wordplay. Two highly political items in the bonus tracks at the end; the rest is mostly politics-free! Jan 28, 2017 [ Play List ] (Added Jan 28, 2017) |
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PART TWO: Garbage Collector in Beverly Hills, Garbage Can Ballet, Stately Homes of England, Beatles interview, Visitors, Nelda, Get a Lid of This, Backwards Song, Dr. Freud, Happy Birthday Anatomy, Priscilla's Lingerie, Fight Song, My Name is Larry, Mummy, Mammary Glands, Chaos Feb 12, 1978 [ Play List ] (Added Jan 22, 2017) |
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PART ONE: Dancing in the Bath Tub, Pussy Pussy Pussy, Cows Don't Fly, Dead Skunk, Sweet Violets, Prunes, Loving Me, Downtown Susie, I Get the Blues when it Rains, Eskimo Rag, I Lost my Little Yoyo, Oh that Microwave, Meditation, Der Fuehrer's Face Feb 12, 1978 [ Play List ] (Added Jan 22, 2017) |
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HAPPY 1703: This week we have a happy show! Or to be specific, a song whose special topic is happiness. Happiest thing of all, no politics. (Well, hardly any). In the first hour, some songs about the sense of smell. Jan 21, 2017 [ Play List ] (Added Jan 21, 2017) |
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Don't Give me a Goose, Backbreaker, Tie me Kangaroo Down, I Hold Your Hand in Mine, Find her Finer, Ahab the Arab, Beat the Reaper, No Money Down, Smoky the Bear, White Christmas, Zorro, Beatles Flying Saucer, Old Ben Lucas, It's a Gas, Merry go Round, Hey Shirley, Stardrek Dec 12, 1976 [ Play List ] (Added Jan 15, 2017) |
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(KLSX LIVE) FOLK MUSIC: Scotsman, Touch Yourself, Make up Dirty Words, Life is a Rock, Synonym Girl, If Cars Could Talk, Tacos for Two, Eat me I'm a Danish, Fatal Beatings, Bruces, There's a Hole in the Bucket, Dr. Freud, Draft Dodger Rag, Talking Vietnam Pot Luck Blues, Tip-toe Through the Tulips, Circular Impression, Adam West Feb 26, 1989 [ Play List ] (Added Jan 15, 2017) |
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INAUGURATION 1702: Special show this week - Dr. Demento Listeners Select Appropriate Songs for Donald Trump's Inauguration! (Rated PG-13...the Team America piece has some f-words). Jan 14, 2017 [ Play List ] (Added Jan 14, 2017) |
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KMET PART 2: Dinghy Song, Davy's Dinghy, Admiral's Daughter, Hawaiian Lei Song, His Little Wife was with Him All the Time, Duvid Crockett, Butcher Pete, Sam the Hot Dog Man, Are You a Turtle?, Imperial Grandmother, Harbor Lights, Diamonds are a Girl's Best Friend, Pancho Lopez, Vatican Rag, Boobs a Lot, 2001 Polka, It's a Gas, Go Go Pogo (MONO ONLY) Jul 15, 1973 [ Play List ] (Added Jan 8, 2017) |
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KMET PART 1: Botcha Me, Beer Barrel Polka, Monster Shindig, Small Sad Sam, Cracker Stacker, Mrs. Pettibone, Amen, Sound Museum, It's in the Book, Everybody's Truckin', Boa Constrictor ate my Wife, Haircut with a Moon on Top, Limburger Lover, Mr. Gallager & Mr. Sheen, Old McDonald, Gee Officer Krupke, What me Worry, You'll Wonder Where the Yellow Went (MONO ONLY) Jul 15, 1973 [ Play List ] (Added Jan 8, 2017) |
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FUMP 1701: This week we present a gala 10th Anniversary salute to the Funny Music Project - The FuMP, the premier online source of new funny music! Hear interviews with three of the site's principals, and great songs from throughout the FuMP's history. Plus a riotous first-hour free-for-all! Rated PG-13 for a few explicit words. Jan 7, 2017 [ Play List ] (Added Jan 7, 2017) |
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JOHN FORSTER INTERVIEW: Eggplant Ate Chicago, Little bit Late, Stress, Zombie Jamboree, Caning Michael Fey, Whip, Who Threw Whiskey in the Well, Nicotine Man, Doop, Entering Marion, Big Mac Tree, Fusion, Bedrock Rap, God Told me to Rob the 7-11 Jun 5, 1994 [ Play List ] (Added Jan 1, 2017) |
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FUNNY 25 1653: The Funny 25 Countdown for 2016...plus songs for Hanukkah, After-Christmas and New Year's...and we remember Carrie Fisher and Debbie Reynolds. Rated PG-13. Dec 31, 2016 [ Play List ] (Added Dec 31, 2016) |
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FOURTH OF JULY: 200 Candles, Stars & Stripes, Dead Skunk, Moo Moo, Putting on the Ritz, Gotta Boogie, Mr. Custer, Beer Drinking Song, Declaration of Independence, You're a Grand old Flag, Battle of New Orleans, This Land Ain't your Land, Shaving Cream, Yoda Jul 3, 1983 [ Play List ] (Added Dec 25, 2016) |
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COLUMBUS DAY: Fast Food, Roast Chicken Faces, Hospitality Blues, Jogger's Song, Crabs Walk Sideways, Trouble with Klingons, Talking Home Improvement, In 1492 What did Columbus do, Please Mr. Columbus, Scotsman, My Dead Dog Rover, Another one Rides the Bus Oct 9, 1983 [ Play List ] (Added Dec 25, 2016) |
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HOLIDAY 1652: Here's our third and final holiday show for 2016, with a set of Hanukkah songs along with lots of crazy Christmas carols, familiar and not so familiar, new and not so new! Bonus track at the end: the notorious "It's an Alt-Right Christmas," totally uncensored. Dec 24, 2016 [ Play List ] (Added Dec 24, 2016) |
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Boobs a Lot, Peanuts, Little Blue Man, I Got a Wife, He Hit Me, Hot Nuts, Hell's Bells, Oliver Twist, Step Right Up, Maharaja of Magador, Mommy Doesn't Live Here Anymore, 200 Candles, Sky High Market, Santa Jaws, 30,000 Pounds of Bananas Dec 5, 1976 [ Play List ] (Added Dec 18, 2016) |
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(KMET LIVE) FATHER GUIDO SARDUCI INTERVIEW: Vatican Rag, Benny the Bouncer, Big Butt, Eat Me I'm A Danish, Grub, Revenge of the Nerds, Mountain Dew, Hey Howard, Classical Medley, Missing Commandments, Rubber Biscuit, Candy Wrapper, Boogie in your Butt, Candy Wrapper Aug 3, 1986 [ Play List ] (Added Dec 18, 2016) |
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CHRISTMAS 1651: Another brand new show with more Christmas classics (and some new stuff too). "Santa Lost a Ho," "Open Me First," "The Christmas Thong," "If There's a War On Christmas (Christmas Is Winning)," and a ca. 1897 recording of "Jingle Bells" are among the highlights. Note: the Eric Idle song (after the "Stay Demented" finale) has highly explicit language. Dec 17, 2016 [ Play List ] (Added Dec 17, 2016) |
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KMET PART 2: Tell me a Story, I Got Loaded, Hi-Fi Blues, Railroad Blues, Please Don't Squeeze the Banana, Keep it Clean #2, Abigail Beacher, Charlie Brown got Expelled, Campus Rules, Turkish Delight, Senator Fishface, Washington Uptight, Chaos, Bullfrog Hop, Go Go Pogo, Virginia Plain, If I Only Had a Brain, Dream (MONO ONLY) Oct 8, 1972 [ Play List ] (Added Dec 11, 2016) |
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KMET PART 1: Mannish Boy, Half Breed, P.T.-109, Viper's Dream, Gospel Boogie, Romania, Yesterday of our Love, Eggplant Ate Chicago, X-15, I'm Thinking Tonight of my Blue Eyes, Big Hurt, Sister Honky Tonk, She Tried it Last Night, Tonight You Belong to Me, Night Time is the Right Time, Oh Johnny Oh, No Sweet Man Worth the Salt of my Tears (MONO ONLY) Oct 8, 1972 [ Play List ] (Added Dec 11, 2016) |
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CHRISTMAS 1650: Santa gets into a bit of difficulty this week! Our first Christmas show for 2016 also features Walking Round in Women's Underwear, Wreck the Malls, Merry Christmas You Suckers, I Want a Part Time Girl for Christmas, Christmas at Ground Zero, The Wrap Trap and lots more. Dec 10, 2016 [ Play List ] (Added Dec 10, 2016) |
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BABIES: Baby Zone, I'm a Little Dinossaur, You Might be a Redneck, Dang Me, Do the Freddy, Rover, Dog with Plastic Stomach, Coneheads, Eskimo, Bruces, Bach is Dead, Golf Song, Dweebs from Mars, Martian March, Trip, Stairway to Heaven, Thorazine Shuffle, When I was a Dinosaur Jul 11, 1993 [ Play List ] (Added Dec 4, 2016) |
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Ape Call, Abba Zabba, Destruction of San Francisco, Let's All Have Another Beer, Sideboard Song, Sarah Jane, Laughing Gnome, Crazy Mixed-up Song, I Know What Boys Like, Mammary Glands, Beep Beep, Yoda, Spam, Roast Chicken Faces, Another One Rides the Bus May 24, 1981 [ Play List ] (Added Dec 4, 2016) |
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OBNOXIOUS PEOPLE PART 2 1649: By popular request here's Obnoxious People - The Sequel! (With rude words here and there, including f-words in the Garfunkel & Oates song). Also a taste of Christmas, and a tribute to Logan Whitehurst on the tenth anniversary of his passing. Dec 3, 2016 [ Play List ] (Added Dec 3, 2016) |
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KMET PART TWO: Let's Put the Fun Back in Rock & Roll, Laughing Song, Billy Lyons & Stack O'Lee, 007 James Bond, Looking for a Cherry, Stop Dragging my Car Around, Shlock Rod, Cubic Refugee, Man with the Weird Beard, Commercials on 45, Be Prepared, Are You a Turtle, Mother Nature Sep 27, 1981 [ Play List ] (Added Nov 27, 2016) |
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KMET PART ONE: Lumberjack Song, Meltdown, Goblin Girl, Showdown, Day Sleeper, Nice, I Eat Kids, Teenage Mother, Moral Majority, Dirty Mother for You, Ben Franklin Said it, I Hate Men, Looney Bin Song, Shock Treatment, Who Committed Mutiny, Louise, It's a Hard Life in Beverly Hills Sep 27, 1981 [ Play List ] (Added Nov 27, 2016) |
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NAUTICAL/TOP TEN 1648: The Top Ten for November, plus a shipful of nautical dementia and more trash & treasures. Nov 26, 2016 [ Play List ] (Added Nov 26, 2016) |
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Teenager in Love, Was I Drunk?, Proud Mary, Elizabeth and Richard, Alvin's All-star Chipmunk Band, Ain't We Crazy, I'm my Own Grandpa, Wonderful Wino, Beatles Gonna Get You, Hot Nuts, At the BullFight, There's a New Sound, Ballad of Irving, Who's on First Nov 28, 1976 [ Play List ] (Added Nov 20, 2016) |
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(KLSX LIVE) BIG DADDY INTERVIEW: Jose can you See?, Must be Love, Silent E, News of the World, Mercedes Benz, Ice Ice Baby, Hamster Love, Welcome to the Jungle, Rap Yodeler, Cockroaches on Parade, Roaches, Cockroach Ate Tijuana, Hell I'd Go, Squirrels, 7-11, Fish Heads Jun 9, 1991 [ Play List ] (Added Nov 20, 2016) |
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THANKSGIVING 1647: We celebrate America's annual food fight, aka Thanksgiving! This year is the 50th anniversary of the most famous Thanksgiving comedy song of all time. I also have a few songs, old and new, relating to the recent election. (Parental guidance: the very first song in the show has a couple of f-words). Nov 19, 2016 [ Play List ] (Added Nov 19, 2016) |
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KMET JUNE PART 2: Slap her Down Again Pa, Chew Tobacco Rag, Life Begins at Forty, Get Your Biscuits in the Oven, Our Child, Disco Elephant, Star Trek Blues, Play my Song Dr. Demento, Disco Trek, Dodgers vs. Reds, Beatles Christmas Record, Legends of the U.S. Titanic Jun 12, 1977 [ Play List ] (Added Nov 13, 2016) |
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KMET JUNE PART 1: Tomcat Blues, Fab Four Interview, Breakfast Conversation, Am I High?, Story of the W.C., We're Out of Sync, Everybody Works but Father, Gallopping Gormet, I Need Loving, Walter Wart, Wet Dream, Can I Do it til I Need Glasses?, Kong, Sarah Cynthia Sylvia Stout Jun 12, 1977 [ Play List ] (Added Nov 13, 2016) |
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NONSENSE 1646: Here's a perfect post-election tonic - two hours of total silliness and absolute nonsense! Nov 12, 2016 [ Play List ] (Added Nov 12, 2016) |
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DENTISTS: Mississippi Squirrel Revival, Winona's Song, Random Drug Testing, Stoned People, Suspenders, Fowl Wind, Ikey & Mikey, Almost Degraded, Andy the Dentist, Painless Dentist, Cavity Search, Dentist, Harry Potter, God is In, Sounds of Sinus, D & D Jan 12, 2003 [ Play List ] (Added Nov 6, 2016) |
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SUMMER: Summertime Summertime, All Grown up in California, Summertime Blues, There's a Hole in the Bottom of the Lake, I Ran Over All the Smurfs, Martian Hop, Handsome Harry the Hipster, Rank Chick, America my Kind of Town, Slum Goddess, Babies, World is Mine, Crumbling Stumbleweed, Maverick, Yuppie Love, Boogie in your Butt May 26, 1985 [ Play List ] (Added Nov 6, 2016) |
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TOP TEN 1645: The Top Ten for October...plus a farewell to John Zacherle, and just a few election songs (old and new, mostly after the countdown). Rarities include Steve Goodman's original 45 of "The Dying Cub Fan's Last Request," with Jethro Burns on mandolin, in honor of the Cubs winning the Series after 108 years. Nov 5, 2016 [ Play List ] (Added Nov 5, 2016) |
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SHOT OF THE DAY: Trip to Jurassic Park, Gilligan's Island Stairway, Spam, Shuddup You Face, Reggae Popeye, Teenage Lobotomy, Suicide Hotline, Bicycle Seat, King Tut, It's Still Billy Joel to Me, I'm the Slime, Happy Boy, I Wish I Was a Lesbian, Intergalactic Laxative, Gorilla Radio Aug 6, 2001 [ Play List ] (Added Oct 30, 2016) |
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1644 HALLOWEEN: Here's Part Two of this year's Halloween scaryfest...creepy classics and new stuff too. Monster Mash (and the story behind it), Dinner With Drac, Me And My Mummy, With Her Head Tucked Underneath Her Arm and lots more. Bonus: the new record holder for shortest song in the history of the Billboard pop charts.
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KMET PART 2 ELVIRA INTERVIEW: Annie Logan Eat Your Heart Out, T.V. Age, Elvira's Theme, Monster Mash, Cemetary Girls, Blob, Moral Majority, I Got it from Agnes, Do Re Me, Horse Feathers, Talking Baseball, Existential Blues Valley Guy, Valley Dudes, I Love Rocky Road, Valley Girl Jul 18, 1982 [ Play List ] (Added Oct 23, 2016) |
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KMET PART 1: Boobs a Lot, Bang Bang Lulu, It's Good to be the King, Hey Mr. Lifeguard, Horace the Swinging School Bus Driver, Enough is Enough, Slipped Disc, Punks Get Off the Grass, Beatle Rap, Alternative Miss L.A., Ode to Mr. Spock, Shaving Cream, Reagan Speaks for Himself, New York's All Right if You Like Saxophones Jul 18, 1982 [ Play List ] (Added Oct 23, 2016) |
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HALLOWEEN 1643: Here's Part 1 of our two-part Halloween blast for 2016. Songs I only play once a year, and some that have been locked up longer than that! Oct 22, 2016 [ Play List ] (Added Oct 22, 2016) |
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Football, Dirty Old Man, Slap Her Down Again, Pasties & G-String, Little Arrows, Hole in the Bucket, I Like Girls, Ballad of the Everyday Housewife, Blob, Straight Talk about the Blues, My Dog Has Fleas, Good Night Batman, Yiddish Charleston, Cheesecake, Deteriorata, Lumberjack Song, They're Coming to Take me Away Nov 21, 1976 [ Play List ] (Added Oct 16, 2016) |
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(KLSX LIVE) JAZZ: Earache my Eye, Universal Adjective, Old Man Gipper, What's it Like to be You?, Jewish Rapper, I Think I'm a Clone Now, You Rascal You, I'm Hip, Give me That Wine, Matzoh Balls, Psychopathia Sexualis, Benny's from Heaven, Mr. Roberts, Crepitation Contest, I Hate When That Happens, Birdhouse in my Soul, Car Phone Mar 25, 1990 [ Play List ] (Added Oct 16, 2016) |
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ELECTIONS 1642: Something I only get to do every four years - a presidential election show! There's a new Trump song, and out first Johnson song, but mostly we'll be recalling elections of the days when things were civilized! Elvis For President, Alvin For President, Snoopy For President, Miss Piggy For President, Sinatra singing for JFK, Rapmaster Ronnie and a whole lot more - plus songs about scary clowns and scary hunters! Oct 15, 2016 [ Play List ] (Added Oct 15, 2016) |
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KMET PART TWO: True Legend of Jesse James, No Money Down, Classified, Stars & Stripes Forever, Bang Gunleigh, Trip Two, Star Trek Blues, Take a Lei, By Request Edwin Garvey, San Francisco Blues, Hey Shirley, Springtime for Hitler, Cheese Shop, Chocolate Toenails, Twilight Gallery, Hot Nuts Nov 7, 1976 [ Play List ] (Added Oct 9, 2016) |
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KMET PART ONE: Snootful of Snow, Ford/Hoover Coincidence, Hillbilly in the White House, Peanuts, No No, Loch Ness Monster, Bicarbonate of Chicken, Here Come the Fleas, Weather Forecast, Another Puff, How Sweet to be an Idiot, World's First Jewish Country Singer, Yogi, Oliver Twist, I'm a Specialist Nov 7, 1976 [ Play List ] (Added Oct 9, 2016) |
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RANDOM 1641: This week we have 33 delightfully demented discs picked at random, plus a tribute to Oscar Brand. Oct 8, 2016 [ Play List ] (Added Oct 8, 2016) |
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MARRIAGE: Underwear Song, Mastiff, Chug-a-lug, Hole in the Bucket, Harry's Wand, Outside a Small Circle of Friends, Kill the Rabbit, Harry Potter, Lion & Albert, Happy Noodle vs. Sad Noodle, Love & Marriage, I Got a Wife, D-I-V-O-R-C-E, Defenders of Marriage, Elements, Tribal Council, If I Had the Copyright Jun 6, 2004 [ Play List ] (Added Oct 2, 2016) |
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Let it All Hang Out, Enough is Enough, I'd Rather be Dead, Too Darn Hot, Valley Dudes, Hey Mr. Lifeguard, Bishop on the Landing, I Want to Kill You, Bang the Mo Slowly, It's Good to be the King, Story of the W.C., Wildwood Weed, Teenage Lobotomy, Nice, Bras on 45, Dead Puppies Aug 8, 1982 [ Play List ] (Added Oct 2, 2016) |
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WE & US 1640: This week I have songs with "we" or "us" in the title. Doesn't sound real sexy, but it's an amazing assortment, and some of the songs **are** a little sexy (the show is PG-13, with a passing f-word or two). Also Terry Jones, Steve Goodie, Lin-Manuel Miranda with Weird Al, and a White House Rap Battle. Oct 1, 2016 [ Play List ] (Added Oct 1, 2016) |
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KMET PART TWO: Don't Bogart Me, My Doctor, TOONS INTERVIEW, Tempts Jam, Gary Gilmore's Eyes, Song of the Masochist, Sewey Hole, Elizabeth & Richard, Lone Psychiatrist, Shaving Cream, Smoke Smoke Smoke, Twilight Bone, Sixpence, Doctor's Philosopher, Louise, Ayatollah, Me & my Vibrator Jan 27, 1980 [ Play List ] (Added Sep 25, 2016) |
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KMET PART ONE: Weather Forecast, Noah, Nobody Tells the U.S. What to Do, Draft Blues, Jogging Song, Medicine Ball, Maggie, Walk on the Kosher Side, I Came in my Best Sunday Suit, I Lost it in the Parking Lot, Benevolent Oil, Golden Globe Award, Fearless Dwight, Urban Spaceman Jan 27, 1980 [ Play List ] (Added Sep 25, 2016) |
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TOP TEN 1639: Top Ten for September (close race this time!) plus robots, bad boys, C. Martin Croker (voice of Zorak, R.I.P.) and more. Sep 24, 2016 [ Play List ] (Added Sep 24, 2016) |
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Mixed up Confusion, Birds and Bees, Elements, Rutabaga Boogie, Too Fat Polka, I Got no Common Sense, Twilight Gallery, Martian Modulation, Martian Hop, Looking for the Stars, Elizabeth and Richard, Mysterious Mose, Naked Man, Pinto Pony, Idiot Dunce, Rutles for Sale, What me Worry?, Harv Kirshner, Beat on the Brat, Disco Duck Nov 14, 1976 [ Play List ] (Added Sep 18, 2016) |
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KMET LIVE: Gilligan's Island Stairway, El Monte, Eddie are you Kidding?, Bonanza, Undress Vanessa, Sixpence, Old Black Magic, Beat me Tonight, Circular Impression, In the Mood, Policeman's Rap, I Gotta Get a Fake ID, Alphabet Song, Smoke-Off, Existential Blues Part 2, 99 Dead Baboons, Spliceway to Heaven, Edna, Candy Wrapper Jun 2, 1985 [ Play List ] (Added Sep 18, 2016) |
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OBNOXIOUS PEOPLE 1638: The world is full of obnoxious people-jerks, idiots, doofuses, buttheads, bastards, and a**holes. Especially a**holes. Fortunately, all those obnoxious people have inspired a whole lot of hilarious songs and comedy bits, and we'll hear some of the best on this show. Rated PG-13 ("a**hole" is not bleeped on the show). Sep 17, 2016 [ Play List ] (Added Sep 17, 2016) |
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CHRISTMAS PART TWO: Granny's Holiday Fruitcake, I Want You for Christmas, Mommy Won't You Buy a Baby Brother, I Want a Beatle for Christmas, Wreck the Halls, Chipmunk Song, Merry Old Philosopher, Chincy old Scrooge, Ho Ho Ho, I Saw Mommy do the Mambo, Santa Came Home Drunk, Pancho Claus, Santa and the Touchables, Be Bop Santa Claus Dec 21, 1975 [ Play List ] (Added Sep 11, 2016) |
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CHRISTMAS PART ONE: Night Before Christmas, White Christmas, Christmas Carol, Merry Christmas You Suckers, Chickens are in the Chimes, Jingle Bells, Here Comes Santa Claus, Randolph the Flat Nosed Reindeer, Santa's Beard, 77 Santas, Sock it to me Santa, Santafly, Happy Hairy Hippy Santa Claus, Mickey Mouse's Christmas Party Dec 21, 1975 [ Play List ] (Added Sep 11, 2016) |
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CANADA/FOOTBALL 1637: Double feature this week - the sequel to our Great White North extravaganza from May, with all different songs and sketches - plus (ta-daaa) Football! Lots of durty wurds in the last two songs. Sep 10, 2016 [ Play List ] (Added Sep 10, 2016) |
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THE YEAR 1977: Doctor Song, Like a Surgeon, North County Tragedy, Magic Minivan, Sea of Grass, Getting Raptured, Full Monty, Star Wars, Excuse Me, Telephone Man, Dead Puppies, Pencil Neck Geek, Devil Went to Jamaica, Girls Don't Fart Nov 8, 1998 [ Play List ] (Added Sep 4, 2016) |
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CHRISTMAS IN JULY: Merry Minuet, Day at the Beach, Butthead Rap, Bonanza, Spam, Timothy, Coming Back for More, Just to Feed my Dog, Rusty Chevrolet, My Two Front Teeth, You Ain't Getting Diddley Squat, Carmen Miranda's Ghost, Ice Ice Baby, Werecow, Domino Death Jul 21, 1991 [ Play List ] (Added Sep 4, 2016) |
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LABOR DAY 1636: Once again this Labor Day weekend we have songs about working (and not working!) Here are a whole lot of our favorites, plus a short tribute to Gene Wilder. Rated PG-13. Sep 3, 2016 [ Play List ] (Added Sep 3, 2016) |
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PART TWO: Cigarette Butt in the Toilet of Love, I'm a Cheerleader, Football Card, School Cafeteria, Matza Man, Big Jog, Cruel Shoes, Ernest, Beverly Hills Blues Festival, Little Priest, Purple People Eater, Wet T-shirt Night, My Bologna Sep 16, 1979 [ Play List ] (Added Aug 28, 2016) |
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PART ONE: My Bologna, Back to School Again, Ukelele Blues, Party Doll, Cocaine Bill, Dying Business, Smog Bound, Smoking Reefers, Louie Louie, Gasoline Gus, Accordion School, Freaker's Ball, Ode to Gary Coleman, Robin Hood Sep 16, 1979 [ Play List ] (Added Aug 28, 2016) |
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TOP TEN 1635: School, sex & silliness, corporate Dementia, Barnes & Barnes rediscoveries, the 50th anniversary of "They're Coming To Take Me Away, Ha-Haa!" - and the Top Ten too! Aug 27, 2016 [ Play List ] (Added Aug 27, 2016) |
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Suzy Cockroach, Sweet Violets, Banana Oil, Snatch & Grab it, Be Prepared, You Got Trouble, Small Fry, Pepino, Humphrey the Camel, Come up & See me Sometime, Smut, I Said my Nightshirt, Mountain Dew Blues, Big Noise from Winnetka, Lumberjack Song, Shaving Cream Nov 7, 1976 [ Play List ] (Added Aug 21, 2016) |
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SKI PARTY: Earthquake Song, Hanukah Rocks, Christmas Balls, One on the Right is on the Left, Partying Kangaroos, Smurf City, Plastic Jesus, Engineer's Rap, Chiller, Equipment Check, Super Skier, Don't Eat the Yellow Snow, Christmas at Ground Zero, I Like Dec 4, 1988 [ Play List ] (Added Aug 21, 2016) |
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ANIMALS 1634: We celebrate the dog days of August this week...plus the cat days, the duck days, the pig days, the lizard days, the funky gibbon days and more! Aug 20, 2016 [ Play List ] (Added Aug 20, 2016) |
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KMET PART 2: Handful of Keys, You Can't get a Man with a Gun, Cable Car Concerto, Freeway Song, Monkey Doodle Doo, Ape Call, Merry Minuet, Zilch, Nixon's the One, Where did Robinson Crusoe Go?, Think you Need a Shot, Loving You has Made me Bananas, Split Level Head, Vatican Rag, Eleanor Rigby, Bilbo Baggins (MONO ONLY) Apr 14, 1974 [ Play List ] (Added Aug 14, 2016) |
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KMET PART 1: Last Home Run, Bow Legged Woman, Hot Dog Blues, Some Little Bug, Little Red Riding Hood, 50 Million Frenchmen Can't be Wrong, I'm no Angel, Francis the Talking Mule, New Hope Blues, Hell's Bells, Spanish Weed, Auctioneer, How to Learn to Dance, Lion & Albert, Frankie & Johnny, Wise Little Hen (MONO ONLY) Apr 14, 1974 [ Play List ] (Added Aug 14, 2016) |
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BLUES 1633: Got another bucket o' blues for you today! "Hospitality Blues," "Recycled Vinyl Blues," "Existential Blues Pt. Too" and a bit of the real old time blues too. Aug 13, 2016 [ Play List ] (Added Aug 13, 2016) |
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HENRY PHILLIPS INTERVIEW: Lakeside Trailer Park, Embarrassing Moments, Four Years of High School Spanish, Joe's Garage, Sweet Little Blossom of Mine, Roommate from Hell, We Love Barney Fife, Inbred Locals, Happy Boy, Buck & Johnny, I'm the Greatest, Name Dropper, Funny Man, Carrot Juice is Murder Jan 12, 1997 [ Play List ] (Added Aug 7, 2016) |
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GRAMMYS: Battle of Kookamunga, Nichols Department Store, Grace L. Ferguson Airline, Bedtime Story, Revenge, Mr. Veedle, Basketball Jones, Excuse Me, Grandpa Funk, No Respect, Burning Up, Singers, Eat It, Born in East L.A., You Look Marvelous, Surfer Chick, Honeymooner's Rap, Like a Surgeon Feb 23, 1986 [ Play List ] (Added Aug 7, 2016) |
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FLORENCE FOSTER JENKINS 1632: In honor of the new Meryl Streep film about "the world's worst opera singer," Florence Foster Jenkins, this show features an interview with her biographer Darryl W. Bullock, plus a half hour featuring more "bad singers" like Mrs. Miller and Leona Anderson...and an hour of really good funny music too. Aug 6, 2016 [ Play List ] (Added Aug 6, 2016) |
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KLSX LIVE 1998: We are the Worms, Religion and Politics, Uncle Jack Says Relax, She's Talking Again, Let's Get Branded, Bicycle Seat, Firing the Surgeon General, Origin of El Nino, Going to Pasadena, Knuckle Song, Kinko the Clown, South Park Junkie, Dungeons and Dragons, Yoda Apr 5, 1998 [ Play List ] (Added Jul 31, 2016) |
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TOP TEN 1631: The Top Ten for July, plus pizza, tacos, atoms, drugs, sex and violets. Jul 30, 2016 [ Play List ] (Added Jul 30, 2016) |
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KMET LIVE PART 2 CHEECH & CHONG INTERVIEW: Wally's Theme, Mausie, Cockroaches on Parade, Dave, Little Red Riding Hood, Basic Hip, Up in Smoke, Azusa, October in Oxnard, FCC Regulations, Frosty the Dope Man, My Dead Dog Rover, Dead Puppies, Time Warp Oct 1, 1978 [ Play List ] (Added Jul 24, 2016) |
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KMET LIVE PART 1: Let me Take you to the Beach, Anita OJ, Third Base Bag, Let me Bang your Box, Boogie, Lucky Lindy, Sarah, Herbert the Pervert, Cocaine Habit, Handy Household Help, Winestoned Plowboy, Fooba Wooba John, Marijuana Munchies, Supermarkets Oct 1, 1978 [ Play List ] (Added Jul 24, 2016) |
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LAUGHTER 1630: "Laughter is the best medicine!" says Dr. Demento. Lots of laughing songs (including one by the first African-American artist ever to make records) plus Zappa, Pokemon, Donald & Hillary too on this week's all-new Dr. Demento Show. Jul 23, 2016 [ Play List ] (Added Jul 23, 2016) |
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ELECTION/HALLOWEEN: Pinball Wizard, Mystery Pacific, Who's Gonna Win the Election?, Snoopy for President, I'm Gonna Vote Republican, Ride with Nixon, Vegetables, Stalin Wasn't Stalin, Dream Dirty Dreams, Combine Harvester, Laughing in Rhythm, Midnight Stroll, Halloween Spooks, Monster Mash, Haunted House, You're my Type, Beam me up Scotty, Spam, It's a Gas, Them Poems Oct 31, 1976 [ Play List ] (Added Jul 17, 2016) |
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(KMET LIVE) DOG DAYS: How I Spent my Summer Vacation, I Am Woman, People's Court, I've Got a Lovely Bunch of Coconuts, Madonna and the Music Critic, Old Man of the Mountain, Missing Commandments, Beverly Hills Blues, She Looks like Helen Brown, Elevator to Menswear, Mad Dogs and Englishmen, My Dead Dog Rover, Ralph & Herbie, Marvin, Dare to be Stupid, Roaches, Candy Wrapper (MONO ONLY) Aug 24, 1986 [ Play List ] (Added Jul 17, 2016) |
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STATES 1629: We celebrated the U.S.A. for the Fourth of July...now it's time to celebrate some individual states. Also five brand new songs about Pokemon GO! Jul 16, 2016 [ Play List ] (Added Jul 16, 2016) |
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KMET LIVE PART 2: TOP 25 FOR 1973 (MONO ONLY) Aug 12, 1973 [ Play List ] (Added Jul 10, 2016) |
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KMET LIVE PART 1: Little Blue Man, Am I Blue, Big Apple, Do the New York, Your Feet's too Big, Hockey Song, Smoke Smoke Smoke, Come up and See me Sometime, Sweet Georgia Brown, Chicken, I'm no Communist, How Much is that Pickle in the Window?, Lady is a Tramp, Gambler's Guitar, Eggplant that Ate Chicago, What we Grown in old Mexico, Piccolo Song, Wet Dream (MONO ONLY) Aug 12, 1973 [ Play List ] (Added Jul 10, 2016) |
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INSTRUMENTS 1628: Here's Part Two of our amazing collection of funny songs about musical instruments + songs about funny musical instruments. Highlights of the first hour include "I Think My Dog's a Democrat," "You're Always Throwing Salsa At the Light Bulbs," and "The Comedy Music Life." Jul 9, 2016 [ Play List ] (Added Jul 9, 2016) |
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HALLOWEEN: Goblin Girl, Spider and the Fly, I Want to Bite your Hand, Vampire Beavers, My old Flame, Monster Rap, Mr. Ghost Goes to Town, Ghost in the Trailer, Headless Ghost, Sitting up with the Dead, Dead Man's Party, Mummy, Addams Family, Boris the Spider, Zombie Jamboree, Werewolves of London, Werecow Oct 20, 2002 [ Play List ] (Added Jul 3, 2016) |
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CHRISTMAS: Hallelujah Chorus, Rusty Chevrolet, Blue Christmas, Chimney Song, Santa got a D.W.I., Money for Christmas, Part Time Girl for Christmas, Christmas with the Devil, Be Bop Santa Claus, Modern Santa Claus, Santa Claus & his old Lady, Pretty Little Dolly, Christmas at Ground Zero, Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer Dec 23, 1990 [ Play List ] (Added Jul 3, 2016) |
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FOURTH OF JULY 1627: Happy Fourth of July! This week I have songs about drinkin' beer and blowin' up stuff, but I'll also touch on such all-American topics as fast food, war, Elvis (and the late Scotty Moore), Garrison Keillor, Pocahontas, baseball, Ben Franklin, the Waldorf-Astoria, and that little brown shack out back...and by request I'll have some brief comments on the recent "Stairway to Heaven" legal case. Jul 2, 2016 [ Play List ] (Added Jul 2, 2016) |
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WORLD'S WORST RECORDS: Rapping Rodney, I Want my Baby Back, Nellie the Elephant, Fishing Pole, Ugly, Beatle Barkers, Drake on the Move, Paralyzed, Jerks on 45, Boris the Spider, 1984, It Can't Happen Here, Fluffy, Can I Pawn my Teeth to You?, B.C., I'm Surfing, Green Fuzz, Suicide is Painless, Boogie in your Butt Nov 6, 1983 [ Play List ] (Added Jun 26, 2016) |
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ALL REQUESTS: So Long Mom, Roger Boom, Ape Call, With her Head Tucked Under her Arm, It's Hot, Heaving on a Jet Plane, Little Man, Ding Dong Daddy, I Like, Hey Jude, I Dream of Brownie, Mexican Radio, Classical Medley, Harder than your Husband, I Like Food, Pencil Neck Geek, Bagpipes, Rock and Roll Doctor Aug 28, 1983 [ Play List ] (Added Jun 26, 2016) |
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TOP TEN 1626: The Top Ten for June 2016, plus funny stuff about New York and Chicago, chickens and pigs, sex and cannibalism. Plus a couple for Muhammad Ali. Rated PG-13. Jun 25, 2016 [ Play List ] (Added Jun 25, 2016) |
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Sinister Lunchmeat, Who's Next, Roger Boom, Sh-boom, Obscene Phone Bust, Loving You Has Made me Bananas, Raggedy but Right, Run Chicken Run, Black Denim Trousers, King Kong, Son of Irving, Lumberjack Song, Freckle Song, Chicken Fat, Junk Food Junkie, Highly Illogical, Grocery Blues, Stardrek Oct 24, 1976 [ Play List ] (Added Jun 19, 2016) |
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(KLSX LIVE) ALIENS & UFO'S: Domino Death, Bim Bam Boom, If I Were a Rich Man, Graviportal Polka, Nothing Compares to You, Old Dead Animal Skin House, I Don't Eat Animals, Redneck Woman, Mr. Spaceman, Flying Saucer, It Came from Outer Space, Martian Boogie, This is Ponderous, Oh Vlade, Do the Claw, Dead Puppies Jun 2, 1991 [ Play List ] (Added Jun 19, 2016) |
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FATHER'S DAY/SUMMER 1625: Double feature this week - Father's Day, and the coming of summer - plus hot new stuff by Tim Cavanagh, Insane Ian and Steve Goodie. Rated PG-13, mostly for "Bluegrass" and "I'm Gonna Procreate". Jun 18, 2016 [ Play List ] (Added Jun 18, 2016) |
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KMET LIVE 1972 PART TWO: Ten Commandments of Love, Teen Commandments, Thing, Fang, Mummy, Kansas City Kitty, Let me Bang your Box, Bragging, Machine Age, Comments for our Time, Countdown, Flying Saucer, Party Doll, White Port Lemon Juice, Cement Mixer, Masochism Tango (MONO ONLY) Oct 1, 1972 [ Play List ] (Added Jun 12, 2016) |
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KMET LIVE 1972 PART ONE: Purple People Eater, Cumberland Mountain, Lion Sleeps Tonight, El Pizza, Jester, Stomping at the Savoy, Numbers Boogie, Black Slacks, Nicotine Scene, Abominable Snowman, You Turn me on, Pimples and Braces, Pretty Boy Floyd, Gallows Song (MONO ONLY) Oct 1, 1972 [ Play List ] (Added Jun 12, 2016) |
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LONG 1624: This is the week for Mega-Dementia. If it's not long, it doesn't belong! Every song and comedy bit on this show runs five minutes or more. Sit back and let the laughter roll! Jun 11, 2016 [ Play List ] (Added Jun 11, 2016) |
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COOL SONGS: Boogie in your Butt, Debbie, Chicken, Drip Drip Drip, Ol' Ben Lucas, Buzzards in Love, Reinstalling Windows, Life's Gonna Suck, Celine Dion, Three Cool Cats, Cool Guy with a Car, Real Cool Cowboy, Trip to Jurassic Park, Oops I Farted Again, She's a Guy Jul 29, 2001 [ Play List ] (Added Jun 5, 2016) |
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RAY STEVENS INTERVIEW: Ape Call, Madonna's Music Critic, Pheasant Plucker's Son, Would Jesus Wear a Rolex?, Cocktails for Two, Gitarzan, Honey Love, In the Mood, Streak, Misty, Ballad of Jim & Tammy, Stardrek, Polkadot Undies, Let's Talk Dirty in Hawaiian May 31, 1987 [ Play List ] (Added Jun 5, 2016) |
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INSECTS 1623: Our topic is insects. They bite us and sometimes make us sick and generally annoy the heck out of us, but they pollinate fruits and flowers, AND inspire funny songs! This week's show has a whole lot of those, with only a speck of repeats from the Insects show last July. Jun 4, 2016 [ Play List ] (Added Jun 4, 2016) |
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RETURN TO L.A. PART TWO: Demented News, Weenie Whacker, Masochism Tango, Do the Clinton, Bald Guys, King Tut, Declaration of Independence, When I was a Dinosaur, Jurassic Park, 2000-year-old Man, Dwarf Tossing, 30-Point Buck, Stairway to Heaven, I Don't Wanna Do That, Trip to Jurassic Park Jul 3, 1994 [ Play List ] (Added May 29, 2016) |
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RETURN TO L.A. PART ONE: Back in the Saddle Again, Bedrock Anthem, Time for Killing Barney, I Was Born About 10,000,000 Songs Ago, Man Who Couldn't Cry, That's How I Got my Start, Cross-Eyed Gal up on the Hill, Yellow Rose of Texas, Lunch Lady Land, Down with V.E.G., Big Mac Tree, God Told me to Rob the 7-11 Jul 3, 1994 [ Play List ] (Added May 29, 2016) |
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TOP TEN 1622: The Top Ten for May 2016, along with bicycles, animals and other assorted Demented diversions. May 28, 2016 [ Play List ] (Added May 28, 2016) |
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Part 2, STEVENS & GRDNIC INTERVIEW: Super-cali-fragi-listic-expi-ali-doshus, Breaking Bones, Phone Company, Purple Haze, Dogball, Rock Opera Leave it to Beaver, I've Been to Me, Ted Nugent from Outer Space, Mr. Wizard, Time after Time, James Alley, Space Turkey, Valley Dudes, Valley Guy, Disco Toilet Jul 25, 1982 [ Play List ] (Added May 22, 2016) |
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Part 1: Christmas Balls, Sugarludes, Wildwood Weed, Circular Impression, Reluctant Dragon, I'd Rather be Dead, Too Darn Hot, Tijuana Weekend, Punks Get off the Grass, Let it all Hang Out, Exercise til you Die, Which Witch Doctor?, Reaganomics Blues, I'm in Love with UFO's, Ugga Ugga Boo Boo Ugga Jul 25, 1982 [ Play List ] (Added May 22, 2016) |
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CANADA 1621: We salute Canada...the homeland of a lot of great audio humor, sketch comedy in particular. This week I have some of our all time most requested Canadian classics, including some that focus on what makes Canada delightfully different. Rated PG-13 (the Avenue Q song has an explicit sexual reference). May 21, 2016 [ Play List ] (Added May 21, 2016) |
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SPIKE JONES: Heartbreak Hotel, Protest Song, His Rocking Horse Ran Away, Football, Teenage Brain Surgeon, Harvest of Love, Ode to the Little Brown Shack, Communist Cooking, Wheezy Anna, Pimples & Braces, Poor Man's Heaven, Girls with 3 Eyes, Chocolate Toenails, Serenade to a Maid, Deteriorata Oct 17, 1976 [ Play List ] (Added May 15, 2016) |
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(KLSX LIVE) RELIGION: Daylight Savings Time, Vampire Smog, Blender, Chicken Dick's Chicken Sticks, Siamese Twins, Wong Song, Big Balls, Yambo, You Give God a Bad Name, Plastic Jesus, Moral Majority, Amazing Disgrace, Downtown, Burger Rap, Vanna Pick me a Letter Apr 5, 1987 [ Play List ] (Added May 15, 2016) |
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BLUES 1620: This show features the blues...not the slow sad blues, but the crazy Demented blues! Weird Al, Henry Phillips, Bonzo Dog, and of course Tom "T-Bone" Stankus' "Existential Blues," complete and unedited! May 14, 2016 [ Play List ] (Added May 14, 2016) |
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MOTHERS 1619: This week I have 34 songs and comedy bits about mothers and motherhood. Love, and sweetness, and kindness, and lots of other things too! May 7, 2016 [ Play List ] (Added May 7, 2016) |
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CATS: Lumberjack Song, Everybody Wants to be a Cat, Monkey Became President, Hawaiian War Chant, Siamese Cat Song, I Hate Cats, Penultimate Supper, Squirrels Sep 5, 1993 [ Play List ] (Added May 1, 2016) |
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Martian Hop, Classical Medley, Winestoned Plowboy, Superman, Pac-Man, Mr. Rubik, It's Good to be the King, McEnroe, Guitarzan, Frontal Lobotomy, Dead Puppies Jan 10, 1982 [ Play List ] (Added May 1, 2016) |
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TOP TEN 1618: The Top Ten for April, plus funny songs about vintage TV, Cinco de Mayo, censorship, fun and laughter, and some of the Doctor's notorious Bonus Tracks at the end (with durty wurds & such). Apr 30, 2016 [ Play List ] (Added Apr 30, 2016) |
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KMET PART 2: Never Bite a Married Woman on the Thigh, I See Bones, Dry Bones, We All Scream for Ice Cream, Lydia the Tattooed Lady, Looking for a Cherry, No Beer in Heaven, Big Balls, Stalin Wasn't Stallin', Death Jam '80, Too Young to Date, Let's Make a Dope Deal, Number One, Teenage Lobotomy, Time Warp Mar 8, 1981 [ Play List ] (Added Apr 24, 2016) |
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KMET PART 1, THE NIXON YEARS: We'll Ride with Nixon, The 68 Nixon, Coming of Richard, Nixon's the One, Presidential Trip, Resignation Blues, Everything's All Right, Toledo Window Box, Tricky Dicky, Nixorcist, Dallas, JUNE FORAY INTERVIEW, Big Bear Woman, Too Much Dog, India, Girlfriend of the Whirling Dervish Mar 8, 1981 [ Play List ] (Added Apr 24, 2016) |
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STUPIDITY PART 2 1617: By popular demand, here's Stupidity: The Sequel. Judging by number of requests, this is the most popular non-holiday topic so far in 2016. Lots of songs never before heard on the show! Apr 23, 2016 [ Play List ] (Added Apr 23, 2016) |
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Gibberish, Leave the Dishes in the Sink, I'm a Ding-Dong Daddy, Stamp Collector, Blood on the Saddle, Seltzer Boy, Feuding & Fighting, Wolf Creek Pass, Killer Curve, Deodorant Song, Bumper Sticker Song, Grunt Song, Jerry the Junker, Mack the Knife, Marianne, Disco Tech, Hey Shirley, Bilbo Baggins Oct 10, 1976 [ Play List ] (Added Apr 17, 2016) |
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(KLSX LIVE) SPRING: Circular Impression, Teenage Romance, Men who Love Women who Love Men, Cow Radio, Since my Baby Turned Gay, Old Man Atom, Banzai Banzai, Little Devil, Laughing Gas, Whole, Springtime for Hitler, Rock Lobster, Crabs Walk Sideways, Argument Clinic, Kill a Cat, PMS Airlines Mar 8, 1992 [ Play List ] (Added Apr 17, 2016) |
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EARTH DAY/AROUND THE WORLD/MARIJUANA 1616: Three featured topics this week. In order of appearance: Earth Day, Around the World with Dr. D., and a set for 4-20. Some incidental nawty wirds and not-so-incidental cannabis references (in that last set). Apr 16, 2016 [ Play List ] (Added Apr 16, 2016) |
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KMET PART 2: PETE SEEGER INTERVIEW, I'm in Love with a Big Blue Frog, Ain't Got no Home, Serutan Yob, You Need an Analyst, Dr. Freud, Boris Piloris, Azusa, Glendora, El Monte, Argument Clinic, Pet Shop, Star Drek, It's a Gas, Bounce your Boobies, Garage Sale Mar 7, 1976 [ Play List ] (Added Apr 10, 2016) |
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KMET PART 1: Cruising Down the River, Harv Kirshner, Star Drek, Lazy Bones, Almost Degraded, Tibetan Memory Trick, My Friend the Doctor, Uncle Josh at the Dentist, I've Been Working on the Railroad, Godfather's Respect, White House Blues, Obscene Phone Bust, Mean Old Sidewinder, Eric the Half Bee Mar 7, 1976 [ Play List ] (Added Apr 10, 2016) |
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MUSICAL INSTRUMENTS 1615: Our topic this week is musical instruments - funny songs inspired by guitars, pianos, banjos, bagpipes and various other instruments used in different kinds of music...including five about the tuba! Explore their sociological and sexual connotations with Dr. D. (Occasional naughty words). Plus a small tribute to the great Merle Haggard. Apr 9, 2016 [ Play List ] (Added Apr 9, 2016) |
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COMIC STRIPS: Stinky Breath, Deteriorata, Here Come the Fleas, Derelict in my Doorway, Who Hid the Halibut, Spliceway to Heaven, Slow Talker, Pool Table, Bedrock Rap, Laughing at the Funnies, Barney Google, Go Go Pogo, We are Dead, Boys Just Wanna Have Sex, I Lost on Jeopardy, 99 Dead Baboons Jul 1, 1984 [ Play List ] (Added Apr 3, 2016) |
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EXERCISE: You Can't Hide those Giant Thighs, Up Down Touch the Ground, Big Mac Tree, Spring Fishing, Ollie Off Scott Free, Winnebago Pioneers, Astro Boy, Chicken Fat, Bring Back the '60's, When I was Your Age, Stress, Ain't it a Beauty, Satan Gave me a Taco, Werecow, Hitting Bedrock, God Told me to Rob the 7-11 Jul 17, 1994 [ Play List ] (Added Apr 3, 2016) |
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BASEBALL/BIRTHDAY 1614: Demented Baseball, plus Dr. Demento's Birthday! As the Doctor says, "It's only every few years that my birthday actually falls on the day a new show premieres, so I like to celebrate with an hour of special stuff. Mostly Demented, very much so, but also a few other musical things that are important to me." Apr 2, 2016 [ Play List ] (Added Apr 2, 2016) |
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PART 2, SHORT SONGS: Run Paint Run, Monkey Became President, Bow Tie Daddy, Her Majesty, 26-Second Song, Little Boxes, Fight on, Whistle in, B-side, Ballad of Spiro Agnew, Them Moose Goosers, B.S. Liberation Front, Beatles Christmas Record, Gilligan's Island Stairway, Derbytown Nov 9, 1980 [ Play List ] (Added Mar 27, 2016) |
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PART 1: America Drinks and Goes Home, Rubber Biscuit, Democrat Blues, Blob, Cat Came Back, Mediocre Fred, Alexander's Ragtime Band, Hey Reagan, My Body, What a Gas, Doggie Do, Hot Dog Boogie, Ed Barbara, There Goes the Neighborhood, Acne Blues Nov 9, 1980 [ Play List ] (Added Mar 27, 2016) |
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TOP TEN 1613: Hidden tracks from CD's and LP's, silly songs about bunnies, sex and chocolate and more Demented springtime carols, plus the Top Ten for March! Mar 26, 2016 [ Play List ] (Added Mar 26, 2016) |
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Bird on my Head, Sinister Lunchmeat, Banana Oil, Etiquette Blues, 8-Foot-2 Solid Blue, Inflationary Language, Bug Song, Martian Martians, Twilight Gallery, Abe Snake for President, Civilization, So Long Mom, Say We're Sweethearts Again, Fiddle Faddle, Dream Dirty Dreams, Surfing Shark Oct 3, 1976 [ Play List ] (Added Mar 20, 2016) |
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(KLSX LIVE) STEVEN BANKS INTERVIEW/STREAKING: OK for Radio, Oral Hygiene, Charlie Chaplin's Feet, Valdez Blues, Zip it, Rock 'n' Roll RIP, Running Bare, Streaking USA, Come Streak with Me, Black's Beach, the Streak, Guru Rap, Mormon Rap, Hacker's Rap Apr 16, 1989 [ Play List ] (Added Mar 20, 2016) |
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SPRING 1612: It's springtime in the Land of Dementia! An hour-plus of Very Demented springtime songs, plus a song for every day of the week (two each for Friday & Saturday), songs from the new Wild Man Fischer CD, and the Donald Trump Club March! Rated PG-13 (there's a nasty word in the last verse of the very last song). Mar 19, 2016 [ Play List ] (Added Mar 19, 2016) |
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KMET PART 2: Take Your Girlie to the Movies, Bobby Beer, A Little Marijuana, My Secret, She Taught me to Yodel, Flight of the Saucer, Take a Whiff on Me, Modern Design, Zabadak, Santa Give me some Zits, Hot Dog Boogie, Pinto Pony, Spam, Je T'aime Dec 14, 1975 [ Play List ] (Added Mar 13, 2016) |
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KMET PART 1: Santa Jaws, Jollity Farm, Hawaiian War Chant, Crazy People, Merry-go-round, Taurus Rising, Dirty Love, Down by the Station, Are you for Real?, Stash City High School, Luke the Spook, Uncle Mistletoe, Life is Like a Hot Fudge Sundae Dec 14, 1975 [ Play List ] (Added Mar 13, 2016) |
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STUPID 1611: We celebrate stupidity in all its forms...stupid people, stupid actions, stupid songs! As Weird Al sang, Dare To Be Stupid! Also a tribute to Sir George Martin with some of his lesser known and most intriguing pre-Beatles productions. Mar 12, 2016 [ Play List ] (Added Mar 12, 2016) |
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ALL-AMERICAN: Stars & Stripes Forever, Mother Nature, Telephone Tag, Like a Suburban Drone, Back from the Shadows, Be Kind to your Web-Footed Friends, Green Garden Hose, To Anacreon in Heaven, Library, Coming Back for More, Sound Off, Mr. Custer, Kick Ass U.S.A., Up Jurassic Park Jul 4, 1993 [ Play List ] (Added Mar 6, 2016) |
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Bonanza, Rawhide, Lather, Pizza Man, Work with me Annie, Annie Had a Baby, Turbulence, Frogs are Fun, Pass the Kouchie, Original Sin, Happy Talk, Mr. Baker the Undertaker, Treat You like a Lady, Dr. Who theme, They Don't Make Nun Names Like That, Rock & Roll Doctor, Bras Size 45 Feb 6, 1983 [ Play List ] (Added Mar 6, 2016) |
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LITTLE 1610: The topic today is a small one - literally. Little things - little animals - little people! From Little Boxes to the Smallest Thing Known to Man. Also creepy love songs, demented yodels, and lots and lots of laughter. A bit of explicit language on "Little Toot." Mar 5, 2016 [ Play List ] (Added Mar 5, 2016) |
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PART TWO: My Pink Half of the Drain Pipe, Making Out, Thank God I'm a Rich Kid, Dark Was the Night, I'm a Nut, Let's Make Lust, Birthday Cake Polka, Long Beach, Manhattan Furniture Store, Monster Rash, Small Busted Women, High School Gym, Bald Headed Woman, Rose Tint my World Mar 4, 1979 [ Play List ] (Added Feb 28, 2016) |
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PART ONE: Springtime for Hitler, Freaker's Ball, Whip, Beat me Daddy, Cockroaches on Parade, Monkey Bite, I'm in with the Zen Crowd, Cosmic Debris, Grandpa's Grave, Music Business Lament, '50's Sound, Voyeur, Shut the Door, Solfeggio, Blooper Soap, Leader of the Laundromat Mar 4, 1979 [ Play List ] (Added Feb 28, 2016) |
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TOP TEN 1609: Here's the Top Ten for February, plus the Logan Awards nominees and other surprises. Rated PG-13 ("Sex Rhymes" is just what you'd expect from the title). Feb 27, 2016 [ Play List ] (Added Feb 27, 2016) |
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My Bonnie Lass She Smelleth, Crusher, I Love Linda, Trail of the Lonesome Pine, Toot Toot Tootsie Goodbye, Japanese Banana, Rickyshaw, Harv Kirschner, Okeh Laughing Record, Desecration Rag, Indoor Sports, Please Please Me, Hey Shirley This is Squirrelly, Alvin for President, Mechanical Man, Gumball Wizard Sep 19, 1976 [ Play List ] (Added Feb 21, 2016) |
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(KMET LIVE) Nuttin for Christmas, Chiller, Psycho Chicken, Home of the Criminally Insane, Ray Stevens Profile, Purple Reindeer, Edna, Clarence, Worms, Too Late to Get Fries, Leprosy, Mixed up Confusion, 60's World, Whale Mating, George of the Jungle, Buckwheat Toupee Dec 1, 1985 [ Play List ] (Added Feb 21, 2016) |
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MONEY 1608: Lots of money for you this week...money music, that is! Our sequel to last May's money show has mostly different songs to entertain you...plus some luscious leftover love songs. Feb 20, 2016 [ Play List ] (Added Feb 20, 2016) |
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50 YEARS OF DEMENTIA PART TWO: 1949-1974 (MONO ONLY) Jun 16, 1974 [ Play List ] (Added Feb 14, 2016) |
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50 YEARS OF DEMENTIA PART ONE: 1925-1948 (MONO ONLY) Jun 16, 1974 [ Play List ] (Added Feb 14, 2016) |
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LOVE SONG 1607: For Valentine's Day, here's 90+ minutes of demented love songs, by request! Quite a few things I haven't played in years, or haven't played at all till now. We'll also remember Bob Elliott (Bob & Ray) and Dan Hicks. Feb 13, 2016 [ Play List ] (Added Feb 13, 2016) |
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ALL REQUESTS: Shaddup your Face, Send me to Glory in a Glad Bag, Get a Haircut Dad, Ten Little Bottles, Spy Hard, Nuts, Banana Love, Phantom Wind Breaker, Mr. Jaws, Cadillac Heaven, It's a Gas, Warm Leatherette, Do the Picard, Homecoming Queen's got a Gun, Amish Paradise Jun 9, 1996 [ Play List ] (Added Feb 7, 2016) |
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Battle of Kookamunga, Eddie are you Kidding, I Love Me, Cockroaches on Parade, Man Who Ate his Car, Shish Kabob, Let's Make Lust, Almost Degraded, My Dead Dog Rover, Dinner with Drac, Alfred Packer, Smoke-off, I Get High by Going Down, Highly Illogical, Geek's Revenge, That's my Boy Aug 6, 1978 [ Play List ] (Added Feb 7, 2016) |
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BODY PARTS 1606: Today's topic is body parts! Sequel to our 8-1-15 show with (mostly) different songs. Subject matter & language is a bit more explicit than usual, especially "Fume" and of course "Titties and Beer." Feb 6, 2016 [ Play List ] (Added Feb 6, 2016) |
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ANNIVERSARY COMPILATION: Live in Cleveland 1991 (20th anniversary), Live in Vancouver 1981 (10th anniversary), Live with Eggman and Gayla Peevey (2010) Sep 23, 1991 [ Play List ] [ Play List ] [ Play List ] (Added Jan 31, 2016) |
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TOP TEN 1605: Our first Top Ten of 2016, plus songs for sniffle season, songs for haters, and a big bunch of requests. (Doctor's note: This show includes two different cases of two very different sets of lyrics set to the same tune! I didn't realize that till the show was almost finished). Jan 30, 2016 [ Play List ] (Added Jan 30, 2016) |
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PART TWO: Nashville Katz, Food, Jumping Jive, Gonna Kill Myself, Sound Off, Seeing Red, I'm no Communist, Hello D.J., Ernestine, Mongoloid, He Hit me, L.A. Freeway, Cheese Shop, Doggy Doo, Werewolves of London, I'm not a Hippie Anymore, Geek's Revenge Jan 29, 1978 [ Play List ] (Added Jan 24, 2016) |
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PART ONE: Transfusion, Too Old to Cut the Mustard, Irish Ballad, Nicotine Fits, I am Whale, Fireman Cowboy, Cocaine Blues, Moon Crash, Golden Globe Award, Diamonds Are a Girl's Best Friend, Funky Moped, Old King Tut, Hamburger Song, El Pizza, Moo Goo Gai Pan, Pancho Lopez Jan 29, 1978 [ Play List ] (Added Jan 24, 2016) |
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LONG 1604: It's another big show this week...this time it's the songs that are long, every one running five minutes or more! Jan 23, 2016 [ Play List ] (Added Jan 23, 2016) |
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(KLSX LIVE) CARS: Seven Old Ladies Locked in a Lavatory, Mrs. Fletcher, Nails, Kuwait City, Don't Give us a Reason, Groceries Came to Life, Bodine Brown, Dork Dancing, Sunday Driving, Hot Rod Lincoln, We Shot the New Kids on the Block, Oy It's so Humid, Star Trekkin', Day in the Life (Beatle Rap) (MONO ONLY) Sep 23, 1990 [ Play List ] (Added Jan 17, 2016) |
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NAPOELON XIV INTERVIEW: There is a Tavern in the Town, Disco-tech, Catch it and you Keep it, Dr. Freud, Butch Soap, Seafood Mama, They're Here, Lydia the Tattooed Lady, They're Coming to Take me Away, Welcome to the Zoo, Rats in my Room, Delicious, Like a Dribbling Fram, Bilbo Baggins, It's a Gas, Friendly Neighborhood Narco Agent Jun 20, 1976 [ Play List ] (Added Jan 17, 2016) |
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BIG 1603: It's a big show about big things this week, plus a tribute to David Bowie. Jan 16, 2016 [ Play List ] (Added Jan 16, 2016) |
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PART TWO: Watergate Blues, Walter Cronkite, I Love a Funeral, Ringo, Are You a Boy or a Girl?, Gypsy Davy, Lover Man, Casey at the Bat, Oozlin' Daddy Blues, Grunt Song, Don't Take me Back, Vatican Rag, Beat me Daddy, It's a Gas, Laurel & Hardy theme, Goodnight Irene (MONO ONLY) Aug 19, 1973 [ Play List ] (Added Jan 10, 2016) |
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PART ONE: Let's do it, Good for Nothing, Scotch & Soda, Keep it Clean, Pizza Polka, I Love Onions, Wong Song, Diddie wa Diddie, Ten Madison Ave. Commandments, Lord Mr. Ford, In my Car, Made You, Little Boxes, Dangerous Dan McGrew, Mustard, I Wanna Hot Dog for my Roll (MONO ONLY) Aug 19, 1973 [ Play List ] (Added Jan 10, 2016) |
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WEATHER 1602: Everybody talks about the weather...some people sing funny songs about it! "It Ain't Gonna Rain No Mo'," "It Never Rains in Sunny California," "I Still Write Your Name In the Snow" and lots more Demented weather is in the forecast this week. Jan 9, 2016 [ Play List ] (Added Jan 9, 2016) |
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TAXES/DENTISTRY: Ebay I Need Your Love, Chest of Drawers, Gay Boyfriend, Wish You Were Here, Smells like Nirvana, Ode to my Car, Because we Can, House that O.J. Built, Dust Mites, Your Tax Dollars at Work, Cavity Search, Teeth Clenched, Robot Cat, Epithets Apr 10, 2005 [ Play List ] (Added Jan 3, 2016) |
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Green Garden Hose, Heaving on a Jet Plane, Alley Oop, Laughing at the Funnies, Boy Wonder I Love You, I'm the Slime, Rock Lobster, Poisoning Pigeons, Do Re Mi, Sideboard Song, I've Been to Me, Mr. Wizard & Timmy, I Get Weird, Dr. Who theme, Too Young to Date Jul 18, 1982 [ Play List ] (Added Jan 3, 2016) |
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MOVIES 1601: We salute "The Force Awakens" with a retrospective of Star Wars spoofs through the years...and a few other blockbusters too, plus our first political salvos of 2016. Jan 2, 2016 [ Play List ] (Added Jan 2, 2016) |
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Part 2: DOODLES WEAVER TRIBUTE: Circular Impression, Jailbait, Ethyl Pump, Stripper, Dream, Third Base Bag, Why Does it Rain on Sunday, Ode to a Loquat, William Tell Overture, Rawhide, Baa Baa Black Sheep, I Like, Falklands, Moose Turd Pie Jan 23, 1983 [ Play List ] (Added Dec 27, 2015) |
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Part 1: Big Leg Emma, Most Embarrassing Moment, Bonanza, Cocaine, Stinky Breath, Aftertaste, Harv Kirshner, Used Car Dealer Blues, I Love L.A., Valley Guy, Big Balls, Penny Lane, Pinball Paul, Dentist, Long John Blues, Dirty Mother for You Jan 23, 1983 [ Play List ] (Added Dec 27, 2015) |
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FUNNY 25 1552: The funny 25 countdown for 2015, plus some After Christmas and New Year's Dementia! Dec 26, 2015 [ Play List ] (Added Dec 26, 2015) |
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I Just go Nuts at Christmas, Little Orley and the Bubblegum, Impossible, Ballad of Walter Wart, Smokey the Bear, Streaking USA, John & Marsha, I Never Harmed an Onion, Little Black Egg, Snoopy for President, Floating Kidney Waltz, Convoy G.B., Shaving Cream Sep 12, 1976 [ Play List ] (Added Dec 20, 2015) |
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(KLSX LIVE) NUDITY: Ape Call, 96 Beers, Hangover, Green Garden Hose, Hooty Sapperticker, Golden Globe Award, Frozen Embryos, Along Came Larry, Totally Nude, Can't Dance Naked, Buck Naked, Bumblebee Invaded a Nudist Colony, Running Bare, Werecow, M.C. Hammer, Hey Robin Jul 14, 1991 [ Play List ] (Added Dec 20, 2015) |
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CHRISTMAS 1551: Our final Christmas show for 2015 has everything from the sarcastic to the sentimental...holiday songs and stories to tickle your funnybone and warm your heart. Rated PG-13 for incidental f-words ("Lonely Jew at Christmas"), drug references ("Twelve Days") and some innuendo here and there. Dec 19, 2015 [ Play List ] (Added Dec 19, 2015) |
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PART TWO: Sky Blue Shirt and Rainbow Tie, They're Coming to Take me Away, Monteca, I Can't Rock 'n' Roll, Admiral's Daughter, Teach me Tiger, Experiment, I Love your Pizza, Harvey's got a Girlfriend, Bad Boy, Louie Louie, Frosty the Snowman, Dolphin Club, White Port Lemon Juice, Delicious (MONO ONLY) Nov 12, 1972 [ Play List ] (Added Dec 13, 2015) |
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PART ONE: George, Joe the Dog Faced Boy, Ain't I'm a Dog, 8th Wonder of the World, 4F Ferdinand, Molasses, Was I Drunk?, Mama Don't Allow, Pot Party, Mary Jane, Swinging on a Star, Diesel Smoke and Dangerous Curves, Top 40 News Weather & Sports, I Wanna be Evil, Treat me Rough, Masochism Tango (MONO ONLY) Nov 12, 1972 [ Play List ] (Added Dec 13, 2015) |
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CHRISTMAS 1550: Santa Claus endures more abuse in our second holiday outrage for 2015, which also looks at his darker side! Also starring Krampus, Mr. Grinch, Seymour Swine and a defrosted Frosty. Rated PG for a bit of language. Dec 12, 2015 [ Play List ] (Added Dec 12, 2015) |
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DOGS: What if your Butt was Gone, Christmas without Martha, Burn Goody Stewart, White Trash Husband, Green Garden Hose, Doggie Doo, Buy me a Dog, Mastiff, Butt Scootin Doogie, Bark Along with Cody, Bark-off, Don't Pet the Dog, Big Sniff, My Dead Dog Rover, Liar Sleeps Tonight, Sirius Black, Spongy Dance Aug 8, 2004 [ Play List ] (Added Dec 6, 2015) |
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TOM T-BONE STANKUS INTERVIEW: Seduced, Alcatraz, Potatoland, Biggest Parakeets in Town, Rats in my Room, Little Puffies, Baby Snakes, Frank, Day I Met Mr. Peanut, Peanuts to Jellybeans, On the Amaon, Ode to a Doze, Cocaine Will Kill You Amy's Dead, Cow Patty, Who's on First, Raspberry Song, Existential Blues Apr 12, 1981 [ Play List ] (Added Dec 6, 2015) |
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CHRISTMAS/HANUKKAH 1549: We celebrate Chanukah and Christmas with our first holiday show of 2015. "Star Wars Chanukah," "Santa Jaws," Stan Freberg's "Green Christmas," "Christmas Balls" (plus the untold story of how those balls came to be). Rated PG-13 for a bit of language (Red Peters, and South Park's dreidel song). Dec 5, 2015 [ Play List ] (Added Dec 5, 2015) |
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TRAINS (PREACHING THE BLUES WITH MARY ALDIN): Choo Choo Choo Boogie, Mean Old Frisco, Mystery Train, Special Streamline, Traveling Blues, K.C. Moan, Hobo Jungle Blues, Train Blues, Black Diamond Express to Hell, Hobo Blues May 20, 1984 [ Play List ] (Added Nov 29, 2015) |
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TOP TEN 1548: Our final Top Ten for 2015. The extended first-hour free-for-all features daffy ditties about hell, trains and hunting. Nov 28, 2015 [ Play List ] (Added Nov 28, 2015) |
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BENNY BELL INTERVIEW (part 2): Ikey & Mikey, Sweet Violets, Cockroach Powder, Kissing Song, Take a Ship for Yourself, E.T. Boogie, Block and Tackle Blues, Fish Heads, Valley Girl, I Like, Pumpkin Man, Falklands, Ice Box Man Oct 17, 1982 [ Play List ] (Added Nov 22, 2015) |
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KMET (part 1): Scotsman, Raspberry Song, Serenade to a Maid, Annie Logan Eat your Heart out, Smut, Ethel Pump, Praise the Lord and Send me the Money, Spread a Little Happiness, Preppy, Love Handles, Marching off to Bedlam, Cocaine Lil, Cocaine Blues Oct 17, 1982 [ Play List ] (Added Nov 22, 2015) |
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THANKSGIVING 1547: Our Thanksgiving show features lots of crazy tunes about the holiday, about food, and (as is traditional) some musical turkeys, including a mini-binge of Audio Torture Chambers. This show is rated PG-13, for Pony Death Wish, The Chart Song, and The Chainsaw Juggler. Nov 21, 2015 [ Play List ] (Added Nov 21, 2015) |
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Back to School Again, Dragnet, I'm Bugged at my Old Man, Sloop John B, Sweet Violets, Gay Caballero, Shotgun Boogie, School Cafeteria, Young Woman who Swallowed a Lie, What are you Squawking About, Trade Description Act, Golden Grid Iron Boy, Highly Illogical, Gumball Wizard, Star Drek Sep 5, 1976 [ Play List ] (Added Nov 15, 2015) |
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MOVIES: Rudolph the Brown-nosed Reindeer, I Want to Spend Christmas with Elvis, Stallone Again Naturally, Soba Song, I Just Want to Stay Home from School, Here Come the Judge, Wimpiest White Man in the World, On the Good Ship Lollipop, Mean Green Mother from Outer Space, Sweet Transvestite, Gee Officer Krupkie, You Ain't Getting Diddley Squat, Scotsman Dec 2, 1990 [ Play List ] (Added Nov 15, 2015) |
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MARIJUANA 1546: Our topic this week is marijuana. Is it legal or isn't it? I won't belabor that issue on the show...instead I have a special all-marijuana Top Ten plus more reefer songs, famous, infamous and non-famous, and some other goodies too. Nov 14, 2015 [ Play List ] (Added Nov 14, 2015) |
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KMET LIVE (part 2): Sissy Man, Lavender Cowboy, Rock Island Line, I'm a Truck, Look at me I'm Sandra Dee, Ragg Mopp, Barnyard Boogie, Cheer up, Raindrops Keep Falling on my Head, Oriental Blues, Admiral's Daughter, Johnny Carson, Spam, Shaving Cream Apr 24, 1977 [ Play List ] (Added Nov 8, 2015) |
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KMET LIVE (part 1): Boa Constrictor, Turn on your TV, King Kong, I'm a Specialist, Dollar a Gallon, Everybody Wants my Fanny, Voyeur, Germs, She Jumped on her Pushbike Apr 24, 1977 [ Play List ] (Added Nov 8, 2015) |
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TOP TEN/NONSENSE 1545: The Top Ten for October (a week late due to encounters with zombies and vampires) plus an hour of songs whose words make no sense, or very little, and some that have no words at all but they're still funny. Nov 7, 2015 [ Play List ] (Added Nov 7, 2015) |
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CIGARETTES: Dying Cub Fan's Last Request, Pissing Outside, Stealing like a Hobbit, You Stink but I Love You, Great Green Gobs, Enterting Marion, Five Minute Love Affair, Smoking, Smoke That Cigarette, Smoking in the Boys' Room, Another Puff, Demi More, Kick Ass U.S.A. Apr 6, 2003 [ Play List ] (Added Nov 1, 2015) |
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HALLOWEEN 1544: Part two of our Halloween extravaganza for 2015. Spooky tunes and scary melodies old and new, famous and obscure, trash and treasures! Oct 31, 2015 [ Play List ] (Added Oct 31, 2015) |
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PART TWO: Jack & the Beanstalk, Moral Majority, I'll be Mellow when I'm Dead, Charlie's Getting Married at Last, Ballad of Lady Di, Tube, Your Mother's on Drugs, Pot Song, Dan's Song, Super Duper Man, Small Busted Women, Yoda Jul 26, 1981 [ Play List ] (Added Oct 25, 2015) |
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PART ONE: Marty Feldman Eyes, Foolish Questions, What's the Use of Getting Sober, King Cripple, Duncan, Brown Paper, Beer, Mope, They're Here, Rodeo Song, Irving the Indian Boy, 007 Bond, Little Blue Riding Hood Jul 26, 1981 [ Play List ] (Added Oct 25, 2015) |
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HALLOWEEN 1543: Our first (of two) Halloween shows for 2015 features a half-hour of zombie songs, "Frankenstein Meets the Beatles," the Rocky Horror Chiptune Show, and at least a dozen things I've never played before. Oct 24, 2015 [ Play List ] (Added Oct 24, 2015) |
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Chaos, Sweet Violets, Tale of the Ticker, Pretty and the Wolf, Casey Jones Special, Loch Ness Monster, Vegetable Song, Butch Soap, Feetball, We're the Sunday Drivers, Molasses, Ice Cream Truck, Stars and Stripes, Disco Tech, Who's on First Aug 29, 1976 [ Play List ] (Added Oct 18, 2015) |
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(KMET LIVE) EARLY '70's: Political Science, Nicaragua, Bicycle Seat, Stardrek II, Uhura, Pirates of the Caribbean, Nowhere, Mother Goose's Wine, Art Rock Suite, Old Maid, Lonely at the Bottom, Human Race, Stranded in the Park, Polka Dot Undies Nov 9, 1986 [ Play List ] (Added Oct 18, 2015) |
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INSANITY 1542: 23 more songs about insanity and psychiatry, plus 10 songs about beans! Plus "My Mother Is a Space Cadet" and "Ode to Playboy." note: "Psycho Chicken" has the f-word, unbleeped, in a non-sexual context. Oct 17, 2015 [ Play List ] (Added Oct 17, 2015) |
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KMET 1976 (PART 2): Big Bruce, The Pig Got up and Slowly Walked Away, Combine Harvester, Poor Man's Heaven, Dead Cat on the Line, Lumberjack Song, Old Man River, Virgil's 300 Dollar Vacation, Chauffeur Blues, Signal Hill Surfing Song, Welcome to Los Angeles, Bilbo Baggins Sep 19, 1976 [ Play List ] (Added Oct 11, 2015) |
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KMET 1976 (PART 1): Strike up the Band, Life Gets Tedious, Beam me up Scotty, Mr. Touchdown, Football Freddy, Mountain Dew Blues, Nobody Here but us Frogs, Ode to the Great Society, Snafu, Boring, Mary Hartman, School Bell Hell, Osh Kosh, Flower Punk Sep 19, 1976 [ Play List ] (Added Oct 11, 2015) |
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ALCOHOL 1541: Alcohol has inspired more funny songs than all other drugs put together. Whether you're a tippler or a teetotaler, we've got plenty of liquid laughs this week! Also Stan Freberg's Columbus saga, "The Faucet's On Fire" and a new Audio Torture Chamber. Oct 10, 2015 [ Play List ] (Added Oct 10, 2015) |
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FARM: Curly Shuffle, Moose in my House, My Girlfriend is Inflatable, Conjunction Junction, I Feel Good, Man of Constant Sorrow, Pee-Wee Herman had a Farm, Come Together and Build a Barn, If Pigs Had Wings, Jollity Farm, In the Mood, Fisting the Sheep, Psycho Chicken, Dead Rappers Jun 9, 2002 [ Play List ] (Added Oct 4, 2015) |
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MEL BLANC/BARNES & BARNES INTERVIEWS: I'm Against It, Are you a Turtle?, Feet Up, I Like it, Looking for the Stars, Lumanian Love Song, In the Mood, Woody Woodpecker, I Thought I Saw a Pussy Cat, Amazing Man, Fish Heads Feb 18, 1979 [ Play List ] (Added Oct 4, 2015) |
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BLEEPS 1540: Many supremely Demented songs and comedy routines have words in them that cannot generally be aired on radio. One way to play those songs and comedy routines in spite of that is by using bleeps and other noises in place of the forbidden words. On this show Dr D presents a tribute to the fine art of bleeping. (No dirty words are actually heard, except "tits" in one of Dr D's intros). Also a dozen songs about pants, and other delights. Oct 3, 2015 [ Play List ] (Added Oct 3, 2015) |
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KMET JUNE 1980 PART 2: Take Off your Clothes, Booty Dread, I Didn't Like it the First Time, Big Sniff, I'll Always Remember Being Young, Hang Out the Washing on the Siegfried Line, Futt Futt Futt, My Bologna, Psycho Chicken, Smoke Off, Mr. Bill Jun 22, 1980 [ Play List ] (Added Sep 27, 2015) |
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KMET JUNE 1980 PART 1: Old Dope Peddler, Drugs, Black's Beach, Serutan Yob, I Lost my Little Yoyo, Headlines, 5 Minute University, Pinball Wizard, Household Appliances, Windshield Wiper, Boy Named Jimmy Dean, Free the Duck, Dirty Old Man Jun 22, 1980 [ Play List ] (Added Sep 27, 2015) |
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TOP TEN 1539: The Top Ten for September 2015, plus funny songs and conversation with Actual Size (Steve Goodie & Andy Corwin) and Carla Ulbrich. Sep 26, 2015 [ Play List ] (Added Sep 26, 2015) |
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Alvin for President, Peanut Butter, I Don't Want to Get Thin, Chicken Fat, Put the Bone in, Any Ice Today Lady, Skateboard Riding, Song of the Sewer, Dodgers Song, Donald Where's Your Trousers, Fonz Song, When I'm Cleaning Windows, Snatch and Grab it, Beep Beep, Let it all Hang Out Aug 22, 1976 [ Play List ] (Added Sep 20, 2015) |
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LAST KSCA BROADCAST: Star Wars Cantina, Freaker's Ball, Ambrose, Eddie's Apartment, Pervert's Life, Small Circle of Friends, Hempcat Lullaby, Enter Sandman, Surfin Bird, Bumblebee Invaded a Nudist Colony, Birds and Bees, Stormtroopers are People Too, Scotsman, Shoulders of Freaks, Dungeons & Dragons, Yoda Feb 2, 1997 [ Play List ] (Added Sep 20, 2015) |
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CARS 1538: Our crazed classic car show returns for another episode of highway hilarity from 1902 to the 21st century...with nearly an hour of free-for-all for an opening act. Sep 19, 2015 [ Play List ] (Added Sep 19, 2015) |
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TOBACCO (PART 2): When You Smoke Tobacco, I Can't Quit Cigarettes, Another Puff, At the Tobacconist, With Men Who Know Tobacco Best, It's Sister Jenny's Turn to Throw the Bomb, Call of the Freaks, I'm a Specialist, Legend of Jesse James, You Got Your Baby Back, Split Level Head, Mr. Jaws, Dirty Old Man, Lumberjack Song Oct 26, 1975 [ Play List ] (Added Sep 13, 2015) |
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HALLOWEEN (PART 1): Bridget the Midget, Pet Cemetery, Mad Dogs and Englishmen, We'll Ride with Nixon, It's Tough to be a Skunk, Walnuts, Kinky Kid's Parade, Scares the Hell Out of Me, Mr. Ghost Goes to Town, Midnight Stroll, Halloween Spooks, Dinner with Drac, Little Guppy, Submarine Race, Do Something, Mother Goose's Wine, Tell it to Me, Junkfood Junkie Oct 26, 1975 [ Play List ] (Added Sep 13, 2015) |
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WATER PART TWO 1537: This week's show is as wet as you can get without needing a towel! The sequel to my May 16 water show has even more H2O hits for you, all the way from Spike Jones to Bessie Smith, Digital Underground to Uranium Savages. Sep 12, 2015 [ Play List ] (Added Sep 12, 2015) |
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DEMENTED ROCK SONGS: My Mother is a Space Cadet, Bounce your Boobies, These Eggs Were Born to Run, Whiskey for Breakfast, Boogie in your Butt, Bad Darth, Friends, Bugs, Proud Mary, Are you Lonesome Tonight, Squirrels, Fire Water Burn, Cows with Guns May 11, 1997 [ Play List ] (Added Sep 6, 2015) |
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LYLE WAGONER INTERVIEW: Back to School Medley, How I Spent my Summer Vacation, Back in the Saddle Again, Butcher Man, I'm in with the Zen Crowd, Austin Idol for President, Lyle Waggoner interview, Bugle Call Rag, Little Lu Lu, Miniature Golf, Private Idaho, High School Madness, Ying Tong Song, My Name is Larry, Stardrek Sep 7, 1980 [ Play List ] (Added Sep 6, 2015) |
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WORKING 1536: Some people shovel coal...other folks shovel data! For Labor Day, we have a ton of funny songs about working. Occasional profanity & scatology. Sep 5, 2015 [ Play List ] (Added Sep 5, 2015) |
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ALL-TIME TOP 25 (aired in one-song segments, not as a single complete broadcast) Sep 11, 1995 [ Play List ] (Added Aug 30, 2015) |
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TOP TEN 1535: Top Ten for August 2015, with an extended first-hour free-for-all! Also two bonus tracks at the end of the show, with very explicit language. Aug 29, 2015 [ Play List ] (Added Aug 29, 2015) |
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KMET FEB 1979 (part 2): Walking in my Winter Underwear, I Want to Clone You, 23 Starlets, Adorable Dora, Almost Degraded, On the Amazon, Lumanian Love Song, Free Mexican Air Force, Orange County, Animal House, Locked in the Closet with You, Monster Rash, Close Encounters of the 4th Kind, Mrs. Jaws Feb 4, 1979 [ Play List ] (Added Aug 23, 2015) |
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KMET FEB 1979 (part 1): You Got your Baby Back, News Weather & Sports, It's a Beautiful Day for a Ballgame, W.P.L.J., Winestoned Plowboy, My Way, Sensation, Jelly Roll's First Cousin, Yokohama Mama, Go Go Pogo, Pow Bam Zonk, Chinese Waiter, It's a Quiet Town, Frozen Logger, Black Slacks, Lurch, Bald-headed Woman, Society Bear, Don't Eat the Yellow Snow Feb 4, 1979 [ Play List ] (Added Aug 23, 2015) |
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ANIMALS 1534: This year for dog days we celebrate...dogs, plus cats, budgies, ducks, hamsters, lizards and many other "companion animals" as well. Attention: occasional explicit language. Aug 22, 2015 [ Play List ] (Added Aug 22, 2015) |
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Big Bear Lake, Boston Beguine Shorthand, Washington Square Dance, Tattooed Lady, I See Bones, Three Trees, I'll Be Glad When You're Dead, Chew Tobacco Rag, Don't Bring Lulu, Mad Dogs and Englishmen, Nishimoto at the Bat, Bar Room Polka, You Tell Her I Stutter, Joe Bean, Dream Dirty Dreams, Boobs a Lot, It's a Gas, Masochism Tango Aug 15, 1976 [ Play List ] (Added Aug 16, 2015) |
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MARK DAVIS & TINY TIM INTERVIEW + CHRISTMAS IN JULY: I Like Beer, Horrible Breath, We Love Barney Fife, Rock me Jerry Lewis, I Want Your Socks, They Drive me Brady, Istanbul, Dick Tracy Rides Again, Uncle Jack Says Relax, Christmas at Ground Zero, You Ain't Getting Diddly Squat, 12 Pains of Christmas, Groceries Came to Life, Snack by Snack, This Used Car of Mine, Wappin' Jul 22, 1990 [ Play List ] (Added Aug 16, 2015) |
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ANTI-LOVE 1533: We are now at the halfway point between the last Valentine's Day and the next one. If the calendar were a circle, we'd be at the exact opposite point. So this is the time for Anti-Love Songs. Many of them are even funnier than the Silly Love Songs we hear around February 14! Aug 15, 2015 [ Play List ] (Added Aug 15, 2015) |
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KMET JAN 74 (part 2): Mama Don't Allow it, Too Young, Let's Misbehave, Davy's Dinghy, Where Did Robinson Crusoe Go, Noon Balloon to Rangoon, Jeepers Creepers, Lavender Cowboy, Gasoline Gus and his Jitney Bus, Turn on the Heat, Smoke on the Water, Route 66, Mr. Gallager & Mr. Sheen, Song with a Peel, I'm a Ding Dong Daddy from Dumas, Saga of Rex, Good for Nothing, Meet the Demento Gang (MONO ONLY) Jan 27, 1974 [ Play List ] (Added Aug 9, 2015) |
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KMET JAN 74 (part 1): Intro & Outro, Oh Monah, Popeye, His Little Wife was with Him All the Time, Wild Wild Women, Booley Wooger, Garbage Man, Eddie are You Kidding?, There's a Brand New Baby at Our House, Feet up, Dancing my Fanny Around, Gentry's Gin, Home in Pasadena, Old Maid's Ball, Love-in, In an 18th Century Drawing Room, Mention my Name in Sheboygan, Song with a Peel (MONO ONLY) Jan 27, 1974 [ Play List ] (Added Aug 9, 2015) |
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ALCOHOL 1532: Our topic is the drug called alcohol...one of the world's oldest medicines. It produces lots of pleasure, lots of pain, and has inspired lots of humor. Here are 28 alcohol anthems, all by request! Aug 8, 2015 [ Play List ] (Added Aug 8, 2015) |
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STAR TREK: Bart Simpson Rap, Bad Influence, Give me the Head of Old Bin Ladin, Slim Santa, Pull my Finger, Space Oddity, Touch a Name on the Wall, Stardrek, Trouble with Klingons, Spock on, Bar Trek, You Might be a Trekkie, Kirk and Spock, Harry Potter, I Want to Bomb Osama, Desperado Nov 11, 2001 [ Play List ] (Added Aug 2, 2015) |
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LENNY & SQUIGGY INTERVIEW: Three Drunk Newts, Transistorized Sweetheart, Making a Commercial, Rolling on our Roller Skates, Trains, Drainpipe Song, Summertime Blues, Night After Night, Martian Hop, Rose Between my Toes, Foreign Legion of Love, Moron, Geek's Revenge, My Name is Larry May 13, 1979 [ Play List ] (Added Aug 2, 2015) |
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BODY PARTS 1531: The subject is Body Parts - here are the best and a few of the worst among over 150 different songs that were requested for this topic! Only 5 songs repeated from last year's Body Parts show. Aug 1, 2015 [ Play List ] (Added Aug 1, 2015) |
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PART TWO: Blue Danube, Song of the Sewer, Amy's Answering Service, Secret Service, Terror, Covina, What did They do to Old L.A.?, Bullfrog Hop, Chaos, Ballad of Irving, Mahna Mahna, Star Trip, Frosty the Dope Man Feb 5, 1978 [ Play List ] (Added Jul 26, 2015) |
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PART ONE: 50 Ways to Beat your Lover, Acapulco Gold, Marijuana, I Want a Diamond in my Belly Button, Sinister Lunchmeat, Oh Roscoe, Guy with the Voodoo, King Tut, 20th Century Rag, 20th Century Blues, Go to the Mardi Gras, Adventures in Dementia, Tall People Feb 5, 1978 [ Play List ] (Added Jul 26, 2015) |
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TOP TEN 1530: The Top Ten for July 2015, with a surprising but worthy Number One. Also hippies & hipsters, San Diego Dementia, and a tribute to Ray Jessel. Jul 25, 2015 [ Play List ] (Added Jul 25, 2015) |
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Old Man River, Television, I'm Getting Sentimental Over You, Doctor, Nobody, Red Man White Man, Animal Crackers, Cannibal Cutie, Breakfast Conversations, Suicide, Metric Maggot, Convoy G.B., King Kong, Who's on First, Madalena Hadalena Aug 8, 1976 [ Play List ] (Added Jul 19, 2015) |
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(KLSX LIVE) BILL FRENZER (OGDEN EDSL) INTERVIEW: Summertime Summertime, Battle of Kookamunga, Pickle in the Middle, Intoxicated Rat, Make up Dirty Words, House Husband Macho, Only White People Dance Like That, They Don't Want You at the Wedding, Dead Puppies, Bounce Your Boobies, Beer Nuts, Squirrels Jun 21, 1987 [ Play List ] (Added Jul 19, 2015) |
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BOOGIE 1529: "Boogie" - a fascinating word - the definition includes tons of fabulous music, and other fascinating things! We'll hear the Demented boogie classics, and revisit the roots of boogie going back to the 1920s. Some cool first-hour free-for-all too! Jul 18, 2015 [ Play List ] (Added Jul 18, 2015) |
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PART TWO: Boobs a Lot, Biggest Kanakas in Hawaii, Little Red Riding Hood, Naughty Lola, Saturday Night at the Salvation Army, Let Yourself Go, Popeye the Sailor Man, Martins and the Coys, Little Sack of Sugar, Grunt Song, Christmas Balls, Rutabaga Boogie, Hello DJ, Queer Things are Happening to Me, Deteriorata, Big Bruce, Ballad of Ben Gay, Rubber Bullets (MONO ONLY) Nov 25, 1973 [ Play List ] (Added Jul 12, 2015) |
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PART ONE: Pancho Lopez, Rock Island Line, Home in Pasadena, What's New at the Zoo?, Captain Equinox, Allan Sherman tribute, Daffy Duck's Rhapsody, Sam's Big Night, Boobs a Lot, Smut, We're Very Fussy on the Radio, Zumelweiss Beer Commercial, Boogie Woogie Bugle Boy, Hong Kong Blues, Flip Side, Yes Flo, Cuban Pete, 18th Century Drawing Room, I Need Loving, Primitive Love (MONO ONLY) Nov 25, 1973 [ Play List ] (Added Jul 12, 2015) |
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INSECTS 1528: Insects...there are a whole lot of them on this planet, and a whole lot of funny songs about 'em too! This show has old favorites (including a countdown of the five that were most requested this past week) plus a bunch that I haven't played before. Some rare treats in our First Hour Free-for-all too! Jul 11, 2015 [ Play List ] (Added Jul 11, 2015) |
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CHRISTMAS PART 4: Everywhere it's Christmas, Christmas Cut-up, Chipmunk Song, Who Put the Stump?, Yingle Bells, Hanukkah Rocks, My Birthday Comes on Christmas, 12-pack of Christmas, You Ain't Getting Shit for Christmas, Soylent Night, Tradition, Hanukkah Song, How the Grinch Stole Hanukkah, Santa Claus and his Old Lady, Night Santa Went Crazy, Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer Dec 24, 2000 [ Play List ] (Added Jul 5, 2015) |
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CHRISTMAS PART 1: Christmas Carol, Relatives are Coming to Town, Part-time Girl for Christmas, Santa and the Purple People Eater, I Saw Elvis Dressed as Santa Claus, Gluey Christmas medley, Father Christmas, Beatles Christmas, Christmas is Revolting, If Santa was a Hoosier, Silent Night, Caterwall of the Bells, Whip me Santa Claus, Christmas Pitch, You Ain't Getting Diddley Squat, Rudolph the Brown-Nosed Reindeer Dec 16, 1990 [ Play List ] (Added Jul 5, 2015) |
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ALL-AMERICAN 1527: Our new All-American show (actually debuting on July 4 this year!) ranges from the historical to the hysterical, with a special nod to the Supreme Court. The bonus tracks are definitely not for the kids; the rest of the show is PG-13. Jul 4, 2015 [ Play List ] (Added Jul 4, 2015) |
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VALENTINE'S DAY (part 2): Tuna Fish, Hamster Love, Stingo Stungo, I Love Lucy, Lung Cancer Lament, Tumor, Oregon Territories, Go to the Mardi Gras, Crunchy Water, I Love You Because You're Fat, What Noise Annoys a Noisy Oyster, Disco Toilet, Steve, Have a Nice Day, I Like Feb 13, 1983 [ Play List ] (Added Jun 28, 2015) |
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VALENTINE'S DAY (part 1): Don't Eat the Yellow Snow, Sit on my Face, Take off your Clothes, Hot Nuts, Civilization, Little Blue Riding Hood, Monkey, I Hate People, My Telephone, Rock Me, Hawaiian Croon Tune, Loving You Has Made me Bananas, Let's Do it, Hey Nelda, Break Wind, Fast Food, Pass the Kutchie Feb 13, 1983 [ Play List ] (Added Jun 28, 2015) |
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TOP TEN 1526: Mr. Jaws and other people eaters, the double meanings of musical instruments, and the Top Ten for June! R.I.P. Phil Austin. Jun 27, 2015 [ Play List ] (Added Jun 27, 2015) |
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Bridget the Midget, Dream Dirty Dreams, Mary Hartman, Al & Yetta, I've Never Seen a Straight Banana, When Banana Skins are Falling, Casey Jones, Basketball Jones, Chinese Nights, Barnyard Concert, Gooey Duck Song, Butch Soap, Battle of Kookamunga, Madalena Hadalena Aug 1, 1976 [ Play List ] (Added Jun 21, 2015) |
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KLSX HALLOWEEN: Werewolves of London, I was a Teenage Werewolf, I Want my Baby Back, Dinner with Drac, Screaming Ball at Dracula Hall, I'm a Ghost, Carmen Miranda's Ghost, Haunted House, Frankenstein '59, Sitting up with the Dead, Goblin Girl, Dark Shadows Theme, Psycho, Werecow, Monster Mash Oct 25, 1992 [ Play List ] (Added Jun 21, 2015) |
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SUMMER/FATHER'S DAY 1525: The summer solstice is Sunday, June 21, which is also Father's Day! We celebrate with a Demented Double Feature. Jun 20, 2015 [ Play List ] (Added Jun 20, 2015) |
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PART TWO: Teddy Bears Picnic, Pepino the Italian Mouse, Bonapart's Retreat, South Won the War, I Wonder What Amos & Andy Will do Tomorrow, Song of the Condemned, No Smokes Blues, Viper's Dream, Dinner with Drac, Teenage Brain Surgeon, Crazy Blues, Mr. Gallagher & Mr. Shean Oct 22, 1972 [ Play List ] (Added Jun 14, 2015) |
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PART ONE: National Passtime, Pretty Girls Everywhere, Azusa, Mad Dogs And Englishmen, I Don't Know, Hang it on the Wall, Betty Boop, I Want a Bowlegged Woman, Bongo Rock, Monotonous, Walking my Cat Named Dog, She Had to Lose it at the Astor, Tight Capris, As Time Goes By, Shoot the Piano Player Oct 22, 1972 [ Play List ] (Added Jun 14, 2015) |
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DANCE PART 2 1524: Demented Dance Party 2015 rides again! The sequel to our March 7 show has even more booty-busters and brain-shakers for your dancing and Dementing pleasure - plus the Logan Awards winners. Jun 13, 2015 [ Play List ] (Added Jun 13, 2015) |
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PRESIDENTIAL DEMENTIA/WALLY PLEASANT INTERVIEW: She Loves You Dr. Strangelove, Hello Geraldo, Money in my Pocket, Martian Boogie, Stinkfoot, Peachs, Do the Clinton, Rap Master Ronnie, Contra Rap, Abe Snake for President, Bad Haircut, My Dead Dog Rover, Harley Song, 500 Miles, Bulbous Bouffant Feb 18, 1996 [ Play List ] (Added Jun 7, 2015) |
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BARNES & BARNES INTERVIEW: Don't Bogart Me, My Home Town, Birds and Bees, Rag Mop, Gefrunk, My Way, Teenage Lobotomy, Bookshop, Boogie Woogie Amputee, Taster, Linoleum, Exitential Blues, It's Still Billy Joel to Me, Who Shot J.R.? Aug 31, 1980 [ Play List ] (Added Jun 7, 2015) |
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POLICE PART 2 1523: Police - The Sequel! More good songs and bad songs about good cops and bad cops. Also bongs and bowls, inbreeding, dog poop, earthquakes and other minor annoyances. Jun 6, 2015 [ Play List ] (Added Jun 6, 2015) |
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LIVE ON KSWD! Scotsman, Transfusion, Pico and Sepulveda, Stardrek, Pencil Neck Geek, Locked in the Closet, Fish Heads, Dead Puppies, Gilligan's Island Stairway, Friendly Neighborhood Narco Agent, Poisoning Pigeons in the Park, Wet Dream, Existential Blues, They're Coming to Take me Away Nov 3, 2013 [ Play List ] (Added May 31, 2015) |
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TOP TEN 1522: The TopTen for May, plus Noshville Katz, Marijuana Munchies, and Singing Grannies! May 30, 2015 [ Play List ] (Added May 30, 2015) |
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KMET LIVE (part two): Kids in America, Bad Boy, Yankee Doodle Tune, Naughty Lady of Shady Lane, Nixorcist, Reaganomics Blues, I Heard, Fireworks, Valley Girl, Warm Leatherette, Something's in the Bag, I Love Rocky Road Jul 4, 1982 [ Play List ] (Added May 24, 2015) |
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KMET LIVE (part one): Stars and Stripes Forever, 200 Candles, I Had Sex with E.T., I Have Been in You, I've Been to Me, Please Don't Talk to the Lifeguard, I Am Woman, I'm Sorry, Declaration of Independence, Battle of the Falklands, Talking Baseball, Valley Guy, Marina Men, Valley Dudes Jul 4, 1982 [ Play List ] (Added May 24, 2015) |
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MONEY 1521: You're in the money! 26 funny money songs on this week's show...plus eleck-a-tricity, toons 'n comics, Adderall & Ritalin, and a lil' bit of B.B. May 23, 2015 [ Play List ] (Added May 23, 2015) |
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Too Darn Hot, Noses Run in my Family, Elephant, You're not the Only Oyster in the Stew, School Day, Disco Tech, Crosby Columbo & Vallee, What Time is it?, Speck, Them Poems, Colonel's Polka, I Owe a Lot to Iowa Pot, Rock Around the Blooper Jul 25, 1976 [ Play List ] (Added May 17, 2015) |
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(KLSX LIVE) BATMAN: Put Another Tanker in the Ocean, Because You're You, Make Way for the King, Woodman Spare that Tree, Daddy What's a Train?, Constipation Blues, Batman, Robin the Boy Wonder, Ratman & Bobbin, Riddler, Real Batman, Squirrels, Adam West (MONO ONLY) May 7, 1989 [ Play List ] (Added May 17, 2015) |
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WATER 1520: Water, water everywhere! We celebrate H2O with an hour-plus of the wettest songs in town. Also, a special 25th anniversary tribute to Jim Henson. May 16, 2015 [ Play List ] (Added May 16, 2015) |
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PART TWO: Dinosaur Soup, Spike Jones Junior interview, Pornochio, Biggest Parakeets in Town, Eat it Raw, It Ain't the Meat, Swanee, Creole Love Call, Despair Tire, Marijuana Munchies, Old Ben Lucas, Roses for Mama, Mammary Glands, Sunday Funnies, Pencil Neck Geek, Telephone Man Oct 23, 1977 [ Play List ] (Added May 10, 2015) |
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PART ONE: Sabre Dance, Dead Parrot, Football Stomp, Making Whoopie, I'm Gonna Be a Country Queen, We're not the Hoosier Hot Shots, Chinese Mother Goose Rhymes, Paper Shuffle, Whip, Marina del Rey, Two Cheeseburgers/In and Out, Seven Beers with the Wrong Kind of Man, Shrimpenstein, Cheesecake Oct 23, 1977 [ Play List ] (Added May 10, 2015) |
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MOTHER'S DAY 1519: It's that time again - Mother's Day in the Land of Dementia! Many of the songs have never been on the show before (but lots of perennial favorites as well). Occasional explicit language. May 9, 2015 [ Play List ] (Added May 9, 2015) |
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BODY PARTS: Toast, Anakin, Quidditch Ball Wizard, Girl Beer, Beer is Better than Women, Chaos, Ebay I Need Your Loving, Marty Feldman Eyes, Freckle Song, You Done Stomped my Heart, Give me the Finger, Your Face, My Sister's Nose, Your Brain Fell Out, Ballad of Optimus Prime, Army Careers, Inner Voice Apr 24, 2005 [ Play List ] (Added May 3, 2015) |
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VICES: Crusher, Maggie Get the Hammer, Cubic Refugee, Beer Hunter, Sudbury Saturday Night, Madiera My Dear, Was I?, Hippie and the Redneck, Censored, Roly Poly Ladies, Boll Weevil, Whatever Happened to Old Jack?, Atarian Fantasy, My Name is Larry, Earache my Eye, Fish Heads, Another One Rides the Bus Mar 21, 1982 [ Play List ] (Added May 3, 2015) |
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INSANITY 1518: Our topic today is Insanity + Psychiatry. The symptoms and the treatments. Napoleon XIV and other usual suspects plus a bunch of things I haven't played lately, or ever. Also Monty Python, some rare Freberg and other delights. May 2, 2015 [ Play List ] (Added May 2, 2015) |
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PART TWO: Your Feet's too Big, Richter Scale, Freckle Song, I Wanna Hot Dog for My Roll, Pigs in a Blanket, Slut, Barnyard Boogie, Dodger Stadium, Long Beach, Stepping on the Gas, Sixpence, Ralph & Herbie, Rose Tint my World, Beach Boys Drug Medley, Big Balls May 3, 1981 [ Play List ] (Added Apr 26, 2015) |
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PART ONE: Horses Don't Bet on People, Chinese Waiter, He's in the Ring, Five Minute University, Learn to Tap Dance, Just a Crazy Song, Death by Roller Disco, Temperance is Coming, Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds, Ravings of John McCullough, Take my Brain, Bulge, Stink-Foot May 3, 1981 [ Play List ] (Added Apr 26, 2015) |
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TOP TEN 1517: The Top Ten for April 2015, plus new Ray Stevens, the original Mr. Bill, some songs about songs, and "Sad Puppies Aren't Much Fun." Apr 25, 2015 [ Play List ] (Added Apr 25, 2015) |
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Masochism Tango, Dirty old Man, Modern Major General, Nincompoops Have All the Fun, Letter from Elaina, I Want my Baby Back, Baseball Girl, I Love to Sweat, Skinny Dipping, Pancho Lopez, King Kong, Springtime for Hitler, Spam Jul 18, 1976 [ Play List ] (Added Apr 19, 2015) |
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FUNNY 25 1996 (KSCA) (MONO ONLY) Dec 29, 1996 [ Play List ] (Added Apr 19, 2015) |
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EARTH DAY 1516: Happy Earth Day - we celebrate our planet this week with "Ballad of Woodsy Owl," "(It's Not Nice To Fool) Mother Nature" and other mirthful earthfuls, plus more Stan Freberg and lots of requests. A bit of earthy language here and there. Apr 18, 2015 [ Play List ] (Added Apr 18, 2015) |
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PART TWO: Nishimoto at the Bat, Convoy G.B., Straighten up and Fly Right, Rag Mop, FBI Story, Medley of Beer Waltzes, Cannibal Cutie, I See the Moon, I Love your Toes, Bounce your Boobies, He Hit Me, Sarah Stout, Joe Bean, Star Drek, Look at me I'm Sandra Dee Jul 11, 1976 [ Play List ] (Added Apr 12, 2015) |
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PART ONE: I Hold Your Hand in Mine, Old Man River, Obscene Phone Bust, King Kong, Three Trees, Mercury Blues, Hamburger Hop, Hungry Man, Mary Hartman, I've Got a Secret, Buffalo Gals, Boy Named Hugh, Convention '76, Ride with the Boys, Rum and Coca Cola, Legalize It Jul 11, 1976 [ Play List ] (Added Apr 12, 2015) |
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STAN FREBERG TRIBUTE/CARS 1515: Our tribute to Stan Freberg, plus the previously announced Part 2 of our Car Tunes saga. Apr 11, 2015 [ Play List ] (Added Apr 11, 2015) |
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CHRISTMAS PART 3: Wreck the Malls, You Ain't Geting Didley Squat, Hanukkah in Santa Monica, Dreidel Dreidel Dreidel, Hanukkah Song part 2, I Want a Blow up Doll for Christmas, I Met Santa on the Internet, Who Let the Elves Out, Santa Clutz, Gonna Eat Cake for Christmas, Christmas with the Devil, Christmas Time in Hell, Whip me Santa Claus, I Had Sex with Santa, I've Got some Presents for Santa, Santa's Gonna Kick your Ass, How the Grinch Stole Hanukkah Dec 17, 2000 [ Play List ] (Added Apr 5, 2015) |
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CHRISTMAS 1981: Monster's Holiday, 12 Days of Christmas, Chipmunk Song, What Can You Get a Wookie for Christmas?, Jingle Bell Rock, Green Christmas, I Want Eddie Fisher for Christmas, Kung Fu Christmas, Rockabilly Christmas, Santa Got a Sunburn, Open me First, Christmas Carol, Santa Claus and his Old Lady, Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer Dec 20, 1981 [ Play List ] (Added Apr 5, 2015) |
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EASTER/BASEBALL 1514: Doubleheader special feature this week - Easter, plus the opening of baseball season! Plus a swell first-hour free-for-all. (note: one short song in the first hour is real lo-fi - Do Not Adjust Your Set) Apr 4, 2015 [ Play List ] (Added Apr 4, 2015) |
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Brown Gal, Bad Boy, Long John Blues, Weirdo, Bye Bye Blackbird, Dodger Song, Split Level Head, Hoppy's Good Luck Coin, Shack Daddy, Cadillac Jack, It Should've Been Me, BONUS 1972-07-23: Smokey Joe's Cafe, All-American Boy, In a Mist, Ain't We Crazy, Nola, Mairzy Doats, TOP FIVE (MISSING #1) Mar 12, 1972 [ Play List ] [ Play List ] (Added Mar 29, 2015) |
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TOP TEN 1513: The Top Ten for March, plus Demented food songs by request, rapping celebrity impersonators, E.E.G.A.D., and dueling Shaving Cream Part Twos. Mar 28, 2015 [ Play List ] (Added Mar 28, 2015) |
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PART TWO: Siamese Cat Song, Doggie Doo, It's a Super Spectacular Day, Two Hits and the Joint Turned Brown, Strip Polka, Wet T-shirt Night, Cupcakes, Hicky on your Neck, Leaping Lesbians, I Can See Uranus, Bull Fiddle Blues, I Eat Kids, Disco Sucks, Gumball Wizard, Iranian Rhapsody, 15 Beers Ago, Ayatollah Jan 6, 1980 [ Play List ] (Added Mar 22, 2015) |
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PART ONE: I've Got a Code in my Doze, Goodbye '50's Hello '60's, Fishing Song, Spider Pasture Now, No No Joe, I Ran from Iran, Nellie is a Nice Girl, Too Fat Polka, Davey the Fat Boy, Chicken Fat, I'm Just Wild about Animal Crackers, Louise, Test Tube Baby, There is Nothing like a Dame, Killing Jive, Copycat Game, My Girl's Pussy Jan 6, 1980 [ Play List ] (Added Mar 22, 2015) |
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CAFFEINE 1512: The subject is caffeine! 33, count 'em, 33 caffeinated songs and comedy bits, all together in one superbly stimulating show! Special added attraction - 6 sprightly spring songs, just in time for the equinox. Mar 21, 2015 [ Play List ] (Added Mar 21, 2015) |
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BRAD STANFIELD INTERVIEW: Bury me in my Shades, I Belong to Glasgow, Lion Hunt, Mention my Name in Sheboygan, Fonz, Don't Touch me There, Young Woman Who Swallow a Lie, Gumball Wizard, Backseat Drivers, Cockroach that Ate Cincinnati Jul 11, 1976 [ Play List ] (Added Mar 15, 2015) |
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(KMET LIVE) AIRPLANES: We are the Champions, Lottery, Surfer Joe, I'm not Home Right Now, Autumn in New York, Lear Jet Song, Rubber Biscuit, TINY TIM PROFILE, October in Oxnard, Existential Blues, Born in East L.A. (MONO ONLY) Oct 6, 1985 [ Play List ] (Added Mar 15, 2015) |
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ST. PATRICK'S DAY 1511: We celebrate St. Patrick's Day with old favorites and some you may not have heard, and add to the merriment with a jolly First Hour Free-For-All...plus a few bonus tracks for adults only! Mar 14, 2015 [ Play List ] (Added Mar 14, 2015) |
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PART TWO: Bozo's Song, She Looks like Helen Brown, Scares the Hell out of Me, Rotten Meat, Prosperity is Just Around Which Corner, Classified, Wet Dream, Waffle Whiffer, Sugar Blues, Omar the Vampar, Some of These Days, Jonah and the Whale, Sidewalk Surfin', Rebecca Came Back from Mecca, You Went the Wrong Way Old King Louie, Them Poems Aug 10, 1975 [ Play List ] (Added Mar 8, 2015) |
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PART ONE: Cheese Boogie Deluxe, Merry Minuet, Jesus was a Teenager Too, Gerald Ford a Special Report, Jerry the Junker, 30 Thousand Pounds of Bananas, Biggest Parakeets in Town, Minnie the Mermaid, I'm Better than the Beatles, Same Old Tale the Crow Told Me, Giant Marine Iguana, Ballad of Marilyn Monroe, Diamonds are a Girl's Best Friend Aug 10, 1975 [ Play List ] (Added Mar 8, 2015) |
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DANCE 1510: It's a Demented Dance Party this week, with the Funky Gibbon, the Masochism Tango, the Punk Polka, the Punk Square Dance and others even more demented! Also a tribute to Leonard Nimoy. Mar 7, 2015 [ Play List ] (Added Mar 7, 2015) |
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NIGEY LENNON INTERVIEW: Smoke 2 Joints, Hole in the Bucket, You Don't Love me Anymore, Boobs and Butts on the Beach, If Pigs Had Wings, So Far so Good, Ice Man, Oh No, Peaches en Regalia, Dirty Love, Carrot Juice is Murder, Grunge Song, Yoda, Dead Puppies Aug 27, 1995 [ Play List ] (Added Mar 1, 2015) |
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AIRPLANES: Jesus Loves Me but He Can't Stand You, Phony Valentine Blues, Along Came Larry, Sidewalk Surfing, Let's Make Love in a Microwave, Electricity, '90's Philosopher, Motorcycle Song, Trapped in an Elevator with a Mime, I Remember the Night, Ajax Airlines, Heaving on a Jet Plane, Come Josephine in my Flying Machine, I Lost my Heart on a 747, No Smoking, Boy I Work with, Baby Zone, Shaving Cream Sep 1, 1991 [ Play List ] (Added Mar 1, 2015) |
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TOP TEN 1509: The Top Ten for February 2015, plus a variety of other delights new and old, many of them requested via The Dr. Demento Show OFFICIAL Facebook page and the "Request a Song" button at www.drdemento.com Feb 28, 2015 [ Play List ] (Added Feb 28, 2015) |
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PART TWO: Open the Door Richard, Mr. Grillon, Too Old to Cut the Mustard, Who Put the Pepper in the Vaseline, Books Jumped Up, Tiny Spaceman, Last Laugh, What Did they Do to Old L.A., Beautiful Long Beach, August in Azusa, At the Jazz Band Ball, It's Money that I Love, Mr. Roberts, Teenage Romance, Do You Think I'm Disco, Sick Man Blues, El Pizza, Disco Sucks Aug 5, 1979 [ Play List ] (Added Feb 22, 2015) |
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PART ONE: Tibetan Memory Trick, Spider and the Fly, Something in the Bag, King of the Bungalows, Stranded in the Jungle, Hippy's Cha Cha Hips, Poor Man's Heaven, Big Business, Because of You, Honey Don't You Want a Man like Me, I Do the Rock, Like Taking Candy from a Baby, 400 Mile Gas Line, Bun & Run, One Less Mouth to Feed, New Horizons in Music Appreciation Aug 5, 1979 [ Play List ] (Added Feb 22, 2015) |
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CARS 1508: It's car tune time again, with 26 songs and bits all about automobiles!
Plus a tribute to Gary Owens, a new Weird Al song, and lots more. Feb 21, 2015 [ Play List ] (Added Feb 21, 2015) |
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See You Later Alligator, Interesting People, Drop Outs March, We've Been Malled, Whistleitis, Small Sad Sam, Ning Nang Nong, Little Kid Sister, Last Blast of the Blasted Bugler, Big Bear Lake, Rum and Coca Cola, Belly up to the Bar Boys, Ain't We Crazy, Fox in Socks, Gumball Wizard, Almost Degraded Jun 27, 1976 [ Play List ] (Added Feb 15, 2015) |
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(KMET LIVE) Goodbye to You, All Grown up in California, Just a Gigolo, Cadillac Heaven, My Girl's Pussy, I Ran Over All the Smurfs, Maverick, Humanoid Boogie, Martian Hop, All You Zombies, Slum Goddess, Everything She Eats, Fairfax Avenue, Wet Dream, Candy Rapper May 26, 1985 [ Play List ] (Added Feb 15, 2015) |
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1507 VALENTINE'S DAY: Demented discs for Chinese New Year and President's Day...and over an hour of silly love songs for Valentine's Day, with only four very special ones repeated from last year's Valentine's show. Feb 14, 2015 [ Play List ] (Added Feb 14, 2015) |
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PART TWO: Admiral's Daughter, Hawaiian Lei Song, Biddie McGraw, MacNamara's Band, Trepidation Contest, It's a Gas, Hip Hip Hooray for Neville Chamberlain, When Are We Gonna Land Abroad, Seventh Air Force, Who's Next, Hurry on Down, Milton Berle Polka, Plexiglas Toilet, Eleanor Rigby, Nixorcist, Martian Hop, Shine, Bounce your Boobies (MONO ONLY) Mar 17, 1974 [ Play List ] (Added Feb 8, 2015) |
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PART ONE: Hold Tight, Nobody Here but us Chickens, Ying Tong Song, Dial a Friend, Happy Birthday Richard Nixon, Sonny Boy, Plastic Jesus, Trumpeting Fool Voice Demo, Tico Tico, On Top of Old Smokey, Pizza Song, DJ's Nightmare, Leckasaurus, Woody Woodpecker, Nyok Nyok Nyok, Istanbul, Dragnet, Old Betsy Goes Boing Boing Boing (MONO ONLY) Mar 17, 1974 [ Play List ] (Added Feb 8, 2015) |
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POLICE 1506: Our topic is the police. Everyone has an opinion about the police, and a lot of those opinions are here, expressed in a wide variety of musical styles! Also a new farewell to football, songs about hangings, and pizza, and a tribute to the late Rod McKuen. Feb 7, 2015 [ Play List ] (Added Feb 7, 2015) |
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SEA SONGS: Clean Song, Men, Still no Sign of Land, Sharks Ate my Baby Brother, Classical Massacre, My Ball Card Collection, Friend of the Fetus, It's Alive, Smoke, Chicken Fat, Exercise til You Die, Fish, Under the Sea, Happy Happy Joy Joy, Stairway to Heaven, Three Little Pigs May 16, 1993 [ Play List ] (Added Feb 1, 2015) |
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FIRESIGN THEATRE INTERVIEW: It's Sister Ginny's Turn to Throw the Bomb, Fearless Dwight, They Like Ike, Mr. Bill, Leave it to Beaver, Night Hawk Blues, Linoleum, Nick Danger, Me and Bobby McGee, Lumberjack Song, My Name is Larry, Always Look on the Bright Side of Life Nov 25, 1979 [ Play List ] (Added Feb 1, 2015) |
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TOP TEN 1505: Our first Top Ten of 2015 has its share of surprises...lots of rare treats in the first hour too! Jan 31, 2015 [ Play List ] (Added Jan 31, 2015) |
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HIGHLIGHTS/BOTTOM NINE (part 2): Nose Job, Cocaine Habit, Green Christmas, Song with a Peel, Walter Wart, Some People Think Chickens have Lips, Giddyup Doughnut, Can I Pawn my Teeth to You, Salt Peanuts, Smokum Hokum, Psychic Vibrations, Punk Salad, Musical Snuff Box Dec 10, 1978 [ Play List ] (Added Jan 25, 2015) |
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HIGHLIGHTS (part 1): Snatch and Grab it, Waffle Whiffer, I'm a Cranky Old Yank, Stinkfoot, Another Puff, Barnes & Barnes interview, My Bicycle Tillie, Cohen on the Telephone, Dirty Don, Chula Vista, Ringo for President, Wonderful WINO, Hippity Hop Dec 10, 1978 [ Play List ] (Added Jan 25, 2015) |
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TROPICS 1504: Tired of winter? Head for the tropics with funny songs from Hawaii and the Caribbean, and beyond the tropics with laughs from Australia. Jan 24, 2015 [ Play List ] (Added Jan 24, 2015) |
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Close to You, Another Puff, Wally Ballou Visits the Glass Fruit Factory, Heartbreak Hotel, Wah-hoo, In my Convertible Cadillac, That Old Black Magic, Spider and the Fly, Itsy Bitsy Spider, Uncle Hiram and the Homemade Beer, How to Make Love, Guy What Takes his Time, Flat Foot Floogee, Me and my Goose, Spam, Stardrek May 23, 1976 [ Play List ] (Added Jan 18, 2015) |
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(KLSX LIVE) UNRELEASED TAPES: Sit on my Face, Music Sex and Cookies, Little Black Egg, Wonderful Wonderful, Stuck in a Closet with Vanna White, Monster Mash, Way you Make me Squeal, School Cafeteria, Gumball Wizard, Hamster Love, Nice, Trouble with Klingons, Real World after All, Punk Polka Jan 10, 1988 [ Play List ] (Added Jan 18, 2015) |
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RANDOM 1503: Here's an all-new Random Choice show. All-time classics plus all-time obscurities, quite a few only played once before, and maybe never again! Jan 17, 2015 [ Play List ] (Added Jan 17, 2015) |
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PART TWO: Muleskinner Blues, Anything You Can Do, Sam the Hot Dog Man, Go West Young Man, Walnut Story, Johnny Apple Butter, Bell Bottom Trousers, Navy Gets the Gravy, Rock Island Line, Runaway Train, Sexiest Gal in Town, Who's on First, Christmas Balls (MONO ONLY) May 13, 1973 [ Play List ] (Added Jan 11, 2015) |
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PART ONE: Ghost Riders in the Sky, Sound Off, Greek Ambassador, Snore Your Blues Away, Circus Days, Man on the Flying Trapeze, Nina Kocka Nina, AL JOLSON PROFILE, Squid Jigging Ground, Fish Man Blues, Fishing Blues (MONO ONLY) May 13, 1973 [ Play List ] (Added Jan 11, 2015) |
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DIETING 1502: How are your new year's resolutions doing? We'll lend a bit of musical moral support with funny diet songs by Weird Al, Shel Silverstein, Allan Sherman, Larry Groce, The Amazing Onionheads and many more. Jan 10, 2015 [ Play List ] (Added Jan 10, 2015) |
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GAMES: Dr. Worm, Ape Call, Eyeballs in the Sky, It's a Really Big Show Tonight, Tale of the Ticker, Brak's Hawaiian Vacation, Elvis is Everywhere, Big Butt, Not the Wife, Dear Abby, Green Fuzz, Playing Games with your Heart, Name Game, Tibetan Memory Trick, Red Light Green Light, Kevin and God, Grandpa's Gone Gangsta, Devil Went to Jamaica Sep 20, 1998 [ Play List ] (Added Jan 4, 2015) |
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SPIKE JONES TRIBUTE: Fat as I Am, Hockey Here Tonight, What I Did Last Summer, Break that Record, Car Noises, Visit to a Sad Planet, Cocktails for Two, Running Wild, Your Morning Feature, What is a Disc Jockey, Goodbat Nightman, Eat too Much, Booger on my Beermug Jan 21, 1990 [ Play List ] (Added Jan 4, 2015) |
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WINTER SPORTS 1501: Our topic is winter sports, indoor & outdoor...basketball, hockey, skiing, curling, writing names in the snow and other fun things. Rated PG-13. Jan 3, 2015 [ Play List ] (Added Jan 3, 2015) |
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PART TWO: Grandparents, To Mommy, Breathless, Treat You Like a Lady, John Hinkley Jr., Earthquake Song, Hurricane, It Never Rains in Sunny California, City of the Angels, Masochism Tango, Circular Impression, I Like, What Noise Annoys a Noisy Oyster Feb 6, 1983 [ Play List ] (Added Dec 28, 2014) |
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PART ONE: Uh Oh, Plastic Heart, Renaissance of Smut, Louie Louie, Used Pet Shop, Asiatic Flu, Phone Company, In Heaven There is no Beer, Stink-foot, Radio Dogs, Mexican Radio, Whistle Bait, Comb my Hair, Buffalo, Tumor Feb 6, 1983 [ Play List ] (Added Dec 28, 2014) |
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FUNNY 25 1452: The Funny 25 for 2014...the hottest, coolest, most requested songs of the year...with special added attractions. Dec 27, 2014 [ Play List ] (Added Dec 27, 2014) |
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Sarah Cynthia Sylvia Stout, Song of the Sewer, Vegetables, Boy Wonder I Love You, Radio Impressions, Men from SACON, My Sister's Nose, Them Moose Goosers, Teen Commandments, Black and Blue Danube Waltz, I Love Your Toes, Mr. Custer, Van Lingle Mungo, It's a Gas May 16, 1976 [ Play List ] (Added Dec 21, 2014) |
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KSCA Funny 25 for 1994! (MONO ONLY) Jan 1, 1995 [ Play List ] (Added Dec 21, 2014) |
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HOLIDAY 1451: Our final holiday show for 2014 features Santa's helpers, including a few you might have forgotten! Also Santa Jaws, Christmas Dragnet (most folks call 'em green onions but they're really...), Seymour Swine's Blue Christmas, and a few more for Chanukah. Dec 20, 2014 [ Play List ] (Added Dec 20, 2014) |
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PART TWO: 40 Miles of Bad Road, Big Bear Boogie, Poisoning Pigeons in the Park, Whooping Blues, Get Happy, She's Got a 60 Cycle Brain, Chicken, Start Your Engines, Nina Cocka Nina, Puddin & Tain, Cocka Mau Mau, Walter Wart, Johnny get Angry, You Ma Said You Cried in your Sleep Last Night, My Blue Heaven Sep 24, 1972 [ Play List ] (Added Dec 14, 2014) |
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PART ONE: Chloe, Who's Gonna Win the Election, Mixed up Confusion, No Smokes Blues, Motor Head Baby, Shack Daddy, Etiquette Song, Dust Blows Forward and Back, Skinny Minnie, Fancy Nancy, Silly Dilly, G-Man Hoover, I Can Never Eat at Home Anymore, Kids, Shake Your can, East Side Story, How Much is that Doggie in the Window Sep 24, 1972 [ Play List ] (Added Dec 14, 2014) |
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HOLIDAY 1450: Here's holiday show #2 for 2014. More of the best and worst funny Christmas and Chanukah songs ever.
"Green Christmas," "A Good Old Down Home Country Chanukah," "Little Dealer Boy," "The Day That Santa Claus Retired," etc. Dec 13, 2014 [ Play List ] (Added Dec 13, 2014) |
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25th ANNIVERSARY OF NATIONAL SHOW: Jerry Springer, Singing in the Bathtub, I'm Dead, Adolescent Rant, Fishing Worms, I Lobster but Never Flounder, Walleye, Dr. Demento Show #1, Friendly Neighborhood Narco Agent, Riot in Boogie, Clarence Nash interview, School Cafeteria, Dr. Demento Song, Five Years, Phantom Medley, Saga Begins Jul 11, 1999 [ Play List ] (Added Dec 7, 2014) |
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DEMENTED COUNTRY MUSIC: Neil Young, Hay Fever Song, Give me the Carcass of Ernie Banks, Road Kill, Arnold Rap, Log Theme, They Whack Balls, I Hate Country, Country Music is Here to Stay, Prisoner's Song, One Piece at a Time, You Never Even Called me by my Name, Hey Batman 92, Smells Like Nirvana Aug 23, 1992 [ Play List ] (Added Dec 7, 2014) |
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HOLIDAY 1449: Here's our first holiday show for 2014, featuring Dr. D's picks for the worst Christmas songs of all time, and some real good ones too, like "Christmas Balls," "Open Me First," and Robin Williams' "Visit From St. Nicholas." Dec 6, 2014 [ Play List ] (Added Dec 6, 2014) |
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NATIONAL SYNDICATION VI: (1HR) Hello Muddah Hello Fadduh, Battle of Kookamunga, Boy Wonder I Love You, Jail Bait, Give my Toy to the Boy Nextdoor, Abdul Abulbul Amir, Last Blast of the Blasted Bugler, Shaving Cream, Lydia the Tattooed Lady (NOTE: first half of this episode re-recorded in 2014) Aug 11, 1974 [ Play List ] (Added Nov 30, 2014) |
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TOP TEN 1448: The Top Ten for November (final Top 10 of 2014 already!) plus an extended First Hour Free-for-All. Nov 29, 2014 [ Play List ] (Added Nov 29, 2014) |
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KMET PART TWO: Fussy Eater, I Didn't Like it the First Time, Circular Impression, Campus Rules, Silicon Valley Guy, My Bicycle Tillie, Sigfried, Video Games, Russian Bandstand, Scotsman, I Had Sex with E.T., Plexiglas Toilet Sep 26, 1982 [ Play List ] (Added Nov 23, 2014) |
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KMET PART ONE: Big 10" Record, 88 Lines about 44 Women, Marijuana Polka, Beer Drinking Song, Mexican Radio, E.T. Phone Home, Qualudes Again, Sing me a Happy Song, Beaver Cleaver Fever, Ethel Pump, Col. Sanders Thighs, Hamster Love Sep 26, 1982 [ Play List ] (Added Nov 23, 2014) |
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THANKSGIVING 1447: Happy Thanksgiving! We have a three-part celebration this week - songs about the holiday, songs about food in general, and some musical "turkeys" like Florence Foster Jenkins. We will also hear the late Mike Nichols and Glen Larson. The first two segments have some adult (?) humor here and there. Nov 22, 2014 [ Play List ] (Added Nov 22, 2014) |
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SPIKE JONES/BEATLES: Smoke Smoke Smoke, I'm Wild about Animal Crackers, Blowing Bubble Gum, Dipsey Doodle, Casey at the Bat, One Hen, Invasion, I'm Better than the Beatles, Court of King Caractacus, Sloposition, Blum Blum I Wonder Who I Am, Junk Food Junkie, Deteriorata May 2, 1976 [ Play List ] (Added Nov 16, 2014) |
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PSYCHIATRY: Tell Laura I Love Her, Entering Marion, Hardest Rhyme, Get You Biscuits in the Oven, I Live the Life I Love, Groundhog, Kill a Cat, You Don't Bring me Flowers, Which Witch Doctor, Dr. Freud, Psychotherapy, Child Psychiatrist, My Psychiatrist Says, Goodbye Old Friends, Smart Girls, Mass Murder Aria, Black and White Feb 2, 1992 [ Play List ] (Added Nov 16, 2014) |
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SCIENCE FICTION 1446: Here's the long-awaited Science Fiction 2014.2, plus a salute to the new Batman DVD box and lots of requests. Nov 15, 2014 [ Play List ] (Added Nov 15, 2014) |
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KMET PART TWO: Little Blue Riding Hood, Alley Cat, Freakout Frog, How to Write a Popular Song, Young Woman Disco, I Said No, Star Trip, Honky Tonk Train Blues, Beam me up Scotty, Dodgers and Reds, Dirty Old Man, Just a Banana, Garage Sale Mar 27, 1977 [ Play List ] (Added Nov 9, 2014) |
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KMET PART ONE: Yellow Submarine, I Hate Music, Women Wear no Clothes at All, Mrs. Pinky, Intermission, Khruschev and the Devil, Mississippi Mud, Protest Song, Elizabeth & Richard, Dentist Chair Blues, Fantasy Song, Slap Slap, 7th Air Force, Marijuana Munchies, Benevolent Oil Mar 27, 1977 [ Play List ] (Added Nov 9, 2014) |
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GUNS & HUNTING 1445: Thirty-two (32) songs about guns and hunting this week...from "If Jesus Had a Gun" to "Cows With Guns." Pro and con, and some that just find the subject funny. Nov 8, 2014 [ Play List ] (Added Nov 8, 2014) |
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COLLEGE FOOTBALL: Rejected Commercial Jingles, Jedi Drinking Song, Booty Man, Star Wars Prequel Homesick Blues, Space Jam, College Life, Roommate from Hell, Day of the Game, Football is the Game of the Lord, Lonesome Kicker, Chainsaw Juggler, You Won't Succeed on Broadway Aug 28, 2005 [ Play List ] (Added Nov 2, 2014) |
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DOGS/LEGENDARY STARDUST COWBOY INTERVIEW: Hot Dog Boogie, Mr. Jaws, Oosik, Face, If You Don't Like Country You Can Kiss, Big Noise from Winnetka, Ya Sure, They're Coming to Get me Again, Paralyzed, Relaxation, Bad Dog, Dogs, Mary Provost, Pit Bull Song, Stray Dog Man, Spock Rap Aug 21, 1988 [ Play List ] (Added Nov 2, 2014) |
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TOP TEN 1444: The Top Ten for October 2014, plus robot rhapsodies and the blood of Shia Lebeouf. Rated PG-13 (mostly for "Titties and Beer"). Nov 1, 2014 [ Play List ] (Added Nov 1, 2014) |
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PART TWO: I Used to Think my Right Hand was Uglier than my Left, Life in a Scotch Sitting Room, Day I Met Mr. Peanut, Give us a Recording Contract, Song with Names of Singers, Acupuncture, What Did They Do to Old L.A., Killer Mud, Fats Waller Stomp, How Sweet to be an Idiot, Time Warp Mar 1, 1981 [ Play List ] (Added Oct 26, 2014) |
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PART ONE: Rock 'n' Roll Doctor, Walter Cronkite, She Said, Moonlight and Shadows, Can't Buy me Love, Henry, Chicken Man, PETER ALSOP INTERVIEW, My Sister's Nose, Uniforms, Wish You Were Here Buddy, I Can See Uranus, Bony Moronie, Cancer Mar 1, 1981 [ Play List ] (Added Oct 26, 2014) |
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HALLOWEEN II 1443: Here's Hallowen 2014 - The Sequel! This show leads off with 20 all-time Demented Halloween classics in a row. Lots of requests and rarities after that! Rated PG-13. Oct 25, 2014 [ Play List ] (Added Oct 25, 2014) |
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Can You Dig it, You Need an Analyst, Dr. Freud, Tibetan Memory Trick, Sweet Violets #2, Roger Boom, Fang, Blob, Constantinople, Pepino the Italian Mouse, Gentry's Gin, Them Poems, Ambrose Part 5, There Was a Fungus Among us, Junk Food Junkie, Star Drek Apr 4, 1976 [ Play List ] (Added Oct 19, 2014) |
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(KMET LIVE) SCIENCE FICTION: Gilligan's Island Stairway, Brady Bunch, Where's the Dress?, Who is it?, Sailor's Life, Ballad of Dick & Jane, Trouble with Klingons, Jawas Roasting, Earth Girls are Easy, Dr. Who theme, Doctor in Distress, Marvin, I Feel like an Onion Ring, Jabberwacky, Hambo, Spydust, Born in East L.A. (MONO ONLY) Aug 25, 1985 [ Play List ] (Added Oct 19, 2014) |
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HALLOWEEN I 1442: Here's the first of our two Halloween shows for 2014. Fabulous frightful forgotten blasts from the past...mesmerizing melodies from the catacombs! Lots of things I haven't played before, or hardly ever! Rated PG-13. Oct 18, 2014 [ Play List ] (Added Oct 18, 2014) |
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PART TWO: Those 2 Guys, Broken Record, Player Piano, Baseball Girl, I Love to Sweat, Don't Take me Home, Medical School Talking Blues, Ice Cream Man, How Dry I am, Suicide is Painless, Gumball Wizard, Mr. Jaws, Driving in the Lane with Diamonds, I Want to Eat Your Pudding Jun 13, 1976 [ Play List ] (Added Oct 12, 2014) |
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PART ONE: Summertime, Smokey the Bear, Woodsy, We've Been Malled, Pedro's Request, You're Not the Only Oyster in the Stew, Fonz Song, Pancho Lopez, Freight Train Blues, Modern Major General, Boy Named Hugh, Fonz, Ducktail, Baldheaded end of the Broom, Bumblebee Invaded Nudist Colony Jun 13, 1976 [ Play List ] (Added Oct 12, 2014) |
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SEX 1441: Sex! Sex! This week's show has 26 songs with some form of the word "sex" in the title. Rated PG-13. Oct 11, 2014 [ Play List ] (Added Oct 11, 2014) |
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Nine Coronas, Off his Rocker, Barber of Schlemeil, I'm a Swinger, Four Years of High School Spanish, Kiss me Where it Stinks, VH1 Blues, Dot Com Song, Touch a Name on the Wall, Beam me up Scotty, Do the Picard, Trouble with Klingons, Star Trek Life, What's up Spock, Spock Rap, Stardrek, Star Trekkin', Kirk & Spock May 28, 2000 [ Play List ] (Added Oct 5, 2014) |
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BABIES 1440: Our topic is Babies Part 2, with all different babies from our baby show in March. Also: the Dr D debut of SuLu's son, rapping Young Jeffrey. A couple of naughty words here and there, and more in the bonus tracks. Oct 4, 2014 [ Play List ] (Added Oct 4, 2014) |
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KMET PART TWO: Witch Doctor, Zilch, Drugs, Juanita Banana Part 2, We Are the Nowtones, Winnebagos on a Rampage, Long Beach, Avalon, Hollywood Holiday, Memories of El Monte, Ideas, Existential Blues, Psycho Chicken, My Girl's Pussy, Ayatollah, Fish Heads Aug 3, 1980 [ Play List ] (Added Sep 28, 2014) |
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KMET PART ONE: Non-skid Manure, Draft Dodger Rag, I Don't Want no More of Army Life, My Brother Makes the Noises for the Talkies, At the Moving Picture Ball, Dr. Demento interview, Darth Vader, Merry Minuet, Smoke on the Water, Fisherman, Shah's Embroidered Psychedelic Pants, Waffles, The Intellectuals Rag, Floating Kidney Aug 3, 1980 [ Play List ] (Added Sep 28, 2014) |
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TOP TEN 1439: The Top Ten for September 2014, plus songs in praise of the posterior, and a couple novelty items from 'way back that I've never played before. Sep 27, 2014 [ Play List ] (Added Sep 27, 2014) |
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(KLSX LIVE) SCHOOL/FOOTBALL: Sounds of Sinus, SNITS, Blob, Peter Cottontail, Expressway Song, Celebrity Chefs, Feed me, John Somebody, Don't Pet the Dog, Hungry Heifer, Rock and Roll Classroom, Golden Gridiron Boy, We Will All go Together when We Go Sep 11, 1988 [ Play List ] (Added Sep 21, 2014) |
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TED KNIGHT INTERVIEW: Shaving Cream, Old Sow Song, Rutabaga Boogie, Bean, Alley-Oop, Too Old to Cut the Mustard, Cookies Pie and Cake, Junk Food Junkie, Grind, Chicken Fat, Hi Guys, I'm in Love with Barbara Walters, Ballad of Boris Piloris, Impossible, SDSU Blues, Charlie Brown, Ballad of Irving Mar 14, 1976 [ Play List ] (Added Sep 21, 2014) |
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ALTERNATE VERSION PART 2 1438: By popular demand, it's another all-new episode of Alternate Versions of Demented Hits! Sep 20, 2014 [ Play List ] (Added Sep 20, 2014) |
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PART TWO: Women's Suffrage, Too Old to Cut the Mustard, Shrimpenstein, Talking Paranoid Blues, Ten Commandments of Madison Avenue, Junk Food Junkie, That Scares the Hell out of Me, It's Magic, Wet Dream, Abner the Baseball, Snoot Full of Snow, Sidewalk Surfing, They Always Pick on Me Jul 20, 1975 [ Play List ] (Added Sep 14, 2014) |
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PART ONE: Does the Spearmint Lose Its Flavor, Red Deck of Cards, I'm no Communist, Sh-Boom, Beethoven's 5th Symphony, Max Goolis, Cocaine Blues, Omaha Nebraska, Sweet Birds, Obese Man, Trucking my Blues Away, Headaches, Sixteen Pounds, The Sound of Children, Mother's Lament Jul 20, 1975 [ Play List ] (Added Sep 14, 2014) |
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FAST FOOD 1437: We celebrate (and de-celebrate) the Fast Food Nation...burgers, fries, tacos, hot dogs, pizza and more. Also a Joan Rivers tribute, and our usual first-hour free-for-all. Sep 13, 2014 [ Play List ] (Added Sep 13, 2014) |
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Peter Cottontail, Boa Constrictor, Pedro de Pacas & Man, Radio Impressions, Famous Truckdriver's School of Songwriting, OIL, Derbytown, Gimme dat Ding, Hyena Baby, Somebody, Crapture, Mysterious Mose, Ice Cream, Day Tripper, Yellow Submarine, Dallas, Bounce your Boobies Apr 19, 1981 [ Play List ] (Added Sep 7, 2014) |
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ALL-AMERICAN 9927: Truck Driving Song, Something to Shoot, I Feel Like I'm Fixing To Die, Paul Revere, Chug a Lug, To Anacreon in Heaven, Flaming Youth, Mother Nature, 24 Hours a Day, Albequerque, Like Pink but not Quite, Toast, Phantom Medley Jul 4, 1999 [ Play List ] (Added Sep 7, 2014) |
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DOCTORS 1436: Dr. Demento salutes **medical** doctors this week (and nurses, and hospitals, and medicine in general). Also a mini-flashback to 1974 with Harry the Hipster. Sep 6, 2014 [ Play List ] (Added Sep 6, 2014) |
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DEMENTED CHRISTMAS PICKS 1982: Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer, Wreck the Halls, My Two Front Teeth, I Found the Brains of Santa Claus, CHRISTMAS 1971 (songs only, announcements missing): Christmas Island, Donde Esta Santa Claus, Chipmunk Song, Captain Santa Claus, Is Santa Claus Coming to Stay?, Santa's Beard, Run Rudolph Run, WITH STEVEN CLEAN 1972 (songs only, announcements missing): I'm Gonna Keep my Hair Parted, Way I Feel, You'd Be Surprised (TOTAL TIME APPROXIMATELY ONE HOUR) Dec 10, 1982 [ Play List ] [ Play List ] [ Play List ] (Added Aug 31, 2014) |
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WORK/TOP TEN 1435: For Labor Day, some funny songs about work! There are actually a whole lot of those, and here are some favorites. Also the Top Ten for August...see how Weird Al does this time! Rated PG-13 (an f-word in the third song, and a bit of innuendo here and there). Aug 30, 2014 [ Play List ] (Added Aug 30, 2014) |
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HALLOWEEN PART 2: Video Killed the Radio Star, Anne Boleyn, ERIC IDLE INTERVIEW, Mr. Sheene, I Hear Voices, Horror, Ravings of John McCullagh, Harvest Time, Creole Love Call, I Eat Kids, Draculust, Dr. Jeckyl & Mr. Hyde, Something's in the Bag Oct 28, 1979 [ Play List ] (Added Aug 24, 2014) |
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HALLOWEEN PART 1: Looney Tune, Human Fly, Dracula, Sex and Drugs and Rock 'n' Roll, Singles Chanty, Nightmare, Tips on the Stock Market, Fly by Night Zone, Frankenstein You're a Turn on, Disco Drac, Going to the Funeral, My Old Flame Oct 28, 1979 [ Play List ] (Added Aug 24, 2014) |
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ZOO PART 2 1434: What is Africa's most dangerous and deadly large animal (excluding man)? It's not a lion or a gorilla. Find out on this week's show!
Also tigers, apes, monkeys, frogs, toads, Yogi, Rocky, and that other Rocky. Aug 23, 2014 [ Play List ] (Added Aug 23, 2014) |
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30,000 Pounds of Bananas, Abe Snake for President, Temptation, Bicentennial, How Dry I Am, Martini, Was I, Doobie Doobie Hen, Wasn't That a Mighty Day, How Lovely Cooks the Meat, Ballad of Thunder Road, Little More Gauze, Highly Illogical, Junk Food Junkie Mar 28, 1976 [ Play List ] (Added Aug 17, 2014) |
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(KLSX LIVE) NIXON RESIGNATION ANNIVERSARY: Wrap It Up, Raindrops Keep Falling on my Head, Oldstock, You Are so Rare to Me, Generic Blues, Ukulele Blues, Woke up This Morning, Downtown Downer's Grove, Break-In, Nixon's the One, Watergrate, Haldeman Erlichman Mitchell & Dean, Nixorcist, Guru Rap, Spock On Aug 6, 1989 [ Play List ] (Added Aug 17, 2014) |
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DOGS & CATS 1433: Songs about dogs, cats, and dogs and cats together (with very little duplication of our dog and cat shows from last August) plus a Robin Williams tribute. Aug 16, 2014 [ Play List ] (Added Aug 16, 2014) |
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KMET PART TWO: Sh-Boom, Wide Screen Mama Blues, My Pretty Girl, Itsy Bitsy Spider, Zoot Suit, Sam You Made the Pants too Long, Rubber Room, Christopher Columbus, I'm Saved, Don'tville, Martian March, Get a Load of This, Plexiglas Toilet, Nishimoto at the Bat (MONO ONLY) Oct 13, 1974 [ Play List ] (Added Aug 10, 2014) |
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KMET PART ONE: Do They Hang too Low?, Lizzie Lost Her Beach Ball, Grandpa's Grave, Interstate is Coming Through my Outhouse, Do the New York, Derbytown, DODGERS, Mountain Oysters, I'm the Greek Ambassador, Chicken Lib, Booger Song, My Handy Man, Lydia the Tattooed Lady (MONO ONLY) Oct 13, 1974 [ Play List ] (Added Aug 10, 2014) |
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BIRDS 1432: Our subject is birds, those tweety, squawky descends of the dinosaurs! Singing all around us as they do, they've inspired plenty of songs, and we'll hear some of the funniest and one or two of the worst. We'll also commemorate the 40th anniversary of Richard Nixon's resignation. Aug 9, 2014 [ Play List ] (Added Aug 9, 2014) |
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DR. DEMENTO'S FARM: Kitten is Angry, Food of Choice, Turdy Point Buck, Vader Boy, Old MacDonald Had a Farm, I am Cow, Down on the Electronic Farm, In the Mood, Baa Baa Black Sheep, Psycho Chicken, We Couldn't Start the Tractor, Marvin, Anakin, Devil Went to Jamaica May 15, 2005 [ Play List ] (Added Aug 3, 2014) |
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THANKSGIVING/MUSICAL TURKEYS: I Want Your Socks, Walking in my Winter Underwear, PMS/EGO, Take an Indian to Lunch, I Eat Kids, Mack the Knife, Vampire Frogs, Chopping Broccoli, I Don't Have the Hair, M-80, A Goose for my Girl, Turkey Day Blues, Alice's Restaurant Nov 25, 1990 [ Play List ] (Added Aug 3, 2014) |
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DYNAMIC DUOS 1431: Today we celebrate Dynamic Duos...Abbott & Costello, Barnes & Barnes, Homer & Jethro, Bob & Ray, Flight of the Conchords, and of course Batman and Robin, plus lots more! Rated PG-13. (Adult listeners, stay tuned after the closing for some hot & heavy bonus tracks!) Aug 2, 2014 [ Play List ] (Added Aug 2, 2014) |
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KMET JUNE 1978 PART TWO: Ain't Nobody Here but us Chickens, Close Encounters of the 4th Kind, Hardly part 3, When the Women Wear the Pants, Forest Lawn, Garage Sale, I've Got a Little List, Beautiful Long Beach, Arnold the Computer, demented pizza songs, Synagogue Rag Jun 4, 1978 [ Play List ] (Added Jul 27, 2014) |
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KMET JUNE 1978 PART ONE: Amalgamated Spam, Lunatic's Lullaby, Thank God I'm a Rich Kid, I Ain't Got no Money Now, Nature Boy, Blimp, Well Well Well, Skateboard Racer, Flower Punk, Freeze a Yankee, In the Mood Jun 4, 1978 [ Play List ] (Added Jul 27, 2014) |
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TOP TEN 1430: Weird Al's "Mandatory Fun" is Number 1 in Billboard this week...first comedy album to top the chart since "My Son the Nut" in 1963! Will Al top the Top Ten...and what about #2, #3, #4 and #10? Find out on this week's show. Also Frank Gallop, C. W. McCall, Eddie Murphy, Elaine Stritch. Jul 26, 2014 [ Play List ] (Added Jul 26, 2014) |
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(KLSX LIVE) FOOTBALL: Der Fuehrer's Face, Whole Lotta Love, In 1992, I Saw Mr. Presley, Bob, Monster Mash, Fox in Socks, Jeannie's Diner, Ikey & Mikey, Sam, Day of the Game, Feetball, Nick Bellows Sports Talk, Cheerleaders on Drugs, 20 Years of Dementia, Oi it's so Humid Oct 6, 1991 [ Play List ] (Added Jul 20, 2014) |
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Bird on my Head, Abdul Abulbul Amir, Shine, Whence that Wince, Battle of Yorktown Finale, Spider in the Bath, Boris the Spider, Wong Song, Cocaine Blues, Anne Boleyn, Ain't We Crazy, I Want my Baby Back, Friendly Neighborhoo Narco Agent Mar 7, 1976 [ Play List ] (Added Jul 20, 2014) |
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WEIRD AL INTERVIEW & RECORDS 1429: Here's our Mandatory Fun interview with "Weird Al" Yankovic...plus (in honor of the vinyl revival) a whole lot of historical/hysterical stuff about Records! Rated PG-13 (one song with figurative cattle droppings). Jul 19, 2014 [ Play List ] (Added Jul 19, 2014) |
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PART TWO: LEGAL & ILLEGAL HIGHS: Spider and the Fly, Rubbing on the Darned Old Thing, Keep it Clean, Mellow Pot Blues, Junker's Blues, Reefer Head Woman, Junco Partner, Drunk, Man with the Jive, Cocaine Blues, Marijuana Boogie, Monkey that Became President, Grunt Song, Chula Vista, Through Thick and Thin (MONO ONLY) Oct 21, 1973 [ Play List ] (Added Jul 13, 2014) |
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PART ONE: DAVY'S DINGHY QUADRILOGY: Bum Song, Hobo's Lullaby, Singing in the Bathtub, Practicing the Piano, Farmer, There Won't be a Shortage of Love, That's my Weakness Now, River Blues, Powerhouse, Admiral's Daughter, Monkey Doodle, Old Man Mose, Dead Skunk, Betty Co-ed, I Can't Sleep in the Movies Anymore (MONO ONLY) Oct 21, 1973 [ Play List ] (Added Jul 13, 2014) |
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I AM PART 2 1428: "I am...!" (insert what you are). We all say that at one time or another. The creators of funny songs have sung that in some very colorful and entertaining ways. We heard a bunch of those in March, and we'll hear almost 30 more in this show. Jul 12, 2014 [ Play List ] (Added Jul 12, 2014) |
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CHRISTMAS 2000 PART 2: Holy Shit it's Christmas, Snowman, Here Comes Fatty Claus, Who Let the Elves Out, War of the Lights, White Trash Christmas, Rudolph the Bald Headed Reindeer, Wrap Your Gifts, Santa Claus is Smoking Reefer, How the Grinch Stole Hanukkah, Redneck Twelve Days of Christmas, Ding Fries are Done Dec 10, 2000 [ Play List ] (Added Jul 6, 2014) |
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KIP ADDOTTA INTERVIEW: Grow Mrs. Goldfarb, Christmas Amoeba, Big Bottom, Boa Constrictor Ate my Wife Last Night, Short Skis Suck, You Can't Rollerskate in a Buffalo Herd, Get Naked, Wet Dream, Delaware, I Saw Daddy Kissing Santa Claus, Hanukkah Rocks, Eric the Awful, Bringing me Back Today, This is the Life, Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer Dec 16, 1984 [ Play List ] (Added Jul 6, 2014) |
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ALL-AMERICAN 1427: We celebrate the Fourth of July (The Sequel) with our annual All-American show. Weird Al (as Sir Isaac Newton), Albert Brooks (rewriting the National Anthem), After Ever After (The Sequel), The Lone Ranger revisited, The Wild One, and the amazing Ray Jessel. Jul 5, 2014 [ Play List ] (Added Jul 5, 2014) |
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1971 KPPC SALADS: No announcements from the Doc, but a collection of medleys he assembled in 1971, on the following topics: Another Openin'..., Tie Me Kangaroo Down..., Haunted House..., Wine, Education, Music Music Music..., At The Hop..., While I Dream..., Guitar Feb 15, 1971 [ Play List ] (Added Jun 29, 2014) |
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TOP TEN 1426: The Top Ten for June, plus lots of requests and other surprises. Parental guidance: The Top Ten has some explicit language, and one of the Logan Awards winners has some irreverent references to established religions. Jun 28, 2014 [ Play List ] (Added Jun 28, 2014) |
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PART ONE: When Veronica Plays the Harmonica, It Ain't Gonna Rain no More, Billy the Mountain, Me and my Vibrator, Mcenroe's Breakfast, Clockwork Chartreuse, Hail to the Redskins, Yodeling Yippie, Reaganomics Blues, Tumor, Cigarette Blues, Don't Bogart that Joint, I Hate Cats, Michael Ate the Smorgasboard Jan 30, 1983 [ Play List ] (Added Jun 22, 2014) |
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PART TWO: Lock the Snackbar, Snatch and Grab it, Ratings, Break Wind, Val at Lunch, Say Man, Mama Look at Boo Boo, Pass the Kouchie, Arthur Murray Taught me Dancing in a Hurry, If You Don't Like my Ford Coupe Don't Cadillac Me, Elvis's Car, Circular Impression, Steve, Stinky Breath Jan 30, 1983 [ Play List ] (Added Jun 22, 2014) |
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RANDOM 1425: By popular demand, we have another random choice show! Dr. D has set his lil' ol' record snatcher loose in his archives once again, and we have some Demented treasures that haven't been heard in years, here or anywhere else. Rated PG for a lil' ol' bit of innuendo here and there. Jun 21, 2014 [ Play List ] (Added Jun 21, 2014) |
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Mother's Lament, Rain, Super Skier, Riders in the Sky, Air Battle, Yankee Doodle Go Home, Marching off to Bedlam, Hold Tight, In the Bushes at the Bottom of the Garden, Hi Guys, Spaniard that Blighted my Life, I'm my Own Grandma, Jonah and the Whale, It's a Gas, Spam Feb 29, 1976 [ Play List ] (Added Jun 15, 2014) |
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FIRST TIME ON KLSX/SMOTHERS BROTHERS: They're Here, Cheapest Tattoo, Attack of the Killer Tomatoes, It's Sister Ginny's Turn to Throw the Bomb, Rosie the Riveter, I'm a Cranky Old Yank, Ballad of Oral Roberts, Grow for Me, Laredo, Mediocre Fred, Yes Yes Yes, Mean Green Mother from Outer Space Feb 15, 1987 [ Play List ] (Added Jun 15, 2014) |
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BODY PARTS 1424: Our topic this week is body parts, from head to feet. They took over the whole show, almost! Parental guidance: some of the songs about parts toward the middle of the body are a bit explicit, with some sexual implications, and a couple of f-words in the next-to-last song. Jun 14, 2014 [ Play List ] (Added Jun 14, 2014) |
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PART TWO: Dragnet, The Trial, Hanging Blues, Feetball, Football Freddy, Shake it and Take it, I Go Ape, Endless Sleep, Boogie Woogie Washer Woman, Girl Around the Corner, Free Single & Disengaged, Monolog for Pretty, When Veronica Plays the Harmonica Sep 17, 1972 [ Play List ] (Added Jun 8, 2014) |
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PART ONE: Real Wild Child, Tiger Rag, Good Rocking Tonight, Sister Jenny, Rolling Stone, Cool Cool Water, St. James Infirmary, Ten Little Bottles, I'm a Country Boy, Flying Saucers Rock & Roll, Robinson Crusoe on Mars, Riding on the Elevator Railroad, Policeman's Song, St. George and the Dragonet Sep 17, 1972 [ Play List ] (Added Jun 8, 2014) |
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OLD PART 2 1423: We celebrate things that are old this week, with songs not played on our January 11 show (with one semi-exception). We also celebrate laundry, the didgeridoo, and Maya Angelou. Jun 7, 2014 [ Play List ] (Added Jun 7, 2014) |
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SUMMER VACATION: Those Two Dreadful Children, Great Day, Chicken Fat, Ebay, Fool Yourself, Noseful of Nickels, Spliceway to Heaven, First Bratwurst of Summer, I Wanna Be a Lifeguard, Cloud 9 Motel, Biggest Ball of Twine in Minnesota, Kids Love McDonald's, Demi Moore, Stealing Like a Hobbit, Couch Potato Jun 1, 2003 [ Play List ] (Added Jun 1, 2014) |
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CHEECH & CHONG INTERVIEW: Let it All Hang Out, On the Road Again, Inquisition, Shut up and Drink Your Beer, Alabama Song, Nice Dreams Theme, Crashing the Party, Soul Pad, Black Lassie, It's Still Billy Joel to Me, Shaddup You Face, Yoda Jun 14, 1981 [ Play List ] (Added Jun 1, 2014) |
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TOP TEN 1422: The Top Ten for May, plus beer, barbecue, a trip to Japan, and Godzilla spoofs past and present! May 31, 2014 [ Play List ] (Added May 31, 2014) |
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KMET PART TWO: Hamster Love, Burp Danube Waltz, All about Turds, Gee Officer Krupke, Father's Day, Bloat On, Abner the Baseball, Camarillo Brillo, Just Right, Falklands, I Wanna Kiss Her, Kazooed on Classics, I Like, Valley Girl Jun 20, 1982 [ Play List ] (Added May 25, 2014) |
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KMET PART ONE: Sixpence, Hello Muddah 1964, I Love Rocky Road, Framed, Me and my Friends from Russia, I Had Sex with Pac-Man, Heathen Dan Love Song Medley, Max Goolis, Please Don't Bury Me, Twilight Bone, Chaos, Strip Polka, Teddy Bear Picnic Jun 20, 1982 [ Play List ] (Added May 25, 2014) |
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DR. DEMENTO'S ZOO 1421: We go to the zoo this week. Songs about animals that act like people (and vice versa), animals that eat people, plus freaky fogs and naked apes. Also a few Demented military melodies for Memorial Day. May 24, 2014 [ Play List ] (Added May 24, 2014) |
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Great Bell, Who is it, Idiot Song, Nincompoops Have All the Fun, Everybody Wants to be an Art Director, Trail of the Lonesome Pine, Hog Killing Day, Stuck on You, Please Mr. Gravedigger, Hot Rod Race Navy Style, Floating Kidney, Go in and out the Window, Teach me Tiger, You'll Wonder Where the Yellow Went, Who's on First Feb 15, 1976 [ Play List ] (Added May 18, 2014) |
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SPIKE JONES TRIBUTE: Merry Minuet, Bad Time for Bonzo, You Gotta Fight for Your Right to Party, Hollywood Baby Sitter, Rawhide, Dear Boss, Gimme That Wine, L.A. Clippers Song, Big Jack, Chloe, April Showers, I Went to Your Wedding, Mercury Blues, Potty Pal, Let's Blow up the Tow Truck Feb 1, 1987 [ Play List ] (Added May 18, 2014) |
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FARM 1420: A Demented field trip to the farm today...songs about cows, horses, sheep, pigs, chickens, and about the farmer too...plus "The Streak" (#1 40 years ago this week)! May 17, 2014 [ Play List ] (Added May 17, 2014) |
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PART 2: BING CROSBY TRIBUTE: I've Got the Girl, That's Grandma, I Surrender Dear, Just one More Chance, Waiter and Porter and Upstairs Maid, 7th Air Force, Put it There Pal, Hey Jude, Our Good Friend Dr. D, Forward into the Past, Cinderella Rockefeller Oct 16, 1977 [ Play List ] (Added May 11, 2014) |
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PART 1: Broadway New York Song, Stinko the Narc, Nobody's Business, Oh Happy Day, If You Knew Suzy, Good Time George, Surfer Joe, Football Stomp, Old Master's Swing Song, In and Out, Martian Boogie, Romping Through the Swamp Oct 16, 1977 [ Play List ] (Added May 11, 2014) |
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MOTHER'S DAY/PIZZA 1419: A Demented double feature...we celebrate Mother's Day (with and without sweetness and light), and we celebrate pizza. Some terrific new songs too. Rated PG-13. May 10, 2014 [ Play List ] (Added May 10, 2014) |
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DR. DEMENTO'S ZOO: Curly Shuffle, Cause I'm a Blonde, I Wear Cologne, You Won't Succeed on Broadway, Reasons to be Miserable, Little Hybrid, Cheese Boogie Deluxe, Kitten is Angry, Let's Talk Dirty to the Animals, 99 Dead Baboons, Gnu Song, Nellie the Elephant, Vader Boy, Epithets, Anakin May 22, 2005 [ Play List ] (Added May 4, 2014) |
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WEIRD AL YANKOVIC INTERVIEW: Gitarzan, Big Cockroach, Her Der Milwaukee Polka, Whole Lotta Love, Click Dart's Bandstand, Litterbug Song, Sloppiness, Loving You is Surfing You, Like a Surgeon, Dare to be Stupid, Healthy Attitude, Last Will and Temperament, Homecoming Queen's Got a Gun, We are the Worms Jun 9, 1985 [ Play List ] (Added May 4, 2014) |
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ALTERNATE VERSIONS 1418: By request we have some Alternate Versions of Demented Hits this week - crazy covers, original versions, and other new ways of hearing old Demented classics! Plus lots of surprises in the first hour. May 3, 2014 [ Play List ] (Added May 3, 2014) |
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PART TWO (Gypsy Boots & Bob Davis interviews): Laugh and Sing, Down by the Station, Trolley Song, Colonna's Trolley, Wabash Cannonball, Press Conference, Yoda, Crapture, Acupuncture, King of Scurf, Slut, Moose Turd Pie, Another one Rides the Bus live Apr 19, 1981 [ Play List ] (Added Apr 27, 2014) |
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PART ONE (Bob Hite Tribute): Easter Bunny Visits Dr. D, Income Tax Evasion, Crazy About an Automobile, Junco Partner, Talking about Cocaine, Sing as we Go, Amphetamine Annie, Canned Heat Blues, Roll and Tumble Blues, On the Road Again, Bulge, Commercials Apr 19, 1981 [ Play List ] (Added Apr 27, 2014) |
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TOP TEN 1417: Sex, food, hockey, and Bunkerville, plus the Top Ten for April 2014. Apr 26, 2014 [ Play List ] (Added Apr 26, 2014) |
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CHRISTMAS PART 2: Everywhere it's Christmas, Gridlock Christmas, Santa & the Satellite, I Killed Santa, Hunting for Rudolph, Snoopy's Christmas, You Can Sue, Here Comes Santa, Don't Give me no Goose for Christmas, Terrorist Christmas, Christmas Dragnet, March of the Christmas Toys, 12 Pains of Christmas, Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer Dec 22, 1991 [ Play List ] (Added Apr 20, 2014) |
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CHRISTMAS PART 1: It's Christmas and I Wonder Where I Am, Christmas Balls, I Found the Brains of Santa Claus, We're Getting Massaged for Christmas, David Duke is Coming to Town, Santa Got a DWI, I'm in Good with Santa Claus, Funky Christmas Party with the Undead, Santa's Lament, I've Got Some Presents for Santa, Satan Claus, Kill a Tree for Christ, An Axl Christmas Dec 15, 1991 [ Play List ] (Added Apr 20, 2014) |
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SPRING 1416: A Demented salute to Springtime, and the good green days it brings us, especially Easter and Earth Day. Apr 19, 2014 [ Play List ] (Added Apr 19, 2014) |
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PART TWO: NAPOLEON XIV JERRY SAMUELS INTERVIEW: The Doctor, Wahoo, Hooray for Hollywood, Mention my Name in Sheboygan, They Gotta Quit Kicking my Dog Around, Breakfast Conversations, I'm a Specialist, I'm a Reformer, Old Peterbilt, Song I Wrote for Robert Goulet, I Like Beer, Driving in the Lane with Diamonds, Stash City High School, Eat Your Pudding Jun 6, 1976 [ Play List ] (Added Apr 13, 2014) |
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PART ONE: June is Busting out all Over, Whistleitis, TV Man, TV Mama, Senator Fishface, I'm Gonna Vote Republican/Democrat, Mystery Pacific, Oleo Margarine, Crazy Mixed-up Song, Dread's Law, Ape on my Fire Escape, My Zazu Gal, Mama Will Bark, Collegiate Jun 6, 1976 [ Play List ] (Added Apr 13, 2014) |
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SHORT SONGS 1415: Short songs rule this week - 60 songs in 60 minutes! Also featured: tax time, tributes to Mickey Rooney and Arthur "Guitar Boogie" Smith, and a new Monty Python song! Apr 12, 2014 [ Play List ] (Added Apr 12, 2014) |
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THE YEAR 1988: No Anchovies Please, Now I am a Hippie Again, Cowgirl Song, Trail Tip Song, Elderly Man River, Ralph Spoilsport, Particle Man, Hey Roger, Doctor in the Tardis, Spock Rap, Way You Make me Squeal, My Girlfriend is Inflatable, Contra Rap, Fat, Wild Thing, Reefer Song, Girls Don't Fart Jun 27, 1999 [ Play List ] (Added Apr 6, 2014) |
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Dancing Fool, Never Gonna Dance, Omar the Vampire, Inflation, Pot Party, Brush up Your Shakespeare, Joltin Joe Dimaggio, Ballad of Fearless Dwight, Headaches, Serious, Lily the Pink, Wyatt Earp Makes me Burp, I Hear Horses, My Name is Larry, Rubber Biscuit Apr 1, 1979 [ Play List ] (Added Apr 6, 2014) |
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RAIN & ALIENS 1414: Double feature this week...demented discs about rain and other weather, plus aliens and UFO's! (After all, people who claim to have sighted UFO's are often told they just saw a weather balloon). Also the real story about Noah, and a tribute to Eddie Lawrence. Apr 5, 2014 [ Play List ] (Added Apr 5, 2014) |
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KLSX WORK: Smallest Thing Known to Man, It Ain't the Meat, Let's Get Branded, Underwear, Harry's Jockstrap, Flora, Pizza Dude, Pervert's Life, Date Rape, Inbred Locals, Stupid Day JOb, I Used to Work in Chicago, White Collar Holler, Carmen Miranda's Ghost, We Are the Worms, South Park Junkie, Squirrels, Kenny Was a Kid from South Park Apr 19, 1998 [ Play List ] (Added Mar 30, 2014) |
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TOP TEN 1413: The Top Ten for March, plus reefers, chocolate and other addictions, dead skunks and other stinkers, and a quick demented tour of Japan. Mar 29, 2014 [ Play List ] (Added Mar 29, 2014) |
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KMET PART TWO: Wunnerful Wunnerful, Riders in the Sky, Mummy, Bomb Iran, Iran-ran-ran, School Cafeteria, Sideboard Song, Insulin Where Have You Been?, Eight Arms to Hold You, Pancho Lopez, Disco's in the Garbage, Linoleum, Naz, Beepies & Beer, Ayatollah, I Can See Uranus Jan 20, 1980 [ Play List ] (Added Mar 23, 2014) |
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KMET PART ONE: Punk Polka, Close to You, Cheer Up, Song of the Masochist, Gas Song, When They Drop the Atomic Bomb, Iranian Rhapsody, Love You to Pieces, Everybody Works but Father, Numbers, Splat, Louise, Step Right Up, Soba Song, Can You Do it with Your Skates on?, Copycat Game #10 Jan 20, 1980 [ Play List ] (Added Mar 23, 2014) |
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BABIES 1412: This week we have an hour of songs about babies...not all of whom are infants! Also a tribute to David Brenner, and lots of swell surprises. Mar 22, 2014 [ Play List ] (Added Mar 22, 2014) |
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Hooray for Captain Spalding, Lake Shore Drive, Old King Tut, You Know my Name Look up the Number, Waffle Whiffer, Eh Cumpari, St. James Infirmary, Little Blue Riding Hood, Boobs a Lot, I Owe a Lot to Iowa Pot, Spam Feb 8, 1976 [ Play List ] (Added Mar 16, 2014) |
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SCREAMIN' JAY HAWKINS INTERVIEW: Let it All Hang Out, Siamese Cat Song, Architect, Banana Oil, Bad Attitude, Fat as I am, Super Skier, Hey Dude Let's Party, I Put a Spell on You, Little Demon, Feast of the Mau Mau, K-Mart Blues, I Used to Work in Chicago, It's the Real World After All, Marvin Mar 16, 1986 [ Play List ] (Added Mar 16, 2014) |
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RANDOM 1411: Happy St. Patrick's Day! We open the show with a half dozen (+1) hearty helpings of Hibernian hilarity...then we throw open the doors of the Archives for 95 minutes of random choices! Lots of all-time demented favorites plus rarities not heard for many a year. "Girlfriend" has a couple rude words...otherwise it's safe and happy listening. Mar 15, 2014 [ Play List ] (Added Mar 15, 2014) |
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PART TWO: Istanbul, Mr. Wu, Girl Named Harry, I Took my Organ to the Party, Girl in 510, Swap Meet Mama, Martian March, Avalon, Santa Catalina, L.A. Freeway, La Brea Tar Pits, Dragnet Goes to Kindergarten, Ed Barbara Jun 1, 1975 [ Play List ] (Added Mar 9, 2014) |
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PART ONE: Strange Things are Happening, Engineer Bill, Have Some Madiera, Pink Elephants, I Can't Quit Cigarettes, Who Put the Turtle in Myrtle's Girdle?, Take an Old Cold Tater, Let's Bury the Hatchet Jun 1, 1975 [ Play List ] (Added Mar 9, 2014) |
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I AM 1410: Identity is the topic. Not an identity crisis, but 26 different funny songs that say "I am" in 26 different ways! We also remember Tim Wilson and Harold Ramis. Note: nothing truly obscene, but the f-word can be heard in "Jaws," "My Apologies" and "Jetpack." Mar 8, 2014 [ Play List ] (Added Mar 8, 2014) |
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STAR TREK 9738: Hamster Love, Car Phone, Rolling Stones, Party in Your Pants, Kevin & God, Spock Rap, Trouble with Klingons, Star Trip, Luck in the Sky with Diamonds, Star Trekkin, Do the Picard Sep 21, 1997 [ Play List ] (Added Mar 2, 2014) |
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HOOTENANNY 8343: I Get Weird, Hot Rod Lincoln, Cocaine, Party Broke Up, Talking Vietnam Potluck Blues, Dr. Freud, White Collr Holler, Talking Dust Bowl, Garbage, Small Circle of Friends, Fish Heads, Boogie in Your Butt Oct 23, 1983 [ Play List ] (Added Mar 2, 2014) |
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SCIENCE FICTION 1409: This week Dr Demento presents The History of Science Fiction in Song...from "Stardrek" and "Banned from Argo" to "Tauntauns to Glory" in 80 minutes...plus "We Won't Give 'Em Sex," "Winestoned Plowboy," "There's a Baby On the Plane", more. Mar 1, 2014 [ Play List ] (Added Mar 1, 2014) |
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KMET PART 2: Black's Beach Boogie, With the Wind and Rain in your Hair, Marijuana Munchies, Pizza's Revenge, You're so Much a Part of Me, Day they Busted Santa Claus, They Call it L.A., Last Tango in Pahrump, Sex with a Gun, Mr. Bill Dec 2, 1979 [ Play List ] (Added Feb 23, 2014) |
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KMET PART 1: Ayatollah, Son of a Gun Who Picks on Uncle Sam, Who Put the Pepper in the Vaseline, Bald Headed Woman, Man from the South, Hot Rod Race Navy Style, Copycat Game, Janie for President, Fred Blassie interview, Santa Got a Sunburn Dec 2, 1979 [ Play List ] (Added Feb 23, 2014) |
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TOP TEN 1408: The Top Ten for February, plus "Legend of the U.S.S. Titanic," Benny Bell trading verses with Dr. D on a 1982 live "Shaving Cream," an anti-Valentine classic and other surprises. Note: three of the Top Ten songs, plus Bo Burnham's "Repeat Stuff," contain the f-word and/or other common indiscretions. Feb 22, 2014 [ Play List ] (Added Feb 22, 2014) |
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Merry Minuet, Springtime for Hitler, Ahab the Arab, Call of the Freaks, Crusher, Boston Tea Party, Everything Stops for Tea, Cheese Boogie Deluxe, Was I, Split Level Head, Son of Irving, Martins and Coys, Junk Food Junkie, Spam, Wasn't that a Mighty Day, Friendly Neighborhood Narco Agent Feb 1, 1976 [ Play List ] (Added Feb 16, 2014) |
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(KLSX LIVE) DETECTIVES: Mellow Yellow, Barbecue Spuds McKenzie, Earthquake Song, Little Red Rooster, I'm Gonna Be a Country Queen, Here I Am, Lounge Pianist's Lament, Up on my Toes, radio theme medley, Big Heat, Further Adventures of Nick Danger, Adam West, Star Trekkin', Touch Yourself, Penis Envy Jan 29, 1989 [ Play List ] (Added Feb 16, 2014) |
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COMEDIANS SING PART 2 1407: Here's "Comedians Who Sing - Part 2" - comedians who sing frequently or occasionally but not primarily. Songs by Bill Cosby, Steve Martin, Phyllis Diller, Steven Wright, Jimmy Fallon, Groucho Marx, Reggie Watts, the late Sid Caesar, more. And in our first hour "That Brat Bieber," Devo Spice's Dr. Who tribute, the late Shirley Temple and lots more. Feb 15, 2014 [ Play List ] (Added Feb 15, 2014) |
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SILLY SURFING SONGS (part 2): Dead Skunk, Big Blue Frog, Lenny Frog, Rag Time, Old Maid's Ball, Sixteen Old Ladies Locked in a Lavatory, Drowning in the Surf, Hodad of the Year, I Cried for You, Kiss my Dimple, Johnny One-note, Trepidation Contest, Good Time Girl, Keep Venice Nude, Shaving Cream, It's a Gas, Hello Mudduh Hello Fadduh (MONO ONLY) Aug 25, 1974 [ Play List ] (Added Feb 9, 2014) |
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SILLY SURFING SONGS (part 1): Java Jive, Stein Song, I Can't Quit Cigarettes, Red Wing, Twenty-six Miles, Big Surfer, King of the Surf, Onion and You, Need a Little Sugar in my Bowl, Noon Balloon to Rangoon, Doggone Ding in my Ding Dong Board, Gremmie on the Loose, I Didn't Raise my Boy to be a Soldier, Trail of the Lonesome Pine (MONO ONLY) (NOTE: LAST HALF HOUR HAS TAPE DEFECTS) Aug 25, 1974 [ Play List ] (Added Feb 9, 2014) |
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VALENTINE'S DAY 1406: Weird and wonderful love songs for Valentine's Day, plus a Demented salute to the Olympics. Feb 8, 2014 [ Play List ] (Added Feb 8, 2014) |
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ADVERTISING: Guitar Comics, Sympathy for George Lucas, 1955, Walk on the Kosher Side, Always Look on the Bright Side of Life, Commercials on 45, Billboard Song, Bear Whiz Beer, Mrs. Fletcher, Sales Pitch, I Like You, I Got Crabs from Darth Vader Jul 10, 2005 [ Play List ] (Added Feb 2, 2014) |
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BLACK HISTORY MONTH 1405: A special show for Black History Month - funny stuff by African-Americans from 1900 to now. Also a tribute to Pete Seeger. Feb 1, 2014 [ Play List ] (Added Feb 1, 2014) |
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FOURTH OF JULY (part 2): Talking Vietnam Potluck Blues, Yankee Doodle, Remember Pearl Harbor, To Anacreon in Heaven, Stars and Stripes Forever, Shishkebab, Orange County, Even Fat Boys Can Make it in Santa Monica, Titties and Beer, Westward Ho, You Know my Name (Look up the Number) Jul 2, 1978 [ Play List ] (Added Jan 26, 2014) |
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FOURTH OF JULY (part 1): Star Spangled Banner, Gay Parade, Fireworks, Loosen up Laxative, D.O.A.P., I'm in Love with the Checker at Von's, Wiz of the Bible Biz, Up your Nose, What's New Pussycat?, I'm Proud to be an American, A Man Can't Be too Careful What he Signs These Days (NOTE: second hour from defective tape) Jul 2, 1978 [ Play List ] (Added Jan 26, 2014) |
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TOP TEN 1404: The Top Ten for January...plus kiddie record classics, more new snow songs, and some very juicy bonus tracks for grownups only! Jan 25, 2014 [ Play List ] (Added Jan 25, 2014) |
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(KMET LIVE) Dancing in the Dark, Lady Madonna, Virgin Madonna, Ballad of Hall & Oates, My Toot Toot, Nobody's Business but my Own, I'm Tough, Make my Day, California Kid, Me Encanta Reseda, Girl with Three Blue Eyes, Vatican Rag, World is Mine May 19, 1985 [ Play List ] (Added Jan 19, 2014) |
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Freckle Song, Jollity Farm, I Like Stinky Cheese, Tibetan Memory Trick, Columbus Discovers America, Cecil the Unwanted French Fry, Mother Goose's Wine, Mairzy Doats, Star Drek, Life is a Hot Fudge Sundae, Abdul Abulbul Amir, Guitarzan Jan 18, 1976 [ Play List ] (Added Jan 19, 2014) |
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MY 1403: I've played a lot of your requests on my show over the years. This week it's time for **my** songs. Songs with the word "my" in the title. In a whole lot of different contexts. Have fun with it! Rated PG-13. Jan 18, 2014 [ Play List ] (Added Jan 18, 2014) |
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KMET (part 2) FIRST TOP TEN: Blues Stay Away from Me, Mechanical Man, Lone Psychiatrist, Chickery Chick, Woody Woodpecker, Johnny Zero, Bar Mitzvah Boy, I Wish I Were a Fairy, Sam you Made the Pants too Long, Walking the Strings, Give me that Wine, Civilization, Hot Nuts, Boobs a Lot Mar 11, 1973 [ Play List ] (Added Jan 12, 2014) |
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KMET (part 1) CAB CALLOWAY TRIBUTE: Captain Hideous, Molasses, My Baby's 3D, Give me What You Promised, 42nd Street, Brother Bill, Mama Let me Lay it on You, Cocktails for Two, How Dry I Am, Minnie the Moocher's Wedding Day, Reefer Man, Jumping Jive, Shake Your Can, Night at Coffee Dan's, Ballyhoo, Praise the Lord and Pass the Ammunition Mar 11, 1973 [ Play List ] (Added Jan 12, 2014) |
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OLD 1402: Songs with "old" in the title are featured this week, including the complete original "2000 Year Old Man." Also songs in honor of the Polar Vortex, and a few about non-polar Hawaii. Rated PG-13 (the Fugs quietly mutter one f-word). Jan 11, 2014 [ Play List ] (Added Jan 11, 2014) |
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ALTERNATE LIFESTYLES: Chucky Cheese Hell, Star Wars Mania, Yard Sale, Louie Louie, Light my Fire, My Father's Top Drawer, Freckle Song, That's Mathematics, Math Sucks, Still Gonna Die, Old Dogs, I Wish I Was a Lesbian, Gay Parade, Since my Baby Turned Gay, I Kissed a Girl, Use the Force, Phantom Medley (MONO ONLY) Jun 20, 1999 [ Play List ] (Added Jan 5, 2014) |
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BARNES & BARNES INTERVIEW: Poisoning Pigeons in the Park, We Love the Yangtse, Monsters of the World Unite, Mother's Lament, Test Tube Baby, Triplets, High School Gym, Hicky Burr, Voyeur, Old Payola Roll Blues, Alvin's Harmonica, I Want my Baby Back, Mrs. Jaws, Titties and Beer Apr 8, 1979 [ Play List ] (Added Jan 5, 2014) |
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NEW 1401: Happy New Year! our first show of 2014 salutes the new year with songs with the word "New" in the title, including several about New York City. Rated PG-13 ("Free Water" has one f-word). Jan 4, 2014 [ Play List ] (Added Jan 4, 2014) |
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APRIL FOOL'S: fool medley, Doctor Doctor, Poor Boy, Gee, Train Kept Rolling, circus medley, Don't Dilly Dally Sally; Zip Zip, It Will Stand, Is You Is or Is You Ain't my Baby?, Rocking Little Angel (MONO ONLY); BONUS: partial September 1971 (*BAD SOUND*): Yellow Dog Blues, Nobody, St. Louis Tickle Apr 1, 1971 [ Play List ] [ Play List ] [ Play List ] (Added Dec 29, 2013) |
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medley, Pine Top's Boogie Woogie, Gloria, Youth Asserts Itself, Chattanooga Choo Choo, Sweet Sue, Mixed-up Confusion, Havana Moon, Moody Blues (MONO ONLY) Mar 25, 1971 [ Play List ] (Added Dec 29, 2013) |
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FUNNY 25 1352: Here it is - the Funny 25 for 2013! Plus a few after-Christmas and New Year's songs. Rated PG-13 (mostly for song #17). Dec 28, 2013 [ Play List ] (Added Dec 28, 2013) |
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PART TWO: Come on Everybody, Circular Impression, Unemployment is a Bitch, Them Toad Suckers, Get Your Tongue Out of my Mouth I'm Kissing You Goodbye, Naughty but Nice, You're Something Special to Me, I Love L.A., Beer Drinking Song, Silicon Valley Guy, Vaylon & Villie Jan 9, 1983 [ Play List ] (Added Dec 22, 2013) |
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PART ONE: ROCKABILLY SALUTE: Fresno Woman, Gory Story of Duane & Eddie, My Life is Good, 1984, We are in Control, 4000 Years Ago, Yogi, I Had Sex on TV, I Loved Being Naughty in 1982, Lock the Snack Bar, Go Go Go, Chicken Walk, Blue Suede Shoes Jan 9, 1983 [ Play List ] (Added Dec 22, 2013) |
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CHRISTMAS PART 3 1351: Our final holiday show of 2013...more old favorites, more new things, lots of requests and rarities. Rated PG-13. note: be sure to check out our previous December shows at dmdb.org for any of your favorites we couldn't get to this year! Dec 21, 2013 [ Play List ] (Added Dec 21, 2013) |
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WRESTLING: We are the Worms, Chicken Song, Chicken Wing Song, Metal Head, Let's Call in Sick, Tape Player Song, Control Control Data, That Old Black Magic, I Like to Hurt People, Captain Lou, Heart Throb, Andre the Giant, Marvin, Rapping Duke Apr 28, 1985 [ Play List ] (Added Dec 15, 2013) |
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Dirty Old Man, I'm a Lonely Petunia in an Onion Patch, Suicide is Painless, What me Worry, Funniest Song in the World, Two Black Crows, Man on Page 602, Stash City High School, Be Prepared, Them Poems, It's a Gas, Friendly Neighborhood Narco Agent Jan 11, 1976 [ Play List ] (Added Dec 15, 2013) |
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CHRISTMAS PART TWO 1350: Our second Christmas show for 2013 has lots more rarities plus some fine old favorites. Only a handful of these were played in 2012. Note: the bonus tracks are definitely for adults only! Other than that, this show is rated PG-13. Dec 14, 2013 [ Play List ] (Added Dec 14, 2013) |
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KMET PART TWO: Vicksburg Blues, Ballad of Marilyn Monroe, Don't Do it Some More, World War II tribute, Smoke on the Water, Praise the Lord and Pass the Ammunition, Stalin Wasn't Stallin', Coming in on a Wing and a Prayer, Titanic, Toy Bell, Nina Cocka Nina, Rack 'em Back, Fishing Blues Sep 10, 1972 [ Play List ] (Added Dec 8, 2013) |
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KMET PART ONE: Shiver and Shake, Willie the Chimney Sweeper, Bermuda Shorts, Locust Hill Rag, Work with me Annie, Annie's Aunt Fanny, Snatch and Grab it, St. Louis Blues, City Song, Night at Coffee Dan's, Pinetop's Boogie Woogie Sep 10, 1972 [ Play List ] (Added Dec 8, 2013) |
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CHRISTMAS PART ONE 1349: Here's our first Christmas show for 2013...and it's all requests! 36 great songs and comedy bits (only one of which was played in 2012) plus the Demented News and an adults-only bonus track. Dec 7, 2013 [ Play List ] (Added Dec 7, 2013) |
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BIRDS & BEES: Star Wars Cantina, Driving, Ambrose Part 5, Eddie's Apartment, Pervert's Life, Grandpa Why, Outside a Small Circle of Friends, We Won't Give em Sex, Tutti Fruity, Enter Sandman, Bees and Birds, Bumblebee Invaded a Nudist Colony, Stormtroopers are People Too, Scotsman, On the Shoulders of Freaks Feb 23, 1997 [ Play List ] (Added Dec 1, 2013) |
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FRANK ZAPPA INTERVIEW: Boogie, Laryngitis, 77 Sunset Strip, Vidiot, Take my Brain, Patent Medicine Show, Jungle Hop, Valerie, He's the Groove, 59 Volvo, Brown Shoes Don't Make It, Shift the Blame, Have your Way, Martian Boogie, Big Balls, Shaddup You Face May 17, 1981 [ Play List ] (Added Dec 1, 2013) |
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TOP TEN 1348: The Top Ten for November (last one of 2013!) plus the return of Mr. Custer (R. I. P. Larry Verne) and the Frontier Psychiatrist. Rated PG-13. Nov 30, 2013 [ Play List ] (Added Nov 30, 2013) |
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BEATLESONGS (part 2): The Big Sniff, Walk the Dog, Mercury Blues, Beatle Rap, Mr. Watt, Atarian Fantasy, Fat Girls, Winestoned Plowboy, Maple Leaf Rag, Commercials on 45, Kinky Sex, It's Good to be the King, Woodpecker Feb 21, 1982 [ Play List ] (Added Nov 24, 2013) |
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BEATLESONGS (part 1): The Invasion, Hit Me Kick Me Whip Me Baby, Mr. Bill, Ernest, One Draw, Let's Make Lust, Was I Drunk?, Rosh Hashanah, Boll Weevil, My Boyfriend Got a Beatle Haircut, Sex Toy, He's Just a Scientist, Meadow Muffin Blues Feb 21, 1982 [ Play List ] (Added Nov 24, 2013) |
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THANKSGIVING/HANUKKAH 1347: This year Thanksgiving falls on the same day as the start of Hanukkah. It's a once-in-a-lifetime event (literally) and we celebrate with eleven Demented songs for each holiday, alternating with each other! Rated PG-13 (one f-word). Nov 23, 2013 [ Play List ] (Added Nov 23, 2013) |
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(KLSX LIVE) SURFING: Nuke Beverly Hills, When Veronica Plays the Harmonica, Hope I Get Old Before I Die, Please Mr. Donahue, Doggie Doo, Wooly Bully, Hostility Song, Funky Worm, Doctorin' the Tardis, Drowning in the Surf, Surfer Joe, Simon the Sensible Surfer, Surf or Die, Rad, Rap Around Jun 26, 1988 [ Play List ] (Added Nov 17, 2013) |
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Hooray for Captain Spalding, Red Silk Stockings and Green Perfume, Wong Song, Trouble with Harry, Mother Goose's Wine, Hooray Hooray I'm Going Away, Broken Record, Mama Will Bark, Long John Blues, Cable Car Concerto, Slopposition, Shaving Cream, Hunting Song, Spam Nov 16, 1975 [ Play List ] (Added Nov 17, 2013) |
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DREAMS 1346: Our topic this week is dreams...from pleasant daydreams to total surrealism. We'll also celebrate Dr. Who's 50th anniversary with some Whovian hits. Rated PG-13 for a little rude language. Nov 16, 2013 [ Play List ] (Added Nov 16, 2013) |
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(part two) FATHER GUIDO SARDUCCI INTERVIEW: Purple People Eater, Wobblin Gobblin, European Speaks up for the U.S., Ford/Hoover Comparisons, Mr. Frump in the Iron Lung, Hospitality Blues, Bound for the Promised Land, Brain Damage, Gunga Didn't, Beatles Reunion, Pencil Neck Geek, Small Busted Women Jul 24, 1977 [ Play List ] (Added Nov 10, 2013) |
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(part one) DODGERS Song, Redneck Hippie Romance, Food, Cranky Old Yank, Nature Boy, Three Blind Jellyfish, Smog Bound, Dedicated Undertaker, Don't Touch me There, Three Little Pigs, Like a Dribbling Fram, Sunday Funnies, Skateboard Convoy, Narrow Gauge Blues, Barnacle Bill the Sailor Jul 24, 1977 [ Play List ] (Added Nov 10, 2013) |
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COMEDIANS 1345: The Comedians Sing! Vocal performances by Bill Cosby, Steve Martin, Lucille Ball, Sam Kinison, Andy Kaufman and other famous comedians not best known for their singing. Also - a 1940s battle of the sexes, dueling "Walk on the Wild Side" parodies, and a set for the vets on this Veterans Day weekend. Nov 9, 2013 [ Play List ] (Added Nov 9, 2013) |
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SUMMER CAMP: In Heaven There is no Beer, If I Only Had a Plan, Nigel, Library, Those Were the Days, 1955, We Are Dead, Dumbledore, Be Prepared, Madalena Hadalena, Great Green Gobs, Dunderbeck's Machine, Hole in the Bucket, I Got Crabs from Darth Vader Jul 17, 2005 [ Play List ] (Added Nov 3, 2013) |
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Martian Hop, It Can't Happen Here, Fat Girls, Skinny Girls, Trouble with my Trousers, I'm Hip, Elvis Imitator, Used Pet Show, Jackass Blues, Hello D.J., irty Old Man, Rosie the Riveter, I'm Changing my Name to Chrysler, Hey Fred, Pac-man Fever Apr 4, 1982 [ Play List ] (Added Nov 3, 2013) |
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TOP TEN 1344: The Top Ten for October, plus early Lou Reed, a few hunting songs, and some super requests. Be sure and hear Adam Donmoyer, he's brilliant. Nov 2, 2013 [ Play List ] (Added Nov 2, 2013) |
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PART TWO: Nuke the Whales, I'm a Gnu, Revenge, Repetition, German Air Force, Mongoloid, Futt Futt Futt, Bicycle Seat, Bloody Guts, Seven Words You Can Never Say on Television, Maple Leaf Rag, You're Breakin' my Heart, Time Warp, Let's Make a Dope Deal Feb 22, 1981 [ Play List ] (Added Oct 27, 2013) |
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PART ONE, JUNE FORAY INTERVIEW: Humming Song, Quiche Loraine, Whole World Sounds like Michael McDonald, Little Blue Riding Hood, Gee Officer Krupke, Brain Damage, Always too Tired, Leaping Lesbians, Clean Song, Piccolo Song, If You Don't Know, Humpback Whales Feb 22, 1981 [ Play List ] (Added Oct 27, 2013) |
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HALLOWEEN 1343: Here's Halloween show number two for 2013...party tunes, horror movie tunes, songs abour monsters, ghosts, ghouls, mummies and zombies. Especially zombies! New stuff and old favorites. Oct 26, 2013 [ Play List ] (Added Oct 26, 2013) |
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FIRST FUNNY FIVE: Loving You Has Made Me Bananas, Mammy, Merry Minuet, Reckless, River Blues, Three Little Fishies, Trouser Press, Straighten up and Fly Right, Martins and Coys, Masochism Tango, Omar the Vampire, It's a Gas, Spam Nov 9, 1975 [ Play List ] (Added Oct 20, 2013) |
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(KMET LIVE) FRANK ZAPPA PROFILE: Grow Mrs. Goldfarb, Fat as I am, Totally Nude, I'm a Cowboy, Quando Condo, Yuppie Song, Hole in the Bucket, Haley's Comet, Charva, Let's Make the Water Turn Black, That Dang Bomb, Seat Belts, Too Hot for You, Ice Box Man Jan 12, 1986 [ Play List ] (Added Oct 20, 2013) |
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HALLOWEEN PART 1 1342: Our first Halloween show of 2013 is here. Scary songs abound! Sick and twisted at times, but no dirty words this time. Oct 19, 2013 [ Play List ] (Added Oct 19, 2013) |
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PART TWO: Garbage, You're a Grand Old Rag, When Lulu's Gone, Santa Jaws, Ain't We Crazy, Proud Mary, Bombshell, California, Highland Park I Love You, Catch it And You Keep it, Chocolate Toenails, C.B. Savage, No No, Disco Tech, You Know my Name Look up the Number, Hot Nuts, King Kong Dec 5, 1976 [ Play List ] (Added Oct 13, 2013) |
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PART ONE: In the Mood, Christmas Chicken, Turn Loose of my Leg, El Pizza, Return of Abdul Abulbul Amir, Sally Ann, Jumping and Pecking, Too Old to Cut the Mustard, Cat Came Back, Step Right Up, Music Business Lament, Sounds Like Fun, Star Trek Blues, Beat Your Head Against the Wall, Want Ads Dec 5, 1976 [ Play List ] (Added Oct 13, 2013) |
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NATIONS 1341: We travel the world with Demented songs about nine different nations...plus songs about Jesus, Columbus, shutdowns and nuclear war. Rated PG-13 - one f-word (from South Park) and one n-word (Monty Python). Oct 12, 2013 [ Play List ] (Added Oct 12, 2013) |
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CHRISTMAS PART 1: Must be Santa, Taking Care of Christmas, This Year I'm Shopping on Ebay, Who Let the Elves Out, Dearest Mr. Claus, I Farted on Santa's Lap, Santa's Gonna Kick Your Ass, Da Turdy Point Christmas, How the Grinch Stole Hanukkah, Axl Christmas, I Want an Alien for Christmas, Fanboy Christmas, Blue Christmas Dec 3, 2000 [ Play List ] (Added Oct 6, 2013) |
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NOVELTY SONG CONTEST WINNERS: Hey Fred, Mom Always Liked You Best, Nose Job, Dead Frogs, I Get Weird, Mediocre Mama, My Wife Left Town with a Banana, Ugly, Girl from Three Mile Island, Smut, Bodine Brown, Pac-Man Fever, Take Off Apr 11, 1982 [ Play List ] (Added Oct 6, 2013) |
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THE WORLD 1340: The world is our subject - songs with "world" in the title. Plus - why "The Fox" might be so popular, and a very Demented and brilliant entertainer called Brian Kenney Fresno. Note: this show is racier than usual, with a few f-words and other candid language...but nothing truly nasty (except for the bonus track!) Oct 5, 2013 [ Play List ] (Added Oct 5, 2013) |
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HISTORY OF ROCK N ROLL/INTERVIEW WITH BARRY HANSEN: This is not a Dr. Demento program, but an interview about the history of rock music. This is not comedy or novelty. Some featured songs are: Trouble In My Way, Pink Champagne, Tutti Frutti, I Walk The Line, Hound Dog, You Keep Me Hangin' On, Sunshine Of Your Love, Up On Cripple Creek (MONO ONLY) Jan 1, 1970 [ Play List ] (Added Sep 29, 2013) |
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TOP TEN 1339: The Top Ten for September 2013, plus sharks in the ocean, rum and sex in Trinidad, flying Bibles, Bohemian gravity - and a new Dr. Demento vocal rendition of "Shaving Cream." Sep 28, 2013 [ Play List ] (Added Sep 28, 2013) |
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KMET PART 2 (BARNES & BARNES INTERVIEW): Worms, Chunder in the Old Pacific Sea, Portia and the Hollywood Wolf, Death Cab for Cutie, Fish Heads alternate verses, Taster, Please Please Me, Washington Wobble, Mr. Bill, Crazy Little Thing Called Love, Ayatollah Aug 24, 1980 [ Play List ] (Added Sep 22, 2013) |
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KMET PART 1: Shrivel Up, Let it Be, Pretty and the Wolf, Baldheaded End of the Broom, Qualudes Again, Us on a Bus, Great American Tourist, Boston Marathon, Year of the Fat, Mediocre Fred, Wild Thing, Short People, Story of the W.C., Tower Bridge Aug 24, 1980 [ Play List ] (Added Sep 22, 2013) |
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HE 1338: This week I have songs with "he" and "him" in the title. Not nearly as many of those as there are "she" and "her" songs, but I found some good ones, like "He Hit Me (and it felt like a kiss)" by Mary Powell of Bedlam A.C., and "He Ate Too Many Jelly Donuts". Lots of nice rarities in our first hour. Sep 21, 2013 [ Play List ] (Added Sep 21, 2013) |
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Ghost Riders in the Sky, The Large Dark Aardvark Song, Stinkfoot, I Love Me, Loving Me, The Interstate is Coming Through my Outhouse, Drinking Wine Spo-dee-o-dee, Was I Drunk?, October in Oxnard, You Went the Wrong Way Old King Louie, Mr. Custer, It's a Gas, Grandpa's Grave Nov 2, 1975 [ Play List ] (Added Sep 15, 2013) |
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Funny 25 KSCA 1995 (PLEASE NOTE! Due to time constraints on the original broadcast, the majority of songs in this year's countdown were abbreviated or omitted. THIS SHOW RUNS JUST UNDER ONE HOUR.) Dec 31, 1995 [ Play List ] (Added Sep 15, 2013) |
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HER 1337: This week I have songs about her...not just one person, but a stack of songs with the words "her" and/or "she" in the title. Also some rare and entertaining 78's, and a tip of the tophat to the late car dealer Cal Worthington, whose commercials kept us entertained for half a century. Sep 14, 2013 [ Play List ] (Added Sep 14, 2013) |
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LIVE AT USC PART TWO: Direct Appeal, South of the Border, Reefer Man, DOAP, White Lightning, Almost Degraded, Streaking U.S.A., Collegiate, Mechanical Man, Deteriorata, Real El Monte, Baby Let Me Bang Your Box, Ed Barbara, Boobs a Lot, Four Letter Words (MONO ONLY) Apr 13, 1975 [ Play List ] (Added Sep 8, 2013) |
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LIVE AT USC PART ONE: Go to Sleep Paul Revere, Waterloo, There's a New Sound, The Blob, Mother Goose's Wine, You'll Wonder Where the Yellow Went, Too Old to Cut the Mustard, What Did They Do to Old L.A.?, Surfer Joe, Surfer Dan, Dinghy Song, Dodger Stadium, Sweet Violets #2 (MONO ONLY) Apr 13, 1975 [ Play List ] (Added Sep 8, 2013) |
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FASHION 1336: As people pick out their fall outfits, it's time for another Dr. Demento fashion show! Seventeen songs and comedy bits, and one poem, all about clothes. No duplication with our April 6 clothing show! Also "Miley - The Sequel," "Don't Sneeze When You Eat Saimin," "Strange Things In My Soup" and lots more surprises. Sep 7, 2013 [ Play List ] (Added Sep 7, 2013) |
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BABIES: Save the Beer, In my Country, Carburetor Song, Use the Force, Geek's Revenge, Singing in the Bathtub, I'm a Slug, Doctor Worm, Online Romance, Tubular Boobular, She's Big and Round, Annie Had a Baby, Baby Zone, Memo to Droola, Baby Sitting Boogie, Phantom Medley, Hey Phantom Menace Jun 13, 1999 [ Play List ] (Added Sep 1, 2013) |
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STORYTIME: Who Drank my Beer, You Ain't Here, Sewer Hole, Acne Blues, Medac, Monkey and Baboon, Summertime Blues, Hole in the Bottom of the Lake, Cupcakes, Hector the Garbage Collector, Who Shot J.R.?, Der Fuehrer's Face, Shaving Cream Jul 20, 1980 [ Play List ] (Added Sep 1, 2013) |
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WORK/TOP TEN 1335: Work may not always be funny, but it has inspired a lot of funny songs (it should, considering all the time some of us spend at work). Some of the best are on this show...and the Top Ten too! Aug 31, 2013 [ Play List ] (Added Aug 31, 2013) |
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CHRISTMAS PART 2: Surfer's Christmas List, Bebop Santa Claus, Santa Jaws 1 & 2, Donde Esta Santa Claus, I Want a Beatle for Christmas, Chincy Old Scrooge, Santa Claus Blues, Open me First, Christmas Balls, Twelve Days of Christmas Dec 23, 1979 [ Play List ] (Added Aug 25, 2013) |
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CHRISTMAS PART 1: Wreck the Halls, White Christmas, Good King Kong Looked Out, Have a Jewish Christmas, Ayatollah Khomeini Doll, I Want You for Christmas, Make a Daft Noise for Christmas, Santa Claus is Dead, Christmas Dragnet Dec 23, 1979 [ Play List ] (Added Aug 25, 2013) |
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VACATIONS 1334: There are some very funny songs about vacations...and most of them are recaps of vacations just taken. So with vacation season winding down, I figured now's the best time to play 'em. Boobies and elephants enliven our first hour! Aug 24, 2013 [ Play List ] (Added Aug 24, 2013) |
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April Showers, Hot Rock Radio, How Sweet to be an Idiot, Alcoholic Blues, Whale Oil, I Am Whale, Dirty Old Man, Miss Anne Elk, Hockey Song, In the Eyes of my Dog, Hospitality Blues, Male Chauvinist Piglets, Who's Afraid of the Big Bad Wolf, Hamster Love, Making Love in a Subaru, Animal Crackers Apr 16, 1978 [ Play List ] (Added Aug 18, 2013) |
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CORNY MUSIC: Tie Me Kangaroo Down Sport, If, Ballad of Ole Svenson, Poofter's Froth Wyoming Plans Ahead, Obese Man, Swimming with the Women, One Meatball, Black Bear Road, I Get A Kick Out of Corn, Wabash Blues, Hotcha Cornia, Spam, Noshville Katz, Junk Food Junkie, Gnu, Big Bruce Oct 26, 1975 [ Play List ] (Added Aug 18, 2013) |
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CATS 1333: We feature cat songs this week. Funny cat songs are not as plentiful as cat videos, probably because they require more talent to entertain. Here are some of the best I've found. Also this week: the legendary Pete "Mad Daddy" Myers, "Idi Amin Meets Eydie Gorme," and Andy Kaufman's first tapes. Aug 17, 2013 [ Play List ] (Added Aug 17, 2013) |
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PART TWO: Legendary Chicken Fairy, Eggplant that Ate Chicago, Avacado, We're in the Money, Polka Dotted Pollywumpus, Son of Irving, New Yo Yo Song, Home in Pasadena, El Pizza, I Ain't Got Nobody, Small Sad Sam, Lydia the Tattooed Lady, It Never Rains in Sunny California, Martian Hop, Snootful of Snow, Chaos, Walter Wart, Ballad of Irving, Vatican Rag (MONO ONLY) Jan 20, 1974 [ Play List ] (Added Aug 11, 2013) |
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PART ONE: Tale of the Comet Kohoutek, Got a Date with an Angel, Square Dance Hilda, My Man Stands Out, Pistol Packing Mama, Frazier the Sensuous Lion, What's New at the Zoo, Light my Fire, Reefer Man, Sparky and the Dawn Patrol, Rubber Biscuit, Forest Lawn, Plexiglass Toilet, Powerhouse, Woodsy, Masculine Women Feminine Men, Dirty Love, Old Shep (MONO ONLY) Jan 20, 1974 [ Play List ] (Added Aug 11, 2013) |
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DOGS 1332: We celebrate the dog days of August with some demented doggie ditties! The amazing interactions of humanity with dogdom (caninity?) are the subject of songs and comedy bits from the heartwarming to the scathing. The first hour is a fantastic free-for-all. Rated PG-13. Aug 10, 2013 [ Play List ] (Added Aug 10, 2013) |
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ITALIAN DEMENTIA: Back got Back, Barbie Girl, Demi Moore, I Bit William Shatner, I Sweep the Sidewalk with a Hose, Pastafazoola, Pizza to Go, Lasagna, Italian Song, Pepino the Italian Mouse, Shaddup you Face, Eh Cumpari, Suspenders, Chainsaw Juggler Feb 16, 2003 [ Play List ] (Added Aug 4, 2013) |
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JOHN LANDIS CO-HOST: Boats, Chinese Mule Train, To Mommy, Hook's Waltz, Beans & Cornbread, Beware Brother Beware, When I See an Elephant Fly, Untouchables theme, Quando Quando, Sink the Bismark, I Don't Want to Get Drafted, Psycho Chicken, Who Shot J.R.? Aug 10, 1980 [ Play List ] (Added Aug 4, 2013) |
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TOBACCO 1331: Tobacco...the smoke may be noxious but the songs are funny! This show has a tall stack of 'em, plus the Pachelbel Rant, the Classical Rap (it's really about living large in NYC) and four songs about smut. Plus, by popular demand, some Bonus Tracks (adults only!) Aug 3, 2013 [ Play List ] (Added Aug 3, 2013) |
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PART TWO: If You Don't Know, Close Encounters of the 4th Kind, You're Lousy, Dirty Mother for You, Meet Me by the Ice House Lizzie, Credit Card Song, Who'd You Do the Juju To?, Radio Ham, Beatles Reunion, Frosty the Dope Man, Piggies, Bagel Tree Aug 27, 1978 [ Play List ] (Added Jul 28, 2013) |
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PART ONE: Noshville Katz, Hold the Mustard, Stacy Brown Got Two, Flasher, Ajax Liquor Store, Killing All the Stoners, Salt Peanuts, Herbert the Pervert, 9 O'Clock, Gringo, Chattanooga Choochoo, Mountain Spaztic, Hollywood Holiday, Portia & the Hollywood Wolf Aug 27, 1978 [ Play List ] (Added Jul 28, 2013) |
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TOP TEN 1330: The Top Ten for July 2013, plus preachers, vampires, freebirds, Beatles, self-flushing toilets and the story of the hootchy-kootchy dance. Jul 27, 2013 [ Play List ] (Added Jul 27, 2013) |
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It's Sister Ginny's Turn to Throw the Bomb, Dragnet Goes to Kindergarten, Black and Blue Danube Waltz, Pickle in the Middle with the Mustard on Top, Almost Degraded, Pistol Packing Mama, Respect, Boogie, Lumberjack Song Oct 19, 1975 [ Play List ] (Added Jul 21, 2013) |
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KLSX CHRISTMAS PART 2: Everywhere it's Christmas, Chaotic Christmas, Deck Yourself, Wreck the Halls, I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus, Christmas in Mount Idy, Rudolph the Brown Nosed Reindeer, Merry Old Philosopher, Gridlock Christmas, Soap on a Rope, Twelve Days of Christmas, Visit from St. Nicholson, Twelve Demented Days of Christmas (MONO ONLY) Dec 20, 1987 [ Play List ] (Added Jul 21, 2013) |
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VEGETABLES 1329: This week we celebrate vegetables and those who love them. And fruits too. Beans, bananas, and all the rest. Also starring: aardvarks, spaghetti, and some naughty stuff. Rated PG-13. Jul 20, 2013 [ Play List ] (Added Jul 20, 2013) |
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PART TWO: Pico and Sepulveda, Rats in my Room, Small Sad Sam, Masculine Women Feminine Men, So and So, Cohen at the Telephone, Mad Laughing Record, Boy Wonder I Love You, It's a Gas, Boobs a Lot, Grunt Song, Fat Bog Blues, Lady is a Tramp, Vatican Rag, Davy's Dinghy Sep 2, 1973 [ Play List ] (Added Jul 14, 2013) |
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PART ONE: Real Batman, Biggest Kanakas in Hawaii, That's Easy to Say, Barney Google, Pico and Sepulveda, Ain't it Great to be Kookie?, It Never Rains in Sunny California, Woody Woodpecker, Basketball Jones, Powerhouse, 2001 Polkas, Operation Blues, Animal Crackers in my Soup, Polly Wolly Doodle Sep 2, 1973 [ Play List ] (Added Jul 14, 2013) |
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RANDOM 1328: Another random choice show this week - songs selected purely at random from our vast library of musical insanity! Jul 13, 2013 [ Play List ] (Added Jul 13, 2013) |
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STAR TREK 9542: Highly Illogical, Do the Clinton, Shoot There it is, Breaking up is Hard on You, Happy Ending, Buying a Bed, When You're Hot You're Hot, Beam me up Scotty, Trouble with Klingons, Do the Picard, Sisko's Kid, Yoda, Lunchlady Land Oct 15, 1995 [ Play List ] (Added Jul 7, 2013) |
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DICKIE GOODMAN INTERVIEW 8125: Battle of Kookamunga, Singing in the Bathtub, Listening to the Flowers Grow, My Baby's Got Rabies, I Know What Boys Like, Mr. Jaws, Flying Saucer, Watergrate, Harry's Jockstrap, Lonesome Cowboy Burt, I Used to Work in Chicago, Bubbling Brain Cells, Shaddup You Face Jun 21, 1981 [ Play List ] (Added Jul 7, 2013) |
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BICYCLES AND MOTORCYCLES 1327: Dementia rides on two wheels this week - bicycles and motorcycles! Plus the Hipster Apocalypse, and lots of requests. Rated PG-13 (except for the bonus tracks). Jul 6, 2013 [ Play List ] (Added Jul 6, 2013) |
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BRITISH DEMENTIA AND MONTY PYTHON TOP TEN (part 2): Lion and Albert, Reluctant Cannibal, Q-5 Piano Tune, Thank you Very Much, Quark Strangeness and Charm, Winker's Song, My Girl's Pussy, Gnu Song, God Save the Queen, Crunchy Frog, Dead Parrot, Always Look on the Bright Side of Life, Lumberjack Song, Spam Jul 13, 1980 [ Play List ] (Added Jun 30, 2013) |
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BRITISH DEMENTIA FROM SAN FRANCISCO (part 1): Miss Ann Elk, I'm the Urban Spaceman, Interesting Facts, When I'm Cleaning Windows, Pinball Wizard, Great Bell, Ying Tong Song, Limerick Writers, Lily the Pink, Cactus in my Y-fronts, Nuts Jul 13, 1980 [ Play List ] (Added Jun 30, 2013) |
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AMERICA 1326: This year our Fourth of July show has an hour of Demented songs about America and Americans. The first hour includes a new "unplugged" performance of "Eat It" by Weird Al, plus another recently rediscovered Allan Sherman parody and some great new songs about gaming. Note: "Cowboys Are Frequently Secretly...." and "U.S. F-in A." have brief explicit language. Jun 29, 2013 [ Play List ] (Added Jun 29, 2013) |
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(part 2) ARTHUR GODFREY TRIBUTE: Ballad of Bloody Guts, Peeping Tom, Steve Spielberg Give me Some of Your Money, Ballad of Scott Ehrlich, Pretty and the Wolf, Star Turn on 45, I'm a Lonely Little Petunia in an Onion Patch, St. James Infirmary, What Noise Annoys a Noisy Oyster, I Love you Because You're Fat, Dentist Mar 27, 1983 [ Play List ] (Added Jun 23, 2013) |
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(part 1) Leader of the Bland, Eskimo, Put Down Your Cigarette, I Love my Cat's Meow, My Girl's Pussy, Tale of the Cheese, Chicken Wings, Seven Words You Can Never Say on Television, Muleskinner Blues, Campus Rules, Wines/Jack, Hit by a Car, Outside the Hospital, Little More Gauze Mar 27, 1983 [ Play List ] (Added Jun 23, 2013) |
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TOP TEN 1325: The Top Ten for June 2013, plus Superman songs old and new, secret agents, narco agents, Gefilte Joe, Mel Brooks, Lenny Bruce. Jun 22, 2013 [ Play List ] (Added Jun 22, 2013) |
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Alley Oop, Come up and See me Sometime, Yokohama Mama, Parents Song, Tom Tom the Piper's Son, Cockfight, Cheese Boogie Deluxe, Everyone Says I Love You, Cheepness, Buggy Boogie Woogie, Loving Me, You Went the Wrong Way Old King Louie, I Want My Baby Back, Spam Oct 12, 1975 [ Play List ] (Added Jun 16, 2013) |
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(KLSX LIVE) MOJO NIXON & SKID ROPER INTERVIEW: Happy New Year, Thanks For What, Just Say No, CPA, Yuppie Drone, Going Down the Cosmic Drain, Led Zeppelin Medley, Hungover, 44 Magnum Blues, I'm Gonna Dig up Howling Wolf, Oh Oh Oafrah, Lincoln Logs, Shout Bamalama, Do the Freddie, Gimme Shades, Star Trekking extended version Jan 3, 1988 [ Play List ] (Added Jun 16, 2013) |
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FATHER'S DAY 1324: Happy Father's Day! Father's day songs are quite different from Mother's Day songs...here are an hour's worth of examples. Also a farewell to Don Bowman, "Paradise In My GPS," "Phonetic Punctuation," "Jim Beam Me Up, Scotty" and lots of requests. Jun 15, 2013 [ Play List ] (Added Jun 15, 2013) |
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OCTOBER 1972 KMET (part two): Dad Gum Your Hide Boy, The Navy Gets the Gravy, Frankenstein Stomp, Jukebox Saturday Night, Zelda Klotz, Mopity Mope, Two to Tango, It was Awful, Taboo, Nature Boy, Serutan Yob, At My Front Door, Monster Mash, The Love Bug Will Bite You, Real Batman, Mummy, Mama Get the Hammer (MONO ONLY) Oct 29, 1972 [ Play List ] (Added Jun 9, 2013) |
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OCTOBER 1972 KMET (part one): Close the Door, Open the Door Richard, Henry Kissinger, Countdown, I'm no Communist, Watching for the Boogie Man, Hellhound on my Trail, Aba Daba Honeymoon, Football, Looking like Something that Ain't, Mexican Joe, Tell Laura I Love Her, Come On, The Congo, Daddy Cool, Mona, Changes, I Didn't Know the Gun was Loaded (MONO ONLY) Oct 29, 1972 [ Play List ] (Added Jun 9, 2013) |
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SUMMER 1323: Songs of summertime fun this week! Baseball, bratwurst, the beach, and Dr Demento's own favorite summer camp songs. Also a rare Bobby Pickett novelty, and Allan Sherman in his cups. This show is rated PG-13 Jun 8, 2013 [ Play List ] (Added Jun 8, 2013) |
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VACATION: Beam me up Scotty, Bedrock Rap, 1955, Shaving Cream, Abalone, Pillsbury Cookie Dough, Christmas Season, I Need a Vacation, There's a Baby on the Plane, Cloud 9 Motel, Biggest Ball of Twine in Minnesota, Axel F, I Got Crabs from Darth Vader, Dumbledore Aug 7, 2005 [ Play List ] (Added Jun 2, 2013) |
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FISHING: Lizzie Borden, Hostility Song, Uncle Hiram's Homemade Beer, Don't Worry Be Happy, Hey Roger, Girl Fight Tonight, Campaign 88, Astrology Rap, Part Time Job from Hell, Fishing Blues, Behold the Mighty Fisherman, Fish Lake, Walleye, Safe Sex Report, Surfing USSR, Polka Dot Undies, Doctoring the Tardis Jul 24, 1988 [ Play List ] (Added Jun 2, 2013) |
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JAZZ 1322: The joint is jumpin' with an hour of Demented jazz this week! No duplication with the March 9th show. Also, by popular demand, "They're Coming To Take Me Away" all the way through - backwards, and other assorted freakouts. Jun 1, 2013 [ Play List ] (Added Jun 1, 2013) |
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PART TWO: Washing Harry Down the Sink, STANLEY RALPH ROSS INTERVIEW, Fernando, Lost Without You, Sunday Chinese Dinner, East L.A., 50 Mile Hike, Chaos, Video Games, Take Off, Those Two Dreadful Children, 3-D TV, Nixon's the One, I Love Rocky Road Aug 29, 1982 [ Play List ] (Added May 26, 2013) |
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PART ONE: Commercials on 45, Soap Opera, Annie Logan Eat Your Heart Out, Looking at Girls, La Bomba, Last Blast of the Blasted Bugler, Teenage Prostitute, Texas has a Whorehouse in it, Miss Pinky, Inflationary Language, I Don't Go, Gumball Wizard, I'm not Gonna be a Hippie Anymore, Coin Machine, Do Re Mi Aug 29, 1982 [ Play List ] (Added May 26, 2013) |
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TOP TEN/MARK COHEN INTERVIEW 1321: The Top Ten for May 2013, plus an interview with Mark Cohen, author of the new Allan Sherman biography Overweight Sensation. Includes rare tapes and fascinating insights about the great song parodist. May 25, 2013 [ Play List ] (Added May 25, 2013) |
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Tain't no Sin to Take Off Your Skin, Let it All Hang Out, Popcorn Song, I'll Be Glad When You're Dead, Since They Stole the Spittoon, I'm Twisting Loops in Pretzels, Desert Blues, Bury Me in my Shades, I Ain't Gonna Give Nobody None of this Jelly Roll, Sidewalk Surfing Oct 5, 1975 [ Play List ] (Added May 19, 2013) |
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Ballad of the Yellow Berets, Wasn't That a Party, Plexiglass Toilet, Bad Humor Man, Pass the Kouchie, Chocolate Freak, Beep Beep, Smut, Valley Girl, Gumball Wizard, White Collar Holler, King of Suede May 13, 1984 [ Play List ] (Added May 19, 2013) |
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A CAPPELLA PART 2 1320: All musical instruments are banned from the second half of this show, as we further explore the Demented side of a cappella. (How did that car horn get in there?) More than a dozen requests in the first half. Rated PG-13 (except for the bonus track). (For more a cappella Dementia check out our 1-12-13 show). May 18, 2013 [ Play List ] (Added May 18, 2013) |
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100TH ANNIVERSARY OF THE PHONOGRAPH (part 2): Fireman Cowboy, Water Song, Voyeur, Everybody Wants a Little Peace, Metronews Interview, Blue Yodel, Shiek of Araby, This is Stereo, Six White Horses, Beatles Christmas 1965, Step Right Up, Our Old Friend Dr. D, Chicken Song, Forward into the Past Nov 27, 1977 [ Play List ] (Added May 12, 2013) |
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100TH ANNIVERSARY OF THE PHONOGRAPH (part 1): Winestoned Plowboy, Mary Had a Little Lamb, Burglar's Experience, Sleighride Party, Uncle Josh on a Street Car, Don't Eat the Yellow Snow, Fire Bird, Frankfurter Sandwiches, Stinko the Narc, 50 Ways to Make a Hit Record, Crazy Blues, Crossroad Blues Nov 27, 1977 [ Play List ] (Added May 12, 2013) |
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MOTHERS 1319: Our new Mother's Day show has over an hour of motherly Dementia, including songs by Frank Zappa's Mothers of Invention - plus "Free Mexican Airforce," "Timothy" and lots more. Rated PG-13. May 11, 2013 [ Play List ] (Added May 11, 2013) |
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DIETING: Eat too Much, Ooh Don't Touch That, Life Sucks then You Die, Laptop Unit, Diet Song, You People are Fat, Just Elvis, Fat Man's Prayer, Snack by Snack, Housewives on Diet Pills, Stacy Brown's Got Two, They're Coming to Take me Away in Spanish, I Hope you Got Fat, Wizard of Arkansoz, Help I'm White and I Can't Get Down Jan 17, 1993 [ Play List ] (Added May 5, 2013) |
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COLLEGE: Three Little Fishies, There's a Hole in the Bottom of the Lake, Gwana Gwana Gwana, Little Fly Song, College Life, Campus Rules, Silicon Valley Guy, Teach me Tiger, Your Cat Can Do the Cube, Hamster Love, Doctor of Dementia, Ice Box Man, Hey E.T., A Cowboy Needs a Horse Oct 10, 1982 [ Play List ] (Added May 5, 2013) |
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PLACES 1318: This week we celebrate curious places...towns, cities, states and countries, real and imaginary. Also lots of requests, and farewells to George Jones and Bob Brozman. Rated PG-13. May 4, 2013 [ Play List ] (Added May 4, 2013) |
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PART TWO: We Will All Go Together When We Go, Happy Birthday, Too Old to Cut the Mustard, Please Forgive my Misconduct Last Night, Squalor, Parts, Physical, Pictures from Sweden, Let's Make Lust, I Eat Kids, Birds and the Bees, Moose Turd Pie, Another One Rides the Bus Feb 1, 1981 [ Play List ] (Added Apr 28, 2013) |
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PART ONE: Meet me at the Beach, Sunset Symphony, Frustration, We're the Sunday Drivers, Driving in San Francisco, Roast Chicken Faces, You Can't do That, She Loves You, Nursery Rhymes, We are the Chuckleheads, Yes We Have no Bananas, Number One, Tiger Rag, El Pizza, Ning Nang Nong, Wipe Out Feb 1, 1981 [ Play List ] (Added Apr 28, 2013) |
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TOP TEN 1317: The Top Ten for April 2013...plus weed, beer and bondage! Hamsters and tuna fish too. Rated PG-13. Apr 27, 2013 [ Play List ] (Added Apr 27, 2013) |
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Back to School Again, I'm in Love with a Big Blue Frog, She Really Meant to Keep it, I Got Stoned and I Missed it, Nervous Exhaustion, Boobs a Lot, Whatever it is I'm Against it, Bullfighter, Pizza Man, Jonah and the Whale, Beans, Why a Duck?, Mother Goose's Wine, Highly Illogical Sep 28, 1975 [ Play List ] (Added Apr 21, 2013) |
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(KMET LIVE) FRANTICS INTERVIEW: Dirty Old Man, Rodeo Song, No Cause for Alarm, Breaking up is Hard on You, Dr. Demento Dements, Earthquake Song, Polka Dot Undies, Computer Salesman, Car Noises, Gas Station Washroom, Heavy Metal Shop, You Were Speeding, Rock Me Jerry Lewis, Candy Rapper, Last Will and Temperament Jun 8, 1986 [ Play List ] (Added Apr 21, 2013) |
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EARTH DAY 1316: Songs for Earth Day, plus a tribute to Jonathan Winters. The bonus tracks feature some J. Winters bootlegs, non-PC and not for children! Aside from that, the show is PG-13. Apr 20, 2013 [ Play List ] (Added Apr 20, 2013) |
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PART TWO: Do Something, Don't Put Onions on your Hamburger, Harry The Hipster interview, Ten Commandments, Romper Room Doobie Song, Laughing Song, So I Joined the Navy, Carnival of Venice, Van Lingle Mungo, Fly Away Tse Tse Fly, Detroit City, Gumball Wizard, Stardrek Apr 11, 1976 [ Play List ] (Added Apr 14, 2013) |
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PART ONE: Death of Mary Queen of Scots, Batman, Radio Impressions, Men from SACON, Twisting the Dials, Gimme that Old Unemployment, Hippie Love Song, Cannibal Cutie, Skateboard, Sound of Children, I Used to Work in Chicago, Ducks on the Wall, Sweet Violets Apr 11, 1976 [ Play List ] (Added Apr 14, 2013) |
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NUDITY 1315: This week's topic is nudity! Plus a 1987 chat with the late, lovely, demure Annette, and our usual dose of chaos. Rated PG-13. Apr 13, 2013 [ Play List ] (Added Apr 13, 2013) |
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ON THE FARM: Meow Meow Meow, My Baby's in Love with Eddie Vedder, Marijuana, Y2K Made my Penis Explode, Down on the Electronic Farm, Duck Butter, I'd Like to be a Cow in Switzerland, If Pigs had Wings, In the Mood, Werecow, Albuquerque Jul 25, 1999 [ Play List ] (Added Apr 7, 2013) |
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CLOTHES 1314: Our topic is clothes, from your head to your toes! Also Jim Carrey's "Cold Dead Hand" and some classic gun songs, plus a spectacular new Logan Whitehurst medley. Apr 6, 2013 [ Play List ] (Added Apr 6, 2013) |
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PICK OF THE WEEK: Bodine Brown (Great Moments in Dementia), Ricky, Robin Williams, My Mother is a Space Cadet, I Love Lucy, Saturday Morning Fever, Who's on First, Do it on the Floor, Elvis Imitators, I Write the Songs, Fighter Pilot, Happy Birthday Apr 11, 1983 [ Play List ] [ Play List ] (Added Mar 31, 2013) |
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TOP TEN 1313: Here's the Top Ten for March 2013, plus a salute to Easter...and that other rite of spring, the opening of baseball season! rated PG-13. Mar 30, 2013 [ Play List ] (Added Mar 30, 2013) |
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KMET PART TWO: Everybody's Trucking, Grease on the Seat of my Jeans, This Bus Won't Go to War, I Said my Pajamas, Public School Lunch, Pervert's Life, New Wave, Stranded Again or Punker's Lament, I Can't Stand It, Good Man is Hard to Find, Turning Japanese, My Daddy is President, Who Shot J.R.?, Another One Rides the Bus Nov 23, 1980 [ Play List ] (Added Mar 24, 2013) |
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KMET PART ONE: Carter Gets a Phone Call, Guffy the Goofy Gobbler, Fat Man's Prayer, Skinny Girls, Mae West tribute, Marijuana Polka, LSD, Do it Now, I'm Glad I'm a Boy I'm Glad I'm a Girl, It's Sister Jenny's Turn to Throw the Bomb, Ballad of Ernest Angely, I Won't be Twisting this Christmas, Batman and his Grandmother, Armpits, Clean Song Nov 23, 1980 [ Play List ] (Added Mar 24, 2013) |
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TRAINS 1312: Send in the drones! Bill "Dead Puppies" Frenzer leads off this week's show with his latest topical tune. Our special topic is near and dear to the Doctor - it's train songs, including "Down By the Station," "The Railroad Comes Through the Middle of the House," and the first-ever "Orange Blossom Special" from 1939. Mar 23, 2013 [ Play List ] (Added Mar 23, 2013) |
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Late Late Movies, Marvin, Respect, New Slant on War, Talking John Birch Blues, Back in the Saddle Again, Hoppy Gene & Me, Look at me I'm Sandra Dee, Yankee Doodle, Seat May Still be Up, Twinkle Twinkle Little Earth, Who's on First, Liz Sep 21, 1975 [ Play List ] (Added Mar 17, 2013) |
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(KLSX LIVE) MEL BLANC TRIBUTE: She Can't Find her Keys, Small Busted Women, Trolley Song, Long Beach, What I Did Last Summer, Mutant Cows, If Pigs Had Wings, Bare Necessities, EIO Song, Woody Woodpecker, Violin Lesson, Bart Simpson Rap Jul 15, 1990 [ Play List ] (Added Mar 17, 2013) |
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ST. PATRICK'S DAY/SPRING 1311: Two big events this coming week, not at all unrelated...St. Patrick's Day, and the coming of spring! We'll celebrate both with songs like "Clancy Lowered the Boom," "Poisoning Pigeons in the Park" and "Biddy McGraw" (and the straps of her bra.) Also: Rowan & Martin's "Birds and the Bees," the Age of Asparagus, and the return of Duck Logic. Rated PG-13. Mar 16, 2013 [ Play List ] (Added Mar 16, 2013) |
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PART TWO: INTERVIEW WITH ROTO ROOTER: You Can't Do Nothing Until Martin Gets Here, Meet me by the Ice House Lizzie, It Looks Like Rain, Mickey's Grand Opera, Mr. Animated Cartoon, South of the Border, 20th Century Blues, Java Jive, Crepitation Contest, TV Man, Covina Jan 26, 1975 [ Play List ] (Added Mar 10, 2013) |
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PART ONE: Whale Song, Come up and See me Sometime, Breaking into Radio Horizontally, It Came from Outer Space, Do They Hang Too Low?, True Legend of Jesse James, Rutabaga Rag, Some Little Bug, First Time Ever I Saw Your Face, Cigars, Wish You Were Here Buddy Jan 26, 1975 [ Play List ] (Added Mar 10, 2013) |
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JAZZ 1310: Here we go with a full hour of Demented Jazz - from the Original Dixieland Jass (!) Band to Cab Calloway and Slim Gaillard, and including the "Stay Demented" song Harry (The Hipster) Gibson wrote and sang just for the show. Also the Logan Awards winner for outstanding comedy song, and lots and lots of your requests. Rated PG-13. Mar 9, 2013 [ Play List ] (Added Mar 9, 2013) |
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HALLOWEEN 1995 #1: Nudist Colony of the Dead, Goblin Girl, Casting my Spell, Halloween Cut-up, Zombie Stomp, Grim Grinning Ghosts, Midnight Stroll, Halloween Spooks, It's Halloween, Vampire Bat, Looney Tune, Vampire Sleeps, Werewolves of London, Psycho, Werecow, Monster Mash Oct 22, 1995 [ Play List ] (Added Mar 3, 2013) |
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CHRISTMAS 1986: I Saw Daddy Kissing Santa Claus, Let's Blow up the Tow Truck, Teenage Lobotomy, My Heart is Artificial but my Love for you is Real, Hey Dude Let's Party, Red Christmas, Walking in an Icy Parking Lot, Soap on a Rope, Granny's Holiday Fruitcake, Cocktail Christmas, Rapping the Bear, Hey Bruce Dec 14, 1986 [ Play List ] (Added Mar 3, 2013) |
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FOOD 1309: Another food show this week...lots of tasty treats including "My Bologna," "Food to Rent" and "Bagel and Lox" (by Rochester from the Jack Benny Show). No duplication of our 2012 food shows. Rated PG-13. Mar 2, 2013 [ Play List ] (Added Mar 2, 2013) |
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KMET PART TWO, MEL BLANC INTERVIEW: Little White Duck, Donald Duck, Duck's Yas Yas, Egg Laying Contest, I Taut I Taw a Puddy Tat, Ten Little Bottles in the Sink, Toot Toot Tootsie Goodbye, Dust up his Nose, Mr. Sheene, Spam, Gilligan's Island, Teenage Romance, Doggie in the Casket, Monster Rash Jan 28, 1979 [ Play List ] (Added Feb 24, 2013) |
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KMET PART ONE: Golden Globe Award, You're the One that I Want, Day After Tomorrow's World, Acne Blues, Old Trust, To Be or not to Be Babe, Brush up Your Shakespeare, Shtiggy Boom, Laughing Louie, Sin, I Get High by Going Down, Clark & Lois, Carmen Miranda, Chinese Nights, Chinese Rhythm Jan 28, 1979 [ Play List ] (Added Feb 24, 2013) |
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TOP TEN 1308: Here's the Top Ten for February. The rest of the show is a free form free-for-all with lots of requests. And if you're grown up and broad-minded, don't miss the bonus track - the uncensored "Shave 'Em Dry." Feb 23, 2013 [ Play List ] (Added Feb 23, 2013) |
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Ragtime Cowboy Joe, I Love Trash, Jerry the Junker, I Want my Baby Back, Bloop Bleep, Rebecca Came Back from Mecca, Omar the Vampire, Say that We're Sweethearts Again, Mustache Song, Waffle Whiffer, Serenade to a Maid, Mother Goose's Wine, Ballad of Irving Sep 7, 1975 [ Play List ] (Added Feb 17, 2013) |
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(KLSX LIVE) STAR TREK: Ain't it a Beauty, Drip Drip Drip, Rub a Dub Dub, Birthday Cake Polka, Barnacle Bill the Sailor, Punk Rock Girl, Ventura Blvd. Boogie, Come to L.A., I Can Do Anything, Neutron Dance, Trouble with Klingons, If Jimmy Stewart Was Capt. Kirk, Star Trekkin' Apr 2, 1989 [ Play List ] (Added Feb 17, 2013) |
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COMPUTERS 1307: This week we recall the dawn of the home computer era, as chronicled by rare and hilarious songs made as it happened in the 1970s, 80s and 90s. Also: the Logan Awards nominees for outstanding song parody, and some excellent requests. Feb 16, 2013 [ Play List ] (Added Feb 16, 2013) |
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Eccch, Hula Cop Hop, Captain Gorgeous, Rube From a High Grass Town, Siam, Abner the Baseball, Dirty Don, He's so Unusual, Pussy Pussy Pussy, Chest X-ray, Ballad of Bilbo Baggins, It's a Gas, Nixon's the One (MONO ONLY) May 19, 1974 [ Play List ] (Added Feb 10, 2013) |
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Temptation, I Like You You're Silly, Zulu Drake, Rubber Room, Pink Elephants, Martian Gin, Shine, Little Man, I Fall Down and Go Boom, In a Mist, Wonderful Wonderful, Tiger Moan, Whatcha Gonna Do When There Ain't no Jazz, Avocado (MONO ONLY) May 19, 1974 [ Play List ] (Added Feb 10, 2013) |
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LOVE SONGS 1306: Just in time for Valentine's Day, here's our annual hour of demented love songs. Highlights include the original "Je t'aime, moi non plus" with Brigitte Bardot. Also this week: the Logan Awards nominees for Outstanding Original Comedy Song. Rated PG-13 (one of those nominees has an f-word). Feb 9, 2013 [ Play List ] (Added Feb 9, 2013) |
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HAWAII: Squirrels, Hamster Love, Aliens Really Stink, My Clone is an Idiot, Booty Man, It's All about the Pentiums, Brak's Hawaiian Vacation, Let's Talk Dirty in Hawaiian, Loving You is Surfing You, Hawaiian Lei Song, Who Stole my Pakalolo, Chainsaw Juggler, Army Careers, Epithets Jan 30, 2005 [ Play List ] (Added Feb 3, 2013) |
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CARTOON SONGS: So Long Mom, M-80, K-tel Commercial, Walter Brennan Blues, Hello Mom, Running Bare, Friday the 13th the Musical, Bingo Song, Brady Bunch, Little Animals in Heat, Popeye the Sailor Man, Look at all Those Idiots, Uncle Jack Says Relax, Mack the Knife, Kick Ass U.S.A. Jan 27, 1991 [ Play List ] (Added Feb 3, 2013) |
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PARTY RECORDS 1305: More party records this week...a full hour of rare and risque delights, forbidden fruit from the mid-20th century, rated PG-13. Also featured: the "Baby Got Back"/Jonathan Coulton/Glee kerfluffle, another primeval Oingo Boingo item, and the original "Mr. Bill" parody. Feb 2, 2013 [ Play List ] (Added Feb 2, 2013) |
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PART 2, JOHN LANDIS INTERVIEW: Minnie the Moocher, Animal House, Stand up, When I See an Elephant Fly, Louie Louie, Smoke-off, It's a Gas, My Dead Dog Rover, Window Shopping, Boogie Woogie Amputee, King Tut, Bagel Tree, Attack of the Killer Tomatoes, Titties and Beer Sep 10, 1978 [ Play List ] (Added Jan 27, 2013) |
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PART 1, SCHOOL: Hooray Hooray I'm Going Away, Back to School Again, New School Teacher, School Cafeteria, I Think We're All Bozos on this Bus, College Life, Hello There, Night Fever, Up in Smoke, Whistler and his Dog, Inflation, Fish Heads, Phonetic Punctuation, Shishkebob, Boa Constrictor Sep 10, 1978 [ Play List ] (Added Jan 27, 2013) |
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TOP TEN 1304: Here's our first Top Ten of 2013, plus songs about apes, rodents, mud sharks, guns, short shorts, and a 1964 single ("Short Dresses") with the future Dr. Demento playing piano. Jan 26, 2013 [ Play List ] (Added Jan 26, 2013) |
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(KLSX LIVE) RAY STEVENS INTERVIEW: La Isla Gilligan, Ballad of the Flying Dustman, Sideboard Song, Sniffing up Cocaine, I Forget, Would Jesus Wear a Rolex?, Jeremiah Peabody's Pills, Guitarzan, Vanna Pick me a Letter, Beer Nuts May 31, 1987 [ Play List ] (Added Jan 20, 2013) |
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Summertime Summertime, George, Cannibal Cutie, Mysterious Mose, Big Black Hat, Wasn't That a Mighty Day, Alimony, Don't Touch me There, Bicentennial, Gimme that Old Unemployment, Dear Okie, Hugging and Chalking, Dirty Old Man Jun 6, 1976 [ Play List ] (Added Jan 20, 2013) |
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RANDOM 1303: Random choice rules again this week! We've got Weird Al, Randy Newman, a Jim Henson rarity, also the very first record by the band that turned into Oingo Boingo, a song about the kidnapped heiress Patty Hearst...plus "A Day in the Life of Green Acres" featuring Damaskas with Barnes & Barnes. If you're a grownup, be sure and catch the bonus tracks at the end. Jan 19, 2013 [ Play List ] (Added Jan 19, 2013) |
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PART TWO: Here's a Little Girl from Jacksonville, Oh Mr. Mitchell, Mrs. Pettibone, Alexander's Ragtime Band, Everybody Wants my Fanny, Wet Dream, If You're a Viper, Ya Wanna Buy a Bunny?, Such a Night, Hey Liberace, 11:69 Express, Pleading Blues, Jockamo, I'll Kill Your Soul and Dare Your Spirit to Move Mar 4, 1973 [ Play List ] (Added Jan 13, 2013) |
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PART ONE: Doggie in the Window, My Dog has Fleas, Hymn for a Sunday Evening, Go to the Mardi Gras, The Blob, Humphrey Bogart Rhumba, Waring's Pennsylvanians medley, Old Payola Roll Blues, Tying a Knot in the Devil's Tail, Java Jive Mar 4, 1973 [ Play List ] (Added Jan 13, 2013) |
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A CAPPELLA 1302: Songs about winter snows, Eskimos, and the gluteus maximus...plus an hour of a cappella Dementia (no instruments allowed!) Even Dr. D's announcements are a cappella this week. Jan 12, 2013 [ Play List ] (Added Jan 12, 2013) |
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Space Girl, Interesting People, I Need Your Help Barry Manilow, Disneyland Dream, Wildwood Flower, Punk Rock Drives Me Disco, Folk Song Army, Hard Core Granola, Roast Chicken Faces, Teenage Lobotomy Feb 8, 1981 [ Play List ] (Added Jan 6, 2013) |
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TRAINS 9410: Middle of the House, Do the Clinton, One Hen, I'm a Train, Choo Choo Ch'boogie, We're Rocking in the Rest Home, Untie my Ankles, What the Engine Done, Way Down Deep You're Shallow, It's Time for Killing Barney Mar 6, 1994 [ Play List ] (Added Jan 6, 2013) |
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NO LYRICS 1301: This week the Doctor features an hour of funny songs with no lyrics, and mostly no voices. It's amazing, the laughs you can get with music alone! Also Stardrek, some hobbit songs, and a tribute to Ray Collins of the Mothers of Invention. Jan 5, 2013 [ Play List ] (Added Jan 5, 2013) |
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PREACHING THE BLUES WITH MARY ALDIN: I Wish you Would, How you Want it Done, Freeze, Sarah Jane, Lightning Jump, Walking Blues, Packing Trunk Blues, I Don't Know, What's the Matter Now, My Toot Toot, Hound Dog, T-Bone Shuffle, Don't Make me Pay for his Mistakes (MONO ONLY) May 5, 1985 [ Play List ] (Added Dec 30, 2012) |
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FUNNY 25 1252: You survived Christmas and/or Hanukkah - now reward yourself with our countdown of the 25 hottest, coolest, most requested Deeeemented discs of 2012! Plus a couple of after-Christmas and New Year's songs for good measure. #24 has a couple of f-bombs, otherwise it's PG-13. Dec 29, 2012 [ Play List ] (Added Dec 29, 2012) |
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PART TWO: Enough is Enough, Valley Guy, Jerry the Junker, Another Puff, E.T. and his Adventures in L.A., Social Errors, Dentist, Study in Scarlet, Stinky Breath, Stairway to Gilligan's Island, Circular Impression, Fish Heads, Scotsman Feb 27, 1983 [ Play List ] (Added Dec 23, 2012) |
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PART ONE: We're Coming to Your House, Those Two Dreadful Children, Richard Pryor Burning Up, Beaver Cleaver Fever, Suicide is Painless, God Save the Sex Pistols, Bears are Taking Over Yellowstone, Big Balls, Harder than Your Husband, Rainy Day Women # 12 & 35, Ode To Billy Joel, I Love You Because You're Fat Feb 27, 1983 [ Play List ] (Added Dec 23, 2012) |
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HOLIDAY PART 3 1251: Balls On Your Christmas Tree! The Mushroom Tabernacle Choir! Our final Christmas show for '12 has lots more favorites and rarities...including an early live version of "Open Me First" by Ogden Edsl with the part that's usually left out. Rated PG-13. Dec 22, 2012 [ Play List ] (Added Dec 22, 2012) |
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You Have to be Slightly Crazy to be on the Radio, Green Door, I Had but 50 Cents, Smut, Biggest Parakeets in Town, Skinny Dipping, Nellie the Nudist Queen, Don't Bogart Me, Jungle Boogie, Springtime for Hitler, Highly Illogical, Cockroach that Ate Cincinnati Aug 31, 1975 [ Play List ] (Added Dec 16, 2012) |
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CANADA: How I Spent my Summer Vacation, Walleye, Grand Old Oprah, Amoeba Hop, Hospitality Blues, Hey Ba Ba Rebop, Zombie Jamboree, Canada Is, Keith Richard's Blood, Villie & Vaylon, Rodeo Song, Dentist, Would Jesus Wear a Rolex, Hey Rocky Jun 14, 1987 [ Play List ] (Added Dec 16, 2012) |
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HOLIDAY #2 1250: Our second two-hour holiday blast for 2012 features "I Want a Hippopotamus for Christmas," "Cockroach Christmas," "Christmas on Acid," "Christmas With the Zombies," "Dysfunctional Family Christmas," that immortal carol "Whip Me Santa Claus," and a second stack of Hanukkah hilarity as well. PG-13 (except for the bonus tracks!) Dec 15, 2012 [ Play List ] (Added Dec 15, 2012) |
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KMET SEPT 1972 (part 2): Christopher Columbus, Take a Whiff on Me, I Dig Rock & Roll Music, You Can't Get Away from It, Everybody Loves You, Cecilia, My Bebop Daddy, Why Don't You do me Right?, William Jennings Bryan speech, Seattle Hunch, Route 66, Down Home Special, top five Sep 3, 1972 [ Play List ] (Added Dec 9, 2012) |
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KMET SEPT 1972 (part 1): Rock Island Line, Telstar, I Hate Music, Inka Dinka Do, Birthday Cake Polka, I'm not a Juvenile Delinquent, Tequila, El Paso, 16 Tacos, Elevator Woman, 4000 Years Ago, Donald Duck, Stein Song, Back to School One More Time, Betty Boop, I Wanna be Loved by You Sep 3, 1972 [ Play List ] (Added Dec 9, 2012) |
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HOLIDAY PART 1 1249: The first of our three holiday shows for 2012. I don't know how they do it, but people still keep thinking of new twists on the Christmas legend! Some great ones here, along with forgotten blasts from holidays past and some hardy perennials. Rated PG-13. Dec 8, 2012 [ Play List ] (Added Dec 8, 2012) |
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MARRIAGE: It's Still Billy Joel to Me, Come as You Are, Like Pink but not Quite, New Age Girl, Nights in White Castle, Romping Through the Swamp. Big Bopper's Wedding, My Wife Left Town with a Banana, I Want to Marry a Lighthouse Keeper, Phantom Medley (MONO ONLY) Jun 6, 1999 [ Play List ] (Added Dec 2, 2012) |
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OUTER SPACE: Yuppie Song, Blue Jeans, I Hate Cats, Rocky Meets Moose, Tell me You Love me Lyn Chow, Martian Boogie, Creatures from Outer Space, Destination Moon, Star Trip, Major Connie (First Cow in Space), Earth Girls are Easy Feb 24, 1985 [ Play List ] (Added Dec 2, 2012) |
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TOP TEN 1248: The Top Ten for November 2012, plus some Larry Hagman rarities, lots of requests and not one single Christmas song. (We'll have plenty of those next week!) PG-13 (except for the bonus tracks). Dec 1, 2012 [ Play List ] (Added Dec 1, 2012) |
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NICK LUCAS TRIBUTE & TOP TEN (part 2): I Love Mickey, Mad Dogs and Englishmen, Battle of Nuke War Dreams, Chocolate, Bike, Psychopathic Sally from San Fernando Valley, Cruising in Van Nuys, Shock Treatment, Pervert's Life, I Love Rocky Road Aug 1, 1982 [ Play List ] (Added Nov 25, 2012) |
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STEVE DAHL INTERVIEW & SURFING SPECIAL (part 1): Fernando, Why Do You Wear a Mustache?, E.T. and his Adventures in L.A., K-39, Surfer Joe, I'm Surfing, Hooked on Surf, Concert Tour of Mars, Count Aug 1, 1982 [ Play List ] (Added Nov 25, 2012) |
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LAWYERS 1247: Our special topic is lawyers. We also cover the Twinkie crisis, the Petraeus scandal, Disney/Star Wars, and the world's oldest computer. At the end of the show, there's a truly magnificent symphony of flatulence (with electric guitar). Rated PG-13. Nov 24, 2012 [ Play List ] (Added Nov 24, 2012) |
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Take me out to the Bull Fight, Pass the Udder Udder, Singing in the Bathtub, Let me Call you Sweetheart, Almost Degraded, Uncle Josh in a Chinese Laundry, They're Here, Cheddaranian National Anthem, Martian March, The Seat may Still be up, Spam, It's a Gas, Rubber Biscuit Aug 24, 1975 [ Play List ] (Added Nov 18, 2012) |
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WEIRD AL INTERVIEW: Baby Take your Teeth out, So Happy, Stevie's Spanking, Boys Just Want to Have Sex, Bertha Butt Boogie, School of Creative Border Crossing, I'm Not Answering the Phone, This is the Life, My Dead Friend Chester, You're Still not Safe in a Japanese Car Nov 25, 1984 [ Play List ] (Added Nov 18, 2012) |
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THANKSGIVING 1246: Our Thanksgiving show has music and comedy for the holiday, and also some musical turkeys for Turkey Day - songs so bad they're hilarious! Many of them are new to the show this year. Also, some new Jonathan Coulton and (in the bonus tracks) Stephen Lynch. Language is PG-13, except for the bonus tracks. Nov 17, 2012 [ Play List ] (Added Nov 17, 2012) |
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PART TWO: ZILCH FLETCHER LIVE IN STUDIO: She Was a Washout in the Blackout, Bloody Guts, Blue Gizzards, Lobotomy, Old King Tut, Old Newfie Outhouse, Ape Call, Beam me up Scotty, Gimme That Ding, You're the Pits, 200 Candles Jul 17, 1977 [ Play List ] (Added Nov 11, 2012) |
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PART ONE: Dancing in the Nude, Beatles Reunion, Drop Kick me Jesus, Them Lunch Toters, Close to You, Two Black Crows, Harv Kirshner, Mr. Grillon, Solitaire, Girl Named Johnny Cash, Turn on your TV, My Name is Hasbro, The Quest for Bridey Jul 17, 1977 [ Play List ] (Added Nov 11, 2012) |
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NONSENSE & SURREALISM 1245: This week's show features a whole lot of nonsense, and some surrealism too, from Spike Jones and the Goons to Beck and the Beatles - plus Tom Lehrer's orchestral "Hunting Song" in stereo. Parental guidance: this show has a few quick and non-sexual f-bombs, and a couple of more explicit items (including a very rare one by Burl Ives) as bonus tracks. Nov 10, 2012 [ Play List ] (Added Nov 10, 2012) |
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ZOO: Internet Man, Obscene Phone Bust, What Would Brian Boitano Do?, We Love Barney Fife, Boyfriend Song, Living Libido Loca, Worst of the Town, Baby Snakes, Gnu Song, Pandas, Nellie the Elephant, 99 Dead Baboons, Fish Heads Aug 1, 1999 [ Play List ] (Added Nov 4, 2012) |
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Little Space Girl, Got a Cold in the Nose, Biddy McGraw, Smoke Smoke Smoke that Cigarette, Masculine Women Feminine Men, Everybody Wants a Little Bit of Everybody Else's Everything, Hamster Love, Cheese Boogie Deluxe, Let Me Call You Sweetheart, Dead Puppies, Werewolves of London Feb 26, 1978 [ Play List ] (Added Nov 4, 2012) |
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TOP TEN 1244: The Top Ten for October, plus one last blast of election songs, the earliest known surviving American recording (1878) and a Hurricane Sandy song. This show rated PG-13. Nov 3, 2012 [ Play List ] (Added Nov 3, 2012) |
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KMET 1981 part 2: Let it All Hang Out, Killin' Jive, Man Who Comes to Our House, Bomb in the Mail, If You Want to be a Bird, Earthquake Song, August in Azusa, Super Duper Man, Marty Feldman Eyes Aug 2, 1981 [ Play List ] (Added Oct 28, 2012) |
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KMET 1981 part 1: Rodeo Song, Moral Majority, Fernando, Dying Cub Fan's Last Request, Hey Diana, Computer Girl, Big Sniff, Take Over, Duck Butter, Ikey & Mikey, Rhapsody From Hungery Aug 2, 1981 [ Play List ] (Added Oct 28, 2012) |
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HALLOWEEN #2 1243: Here's Round Two of our Halloween blast for 2012. Lots of hits from the catacombs plus new scary tunes (including two more tracks from "Eduardo O'Lantern" by TV's Kyle, the best new Halloween release I've heard this year). The show is PG-13; there's a bonus track that isn't. Note #1: the Top Ten for October airs next weekend. Note #2: I've tried not to duplicate last year's Halloween shows too much; those are still streamable right here at www.drdemento.com. Oct 27, 2012 [ Play List ] (Added Oct 27, 2012) |
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Does the Spearmint Lose it's Flavor?, Boy Scouts, Look at me I'm Sandra Dee, Drowning in the Surf, Tie me Surfer Board Down Sport, Burn me in my Shades, 4000 Years Ago, 2000 Year-old Man, Sidewalk Surfing, Inka Dinka Doo, Twisted Aug 17, 1975 [ Play List ] (Added Oct 21, 2012) |
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(KMET LIVE) FRANKIE YANKOVIC INTERVIEW: Moose Goosers, Gun Control, I Draw the Line, Slug, Harlem Shuffle, Yuppie Drone, New Horizons in Music Appreciation, Radio Song, Grammy medley, Cyclops, Computer Love, Imperial Jock, Rock me Jerry Lewis, Mr. Comet Mar 30, 1986 [ Play List ] (Added Oct 21, 2012) |
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HALLOWEEN I 1242: On our first Halloween show for 2012 we celebrate the 50th anniversary of "Monster Mash." (Something else much scarier was going on at the same time - remember? We'll have a song for that too). We also celebrate zombies, horror movies, and Weird Al's birthday. Oct 20, 2012 [ Play List ] (Added Oct 20, 2012) |
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PART TWO: The Shiek of Araby, Here Come the Martians, This Old House, Cause for Tears, Last Call for Alcohol, Legend of the U.S.S. Titanic, Oakland, Fat Boys Can Make It in Santa Monica, He Hit Me, Shaving Cream, Oh Roscoe, Dream Dirty Dreams Aug 1, 1976 [ Play List ] (Added Oct 14, 2012) |
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PART ONE: Civilization, Abominable Snowman in the Market, 8th Wonder of the World, Laughing at the Funnies, Wine with Dinner, Click Clack, Sweet Violets, What This Country Needs, How to Tap Dance, Beatles Flying Saucer, Boogie Woogie Piggy Aug 1, 1976 [ Play List ] (Added Oct 14, 2012) |
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DENTISTRY/ELECTION 1241: Double feature this week - topic #1 is dentistry, topic #2 is the coming election (plus some electoral blasts from the past). The subjects may be painful, but that only makes the songs funnier! Also some requests, and a tribute to Sheriff John. Language: PG-13. Oct 13, 2012 [ Play List ] (Added Oct 13, 2012) |
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Jordan For President, Rock 'n' Roll President, Grandpa's Spells, Lounging at the Waldorf, Get Your Juices at the Deuces, Lover's Prayer, We All Scream for Ice Scream, Going to New York, Sepulveda, Los Angeles, Spike Jones Downbeat radio show, Trouble no More, Real Batman, Garbage Man (MONO ONLY) Aug 27, 1972 [ Play List ] (Added Oct 7, 2012) |
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PSYCHEDELIA: Hairless Sister, Boy Wonder I Love You, Tell me You Love me Lin Chow, Let it All Hang Out, Johnny Passed Away, Dove Song, Van Lingle Mungo, Cadillac Heaven, Who Are the Brain Police, Like a Dribbling Fram, Hole in my Shoe, Hydrogen Atom, L.S. Bumblebee, Nellie the Elephant Mar 24, 1985 [ Play List ] (Added Oct 7, 2012) |
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FOOTBALL 1240: Are you ready for some football funnies? You got 'em on this week's show, along with "Boobs A Lot," "I Live In A Split Level Head," a different "Ode to Spot" and some neat new stuff. Language: PG. Oct 6, 2012 [ Play List ] (Added Oct 6, 2012) |
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SPECIAL AUSTRALIAN SHOW #4 (CARS): The Little Ford Rambled Right Along, Little Bo Peep Has Lost Her Jeep, Hot Rod Race, Hot Rod Lincoln, No Money Down, Schlock Rod, Dead Man's Curve, Friendly Neighborhood Narco Agent, Witch Doctor, Redback on the Toilet Seat, Flushed from the Bathroom of your Heart (NOTE: date is approximate) - MONO ONLY May 15, 1975 [ Play List ] (Added Sep 30, 2012) |
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SPECIAL AUSTRALIAN SHOW #3 (BANANAS): Loving You Has Made Me Bananas, Juanita Banana, Yes We Have no Bananas, A Song with a Peel, Baby Let Me Bang Your Box, Wong Song, Boobs a Lot, Ying Tong Song, Bounce Your Boobies, Shaving Cream (NOTE: date is approximate) - MONO ONLY May 8, 1975 [ Play List ] (Added Sep 30, 2012) |
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TOP TEN 1239: Here's the Top Ten for September...plus some political jousting, new songs from Randy Newman and South Park, a Zappa rarity (by The Penguins) and two bonus tracks for very broad-minded adults only! (Aside from those, this show is PG-13 as usual). Sep 29, 2012 [ Play List ] (Added Sep 29, 2012) |
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STAN FREBERG INTERVIEW (part 2): Looney Tune, Casper, Sensation Stomp, Banana Boat, Waste, Drink Big, Hot Dog Hot Dog Hot Dog, Lone Psychiatrist, Federal Budget, Magnetic Rag, Dan's Song, Time Warp, Another one Rides the Bus, TKO Mine Yopper Song Oct 26, 1980 [ Play List ] (Added Sep 23, 2012) |
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HALLOWEEN (part 1): Look Out There's a Monster Coming, Someone Ate the Baby, Too Young to Date, Aren't Women Wonderful, Congo, Letter from Jeepers, Spooky Weirdness, Don't Be a Singer, Good Advice, Wagner's Ring in One Minute, Cemetery Girls Oct 26, 1980 [ Play List ] (Added Sep 23, 2012) |
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RANDOM 1238: And here we go from A to Z through the Demento Archives, by random selection! I got out my looseleaf binders of paper copies of my old playlists, put on a blindfold, and whatever my finger pointed to, you hear it here, from Benny Bell singing scat to the Screaming Beatles. Language: PG-13. There's an s-word in "Always Look on the Bright Side of Life," and a homophobic slur in "Cowboy Rap." Also, I said "Jimmy Cricket" when I meant Jiminy - nobody's perfect. Sep 22, 2012 [ Play List ] (Added Sep 22, 2012) |
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DINNER WITH THE DOC: Temptation, Was I Drunk, Headaches, Jolly Green Giant, Pickle in the Middle, Sit on a Sandwich, Rutabaga Boogie, Elephant Song, Scare the Hell out of Me, Abdul Abulbul Amir, Freckle Song, Marvin, Deteriorata, It's a Gas Aug 10, 1975 [ Play List ] (Added Sep 16, 2012) |
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(KLSX LIVE) INTERVIEW WITH FRANKIE & ANNETTE: Airborne with an Ape, Jar Song, Great Poindexter, Life Sucks then you Die, I Think You Think, Annette medley, Jamaica Ska, Frankie medley, Flying Saucer, Don't Get Sand in it, Mr. Jaws '87, Penis Envy, Burger Rap Jul 26, 1987 [ Play List ] (Added Sep 16, 2012) |
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ALCOHOL PART 3 1237: Here's the third and final installment of our Alcohol Alphabet, with songs and comedy in a huge range of styles, all the way from Fred Astaire to Bubbles and the Shit Rockers. Many all time faves and also things I haven't played lately (if ever). Also a little tribute to Rollin Sullivan, who was Oscar of Lonzo & Oscar. Parental guidance: one f-word in "Liquor and Whores," plus frequent depictions of alcohol abuse. (note: Parts 1 and 2 of the Alcohol Alphabet are on the shows dated April 21 and June 16, 2012). Sep 15, 2012 [ Play List ] (Added Sep 15, 2012) |
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KMET MARCH 1975 (part 2) IRISH SONGS: Pepino, Commercial, I Got Stoned and I Missed It, Maggie, Butcher Pete, Praise the Lord and Pass the Ammunition, Dodgers Songs, Baseball Glide, Sweet Violets, It's a Great Day for the Irish, Ed Barbara (MONO ONLY) Mar 16, 1975 [ Play List ] (Added Sep 9, 2012) |
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KMET MARCH 1975 (part 1): Psychedelic Love, Mad Passionate Love, Frog Song, Rye Whiskey, South Side Pittsburgh Pennsylvania, Schlock Rod, Back in the Saddle Again, In 1492, Putting on the Ritz, letters, Cheesecake (MONO ONLY) Mar 16, 1975 [ Play List ] (Added Sep 9, 2012) |
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SCHOOL 1236: School days are here again, and here's a big stack of our funniest songs about elementary school, high school and college too...plus a Stan Freberg classic, a Zappa favorite (his catalog is back in circulation on CD and mp3!) and the B side of Weird Al's debut single (he's back in the studio working on a new album!!). Some real nice requests too. Sep 8, 2012 [ Play List ] (Added Sep 8, 2012) |
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HIPPIES/PSYCHEDELIA: I'm the Urban Spaceman, You Came from Outer Space, Stacy Brown Got Two, Does This Make me Gay?, Y2K Song, LSD Documentary, Journey to the Center of the Mind, Acid Test, Hole in my Shoe, Chainsaw Juggler Nov 7, 1999 [ Play List ] (Added Sep 2, 2012) |
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DAWS BUTLER INTERVIEW: Mr. Roberts, Lox Radio Theater, Golden Spike, St. James Infirmary, Philadelphia Lawyer, Mr. Gallagher and Mr. Shean, I Live in a Split-Level Head, Beatles at Three Mile Island, Cocaine Blues Jul 15, 1979 [ Play List ] (Added Sep 2, 2012) |
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LABOR DAY/DOGS/CATS 1235: We have a bit of a tripleheader this week, with songs about the workplace (Happy Labor Day!), dogs and cats, along with lots of requests. (note: a whole lot more funny songs about working are on our show for September 3, 2011). Language: PG-13. Sep 1, 2012 [ Play List ] (Added Sep 1, 2012) |
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TRAINS/BIRTHDAY (part 2): Runaway Train, Fireball Mail, Wreck of the Old '97, What the Engine Done, Birthday Cake Polka, The Garbageman's Daughter, Seven Fathoms Deep, Short Dresses, Root Beer on my Nose, Time Warp, Summertime Blues, Trolley Song Apr 1, 1979 [ Play List ] (Added Aug 26, 2012) |
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KMET APRIL 1979 (part 1): Dead Frogs, Old Man Atom, Flakes, Roll Me Over, Tain't no Sin to Take off Your Skin, Laughing Louie, You are so Rare to Me, Send in the Clones, Coward at the Alamo, Ikey and Mikey, Plastic Jesus Apr 1, 1979 [ Play List ] (Added Aug 26, 2012) |
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TOP TEN/PHYLLIS DILLER 1234: The top ten for August, plus an interview with the great Phyllis Diller. Also seven songs with the words "lost my" in the title. Language: PG-13. Aug 25, 2012 [ Play List ] (Added Aug 25, 2012) |
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FIRST ANNIVERSARY OF SYNDICATION: Tell me a Story, Reefer Man, LSD Made a Wreck of Me, Wasn't That a Mighty Day, Life Gets Tedious Don't It?, I Want my Baby Back, There's a New Sound, Putting on the Ritz, It's a Gas Aug 3, 1975 [ Play List ] (Added Aug 19, 2012) |
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(KLSX LIVE) ELVIS 15TH ANNIVERSARY: Elvis has Just Left the Building, I Saw Elvis in a UFO, That's Alright Mama, Elvis Presley for President, Yoga is as Yoga Does, Dominic, King is Gone, Velvet Elvis, Elvis Imitator, Elvis Rap, Baby I'm Dead, Elvis is Everywhere, Are you Lonesome Tonight? Aug 16, 1992 [ Play List ] (Added Aug 19, 2012) |
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RAP REVISITED 1233: It's Rap Revisited week, with all-time Demented hip-hop hits plus nerdcore - rap for smart people. Also some silly Sixties surf novelties. Language: lots of it on the seven bonus tracks at the end of the program! "Hollywood Liberal" and "Boogie In Your Butt" are PG-13; the rest is pretty clean. Last minute add: Devo's new song about Mitt Romney's former dog. Aug 18, 2012 [ Play List ] (Added Aug 18, 2012) |
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JULY 1974 KMET (part 2): They're Coming to Take Me Away Oy Vey, Farm Yard Melody, Honey Babe, Bald Headed End of a Broom, Bloodshot Eyes, Can you Dig It, Everybody Loves that Hadacol, Drink, Pig Got up and Slowly Walked Away, Squaws Along the Yukon, Rutabaga Boogie, Oh Roscoe (MONO ONLY) Jul 7, 1974 [ Play List ] (Added Aug 12, 2012) |
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JULY 1974 KMET (part 1): Freckle Song, Let it All Hang Out, Big Balls in Town, I Like a Funeral, Mechanical Man, Diddie Wah Diddy, Hot Fingers, I'm so Glad, Kinky Kids Parade, Who's Yehoodi, Hooty Sapperticker, King of Borneo, Elephant Story, Honey Earthers, Move Over Jehovah, Me and My Goose (MONO ONLY) Jul 7, 1974 [ Play List ] (Added Aug 12, 2012) |
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CAFFEINE 1232: This week in our second hour we celebrate caffeine. Coffee and similar beverages have inspired many songs, including funny ones. I'm sipping coffee as I write this, in fact. Note that some of those songs are about the perils of drinking too much coffee! Also a Weird Al rarity (he sings backup on "Miniature Golf") and some Martian songs in honor of Curiosity. Language: PG-13 ("One More Year" and "Midget Love" have some sexual references, and drugs turn up in the Cheech & Chong bits, to no one's surprise). Aug 11, 2012 [ Play List ] (Added Aug 11, 2012) |
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AUGUST/JULY 1972 KMET EXCERPTS: BLACK MUSIC OF THE '40's (August 6): The Honey Dripper, Who Threw the Whiskey in the Well, Straighten Up and Fly Right, Snatch and Grab It, EARLIEST KNOWN TOP FIVE COUNTDOWN (August 13): Chaos, The Thing, Everybody Wants my Fanny, Dr. Hackenbush, NO ANNOUNCEMENTS (July 30): Rum and Coca-Cola, Bozo and his Rocket Ship, Rumble, O Sole Mio, Surfing with Ned and Nelda (NOTE: This portion of the July 30 episode includes everything marked on the playlist as "not on aircheck" except "Bald Head" and the below July 30 portion includes the items NOT marked that way.) Aug 6, 1972 [ Play List ] [ Play List ] [ Play List ] (Added Aug 5, 2012) |
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STAN FREBERG INTERVIEW (part 2): Ode to my Car, Buying a Bed, Be a Hobo, Baseball and Football, New Horizons in Music Appreciation, Old Payola Roll Blues, Working Where the Sun Don't Shine, Star Wars Cantina, Bulbous Bouffant Oct 3, 1999 [ Play List ] (Added Aug 5, 2012) |
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CHILDREN'S RECORDS PART 2 1231: Here's Part II of our survey of classic children's records, from the 1940s to the 21st century, plus our usual merry miscellany. Language: Steve Goodie made a special bleeped version of "Hey, Fred Phelps" for us, but the subject matter may require a bit of parental guidance anyway. Everything else is nice and clean this week. Aug 4, 2012 [ Play List ] (Added Aug 4, 2012) |
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50 YEARS OF DEMENTIA (KSAN version) part 2: 1956-1980 Jun 1, 1980 [ Play List ] (Added Jul 29, 2012) |
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50 YEARS OF DEMENTIA (KSAN version) part 1: 1931-1955 Jun 1, 1980 [ Play List ] (Added Jul 29, 2012) |
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TOP TEN 1230: Here's the Top Ten for July. The rest of the show is kind of free-form, roaming all over the musical universe just like I used to do! Language: PG-13; incidental expletives on "Snortin' Up the Bath Salts" and "Dirty Old Man." Jul 28, 2012 [ Play List ] (Added Jul 28, 2012) |
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CHRISTMAS 1978 ON KMET (part 2): Donde Esta Santa Claus, Surfer's Christmas List, White Christmas, Blue Christmas, Santa Jaws, Please Come Home for Christmas, Santa's Coffee, Christmas Song, Green Christmas, Hanukkah Song, Santa Claus and his Old Lady, I Want You for Christmas, Christmas Balls Dec 24, 1978 [ Play List ] (Added Jul 22, 2012) |
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CHRISTMAS 1978 ON KMET (part 1): Jingle Bells, Open me First, Irreverent Medley, Christmas Dragnet, I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus, Christmas Crazies, Indian Santa Claus, Hanukkah Medley, Christmas Night in Harlem, Got a Cold in the Nose for Christmas, Superman's Christmas Adventure Dec 24, 1978 [ Play List ] (Added Jul 22, 2012) |
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HATE 1229: This week we have hate songs. I hate this, I hate that. Actually they're funnier than most love songs. Also two songs and two sketches about answering machines (remember them?) Language: PG-13. The "Answering Machine" sketches by Barry & the Bookbinders and the Dead Alewives depict sex and violence. NOTE: this show was completed before the tragic shooting in Aurora, CO. It includes brief mentions of the new Batman movie and two songs inspired by the 1966 Batman TV series. Jul 21, 2012 [ Play List ] (Added Jul 21, 2012) |
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Gee Officer Krupke, I'm not a Juvenile Delinquent, Prosperity is Just Around the Corner, Pancho Lopez, Beans, Ole Swenson, I Can't Get Started, My Daddy is President, Are You a Boy or Are You a Girl, Putting on the Ritz Jul 27, 1975 [ Play List ] (Added Jul 15, 2012) |
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(KLSX LIVE) RECORDS: Battle of New Orleans, Kick Ass USA, Dear Dr. Demento, Kinky Boots, We Can Save a Lot of Water, Psychotherapy, Iraq Medley, Big Ten-inch Record, Genie the Magic Record, I Hate the Compact Discs, Slim Gaillard Medley, Scudbusters Mar 3, 1991 [ Play List ] (Added Jul 15, 2012) |
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SOUTHERN HUMOR 1228: We have ten Dr. Demento show debuts in our first hour this week, plus a 50th anniversary salute and a 100th birthday tribute. In our second hour we head South for some classic regional humor. Language: PG-13. One quick f-word in "The Peddler." The two bonus tracks at the end are intended for adults only. Jul 14, 2012 [ Play List ] (Added Jul 14, 2012) |
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Lumpy Gravy, Noon Balloon to Rangoon, Dirty Love, Rubber Duckie, Skateboard Racer, Talking TV Blues, I've Got a Lovely Bunch of Coconuts, Soggy Cereal, I Dream of Brownie with the Light Blue Jeans, King Tut, Hamster Love, Arnold the Computer Jul 9, 1978 [ Play List ] (Added Jul 8, 2012) |
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FISHING: Oh No, Mixed up Confusion, 7-11, Mountain Dew, Batman, I Kissed a Girl, Yogi Bear, That's Mathematics, Rolling Kidney Stones, Liz Phair is my Sister, Fishing with Fred, I am a Squid, Fishing Blues, Bald Guys, Everything Reminds me of my Therapist Jul 9, 1995 [ Play List ] (Added Jul 8, 2012) |
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CHILDRENS RECORDS 1227: This week's show features more than an hour of "Golden Age" children's records. We've had a lot of requests for these, and here are six complete stories from 1947-1950 plus other delights. (See our blog at www.drdemento.com for more info). Also, our farewell to Andy Griffith. Jul 7, 2012 [ Play List ] (Added Jul 7, 2012) |
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SURFIN SAFARI: Hawaiian War Chant, Let's Go Trippin', Misirlou, Surfin USA, Catch a Wave, Ride the Wild Surf, Surfer Stomp, Pipeline, Wipe Out, Golden Gate, Stagger Lee, Street Fight Jul 30, 1972 [ Play List ] (Added Jul 1, 2012) |
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STAN FREBERG INTERVIEW (part 1): Fatal Beatings, In a Godda Da Vita Polka, Close to You, Worst of the Town, Elderly Man River, Toast, Like Pink but not Quite Sep 26, 1999 [ Play List ] (Added Jul 1, 2012) |
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TOP TEN/JULY 4TH 1226: Here's the Top Ten for June, plus some Fourth of July fireworks, Liszt's Hungarian Rhapsody in three shades of Dementia, and the unique and remarkable hip-hop of Garden Fresh. Language alert: "Steve Jobs Vs. Bill Gates," a teeny bit on "Elevator," and of course the bonus tracks. Jun 30, 2012 [ Play List ] (Added Jun 30, 2012) |
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KMET PART 2: Cocaine Blues, Doggie Doo, I'm a Train, Driving in my Car, Sea Cruise, Trying to do Something to Get Your Attention, Sweet Transvestite, I Like, Burger in a Box, Chicago, Circular Impression Apr 17, 1983 [ Play List ] (Added Jun 24, 2012) |
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KMET PART 1: Rock Stars, Gee Officer Krupke, I Paid my Income Tax Today, Fernando, Stoned, Rain backwards, Wadada, Wop Music, Rap Mop, Students Waltz, Nobody but Me, Ugly Man Clothing, Granny Takes a Trip Apr 17, 1983 [ Play List ] (Added Jun 24, 2012) |
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QUESTIONS 1225: This week we have an hour of "question" songs, from "What If Your Butt Was Gone?" to "Who Are the Brain Police?" Plus the Logan Awards winners for 2011, and some slick new stuff. Language: one s-word in the South Park song, and a quaint ethnic slur (from 1930) in the next-to-the-last song. Jun 23, 2012 [ Play List ] (Added Jun 23, 2012) |
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Q-5 Piano Tune, Ill Barkio, Swimming Song, Swimming with the Women, Ning Nang Nong, Poor Man's Heaven, Election year 1964, Look at Me I'm Sandra Dee, Rats in my Room, Fash, Laughing in Rhythm, Boomerang, Putting on the Ritz, Friendly Neighborhood Narco Agent Jul 20, 1975 [ Play List ] (Added Jun 17, 2012) |
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(KLSX LIVE) STAR TREK: My Boss is Lazy, Earthquake Song, What I Like About Booze, Drinking Song, Cockroaches on Parade, Legend of the U.S.S. Titanic, Star Trek bloopers, Amphibious Assault, Trouble with Klingons, Just Another Day on the Enterprise, Star Trip, Bart Simpson Rap (MONO ONLY) Apr 22, 1990 [ Play List ] (Added Jun 17, 2012) |
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FATHER'S DAY/ALCOHOL 1224: Songs for Father's Day, plus another installment of our Alcohol Alphabet (with the Frontal Lobotomy song) and a tribute to Ray Bradbury. Rated PG-13 (the last song, after the closing, is for adults only). Jun 16, 2012 [ Play List ] (Added Jun 16, 2012) |
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FOOD PART 2 1223: The Doctor celebrates food once again this week, picking up where he left off in April with over twenty fabulous food songs. Also, by request, we bring back the Doctor's "interview" with Allan Sherman, originally aired (in slightly different form) in 1992. Language note: the two George Carlin classics are uncensored, with occasional s- and f- words. There's also one in the Patton Oswalt bit. Otherwise this is all PG. Jun 9, 2012 [ Play List ] (Added Jun 9, 2012) |
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Don't Knock the Rock, Take a Gal like You, Hambone, Big Movie Show in the Sky, Mr. Hoover and Mr. Smith, Heavy Music, Somebody to Love, Fragile Child, I'm so Glad, Sweet like So, Playing with the Strings, Knees up Mother Brown, I'm Surfing, From me to You, Nina Cocka Nina Jun 4, 1972 [ Play List ] (Added Jun 3, 2012) |
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SCIENCE FICTION: Flying Saucer, Beam me up Scotty, vulcan Rubdown, Martian Boogie, Astro Boy, Bar Trek, Marvin the Paranoid Android, Never Set the Cat on Fire, Star Wars Cantina Mar 6, 2005 [ Play List ] (Added Jun 3, 2012) |
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PAIRS 1222: Our topic today is "pairs" - not singing duos, but pairs of people, animals or things used as subject matter. Also - the world premiere of two 2011 tracks by the Roto Rooter Goodtime Christmas Band, plus other tracks featuring the late Geoff Cooper. This show is PG except the final segment which is for adults only. Jun 2, 2012 [ Play List ] (Added Jun 2, 2012) |
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KMET MARCH 1982 (part 2): MEL BROOKS INTERVIEW, Springtime for Hitler, Ying Tong Song, Putting on the Ritz, It's Good to be the King, Do the Donkey Kong, Ralph and Herbie, Stop Dragging my Car Around, Hamburger, Yoda Mar 14, 1982 [ Play List ] (Added May 28, 2012) |
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KMET MARCH 1982 (part 1): Framed, Hello DJ, Who Drank my Beer While I Was in the Rear, Me and my Vibrator, Dirty Don, Snack Attack, Shark Attack, It Don't Do Nothing but Rain, Fat Girls, Bra Size 45, Wet Dream Mar 14, 1982 [ Play List ] (Added May 28, 2012) |
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TOP TEN 1221: Here's the Top Ten for May 2012, plus some neat new stuff, Martin & Lewis's first record, and two more rare items by the late George "Goober" Lindsey. Rated PG for a little innuendo, and one s-word (on Top Ten song #2). The final song, after the Top Ten, is for adults only. May 26, 2012 [ Play List ] (Added May 26, 2012) |
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Masculine Women/Feminine Men, Privy Song, Pink Elephants, Drunkard Song, Wasn't That a Mighty Day When the Needle Hit the Ground, She's Going Bald, The Ballgame, I Didn't Know the Gun Was Loaded, Them Poems, Putting on the Ritz, Tiger Rag Jun 15, 1975 [ Play List ] (Added May 20, 2012) |
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(KLSX LIVE) STAN FREBERG INTERVIEW: Baby Let me Bang Your Box, Ayatollah's Back, Hunting Tigers Out in India, Sounds of Sinus, The Think, Rock & Roll RIP, Language is a Virus, St. George and the Dragonet, Freberg commercials, Penis Envy, Adam West, Touch Yourself Mar 12, 1989 [ Play List ] (Added May 20, 2012) |
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RANDOM 1220: Random choice rules again on this week's show. "Uncle Jack Sez Relax" pops up, along with "Heaven Is for Presbyterians," and the saddest song I've ever played (it reportedly inspired suicides in Hungary). Rated PG-13 for one S-word and the usual fun and innuendo. May 19, 2012 [ Play List ] (Added May 19, 2012) |
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YOU 1219: We celebrate you this week - more than 20 songs with "you" in the title. We also tip our demented hat to Mother, and say farewell to George "Goober" Lindsey with some rare items. This show is rated PG-13 - one s-word (on the uncensored "Life Sucks - Then You Die," on the show for the first time), and some sexual references. The bonus track by Tim Minchin is for open-minded adults only! May 12, 2012 [ Play List ] (Added May 12, 2012) |
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STAR TREK: Too Hot For You, My Wife Left Town with a Banana, Rage Against the Mundane, Milkshakes, Stoned People, Story of the W.C., Button up Your Overcoat, Beam Me up Scotty, Star Drek, Spock Rap, Do the Picard, What's up Spock, Booty Man, Horse in Striped Pajamas Feb 15, 2004 [ Play List ] (Added May 6, 2012) |
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INDY 500: Gentlemen Star Your Engines, Dance of the Hours, Tell Laura I Love Her, Any Ice Today Lady?, Timetable Blues, walter Wart, Blue Yodel #8 Mule Skinner Blues, Jukebox Joe, Dig, You're so Fine, Candy Man, Ain't I'm a Dog, Rich Woman May 28, 1972 [ Play List ] (Added May 6, 2012) |
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ME 1218: Our special topic this week is me. Songs with "me" in the title, that is. Other goodies include the comedy-novelty winners in the International Songwriting Competition. This show rated PG-13 for sexual references, and a humorously gruesome song about murder. More explicit stuff in the bonus tracks. May 5, 2012 [ Play List ] (Added May 5, 2012) |
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BEACH BOYS INTERVIEW: In 1973 the Doc conducted an in-depth interview with Carl Wilson, Dennis Wilson, Mike Love, Al Jardine, and Ricky Fataar of the Beach Boys. Brian Wilson and Blondie Chaplin did not attend the interview, and Bruce Johnston was on hiatus from the group at this time. Ricky and Blondie were only with the group for a few years, so this is a rare chance to hear Ricky in an interview with them. Topics discussed include the Holland album, group dynamics, hobbies, the unfinished Smile album, the Party album, Brian's current involvement, transcendental meditation and M.I.U., and more. (This is NOT a comedy program.) BONUS: After the hour-long radio program, stay tuned for another 45 minutes of outtakes that were removed from the final edit! Jul 28, 1973 [ Play List ] (Added Apr 29, 2012) |
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TOP TEN 1217: Here's the Top Ten for April 2012, plus songs for galactic hitchhikers, mammary fanciers and lots more. This show is rated PG (a little coarse language, nothing too nasty) except for the last segment (after the Top Ten) which is Adults Only. Apr 28, 2012 [ Play List ] (Added Apr 28, 2012) |
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KMET part 2: Houston el Mover, Several Species of Small Furry Animals, Hardcore Granola, Snoot Full of Snow, Days of the Theocracy, Raspberry Song, Bicycle Seat, Speedoo, Can I Pawn my Teeth to You?, When Veronica Plays the Harmonica, She Taught me How to Yodel, Big Balls, Eight Arms to Hold You Jan 4, 1981 [ Play List ] (Added Apr 22, 2012) |
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KMET part 1: Happy New Year, Super Skier, Hot Nuts, Gwana Gwana Gwana, Christmas Whip, Saturday Morning Confusion, Meltdowner's Nightmare, I Yam What I Yam, Chicken Spaceman, Squalor, Tighten Up, Dancing Fool disco mix, Asexuality Polka, Chaos, Laryngitis, My Sister's Nose, Gumball Wizard Jan 4, 1981 [ Play List ] (Added Apr 22, 2012) |
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ALCOHOL 1216: This week we have 19 songs about America's favorite drug - alcohol! A huge variety of musical and comedic styles, from The Doors to Gid Tanner and his Skillet Lickers. In the first hour, some amazing and provocative songs about religion and politics, among other things. Language alert: the highly irreverent song from The Book of Mormon in the first hour, and "Beer" by the Asylum Street Spankers in the second. Apr 21, 2012 [ Play List ] (Added Apr 21, 2012) |
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(KLSX LIVE) JOHN MAMMOSER INTERVIEW + DAWS BUTLER TRIBUTE: EIO Song, It Came from Outer Space, Ron's Zodiac, Banana Boat Song, Audition, Texas Shakespearean Chainsaw Massacre, Nine Coronas, Matzo Balls, Christmas Dragnet, Arab Alabama, Spock Rap May 22, 1988 [ Play List ] (Added Apr 15, 2012) |
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SULU INTERVIEW: Up Your Nose, It's the Truth Ruth, I Used to Work in Chicago, Hockey Here Tonight, Trying to do Something to Get Your Attention, Dream Dirty Dreams, I Love Your Toes, Pass the Jack Daniels, Star Drek Jan 30, 1977 [ Play List ] (Added Apr 15, 2012) |
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FOOD 1215: This week we celebrate food, with a lot of food songs we haven't heard for awhile...and we also remember the Titanic on the 100th anniversary of her demise, with music actually heard on the fateful voyage plus the uncensored "Legend of the U.S.S. Titanic." This show is rated PG-13. Apr 14, 2012 [ Play List ] (Added Apr 14, 2012) |
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KMET Jan 76 (part 2): Cockroach Stomp, Think You Need a Shot, Bad Blood, Pinetop's Boogie Woogie, Hooray for Captain Spalding, He Played the Yo-Yo in Nashville, New Yo-Yo Song, Trail of the Lonesome Pine, New Horizons in Music Appreciation, Real El Monte Jan 18, 1976 [ Play List ] (Added Apr 8, 2012) |
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KMET Jan 76 (part 1): Wabash Cannonball, Rock Around Steven Foster, Basketball Bill, Euphoria, Busy Signal, That's Grandma, Sale of Manhattan, Jungle Boogie, Bicycle Seat Sniffer, Going on a Hike, Barnyard Boogie Jan 18, 1976 [ Play List ] (Added Apr 8, 2012) |
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EASTER/BASEBALL/DEEPSOUTHCON 1214: A triple feature this week: Easter, baseball, and a special program of artists who'll be performing with me at DeepSouthCon 50 in June. Bonus: more newly rediscovered Tom Lehrer. Apr 7, 2012 [ Play List ] (Added Apr 7, 2012) |
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INSTRUMENTALS: In Heaven There is no Beer, I've Got a Potato in my Pants Blues, Hot Rod Race, Hot Rod Lincoln, Plexiglas Toilet, Q5 Piano Tune, It's a Gas, Okeh Laughing Record, Cobwebs and Strange, Several Specials of Small Furry Animals, Star Wars Cantina Feb 4, 2001 [ Play List ] (Added Apr 1, 2012) |
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Speedo, Buick 59, Rocket 69, Pot Party, Take a Whiff on Me, Pygmy Love, Can't do 60 no More, 18th Century Drawing Room, Sad Girl, Little Girl, Teenage Fair, Tobacco Auctioneer, In the Mood, Dr. Jazz, Good Night Irene May 21, 1972 [ Play List ] (Added Apr 1, 2012) |
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TOP TEN 1213: Here's the Top Ten for March, plus a mess of surprises including Barnes & Barnes' rare "Anniversary Song," as written and performed for our 15th anniversary (1985) with Weird Al on accordion...salutes to Mad Men and Batman, old movies and psycho chickens. Language alert: expletives on Top Ten songs #2 and #3. Mar 31, 2012 [ Play List ] (Added Mar 31, 2012) |
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THE TOONS INTERVIEW (part 2): Azusa, It's not Nice to Fool Mother Nature, Mountain Oysters, Rock Lobster, The Can't of Can't, Can Broadway do Without Me?, Oh Didn't He Ramble, Sixpence, Shaving Cream, Hockey Sock Rock, Song of the Masochist Feb 3, 1980 [ Play List ] (Added Mar 25, 2012) |
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KMET FEBRUARY 1980 (part 1): Roger Boom, Interesting Facts, Shriner's Convention, Please Forgive my Misconduct Last Night, Steve Martin, Good Morning Mr. Zip Zip Zip, Ayatollah Khomeni, SOB, Disco Toilet, Copycat Game, Anything You Can Do I Can Do Better Feb 3, 1980 [ Play List ] (Added Mar 25, 2012) |
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HIP HOP 1212: "Girl Scout Cookies," "That Wuttin' a Marlboro," "Classic Rock Cut-off Date" (every rock fan needs to hear that one)...and over an hour of hilarious hip-hop, including songs I could never play on those classic rock stations where you used to hear me. This topic suggested and greatly assisted by the great Luke Ski, with additional input from Devo Spice. Language alert: segments 2 and 5. Mar 24, 2012 [ Play List ] (Added Mar 24, 2012) |
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Battle of Kookamunga, Nova, Your Feet's too Big, Say That We're Sweethearts Again, Tears on the Dashboard, On Top of a Pizza, Brain Damage, Sunny Disposish, Stink Foot, Bears, They're Coming to Take Me Away Salad, Masochism Tango, Spam Jun 8, 1975 [ Play List ] (Added Mar 18, 2012) |
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(KLSX LIVE) TIM CAVANAGH INTERVIEW: Declaration of Independence, Plastic Jesus, Music in my Soup, Fred Astaire tribute, Jackie Gleason tribute, Muffin Man, Mildred our Choir Director, Dead Hamster, I Wanna Kiss her Butt, Iran Scam, Muskrat Gloves, I Want Your Sox, Beer Nuts, Let's Talk Dirty in Hawaiian Jun 28, 1987 [ Play List ] (Added Mar 18, 2012) |
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ST. PATRICK'S DAY/SPRING 1211: Songs for St. Patrick's day, songs for springtime, more old party records, beer & boobies, and a tribute to Peter Bergman. Naughty words: "Green Eggs and Peas," "Chicken Talk." Mar 17, 2012 [ Play List ] (Added Mar 17, 2012) |
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LIVE AT MAGIC MOUNTAIN (part 2): Want Ads, Oozing Cyst Blues, Pootwaddle Cigarettes, You'll Wonder Where the Yellow Went, Brain Damage, Sidewalk Surfing, Grandpa's Grave, Wonderful Wonderful, A Boy Named Sue, It's in the Book, Ed Barbara May 18, 1975 [ Play List ] (Added Mar 11, 2012) |
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LIVE AT MAGIC MOUNTAIN (part 1): Magic Mountain, Valencia, Ain't it Great to be Kookie?, Tears on the Dashboard, Olives, Yellow Submarie, Big Old Jean, Amusement Parks USA, Red Light Green Light, I Can't Quit Cigarettes, Song of the Sewer, Classified May 18, 1975 [ Play List ] (Added Mar 11, 2012) |
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MARIJUANA 1210: Once again our topic is marijuana. This show, along with our shows for Nov. 12, 2011 and Nov. 15, 2009, comprises a marijuana trilogy, with little duplication between shows (no duplication at all with 11-12-11). Some expletives in the next-to-last segment. Mar 10, 2012 [ Play List ] (Added Mar 10, 2012) |
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MAWG OF THE TOYES INTERVIEW: Bob Dole Sex Machine, Biggest Parakeets in Town, Ex-Lax, Smoke Two Joints, Gitarzan, George of the Jungle, Big Cockroach, Janet Reno, Autumn in New York, What's up Spock?, Four Years of High School Spanish, Monster Hash Oct 20, 1996 [ Play List ] (Added Mar 4, 2012) |
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KMET MAY 1972: Call of the Freaks, Song of the Sewer, Hot Rod Race, Hot Rod Lincoln, Sunday Driver, The Lady is a Tramp, The Boys in the Back Room, My Old Flame, Suzy Darling, Suzy Baby, Suzy Q, We Are the King's Navy, WPLJ, Jack the Ripper, Hollywood Red Riding Hood May 7, 1972 [ Play List ] (Added Mar 4, 2012) |
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REPTILES & AMPHIBIANS 1209: Lots more songs about reptiles and amphibians in this week's sequel to our October 8, 2011 show. No duplicates with that show! Also a farewell to Davy Jones, and an update on the Chardon Polka Band (founded eight years ago by students at the school that was the scene of last week's tragic shooting).
And - for our D.O.C. listeners - the world premiere of the new, authentic full stereo mix of Tom Lehrer's "Poisoning Pigeons in the Park" (Orchestral Version). Language alert: "Save the Rich," and the bonus tracks which are very explicit. Mar 3, 2012 [ Play List ] (Added Mar 3, 2012) |
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JUNE 1979 ON KMET (part 2): You Always Hurt the One You Love, Good Advice, After Every Rainstorm, Sister Carolina, Na Cl, Long Beach, El Monte, Covina, Don't Eat the Yellow Snow, There Was a Fungus Among Us, You're the Pits Jun 3, 1979 [ Play List ] (Added Feb 26, 2012) |
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JUNE 1979 ON KMET (part 1): Trouble with my Trousers, Please Squeeze my Knees Louise, Broken Down Mama, Everything Stops for Tea, Vancouver Town, In the Hay, Carmen Miranda, Wowie Zowie, Omar the Vampar Jun 3, 1979 [ Play List ] (Added Feb 26, 2012) |
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TOP TEN 1208: Here's the Top Ten for February, plus a big stack of songs about breakfast...ham, eggs (green and otherwise), hot cakes and sausage, and lots of Bacon!
The Louis C.K. bit has numerous explicit expletives, and there are a few more of those elsewhere. Feb 25, 2012 [ Play List ] (Added Feb 25, 2012) |
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(KMET LIVE) STAR TREK 20TH ANNIVERSARY: Time Warp, Bodine Brown, Green Garden Hose, Jello, School is Back, Buckwheat Toupee, Beam Me up Scotty, Star Drek, Highly Illogical, Trouble with Klingons, Star Trip, Candy Wrapper, Elevator to Menswear Sep 7, 1986 [ Play List ] (Added Feb 19, 2012) |
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Masochism Tango, Java Jive, Submarine Race, Chicken Fat, Walnuts, Tom the Piper's Son, Fang, Another Puff, Music Goes Round and Round, You Got Your Baby Back, I'll be Glad When You're Dead, Friendly Neighborhood Narco Agent LIVE Nov 23, 1975 [ Play List ] (Added Feb 19, 2012) |
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PARTY RECORDS 1207: In the second part of this show, Dr. Demento tells the fascinating story of "party records" - risque and titillating tunes and tales that were released by mostly independent labels from the 1930s to the 1960s (major labels wouldn't touch them). Most of these were never heard on radio when first released.
Parental note: most of these are totally concerned with sex and other bodily processes, but the f-word is heard only on the bonus track, which also has the n-word. Feb 18, 2012 [ Play List ] (Added Feb 18, 2012) |
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NEW ROTO ROOTER LP (part 2): Los Angeles Los Angeles, Cincinnati Ding Dong, Evil Boll Weevil, Halloween Spooks, The Mummy, Purple Haze, Deepest Shelter in Town, Dinner with Drac part 3, I Won't Say I will, D.J. Meeting, Trepidation Contest (MONO ONLY) Oct 27, 1974 [ Play List ] (Added Feb 12, 2012) |
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NEW ROTO ROOTER LP (part 1): Dinner with Drac part 2, Acapulco Gold, Since They Stole the Spitoon, Social Security, Running Bare, Don't Let's Be Beastly to the Germans, Dying Business, Louisville Lip, letters, Two Black Crows in the Jailhouse (MONO ONLY) Oct 27, 1974 [ Play List ] (Added Feb 12, 2012) |
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LOVE SONGS 1206: Our Valentine's Day show features two dozen Demented love songs, plus "Paging Dr. House," "The Miracle of Sweatpants" and "Weird Al Yankovic for President!" Feb 11, 2012 [ Play List ] (Added Feb 11, 2012) |
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Let's Have A Party, Close The Door, Go Wild Little Sadie, My Babe, automobile set, Fool Fool Fool, Gospel Boogie, C C Rider, Time Machine, Man from Harlem, Straighten up and Fly Right, I'll Never Smile Again, Stripper Apr 30, 1972 [ Play List ] (Added Feb 5, 2012) |
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DOG DAYS: Sunday Driving, Road Rager, Boobs and Butts on the Beach, Johnny Passed Away, Sneaky Snake, Ballad of Gumby, Ralph & Herbie, Butt Scooting Boogie, White Fang, Saga of Rex, Dog Police, Chainsaw Juggler, Suicide Hotline Aug 12, 2001 [ Play List ] (Added Feb 5, 2012) |
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QUESTIONS 1205: A highly questionable show this week - the second half is all songs that ask questions! (And sometimes answer them). In the first half, great old songs and nifty new songs (including three by Flat 29, the superb British comedy trio). Feb 4, 2012 [ Play List ] (Added Feb 4, 2012) |
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DEMOS FOR RADIO STATIONS 1984-1990: 1984 short demo, 1986 long U.K. demo, 1990 long demo (NOTE: sources and sound quality vary) Dec 31, 1984 [ Play List ] (Added Jan 29, 2012) |
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DEMOS FOR RADIO STATIONS 1974-1982: 1974 short demo, 1977 short demo, 1978 short ad, 1981 long demo, 1982 long demo (NOTE: sources and sound quality vary) Apr 2, 1974 [ Play List ] (Added Jan 29, 2012) |
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TOP TEN 1204: The first Top Ten of 2012...plus lots of Dr. Demento debuts, some nifty requests, and a tribute to Etta James, Johnny Otis and Jimmy Castor (R.I.P.) Explicit language and content this week. Jan 28, 2012 [ Play List ] (Added Jan 28, 2012) |
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RANDOM 1203: Random choice rules this week! Dr. D opened a list of thousands of songs on his computer, closed his eyes and moved the pointer. Where it landed is what we will hear! 2 1/2 hours of hilarious hits and curious obscurities. Jan 21, 2012 [ Play List ] (Added Jan 21, 2012) |
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(KMET LIVE) WORST RECORDS/CALIFORNIA SONGS: Big Ten Inch Record, Anything Goes, Hot Man, Downtown, Musical Snuff Box, I'm Surfing, Can I Pawn My Teeth to You, You Look Marvelous, I Got it from Agnes, California Kind of Guy, Orange County, Would I Fly to You, Squirrel Nuts, Just a Big Ego, Candy Wrapper Aug 4, 1985 [ Play List ] (Added Jan 15, 2012) |
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Gimme that Old Unemployment, Serenade to a Maid, I'm a Specialist, My Handy Man, At the Codfish Ball, Lonesome Loverboy, Last of the Red Hot Mamas, This Old Car, Motherly Love, I Want My Baby Back, Ed Barbara Jun 1, 1975 [ Play List ] (Added Jan 15, 2012) |
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POSSESSIONS 1202: This show is all about possessions. Having things. "I have," "I got," "My...." and so on. These words and phrases have a great many different shades of meaning. We'll explore those shades and hear a whole lot of fun and exciting songs along the way. Also: new ones by Flat 29 ("Manfriends," a wonderful song) and Lemon Demon (he thinks it might be stupid, but I like it...coupla durty wirds in this one, also "I Have a Clone")...and a stack of requests. Jan 14, 2012 [ Play List ] (Added Jan 14, 2012) |
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LEGAL & ILLEGAL HIGHS (part 2): Mellow Pot Blues, Cocaine Habit, Reefer Head Woman, Junco Partner, Drunk, Chant of the Weed, If You're a Viper, Reefer Man, Who Put the Benzedrine, Cocaine Blues, Smoke Smoke Smoke that Cigarette, Couldn't get High, Pancho Lopez (MONO ONLY) Jun 3, 1973 [ Play List ] (Added Jan 8, 2012) |
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KMET JUNE 1973 (part 1): Old Dope Peddler, The Blob, Rocket 69, Duck's Yas Yass, Frozen Logger, Loco Baseball, You Turn me On, Naked Ape, Woodpecker, Masochism Tango (MONO ONLY) Jun 3, 1973 [ Play List ] (Added Jan 8, 2012) |
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SPIKE JONES CENTENNIAL 1201: Dr. Demento salutes the Spike Jones centennial with over an hour of Spike's hits and rarities, tracing his career and featuring key members of the City Slickers. Other highlights include "2012: The Musical," "Call Any Vegetable," and "The Wilted Lettuce Orgy." A few scattered 4-letter words in the first hour; the Spike celebration is good clean fun. Jan 7, 2012 [ Play List ] (Added Jan 7, 2012) |
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Jumping Jive, Nicotine Scene, That's the Way We Love, Op, Cops & Robbers, Calling All Cars, 26 Miles, Shake 'em on Down, Baby Please Don't Go, Marijuana Salad #2, Pepino the Italian Mouse Apr 23, 1972 [ Play List ] (Added Jan 1, 2012) |
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LUKE SKI INTERVIEW: It's a Sorry World, Pink Pills for Pale People, My Favorite Diseases, Chucky Cheese Hell, Toast, Springtime for Hitler, Kramer Costanza, Y2K, Rest Home Arizona Mar 21, 1999 [ Play List ] (Added Jan 1, 2012) |
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FUNNY 25 1153: The Funny 25 countdown for 2011, plus After-Christmas and New Year's songs. (Lots of explicit language in song #24, and a little bit elsewhere). Dec 31, 2011 [ Play List ] (Added Dec 31, 2011) |
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SHAUN CASSIDY INTERVIEW (part 2): Jake's Song, Son of Irving, They Ain't Making Jews like Jesus Anymore, Wasp, Strobe Light, Pistol Packing Mama, 26 Miles, Da Doo Ron Ron, My Girl's Pussy, Little Boxes, Don't Be a Singer, Another one Rides the Bus Sep 28, 1980 [ Play List ] (Added Dec 25, 2011) |
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FOOTBALL & JEWISH HUMOR (part 1): Yellow Man, Son of a Halfback, Knute Rockne, Twenty Swedes Ran Through the Weeds, Knock Knock, Circus Parade, T.K.O. Mine Yopper Song, I'm the Greek Ambassador, Old Man Mose, Forest Lawn, Romania Romania, Home on the Range Sep 28, 1980 [ Play List ] (Added Dec 25, 2011) |
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HOLIDAY #3 of 3 1152: Our final holiday show for 2011 is fun for the whole family! No nasty words or dismembered Santas...just lots of funny songs for Christmas and Hanukkah. Dec 21, 2011 [ Play List ] (Added Dec 21, 2011) |
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INSTRUMENTAL DEMENTIA: Thus Cacked Henrietta, 2001 Polkas, Dear Abby, Trucker, Lunchlady Land, Typewriter, Michael's Market, It Ain't the Meat it's the Motion, I Wanna be a Flintstone, Rocky Meets Moose, Monty Python theme, Barnyard Concert, Do the Clinton Apr 10, 1994 [ Play List ] (Added Dec 18, 2011) |
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FUNNY 25 1976: the national countdown Jan 2, 1977 [ Play List ] (Added Dec 18, 2011) |
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HOLIDAY #2 of 3 1151: Christmas is sweetness and light, comfort and joy - for most folks! For some of us it's celebrated with sex, drugs and rock `n roll. This week's show has all of that, plus Hanukkah. (The kid-friendly holiday show is next week.) Dec 17, 2011 [ Play List ] (Added Dec 17, 2011) |
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LEAP YEAR DAY (part 2): Don't Eat the Yellow Snow, Cremation of Sam McGee, I'm a Honky Tonk Woman, Frankie and Johnnie, Light Up, FBI Story, The Contest, Martian Hop, Gentry's Gin, Waffle Whiffer, You Got Your Baby Back Feb 29, 1976 [ Play List ] (Added Dec 11, 2011) |
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LEAP YEAR DAY (part 1): Don't Bang on the Piano, Ice Cream Man, The Whip, Live at the Pet Rock Show, Knock Knock, Sweet Violets #2, Orange Blossom Special, Go to the Mardi Gras, BYU Boy Missionary, Hot Dog Boogie Feb 29, 1976 [ Play List ] (Added Dec 11, 2011) |
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HOLIDAY 1 of 3 1150: Here's the first of our three holiday specials for 2011 -- 53 demented delights for Christmas and Chanukah!
Parental guidance suggested -- Santa gets killed, and Rudolph too. A few very bad words here and there. Lots of pure delight as well! (Watch for our good old-fashioned kid-friendly show coming up in two weeks, just in time for Christmas). Dec 10, 2011 [ Play List ] (Added Dec 10, 2011) |
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Black Slacks, Talking Dust Bowl, Dear Okie, Skokian, Big Bad Cadillac, 32-20 Blues, Sugar Bee, Suzy Cream Cheese, How Come my Dog Don't Bark When You Come Around?, Rocking Chair Daddy, Zelda Klotz Apr 16, 1972 [ Play List ] (Added Dec 4, 2011) |
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SCIENCE & TECHNOLOGY: Fat as I Am, Three Idiots I, We Didn't Start the 80's, Robot Cat, Speed Racer, Slow Talkers of America, Why Does the Sun Shine?, Mr. Wizard & Timmy, Richter Scale, Volcano Song, Stealing Like a Hobbit Feb 27, 2005 [ Play List ] (Added Dec 4, 2011) |
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WINTER/LOGAN WHITEHURST 1149: A salute to winter, including hockey and skiing...plus a stack of Christmas songs, and a tribute to Logan Whitehurst.
Explicit language on "It's Wicked Cold Outside" and "Here Comes Fatty Claus." Dec 3, 2011 [ Play List ] (Added Dec 3, 2011) |
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(KLSX LIVE) CATS/IAN WHITCOMB INTERVIEW: Friendly Neighborhood Narco Agent, My Mommy Loves my Daddy, Green-eyed Dragon, Top Cat, Cat's Dead, I Hate Cats, Siamese Cat, My Girl's Pussy, You Turn Me on, You Tell Her I Stutter, Go Shopping, Gilligan's Island Stairway Aug 27, 1989 [ Play List ] (Added Nov 27, 2011) |
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(KLSX LIVE) GOOD-BYE REAGAN: Wappin', Neutron Dance, Strange Bedfellows, Flackman & Reagan, Ronnie Reagan Rag, Reaganomics, Rapmaster Ronnie, Reagan Speaks for Himself, World is Mine, Ronnie's Rap, I Forget, Contra Rap, Touch Yourself Jan 15, 1989 [ Play List ] (Added Nov 27, 2011) |
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TOP TEN/1989 1148: The Top Ten for November (last Top Ten of 2011), plus a look back at 1989 (the year of Weird Al's "UHF") and the history of "Sweet Violets" and "Shaving Cream." The #1 song in the Top Ten has explicit language. Nov 26, 2011 [ Play List ] (Added Nov 26, 2011) |
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FUNNY 25 1975: the national countdown Jan 4, 1976 [ Play List ] (Added Nov 20, 2011) |
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(KLSX LIVE) BIG DADDY INTERVIEW: Martian Boogie, Meet the Staff of Mad, Rioting to the Hits, Take me out to the Ballgame, Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds, Memories of Manhattan Furniture Store, A Day in the Life, Happy Happy Joy Joy, The Smoke-Off, Ren & Stimpy Jun 7, 1992 [ Play List ] (Added Nov 20, 2011) |
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THANKSGIVING/TURKEYS 1147: Here's our Thanksgiving show for 2011...a dozen songs inspired by the holiday, plus some **real** turkeys - some of the worst songs in all the Demento Archives! This show also has a very special treat -- a Tom Lehrer performance recorded for his "Evening Wasted with Tom Lehrer" album in 1959, but left off that album and never heard since then, until now! (Note 1: for a different group of Thanksgiving songs, including Stan Freberg and Arlo Guthrie classics, check out our show dated 11-20-10. Note 2: one new song in this show has lots of Bad Words. We wish George Carlin were still around to hear it, in fact). Nov 19, 2011 [ Play List ] (Added Nov 19, 2011) |
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KMET (part 2) HARRY THE HIPSTER INTERVIEW/FAREWELL TO NIXON ADMINISTRATION: St. James Infirmary, It Does Not Pay to be Hip, Solution for Polution, Keep Venice Nude, We'll Ride with Nixon, The 68 Nixon, Nixon's the One, Nixorcist, Good Time Girl (MONO ONLY) Aug 11, 1974 [ Play List ] (Added Nov 13, 2011) |
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KMET (part 1) DOG DAYS: Like a Dribbling Fram, A Friend of a Friend of Mine, My Name is Bruce Who, The Whip, Dueling Tubas, Old Shep, Doggie in the Window, Mama Will Bark, Piddling Pup, They Gotta Quit Kicking my Dog Around, My Dog Has Fleas (MONO ONLY) Aug 11, 1974 [ Play List ] (Added Nov 13, 2011) |
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MARIJUANA 1146: It's a marijuana marathon with over two hours of songs about the killer weed. "The Smoke-Off" and "Friendly Neighborhood Narco Agent" plus lots of rarities -- old and new, pro and con, and in practically any musical style you can name. Note: lots more marijuana melodies on our show for November 15, 2009; that show has only five duplicates of this one. Nov 12, 2011 [ Play List ] (Added Nov 12, 2011) |
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BARNES & BARNES INTERVIEW: Nixon in 96, Dead Elephant Dance, Incontinence Rag, PMS Kind of Day, Vomit Song, Fish Heads, Biggest Ball of Twine in Minnesota, Count em up Quick, The Sweater, Nick Teen and Al K. Hall, Everything Reminds me of my Therapist Sep 8, 1996 [ Play List ] (Added Nov 6, 2011) |
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(KMET LIVE) EDDIE MAXWELL INTEVIEW: Stairway to Gilligan's Island, Big Daddy Graham, Dog Ball, Earthquake Song, Window of Life, My Baby's Got Rabies, Duke is Back, Breathless, Pico and Sepulveda, Alto Baritone and Bass, I Like, Roaches (MONO ONLY) Jul 20, 1986 [ Play List ] (Added Nov 6, 2011) |
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TOP TEN 1145: The Top Ten for October, plus the winners of the first annual Logan Whitehurst Memorial Awards for excellence in comedy music. (Weird Al and I were among the judges). Also some hot new stuff (They Might Be Giants, Tony Goldmark, Tom Waits), a 109-year-old record of "Bill Bailey Won't You Please Come Home" (sounds darn good, considering) and lots of requests. Nov 5, 2011 [ Play List ] (Added Nov 5, 2011) |
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LIVE ON CFNY TORONTO (part 2): Ron Rubin interview, Take the Skinheads Bowling, Dead Skunk, Stinky Breath, Beep Beep, Nash the Slash interview, Keith Richard's Blood, Paranoimia, Marvin I Love You, Part-time Plumbers, Polka-dot Undies, Shaving Cream (NOTE: show is distorted) Aug 17, 1986 [ Play List ] (Added Oct 30, 2011) |
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LIVE ON CFNY TORONTO (part 1): Homecoming Queen's Got a Gun, Smoke Smoke Smoke that Cigarette, Honeymooner's Rap, Night After Night, Big Bottom, Dave Thomas (Doug McKenzie) interview, Bilbo Baggins, Happy Birthday, Zilch, Bra Size 45, Pineapple Princess (NOTE: show is distorted) Aug 17, 1986 [ Play List ] (Added Oct 30, 2011) |
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HALLOWEEN II 1144: Part Two of our Halloween party for 2011 begins and ends by casting spells -- "Castin' My Spell," "I Put a Spell On You." In between, we have monsters mashing, hashing, twisting and rapping...ghosts grinning and dancing, and haunting Space Station Three...vampires kissing, and zombies doing what zombies do! Over two and a half hours of haunted hits from Halloweens past, present and yet to come. Oct 29, 2011 [ Play List ] (Added Oct 29, 2011) |
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TOM LEHRER'S 50TH BIRTHDAY (part 2): The Elements, Salt, Cohen on the Telephone, Hello This Isn't Anna, Interview Wasted with Tom Lehrer, Gall in the Family Fare, Titties & Beer, Son of Irving, Your Love is Like Nuclear Waste, Looky Loos, Do the Orbit Apr 9, 1978 [ Play List ] (Added Oct 23, 2011) |
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BJ BAND/TOM LEHRER'S 50TH BIRTHDAY (part 1): Be Prepared, Rover, Letter from Elaina, Raymond Hitchcock's Curtain Speech, Tito the Mosquito, These are my Legs, Taco Mama, Dum Dot Song, Pollution, Mongoloid, Nagasaki, I Couldn't Get High, Pussy, Bloat On Apr 9, 1978 [ Play List ] (Added Oct 23, 2011) |
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HALLOWEEN #1 1143: Vampires, spiders, and other creepy creatures take the stage in part one of our Halloween spectacular for 2011 -- two and a half hours of spooky tunes and scary melodies. Rarities include Bob Guy's "Dear Jeepers," an early Frank Zappa production. This show is rated PG-13. Oct 22, 2011 [ Play List ] (Added Oct 22, 2011) |
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(KLSX LIVE) ELECTION SPECIAL: Ying Tong Song, Ding Dong Song, Ikey & Mikey, Lay in the Hay, Wild Thing, Girls Ain't Nothing but Trouble, Reagan Bush Dukakis, Alvin for President, Elvis for President, Get out and Vote, I Like Nov 6, 1988 [ Play List ] (Added Oct 17, 2011) |
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(KLSX LIVE) JOHN CLEESE INTERVIEW/BARRY & THE BOOKBINDERS INTERVIEW: Cocktails for Two, Pool Table, Elevator to Menswear, Human Video Game, Calling Captain Kirk, Domestophobia, Spock Rap, Don't Worry Be Happy Aug 14, 1988 [ Play List ] (Added Oct 17, 2011) |
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THE YEAR 1988 1142: We mine the demented riches of the year 1988, the year of Nine Coronas, Spock Rap, Weird Al's Even Worse album and lots more...also some edgy new things (parental guidance suggested!), "Pink Beret March" (for the end of Don't Ask - Don't Tell), "I Hate Banks" (for the protestors), and some variations on "Mule Train." Oct 15, 2011 [ Play List ] (Added Oct 15, 2011) |
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HALLOWEEN 1982 (part 2): BUTCH PATRICK (EDDIE MUNSTER) INTERVIEW, Whatever Happened to Eddie, Dr. Jekyll & Mr. Hyde, Spooky Weirdness, I Want my Baby Back, Beast of Sunset Strip, Midnight Stroll, Spooky Movies, Dead Man Blues, Psycho Oct 31, 1982 [ Play List ] (Added Oct 9, 2011) |
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HALLOWEEN 1982 (part 1): Goblin Girl, Headless Horseman, Night Stalker, Werewolf, Putting on the Ritz, Dinner with Drac, Ghost Walk, Please Mr. Gravedigger, Dead, Addams Family Theme, Munsters Theme Oct 31, 1982 [ Play List ] (Added Oct 9, 2011) |
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REPTILES & AMPHIBIANS 1141: We celebrate reptiles and amphibians this week -- dinosaurs, snakes, alligators, toads, frogs. Especially frogs. Also: new Jonathan Coulton, new Richard Cheese, "Shakespeare Rap," "I'll Fix Your Flat Tire, Merle" and lots of requests. Oct 8, 2011 [ Play List ] (Added Oct 8, 2011) |
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LUKE SKI INTERVIEW: Charliesomething, United States of Whatever, Noah Right!, Freddy Four Toes, Putting on the Ritz, Stealing Like a Hobbit, 88 Lines about 44 Simpsons, Moose Turd Pie, Tribal Council, Great Idea for a Song Jan 11, 2004 [ Play List ] (Added Oct 2, 2011) |
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GEORGE CARLIN INTERVIEW: My Friend Jason, Surfbusters, Dizzy, Brain Damage, Roger Boom, Atomic Cocktail, Dying Cub Fan's Last Request, Baseball and Football, Wonderful WINO, I Get Weird, Rapmaster Ronnie, Kinko the Clown Oct 7, 1984 [ Play List ] (Added Oct 2, 2011) |
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FISH PART II 1140: More songs about fish and fishing...kind of a sequel to our June 18 show. Also the long lost "Burger Rap" (a sequel to "Candy Rapper") and unreleased songs by Mason Williams and Napoleon XIV. Oct 1, 2011 [ Play List ] (Added Oct 1, 2011) |
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MAY 1978 KMET part 2: Dying Duck in a Thunderstorm, Giggling Pig, Paraquat Song, Old Diet Blues, Disco Frog, Horrible Breath, Impossible, My Sister's Nose, Male Chauvinist Piglets, Chaos, Bozo Song May 7, 1978 [ Play List ] (Added Sep 25, 2011) |
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MAY 1978 KMET part 1: Freckle Song, Shishkebob, Marie Provost, Tall People, Total Nudity, We Love You Beatles, Freeze a Yankee, Hockey Song, Beam me up Scotty, the Pill, Leaping Lesbians, Doing it with Myself May 7, 1978 [ Play List ] (Added Sep 25, 2011) |
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TOP TEN 1139: Here's the Top Ten for September 2011, plus lots of requests (several of which sent me diving into the Archives for songs on similar topics, as you'll notice!) There's a Spike Jones track I've never played before. Sep 24, 2011 [ Play List ] (Added Sep 24, 2011) |
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KLSX MARCH 1987: Punk Polka, Shuttup Your Face, Bizarre Trek, Plexiglass Toilet, Demented News, Dead Yuppies, Danny Kaye Tribute, Penis Envy Mar 8, 1987 [ Play List ] (Added Sep 18, 2011) |
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(KLSX LIVE) DOC WITH LARYNGITIS: Like a Dribbling Fram, Led Zeppelin Medley, Music Sex & Cookies, They Had a Merry Christmas, Got my Mind Set on You, Shel Silverstein songs including Smoke-Off Dec 6, 1987 [ Play List ] (Added Sep 18, 2011) |
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THE YEAR 1987 1138: We timewarp to 1987 this week. Truly a vintage year, with the debuts of "Star Trekkin'," "Boot to the Head," three (very) different Demented spinoffs of the Beastie Boys' "Licensed to Ill," and a whole lot more. To round out the flashback, the Dr. has also included some long-forgotten 1987 items that were played only a time or two back then. We'll also hear a few rousing sea chanteys for Talk Like a Pirate Day. Sep 17, 2011 [ Play List ] (Added Sep 17, 2011) |
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WORLD WAR II SONGS (part 2): You're a Sap Mr. Jap, Stalin Wasn't Stallin, I'm a Cranky Old Yank, I Used to Work in Chicago, Ning Nang Nong, What a Funny World This Would Be, Marijuana, Waffle Whiffer, Mr. Jaws Sep 14, 1975 [ Play List ] (Added Sep 11, 2011) |
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SEPT 1975 ON KMET (part 1): High School USA, Great Bell, Beep Beep, Come up and See Me Sometime, Rats in my Room, We All Scream for Ice Cream, October in Oxnard, Metal Machine Music, Oozing Cyst Blues, Chicken Song Sep 14, 1975 [ Play List ] (Added Sep 11, 2011) |
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MORE MONKEYS 1137: More manic monkey music...with no duplication of our other monkey show (June 11).
We also cover skunks and ducks and Cadillacs and hair and nudity and hurricanes (and all that other stuff). Rough language on "Pool Shootin' Monkey" and a couple of passing swear words elsewhere. Sep 10, 2011 [ Play List ] (Added Sep 10, 2011) |
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Big Ten-Inch Record, Duck's Yas Yas, Gay Caballero, Almost Degraded, Obese Man, Don't Jump Off the Roof Dad, Putting on the Ritz, Bozo's Song, When Veronica Plays the Harmonica, Ya Wanna Buy A Bunny?, Wong Song, Take Off Your Clothes, Friendly Neighborhood Narco Agent May 25, 1975 [ Play List ] (Added Sep 4, 2011) |
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THANKSGIVING 9947: Thanksgiving Song, Goose For my Girl, Please Don't Go Topless Mother, Rudy Rudy, 500 Miles, Charliesomething, Serenade to a Jerk, Take An Indian To Lunch, Viagra in the Waters Nov 21, 1999 [ Play List ] (Added Sep 4, 2011) |
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LABOR DAY 1136: We celebrate Labor Day with 32 songs about working (and closely related subjects, like excess caffeine) - plus a tribute to the late Jerry Leiber (lyricist/producer for the Coasters, etc. etc.) and various other hot stuff. Sep 3, 2011 [ Play List ] (Added Sep 3, 2011) |
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KMET NOV 78 (part 2): Speedy Gonzales, In my Jacuzzi, Beatles Christmas Greetings 1964, Anwar Sadat, Hog Killing Time, Why is Thanksgiving, Mickey Mouse Interview, Star Trip, No No, Yes Yes Nov 19, 1978 [ Play List ] (Added Aug 28, 2011) |
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KMET NOV 78 (part 1): Can You Dig It, I'm a Moron, Test Tube Baby, Halitosis, Animal House, Miss Goggins & the Gorilla, Turkey Love, Vegetable Blues, Mortician's Dream, Up in Smoke Nov 19, 1978 [ Play List ] (Added Aug 28, 2011) |
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TOP TEN 1135: Here's the Top Ten for August 2011. Also running: babies, butchers, tangos, schools, cellphones, French toast and wieners. Aug 27, 2011 [ Play List ] (Added Aug 27, 2011) |
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LABOR DAY 0536: Alone Again, Are You Lonesome Tonight (laughing), My Clone is an Idiot, Sinister Lunchmeat, Swift Kick in the Rear, Dog Eat Dog, When I'm Cleaning Windows, I'll Never Work There Anymore, Coffee, Lunchlady Land, My Attorney Bernie, Bricklayer, 1955, Vader Boy Sep 4, 2005 [ Play List ] (Added Aug 22, 2011) |
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Hunting Song, Surfing Bird, Them Toad Suckers, How Sweet to be an Idiot, Loving Me, His Majesty the Policeman, I've Never Seen a Straight Banana, Hey Nelda, Burgers from Heaven, King Kong, That's my Boy, Them Poems, Stardrek Sep 26, 1976 [ Play List ] (Added Aug 22, 2011) |
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CATS 1134: And now we celebrate the Cat Days of August 2011. Like our dog show last week, there's a minimum of duplication with last year's cat show (the Doctor did consent to repeat a handful of the most requested kitty ditties). Also notable: Frank Crumit's 1929 ode to Wall Street debacles, and Steve Goodie's epic parody of "Weird Al" Yankovic's "Albuquerque." Aug 20, 2011 [ Play List ] (Added Aug 20, 2011) |
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KMET 1973 (part 2): Money, What Me Worry, I Know an Old Lady, Pincus the Peddler, Dragnet, Breaking Into Radio Horizontally, Keep it Clean, I Didn't Like it the First Time, 20th Century Blues, Wet Dream, Fat Dog Blues (MONO ONLY) Sep 9, 1973 [ Play List ] (Added Aug 14, 2011) |
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KMET 1973 (part 1): Dirty Love, I Get a Kick out of You, Queer Things, Dying Duck in a Thunderstorm, Yo Yo Blues, Einsenhower Blues, But oh Could Hilda Cook, Goofin' on the Job, I'm Looking Over my Dead Dog Rover, The Old Payola Roll Blues (MONO ONLY) Sep 9, 1973 [ Play List ] (Added Aug 14, 2011) |
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DOGS 1133: Here's a show for the dog days - 27 songs about dogs, only three of which were played on last year's dog show (8-14-2010). Also: Luke Ski's new tribute to Monty Python, a tip of the top hat to Jerry Lewis, and some new bonus tracks not recommended for children. Aug 13, 2011 [ Play List ] (Added Aug 13, 2011) |
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CHRISTMAS part 1: Doggone Jingle Bells, Merry Christmas You Suckers, Twas the Night Before Christmas in Dementia, Granny's Holiday Fruitcake, Pretty Little Dolly, Night Rider Christmas, I'm Going out of my Mind, Santa Baby, Star Wars vs. Santa Claus Dec 14, 1986 [ Play List ] (Added Aug 7, 2011) |
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STEVEN WRIGHT INTERVIEW: Nancy's Little Gun, Drake on the Move, Good Sex, Madeira my Dear, Attack of the Killer Tomatoes, Martian Boogie, The Piano Has Been Drinking, Big Cockroach, I Hate When That Happens, Shaving Cream Mar 2, 1986 [ Play List ] (Added Aug 7, 2011) |
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THE YEAR 1986 1132: We salute the year 1986 - "Polka Dot Undies," Weird Al's "Polka Party" and lots of non-polkas including "Life in the Slaw Lane," "Ukrainian Uranium Bread" and the year's #1 song, "Rock Me Jerry Lewis." New stuff this week includes the Dr D debut of Cirque du SoWhat's audacious & amazing second album. Aug 6, 2011 [ Play List ] (Added Aug 6, 2011) |
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HARRY SHEARER INTERVIEW (part two): I Ran from Iran, Billy the Mountain, My Girl's Pussy, Rose Bowl Parade, Pasadena, My Parachute Won't Open, Jubilee Stomp, Something's in the Bag, Warm Leatherette, Geek's Revenge, Ayatollah, Ain't We Crazy, Everybody Wants my Fanny Jan 6, 1980 [ Play List ] (Added Jul 31, 2011) |
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KSAN 1980 (part one): Goodbye 50's Hello 60's, Everybody's Truckin', Basketball Jones, Ten Days After Christmas, Pasties and a G-String, The Eggplant that Ate Chicago, Moose on the Loose, Two Hits and the Joint Turned Brown, Laughing Gnome, Music Business Lament, Idi Amin Amazin' Man Jan 6, 1980 [ Play List ] (Added Jul 31, 2011) |
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TOP TEN 1131: The Top Ten for July 2011, plus excursions to Scat Vocal Land, Meat Land, Grannyland and the Land of Songs about Labor Unions -- not to mention Hogwarts. No additional charge! Jul 30, 2011 [ Play List ] (Added Jul 30, 2011) |
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BRITISH DEMENTIA/BOTTOM NINE-AND-A-HALF (part 2): Sick Man Blues, The Doctor, Gasman Cometh, Nappy Love, Chinese Nights, Lily the Pink, Crepitation Contest, B.C., Green Fuzz, Fish, Open Your Box, Once You Understand, The World Is, I'm Surfin' Oct 7, 1979 [ Play List ] (Added Jul 24, 2011) |
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BRITISH DEMENTIA WITH IAN WHITCOMB (part 1): I'm Nuts About Screwy Music, Men Who Love Women Who Love Men, Stately Homes of England, England's Glory, Hot Nuts, Mad Dogs & Englishmen, Ying Tong Song, Pet Shop, My Old Ma's a Dustman, The Harvest of Love, Scottish Trip Oct 7, 1979 [ Play List ] (Added Jul 24, 2011) |
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BALLADS (PART 2) 1130: Back in April Dr. D devoted a show to Ballads - songs that tell a story. There are a whole lot more very Demented ballads we didn't get to back then, and here they are, plus the uncensored "Legend of the USS Titanic" and other goodies. A few durty words in that song and the Axis of Awesome pieces, plus the bonus tracks. Jul 23, 2011 [ Play List ] (Added Jul 23, 2011) |
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MEN: In my Country, I Was Born About 10 Million Songs Ago, I Like Your Skin, I Did it All for the Wookie, Mambo #5, M-I-L-K, I'm Bad, California Kid, I'm Tough, What if Bob Was One of Us, Viagra in the Waters Oct 17, 1999 [ Play List ] (Added Jul 17, 2011) |
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Zorro, Obese Man, It's in the Book, Desecration Rag, Napoleon, Mother Goose's Wine, Need a Little Sugar in my Bowl, Temptation, Them Poems, Harry the Hairy Ape, I'm Against It, Psychedelic Love, Rats in my Room May 18, 1975 [ Play List ] (Added Jul 17, 2011) |
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COMICS 1129: We celebrate the comics this week...comic strips, comic books, and their big and small screen spinoffs. Several very rare items from the 1920s and 1930s. Also - Axis of Awesome vs. The Key of Awesome...a few naughty words here and there, and some irreverence in the last bonus track. Jul 16, 2011 [ Play List ] (Added Jul 16, 2011) |
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PINKARD & BOWDEN PROFILE: Life Sucks then You Die, Dear Abby, The Blob, Old Weird Harold, Wrestlers Just Wanna Bust Heads, Apartheid Lover, Three Mile Island, Anniversary Song, Funny Butt Nov 3, 1985 [ Play List ] (Added Jul 10, 2011) |
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(KMET LIVE) DAWS BUTLER INTERVIEW: Buckwheat Toupee, Su-sushio, I'm not Home Right Now, Short People, Maternity Girl, Rapping Nerd, Yogi Bear theme, Person to Person, Purple Rain, ABC's of Dead Russian Leaders Sep 29, 1985 [ Play List ] (Added Jul 10, 2011) |
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WEIRD AL INTERIVEW + THE YEAR 1985 1128: "Weird Al" Yankovic is our guest this week, celebrating "Alpocalypse" and discussing tattoos, technical emergencies and the CIA among other things. Afterward we celebrate 1985, one of the great years in Demented history, with way more hits than I can mention in this blurb. In the bonus tracks, the late Gaye Delorme tells us how he wrote "The Rodeo Song" (and sings it, uncensored)...also, a very lively 1985 backstage interview with Emo Philips. Jul 9, 2011 [ Play List ] (Added Jul 9, 2011) |
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BEATLES 20TH ANNIVERSARY: My Girl's Been Bitten by the Beatle Bug, Letter to the Beatles, Beatles Barber, I Want to Hold Your Hand, Ringo for President, A Hard Day's Night, That's My Life My Love and My Home, Carousel of Love, Umpa Umpa Jan 22, 1984 [ Play List ] (Added Jul 3, 2011) |
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Here Comes the Man with the Jive, Ducktail, When Lulu's Gone, What Killed the Dog, Barnacle Bill, Gerald McBoing Boing, Stacker Lee, The Mummy, Don't Knock the Rock, Matzoh Balls, Bucket T, Bad Motorcycle Apr 9, 1972 [ Play List ] (Added Jul 3, 2011) |
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ALL-AMERICAN 1127: Here's our annual All-American show for 2011. All kinds of amazingly American music & comedy for your Fourth of July celebration. Plus our tributes to Wild Man Fischer (with an interview in the bonus tracks, never before broadcast outside L.A.) and Red Blanchard, the zany DJ who launched Nervous Norvus' career. A few cuss words (Baldbox, Richard Cheese) and a bit of gruesome (Sufjan Stevens). Jul 2, 2011 [ Play List ] (Added Jul 2, 2011) |
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PART TWO: Cocker Spaniel Song, Fruit Song, Maggie, Mr. Segal, Bird Bathroom, The Tree, Cruising Through Westwood, You Tell Her I Stutter, I'm a Swinger, Sister Mary Elephant, Ajax Mortuary, Sex with a Gun Jun 10, 1979 [ Play List ] (Added Jun 26, 2011) |
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PART ONE: Summertime, June is Busting out all Over, Leap up and Down, Sister Carolina, The Girlfriend of the Whirling Dervish, Who Was the Man Who Put the Line in Gasoline, Beak, From the Bottom of my Heart, I Shot my Manager, Butch Barbarian, Here Comes Bob, Clip Clop Jun 10, 1979 [ Play List ] (Added Jun 26, 2011) |
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TOP TEN 1126: Here's the Top Ten for June, plus tracks from Weird Al's new CD, and provocative songs by Mark Silverman, winner of the International Songwriting Competition comedy/novelty category. Explicit language/content: "Titties and Beer," of course, plus the bonus tracks. Jun 25, 2011 [ Play List ] (Added Jun 25, 2011) |
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MEDICAL DEMENTIA: Hardware Store, Rap Institute of America, TV Mama, Punk Rock Heaven, Space Jam, Puking in the Parking Lot, Alone Again, Outside the Hospital, Prednisone, Goodness Gracious Me, Working Where the Sun Don't Shine, 2600, Dumbledore Sep 11, 2005 [ Play List ] (Added Jun 19, 2011) |
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Surfing Shark, If, Dragnet, Moustache Song, Madalena Hadalena, Sunday Drivers, Gee Officer Krupke, The Man I Love, Jack Payne's Party, Gentry's Gin, Watch World War III on Pay TV, Pincus the Peddler, Star Drek, Lumberjack Song Jun 13, 1976 [ Play List ] (Added Jun 19, 2011) |
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FISHING 1125: Summer's here...time for some serious fishin'! Well, not all that serious on this show, but we do have a boatful of songs about fish and (mostly) fishing. We also have the debut of a new tribute to Weird Al, the family tree of Minnie the Moocher, a stack of songs with extra special sound effects, and Demented farewells to James Arness and Jack Kevorkian. Jun 18, 2011 [ Play List ] (Added Jun 18, 2011) |
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NORM KATUNA IN-STUDIO GUEST (part 2): The Bears, You are so Rare to Me, Telling my Troubles to a Mule, Let's Misbehave, Hippity Hop, Pittsburgh Pennsylvania, Sarah Sitting in a Shoeshine Shop, I Want You for Christmas, Is This Any Way to Run an Airline, Christmas Balls (MONO ONLY) Dec 16, 1973 [ Play List ] (Added Jun 12, 2011) |
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NORM KATUNA IN-STUDIO GUEST (part 1): Roll Your Leg Over, Jeepers Creepers, Social Security, Duck's Yas Yas, Hello DJ, Wabash Cannonball, Zoot Suit, Dancing My Fanny Around, Sick Manny's Gym, Nature Boy, Serutan Yob, Let me Play with Your Poodle, Cocaine Habit (MONO ONLY) Dec 16, 1973 [ Play List ] (Added Jun 12, 2011) |
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MONKEYS 1124: Dr. Demento monkeys with your mind this week, with two dozen songs about monkeys. Rare items include an unreleased track by the Mystic Knights of the Oingo Boingo, precursors of Oingo Boingo.
(Note: Explicit language and sexual references in the bonus tracks, especially the last one). Jun 11, 2011 [ Play List ] (Added Jun 11, 2011) |
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RECORDS ABOUT RECORDS: Shaddup Your Face, Plastic Jesus, Mr. Ed, Where's the Dress, The Little Man, Back from the Shadows, Repetition, Genie the Magic Record, This is Stereo, Long Playing Daddy, Spliceway to Heaven Sep 23, 1984 [ Play List ] (Added Jun 5, 2011) |
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SPINAL TAP INTERVIEW: Bagpipes That's my Bag, If I Give up the Saxophone, Serenade to a Maid, I Couldn't Spell Phbbt, Big Bottom, My Old Man, Summertime, Bras on 45, Breaking up is Hard on You Mar 11, 1984 [ Play List ] (Added Jun 5, 2011) |
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THE YEAR 1984 1123: We salute the demented songs of 1984. Weird Al's big breakthrough year is also memorable for "The Homecoming Queen's Got a Gun," "99 Dead Baboons," "The Curly Shuffle" and more enduring Demented hits. We also salute the songs of acne, and "Barney Google" sent me off on a stream of consciousness which I share with a bit of trepidation. We're rated PG this week. Jun 4, 2011 [ Play List ] (Added Jun 4, 2011) |
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PICO AND SEPULVEDA CONTEST ENTRIES 1973: This is not a radio show, but something special. In 1973 the Doc held a contest, inviting listeners to produce and tape new versions of his theme song. Thirty-four entries were submitted, including newly-composed songs as well as various arrangements of the original song. Dr. Demento, with the help of Captain Chaos and Jungle Judy, picked a grand prize winner along with nine runners-up. This post contains all 34 entries. They are heard in the random order in which Dr. Demento and his friends opened the packages and played the tapes. You can have fun second-guessing Dr. D and picking your own winner! No Dr. D announcements are heard; to repeat, this is not a radio show.
Truth in advertising department: One entry in this contest is not here. That is an entry on which a very young Alfred Yankovic played backup accordion. He remembers making the tape and submitting the entry. (This was 1973, when Al would have been 13 years old). We suspect that it was lost in the mail, or perhaps arrived too late for the deadline. It was definitely not among the entries judged by Dr. Demento that evening. The search continues. Another accordion player was, however, among the entrants that you will hear.
Another non-winning entry, which you will also hear, is by several members of a group that would, soon after this contest, make more music that became very familiar to Dr. D listeners: the Roto Rooter Goodtime Christmas Band. Apr 9, 1973 [ Play List ] (Added May 29, 2011) |
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TOP TEN 1122: Here's the Top Ten for May. Other treats include vintage comedy from the National Jukebox and from the Benny Bell collection of the Judaica Sound Archives at Florida Atlantic University. Some widely scattered cuss words in this show. Note: The next Top Ten will be uploaded Saturday, June 25 (not June 26 as the Doctor says on this show). May 28, 2011 [ Play List ] (Added May 28, 2011) |
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(KMET LIVE PART 2) TOM T-BONE STANKUS INTERVIEW: Fish, Mrs. Jaws, The Song with the Names of Singers in It, Libra, Frank, T-Bone Talkin' Woman, The Day I Met Mr. Peanut, Seduced, I Ain't Got Nobody, It's Still Billy Joel to Me, Let's Make A Dope Deal, Harv Kirshner Mar 22, 1981 [ Play List ] (Added May 22, 2011) |
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(KMET LIVE PART 1) BONZO DOG SPOTLIGHT: I Made a Fool of Myself over John Foster Dulles, Potatoland Introduction, Meltdown, Atomic Power, Papa Rolled His Own, Borneo, Alcatraz, I'm Happy Just to Dance with You, Trouser Press, Terry Keeps His Clips On, Pinball Wizard, Saturday Night Fish Fry Mar 22, 1981 [ Play List ] (Added May 22, 2011) |
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INSANITY & PSYCHIATRY PART 2 1121: Here's the sequel to our Insanity and Psychiatry show that was uploaded March 12. No duplication with that show - this will totally expand your collection of absolute innnnnn-sanity! Also included are three songs from the Trey Parker- Matt Stone - Robert Lopez Broadway smash "The Book of Mormon." (ATTENTION - the one in the bonus tracks has major blasphemy and very rough language!) Also in the bonus tracks (ahead of that Book of Mormon song) - four songs recorded in the 1920s and 1930s about the Mississippi floods back then, very similar to this year's catastrophe. May 21, 2011 [ Play List ] (Added May 21, 2011) |
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Sidewalk Surfing, Dying Business, Prisoner's Song, Traffic Song, Hold Tight, Who Is It, Pinball Wizard, Take Off Your Clothes, Walnut Story, Martian Hop, Spam, It's a Gas May 11, 1975 [ Play List ] (Added May 15, 2011) |
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DOGS ON KLSX: Hot Dog Boogie, Uecker, Paralyzed, Get Out of my Lane, Sean and Madonna, Dawn of a New Day, Cosmic Debris, Mystery Train, Ollie Shred, Pit Bull Owners of Cerritos, Live Puppies, Old Shep, Dead Puppies Aug 16, 1987 [ Play List ] (Added May 15, 2011) |
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MILITARY 1120: Here's our bin Laden retrospective...Dr D brings back a bunch of the best (and one or two of the worst) songs about the world's most wanted man...including songs recorded right after 9-11 and a couple recorded after his demise. We'd already scheduled a salute to the military for this week, and that fits right in...lots of songs about life in the Army, Navy, Air Force and Marines created by the people who have lived that life. May 14, 2011 [ Play List ] (Added May 14, 2011) |
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ROBERT ARMSTRONG COUCH POTATO INTERVIEW: Save Jerry Lewis, Big and Round, Lord Won't You Shield Me from Brooke, Christmas Dragnet, Where Do You Work John, Bonanza, Get a Load of This, Small Fry Mambo, Real McCoys Cha Cha, I Love Lucy, I Need Your Help Barry Manilow, Smoke Two Joints Dec 11, 1983 [ Play List ] (Added May 8, 2011) |
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HALLOWEEN WITH ELVIRA CO-HOST: Spider and the Fly, I Want to Bite Your Hand, Halloween Spooks, The Lurch, Horror Movies, Please Mr. Gravedigger, Haunted House of Rock, Dead, Dracula, Skeleton in the Closet, Horror Movies, Putting on the Ritz, Vegas Vampire, We Are Dead Oct 30, 1983 [ Play List ] (Added May 8, 2011) |
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THE YEAR 1983 1119: We salute the year 1983...the year of Monty Python's last feature film and "Weird Al" Yankovic's first album, plus a whole lot more top-drawer Dementia. Note #1 - For more Mother's Day songs, see our shows dated 5/9/2010, 5/10/09 or the second Sunday in May of many other years. Note #2: The death of Osama bin Laden occurred after this show was completed; this will be duly commemorated on our next show, uploading Saturday, May 14. May 7, 2011 [ Play List ] (Added May 7, 2011) |
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LIVE ON KMET: Waterloo, Moon Dawg, Flying Saucer 3rd, Jitterbugs on Parade, Duck's Yas Yas Yas, new cocaine salad, Dirty Motorcycle, The Wild One, Poppity Pop, Fever, Sleep Walk Mar 26, 1972 [ Play List ] (Added May 1, 2011) |
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CHRISTMAS PART 2/4: Holy Shit It's Christmas, You Ain't Getting Diddley Squat, Santa Baby, Redneck 12 Days of Christmas, Santa's Gonna Kick Your Ass, Blue Christmas, Damn it I'm Vixen, Osama Got Run Over by a Reindeer Dec 7, 2003 [ Play List ] (Added May 1, 2011) |
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TOP TEN 1118: The Top Ten for April, plus one of the first "live" comedy records ever, two 1930s hits that just might contain the "f-word", and some truckin' tunes. For the bonus tracks, some of my grandfather's favorites. Apr 30, 2011 [ Play List ] (Added Apr 30, 2011) |
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(KMET LIVE PART 2) RUTH WALLIS INTERVIEW: Hot Rod Race, Hot Rod Lincoln, Davy's Dinghy, The Gay Young Lad, I Like Bananas Because They Have No Bones, Granny Won't You Smoke Some Marijuana, Is That All There Is?, Don't Spray It, The Mummy, Ballad of Ben Gay, Another Puff, Titties & Beer Jul 16, 1978 [ Play List ] (Added Apr 24, 2011) |
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(KMET LIVE PART 1) Streakin' USA, In Heaven There is no Beer, Zumelweiss, Beer Beer Bottla Beer, Show it at the Beach, Steak & Potatoes, Doggy Doo, Beam Me Up Scotty, Yellow Submarine, Herbert the Pervert, Let's Make Lust, Jesus Christ Football Star, Men, Waiting for Jane, California Summertime, Dance of the Hours Jul 16, 1978 [ Play List ] (Added Apr 24, 2011) |
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POLICE 1117: Our 2 1/2 hour show this week features a tribute to the police. All kinds of attitude(s), pro and con. Also, the debut of WEIRD AL'S BRAND NEW Lady Gaga parody, "Perform This Way." Apr 23, 2011 [ Play List ] (Added Apr 23, 2011) |
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SPIKE JONES & WILD MAN FISCHER: William Tell Overture, Basketball Jones, Big Balls, Let Me Play with It, I Looked Around You, Derailroaded, Mickey Mouse, Minnie Mouse, Digital Duck, I'm the Sound Effects Man, Want Ads, Russian Bandstand, Ping Pong Ball Head Feb 5, 1984 [ Play List ] (Added Apr 17, 2011) |
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Happy Song, Raindrops Keep Falling on my Head, One Piece at a Time, Skateboard Bill, Dunking Bagel, New Horizons in Music Appreciation, Mountain Dew, The Day I Drank a Glass of Water, Killer Curve, Famous Rear Concerto, Political Science, Gumball Wizard May 30, 1976 [ Play List ] (Added Apr 17, 2011) |
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BALLADS 1116: This week's show features a big, big bunch of ballads - story songs (mostly) about all sorts of fabulous characters. Also note the Mel Blanc rarities including his voiceover demo tape.
Explicit language/content: Maclean & Laclean, Ween, Nuclear Bubble Wrap, Jesse Smith Apr 16, 2011 [ Play List ] (Added Apr 16, 2011) |
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MOON ZAPPA INTERVIEW (part 2): Drafted Again, Battle of the Falklands, I'm the Greek Ambassador, Old Man Atom, 51 Beers, I'm Popeye the Sailor Man, Those Two Dreadful Children, Heaving on a Jet Plane, Hey Freddie, Yoda, Valley Girl May 30, 1982 [ Play List ] (Added Apr 10, 2011) |
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MOON ZAPPA INTERVIEW (part 1): Smut, He's the Groove, Benny the Bouncer, All About Turds, San Fernando Valley, Annie Logan Eat Your Heart Out, Almost Degraded, Cigarette Song, Stallone Again Naturally, Dirty Song, I Predict May 30, 1982 [ Play List ] (Added Apr 10, 2011) |
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THE YEAR 1982 1115: We bring back 1982 with two dozen songs and performances from that vintage year, including some we haven't played in a quarter century. Also featured: breasts, nuclear emergencies, breakup songs, the "Friday" thing, the late Roger Abbott, and the equally late Elizabeth Taylor.
Explicit language: Zucker, Pesci, the Nails. Apr 9, 2011 [ Play List ] (Added Apr 9, 2011) |
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THE BOBS INTERVIEW: Good Morning Bluebird, Take off Your Clothes, Music Sex & Cookies, Pac-Man Fever, Epithets, Turbo Noise Hair Clippers, 99 Dead Baboons, Giant Robot Store, Helter Skelter, Sounds of Sinus, Army Careers Jan 9, 2005 [ Play List ] (Added Apr 3, 2011) |
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DR DEMENTO's BIRTHDAY 1114: This is a special show on the occasion of Dr. Demento's birthday. As you may have noticed, the Doctor is enthusiastic about a great many kinds of music. Here he gets a chance to play some of his favorite records that aren't necessarily funny or "demented" - jazz, blues, rock, even some classical. He tells us how he got interested in each particular type of music.
Dr. Demento's usual insanity returns next week, along with the Demented News and the bonus tracks. Apr 2, 2011 [ Play List ] (Added Apr 2, 2011) |
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BOB & BOB LIVE IN STUDIO (part 2): On The Amazon, Sixpence, Go to the Police, We're not the Hoosier Hot Shots, Celery Stalks at Midnight, Makin' Out, Star Gores, DIVORCE Sep 3, 1978 [ Play List ] (Added Mar 27, 2011) |
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KMET LIVE SEPTEMBER 1978 (part 1): Normal, Talking Union, Are You for Real?, Roll Me Over, Crazy People, Gloomy Sunday, You Need Feet, Hair, Downwind Dan, Fooba Wooba John Sep 3, 1978 [ Play List ] (Added Mar 27, 2011) |
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TOP TEN/DEVO SPICE INTERVIEW 1113: The Top Ten for March, plus an interview with Devo Spice celebrating his new CD "Gnome Sane" (he explains what that title means, among other things), a mini-history of acid rock (in memory of Owsley Stanley), and lots of requests and new stuff. A few tracks have explicit content. Mar 26, 2011 [ Play List ] (Added Mar 26, 2011) |
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Who Put the Benzedrine, The Trouble with Harry, Put the Bone in, The Trepidation Contest, The Gooey Duck Song, Them Toad Suckers, Who's Next, My Bonnie Lass She Smelleth, Big Bruce May 4, 1975 [ Play List ] (Added Mar 20, 2011) |
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TOM LEHRER INTERVIEW PART 3: Wreck the Halls, We Need a Little Hanukkah, I'm Too Sexy, Right Said Fred, Remember Pearl Harbor, I Got Loaded, Silent E, You Don't Bring Me..., It's a Gas Dec 1, 1991 [ Play List ] (Added Mar 20, 2011) |
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SPRINGTIME/BASEBALL/BUBBLING UNDER 1112: Our topic this week is a triple feature - springtime, baseball, and Demented Near Misses: novelty songs from Billboard's Bubbling Under charts, songs that almost but not quite made the magazine's Hot 100, the most authoritative chart for U.S. singles. More of those in the bonus tracks, along with one more Charlie Sheen song. "Bieber Vs. Beethoven" and "Charlie Sheen On the Scene" have durty wirds. Mar 19, 2011 [ Play List ] (Added Mar 19, 2011) |
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TOM LEHRER INTERVIEW PART 2: An Axl Christmas, Give Yourself a Hand, Lirty Dies, Philadelphia Lawyer, Electro Bash 1991, Beam Me up Scotty, Be Prepared, Teeny Tiny, Gunslinger, Stepped in What? Nov 24, 1991 [ Play List ] (Added Mar 13, 2011) |
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TOM LEHRER INTERVIEW PART 1: Elderly Man River, Big Butt, Cup Cakes, Touch Yourself, MC Hammer, I Saw Elvis Dressed as Santa Claus, Poisoning Pigeons in the Park, Merry Minuet Nov 17, 1991 [ Play List ] (Added Mar 13, 2011) |
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INSANITY 1111: Our topic this week is mental health, and the lack of it: insanity and psychiatry. (Surprisingly, we haven't covered this topic in over a decade until now). Also: songs for St. Patrick's Day, a song recorded live at the protests in Madison, WI, and some songs about Libya from the 1980s. (Lots of those in the bonus tracks). One f-word in "Liquor and Whores." Mar 12, 2011 [ Play List ] (Added Mar 12, 2011) |
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CHILDREN (from Morris Studios): I've Got a Tan like David Hasselhoff, Insane and the Brain, I Killed Chatty Kathy, Laughing Gnome, Subway Song, Buddy Can You Spare a Condo, Those Two Dreadful Children, Hippity Hop, I Know You're a Fish, In My Country Jul 27, 1997 [ Play List ] (Added Mar 6, 2011) |
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STEVE GOODMAN INTERVIEW: The Return of Jed, I Had Sex on TV, Let's Do It, Life is a Rock, Chicken Cordon Blues, Elvis Imitators, Vegematic Song, Stinky Breath Jul 24, 1983 [ Play List ] (Added Mar 6, 2011) |
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DOCTORS 1110: The Doctor of Funny Music celebrates all those other Doctors this week, along with hospitals, diseases, transfusions, everything medical...including a salute to Hadacol, the alcoholic vitamin tonic that swept the nation in 1949-51. Mar 5, 2011 [ Play List ] (Added Mar 5, 2011) |
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CAPTAIN BEEFHEART INTERVIEW (part 2): Ethel Pump, At the Moving Picture Ball, Glorious, I Love Rock and Roll, Big Eyed Beans from Venus, Ice Cream for Crow, Butcher Pete, Work the Meat, Hey Dickie, Steve, I Had Sex with E.T. Nov 7, 1982 [ Play List ] (Added Feb 27, 2011) |
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KMET NOVEMBER 1982 (part 1): I Had Sex on TV, Blue Danube, Last Meal, silicon Valley Guy, Looking for a Living, Tubular Bells, Punks Get Off the Grass, Bodine Brown, Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer, TVGB's Nov 7, 1982 [ Play List ] (Added Feb 27, 2011) |
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TOP TEN 1109: The Top Ten for February, plus songs about Egypt, hair, underwear, happiness, zombies and motorcycles. Explicit and/or controversial content: "Letter in the Mail" and all the bonus tracks. Feb 26, 2011 [ Play List ] (Added Feb 26, 2011) |
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Sarah, An Old Beer Bottle, Streakin' USA, Let's Do It, Nina-kocka-nina, The Bears, Fash, Moose on the Loose, Flushed from the Bathroom of your Heart, Boobs a Lot, Friendly Neighborhood Narco Agent Apr 27, 1975 [ Play List ] (Added Feb 20, 2011) |
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(KMET LIVE) I Hate When That Happens, Mayberry Beret, Buckwheat Toupee, Hamster Love, Deep in the Heart of Jersey, I'm Tough, Roast Chicken Faces, You Were Speeding, Another One Rides the Bus, You Look Marvelous (MONO ONLY) Sep 15, 1985 [ Play List ] (Added Feb 20, 2011) |
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THE YEAR 1981 1108: Here's our salute to 1981, another titanic year in the Land of Dementia. Listed below (starting with "Yoda") are some of the many all-time Demented hits that debuted on the show that year. And...as we kiss goodbye to Valentine season, we have some anti-Valentine songs for you (like "One More Minute" and "#2 On You"). NOTE: The bonus tracks this week are not recommended for children...lots of explicit language and content. Feb 19, 2011 [ Play List ] (Added Feb 19, 2011) |
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BETTE MIDLER INTERVIEW: Pepino, Minnie the Moocher (Alfred Newman version), You're Moving Out Today, Stomping at the Savoy, Piece of my Heart, Old Man Atom, Sixteen Pounds, Dodgers vs. Reds, Just a Banana, Spam May 8, 1977 [ Play List ] (Added Feb 13, 2011) |
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MOTHER'S DAY: Let's Keep the Dodgers in Brooklyn, Up Your Nose, Don't Never Hurt Your Mother, Taking in the Terrier, Rootie Kazootie, Wonderful Wino, What is a Freem, It Never Rains in Sunny California, Bombed Anyway May 8, 1977 [ Play List ] (Added Feb 13, 2011) |
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VALENTINE'S DAY 1107: Our annual Valentine's show features two dozen Demented love songs - totally different from the ones played last year (Feb. 14, 2010). Feb 12, 2011 [ Play List ] (Added Feb 12, 2011) |
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SPRINGTIME: What if God Were Snagglepuss, Ding Fries are Done, If You're a Viper, Ape Call, Gump, Ode to my Car, Blues Traveler, Springtime for Hitler, Surf the Net, Mama Don't Allow It Mar 24, 1996 [ Play List ] (Added Feb 6, 2011) |
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KMET MARCH 1972: Stepping Out, Make Yourself Comfortable, Ooh Dr. Kinsey, I Wish I Was a Car, Down by the Station, F.D.R. in Trinidad, Crazy Man Crazy, Cocka Mau Mau, Labio Dental Fricative, Chaos Mar 19, 1972 [ Play List ] (Added Feb 6, 2011) |
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LET'S SONGS 1106: In 1928 legendary composer Cole Porter wrote his first major hit song, "Let's Do It," very risque for its time. Since then there have been hundreds more "let's" songs, many of them thoroughly Demented. Also in this show are Denis Leary's latest (re political correctness), a lively 1947 ode to San Francisco's cable cars, and a hilarious mid-1930s take on the Middle East. Feb 5, 2011 [ Play List ] (Added Feb 5, 2011) |
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10TH ANNIVERSARY LIVE AT THE COUNTRY CLUB (part 2): Temple City Kazoo Orchestra, Sulu, Willio & Phillio, Rose & The Arrangement, Tom T-Bone Stankus, Barnes & Barnes, Weird Al Yankovic (MONO ONLY) Mar 21, 1981 [ Play List ] (Added Jan 30, 2011) |
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10TH ANNIVERSARY LIVE AT THE COUNTRY CLUB (part 1): Glenn Super, Damaskas, Doodles Weaver, Ogden Edsl (PART OF RECORDING IS DEFECTIVE) (MONO ONLY) Mar 21, 1981 [ Play List ] (Added Jan 30, 2011) |
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TOP TEN 1105: Here's the first Top Ten of 2011...plus lots of songs about horses (with more in the bonus tracks), a bit of rare Zappa, and (in the bonus tracks) a long-unavailable comedy rap by Dr. Demento himself, with music by Barnes & Barnes. Jan 29, 2011 [ Play List ] (Added Jan 29, 2011) |
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CAPTAIN BEEFHEART INTERVIEW (part 2): Snails and Slugs, There's a New Sound, Tropical Hot Dog Night, The Blimp, Disco Crep, Beans, Birthday, Bike, Moped City, Hello DJ, Giant Munchkin Dwarf, Chaos, Titties and Beer Nov 26, 1978 [ Play List ] (Added Jan 23, 2011) |
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KMET NOV 1978 (part 1): In The River, Put Some Death in Your Life, I Belong to Glasgow, Piddling Pup, Fowl Talk, DOAP, She's Not Gonna Be in my Song, Asiatic Flu, Foreign Car, Beatles Christmas, Lydia the Tattooed Lady Nov 26, 1978 [ Play List ] (Added Jan 23, 2011) |
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THE YEAR 1980 1104: This week we remember 1980. It was a vintage year for Dementia - "Existential Blues," "Another One Rides the Bus," Barnes & Barnes' first album, the first-ever comedy rap record, and a whole lot more. In the second hour of this show we bring back some of the year's biggest Demented hits and some long-forgotten favorites. Note: "The Rodeo Song" is the unexpurgated original, and "Never Be Rude To An Arab" has some ethnic and racial slurs used for totally satiric purposes. Jan 22, 2011 [ Play List ] (Added Jan 22, 2011) |
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THE MANHATTAN TRANSFER: Max from the Income Tax, She Had to Go and Lose it at the Astor, Psychedelic Love, Java Jive, Hot Rod Race, Tiger Rag, Old MacDonald Had a Farm, Freckle Song, Screamin' Meemies from Planet X Apr 20, 1975 [ Play List ] (Added Jan 16, 2011) |
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(KLSX LIVE) MONEY: This is Ponderous, Amoeba Hop, Wolf Blitzer, I Ran to Iran, Pluck Out Hussein's Eyes, I Saw it All on CNN, Ice Age Baby, Busted, Money, Greenbacks, Where's the Money, I Can Get it for You Wholesale, Scudbusters, M.C. Hammer Feb 24, 1991 [ Play List ] (Added Jan 16, 2011) |
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DIETING 1103: The second half of this show is especially for everyone who made a New Year's resolution to lose weight. Aren't diets a riot? We also deal with wizards and lizards, crabs and alligators, lasagna and pizza, trash and garbage. Jan 15, 2011 [ Play List ] (Added Jan 15, 2011) |
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MARIJUANA MELODIES (part 2): Rutabaga Boogie, Chant of the Weed, Marahuana, If You're a Viper, Reefer Man, Man from Harlem, All the Jive is Gone, Eloise, Making Whoope, Giving it to Mary, What Are You Squawking About, Good for Nothing, Orange Colored Sky (MONO ONLY) Feb 17, 1974 [ Play List ] (Added Jan 9, 2011) |
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NORM KATUNA GUEST (part 1): Zulu Drake, Hawaiian Lei Song, Hospitality Blues, What is an Indian, Pussy Pussy Pussy, Eighth Wonder of the World, Nyok Nyok Nyok, Old Betsy Goes Boing Boing Boing, At the Old Maids Ball, Out of Gas, How to Beat the Horses (MONO ONLY) Feb 17, 1974 [ Play List ] (Added Jan 9, 2011) |
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CAPTAIN BEEFHEART TRIBUTE 1102: Robots & monkeys, Laurel & Hardy, buses & trucks, and eyebrow hairs all get their due in this show. In place of the bonus tracks, the Doctor shares memories of (and conversations with) that master of mad music, Captain Beefheart (who died in December), in a 55+-minute tribute. Jan 8, 2011 [ Play List ] (Added Jan 8, 2011) |
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HUNTING 9946: Wiener Dog Polka, I am Cow, Livin Like John Travolta, Belly up to the Bar, No No Song, Y2K Hooray, Daffy Duck Rhapsody, Hunting Tigers out in India, Devil Went to Jamaica Nov 14, 1999 [ Play List ] (Added Jan 2, 2011) |
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KMET FEB 1972: Nicotine Scene, Tricks Ain't Walking no More, Ling Ting Tong, Flower Children, Sally Goodin, The Cockfight, Red Rooster, Los Angeles, Blueberry Hill, Bad Boy Feb 13, 1972 [ Play List ] (Added Jan 2, 2011) |
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FUNNY 25 1101: Here's the Funny 25 for 2010. Only four of the songs are more than two years old! Thirteen of the 25 are parodies (there's also one re-working of a traditional song).
By contrast, we go back to the 1940s for the bonus tracks: two rarely-heard extended Spike Jones pieces, both over 12 minutes long. Jan 1, 2011 [ Play List ] (Added Jan 1, 2011) |
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KMET MAY 1982 (part 2): Clockwork Creep, Detergent, Heaving on a Jet Plane, Going to Pasadena, Atomic Power, We are Dead, Shaddup You Face, Rock Lobster, Shock Treatment, I Had Sex with Pac Man May 16, 1982 [ Play List ] (Added Dec 26, 2010) |
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(KMET LIVE PART 1) INTERVIEWS WITH GYPSY BOOTS AND OSCAR BRAND: Swallow my Love, Oh Mommy, Psycho Chicken, Building my Body, Shake my Family Tree, I'm my Own Grandma, Mr. Rubik, I'm Hip, Ca Plane Pour Moi May 16, 1982 [ Play List ] (Added Dec 26, 2010) |
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CHRISTMAS 1052: Our third and final Christmas show for 2010 features a big stack of songs about what people do on Christmas Day, plus songs about reactions to holiday gifts, and that dreaded After Christmas Syndrome. The bonus tracks feature some of the earliest known Christmas records (some over a century old) and one more R-rated Christmas outrage. Dec 25, 2010 [ Play List ] (Added Dec 25, 2010) |
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Fox in Socks, Legendary Chicken Fairy, Hooray Hooray I'm Going Away, I Used to Work in Chicago, Werewolf Mama, I Dream of Brownie with the Light Blue Jeans, Hospitality Blues, Wong Song, There Was a Fungus Among Us Apr 13, 1975 [ Play List ] (Added Dec 19, 2010) |
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WEIRD AL INTERVIEW FOR 3-D ALBUM: Breaking up is Hard on You, The Spider in the Bath, The Rat, My Baby's Got Rabies, Mental on my Mind, Teenage Lobotomy, Handle with Care, Me and my Goose, Shaving Cream, Eat It Feb 26, 1984 [ Play List ] (Added Dec 19, 2010) |
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CHRISTMAS 1051: Here's part two of our Christmas party for 2010, with holiday trash and treasures old and new. For the bonus tracks I've gathered seven of the most vile and disgusting holiday songs around, uncensored of course! The rest of the show is appropriately Demented family entertainment. Dec 18, 2010 [ Play List ] (Added Dec 18, 2010) |
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HALLOWEEN 1976 (part 2): Pop Hates the Beatles, Sky High Market, Disco Tech, Apprentice Vampire, Grim Grinning Ghosts, Midnight Stroll, Fruitless Assignment, Torture Never Stops, Moonlight Saving Time, He Hit Me, Backseat Driver, Hot Nuts Oct 31, 1976 [ Play List ] (Added Dec 12, 2010) |
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HALLOWEEN 1976 (part 1): Halloween Spooks, Headless Horseman, Big Debate, Wonderful Wino, Looney Tune, Election Medley, What Killed the Dog, Proud Mary, 200 Candles, Was I Drunk, With Her Head Tucked Underneath Her Arm Oct 31, 1976 [ Play List ] (Added Dec 12, 2010) |
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CHRISTMAS 1050: Here's the first of our three Christmas shows for 2010. It's a mad and merry mix of old favorites and 21st century carols, most of which weren't played in 2009. If you're flying home for the holidays you must hear this week's Demented News, the funniest bit yet about that T.S.A. business. Dec 11, 2010 [ Play List ] (Added Dec 11, 2010) |
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BIG THINGS: Sold out of Flagpoles, Them Moose Goosers, Totally Nude, Desperado, Big Ten-inch Record, Big Balls, Big Bottom, Big Butt, She's Big and Round, Reinstalling Windows, Kick Ass USA, This Land is Your Land Oct 7, 2001 [ Play List ] (Added Dec 5, 2010) |
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FIRST SUNDAY NIGHT ON KMET: Lordy Hoody, Charged up Turned up Rock 'n' Roll Singer, Buick 59, Ambrose Part 5, Thanks for the Memory, Hot Rod Race, Hot Rod Lincoln, Milk Cow Blues, Dark Was the Night Feb 6, 1972 [ Play List ] (Added Dec 5, 2010) |
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HANUKKAH 1049: We cover lots of ground this week in this two-and-a-half hour show...the TSA kerfluffle (the intimate side of air travel), the new Harry Potter flick, hot new Christmas dementia, a salute to winter, and a full hour of Hanukkah hilarity (or Chanukah chilarity if you prefer!) Dec 4, 2010 [ Play List ] (Added Dec 4, 2010) |
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PART TWO: DEVO INTERVIEW, Sink the Bismarck, Hit the Road Jack, Ape Call, Come on and Stomp, Religion and Politics, Big Bear Lake, Space Junk, Kindergarten of the Stars, Reefer Man Jul 8, 1979 [ Play List ] (Added Nov 28, 2010) |
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PART ONE: Don't Let Skylab Fall on Me, I Ran from Iran, Whatever Happened to Old Jack, Hippity Hop, Hot Nuts, Waiting for Jane, Matchbox Blues, Johnny Carson, Disco Sucks Jul 8, 1979 [ Play List ] (Added Nov 28, 2010) |
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TOP TEN 1048: Here's our Top Ten for November - the final Top Ten of 2010. Also on the subject menu are those intimate airport screenings, plus musical instruments, sciences, meat and television. The bonus tracks feature a couple of late 1950s novelty items plus the original "Tubby the Tuba." Nov 27, 2010 [ Play List ] (Added Nov 27, 2010) |
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The Trouble with Harry, Cincinnati Dancing Pig, Etiquette Blues, Blazing Saddles, Born to be Wild, Life Gets Teejus Don't It, Put the Bone In, I'm the Urban Spaceman Mar 23, 1975 [ Play List ] (Added Nov 21, 2010) |
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(KLSX LIVE) TODD RUNDGREN SPOTLIGHT: We are Dead, Foghorn Leghorn, Jimbo, I Snorted my Cat, I Don't Like, God's Own Drunk, Onomotopoeia, Lockjaw, The Way You Make Me Squeal Mar 6, 1988 [ Play List ] (Added Nov 21, 2010) |
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THANKSGIVING 1047: Here's our show for Thanksgiving 2010. We celebrate turkeys - the edible kind and the musical kind. Also on the menu are more songs about food, and a new song by the exceedingly eminent Mr. Stan Freberg and his wife Hunter. Some naughty words here and there ("Beer Nuts," "Have a Wonderful Hawaiian Christmas," "In Old Mexico," "Food!"). Nov 20, 2010 [ Play List ] (Added Nov 20, 2010) |
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FRANK ZAPPA GUEST DJ: Bang Bang Lulu, I Wanna Know, Low Ridin Cruiser, Going Down to Tijuana, Your Cash Ain't Nothing but Trash, How's Your Bird, My Pal Foot Foot, The Big Break, Cherokee Dance, I Got Loaded, It Hurts Me Too, The Jerk, Memories of El Monte, I Can't Be Satisfied Dec 24, 1973 [ Play List ] (Added Nov 14, 2010) |
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CHRISTMAS EVE SPECIAL HOUR: Chipmunk Song with Canned Heat, Pancho Claus, Beatles Christmas is Here Again, Pancho's Christmas, Story of Snoopy's Christmas, I Want You for Christmas, Christmas Balls, Santa Doesn't Cop Out on Dope (MONO ONLY) Dec 24, 1973 [ Play List ] (Added Nov 14, 2010) |
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NONSENSE 1046: This week we have an hour of songs that make no sense at all. In most cases that's totally on purpose...they're nonsense songs, after all! (If you like these, there are lots more on our show dated October 11, 2009. This show has only a few duplications of that one). Our bonus track this week is the Crepitation (i. e. farting) Contest (announced as the "Trepidation Contest" on the recording). By request, we have here the "Glick" re-creation, produced by a small record label in Oak Park, IL, ca. 1970. This is the version Dr. Demento played (heavily edited) in the 1970s and afterward; it is uncensored here, of course. (For the Canadian original, in a new audio restoration, see our show dated Feb. 28, 2010). Note: occasional 4-letter words ("Swedish Western," "Psycho Chicken," and the Contest). Nov 13, 2010 [ Play List ] (Added Nov 13, 2010) |
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KPPC SHOW TAPED IN SAN FRANCISCO: The Bird's The Word, Tule Fog, Down the Road a Piece, Making Whoopee, I Found a Love, Midnight Blue, I'm a Guitar Everyone Picks on Me, Delicious, Gailing Made It, I Don't Know, Why Why Why, Love is Strange (MONO ONLY) Sep 5, 1971 [ Play List ] (Added Nov 7, 2010) |
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WEIRD AL TALKS ABOUT ALAPALOOZA: Ren & Stimpy TV soundtrack songs, Donald Where's Your Troosers, Mrs. Fletcher, Louie Louie, Nina Cocka Nina, Frank's 2000" TV, The Big 5-0, My Bonnie Lass She Smelleth, It's Time for Killing Barney, Jurassic Park Oct 17, 1993 [ Play List ] (Added Nov 7, 2010) |
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TOP TEN 1045: Here's the Top Ten for October 2010, plus new stuff, trash 'n treasures from the Archives, and a bunch of requests. A bit of explicit language/adult content in the second hour. Nov 6, 2010 [ Play List ] (Added Nov 6, 2010) |
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FIRST SHOW ON KZOK (part 2): Mama Don't Allow It, Let's Misbehave, Where Did Robinson Crusoe Go, Noon Balloon to Rangoon, Turn on the Heat, Smoke on the Water, The Saga of Rex Feb 3, 1974 [ Play List ] (Added Oct 31, 2010) |
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FIRST SHOW ON KZOK (part 1): Wild Wild Women, Booley Wooger, Ole Svenson, Flat Foot Floogee, Dancing My Fannie Around, Home in Pasadena, Mention my Name in Sheboygan Feb 3, 1974 [ Play List ] (Added Oct 31, 2010) |
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HALLOWEEN 1044: Here's Part Two of our Halloween celebration for 2010. Counting the bonus tracks, over 2 1/2 hours of spooky tunes and scary melodies, including a couple of Edgar Allan Poe favorites. One s-word, and a bit of edgy satire here and there. Oct 30, 2010 [ Play List ] (Added Oct 30, 2010) |
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BOB & DOUG MCKENZIE CO-HOST (part 2): Stairway to Heaven, Whole Lotta Love, In Heaven There is no Beer, Hockey Song, Rodeo Song, Pac-Man Fever, Beer Frame, Big Balls, Let's Make a Dope Deal, Asteroids, Star Wars, Psycho Chicken, Jimmy Durante Nose, Take Off Jan 24, 1982 [ Play List ] (Added Oct 24, 2010) |
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JANUARY 1982 ON KMET (part 1): Dolly Parton's Tits, Sex Toy, Kinky Sex, Control the Urge, Ode to Billy Joel, Still Billy Joel to Me, He's Got a Way, Ronnie Reagan Rag, I Hate Cats, When Lulu's Gone, The Blob, Elvis Imitator, Two Left Feet, Mr. Rubik, Super Skier Jan 24, 1982 [ Play List ] (Added Oct 24, 2010) |
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HALLOWEEN PART 1 1043: Here's the first of our two Halloween shows for 2010. Over two hours of spooky tunes and scary melodies! Lots of old favorites and some we haven't played before. Oct 23, 2010 [ Play List ] (Added Oct 23, 2010) |
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GRAHAM CHAPMAN INTERVIEW (part 2): Eating Food, Life Men Candy and Paree, Liberty Bell March, Oscar Wilde and Friends, Medical Love Song, Farewell to John Denver, No No Song, the Fisherman Sep 21, 1980 [ Play List ] (Added Oct 17, 2010) |
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KMET SEPTEMBER 1980 (part 1): Moustache Song, Iowa Pot, Doctor and the Monks, Public School Lunch, Chevrolet Six, Little Forty Ford, Chicken, Dogball, Mine Yopper, Violent Love, Four or Five Times, I Heard Sep 21, 1980 [ Play List ] (Added Oct 17, 2010) |
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HUNTING 1042: Our theme this week is hunting. A bloody, dangerous and controversial sport, and one that's inspired more funny songs than any other sport we can think of. Notes: 1) "The Preacher and the Bear," written in 1904, has racial references typical of that era (not the n-word). 2) The first two Bonus Tracks have lots of explicit language. Oct 16, 2010 [ Play List ] (Added Oct 16, 2010) |
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WEIRD AL POODLE HAT INTERVIEW: There's a New Sound, Ritalin, Ballad of William Robinson, Hardware Store, Baby Likes Burping, A Loan Again Naturally, Hole in the Bucket, Wildwood Weed, Stealing Like a Hobbit May 25, 2003 [ Play List ] (Added Oct 10, 2010) |
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EARLIEST DR. DEMENTO AIRCHECKS! Long before mad music and crazy comedy took over, listen to two early one-hour segments of the Doc on Steven Clean's show on KPPC in November and December of 1970. He plays an eclectic mix of blues, forgotten oldies, and the unexpected, including a few comedy/novelty tunes. Features medleys of songs about Los Angeles, cigarettes, and rolling stones. (MONO ONLY) Nov 19, 1970 [ Play List ] [ Play List ] (Added Oct 10, 2010) |
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40TH ANNIVERSARY 1041: Our 40th anniversary show features 35 of the show's greatest hits, complete and uninterrupted, with Dr Demento's stories about how the show began, grew, and evolved. Nearly 2 1/2 hours of great Demented entertainment! Oct 9, 2010 [ Play List ] (Added Oct 9, 2010) |
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KLSX 20TH ANNIVERSARY SHOW: interviews with Larry Groce, Mel Blanc, George Carlin, Stan Freberg, Tiny Tim, Monkees, Ray Stevens, John Cleese, Tom T-Bone Stankus, Doodles Weaver, Frank Zappa, Napoleon XIV, Clarence Nash, Weird Al Yankovic, plus the 5 top artists and 5 top songs of all time Oct 13, 1991 [ Play List ] (Added Oct 3, 2010) |
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STAR TREK 1040: Here's the ultimate Dr. Demento Star Trek tribute - all our hilarious Star Trek spoofs, all together in one two-hour plus extravaganza! A few sexual references and bits of innuendo here and there. Oct 2, 2010 [ Play List ] (Added Oct 2, 2010) |
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10TH ANNIVERSARY (part 2): Larry Groce, Tom Waits, Bette Midler, Fred Blassie, Devo, & George Carlin interviews, #1 songs from 1976-1980; SPECIAL BONUS: Mike Harrison interview with Sulu Mar 15, 1981 [ Play List ] (Added Sep 26, 2010) |
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10TH ANNIVERSARY (part 1): original theme song, Memories Rock Salad, Train Kept Rollin', interviews with Frank Zappa & Doodles Weaver, #1 songs from 1971-1975 Mar 15, 1981 [ Play List ] (Added Sep 26, 2010) |
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TOP TEN 1039: The Top Ten for September, plus more of the two excellent new CD's, by Mike Phirman (Hard & Phirm) and The Amoeba People, both full of highly inventive and original comedy music concepts...and the Dr D debut of the long-lost comedy CD by The State, MTV stars of the mid-1990s. Note: Lots of explicit language on the bonus tracks, and one nawty wurd on "Hey, Mr. Postman." Sep 25, 2010 [ Play List ] (Added Sep 25, 2010) |
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Donald Duck, A Goose for my Girl, Has Anybody Seen my Dog?, E-I-O, Gooey Duck Song, Gentry's Gin, Popeye Medley, Rag Mop, Are You a Turtle?, Two Black Crows, Jim Socks, Benny Bell Tribute to Dr. Demento Mar 16, 1975 [ Play List ] (Added Sep 19, 2010) |
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(KLSX LIVE) WEIRD AL/DEL RUBIO TRIPLETS: Intoxicated Rat, Chucky, Rub-a-dub-dub, Walk Like an Egyptian, Second Week of Deer Camp, Cockroach, Jake Walk Blues, Personality, Cockroach that Ate Tijuana, Wild Thing Nov 27, 1988 [ Play List ] (Added Sep 19, 2010) |
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CAR TUNES 1038: Got some car tunes for you this week! Longtime favorites along with many not heard for awhile. Also some terrific new stuff including Steve Goodie's salute to the would-be book burner of Gainesville, Florida, plus new CD's by Mike Phirman (of Hard & Phirm), The Amoeba People and more, plus a long-lost live tape of "Existential Blues" - and Whimsical Will's 30th Anniversary! Explicit language on the George Carlin track. Sep 18, 2010 [ Play List ] (Added Sep 18, 2010) |
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DOODLES WEAVER INTERVIEW (part 2): Say that You Were Teasing Me, I Lithp, The Love-in, Ode to a Loquat Tree, Student's March Song, 99 Bottles, Hosanna, My Doctor, Trepidation Contest, top ten (MONO ONLY) Jun 30, 1974 [ Play List ] (Added Sep 12, 2010) |
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KMET LIVE JUNE 1974 (part 1): Get a Load of This, Nyok Nyok Nyok, Hospitality Blues, Countdown, Walter Cronkite, Song of the Club, I'm Tired, Dirty Don, letter from Leonard Nimoy (MONO ONLY) Jun 30, 1974 [ Play List ] (Added Sep 12, 2010) |
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RANDOM 1037: Random choice rules! All the songs this week (except the bonus tracks) were chosen at random from our library. There are some familiar favorites plus a bunch that haven't been on the show for years (or not at all). Parental guidance: the last bonus track is scatological. Sep 11, 2010 [ Play List ] (Added Sep 11, 2010) |
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HALLOWEEN PART 2: Goblin Girl, Nightmare on my Street, Addams Family, Lurch, Nudist Colony of the Dead, It's Alive, Zombie Jamboree, Mr. Ghost Goes to Town, Werewolf, Werecow, Monster Mash Oct 31, 1999 [ Play List ] (Added Sep 5, 2010) |
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LAST SHOW BEFORE SAN FRANCISCO: Johnson Rag, Jumpin Jive, Watch Your Step, Skokiaan, Ubangi Stomp, Evil Is Goin' On, Ganster of Love, Smokestack Lightning (MONO ONLY) Jul 25, 1971 [ Play List ] (Added Sep 5, 2010) |
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WORK 1036: For Labor Day weekend, a stack of songs about work. Work isn't always fun, but these songs are! Mostly a different batch from last year. Also some vintage bedbug songs (they're baaack!) and in the bonus tracks, the funniest song ever written about a famous author (explicit language). Sep 4, 2010 [ Play List ] (Added Sep 4, 2010) |
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WHAT IS DEMENTIA: Freckle Song, Cockroach Stomp, Do the New York, Go Go Pogo, Funniest Song in the World, Minnie the Moocher, Cocaine Bill and Morphine Sue, Highly Illogical, I'm Tired, Purple Haze, Dirty Old Man (Note: date is approximate) Dec 19, 1974 [ Play List ] (Added Aug 29, 2010) |
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SPECIAL AUSTRALIAN SHOW #1: Shaving Cream, Everyone Says I Love You, Je t'Aime Moi Non Plus, Boy Wonder I Love You, Smut, Blood on the Saddle, Last Blast of the Blasted Bugler, Almost Degraded, Beep Beep, They're Coming to Take Me Away (Note: date is approximate) - MONO ONLY Apr 24, 1975 [ Play List ] (Added Aug 29, 2010) |
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TOP TEN 1035: Here's the Top Ten for August 2010. Other highlights include a stack of laughing records, from Satchmo to Elvis, a couple of songs in lustful English by German retro-crooner Max Raabe, the original "Crazy Mixed Up Song" (aka Be Kind To Your Web-Footed Friends) and (in the bonus tracks) songs about the logistics of sex (parental guidance suggested). Aug 28, 2010 [ Play List ] (Added Aug 28, 2010) |
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MARCH 1980 RICKY VERA INTERVIEW (part 2): My Girl's Pussy, Dragnet Goes to Kindergarten, How Can Santa Claus Come to Puerto Rico, John Birch Society Blues, Bend Over Ayatollah, Los Angeles, Baby Likes Burping, Nervous Breakdown, Armpit Farts Mar 2, 1980 [ Play List ] (Added Aug 22, 2010) |
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MARCH 1980 LIVE ON KMET (part 1): It's not Nice to Fool Mother Nature, Jim Morrison's Revenge, What is a Teenage Boy, TVOD, Masochist Blues, Burma Shave, Reefer Head Woman, I Won't Go to War Till Men Get Pregnant, Copycat Game Mar 2, 1980 [ Play List ] (Added Aug 22, 2010) |
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CATS 1034: What comes after the dog days of summer? The cat days of summer, of course. On this show we have a whole lot of cat songs, including many we didn't get to last year. Also - nostalgic bits by TV stars Larry Storch and Max Headroom, great new funny music by Johnny Walker, and the scourge of Autotune. Beware of durty wurds on Robin Williams' "Cats" and the last two bonus tracks. Aug 21, 2010 [ Play List ] (Added Aug 21, 2010) |
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ALL REQUESTS: Little Eeefin' Annie, Since They Stole the Spitton, Was I?, Duck's Yas Yas, Tribute to Dr. Demento, Davy's Dinght, Don't Eat the Yellow Snow Mar 9, 1975 [ Play List ] (Added Aug 15, 2010) |
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DOGS 1033: Our annual dog show, just in time for the Dog Days. Very different from last year's dog show, with only a few songs repeated. Also a tribute to Mitch Miller, who was a brilliant and highly successful record producer, and a superb classical musician, years before "Sing Along with Mitch." And, in the bonus tracks, Allan Sherman's very first record. Parental note: the s-word is heard in "Planet Dog" and in the Mitch Miller bonus track. Aug 14, 2010 [ Play List ] (Added Aug 14, 2010) |
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PART TWO: RADIO/TOP TEN/BRAD STANFIELD: Air Battle, Missing Shoe part 3, Irreverent Medley, Listening in on the Radio, Radio Impressions, Sweet Mary Bliss, Pancho Lopez, Teenage Romance, God Bless My Magnavox, Mr. Bill, Gumball Wizard Nov 11, 1979 [ Play List ] (Added Aug 8, 2010) |
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PART ONE: WEIRD AL INTERVIEW: Johnny Zero, Cranky Old Yank, My Radiation, My Girl Passed Out in Her Food, Goodbye Saccharin, Can I Do it til I Need Glasses, Dentist Chair Blues, Copycat Corner 2, Food Medley, Gimme Mick Nov 11, 1979 [ Play List ] (Added Aug 8, 2010) |
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LITTLE 1032: It's our biggest little show ever! Forty, count 'em, 40 songs about little tiny small things (and people).
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HALLOWEEN PART 1: Dinner with Drac, I Want to Bite Your Hand, Headless Ghost, Mr. Ghost Goes to Town, My Son the Vampire, Vampire Bat, Vampire Beavers, Zombie Jamboree, Carmen Miranda's Ghost, Werecow Oct 24, 1999 [ Play List ] (Added Aug 1, 2010) |
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Baby's Got a Crush on Frankenstein, Dim the Lights, Wild One, Shot Gun Boogie, Chaos, Walter Wart, Honey and the Horn, 333, Skinny Minnie, Fat Sally, I'm Thinking Tonight of my Blue Eyes (MONO ONLY) Jun 27, 1971 [ Play List ] (Added Aug 1, 2010) |
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TOP TEN 1031: Here's the Top Ten for July 2010...along with the original "Boobs a Lot," "Serenade to a Maid" (with rude noises), and the extra-legendary Will Rogers. Bonus tracks include "Harry's Jockstrap" unbleeped, and some funny songs about sexually transmitted diseases (there are funny songs about virtually everything on Earth). Jul 31, 2010 [ Play List ] (Added Jul 31, 2010) |
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CHRISTMAS 1980 (part 2): Santa and the Sidewalk Surfer, Open me First, Santa Claus is Dead, White Christmas, Beatles Seventh Christmas Record, Have a Demented Christmas, Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer Dec 21, 1980 [ Play List ] (Added Jul 25, 2010) |
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CHRISTMAS 1980 (part 1): Code in the Doze for Christmas, Happy Xmas, Sleighride Party, L.A. Rams Christmas, Night Before Christmas, Punk Rock Christmas, Granny's Fruitcake, Kung Fu Christmas, NFL Christmas Dec 21, 1980 [ Play List ] (Added Jul 25, 2010) |
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NERDS & GEEKS 1030: Our topic today is Nerds and Geeks. Dr D explores the evolving meanings of these words and the growth of "nerd pride" with numerous hilarious musical examples. Also: a pair of riotous spoofs of metal music, and a couple topical items about LeBron James. In the bonus tracks: two very different renditions of "My Way" (a song that can get you killed in certain Philippine karaoke bars) and a song by the late Tuli Kupferberg, Beat artist and co-founder of The Fugs. (Parental guidance suggested for the bonus tracks). Jul 24, 2010 [ Play List ] (Added Jul 24, 2010) |
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(KMET LIVE) WEIRD AL DARE TO BE STUPID INTERVIEW: Elvis Was a Narc, You Were Speeding, Honeymooner's Rap, Madonna quadrilogy, Like a Surgeon, Shaving Cream, Dead Puppies, Candy Rapper Jun 9, 1985 [ Play List ] (Added Jul 18, 2010) |
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MONEY: Tightie Whities, Duh Enron Ron Ron, Spaceships to the Rescue, Bob Dylan's a Genius, Bad Influence, Money Honey, Busted, Daddy's Money, Tale of the Ticker, Dear God, Osama Yo Mama Feb 17, 2002 [ Play List ] (Added Jul 18, 2010) |
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FANTASY FUNNY 25 1029: Here's another Fantasy Funny 25, chosen by Kevin Connelly of Orland Park, IL. Lots of old favorites plus some we haven't heard often. The countdown begins with "Re: Your Brains" at number 25. NOTE: "Seven Words You Can Never Say On Television" and "Clinton Got a Blowjob" are the original, uncensored versions. Same goes for the online bonus tracks - not safe for work! Jul 17, 2010 [ Play List ] (Added Jul 17, 2010) |
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PICO & SEPULVEDA CONTEST (part 2): runners up and winners in the "roll your own" contest, Naught Lady of Shady Lane, Caveman, Cigarette Song, Gloomy Sunday, Nobody, As Time Goes By Apr 15, 1973 [ Play List ] (Added Jul 11, 2010) |
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PICO & SEPULVEDA CONTEST (part 1): runners up in the "roll your own" contest, East L.A., Downbound Train, Duck's Yas Yas, Psycho Mambo, Yum Yum Blues, Manhattan Tower, Dodgers Song Apr 15, 1973 [ Play List ] (Added Jul 11, 2010) |
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OCEAN/BEACH 1028: Our topic this week is the ocean...and the beach. Rarities include the complete two-part version of "A Day At The Beach" by Cheech & Chong (one part has never been reissued). There's also a fiddle tune by the late Sen. Robert Byrd (not bad, actually), the theme from Sandy Becker's legendary New York City kiddie TV show, and accordion-wielding 60s' comic Pete Barbutti. The bonus segment features the complete and uncensored "Legend of the U.S.S. Titanic" by Jaime Brockett (one s-word and considerable political incorrectness) and a recording made in 1897. Jul 10, 2010 [ Play List ] (Added Jul 10, 2010) |
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JUNE ON KPPC: Crazy Man Crazy, Ain't We Crazy, Johnny Was a Good Boy, Walter Wart, Boolie Wooger, I'm So Glad, In The Mood, I'm a Man, Blues in the Night (MONO ONLY) Jun 13, 1971 [ Play List ] (Added Jul 4, 2010) |
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BICENTENNIAL CELEBRATION: Stan Freberg's United States of America, phone calls from history, Washington at Valley Force, Battle of New Orleans, Kingdom Comin', Lucky Lindy, What are You Squawking About, God Bless America, Hundred Years from Now, Bicentennial, Yankee Doodle Jul 4, 1976 [ Play List ] (Added Jul 4, 2010) |
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ALL-AMERICAN 1027: Our annual All-American show for Independence Day. Songs about religion, politics, farm life, baseball, beer, sex, guns and cowboys. Rarities include the original flip side of Thorndike Pickledish's "Walter Wart," withdrawn in 1966 as too controversial. Parental note: the Willie Nelson song has one unbleeped f-word; lots of explicit content in the bonus tracks. Jul 3, 2010 [ Play List ] (Added Jul 3, 2010) |
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PART 2: BARNES & BARNES INTERVIEW: Monday Night Football Junkie, O Superman, Cats, Where's the Water, Your Feet's too Big, Barnacle Bill, A Pervert's Life, Shock Treatment, Raspberry Song, Commercials on 45, Obese Man Nov 22, 1981 [ Play List ] (Added Jun 27, 2010) |
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PART 1: KMET LIVE NOVEMBER 1981: Laugh and Be Happy, Nuclear Waste, Earthquake Song, Hallelujah I'm a Bum, Minnie's Yoo Hoo, Umpa Umpa, On the Amazon Nov 22, 1981 [ Play List ] (Added Jun 27, 2010) |
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TOP TEN 1026: The Top Ten for June is upon us! We also check out Ray Stevens' new CD (kind of a new direction for him, lyrically speaking), hear songs inspired by the 1933, 1976 and 2005 "King Kong" films, and say goodbye to Jimmy Dean. Bonus tracks (rated PG-13 this week) include England's Lily Allen and Chicago's Duck Logic. Jun 26, 2010 [ Play List ] (Added Jun 26, 2010) |
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(KLSX LIVE) WEIRD AL OFF THE DEEP END INTERVIEW: Ren & Stimpy, Mr. Ed, Sam Kinison tribute, Roll Your Leg Over, Bicycle Seat, Let's Keep the Dodgers in Brooklyn, Bill Clinton Song Apr 12, 1992 [ Play List ] (Added Jun 20, 2010) |
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HARRY THE HIPSTER INTERVIEW: Light my Fire, Idiot Song, Do Something, Obese Man, Mack the Knife, Timetable Blues, Marvin, 16 Tacos, Gumball Wizard May 9, 1976 [ Play List ] (Added Jun 20, 2010) |
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FATHER'S DAY/SUMMER 1025: This week's show features two Demented celebrations - Father's Day and the coming of summer. Lots of items that haven't been on the show for years. Also - three new songs about the oil spill, and farewells to Stuart Paul and to Robert O. Smith, voice actor extraordinaire for cartoons and games, and creator of "Walter Wart, the Freaky Frog." Rare items by both artists are featured in the bonus tracks. Jun 19, 2010 [ Play List ] (Added Jun 19, 2010) |
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KMET LIVE part 2: 200 Candles, These Newts Are Made for Crawling, The Man Who Comes Around, Boobs a Lot, Nickie the Narc, That's Grandma, Jazz Corner & Top Ten Oct 14, 1979 [ Play List ] (Added Jun 13, 2010) |
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KMET LIVE part 1: It Ain't Gonna Rain No More, Masculine Women Feminine Men, Davy's Dinghy, Making Out, Political Statement, Kinko the Kid Loving Clown, Ode to Gary Coleman Oct 14, 1979 [ Play List ] (Added Jun 13, 2010) |
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LITTLE 1024: Last week we had songs with "big" in the title - this week it's "little" songs (and short, small and tiny ones too). There are even more of those than there are big songs, and here are about half of the most demented ones in the Demento Archives (we'll spin the rest in July). Bonus tracks include one of the best selling "kiddie" records of the 1940s - the original "Little Toot" featuring Jack Benny's announcer Don Wilson. Bonus tracks are safe for work except for the very last one. Jun 12, 2010 [ Play List ] (Added Jun 12, 2010) |
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BABIES: 99 Dead Baboons, Bad Influence, Elvus, Inflationary Language, Dead Rappers, Memo to Droola, Annie Had a Baby, Beer is Better Than Women, I Would Still Love You Apr 28, 2002 [ Play List ] (Added Jun 7, 2010) |
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KPPC ARCHIVE: Poor Boy, Party Doll, Walter Wart, Derbytown, Suzuki, East L.A., Chicano Power, Pub with No Beer, LSD 25, Pink Shoelaces, Pale Blues, Memories of El Monte (MONO ONLY) May 30, 1971 [ Play List ] (Added Jun 6, 2010) |
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BIG 1023: It's a BIG Dr. Demento Show this week, featuring Big Balls, Big Butts, the Big Cockroach and even Big Bad Brucie-Wucie! Also new music from Roy Zimmerman, a Tiny Tim rarity, and the Key of Awesome's hilarious sendup of Owl City. The bonus tracks have more BIG songs, including two alternate versions of "Big Bruce." (Bonus tracks rated PG-13 this week). Jun 5, 2010 [ Play List ] (Added Jun 5, 2010) |
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LAST KSAN SHOW PART TWO, SHORT SONGS: 50 Ways to Beat Your Lover, 26 Second Song, Her Majesty, Little Boxes, I Like My Meat, When You Die, Captain Macho, What a Gas, C-30 C-60 C-90 Go, Whip It Nov 9, 1980 [ Play List ] (Added May 30, 2010) |
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LAST KSAN SHOW PART ONE, DISC JOCKEYS: Brown Shoes Don't Make It, In the Hot Tub, Trans Am, Night Hawk Blues, Turntable Song, Message to DJ's, Rock Me Baby, What is a Disc Jockey? Nov 9, 1980 [ Play List ] (Added May 30, 2010) |
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TOP TEN 1022: Here's the Top Ten for May 2010. New songs include Robert Lund & Spaff's Beatles parody about the George Rekers scandal, Nuclear Bubble Wrap's Pokemon double-entendre, and Thin Ice's funny-sweet chronicle of vinyl vs. mp3. The bonus tracks have more new stuff, with four-letter words and other indiscretions - parental discretion advised! May 29, 2010 [ Play List ] (Added May 29, 2010) |
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D-POD SHUFFLE 1021: The D-Pod Shuffle strikes again! Once again the entire show (except for the Demented News) was picked at random from our library. Here are hilarious hits and magnificent misses from all the years of Dementia. The bonus tracks have more of the same, including a few tracks heard only once before in the earliest years of the show, and, as a "bonus bonus," two remarkable cover versions of "Cigareets, Whuskey and Wild, Wild Women." May 23, 2010 [ Play List ] (Added May 24, 2010) |
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(KMET LIVE PART 2) TOP 50 1981 (#25 to #1) Dec 27, 1981 [ Play List ] (Added May 23, 2010) |
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GOLDEN ERA OF NOVELTY SONGS 1020: This show celebrates the Golden Era of Novelty Hit Singles...the years from 1956 to 1966, when more than 200 novelty singles hit the Top 100, and were often heard on Top 40 radio stations (all day long, not just in the morning!) Along with all-time hits we have some very unusual and interesting items that have never been on the show before. The bonus tracks include more Golden Era novelty hits, some of which are politically incorrect by today's standards. May 16, 2010 [ Play List ] (Added May 17, 2010) |
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Sweet Violets #2, Jake Walk Blues, An Onion & You, Destruction of San Francisco, Everybody Wants a Little Peace, Noshville Katz Mar 2, 1975 [ Play List ] (Added May 16, 2010) |
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WEIRD AL TALKS ABOUT UHF: You Went the Wrong Way Old King Louie, My Apartment, Bite it, Mel Blanc tribute, He's Nobody's Moggy Now, songs from UHF album Jul 16, 1989 [ Play List ] (Added May 16, 2010) |
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MOTHER'S DAY 1019: Here's our Mother's Day show for 2010, with a mix of perennials along with some we haven't heard for awhile. The station where the Dr. D show began always played music by Frank Zappa's Mothers of Invention on Mother's Day, and we're glad to continue the tradition with Frank's early masterpiece "Brown Shoes Don't Make It" plus some of Frank's more outrageous satires for the bonus tracks. (Parental discretion encouraged -- lots of rough language and a couple of songs Frank may well have devised especially to create controversy!) To top off the show we have the premiere of Whimsical Will's latest annual Summer Movie Adventure. May 9, 2010 [ Play List ] (Added May 10, 2010) |
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LIVE AT THE FAIR part 2: Black Denim Trousers, Trolley Song, Elvis has Left the Building, How High the Moon, Rosie Don't Bang on the Piano, Mr. Frump in the Iron Lung Oct 9, 1977 [ Play List ] (Added May 9, 2010) |
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LIVE AT THE FAIR part 1: Dodgers Song, Football Stomp, Redneck Hippie Romance, October In Oxnard, Hit me With a Rock, Shaving Cream, No No, Yes Yes Oct 9, 1977 [ Play List ] (Added May 9, 2010) |
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HAPPY 1018: We have a very "happy" show for you this time...featuring a big stack of songs with the word "happy" in the title or prominent in the lyrics. While some are all about being happy, and nothing else, others are full of darkly ironic humor. The bonus tracks include three finalists in the most recent International Songwriting Competition (for which Weird Al and I were among the judges) plus new songs by Strapped (you may remember their underground hit " (Whip Me Beat Me Call Me) Edna". PARENTAL GUIDANCE SUGGESTED for the bonus tracks - lots of words you can't say on the radio. May 2, 2010 [ Play List ] (Added May 3, 2010) |
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KPPC MAY 1971: Mule Skinner Blues, Need a Little Sugar in my Bowl, Who Killed Davey Moore, Laurel & Hardy, Don't Be Angry, Let Me Play with It, Spike Jones Musical Roundtable (MONO ONLY) May 23, 1971 [ Play List ] (Added May 2, 2010) |
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CELEBRITIES 0431: Great Bell, Prednisone, Lips That Chew Your Ass Out, Sink the Bismarck, F. People, Stallone Again, Shatner, Spongy Dance Aug 1, 2004 [ Play List ] (Added May 2, 2010) |
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TOP TEN 1017: Here's the Top Ten for April 2010. Also notable: one of Spike Jones' rarest recordings, a 1932 song about the Great Depression (with political implications), a tribute to Malcolm McLaren, and a souvenir EP of the 1981 Roxy Theatre show that first made Pee Wee Herman famous, heard in its entirety on the bonus tracks. Apr 25, 2010 [ Play List ] (Added Apr 26, 2010) |
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(KMET LIVE PART 2) WEIRD AL INTERVIEW: What A Gas, Rick Derringer medley, I Love Rocky Road, Peter the Meter Reader, Plexiglass Toilet, When Lulu's Gone, Big Balls, Ricky Apr 24, 1983 [ Play List ] (Added Apr 25, 2010) |
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KMET LIVE: McEnroe's at Breakfast, Juvenile Delinquents From A Planet Near Mars, Don't Drop The Bomb On My Boyfriend, Make A Circuit With Me, Second City cuts Apr 24, 1983 [ Play List ] (Added Apr 25, 2010) |
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EARTH DAY 1016: We celebrate Earth Day with a wide variety of funny stuff related to the environment in one way or another. The Australian comedy-music trio Tripod has two songs here, including one from their new concept album about Dungeons & Dragons. Notable rarities in this show: "The Trouble with Klingons," "Video Games," "Smog," "The Ballad of Woodsy Owl," "Dick Tracy Rides Again." Apr 18, 2010 [ Play List ] (Added Apr 19, 2010) |
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Whole Stole The Keeshka, Maharaja of Magador, Mr. Custer, Collegiate, Poisoning Pigeons, There's Nothing Like a Circus, Obese Man, Nina-Kocka-Nina, They're Coming to Take Me Away salad Sep 14, 1975 [ Play List ] (Added Apr 18, 2010) |
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Funny 25 for KMET 1985 Jan 5, 1986 [ Play List ] (Added Apr 18, 2010) |
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TOM LEHRER 1015: We celebrate the release (April 13, 2010) of "The Tom Lehrer Collection," a CD-DVD double disc set. The DVD contains the only known extended footage of Lehrer in concert, in Oslo in 1967. This show also includes such hard-to-find faves as "The Raccoon Song," "Roast Chicken Faces" and "There's A Hole In The Iron Curtain" plus a recent track by Joe "Shaddup You Face" Dolce. The bonus tracks feature a half dozen of our most requested R- and X-rated items, uncensored - parental guidance suggested. Apr 11, 2010 [ Play List ] (Added Apr 12, 2010) |
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(KMET LIVE PART 2) FIRESIGN THEATRE INTERVIEW: Case of the Missing Shoe, Me & Bobby McGee in French, When Veronica Plays Her Harmonica, The Beach of Redondo, Heading for Hesperia, Thank God I'm a Rich Kid, Sweet Transvestite Nov 4, 1979 [ Play List ] (Added Apr 11, 2010) |
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(KMET LIVE PART 1) FOOD/PIGS/ELECTION: Acapulco Gold, Marijuana, On the Right Road, Hungry Women, Hog Killing Day, My Condominium, Alvin/Elvis/Ringo/Sophie Tucker for President, Blazing Saddles, Human Fly, Copycat Corner #1 Nov 4, 1979 [ Play List ] (Added Apr 11, 2010) |
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EASTER/BASEBALL 1014: Two big days this weekend: Easter Sunday, and the opening of baseball season. (In some cities both events take place on the same day). Baseballs and bunny rabbits run wild on this week's show, and for the bonus tracks the Doctor digs deeper into his ample stash of baseball-related musical oddities. We also salute the late Fess Parker, with his own version of "The Ballad of Davy Crockett" plus two of the many parodies that song inspired. And...anyone who goes to fan conventions (cons) must, must hear "Going Home" by Kirby Krackle. Apr 4, 2010 [ Play List ] (Added Apr 5, 2010) |
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STAR TREK 30TH ANNIVERSARY: The One That Doesn't Suck So Bad, Perfect Woman, 10 Coronas, Jurassic Park in Japanese, Beam Me Up Scotty, Trouble with Klingons, Kirk & Spock, Banned from Argo (MONO ONLY) Sep 29, 1996 [ Play List ] (Added Apr 4, 2010) |
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OLDIES SHOW FROM KPPC: Bobby Day interview, Civilization, Crusher, Purple People Eater, Black Coffee Eyes, Elvis, Bob Dylan, Old Payola Roll Blues, Pale Blues, Robert Johnson, Boobs a Lot (MONO ONLY) May 16, 1971 [ Play List ] (Added Apr 4, 2010) |
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TOP TEN 1013: Here's the Top Ten for March 2010. Rarities this week include Beatrice Kay's pioneering ode to insanity, "Hooray, Hooray, I'm Going Away" (with the man in the little white coat), and Arbogast & Ross with their 1958 spoof on Top 40 radio. The bonus tracks include several 1930's songs relating to marijuana, plus "Cocktails for Two" before Spike Jones got hold of it. Mar 28, 2010 [ Play List ] (Added Mar 29, 2010) |
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(KMET LIVE PART 2) TOP 50 1980 (#25 to #1) Dec 28, 1980 [ Play List ] (Added Mar 28, 2010) |
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FANTASY FUNNY 25 1012: Once again we present a Fantasy Funny 25 chosen by a listener. This time it's Blair Freeman of Joliet, IL.
Blair, a listener for over twenty years, has picked some excellent oddities and rarities along with much-loved comedy classics. (Note: the first four items are not part of the countdown, and "Double Yodel" is an "extra"). The bonus tracks are selected from a talk Dr. Demento presented in February at the Southern Folklife Library located at the University of North Carolina in Chapel Hill. Mar 21, 2010 [ Play List ] (Added Mar 22, 2010) |
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WESTERN SONGS: Remember Your Name and Address, Hot Cakes and Sausage, Boodle-am Shake, Euphoria, Go West Young Man, Ghost Riders in the Sky, Giving it to Mary Feb 23, 1975 [ Play List ] (Added Mar 21, 2010) |
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(KLSX LIVE) PINKARD AND BOWDEN INTERVIEW: Truckin' my Blues Away, Hocus Pocus by Focus, Libyan on a Jet Plane, Wind Beneath my Sheets, Elvis Was a Narc, I Wanna be a Lifeguard Jun 3, 1990 [ Play List ] (Added Mar 21, 2010) |
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ST. PATRICK'S DAY 1011: We salute St. Patrick's Day. It may well be, as songwriter Marc Gunn claims, that St. Patrick never drank (Guinness hadn't been invented yet), but many a hearty song has been raised in his memory, and some of them are very funny! Also notable: the Dr D Show debut of the comedy supergroup Cirque du SoWhat (each of whose four members has previously had a #1 song of the year on the show), a comedy sketch about the U.S. census recorded in 1930, and what is arguably one of the worst records ever made, ever, "The Air Battle." Bonus tracks include the extended version of "Star Trekkin'" and a Cirque du SoWhat track with very explicit language (uncensored on the actual show - parental discretion advised). Mar 14, 2010 [ Play List ] (Added Mar 15, 2010) |
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KMET LIVE (part 2): Costello's Farm, Tom Waits interview, Beatles Christmas, Short People, Deteriorata, Star Warts, Geek's Revenge Nov 20, 1977 [ Play List ] (Added Mar 14, 2010) |
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KMET LIVE (part 1): Lil' Abner tribute, Mystery Dance, Walter Wart, Damaskas interview, Reluctant Dragon, Ten Thousand Years Ago Nov 20, 1977 [ Play List ] (Added Mar 14, 2010) |
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D-POD SHUFFLE 1010: By popular demand, the "D-Pod Shuffle" rides again. In other words, the songs on this show are chosen at random from the vastness of the Demento Archives. Along with familiar items we have songs that haven't been heard in ten, twenty years or more, and a lot you won't find anywhere else, even online. The bonus tracks have more of the same but even stranger, including "Clothes of the Dead" (by a one-off group featuring Penn Jillette of Penn & Teller), Paul McCartney's kid brother "Mike McGear"(singing a song co-written by Paul), and a pair of especially wondrous vaudeville bits from 1916 by Mr. Robert J. Wildhack. Mar 7, 2010 [ Play List ] (Added Mar 8, 2010) |
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FIRST SUNDAY NIGHT SHOW: Poor Boy, My True Story, Hoppy's Good Luck Coin, Spike Jones Murders Carmen, See that my Grave is Kept Clean (MONO ONLY) May 2, 1971 [ Play List ] (Added Mar 7, 2010) |
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CRAZY SONGS BY POP STARS: President's Brain, Bras on 45, Coffee, Elvis, Beatles, Who, Cream, Beach Boys, Van Halen, Pearl Jam, Booty Man Mar 21, 2004 [ Play List ] (Added Mar 7, 2010) |
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TOP TEN 1009: The Top Ten for February 2010...plus a bunch of hot new stuff, a little venture into 1960s psychedelia, our two most popular "My Sharona" parodies (R.I.P. Doug Fieger) and three songs (not all together) featuring "false bass" voices. The bonus segment has something special: the original, uncensored Canadian recording of the "Crepitation (farting) Contest," in a newly received copy with much better sound quality than any others we have heard. Feb 28, 2010 [ Play List ] (Added Mar 1, 2010) |
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(KMET LIVE PART 2) BOOGIE BOY INTERVIEW: I'm a Potato, Take Your Brain Out for a Walk, Soft Core Mutation, top ten Oct 19, 1980 [ Play List ] (Added Feb 28, 2010) |
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(KMET LIVE PART 1) Sit on my Face, TV Mama, Bounce Your Boobies, I Belong to Glasgow, Pain in my Ass, Umpa Umpa, Ernest Oct 19, 1980 [ Play List ] (Added Feb 28, 2010) |
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MEN 1008: Here's a Dr. Demento salute to all the men in the world. (Women are saluted on our Feb. 6-7 show). Other notable tracks include one of the more sought-after kids' records of the 78 rpm era, "By Rocket To The Moon". More songs about men plus half a dozen Rarities By Request are among the bonus tracks this week. Feb 21, 2010 [ Play List ] (Added Feb 22, 2010) |
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Some Little Bug, Cow Pasture Polka, How d'ye Do & Shake Hands, The Martins & The Coys, My Little Ukulele, Wong Song Feb 16, 1975 [ Play List ] (Added Feb 21, 2010) |
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(KLSX LIVE) MOVIES: Nome For The Holidays, Earthquake Song, Lorne Elliott interview, When I See an Elephant Fly Dec 10, 1989 [ Play List ] (Added Feb 21, 2010) |
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SILLY LOVE SONGS 1007: For Valentine's Day, here are some Silly Love Songs. Along with perennial favorites, there are lots of things not played in awhile.
Before we get into the love songs, enjoy some new novelty songs by 94-year-old Irving Fields, and an alternate take of "The Colo-Rectal Surgeon's Song" with some lines not heard in the usual version. The bonus tracks include a rare and very funny Yogi Yorgesson item, and a mashup of the 25 top pop singles of the year, condensed into four and a half minutes. Feb 14, 2010 [ Play List ] (Added Feb 15, 2010) |
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KMET 1979 Top 50 (#25 to #1) Dec 30, 1979 [ Play List ] (Added Feb 14, 2010) |
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WOMEN 1006: This week we salute womankind. All kinds of demented songs about all kinds of women. Some are "enlightened," some not so enlightened. (Two weeks from now we'll focus on the other half of the human race). Feb 7, 2010 [ Play List ] (Added Feb 8, 2010) |
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CARTOONS & COWS: Beverly Hills 90210, It's a Really Big Show Tonight, Recession Blues, Pizza Girl, Mutant Cows, Powerhouse Jan 10, 1993 [ Play List ] (Added Feb 7, 2010) |
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(KLSX LIVE) MONKEES INTERVIEW: Ollie North songs, Burger Rap, Duck Hunt by boat, Mr. Jaws 87, Pit Bulls Of L.A. Jul 19, 1987 [ Play List ] (Added Feb 7, 2010) |
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TOP TEN 1005: Here's our first Top Ten countdown of 2010. Lots of requests this week as well, along with some very colorful debuts such as "The Ballad of Dildo the Clown." Also note the three potato songs in the first hour. More rarities by request in the bonus tracks. Jan 31, 2010 [ Play List ] (Added Feb 1, 2010) |
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LIVE IN SAN FRANCISCO (part 2): Bookshop, It's Alright to be a Clod, Wet T-shirt Night, Not Just Another U.F.O., Oakland, Steve Dahl interview, top ten Sep 9, 1979 [ Play List ] (Added Jan 31, 2010) |
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LIVE IN SAN FRANCISCO (part 1): My Bologna, Topical Song, Joe's Garage, My Parachute Won't Open, They're Here, Hawaiian music, Leave it to Beaver Sep 9, 1979 [ Play List ] (Added Jan 31, 2010) |
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PRODUCE 1004: Our topic this week is produce - vegetables, fruits and nuts. Things that are good to eat, and all their hidden meanings!
We also have two tracks from the new CD by The Frantics (of "Boot to the Head" fame). One of them leads off our bonus tracks segment, which also includes more rare items from the produce department. Jan 24, 2010 [ Play List ] (Added Jan 25, 2010) |
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PART TWO: Muddy Waters tribute, George Deukmejian, I Love LA, Jazz Corner, Top Ten May 1, 1983 [ Play List ] (Added Jan 24, 2010) |
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PART ONE: Weird Al's first album, I'm no Communist, Electricity songs, Japanese/Chinese songs, Flip Wilson as Geraldine May 1, 1983 [ Play List ] (Added Jan 24, 2010) |
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FANTASY FUNNY 25 1003: Here's another Fantasy Funny 25. Our winning list this time was submitted by William McLeese of Falls Church, VA, a listener since the 1970s. (We'll do this again in March. Get your list in now! The Doctor will pick the most entertaining collection of songs for broadcast at that time).
For the bonus tracks this week, the Doctor picked some favorites from his large collection of pre-WWII "party records." Included is one of the only two recordings ever made by Bert Savoy, a famous female impersonator of the 1920s. Parental guidance advised! Jan 17, 2010 [ Play List ] (Added Jan 18, 2010) |
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(KLSX LIVE) POLKAS: Dear Abbey, Talking Women's Liberation Blues, Breakfast with Joe the Love Potato, Cheapest Tattoo, In Heaven There is No Beer, Penis Envy Mar 29, 1987 [ Play List ] (Added Jan 17, 2010) |
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Obscene Phone Bust, Slap Her Down Again Paw, Cinderella, Spider & the Fly, Star Trip, Gumball Wizard Apr 18, 1976 [ Play List ] (Added Jan 17, 2010) |
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I WANT 1002: This week we feature songs with "I Want" in the title, along with their close cousins, the "Gimme" songs.
While there are some things almost all of us want...food, water, shelter, world peace...other people's desires are downright peculiar...and many of them are chronicled in these songs, which get so greedy they almost take over the whole show! Still more of these in the bonus tracks, plus a rare novelty single by the late Arnold Stang. Jan 10, 2010 [ Play List ] (Added Jan 11, 2010) |
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AVIATION 1001: In honor of the aeronautical motif of our new Demento Society membership kit, our theme this week is aviation. Lots of funny songs about flying, then and now, in big planes and little ones. The bonus tracks have more of the same, with lots of rarities. Jan 3, 2010 [ Play List ] (Added Jan 4, 2010) |
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FUNNY 25 0952: Here they are...the hottest and coolest songs for all of 2009. The bonus tracks feature songs that made our year-end countdowns in the past, but have not been heard much lately. Dec 27, 2009 [ Play List ] (Added Dec 28, 2009) |
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CHRISTMAS 0951: Here's our final holiday show for 2009. Lots of old favorites plus some we haven't heard for years, and a few brand new carols as well. The bonus tracks include, among other things, three of the "worst" Christmas songs of all time. Dec 20, 2009 [ Play List ] (Added Dec 21, 2009) |
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WEIRD AL INTERVIEW: songs from the Polka Party album, My Bicycle Tillie, The Test of Love & Sex, Penis Envy, Burger Rap (MONO ONLY) Oct 19, 1986 [ Play List ] (Added Dec 20, 2009) |
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STREAKING: My Boss is Lazy, Surfin' Bird, Streaking USA, Beat on the Brat, The Streak Apr 17, 1994 [ Play List ] (Added Dec 20, 2009) |
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CHRISTMAS 0950: Here's Part Two of our three-part holiday celebration for 2009, with half a dozen Chanukah carols joining our rollicking roster of Yuletide hilarities. WARNING: the bonus tracks this week are what we might call an Anti-Christmas show...songs that are not in what's usually called the Christmas spirit, and are absolutely not recommended for children...but you've told us how much you love these songs that we mostly can't play on radio, so here they are. Dec 13, 2009 [ Play List ] (Added Dec 14, 2009) |
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STUPIDITY: Dare To Be Stupid, Serenade To A Jerk, My Clone Is An Idiot, Dance Like An Idiot Oct 2, 2005 [ Play List ] (Added Dec 13, 2009) |
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CHRISTMAS 0949: Here's the first of our three Christmas/Hanukkah shows for 2009. Old holiday favorites (some of which haven't been on the show in years) mix with contemporary songs reflecting the conditions of Christmas today. More new songs (and oldies too) are in the bonus segment. Dec 6, 2009 [ Play List ] (Added Dec 7, 2009) |
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WEIRD AL LIVE IN STUDIO: part 2...Damaskas run montage, Bad Boy, Couldn't Get High, Harvest of Love, Dirty Mother for You, You Light up my Life, Star Trip Jun 15, 1980 [ Play List ] (Added Dec 6, 2009) |
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WEIRD AL LIVE IN STUDIO: part 1...Bang Your Box, Hot Nuts, When Lulu's Gone, Won't Eat Prunes Again, Song of the Prune, Overweight Blues Jun 15, 1980 [ Play List ] (Added Dec 6, 2009) |
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TOP TEN 0948 : The snow is flying (at least somewhere) and here comes our Salute to Winter for 2009, along with the Top Ten for November and a little excursion to Neverland (that is, eight songs with the word "never" in the title). Bonus tracks include ski and snowboarding songs along with actor Crispin Glover's outlandish cover of "These Boots Are Made For Walking." Nov 29, 2009 [ Play List ] (Added Nov 30, 2009) |
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Funny 25 for KLSX 1987 (Special Thanks to Elizabeth Simpson for making this recording) Dec 27, 1987 [ Play List ] (Added Nov 29, 2009) |
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THANKSGIVING 0947: Here's our Happy Thanksgiving show for 2009. We celebrate the consumption of turkey and other festive foods...but we also remember that other meaning of the word "turkey" to denote a movie, play or song that is extremely bad. To that end, we bring back this week the Audio Torture Chamber, a feature some listeners might remember from the 1980s. We visit the Chamber at the end of each segment (except the last one). Notable among the bonus tracks is "Turkish Delight," a 1932 British comedy record spoofing the cultural traditions of Baghdad and other Middle Eastern localities. (Warning: politically incorrect). Nov 22, 2009 [ Play List ] (Added Nov 23, 2009) |
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CHRISTMAS 1982 (part 2): Cartoons Christmas, Santa's predicaments medley, Santa Claus Retired, Father Christmas, Christmas Balls, Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer Dec 19, 1982 [ Play List ] (Added Nov 22, 2009) |
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CHRISTMAS 1982 (part 1): Rockabilly Christmas, Jingle Bells medley, Twelve Days medley, Merry Christmas in the NFL, Granny's Holiday Fruitcake, L.A. Rams Christmas Dec 19, 1982 [ Play List ] (Added Nov 22, 2009) |
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MARIJUANA 0946: Our topic this week is marijuana. We've never made the evil weed a main topic before -- it's still illegal, after all -- but there are thousands of songs about it. We're only scratching the surface, but here's a nice little survey of the best of the more humorous marijuana melodies. The bonus tracks include some rare gems from the 1930s. (As is our custom, the first two segments offer a variety of new and old funny songs on other subjects). Nov 15, 2009 [ Play List ] (Added Nov 16, 2009) |
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(KMET LIVE PART 2) Top 50 1976 (#25 to #1) - closing theme is missing Jan 2, 1977 [ Play List ] (Added Nov 15, 2009) |
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(KMET LIVE PART 1) Top 50 1976 (#50 to #25) Jan 2, 1977 [ Play List ] (Added Nov 15, 2009) |
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FANTASY TOP 25 0945: Something we haven't tried before this week...we present a "fantasy countdown" compiled by listener Steve Szeli of Newburgh, NY. This is essentially a countdown of Steve's favorite demented songs. It contains a nice mix of classic Demented hits with some items not heard all that often. We hope to present more "fantasy countdowns" on an occasional basis in the future, and we invite you to send your list! (Use the "request a song" feature at www.drdemento.com). The "bonus tracks" are some deserving new songs we somehow haven't been able to fit into the regular show. There are a couple of naughty words here and there. Nov 8, 2009 [ Play List ] (Added Nov 9, 2009) |
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(KLSX LIVE) THANKSGIVING/DICKIE GOODMAN TRIBUTE: Circular Impression, When I Was a Lad, Berlin Top 10, Talking Interface Blues, Gobble Song, Alice's Restaurant Nov 19, 1989 [ Play List ] (Added Nov 8, 2009) |
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ALCOHOL: Cubs Win World Series, Here's Your Sign, Mama Rap, Stormtroopers are People Too, Old Pacific Sea, Fax Me a Beer, On the Shoulders of Freaks May 25, 1997 [ Play List ] (Added Nov 8, 2009) |
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TOP TEN 0944: Here's our Top Ten show for October 2009. This show also has our more or less annual salute to hunting, and three memorial tributes (Vic Mizzy, Capt. Lou Albano, and Soupy Sales) which is sad but also lots of fun. The Bonus Tracks include some real rarities...Jimmie Cross' rarely heard followup to "I Want My Baby Back," early efforts from Ray Stevens and Sly Stone (one of the Stewart Brothers) - each of these artists made records for almost a decade before finding real success - and an alternate version of Captain Lou Albano's rousing theme song. Nov 1, 2009 [ Play List ] (Added Nov 2, 2009) |
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(KMET LIVE) Top 25 songs of 1986 Dec 28, 1986 [ Play List ] (Added Nov 1, 2009) |
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Too Fat Polka, Stationary Type Song, Timothy, Pizza Song, Gooey Duck Song, Davy's Dinghy, Martian Hop, Cranky Old Yank Feb 9, 1975 [ Play List ] (Added Nov 1, 2009) |
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HALLOWEEN #2 0943: Here we go with Dr. Demento's Big Halloween Party For 2009 Part Two.
This week we have an All-Time All-Halloween Top Ten Countdown! By popular demand we have brought back the original version of "Carmen Miranda's Ghost," with the castanets. This week's Bonus Tracks include over 30 minutes of rare Halloween blasts from the past, including the earliest recording of "Psycho," and a song by Johnny Legend, co-writer of "Pencil Neck Geek." Oct 25, 2009 [ Play List ] (Added Oct 26, 2009) |
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KMET JULY '80 (part 2): Gentry's Gin, Marijuana Polka, New Wave, My Way, Who Shot J.R.?, Peter Sellers tribute, top ten including Weird Al live in studio Jul 27, 1980 [ Play List ] (Added Oct 25, 2009) |
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KMET JULY '80 (part 1): spotlight on Frank Zappa's first album, Holiday in Cambodia, Leaping Lesbians, Blasted in the Bleachers, The Big-Time Spender Jul 27, 1980 [ Play List ] (Added Oct 25, 2009) |
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HALLOWEEN #1 0942: Here's the first of our two Halloween specials for 2009, featuring all-time favorite "spooky tunes and scary melodies." Notice the exciting new versions of "I Put A Spell On You" and "Haunted House." The bonus tracks are mostly from the early days of rock 'n roll and include several rare items never before heard on the show. Oct 18, 2009 [ Play List ] (Added Oct 19, 2009) |
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KMET DEC '77 part 2 - Steve Goodman & Jethro Burns (of Homer & Jethro) interview, plus the week's top ten Dec 4, 1977 [ Play List ] (Added Oct 18, 2009) |
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KMET DEC '77 part 1 - close encounters, plus a few Hanukkah & Christmas songs, and other marvellous madness Dec 4, 1977 [ Play List ] (Added Oct 18, 2009) |
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NONSENSE 0941: There are those who say the Dr. Demento Show is nonsense. With this show, we aim to prove them right. This show has over an hour of utter and absolute nonsense. We also celebrate Columbus Day. Oct 11, 2009 [ Play List ] (Added Oct 12, 2009) |
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Poisoning Pigeons, Slap'er Down Again, Pistol Packin Mama, Rubber Duckie, Male Chauvinist Pig, Baby it's Cold Outside Jan 25, 1976 [ Play List ] (Added Oct 11, 2009) |
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Star Trek, plus Super Skier, Basketball Jones, Chainsaw Juggler, and other colorful characters Jan 10, 1999 [ Play List ] (Added Oct 11, 2009) |
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ROAD TRIP 0940: The Dr. Demento Show takes you on a headphone road trip across America (and a few other places) with songs and comedy about places and spaces from New York to California. Also: some rare album tracks by the late Henry Gibson. Oct 4, 2009 [ Play List ] (Added Oct 5, 2009) |
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PSYCHOS: I Feel Like an Onion Ring, Laugh and Be Happy, Who's on First (rock version), Derailroaded, Lizzie Borden, My Name is Larry, Great Idea for a Song Apr 4, 2004 [ Play List ] (Added Oct 4, 2009) |
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KLSX Funny 25 1991! Dec 29, 1991 [ Play List ] (Added Oct 4, 2009) |
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TOP TEN 0939: Here's the Top Ten for September. Also featured: Weird Al's "My Bologna," in honor of its 30th anniversary, colorful pills, little babies in peril, the late punk poet and basketball diarist Jim Carroll, and (by semi-popular request) songs from Dr. Demento's iPod, i.e. some of the things he listens to when he's not listening to funny music. Sep 27, 2009 [ Play List ] (Added Sep 28, 2009) |
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CAPT. CHAOS & JUNGLE JUDY TAKE OVER (part 2): songs of the old west, then the Doc goes out to play in the rain while the Capt. & Judy take over (MONO ONLY) Feb 2, 1975 [ Play List ] (Added Sep 27, 2009) |
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KMET LIVE 1975 (part 1): The Man with the Jive, Euphoria, Shall We Walk or Take a Dog, Turkish Delight (MONO ONLY) Feb 2, 1975 [ Play List ] (Added Sep 27, 2009) |
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BEATLES 0938: With all the fuss over Rock Band: Beatles and all the re-mastered Beatles albums, here's a different sort of Beatles tribute: a full hour of songs about the Beatles, recorded between 1963 and 1969. This is different from our previous Beatles tributes; there are no medleys. All of these now-rare records are played complete. Also: songs about football, superheroes, video games and alcohol. Sep 20, 2009 [ Play List ] (Added Sep 21, 2009) |
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ALCOHOL: What I Like About Booze, 90's Song, Gentry's Gin, Beer is Better Than Women, Sirius Black May 16, 2004 [ Play List ] (Added Sep 20, 2009) |
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(KMET LIVE) FIRESIGN THEATRE INTERVIEW: Good Sex, I Can See Uranus, Rock And Roll, Eat or Be Eaten, Back From The Shadows (MONO ONLY) Jan 26, 1986 [ Play List ] (Added Sep 20, 2009) |
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HUMAN BODY 0937: In our second hour this week we celebrate the human body in all its glory. Lots more songs about body parts are included on our online bonus segment, which is uncensored - no bleeps allowed on the bonus tracks! (Parental guidance suggested). Also this week: a four-song celebration of Talk Like A Pirate Day. Sep 13, 2009 [ Play List ] (Added Sep 14, 2009) |
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1975 KMET top 50 (#25 to #1) Dec 28, 1975 [ Play List ] (Added Sep 13, 2009) |
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LABOR DAY 0936: Labor Day was invented in the late 19th century as a way for the US government to show American workers (especially union members) that the government loved and respected them. Nowadays most Americans mostly think of Labor Day as the last barbecue of summer, but there are a whole lot of great and funny songs about working, and we can't think of a better time to play them. Sure beats actually working! The bonus tracks have some entertaining, rare and historical songs and comedy bits about labor unions, including Pete Seeger at age 21 (with the Almanac Singers), plus Carlton the Doorman. Sep 6, 2009 [ Play List ] (Added Sep 7, 2009) |
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KMET MARCH 1978 (part 2): OGDEN EDSL LIVE in the studio, taking song title requests and making up songs instantaneously, plus songs about the L.A. area and the week's top ten Mar 5, 1978 [ Play List ] (Added Sep 6, 2009) |
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KMET MARCH 1978 (part 1): new album by the Rutles, Chewy the Rookie Wookie, You Haven't Lived Until You've Died in L.A., Sixpence Hands on You, Dentist Chair Blues Mar 5, 1978 [ Play List ] (Added Sep 6, 2009) |
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TOP TEN 0935: Here's the Top Ten for August 2009, plus a variety of other delights new and old. The bonus tracks segment this week is devoted to comedy songs about Christianity (warning - unorthodox attitudes!) and features songs from the new CD compilation "The Best of Blasphemy" along with the uncensored "Religion and Politics." (The bleeped version is in the radio show). Aug 30, 2009 [ Play List ] (Added Aug 31, 2009) |
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Song of the Sewer, Oh How I Hate to Get up in the Morning, Mairzy Doats, Why a Duck?, Marijuana, Wong Song, I'm Better Than the Beatles Feb 2, 1975 [ Play List ] (Added Aug 30, 2009) |
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LAST HOUR ON KPPC: The Doc bids adieu to his first radio station. (MONO ONLY) Oct 24, 1971 [ Play List ] (Added Aug 30, 2009) |
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SCHOOL 0934: It's back-to-school week on the Dr Demento Show. We won't try to sell you any clothes or backpacks or cellphone accessories - but Dr Demento did bring along a whole lot of crazy songs and comedy about school, from kindergarten to college. The bonus tracks will get you extra credit! Aug 23, 2009 [ Play List ] (Added Aug 24, 2009) |
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KMET FUNNY 50 FOR 1982 (part 1): #50 - #24 Jan 2, 1983 [ Play List ] (Added Aug 23, 2009) |
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KMET FUNNY 50 FOR 1982 (part 2): #23 - #1 Jan 2, 1983 [ Play List ] (Added Aug 23, 2009) |
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VACATION 0933: As summer starts to wind down, here's your chance to go on a virtual vacation. Our second hour features our all time favorite vacation songs, with a special segment on fishing. Also this week: the Dr D debut of The Fuxedos, a band that should appeal to Zappa fans everywhere (but has its own irreverent style), Billy Edd Wheeler's two outhouse odes back to back for the first time, two new songs by the recently reunited Faust & Lewis, and "Weird Al" Yankovic's salute to the late and legendary Charles Nelson Reilly. Aug 16, 2009 [ Play List ] (Added Aug 17, 2009) |
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THE YEAR OF THE 78 (part 2): A few more old 78's plus some brand new stuff for 1978, and the first top ten of 1978. Jan 8, 1978 [ Play List ] (Added Aug 16, 2009) |
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THE YEAR OF THE 78 (part 1): The Doc rings in the new year of 1978 with an hour of demented 78 rpm records...including one by the Beatles! Jan 8, 1978 [ Play List ] (Added Aug 16, 2009) |
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DOGS 0932: We salute the dog days of summer with our more or less annual Dr. Demento dog show. Here are more canine classics than we've ever had on a single show, with even more doggie ditties featured in the bonus segment. Dr. Demento Debuts include "Platform Wars," the definitive spoof of those Mac Vs. PC commercials, and the PG-13 rated "Sex Positions Song." (With the title words masked, the latter sounds like delightful nonsense). Aug 9, 2009 [ Play List ] (Added Aug 10, 2009) |
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50 YEARS OF DEMENTIA part 2: 1956-1980 May 4, 1980 [ Play List ] (Added Aug 9, 2009) |
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50 YEARS OF DEMENTIA part 1: 1931-1955 May 4, 1980 [ Play List ] (Added Aug 9, 2009) |
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CATS 0931: Cats are our topic this week. Well over an hour of kitty ditties including more than a dozen that weren't played last year. Aside from that, Weird Al's latest inspired the Doctor to bring out a couple more nautical favorites...and we remember Walter Cronkite with a rare song about him from the early 1970s. Aug 2, 2009 [ Play List ] (Added Aug 3, 2009) |
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ALCOHOL II: Istanbul, Rose Don't Bang on the Piano, Chug-a-lug, 9 Coronas, Cocktails for Two, What I Like About Booze, In Heaven There is no Beer, Hangover Mar 10, 2002 [ Play List ] (Added Aug 2, 2009) |
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THE FUNNY 25 (1990) ON KLSX Dec 30, 1990 [ Play List ] (Added Aug 2, 2009) |
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TOP TEN 0930: Here's the Top Ten for July 2009, complete with a brand new Barnes & Barnes song. Other highlights include a hot new song about the Gauntlet arcade game ("Kill the Enemies"), a new expanded version of Lemon Demon's song about the reclusive creator of Calvin and Hobbes, and lots of boobs and butts. Among the bonus tracks, the last two songs are about a strong PG-13. Jul 26, 2009 [ Play List ] (Added Jul 27, 2009) |
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KMET LIVE 1978 part 2: Davy's Dinghy, Belvedere Cruising, Moose Turd Pie, El Monte, Pico & Sepulveda, King Tut, Sweet Transvestite, Legend of the Titanic, Gilligan's Island, Fish Heads Nov 12, 1978 [ Play List ] (Added Jul 26, 2009) |
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KMET LIVE 1978 part 1: Idi Amin, Talking Vietnam, Teenage Romance, Mrs. Pettibone, Sister Mary Elephant, They Don't Make Nun Names, Forest Lawn, Old Man Mose, Beatles Christmas 1963 Nov 12, 1978 [ Play List ] (Added Jul 26, 2009) |
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HAIR 0929: A very hairy show this week, featuring an hour of songs about that stuff that grows out of our heads (or used to, anyway). Also featured: four songs about teeth and dentists, three about Harry Potter, and one about nuclear waste (complete with explosion). Jul 19, 2009 [ Play List ] (Added Jul 20, 2009) |
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(KLSX LIVE) 100TH ANNIVERSARY OF OLDEST RECORDING: songs from every decade of dementia from the 1880's through the 1980's! Oct 2, 1988 [ Play List ] (Added Jul 19, 2009) |
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HALLOWEN W/ ELVIRA: Elvira co-hosts the show with the Doc! Addams Family theme, Dinner w/Drac, old commercials, Mr. Ghost, Werecow, Monster Mash, and more Oct 29, 1995 [ Play List ] (Added Jul 19, 2009) |
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D-POD SHUFFLE 0928: By popular demand, here's another "D-Pod Shuffle" show, where I let my computer pick songs at random. Instead of the logical thought progressions and harmonious segues that I normally take pride in, this one takes us all over the place. New, old, loud, soft, nice, nasty, profound, stoopid, whatever! Great fun! Don't miss "Star Trek-A-Polka," which hasn't been heard for over 20 years. In the online-only segment we'll hear two (2) vintage episodes of the dreaded Audio Torture Chamber, plus perhaps the darkest piece of dark comedy I've ever played on the show ("Answering Machine" is not recommended for children!!!) Jul 12, 2009 [ Play List ] (Added Jul 13, 2009) |
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GROUCHO MARX: Ode to Weird Al, Little Bit Late, We Love Barney Fife, Mah-na-ma-na, I'm Against It, Dr. Hackenbush Aug 18, 2002 [ Play List ] (Added Jul 12, 2009) |
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Psychedelic Love, Barnacle Bill, Naughty Lady of Shady Lane, What Killed the Dog, Pachalafaka, Giving it to Mary Apr 6, 1975 [ Play List ] (Added Jul 12, 2009) |
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ALL-AMERICAN 0927: Here's our traditional All-American show for the Fourth of July - ka-BOOOM! Lots of good old red-white-and-blue American dementia, plus a few that needle our wonderful country a little bit (freedom of speech, and all!) This show has the revised version of Baldbox's "U.S. F'n A" (did you know they left out a whole state the first time?) plus Seamonkey's fragrant spoof of "Boom Boom Pow." The bonus tracks survey America's ambivalent attitudes towards our land's first citizens (warning, pervasive stereotypes). Jul 5, 2009 [ Play List ] (Added Jul 6, 2009) |
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FRANK ZAPPA INTERVIEW PART 2: Tapeworm of Love, The Way You Make me Squeal, My Neighbor's Kids, Valley Girl, Bobby Brown, Contra Rap Feb 14, 1988 [ Play List ] (Added Jul 5, 2009) |
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FRANK ZAPPA INTERVIEW PART 1: Upchuck Girl, Boink Boink, Earthquake Song, Dead Yuppies, Penguin In Bondage, Another Boring B-Side Feb 7, 1988 [ Play List ] (Added Jul 5, 2009) |
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TOP TEN 0926: Our Top Ten show for June also features some excellent new songs. Baldbox is a collaboration between Rob Balder and "ShoEboX" from Worm Quartet. Bongo Riders is led by Doug Forman, a founder of The Fools ("Psycho Chicken.") Plus - we have seven songs in a row about ducks. The online-only portion features some early comedy rap songs, some of them not heard for a decade or more. Jun 28, 2009 [ Play List ] (Added Jun 29, 2009) |
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BACK TO SCHOOL ON KLSX: Beat Brothers interview, Sister Mary Elephant, Smoking in the Boy's Room, Fatal Beatings, Intergalactic Laxative Sep 10, 1989 [ Play List ] (Added Jun 28, 2009) |
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WOODPECKERS ON KMET: Emo Philips, Reluctant Dragon, Woody Woodpecker, Plastic Jesus, We Are Dead, Frozen Embryos, I Had Sex w/ Madonna Jul 21, 1985 [ Play List ] (Added Jun 28, 2009) |
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FATHER'S DAY 0925: Our Father's Day celebration has an hour of fatherly favorites (plus more on the bonus segment). As with our Mother's Day madness, a healthy sense of humor is essential! Also featured - Todd Snider's new song about Dock Ellis, who pitched a no-hitter for the Pittsburgh Pirates while tripping on LSD, and a trio of movie star tributes. Jun 21, 2009 [ Play List ] (Added Jun 22, 2009) |
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SUMMER 0924: We just can't wait for summer...here's another hour's worth of demented summer songs for you, including Allan Sherman's original "Hello Mudduh" along with the 1964 sequel...and a big stack of summer camp songs that I used to sing with my fellow campers back in the day. Also included are some 1930s rarities related to the drug culture of that era...and one of our most requested oldies, "The Last Blast of the Blasted Bugler" - that's the one about Gunga Din. To top it off, our online bonus segment includes the extremely rare original release of "Last Blast," which is almost a minute longer than the more familiar version. Jun 14, 2009 [ Play List ] (Added Jun 15, 2009) |
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KMET LIVE 1977 (part 2): DEVO INTERVIEW (Jocko Homo, Blockhead, Mongoloid), A Good Man is Hard to Find, Trepidation Contest, More Bounce To The Ounce, Top Ten Sep 25, 1977 [ Play List ] (Added Jun 14, 2009) |
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KMET LIVE 1977 (part 1): It Ain't Gonna Rain No More, farm songs, She Had to Go and Lose it at the Astor, Gary Gilmore's Eyes, Say Man, Cable Car Concerto, Let's Do It Sep 25, 1977 [ Play List ] (Added Jun 14, 2009) |
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LARRY GROCE INTERVIEW: Junkfood Junkie, We've Been Malled, Bumper Sticker Song Apr 25, 1976 [ Play List ] (Added Jun 14, 2009) |
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ALIENS AND UFO'S 0923: Our subject this time is Aliens and UFO's - our most complete investigation ever of that Hot Topic, with eight more extraterrestrial excursions in the bonus segment (most of those have never been uploaded before). Other highlights include our first new track in awhile from Henry Phillips, and an Arctic adventure with England's Mighty Boosh. Jun 7, 2009 [ Play List ] (Added Jun 8, 2009) |
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TOP TEN 0922: Here's the Top Ten for May 2009, plus a big bunch of requests, and a little Poetry Corner too. The bonus segment features several newish songs we can't play on radio (parental discretion suggested, especially for the last two). May 31, 2009 [ Play List ] (Added Jun 1, 2009) |
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STAR TREK: Beam Me Up Scotty, Trouble with Klingons, Make it So, Uhura, Bar Trek, Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds Sep 11, 1994 [ Play List ] (Added May 31, 2009) |
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PLACES: Downer's Grove, My Home Town, Talking New York, Born in East LA, Istanbul not Constantinople Jan 23, 2005 [ Play List ] (Added May 31, 2009) |
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KLSX WEIRD AL INTERVIEW about Even Worse album (original commercials included) Apr 17, 1988 [ Play List ] (Added May 31, 2009) |
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DR. DEMENTO'S ZOO 0921: This week we visit Dr. Demento's zoo - and some wild places too - with a tall stack of songs about wild animals of many species. The bonus segment in particular has a lot of items you aren't likely to find anywhere else. Our first two segments introduce a half dozen most excellent new songs. May 24, 2009 [ Play List ] (Added May 25, 2009) |
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DR DEMENTO'S FARM 0920: We visit Dr. Demento's Farm this week - where laughter grows tall. It's our biggest-ever bumper crop of agricultural Dementia, with eight extra rural rarities in the bonus segment. Also featured is Luke Ski's tribute to Tom Lehrer, who claims to have invented the alcoholic concoction called the Jello Shot. May 17, 2009 [ Play List ] (Added May 18, 2009) |
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KMET LIVE (part 2): Esau Buck, More Songs about Food, 2000 Year Old man, jazz corner, top ten w/ Mr. Bill (includes original commercials) Nov 18, 1979 [ Play List ] (Added May 17, 2009) |
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KMET LIVE (part 1): Slide Trombona, Hot Nuts, Marry an Ugly Woman, 50's fashion montage, copycat corner (includes original commercials) Nov 18, 1979 [ Play List ] (Added May 17, 2009) |
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MOTHER'S DAY 0919: Here's our Demented salute to Mother's Day 2009. Recommended for mothers with a keen sense of humor, and anyone else who'd like to explore the rich veins of comedy inspired by the universal condition of motherhood, and all its psychological impilcations and complications. Our bonus for this show is a 1973 interview with Frank Zappa, in which he introduced The Shaggs for the first time, talked about his early (pre-Mothers) recordings, and also played some cherished 1950s R&B items. May 10, 2009 [ Play List ] (Added May 11, 2009) |
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CARTOONS 0918: Our show is extremely animated this week - it's got over 30 cartoon themes and demented songs about cartoons. It's like a whole week of Saturday mornings (or matinees!) The bonus tracks are a half dozen forgotten but charming pop songs about Disney characters, from 1929-1936 - very rare original 78's from the Demento Archives (plus one from Musical Mike). May 3, 2009 [ Play List ] (Added May 4, 2009) |
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SHEL SILVERSTEIN: Boy Named Sue, 9 Coronas, Motorcycle Song, Boa Constrictor, Freaker's Ball, Smoke-Off May 30, 1999 [ Play List ] (Added May 3, 2009) |
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TOP TEN 0917: It's Top Ten Time for April 2009! This show also features a few songs for Earth Day (a bit late, but we should celebrate all year long, right?), a new topical tune by novelty record king Gary Paxton (producer of the original "Monster Mash"), and, in our online-only section, some rare items from past Dr Demento Basement Tapes CD's. (Reminder: past Basement Tapes CD's are available - but to current, paid-up members of the Demento Society only). Apr 26, 2009 [ Play List ] (Added Apr 27, 2009) |
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NUMBERS 0916: We do it by the numbers this time! Every song is based on numbers, from one-half to 700 billion. The online bonus tracks include a couple of unreleased rarities not heard in over 20 years - "Eight Arms to Hold You" by Damaskas (with Barnes & Barnes) and "14" by The Bombardiers, which has to do with the number of times an average person passes gas on an average day. Apr 19, 2009 [ Play List ] (Added Apr 20, 2009) |
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ALCOHOL: Ballad of Big Buffet, Moose Goosers, Romping Through the Swamp, Turning Japanese, Japanese Jurassic Park, Save the Beer, Viagra in the Waters Mar 3, 2002 [ Play List ] (Added Apr 19, 2009) |
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HAWAII: Let's Talk Dirty in Hawaiian, Loving You is Surfing You, The Only Gay Eskimo, Rocking in the Rest Home, Do the Clinton, Way Down Deep You're Shallow, Weenie Wacker Jan 16, 1994 [ Play List ] (Added Apr 19, 2009) |
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Ape on my Fire Escape, Come on-a my House, At the Circus, Loos of England, Twinkle Little Earth Jan 26, 1975 [ Play List ] (Added Apr 19, 2009) |
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EASTER 0915: Our Easter Sunday show celebrates several traditions that go along with Easter...Easter bunnies, Easter eggs, and chocolate in particular. The online-only bonus tracks have some especially hard-to-find examples, including the 100-year-old "Rabbit Hash" and also "The Chick," which appeared for one week only on the Billboard Hot 100 singles chart, in 100th place. Apr 12, 2009 [ Play List ] (Added Apr 13, 2009) |
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TWO WHEELS 0914: Our topic this week is "Two Wheels" - bicycles and motorcycles. We also revisit baseball, with half an hour of diamond delights not heard on our March 22 show. Our online-only bonus tracks include "Abner the Baseball" by Eddie Lawrence ("The Old Philosopher"), never before heard on our network show, and a baseball bit from 1909, the oldest comedy recording we know of about sports fans. Apr 5, 2009 [ Play List ] (Added Apr 6, 2009) |
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TOP TEN 0913: Here's the Top Ten for March, plus lots more treats for discerning Dementites, including songs about bad hair, the Wild West, sniffles and sneezes, and Grandma. We have a special tribute to the late Alan Livingston, who signed the Beatles to Capitol Records and revitalized Frank Sinatra's career...but we focus on his contributions to the Golden Era of children's records, 1946-52, when among other things he invented the character of Bozo the Clown, and co-wrote "I Taut I Taw A Puddy Tat." Our bonus segment features three multi-part Golden Era kids' records, running about 12 minutes each. Also note that for online listeners only, "Existential Blues" is heard here in the original, slightly longer version. Mar 29, 2009 [ Play List ] (Added Mar 30, 2009) |
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SAINT PATRICK'S DAY: Cheney's Got a Gun,Shove a Shillelagh, The Hunting Song Mar 12, 2006 [ Play List ] (Added Mar 28, 2009) |
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EASTER AND FERTILITY SONGS: Chocolate Is fine, In The Mood, Kiss This (Hey IRS), (These Eggs Were) Born To Run Apr 16, 2006 [ Play List ] (Added Mar 28, 2009) |
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FAST FOOD: (and a large orange drink - SAY IT! DRINK!) We explore the deeper meanings of burgers, hot dogs and tacos. Also: more new Tiny Songs by Logan Whitehurst, plus Hot Jewish Chicks, Boobs A Lot, and a Fungus Among Us. Jul 16, 2006 [ Play List ] (Added Mar 27, 2009) |
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BACK TO SCHOOL: It's back to school on this week's Dr Demento show...with scholastic comedy classics by Cheech & Chong, "Weird Al" Yankovic, Tom Lehrer, Frank Zappa, Adam Sandler and more. We also stick it to Mel Gibson, Lindsay Lohan and other naughty celebrities, and we'll also discover the surprising inspiration for Johnny Cash's "Folsom Prison Blues." Aug 27, 2006 [ Play List ] (Added Mar 27, 2009) |
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SPRINGTIME 0912: Here's our demented salute to springtime...its birds, its flowers, its worms and showers...and some baseball too. We also have a farewell salute to the 20th century's second most popular American boy soprano, the late Jimmy Boyd. The online bonus tracks include some very hard-to-find 1960s singles by Jimmy Boyd as an adult vocalist, in songs he wrote together with Bobby Darin, and with Leon Russell and J. J. Cale. (Also - "Wal-Martian Rhapsody" and "Beer!!!", which appear in slightly edited versions on the radio show, are unedited for the online version). Mar 22, 2009 [ Play List ] (Added Mar 23, 2009) |
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RELATIVES 0911: We celebrate relatives on this week's show -- you know, all those people in your life that you don't get to pick and choose! Aunts, uncles, brothers, sisters, cousins and so on. There's also a nice long set of demented St. Patrick's Day favorites. The online-only bonus set has more songs about relatives. (Note: "Granny And The Kid" is unedited and has a bit of explicit language, as does "How's Your Hole Family.") Mar 15, 2009 [ Play List ] (Added Mar 16, 2009) |
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RADIO 0910: Our subject this week is Radio...songs and comedy bits about radio from various eras, especially from the original heyday of radio in the 1920s, and the heyday of Top 40 in the 1950s (and the payola scandal that followed). Our bonus tracks include a great radio blues (by a singer better known as "Smiley" Lewis) and two hilarious radio satires from the 1920s. (N. B. - "Radio Impressions" and "Twisting The Dials" are here presented in their entirety -- earlier appearances of these items in our online shows are excerpts only). Lots of exciting new stuff in our first hour! Mar 8, 2009 [ Play List ] (Added Mar 9, 2009) |
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FIRST EVER TOP TEN ON KPPC: memories salad, cocaine salad, Walter Wart, The Crusher, Louis Armstrong & Jim Morrison tributes (MONO ONLY) Jul 11, 1971 [ Play List ] (Added Mar 8, 2009) |
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Lizzie Borden, Old King Tut, Beans in my Ears, Everyone says I Love You, It's a Gas Jan 19, 1975 [ Play List ] (Added Mar 8, 2009) |
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STAR WARS: Sensitive New Age Guys, Yoda demo, Star Wars Cantina, Star Wars Trilogy Homesick Blues May 23, 1999 [ Play List ] (Added Mar 8, 2009) |
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RECORDS 0909: We celebrate records this week...those big flat round black things people used to put on turntables when they wanted to hear some music. Given up for dead not that long ago, they're BAAACK with a vengeance, and we're here to cheer them on, having loved records since early childhood. Our bonus track segment this week has even more Records About Records...lots of things that will never be on CD or even iTunes...and the "regular" part of the show has a couple of hidden bonuses for online listeners only: "The White Knight" is the extended version, three minutes longer, only released as a 45 rpm B-side...and "Genie, the Magic Record" has 2 1/2 minutes of extra magic. Mar 1, 2009 [ Play List ] (Added Mar 2, 2009) |
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TOP TEN 0908: This week we salute the variable nature of friendship and un-friendship, the city of Los Angeles, cannabis, a new cult film and an old one, and -- of course -- the Top Ten for February. Our bonus segment features nine, count 'em, nine rare Spike Jones tracks. Feb 22, 2009 [ Play List ] (Added Feb 23, 2009) |
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KMET LIVE part 2: Derbytown, New York New York double backwards, jazz corner, top ten May 8, 1983 [ Play List ] (Added Feb 22, 2009) |
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KMET LIVE part 1: Mothers's Day, Oingo Boingo, Spike Jones, and more May 8, 1983 [ Play List ] (Added Feb 22, 2009) |
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15TH ANNIVERSARY: Weird Al, Barnes & Barnes, & others live in studio; many interviews and past show highlights replayed; recap of year-end #1 songs Oct 20, 1985 [ Play List ] (Added Feb 22, 2009) |
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SHORT SONGS 0907: Every three years or so Dr. Demento gathers up some of the shortest songs in his archives. This time, as in 2005, he sequences them so that they get shorter and shorter as the show progresses, for an exhilarating rush to brevity. The opening song, Steve Martin's new "Late For School," has nothing to do with that. Neither does the online-only bonus segment, dedicated to Tiny Tim, and featuring a funny and revealing interview with Minnesota radio personality T. D. Mischke. Much of the interview is devoted to Tiny's unique approach to personal hygiene. (We'd rate it somewhere around PG-13). Feb 15, 2009 [ Play List ] (Added Feb 16, 2009) |
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VALENTINE'S DAY 0906: Here's our celebration of Valentine's Day 2009...lots of old favorites plus some we haven't heard in awhile. You can also compare our two "kill the wabbit" songs back-to-back, featuring ace impressionists Darrell Hammond (of SNL fame) and Mark McCollum (as Ozzy Fudd). Our bonus segment introduces some worthy newer songs that are a bit too explicit for radio. They are unbleeped here and parental guidance is suggested; the last one is especially explicit. Feb 8, 2009 [ Play List ] (Added Feb 9, 2009) |
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RETURN TO LIVE ON KMET: Los Angeles, Los Angeles, The World is Mine, I Love L.A., Weird Al brief interview, We Are the Worms May 12, 1985 [ Play List ] (Added Feb 8, 2009) |
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NEW MILLENIUM: Time Warp, 2000 Year Old Man, Dachshunds with Erections, Troglodyte, Life Sucks Then You Die, Birds and the Bees Jan 2, 2000 [ Play List ] (Added Feb 8, 2009) |
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The Frozen Logger, I Want a Hot Dog for my Roll, Big Rock Candy Mountain, Broadway New York Song Jan 12, 1975 [ Play List ] (Added Feb 8, 2009) |
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TRAINS 0905: All aboard for a show featuring one of Dr. D's favorite topics, trains. (He has been a railfan since age four, when he was in a nursery school overlooking a busy railroad track). Lots of hard to find items, especially in the "Rarities" online bonus segment. Feb 1, 2009 [ Play List ] (Added Feb 2, 2009) |
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TOP TEN 0904: Here's our first monthly Top Ten for 2009! Other treats include a salute to Damaskas' Copycat Corner from 1979, prompted by a new book following the same M.O....and, in our online-only bonus segment, a track from each of the five albums nominated for the Grammy for Best Comedy Recording this year. Jan 25, 2009 [ Play List ] (Added Jan 26, 2009) |
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KMET LIVE 1980! (part 2): Tonio K co-hosting (including records by Dylan, Zappa, and others), plus the jazz corner and top ten Aug 17, 1980 [ Play List ] (Added Jan 25, 2009) |
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KMET LIVE 1980! (part 1): Greasy's Lee's, Elvis for President, Lumberjack Song, Hippity Hop Aug 17, 1980 [ Play List ] (Added Jan 25, 2009) |
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KLSX LIVE 1988! Topic: the new baby boom Jul 31, 1988 [ Play List ] (Added Jan 25, 2009) |
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PRESIDENTS 0903: The Dr. Demento Show goes all-Presidential! In honor of the inauguration of Barack Obama, and to help prepare him for the comedic zingers that are sure to come his way in the next four years, we offer a retrospective of the comedic abuse heaped upon several former Presidents, one soon-to-be-former President, and one would-be-President-elect. As with last week's Scandals show, many long-unavailable collector's items are included. Jan 18, 2009 [ Play List ] (Added Jan 19, 2009) |
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SPECIAL TOPIC 1986: Blow Me Down, Paranoimia, Ukrainian Uranium Bread, Christmas at Ground Zero, Life Sucks, Then You Die, Big Butt Aug 6, 2006 [ Play List ] (Added Jan 12, 2009) |
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DEMENTED SERIOUS SINGERS: Are You Lonesome Tonight, Plexiglass Toilet, Friends, Bugs Sep 12, 1999 [ Play List ] (Added Jan 12, 2009) |
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Darktown Poker Club, Wong Song, If You're a Viper, Everybody Wants my Fanny, Light my Fire Jan 5, 1975 [ Play List ] (Added Jan 12, 2009) |
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SCANDALS 0902: Our Hour Two theme this week is "Scandals" - especially those involving powerful, wealthy and/or sexy people who behave in bizarre, distasteful or dishonest ways. Starring Britney, Michael, Jim & Tammy, Bill & Monica, and more. Many of the songs heard here are very hard to find today, having disappeared from the marketplace as their subject matter faded from the tabloid covers. This theme dovetails with next week's show, which celebrates the inauguration of Barack Obama with lots of songs and comedy bits about his predecessors and their scandals. Jan 11, 2009 [ Play List ] (Added Jan 12, 2009) |
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EASY SONGS FOR HARD TIMES 0901: Our first show of 2009 spotlights the economy. We're calling it "Easy Songs For Hard Times." Along with songs inspired by the current SNAFU, I located some songs from the early 1930s when we were experiencing some very similar situations. Some of those songs are surprisingly cheerful! We could use a little of that cheer today. Jan 4, 2009 [ Play List ] (Added Jan 5, 2009) |
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FUNNY 25 0852: And away we go with the Funny 25 for 2008....the 25 hottest and coolest songs of the year. Old and new, long and short, loud and soft, famous and infamous...nothing but the hits on this show! This week's "Rarities By Request" features some footnotes to the Funny 25 - "Robots" unbleeped, an earlier take of "Fish Heads," some 1980s work by Chris Mezzolesta of Power Salad, and, by popular demand, the original B-side of "They're Coming To Take Me Away, Ha-haa!" which is the same song backwards. Dec 28, 2008 [ Play List ] (Added Dec 29, 2008) |
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KMET Top 50 1973 part 2 (#20 to #1 plus extras!) Dec 30, 1973 [ Play List ] (Added Dec 28, 2008) |
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KMET Top 50 1973 part 1 (#50 to #21) Dec 30, 1973 [ Play List ] (Added Dec 28, 2008) |
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CHRISTMAS/HANUKKAH #4 0851: With Christmas so close we can almost taste it, here's our final holiday show of 2008 -- with a hearty, hilarious helping of Hanukkah songs to spread the cheer around. All but three of the songs in this show are played for the first (and only) time this year. Once again we have an extended bonus tracks section, including a few items with explicit language. We've placed those at the end so that kids can cover their parents' ears at the appropriate time. Dec 21, 2008 [ Play List ] (Added Dec 22, 2008) |
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CHRISTMAS #3 0850: Santa rides again (and has other strange experiences) in part 3 of our four-part Christmas Cavalcade of 2008. Lots of old favorites and a few very demented new things. I want to call special attention to the online-only bonus segment which has nine songs a bunch of people have asked for, that we just didn't have room for on the radio version this year. From now on the online-only segments will be transmitted at the end of the show (hope that's OK!) Dec 14, 2008 [ Play List ] (Added Dec 15, 2008) |
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KLSX Christmas part 2: Beatles, Christmas in California, We're Getting Massaged for Christmas, Santa Claus Gone Bad, I Want the Batman for Christmas Dec 24, 1989 [ Play List ] (Added Dec 14, 2008) |
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WEIRD AL INTERVIEW: South Park, I Like, Time With Your Wife, Jack the Idiot Dunce, You Don't Love Me Anymore in German, Life's Gonna Suck Jul 18, 1999 [ Play List ] (Added Dec 14, 2008) |
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CHRISTMAS #2 0849: Here's show number two of our four-show holiday spectacular for 2008. Highlights include the ever-popular "Blue Christmas" (piggy style) by Seymour Swine & the Squeelers, "Ding! Fries are Done" by Billy from Burger King, and Robert Lund's stupendous new parody of the worst Christmas song ever, "The Christmas Shoes." And for our online listeners only...nothing nasty this time, just 20+ minutes of extreme rarities from way, way back in the Demento Archives. Dec 7, 2008 [ Play List ] (Added Dec 8, 2008) |
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CHRISTMAS #1 0848: And awaaaay we go with our first Christmas spectacular for 2008. New and inspired songs, old and desired songs, stacks & stacks of 'em piled up every which way under our virtual radio Christmas tree. Everything we love about Christmas, and everything we hate, it's all here, and so is the Top Ten for November.
I want to especially point out our x-rated, yes, that's X-RATED bonus segment, filled with some of the most outrageously irreverent holiday songs ever made! Be forewarned...lots of four-letter words and generally disgusting grossness. We've put it at the very end of our stream, making it easier for parents and others not inclined to listen to such things to turn it off without missing such gems as "An Axl Christmas" (in honor of the long-delayed Guns 'n Roses album), "I Want A Hippopotamus For Christmas" and "Kung Pao Buckaroo Holiday" (an ode to political incorrectness). Nov 30, 2008 [ Play List ] (Added Dec 1, 2008) |
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LIVE AT THE FAIR (part 2): Continued from the above show, including more old favorites, Musical Mike's jazz corner, and the top ten, with more live performances by Weird Al! Sep 20, 1981 [ Play List ] (Added Nov 30, 2008) |
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LIVE AT THE FAIR (part 1): Dr. Demento broadcasts live from the Los Angeles County Fair, including old and new records, plus performances by Willio & Phillio and Weird Al! (Note: original commercials included for nostalgia) Sep 20, 1981 [ Play List ] (Added Nov 30, 2008) |
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TURKEYS 0847: Our Thanksgiving feast of fun this year features some of our favorite "turkeys" (i.e. songs so bad they're great) along with such holiday favorites as "Alice's Restaurant Massacree" and Adam Sandler's "Thanksgiving Song." We also have two tracks from the Bonzo Dog Band's reunion album (their first in 35 years) and some wild garage rock & R&B songs featured by Pittsburgh's radio wild man Mad Mike Metrovich. Nov 23, 2008 [ Play List ] (Added Nov 24, 2008) |
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FRANK ZAPPA 0846: This week's show is entirely devoted to a tribute to Frank Zappa, commemorating the 15th anniversary of his death. It traces his career in roughly chronological fashion, concentrating on his humorous music but also exploring his R&B roots, and the avant-garde music which he considered to be his best work. Many interview excerpts from Frank's appearances on the Dr. Demento Show are included.
This is not a repeat of our 1994 tribute show; it is newly written and produced.
The online bonus segment comes at the end this time, and is much longer than usual (about 33 minutes). It features Frank introducing rare records from his personal collection, and also three Zappa favorites we can't play on the radio. IMPORTANT: Parental guidance is strongly suggested for the last three tracks in the online bonus segment; there is strong language and possibly objectionable subject matter. Nov 16, 2008 [ Play List ] (Added Nov 17, 2008) |
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HUNTING 0845: Here's our salute to Hunting Season 2008. Along with such perennials as "Da Turdy Point Buck" and Tom Lehrer's "Hunting Song" we have new hunting songs by Project Sisyphus and by those heroes of "outlaw" hunting, BadBob & Jimmy. We also salute Veteran's Day this week...and sheep, noses, and text messaging. Nov 9, 2008 [ Play List ] (Added Nov 10, 2008) |
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KPPC JANUARY 1971: Some of the Doc's earliest shows were on KPPC in Pasadena. This includes his January 14 show (one hour) and the second hour of the January 28 show. MONO ONLY. Jan 14, 1971 [ Play List ] [ Play List ] (Added Nov 9, 2008) |
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WORKING: Boogie Woogie Amputee, Music Sex & Cookies, Metal Head, Big Eyed Beans From Venus, I Used to Work in Chicago, K-Mart Blues Sep 5, 1999 [ Play List ] (Added Nov 9, 2008) |
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Admiral's Daughter, Hokum Smokum, Serenade to a Jerk, How Many Burps, Pine Top's Boogie Woogie, Everybody Wants my Fanny Dec 15, 1974 [ Play List ] (Added Nov 9, 2008) |
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ELECTION/TOP TEN 0844: Here's our election special for 2008. Along with new songs about Obama, McCain and Palin (somehow we just didn't get any Biden songs) we have lots of curiosities from past elections, promoting candidates both real and imaginary. The online-only bonus segment includes a Firesign Theatre rarity -- both sides of a picture disc single released to commemorate the 1980 election. (Sorry, no pictures). And then we move on to something really important - the Top Ten for October. Nov 2, 2008 [ Play List ] (Added Nov 3, 2008) |
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HALLOWEEN #2 0843: Here's Part Two of our annual Halloween festival. Segment One features Halloween-type songs from (or inspired by) TV and the movies. Ghosts, goblins, zombies, werewolves, a werecow, and many other frightening friends are saluted before we arrive at our traditional last dance, the Monster Mash. Oct 26, 2008 [ Play List ] (Added Oct 27, 2008) |
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HALLOWEEN #1 0842: Here's Part One of our annual two-part fright festival...a whole show full of spooky tunes and scary melodies to trick and treat your mind (with a brief time out for Weird Al's birthday, and his brand new song). Rarities include the original "Carmen Miranda's Ghost" and Bobby Pickett's "The Monster Swim," plus a special set of "ghosts from Halloweens past" recorded in the 1930s. Oct 19, 2008 [ Play List ] (Added Oct 20, 2008) |
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CATS: Oy It's So Humid, Silicon Valley Guy, Me And My Vibrator, Siamese Cat Song, Cat Came Back, My Girl's Pussy Aug 22, 1999 [ Play List ] (Added Oct 19, 2008) |
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MURDER 0841: We have a killer show for you this week...the topic is murder. Lawyers, boy bands, a wabbit, a purple dinosaur, and your mama are all targeted in this musical crime wave. The online-only "Rarities By Request" features a couple of Mideast-oriented songs that were extremely controversial in their day. Another rarity is the Blues Brothers' unreleased version of "Sink the Bismarck." Oct 12, 2008 [ Play List ] (Added Oct 13, 2008) |
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LIVE IN STUDIO PT.2 0840: Here's another hour-plus of performances recorded live on the Dr. Demento Show from 1976 to 2004. Many of these haven't been heard since the original air dates, and very few are available anywhere else, even online. Also notable: the Dr. Demento debut of the delightful Max Raabe. Oct 5, 2008 [ Play List ] (Added Oct 6, 2008) |
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TOP TEN 0839: Our online only "Rarities By Requests" set is worth your special attention this week. "A Tale of the Ticker," one of the few truly amusing songs about the stock market, was recorded in September 1929 just before the s**t in the fan for the biggest Wall Street dump of all time (so far!) Also featured is that timeless epic of backwoods automotive seduction, "Larry, Move Your Hand" and a primer on averting DWI problems, "Backwards XYZ's". I haven't even mentioned those four songs in a row about New Jersey, and the ones about Sarah Palin. And yes, the Top Ten for September is here. Sep 28, 2008 [ Play List ] (Added Sep 29, 2008) |
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A Little More Gauze, Barnacle Bill #2, Little Orley, Gloomy Sunday, Let's Do It Dec 8, 1974 [ Play List ] (Added Sep 28, 2008) |
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MARRIAGE:It's June, and marriage is the theme. Shel Silverstein, Carla ulbrich, Jackie Gleason and Worm Quartet contribute Jun 11, 2006 [ Play List ] (Added Sep 28, 2008) |
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BEATLES 0838: We salute the Beatles this week, with some of the best (and worst) of the dozens of topical songs written about the group during its glorious heyday. We've also got a couple of Sarah Palin songs (more to come, we imagine)...and such hard to find Demented favorites as "The Bears," "Rappin' Duke" and "Oh Boy Do I Love Bears" along with (for the first time on the show) "This Is Planet Earth" by Jerry Samuels (aka Napoleon XIV). Sep 21, 2008 [ Play List ] (Added Sep 22, 2008) |
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CARTOONS: Puddy Tat,Believe in Bugs,Popeye, Betty Boop Mar 26, 2006 [ Play List ] (Added Sep 15, 2008) |
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DOGS: Dachshunds with Erections, Doggy Doo, Butt Scootin' Doggie, Dog Police, Pachelbel Aug 15, 1999 [ Play List ] (Added Sep 15, 2008) |
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Romping Through the Swamp, Rubber Duckie, Horrible Breath, Freckle Song, It Ain't the Meat it's the Motion Dec 1, 1974 [ Play List ] (Added Sep 15, 2008) |
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ONE-HIT WONDERS 0837: We salute One-Hit Wonders this week. A One-Hit Wonder is an artist who has great success with one song, then never has another hit worth reckoning with. In the 1950s and 1960s there were a great many one-hit wonders. Thatalso happened to be the Golden Age of Novelty Records, and we salute many of those. Toward the end of the show we also salute artists who had a single song place high on one or more of the Dr. Demento Show's year-end countdowns, but never enjoyed a followup hit. In the early part of the show we salute Talk Like a Pirate Day (Sept. 17), and tip our top hat to the late Jerry Reed. Sep 14, 2008 [ Play List ] (Added Sep 15, 2008) |
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FOOTBALL 0836: We salute football season with hilarious pigskin perennials by Andy Griffith, Tom Lehrer, George Carlin and Adam Sandler, and lots of lesser known surprises including two different songs imagining Jesus Christ as a football player. Non-football rarities include radio personality Don Imus' first record, from 1971, a 1950s track by Milwaukee legend Mad Man Michaels, and "The Old Sow Song" from 1937 complete with gloriously unprintable mouth noises. Sep 7, 2008 [ Play List ] (Added Sep 8, 2008) |
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LAST LIVE 4-HOUR KMET SHOW part 2: Legend of the USS Titanic, Canned Heat tribute, Musical Mike's Jazz Corner, the week's Top Ten May 15, 1983 [ Play List ] (Added Sep 1, 2008) |
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LAST LIVE 4-HOUR KMET SHOW part 1: Dr. Who theme, new Monty Python, Drugs by Damaskas, Rufus is a T*t Man, Flackman & Reagan, Zippy The Pinhead May 15, 1983 [ Play List ] (Added Sep 1, 2008) |
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BIG/COLLEGE: Y2K, Big Butt, Big Balls, Campus Rules, Roommate From Hell Aug 29, 1999 [ Play List ] (Added Sep 1, 2008) |
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TOP TEN 0835: Here's our Top Ten for August 2008...and since Sept.1 falls on a Monday, it's Labor Day weekend too. This show features several all-time Labor Day favorites, including "The Bricklayer's Story" and "Working Where the Sun Don't Shine" (the colo-rectal surgeon's song).
We also salute the man who works the hardest on Labor Day, Mr. Jerry Lewis...we have a short interview with Mike Elliott, whose 1986 Demented hit "Rock Me Jerry Lewis" is the ultimate telethon tribute.
We also spin a very rare and hilarious Martin Mull item, and say a fond goodbye to "Engineer Bill" Stulla, who died this week at age 97. Aug 31, 2008 [ Play List ] (Added Sep 1, 2008) |
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BACK TO SCHOOL 0834: Education may never feel quite the same after you hear our back-to-school show. We feature such classroom collectibles as the explosive "Roger Boom," a live performance of Weird Al's "School Cafeteria" from a 1979 Dr. D show on KMET-Los Angeles, and Mike Condello's unreleased "Public School Lunch" along with such well-loved favorites as "Charlie Brown," "Lunchlady Land" and "Bright College Days." In our first half, the Dr D. debut of Luke Ski's all-star tribute to "Battlestar Galactica," two brilliant new satires by Randy Newman and a little salute to the late Isaac Hayes. Aug 24, 2008 [ Play List ] (Added Aug 25, 2008) |
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CATS 0833: We salute cats on this week's show. All kinds of cats, and all kinds of opinions about those lovably contrary critters. We also present this week a salute to the late Steve Goodman, and a most remarkable book about Steve that was published recently. Hard-to-find treats include "Marijuana Munchies," "Bubbling Brain Cells" and "(It's Not Nice To Fool) Mother Nature," the latter two on the online version only (the one you can access here). Aug 17, 2008 [ Play List ] (Added Aug 18, 2008) |
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ZAPPA TRIBUTE part 2: the all-time Frank Zappa top ten, plus the regular top ten for this week May 11, 1980 [ Play List ] (Added Aug 17, 2008) |
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ZAPPA TRIBUTE KMET part 1: many songs by Frank Zappa & the Mothers of Invention, plus interviews with Wild Man Fischer and Jerry Samuels (Napoleon XIV) May 11, 1980 [ Play List ] (Added Aug 17, 2008) |
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WOMEN: Ding Dong Song, 88 Lines About 44 Women, Smart Girls, Girls Don't Fart, Mammary Glands Oct 10, 1999 [ Play List ] (Added Aug 17, 2008) |
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0832 DOGS: We celebrate the Dog Days of summer 2008 by letting 23 of our favorite dog songs run free (plus two flea songs).
Also, here once again is our currently most-requested hard-to-find song, the original "I Like" by Heathen Dan. Aug 10, 2008 [ Play List ] (Added Aug 11, 2008) |
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0831 CHICKENS: We celebrate chickens this week. We haven't done that in awhile and I was amazed at how many chicken songs there are in the Archives. Many of the best and one or two of the worst are here. Our online-only rarities segment (near the end of the show this time) has still more chicken songs, including an out-of-print Bruce Springsteen song and a Dennis Weaver rarity. Aug 3, 2008 [ Play List ] (Added Aug 4, 2008) |
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Temptation, Fish, Barnacle Bill, Golden Gridiron Boy, Close To You, Wong Song, What it Was Was Football Nov 24, 1974 [ Play List ] (Added Aug 3, 2008) |
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SHORT SONGS: Zilch, Her Majesty, I Like Food, Little Boxes, Moisture, Little Toot, Frozen Embryos, Them Moose Goosers, Happy Boy Aug 8, 1999 [ Play List ] (Added Aug 3, 2008) |
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BAD PEOPLE: World is Full of Bastards, You Got Your Baby Back, Gimme the Head of Old Bin Laden Sep 18, 2005 [ Play List ] (Added Aug 3, 2008) |
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TOP TEN 0830: Here's our Top Ten for July, plus a plethora of pleasures old and new, including Lily Allen's scandalous new protest song. "Rarities By Request" includes a "Valley Girl" spoof from 1982 and the original 1950s version of "Beans" ("I love my beans, better than chicken or turnip greens.") Jul 27, 2008 [ Play List ] (Added Jul 28, 2008) |
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LIVE IN STUDIO 0829: An extra-special show this week: Every song in the second hour of the show was recorded live on the Dr Demento Show, between the mid-1970s and the mid-2000's. Many of these performances haven't been heard since their original broadcast years ago. Tom Stankus' "Existential Blues" is especially exciting, with lots of elements not heard on the currently available recorded version (including those "Impossible Dream" lines).
Along with the familiar September 1980 version of "Weird Al" Yankovic's "Another One Rides The Bus," online listeners (only) can hear Al's encore performance from April 1981...like "Existential Blues," this performance also has some extra added attractions.
The first half of the show features, among other things, a virtually brand new Dickie Goodman production (!) Jul 20, 2008 [ Play List ] (Added Jul 21, 2008) |
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The Air Battle, Abdul Abulbul Amir, Purple Haze, Freckle Song Nov 17, 1974 [ Play List ] (Added Jul 20, 2008) |
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News of the World, Dollar a Gallon for Gas, Mention my Name in Sheboygan, J T'aime Nov 10, 1974 [ Play List ] (Added Jul 20, 2008) |
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GREEN 9611: Choppin' Broccoli, Ballad of Gumby, Green Garden Hose, It's Not Easy Being Green Mar 17, 1996 [ Play List ] (Added Jul 20, 2008) |
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NO CLOTHES 0828: We get naked (or rather, nekked) on the radio this week...our subject is nudity, as celebrated in songs from the 1930s to the 2000's.
"Rarities By Request" features Harry Lauder, who for three decades was the most famous, highest paid stage comedian in the English speaking world, and a rare and raunchy tune from the Caribbean called "Sixpence." Jul 13, 2008 [ Play List ] (Added Jul 14, 2008) |
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CLOTHES/GEORGE CARLIN 0827: Along with a closetful of songs about clothes (as previously scheduled), this show includes a tribute to the late George Carlin, with three all-time favorite Carlin recordings plus excerpts from Dr. Demento Shows that featured George as a guest.
In addition to the tribute heard on the radio show, online listeners will hear an additional 20+ minutes of George Carlin, including two uncensored recordings (including the one that actually led to that infamous Supreme Court decision) and additional interview segments. This extra material will be heard just before the final segment of the show. Explicit language - parental guidance suggested.
"Rarities By Request" will return next week. Jul 6, 2008 [ Play List ] (Added Jul 9, 2008) |
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TOP TEN 0826: It's Top Ten time again...and the Fourth of July is drawing near, so we have a stack of songs about America. Hard-to-find items include "Uncle Jack Sez Relax" and "Guns Made America Great." There's also a new song about gas prices, "Pain At The Pump." Jun 29, 2008 [ Play List ] (Added Jun 30, 2008) |
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SUMMER 0825: Summer is here (officially, at last!) and we celebrate with a hot stack of summertime songs, including some to help plan your vacation, and a rare live tape of Allan Sherman's "Hello Mudduh" (recorded after Allan apparently imbibed some beverages not normally served at summer camp). Rarities By Request, for our online listeners only, features a wild and crazy Kay Kyser track not heard in 25+ years, and a hilarious bit from ca. 1960 about a sportscaster whose disgruntled assistant wreaks havoc upon the broadcast. Jun 22, 2008 [ Play List ] (Added Jun 23, 2008) |
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FATHER'S DAY 0824: We celebrate Father's Day with an hour of songs about fathers, and men in general. Warning: Dad will need a healthy sense of humor to handle a couple of these. For our online listeners, Rarities By Request features a couple of outhouse oratorios, a little-known but delightful Coasters song and a nicely noirish Logan Whitehurst piece from one of his early collections. Jun 15, 2008 [ Play List ] (Added Jun 16, 2008) |
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WOMEN 0823: The subject is women this week...songs about women, written and sung by women AND men. Controversy may well ensue. Dentistry and the price of gas are also covered, along with less painful subjects! And once again we offer Rarities by Request for our online listeners only. Jun 8, 2008 [ Play List ] (Added Jun 9, 2008) |
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DEMENTED DANCE PARTY 0822: This week's show features a Demented Dance Party. Let's do the Time Warp again...along with the Funky Gibbon, the Punk Polka and the Curly Shuffle.
The bonus online segment features some vintage dance instruction records, in a montage narrated by Dr. D quite a long time ago. Also note the Weird Al rarity in segment 2. Jun 1, 2008 [ Play List ] (Added Jun 2, 2008) |
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TOP TEN 0821: Here's the Top Ten for May 2008 - along with the debut of Whimsical Will's 23rd annual Summer Movie Spectacular! We have satires on the presidential candidates, today's cinema, and that Miley Cyrus photo shoot. Our special bonus segment for online listeners only features songs inspired by commercials from the 50's to our own time. May 25, 2008 [ Play List ] (Added May 26, 2008) |
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GREEN/ST. PATRICK'S DAY 0511: Harry's Jockstrap, Pachelbel, Biddy McGraw, Jolly Green Giant Mar 13, 2005 [ Play List ] (Added May 25, 2008) |
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EASTER/RODENTS 0513: Waffle Whiffer, Kill The Wabbit, Hamster Love, Squirrels Mar 27, 2005 [ Play List ] (Added May 25, 2008) |
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EARTH DAY 0516: We Are The Worms, Sarah Cynthia Stout, It's Not Nice To Fool Mother Nature Apr 17, 2005 [ Play List ] (Added May 25, 2008) |
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Stan Freberg rock 'n' roll parodies, laughing records, nuts Nov 3, 1974 [ Play List ] (Added May 25, 2008) |
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ALCOHOL 0820: A salute to America's favorite drug - Alcohol. Booze in all its forms has inspired countless songs, from the serious to the silly, including many fine comedy songs which we sample this week. Our bonus segment for online listeners includes "Fisting the Sheep" (parental discretion advised) and others we probably won't be playing on the radio anytime soon. May 18, 2008 [ Play List ] (Added May 19, 2008) |
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MOTHER'S DAY 0819: Happy Mother's Day! Here's our biggest ever stack of motherly dementia.
The online-only bonus segment features three very hard-to-find 1970s tributes to the Spike Jones style, plus two even more sought-after specimens of very naughty wordplay. May 11, 2008 [ Play List ] (Added May 12, 2008) |
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TOBACCO 0818: The topic this week is tobacco. It smells bad, and there's a lot of evidence that it's bad for us...but some of us love it, a lot more of us seem to need it, and there are a whole lot of funny songs and comedy bits about tobacco. We'll smoke some of the best ones on this show.
**We're starting a new feature with this show...from now on each Dr. Demento Show available for streaming at www.drdemento.com will contain a BONUS SEGMENT -- 10 minutes or more of songs that are **not** included on this week's radio show. These bonus segments will feature some of our most requested, hardest-to-find songs from waaay back in the Demento Archives.** May 4, 2008 [ Play List ] (Added May 5, 2008) |
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Halloween: Mysterious Mose, Mr. Ghost Goes To Town, Halloween Spooks, My Handy Man, It's A Gas Oct 27, 1974 [ Play List ] (Added May 4, 2008) |
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TOP TEN 0817: It's Top Ten time once again, featuring the hottest and coolest Demented hits of April 2008. A nice mix of old and new things this time. In our first hour we play the Kevin Bacon six degrees of separation game, and also celebrate road kill, and the things and people that exist next door to us...plus a song that Bob Dylan gets credit for discovering, that he almost certainly heard for the first time on the Dr Demento show. Apr 27, 2008 [ Play List ] (Added Apr 28, 2008) |
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HAPPY EARTH DAY 0816: We celebrate the earth, and the dirt it's made of. We also say an early goodbye to Royal Canadian Air Farce, which will call it a career soon after 37+ years...and hello to The Great Luke Ski's new version of "The Chainsaw Juggler," with 18, count 'em 18, guest stars. Apr 20, 2008 [ Play List ] (Added Apr 21, 2008) |
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garbage, Old Sow Song, Je T'aime, When I'm Cleaning Windows Oct 20, 1974 [ Play List ] (Added Apr 20, 2008) |
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LSD, Cigarettes and Whuskey, Crawl Out Through the Fallout, Johnny's Yoyo, Big Bruce Oct 13, 1974 [ Play List ] (Added Apr 20, 2008) |
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SELF 0815: Further explorations of the self - I Wish, I Have, I Feel, and more. Also a couple of politically incorrect hits from the 1960s, a couple of tax time tunes for April 15, and the world's oldest known musical recording. Apr 13, 2008 [ Play List ] (Added Apr 14, 2008) |
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BASEBALL 0814: Play ball! Here's our demented salute to America's original national pastime. It's an all-star roster of songs and comedy bits about baseball, from "Who's On First" and "Casey At the Bat" to the steroid era. In the first hour, lots of requests plus some hot new stuff. Apr 6, 2008 [ Play List ] (Added Apr 7, 2008) |
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TOP TEN 0813: The Top Ten for March 2008...together with the three P's -- pianos, pizzas and penises. (Also pixies, and Pittsburg). Mar 30, 2008 [ Play List ] (Added Mar 31, 2008) |
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Interview with Allan Sherman's Son - Robert Sherman Jan 15, 2006 [ Play List ] (Added Mar 25, 2008) |
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CHILDREN 0812: Songs about nice children can be heartwarming...but the ones about nasty kids are much funnier! Guess which kind of songs we feature in this show. We also salute the late Gary Gygax (co-creator of Dungeons & Dragons), organic restrooms, and the Easter Bunny. Mar 23, 2008 [ Play List ] (Added Mar 24, 2008) |
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WOMAN'S LIBERATION: Why Do Girls Wear Britches, When I Was A Little Girl, The Freckle Song, Boobs A Lot, Sarah Jackman Oct 6, 1974 [ Play List ] (Added Mar 23, 2008) |
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CARTOONS (Part2): My Bed Is A Boat, Kill The Wabbit, Daffy Duck's Rhapsody, See an Elephant Fly Apr 2, 2006 [ Play List ] (Added Mar 23, 2008) |
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GREEN 0811: St. Patrick's Day, the spring equinox, and Easter, all in the same week! It's enough to turn the Dr. Demento Show green, and that's exactly what happens. Mar 16, 2008 [ Play List ] (Added Mar 17, 2008) |
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CELEBRITIES 0810: This show (or most of it) is all about celebrities. Famous people often inspire scorn, jealousy and/or lust among the satiric songwriters in our culture, and all of those are on display this week...along with songs actually sung by celebrities who did not become famous because of their singing. Other neat items here include "The Last Blast of the Blasted Bugler" (aka The Legend of Gunga Din), the Contra Rap and our first taste of Sean Cullen's scandalous new CD. Mar 9, 2008 [ Play List ] (Added Mar 10, 2008) |
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SYNDICATION 13: I Want a Hot Dog for My Roll, Who's On First, Naw, I Don't Wanna Be Rich Sep 29, 1974 [ Play List ] (Added Mar 9, 2008) |
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HIPPIES: The Byrds, The Beatles, The Mothers Of Invention May 21, 2006 [ Play List ] (Added Mar 9, 2008) |
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DPOD 0809: Random choice rules on this show! All the songs were picked at random from the thousands of songs I've played since 1970, as listed on the Demented Music Database (www.dmdb.org). Among the scarcer items are Alliance's hip-hop deconstruction of "Fish Heads," Bobby Pickett and Peter Ferrara's tribute to the 1976 King Kong remake, and a 1961 single by Dick Van Dyke. Mar 2, 2008 [ Play List ] (Added Mar 3, 2008) |
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TOP TEN 0808: The Top Ten rides again as we bring you the hottest and coolest for February. Other highlights include Victor Borge's "Inflationary Language" ("They were very proud of the fact that their fivefathers had been among the creninetors of the American Constithreetion"), the Fools "Psycho Chicken"and Deryl Dodd's delightfully risque "New Tony Lamas." Feb 24, 2008 [ Play List ] (Added Feb 25, 2008) |
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SILLY SURFIN' SONGS & FROGS: The Big Surfer, Surfin' Bird, The Frog Song, Big Leg Emma, Yellow Submarine (M. Berle) Sep 15, 1974 [ Play List ] (Added Feb 24, 2008) |
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NATIONAL SYNDICATION IV:(1hr)The Thing, Masochism Tango, Hallelujah I'm A Bum, Rutabaga Boogie
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BIRDS 0807: The Dr Demento show takes wing this week with a salute to birds. And bees. And "the birds and the bees." Rare and notable items include Peter Cook and Dudley Moore's spoof of 1967 psychedelia, "The L. S. Bumblebee," our first Florence Foster Jenkins song in 20 years, Rowan & Martin's "Birds and the Bees" and, just in time for the reunion, "We Shot The New Kids On The Block." Feb 17, 2008 [ Play List ] (Added Feb 18, 2008) |
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SPECIAL AUSTRALIAN SHOW #2: Trepidation Contest, Eleanor Rigby, I Love Onions, Demento Tribute (NOTE: date is approximate) - MONO ONLY May 1, 1975 [ Play List ] (Added Feb 11, 2008) |
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VERNAL EQUINOX 0012: Living in the Fridge, Pedro and Man at the Beach, Sounds of Sinus Mar 19, 2000 [ Play List ] (Added Feb 11, 2008) |
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LOVE SONGS 0806: Nearly the entire show is devoted to Demented love songs. Our Valentine's Day salute is bigger and better than ever! Feb 10, 2008 [ Play List ] (Added Feb 11, 2008) |
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HAWAII 0805: Warm up your radio! This week we leave the ice and snow behind and head to Hawaii for an hour of tropical Dementia. Spike Jones and Space Ghost join some of Hawaii's greatest home-grown humorists on this week's show. Feb 3, 2008 [ Play List ] (Added Feb 4, 2008) |
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THE RETURN OF THE TOP TEN! 0804: Here they are, the hottest and coolest demented hits for January. Other topics include TV, electronic gaming and exercise. Hard to find items include "I Bent My Assagai", the original complete British version (a truncated version was issued in the USA as "Zulu Drake"). Also included is an unedited cut of "Squirrels" by the Beastly Boys, remixed in stereo by Jeff Morris. Jan 27, 2008 [ Play List ] (Added Jan 28, 2008) |
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"I LIKE" SONGS 0803: Songs about what we like (and hate)...food, sports, sex, animals, you name it. They help define who we are. Jan 20, 2008 [ Play List ] (Added Jan 21, 2008) |
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HALLOWEEN 9243: Werewolves, Shaggs, vampires, ghosts, haunted houses, terlets, and more Oct 25, 1992 [ Play List ] (Added Jan 20, 2008) |
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WEATHER: Collector's Items on Milton Berle and Dudley Moore - Buffalo, Yellow Submarine, The L.S. Bumblebee, Goodbyee Apr 21, 2002 [ Play List ] (Added Jan 20, 2008) |
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SYNDICATION 10: Harry The Hipster interview, Creep Tragic Cockroach, Monkey Doodle Doo, Redback on Toilet Seat, Love Your Pizza Sep 8, 1974 [ Play List ] (Added Jan 20, 2008) |
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IDENTITY CRISIS? 0802: We explore the subject of identity with "I Am" type songs. "I Am" a cow, a whale, an astronaut, a train, a lumberjack, a gnu, and my own grandpa...not to mention Larry. Our artist of the week is the Mrs. Ackroyd Band, from England and Wales, featuring Les Barker. Jan 13, 2008 [ Play List ] (Added Jan 14, 2008) |
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KMET LIVE! Weird Al Yankovic performs Another One Rides The Bus for the first time. Also interviews with Michael Palin of Monty Python, Jon Schwartz, and the week's Top Ten. (part 2 of above show) Sep 14, 1980 [ Play List ] (Added Jan 13, 2008) |
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KMET LIVE! Weird Al Yankovic live in studio, plus dogs, back to school, and more. Sep 14, 1980 [ Play List ] (Added Jan 13, 2008) |
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CARTOON TUNES II 9715: A heaping helping of cartoon themes and songs by and about cartoon characters. Also includes a Gene Autry tribute with special guests. Apr 13, 1997 [ Play List ] (Added Jan 13, 2008) |
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PARODIES 9414: Parodies of all kinds throughout the decades! Includes samples of original songs and some songs which were parodied multiple times. Apr 3, 1994 [ Play List ] (Added Jan 13, 2008) |
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MOTORCYCLES 9314: The Cheers, Arlo Guthrie, and more. Also interview with Bianca Bob Miller. Apr 4, 1993 [ Play List ] (Added Jan 13, 2008) |
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BABIES 0801: We celebrate the new year with songs and comedy about new people. We also say farewell to some old friends: Ruth Wallis, Hawthorne, and Bill Strauss of Capitol Steps. (This is the first show with our new format; see separate note). Jan 6, 2008 [ Play List ] (Added Jan 7, 2008) |
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Live on KMET - This is the first ever Dr. Demento year-end countdown! (part 2 of above show, starting with #23) Dec 31, 1972 [ Play List ] (Added Dec 31, 2007) |
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Live on KMET - This is the first ever Dr. Demento year-end countdown! It's a mixture of all-time classics and forgotten gems, plus a heavy dose of choice extras sprinkled in. At this time, Dr. Demento was a more laid back host, so this is not the high-energy show you're used to today. This show has been edited together from five different tapes, and as such the quality varies throughout. Special thanks to Dave & Tony Woodward for donating their tape of this show to the Dr. Demento archives. Some commercials have been included for nostalgia. MONO ONLY. Dec 31, 1972 [ Play List ] (Added Dec 31, 2007) |
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THE FUNNY 25 COUNTDOWN 0752: The top Demented Discs of 2007! The hottest and coolest songs of the year, based on your requests. Dec 30, 2007 [ Play List ] (Added Dec 31, 2007) |
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CHRISTMAS #4 0751: Here's the grand finale to our 2007 holiday celebration. As is our tradition we favor the old favorites this time - "Christmas Dragnet," "All I Want For Christmas Is My Two Front Teeth," "The Pretty Little Dolly" - but there's also new holiday hilarity, including 2007's most-noticed new novelty Christmas release (The Dan Band), an all-new Bohemian Christmas Rhapsody (not the same one we heard last year), and Santa Claus appearing in the form of a cow (thanks to NorDakota's Mylo Hatzenbuhler). Dec 23, 2007 [ Play List ] (Added Dec 24, 2007) |
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CHRISTMAS #3 0750: Santa loses his brains, goes crazy and butchers his reindeer (the most famous of which had already been shot by a deer hunter)...but St. Nick doesn't cop out on Frosty's dope. Granny gets all lit up on fruitcake brandy, though...and then there's that dose of acid, and the hippopotamus, and the sex toys...Just another Christmas in the land of Dementia, with lots of rare items you won't find anywhere else. Dec 16, 2007 [ Play List ] (Added Dec 17, 2007) |
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CHRISTMAS/HANUKKAH #2 0749: Here we go again with Part Two of our four-part holiday celebration...songs that only get let out of their cages once each year! Time to trim the tree with Dr. D (and spin the dreidel too). Several sought-after rarities in this show - "Blue Christmas" with Seymour Swine, "Here Comes Santa" by Victor Banana, "Merry Christmas You Suckers" by Paddy Roberts...and "Ding! Fries Are Done" (because we all grab fast food during the holiday crush...who has time to eat anything else?) **ALSO** Please send any comments (good or bad) regarding the improved sound quality on this week's and last week's shows to webmaster@drdemento.com Dec 9, 2007 [ Play List ] (Added Dec 10, 2007) |
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CHRISTMAS/HANUKKAH #1 0748: Here we go with Number One of our four holiday specials for 2007. We've got songs for Hanukkah (and Chanukah too) and lots of thoroughly crazed Christmas carols, old and new. (We think "F**K Christmas," as edited by Dr. D., is even funnier than the unbleeped original). "Showdown At The North Pole" should arouse some interesting conversations...the conflict is Jesus vs. Santa Claus. *ALSO* This show is now in improved quality for both members and non-members! Dec 2, 2007 [ Play List ] (Added Dec 3, 2007) |
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SCIENCE FICTION 0747: We celebrate science fiction this week, with a big stack of songs and comedy bits about famous and infamous works of sci-fi, including salutes to Star Trek, Star Wars, Lost In Space and a Dr Demento Martian Trilogy. Nov 25, 2007 [ Play List ] (Added Nov 26, 2007) |
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THANKSGIVING 0746: We celebrate Thanksgiving with songs and comedy about the Pilgrims, family reunions, and food....lots and lots of food. We also have a tribute to our dear friend Earl Bennett, who portrayed "Sir Frederic Gas" with Spike Jones' City Slickers; Earl passed away on October 4. And don't miss Sudden Death's take on modern day horror films, "Blood, Guts and Boobs." Nov 18, 2007 [ Play List ] (Added Nov 19, 2007) |
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HUNTING 0745: It's hunting season again in the Land of Dementia. Way scarier than Halloween! We have ten hunting songs this year. Some are pro-hunting, others are anti-hunting, but all of 'em are funny and entertaining. There's also a rare and scary song about insanity by the recently departed country star Porter Wagoner. Along the way, with just a bit more seriousness, we salute Veterans Day, November 11 Nov 11, 2007 [ Play List ] (Added Nov 12, 2007) |
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MEDICINE 0744:Dr. Demento offers a different sort of musical medicine this week a half hour of funny songs about the other kind of doctors (and nurses, and hospitals, and patients too). The first hour offers a whole lot of new music, including songs by Richard Cheese, Dave & Brian, and YouTube's "Mr. Safety" plus a very rare Leona Anderson collectible.
(Note: the two medical segments were previously broadcast on Sept. 10-11, 2005; the rest of this show is new). Nov 4, 2007 [ Play List ] (Added Nov 4, 2007) |
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HALLOWEEN#2-0743 2007 Halloween Party Part Two, with lots more spooky tunes and scary melodies...all time favorites, rarities from way down in the catacombs, and some new blood too. Includes "I Want My Baby Back," "The Ballad of Bloody Guts," "With Her Head Tucked Underneath Her Arm" and a special Frightful Five countdown. Oct 28, 2007 [ Play List ] (Added Oct 29, 2007) |
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2007 HALLOWEEN- 0742 Calling all ghosts, goblins, witches, warlocks, ghouls, zombies, vampires, monsters and creepy creatures of every kind...it's Halloween time again on the Dr. Demento Show! This episode is dedicated to the late Bobby "Boris" Pickett, and includes an interview with Bobby from the fall of 2006. Oct 21, 2007 [ Play List ] (Added Oct 22, 2007) |
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BODY PARTS 0741:Our topic this week is body parts...certain ones in particular, two feminine and one masculine.
Note the presence of "Penis Envy" by Uncle Bonsai, which we can't play on the radio since the FCC declared it to be obscene. (If you ask us, it's more morally uplifting than most of what you can hear on the radio these days). This show also contains notable forays into alcohol consumption and insanity.
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GUITARS 0740:This week we celebrate the guitar. We wouldn't have rock 'n roll without the guitar. Did you realize that the guitar is one of our culture's true hermaphrodites? Its body is obviously, lasciviously feminine...but the neck is just as clearly phallic...just look at any hard rock guitarist on stage and that's so obvious. This show also features the classic "Moose Turd Pie" and various musico-sexual adventures. Oct 7, 2007 [ Play List ] (Added Oct 10, 2007) |
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CARS 0739: Once again our subject is Car Tunes...and a race that roars to the finish line with a Top Ten countdown of all time favorite demented car songs. Sep 30, 2007 [ Play List ] (Added Sep 30, 2007) |
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CARS 0738:We've got a mighty garage-full of funny songs about cars and driving, and we open the garage doors wide on this show, with car tunes from "Weird Al" Yankovic (a rare demo), Monty Python, George Carlin and lots more, plus some rarities from the very dawn of the automotive era. Sep 23, 2007 [ Play List ] (Added Sep 24, 2007) |
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PIRATE DAY 0737:
This week's show salutes International Talk Like a Pirate Day (Sept. 19) with a half hour of songs about Captain Jack Sparrow and other legendary scourges of the high seas. We also have demented salutes to Senator Craig, the drunken astronauts, and the brave drivers of NASCAR.
Sep 16, 2007 [ Play List ] (Added Sep 17, 2007) |
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FISHIN' 0736: Somewhere in the Land of Dementia, the fish are bitin'...and even if they're not, fishin' is so relaxin'...you can just sit there on the dock or in your boat, commune with nature, and maybe make up a song about it all. We've got several of our all time fave fishin' songs this week, and also songs about fish as entrees, and even fish as personalities, along with classic comedy songs about beer, strong wine, and rehab, not to mention Adolf and Osama.
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LABOR DAY 0735:For Labor Day weekend, we celebrate the funny side of work. Yes, there is such a thing, and these songs prove it! Here are demented work songs for electricians and proctologists, baristas and bricklayers, even rock & roll road managers. You can also hear a 1955 song about immigration, and a 1906 piece about dog fighting. Sep 2, 2007 [ Play List ] (Added Sep 3, 2007) |
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SCHOOL 0734: It's off to school, and then on to college, with funny songs about higher (and lower) education by "Weird Al" Yankovic, Tom Lehrer, Randy Newman and lots more, including a 101-year-old record that shows that college life in 1906 wasn't all that different from today's in some ways! (Fraternity hazing was an issue back then too).
Also a tribute to Merv Griffin.
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GROUCHO TRIBUTE 0733: Thirty years ago August 19, just three days after Elvis Presley died, we lost another great entertainer, Groucho Marx. Our half-hour tribute to Groucho features the best-loved songs from his movies along with his long-unavailable "Funniest Song In The World," heard in its entirety. Another highlight is "Dementia Revolution," which pays tribute to the whole recent history of funny music. Aug 19, 2007 [ Play List ] (Added Aug 20, 2007) |
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ELVIS PRESLEY 0732: A half-hour tribute to Elvis Presley: whose death thirty years ago inspired hundreds of musical tributes, serious and otherwise. We'll bring back some of those tributes along with some laughter from the King himself....and we'll also hear how Elvis helped inspire Dr. D to get into radio. Aug 12, 2007 [ Play List ] (Added Aug 12, 2007) |
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THE D-POD:0731 Shuffle rides again! Hilarious hits and forgotten funnies from throughout the Demento Archives, picked at random from a database containing virtually all the songs ever played in the Dr Demento show's nearly 37-year history. Aug 5, 2007 [ Play List ] (Added Aug 6, 2007) |
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Magic 0730: Our topic this week is "Magic and Wizardry." Yes, it was inspired by the current wave of Harrymania, but it goes deeper, with funny and profound songs about magic in many guises...even a magic phonograph record. Other songs cover such topics as rich city folks moving to the boonies, drugs on the Starship Enterprise, and the dressing/undressing facilities at your local Renaissance Fair. Jul 29, 2007 [ Play List ] (Added Jul 30, 2007) |
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JAZZ 0729:This week's special feature is the demented side of jazz. A lot of people today take jazz very seriously. We forget that jazz was originally good time party music, and a lot of funny stuff went along with that..."Laughing In Rhythm," "Cement Mixer (Put-tee Put-tee)", "Reefer Man" and of course "Who Put The Benzedrine In Mrs. Murphy's Ovaltine." Along with the funny side of jazz this show also features demented gems like "My Wife Left Town With A Banana," "The Masochism Tango" and the ever-popular "She Left Me For A Destitute Quadriplegic Because Of The Good Sex." Jul 22, 2007 [ Play List ] (Added Jul 23, 2007) |
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INSECTS 0728: On this Dr. Demento Show we celebrate our friends in the insect kingdom, our funny friends the flies, the ants, the bees, the cockroaches, creepy crawly bitey bitey, itchy scratchy nasty nasty! Theere's also a rat song and three worm songs, plus two superheroes and a world full of bastards for good measure. Jul 15, 2007 [ Play List ] (Added Jul 16, 2007) |
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FRIENDS 0727: Not just a TV show anymore! Friends can be people you want to make love to, people you used to make love to, people you would never dream of making love to...even dead people. They can also be dogs, other animals, or even inanimate objects. All those meanings of friendship and more are explored through funny songs on this week's show....which also features cats, monkeys, sharks and skinny dippers. Jul 8, 2007 [ Play List ] (Added Jul 9, 2007) |
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FOURTH O" JULY 0726: Here's our annual All-American show for Fourth of July week. Songs and comedy from all around this crazy country. Special highlight: Whimsical Will's annual summer movie spectacular, honoring the new Transformers movie.
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ALL-TIME Greats 0725 :Among the greatest novelty record artists of all time, Stan Freberg made his mark in the 1950s with devastating spoofs of rock 'n roll music. After that he moved on to other things, but fans have never stopped wishing Stan would use his comic genius to lampoon later pop music trends. Now, The Great Luke Ski, devoted hip-hop historian and a superb parodist in his own right, has created his own Freberg-style skewering of rap music in his ten-minute sketch called "MC Freberg."
This show also features a half hour of songs about God. No evangelism here, and no disrespect either...just one brilliant comedy song or sketch after another, each using the name of God in the title in its own way. Jun 24, 2007 [ Play List ] (Added Jun 25, 2007) |
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FATHER'S DAY 0724: Our annual Father's Day show. All Dads are welcome to listen...however, a healthy sense of humor is a prerequisite. Also featured: hot new songs from Sudden Death (re the drug industry), the great Luke Ski (re "Family Guy"), Man Bites God (re primates who may be happier than we are) and Possible Oscar (re one of the most popular sound effects in movie history).
A special tip of the tophat to funny music artist "Silly Nelson" Duncan, currently serving with the US Army in Mosul, Iraq. Jun 17, 2007 [ Play List ] (Added Jun 18, 2007) |
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BOYS 0723: The subject this week is Boys. Disco boys, cowboys, good boys, bad boys. (It's equal opportunity dementia...we did girls last week). We also salute Dr. Who, Aquaman and the Chicago Cubs, and for good measure, Jesus. And lest we forget...liquor and whores. Just another day in the land of Dementia.
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GIRLS: 0722 The subject is "girls" on this week's show...a stack of thirteen songs, all with the word "girl" in the title. Frank & Moon Zappa, Tom Lehrer, Henry Phillips, Tiny Tim, Jill Sobule and the Dead Milkmen are among those saluting youthful members of the feminine gender. (The boys get it next show!). Other highlights include the song with the longest title we've played in some time, an updated version of "The Liar Sleeps Tonight," and..."Grandma's Uterus," which must be heard to be believed. Jun 3, 2007 [ Play List ] (Added Jun 4, 2007) |
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FOOD 0721; Our funny food song festival takes over the whole show this week (except for the Demented News) with dozens of rare and delicious delights from Dr. Demento's personal pantry. Appetizers include "I Love Onions," "I Like Stinky Cheese" and "Cheese Boogie Deluxe"...for the main course, "She Dances With Meat" along with "Call Any Vegetable" and "I Will Not Smooch The Pickle"...and for dessert (along with "Cheesecake") we'll have an all time all funny food song Funny Five. Bon appetit!
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FOOD 0720: Our topic for this show is Food. We all love food! We haven't properly celebrated Food since 2000 ("dieting" doesn't count) and we make up for lost meals by serving a super smorgasbord this week with funny food songs and comedy by Cookie Monster, Adam Sandler, George Carlin, "Weird Al" Yankovic and lots more. (Even more funny food songs next show!) May 20, 2007 [ Play List ] (Added May 20, 2007) |
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MOTHERS DAY 0719:This show features a sweet stack of songs especially selected for Mother's Day. (OK, there are a couple of sour ones too). There's also a tribute to one of our best friends in funny-music-land, the late Bobby (Boris) Pickett, several outrageous new songs, and the omnipresent Friendly Neighborhood Narco Agent. May 13, 2007 [ Play List ] (Added May 13, 2007) |
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D-POD 0718:Here we go again with another "D-Pod Shuffle" show...it's like giant mp3 player picking songs at random from all the thousands of songs played on the Dr Demento show since it began in 1970. You'll hear some of the all-time Demented hits along with songs that have only been played once or twice before, illuminated with Dr. Demento's unique insights. May 6, 2007 [ Play List ] (Added May 7, 2007) |
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LAUGHTER is a universal language: 0717 - even, sometimes, in comedy. This week's Hour Two topic is "Dementia Around the World" funny songs like "They're Coming To Take Me Away, Ha-Haaa" and Weird Al's "Jurassic Park" in a variety of foreign languages, and some other songs that don't need translations. Other highlights include a Mammary Trilogy, some Short Attention Span songs, and some "Nashville crap." Apr 29, 2007 [ Play List ] (Added Apr 30, 2007) |
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EARTH DAY 0716: Here's a show to celebrate Earth Day, and especially that stuff so much of the Earth is covered with dirt! We'll hear Demented songs about dirt in all its dimensions. We'll also hear a couple of glorious items about pot smuggling in the 1970s...including "The Saga Of Smuggler Bill" by The Congress of Wonders (of "Star Trip" fame), unheard anywhere for over 30 years. NOTE: this show includes one song which was deleted from the broadcast version of the program due to the Don Imus episode. Warning: "Boyz-N-The-Hood" contains language that might offend some listeners. Apr 22, 2007 [ Play List ] (Added Apr 23, 2007) |
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CANADA 0715: This week we salute Canada. We don't have statistics about this, but it has always seemed to us that Canada produces more comedy per capita than the USA. This show features a special Top Ten countdown of our most popular Canadian songs and sketches, plus such honorable mentions as "Little Toot" and "The Rodeo Song." Other highlights include a couple of tunes for tax time, and new songs about Mitt Romney, software licensing, and Doctor Who. Apr 15, 2007 [ Play List ] (Added Apr 16, 2007) |
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EASTER SHOW 0714: Dr. Demento salutes Easter Sunday with special nods to the primeval symbols of fertility that have become so much a part of Easter celebrations today, since the holiday falls right around planting time each spring: eggs, chocolate, and especially the ever-so-prolific Easter bunny. We'll also celebrate the fertility of canines with "The Shameful Ballad of Lijah, the Precocious Orchard Queen" ...we'll exhume that hard-to-find novelty classic "The Last Blast Of The Blasted Bugler" (aka The Legend of Gunga Din) and we'll check out the underground musical comedy that's the hot topic in L.A. right now, "The Beastly Bombing." Apr 8, 2007 [ Play List ] (Added Apr 8, 2007) |
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TRANSFORMED TUNES 0713 familiar songs that are altered for humorous effect...not just the words, but the entire character of the performance is altered for purposes of humor and hilarity. Other highlights include a little Demented April Foolery, two hot new songs about food and two classics about cars, and a tune for Dr. Demento's birthday (April 2). Apr 1, 2007 [ Play List ] (Added Apr 2, 2007) |
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ROCK N' ROLL 0712: However you choose to spell the "and" in the middle, or even if you leave out the "roll", it's been young America's favorite music for half a century...and a ready-made topic for comedians from both inside and outside the rock world. We'll hear some of the funniest rock & roll lampoons, from "Pop Hates The Beatles" to "Talkin' Seattle Grunge Rock Blues." Other faves on this show include "The Son Of Irving", the story of "Cinderella" and her two sisty uglers, and, in honor of March Madness, "Basketball Jones." Mar 25, 2007 [ Play List ] (Added Mar 26, 2007) |
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RADIO 0711:The special topic of this radio show is radio itself. We'll hear George Carlin's classic lampoon of a top 40 DJ the bit that made George famous in 1967 plus Stan Freberg's biting satire of payola and many other vintage bits and songs. In the first hour we'll celebrate St. Patrick's day and introduce a new song by Lemon Demon (of "Ultimate Showdown" fame). Along the way we'll hear "Carrot Juice Is Murder," George Gobel's salute to the Ancient Order of Turtles, and the Sound That's Made By Worms. Mar 18, 2007 [ Play List ] (Added Mar 18, 2007) |
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STUPIDITY 0710: In 1956, a television legend got together with two of that era's greatest radio stars to make what turned out to be one of the worst novelty records of all time. "The Space Man" flies again on this Dr. Demento show! Our main topic this week is stupidity, and we'll have a couple of really stupid songs (including the one that's sweeping Canada like a curling broom, "Liquor and Whores")...but mostly these are hilarious songs about stupidity, from "If I Only Had A Brain" to the one about "Duhbya." How sweet to be an idiot! Mar 11, 2007 [ Play List ] (Added Mar 12, 2007) |
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INTELLIGENCE 0709: "Let us put man and woman together to find out which one is smarter!" On this Dr. Demento Show we celebrate intelligence. Teenage brain surgeons. Smart girls. Evil geniuses. "Weird Al" Yankovic's salute to Jerry Lewis (and Frank Zappa). We'll also hear rare tracks like "The Thorazine Shuffle," Benny Bell's "Humoresque" (the song about goosing statues in the park) and "My Name Is Puka."
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Star Wars. REQUESTS 0708:And here it is, one of our most requested special features - a salute to Star Wars.
The entire second half of the show is devoted to demented tributes to all those
great happenings a long time ago in a galaxy far far away...including an all-time
all-Star Wars Funny Five! First half features include "It's Hard To Kiss
The Lips At Night That Chew Your Ass Out All Day Long," "Sexist Racist
Classist Agist Homophobic Ignoramus" and the first-ever recording of "Fish
Heads," made two years before the familiar version and featuring very different
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PRESIDENTS DAY 0707: This show features a demented visit to Australia...including the novelty song that was Australia's all-time best selling single for many years, "A Pub With No Beer," and the uproarious pun-filled comedy routine that took its place, "Australiana." We'll also hear such all time faves as "Boobs A Lot", "Chicken Fat" and "Beep Beep," and we'll celebrate President's Day with a song the current president might not be too fond of. Feb 18, 2007 [ Play List ] (Added Feb 18, 2007) |
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Valentine 0706: Here's our annual Valentine's Day show for '07, with plenty of demented love songs like "Take Off Your Clothes," "I'm In Love With Your Behind" and "Marvin, I Love You" (Marvin the Paranoid Android, that is)...plus new songs for anyone who recently bought a cell phone, tried to give Dad tech support, played paintball or thought Simon Cowell was killing music. Feb 11, 2007 [ Play List ] (Added Feb 12, 2007) |
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Dr. Demento D-Pod, 0705: By popular demand, it's - the return of the D-Pod Shuffle! We put together a list of all the songs played on the show since 1974, and picked 29 of them at random! Along with such all time hits as Deteoriorata, Wildwood Weed, and, Poisoning Pigeons In The Park, songs we haven't aired in twenty years or more. Fans of Tiny Tim, Frank Sinatra, Spike Jones and hillbilly humor should be especially delighted with what we turned up. Feb 4, 2007 [ Play List ] (Added Feb 5, 2007) |
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Our subject this week is the blues...the demented blues. The funny blues. There's more of that than you might think...from such certifiably funny folks as "Weird Al" Yankovic, Henry Phillips, and Martin Mull...not to mention Screamin' Jay Hawkins.
Other highlights include a stack of songs about cloning (no, they aren't all alike) and "Snoopy Vs. The Red Baron" by the Royal Guardsmen, together with the Royal Guardsmen's new sequel, recorded forty years later! Jan 28, 2007 [ Play List ] (Added Jan 30, 2007) |
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Just as surely as December leads into January, holiday feasting leads to dieting (at least for a lot of us!) This week's feature segments explore the ins and outs of dieting with comedic gems like "Too Fat Polka," "Weird Al" Yankovic's "Eat It" and "Fat" and 400-lb. actor Victor Buono's "Fat Man's Prayer." Also included: brand new songs by Worm Quartet and The Four Postmen, and the grand finale for Mr. Whitekeys and the Fabulous Spamtones. Jan 21, 2007 [ Play List ] (Added Jan 22, 2007) |
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ALL REQEST 07: OK, listeners -- this one's all yours! For the first time in awhile, it's an all-request Dr. Demento show. Along with the hits there are some nice rarities including "Elevator To Menswear," "The Raccoon Song," and "Abdul Abulbul Amir" (ask your grandparents about that one!) Jan 14, 2007 [ Play List ] (Added Jan 15, 2007) |
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BEGINNING 2007 0701:And here we go again with the first Funny Five of 2007 (including "The Smoke-Off" and "The Devil Went To Jamaica"!) On this show we also remember the late Charlie Drake, plus 1960s TV animation heroes Joe Barbera and Chris Hayward...and the brilliant Logan Whitehurst ("The Robot Cat") who died at age 29 in December. The show features a half-hour of Logan's music including several rarities and interview excerpts. Jan 7, 2007 [ Play List ] (Added Jan 8, 2007) |
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FUNNY 25 2006: Here's the show you've all been waiting for - the most requested demented discs of 2006, counted down from #25 to #1. All your favorites together in one show! Call it the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Dementia, for this year anyway! All songs played in their entirety.
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THE BEATLES: More Beatle parody's, Pop Hates the Beatles, Beatle Rap, Three different versions of I Want To Hold Your Hand, R Is For Ringo, The Beatles Barber and A day In The Life by Whimsical Will
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CHRISTMAS 06 #4: It's our final Christmas show of 2006, and I think you'll agree we saved the best for last! Brand new demented discs mix with some of our most cherished Christmas oldies. "How Did This Thing Get In Me" by Mary & The Magi is the most imaginative and colorful (and, likely, accurate) new version of the original Christmas story I've heard in years. "Santa's EMail From Nigeria" by Dr. Elmo is another dandy new wrinkle. You'll chuckle at two (almost) forgotten 1950s knockoffs of the Chipmunk Song, not to mention Canned Heat's rare 1968 collaboration with the legendary rodents themselves. Actor Dave Coulier's 1980s "Cartoons Christmas" is a rare find.
Stan Freberg's "Christmas Dragnet," Cheech & Chong's "Santa Claus and his Old Lady" and Basil Rathbone's radiant reading of "The Night Before Christmas" help to make the season right. Dec 24, 2006 [ Play List ] (Added Dec 25, 2006) |
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CHRISTMAS, 06 #3:Our seasonal festivities roll on with a hilarious mix of Christmas and Hanukkah songs. Tom Lehrer, Adam Sandler and Gefilte Joe and the Fish light Menorah candles, while "Weird Al" Yankovic, Albert Brooks and Chuck Pickleshimer help Dr. D trim the tree. Holiday spirit and holiday spirits are celebrated and satirized in songs like "The Night Santa Went Crazy" (the extra gory version), "Chipmunks Roasting On An Open Fire" and "I'm Spending Hanukkah In Santa Monica."
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CHRISTMAS#2 06: It's Week Two of our four week Christmas-Hanukkah blast here at the Dr Demento show...and this week the Christmas legends get twisted every which way but loose...with such crazed carols as "Christmas In The Nude," "Merry Christmas You Suckers," "Kill A Tree For Christ" and "Christmas On Acid" along with such old chestnuts as "All I Want For Christmas Is My Two Front Teeth," "Christmas Balls" and that eternal favorite, the extra gory version of "The Night Santa Went Crazy" by Weird Al. Plus, as a special treat, the demented ditty from 1998 that may well have inspired the new movie "Deck the Halls."
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CHRISTMAS, 06: Let the celebrations begin! This week Dr Demento presents Show #1 of our Christmas & Hanukkah party which will run right through Christmas Eve. It's a mixture of weird & wild new demented carols (including one about Christmas on an asteroid, and another in which Christmas gets mixed up with Halloween) and riotous perennials like "Holy S***, It's Christmas" and "Santa's Gonna Kick Your Ass." Trim your tree with Dr. D!
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WINTER 06:
Our (more or less) annual salute to Winter is a (yellow) snowball in the face of propriety. From Frank Zappa's colorful twist on the legend of Nanook of the North to Krypton's "Let's Blow Up The Tow Truck," the fun increases as the temperature decreases. First-hour highlights include "No Anchovies Please," "The Biggest Ball Of Twine In Minnesota," "He's His Own Grandpa" and the original recording of "Battle of New Orleans" with the verses that were left off the #1 hit version. Also - the last "normal" (?) Funny Five of 2006 before we begin our Christmas specials. Nov 26, 2006 [ Play List ] (Added Nov 20, 2006) |
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THANKSGIVING 06: Eat, darling, Eat! Once again it's Thanksgiving time on the Dr Demento show, with a half hour of songs for our most over-nutritious holiday. Adam Sandler, Benny Bell and Stan Freberg are among those presenting comedic toasts this time around. Other highlights include "Lydia, the Tattooed Lady" by Groucho Marx, a rare Mel Blanc track, and Eric Schwartz's trenchant tribute to our past and present Presidents, "Clinton Got a B***job". Nov 19, 2006 [ Play List ] (Added Nov 20, 2006) |
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WHERE I LIVE: Some songwriters write about love. Others write about food, war, trains, or how miserable they are. And then there are those who write about the places they live in. On this show we'll hear songs about cities big and small, from singers like Tom Lehrer, Emo Philips and "Weird Al" Yankovic (on his very first record release, a song about San Luis Obispo, CA.) Other highlights include songs about food (why not), sexual abstinence, blogging and human taxidermy. Nov 12, 2006 [ Play List ] (Added Nov 7, 2006) |
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HUNTING SEASON: Now that Halloween is over, something even scarier: hunting season! Men running through the woods with guns! Giant deer! Amorous moose! Always one of our most popular topics, featuring "The Second Week of Deer Camp," "Morris the Moose" and "Da Turdy Point Buck." We'll also have a demented salute to the election (with "The One That Doesn't Suck So Bad" and "The Liar Sleeps Tonight"), an Australian salute to Arnold Schwarzenegger, and "Monster Hash" as it might (not) be sung by Bush and Chaney. Nov 5, 2006 [ Play List ] (Added Nov 7, 2006) |
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HALLOWEEN 06 Part 2: Part Two of our two-part Halloween special features an all-new interview with Mr. Monster Mash himself, Bobby "Boris" Pickett, along with lots more
spooky tunes, scary melodies and haunted hits like "I'm Gonna Dig Up Howlin' Wolf," "Cemetery Girls," and "I Want My Baby Back." Oct 29, 2006 [ Play List ] (Added Oct 16, 2006) |
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HALLOWEEN 06: Be scary and merry! You are now in the presence of the first of Dr.
Demento's two Halloween specials for 2006. Our Spooky Tunes and Scary Melodies this week include some rarities from deep in the catacombs ("The Man With The Weird Beard," for instance, and Elvira's very hard-to-find
singing debut, "Trick Or Treat") along with a Frightful Five countdown of this year's most requested haunted hits. Bonus: "Mr. Ghost Goes To Town" by the Jon Schwartz Project, which was Jon "Bermuda" Schwartz's band before he joined Weird Al. Oct 22, 2006 [ Play List ] (Added Oct 16, 2006) |
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TOTAL NONSENSE: This week a half hour of absolute nonsense. Total nonsense. Hardcore nonsense. Some might say our show is always that way, but with "The Ying Tong Song," "Ugga Ugga Boo Ugga Boo Boo Ugga," "Mairzy Doats" and "You Know My Name (Look Up The Number)," we definitely achieve nonsense nirvana this week. We'll also salute the 1960s novelty songwriter
who recently got to read his own obituary in the papers, and hear the best of Backus back to back. Oct 15, 2006 [ Play List ] (Added Oct 16, 2006) |
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POLICE: Today's special topic is Police -- not Sting & Co. but real cops -- good cops, bad cops and funny cops. Artists include Stan Freberg, Harry Shearer, Lord Buckley and Steve Allen (on a rare early novelty single). Other
highlights include Weird Al'a latest polka medley, "She Left Me For A Destitute Quadriplegic Because Of The Good Sex" and "The Intergalactic
Laxative."
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BAD BOYS & GIRLS: Our special topic today is bad boys (and girls) - songs about criminals and
other evil people, from Jesse James to John Wayne Gacy, Jr. and including
one of the rare demo recordings made by would-be rock star and murder
mastermind Charles Manson. Other topics include viruses, germs, the Last
Saskatchewan Pirate and the legendary L. S. Bumblebee (a collector's item
by Peter Cook and Dudley Moore). Oct 1, 2006 [ Play List ] (Added Oct 2, 2006) |
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"WEIRD AL" INTERVIEW:Our in-studio guest this week is the man himself, the most popular artist in the entire history of the Dr Demento Show, the king of modern-day funnymusic, Mr. "Weird Al" Yankovic! Al will be premiering his latest CD,
"Straight Outta Lynwood" and telling us all about how it was made. We'll also have a nasty new song about the film industry, a pirate song or two,and a fine set of songs by the amazing Logan Whitehurst. Sep 24, 2006 [ Play List ] (Added Sep 18, 2006) |
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RANDOM SELECTIONS dPOD:Have you ever wished you had an mp3 player with the entire Dr Demento library? Well, here's the next best thing...Once again we entered all the
song titles into a database and asked our computer to select a bunch of songs at random. This show is the result of all that! There are songs here we haven't played in decades, and some familiar Demented hits as well. Sep 17, 2006 [ Play List ] (Added Sep 18, 2006) |
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FOOTBALL: The Dr. Demento Show salutes football this week! In addition to all-time
comedy classics from George Carlin, Bill Cosby and Tom Lehrer we'll dig out
some long-forgotten pop and novelty songs about the game, including Randy
Newman's very first record. Of course we'll hear Andy Griffith's famous
football routine...but we'll also hear a much earlier Jewish version of the
same tall tale! Sep 10, 2006 [ Play List ] (Added Sep 11, 2006) |
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STAR TREK:
Happy 40th Birthday, Star Trek! We celebrate the anniversary of the
original series debut with an hour of Star Trek-inspired demented discs,
including a special all-time all-Star Trek funny five. We'll also
celebrate Labor Day with the famous "Bricklayer's Story" and other fun
songs about working, and we'll welcome another song from "Weird Al"
Yankovic's forthcoming CD "Straight Outta Lynwood." Sep 3, 2006 [ Play List ] (Added Sep 3, 2006) |
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MEEEEOW!: Cats take over the show this week, with a half hour of klassik
kitty ditties like "The Robot Cat," "I Taut I Taw A Puddy Tat"
and "My Cat
Is Afraid Of The Vacuum Cleaner." Mel Gibson gets a Dr. Demento salute with
two new songs about his Malibu malaprops. We'll also celebrate Nothingness
Day with The Fugs, and bring back funny favorites by Stan Freberg and the
"Park Avenue Hillbillie" Dorothy Shay. Aug 20, 2006 [ Play List ] (Added Aug 20, 2006) |
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ARF! It's our annual Dr Demento dog show: In honor of the Dog Days of summer, Frank Zappa, Ray Stevens, Davy Jones (of the Monkees, not the
Caribbean), Soupy Sales, Homer & Jethro and many more join our Demented
salute to Man's Best Friend. Other highlights include a new English version
of that scandalous French heavy-breathing song, "Je t'aime, moi non plus",
and new songs entitled "Taxidermal Therapy," "Jewish Is Trendy" and "Tom
Cruise." Aug 13, 2006 [ Play List ] (Added Aug 7, 2006) |
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COWS AND COWBOYS: are our special topic, with "Werecow," "A Cowboy Needs A Horse" and lots more beef on the hoof. Also Worm Quartet's new "I'm Not A Girl" and other songs of gender confusion, and an amazing early song by
Barry "Eve of Destruction" McGuire. Jul 30, 2006 [ Play List ] (Added Jul 29, 2006) |
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KPPC ARCHIVE: Here is one of Dr. D's early live shows, June Night, June is Busting Out All Over, Baby Let Me Bang Your Box, Marry An Ugly Woman, Big Ten Inch Record, Mama Told Me Not To Come (live) - Randy Newman (MONO ONLY) Jun 6, 1971 [ Play List ] (Added Jul 22, 2006) |
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AIRPLANES: are our topic this week, featuring "PMS Airlines," "Heavin' On A
Jet Plane" and other songs and comedy you won't hear on any airline's headsets. Also "A Pervert's Life," "Party In My Pants" and the 40th anniversary of "They're Coming To Take Me Away, Ha-Haaa!"
Jul 23, 2006 [ Play List ] (Added Jul 22, 2006) |
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WINTER SPORTS: Abominable Snowman, Ice Box Man, Thorazine Shuffle, Zilch, Cocaine Bill and Morphine Sue, No, I Don't Wanna Do Dat, Dead Puppies Nov 27, 1994 [ Play List ] (Added Jul 15, 2006) |
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EVEN MORE DEMENTED SONGS by ROCK AND ROLL ARTISTS: Snack Attack, No Anchoveys Please, Hold Tight (Want Some Seafood Mama), Boris the Spider, Old Ben Lucas, [Plexiglas Toilet],The Scotsman Nov 20, 1994 [ Play List ] (Added Jul 15, 2006) |
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DEMENTED SONGS BY ROCK AND ROLL ARTISTS: Kinko The Clown, One Piece At A Time, Spam, I Lost On Jeopardy, Purple People Eater, Entering Marion
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SPIKE JONES: Here's a treat for all you Spike Jones Fans, many of your favorite requested songs by this renowned artist that actually "kick-started" Dr. Demento's career long before there even WAS a Dr. Demento. Mar 20, 1994 [ Play List ] (Added Jul 15, 2006) |
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THE TOP 10 MOST REQUESTED ARTISTS from THE DR. DEMENTO SHOW up to 1993
This show showcases the most requested artists over the first 20 years of The Dr. Demento show Jul 18, 1993 [ Play List ] (Added Jul 15, 2006) |
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TELEVISION: Schweepies, Penguin On The T.V., Vanna, Pick Me A Letter, Tele-Vee-Shun, Frank's 2000" TV, We Love Barney Fife, Hey Captain Jack! Jul 9, 2006 [ Play List ] (Added Jul 10, 2006) |
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4TH JULY 06: To celebrate the Fourth of July, here's Dr. Demento's annual All-American
Show. We'll celebrate outdoor barbecues, beer, mosquitoes, fire ants,Elvis, and Captain Jack in this free-wheeling funny music extravaganza.
Other highlights include "The Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny" (the show's #1 song of 2006 thus far), "Pukin' In The Parkin' Lot" and "Hot
Jewish Chicks." Jul 2, 2006 [ Play List ] (Added Jul 2, 2006) |
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This is a special show for "Weird Al" Yankovic fans...along with his latest
song "You're Pitiful" (which had to be dropped from his forthcoming album
for legal reasons) we'll hear, in its entirety as he recorded it in 1976 at
age 16, the first Alfred Yankovic song ever played on the air, "Belvedere
Cruisin'." The latter is part of a full hour of songs that were big on the
Dr Demento show in the year 1976, including "Stardrek," "Disco Tech" and
"Junk Food Junkie." Jun 25, 2006 [ Play List ] (Added Jun 27, 2006) |
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FATHER'S DAY:Happy Father's Day from Dr. Demento! Father's Day humor tends to be
somewhat less respectful than what you might hear on Mother's Day..."When The Mush Begins To Rush Down Father's Vest," for instance, or Brian
Wilson's ode to his father Murry, "I'm Bugged At My Old Man." We'll also hear Shel Silverstein's "Father Of A Boy Named Sue," and a song that gets right down to the heart of fatherhood, "I'm Gonna Procreate" by Worm Quartet. We'll also hear, among many others, Stan Freberg's very first hit record, "John and Marsha," and that Odd Couple Tony Randall and Jack Klugman singing "When Banana Skins Are Falling, I'll Come Sliding Back To You." Jun 18, 2006 [ Play List ] (Added Jun 16, 2006) |
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TRAINS:Dr Demento has been a train buff since boyhood, with some special favorite funny train tunes, "The Railroad Comes Through The Middle Of The House", "Down By The Station", Tiny Tim's long-lost cover of the Doors' "People Are Strange," songs about potatoes, and (by popular demand) "Spliceway
to Heaven," where dozens of classic rockers substitute their own vocals for Robert Plant's, one word at a time. Jun 4, 2006 [ Play List ] (Added Jun 4, 2006) |
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WATER & BUGS: Surfin with Ned & Nelda, In The River, Drip Drip Drip, Pop Hates The Beatles, The Cockaroach That Ate Cincinnati, Creep-The Tragic Roach Sep 22, 1974 [ Play List ] (Added May 29, 2006) |
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SUMMER: Smut, The White Stuff, Nincompoop's Have All The Fun, Nude, Tie Me Surfer Board Down Sport, Rock Lobster May 28, 2006 [ Play List ] (Added May 29, 2006) |
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DOGGIE SONGS: (First two hr syndicated show)- Man's Best Friend, Our Hour, The Ballad Of Runt, Doggie In The Window Sep 1, 1974 [ Play List ] (Added May 27, 2006) |
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YIN & YAN INTERVIEW: If, Stomping Through Your Januaries, It's In The Book, You're Not The Only Pebble On The Beach, Put The Bone In Mar 21, 1976 [ Play List ] (Added May 27, 2006) |
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MONTY PYTHON: Bruces, Half-a-Bee Song, I Like Chinese, Bright Side Of Life, Decomposing Composers, Bying A Bed May 15, 1994 [ Play List ] (Added May 27, 2006) |
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MOTHERHOOD-Uncensored: Puking In A Naked Girl's Bed, I Am Not A Terrorist, It's Still Billy Joel To Me, New Frantics CD, Three Satires of George w. Bush May 14, 2006 [ Play List ] (Added May 14, 2006) |
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WB02 - UNCENSORED WEB ONLY SHOW: They Wouldn't Lick Bush, Stickball, Childhood, Crepitation Contest, May 9, 2006 [ Play List ] (Added May 9, 2006) |
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NATIONAL SYNDICATION VIII: (1hr) The Old Dope Peddler (original version), Do You Wanna?, Pool, A Clean Song Aug 25, 1974 [ Play List ] (Added May 9, 2006) |
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NATIONAL SYNDICATION VII (1hr) Betty Boop Theme, Dr. Demento Jingle, Get A Load Of This, Twinkle, Twinkle Little Earth Aug 18, 1974 [ Play List ] (Added May 9, 2006) |
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NATIONAL SYNDICATION V:(1HR)Straight Banana-Banana Medly, Yes, We Have No Bananas, Song With A Peel Aug 4, 1974 [ Play List ] (Added May 9, 2006) |
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NATIONAL SYNDICATION III: (1hr)Knockers Up,The Freckle Song, Everybody Wants My Fanny, Hold Tight
Jul 21, 1974 [ Play List ] (Added May 9, 2006) |
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RANDOM D-Pod: Eat it, Wreck the Malls, One Hen, The Ballad of Gumby, Reinstalling Windows May 7, 2006 [ Play List ] (Added May 8, 2006) |
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FAVORITE DRUG: Gentry's Gin, Chug-A-Lug,I Like Beer, Hangover
9 Coronas Apr 30, 2006 [ Play List ] (Added May 2, 2006) |
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ALCOHOL: Star Wars Cantina, Beer, It was a Very Good Beer Apr 23, 2006 [ Play List ] (Added Apr 24, 2006) |
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THE LAST THURSDAY NIGHT,With Steven Segal: The Farewell poem, Ling Ting Tong, The Chicken Song (MONO ONLY) Apr 29, 1971 [ Play List ] (Added Apr 13, 2006) |
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LIVE ON KMET FEB-78 PART II: On Top of Spaghetti, Cow in Switzerland, Frosty The Dope Man, Dead Puppies Feb 19, 1978 [ Play List ] (Added Apr 10, 2006) |
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LIVE ON KMET FEBRUARY 1978:
Nincompoops Have All The Fun, American Slob, Yosemite Sam, Chickens Have Lips Feb 19, 1978 [ Play List ] (Added Apr 10, 2006) |
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ALTERNATIVE LIFESTYLES: Teeth Clenched, Alien Jam, Everybody's Queer, Lesbians on TV Apr 9, 2006 [ Play List ] (Added Apr 10, 2006) |
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DR. DEMENTO WEB SHOW UNCENSORED:
Specifically created for web use only. Sit On My Face, Party In My Pants, Big, Bad Johnson Apr 10, 2006 [ Play List ] (Added Apr 10, 2006) |
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ALCOHOL: A Pub With No Beer, The Alcoholic Blues, The Beerhunter, Sweet Transvestite Sep 19, 1999 [ Play List ] (Added Apr 9, 2006) |
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SYNDICATION 89: Western Movies, Eight Foot Two Solid Blue, Miss Anne Elk, Pico and Sepulveda, Peter Alsop interview Apr 11, 1976 [ Play List ] (Added Apr 4, 2006) |
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SYNDICATION 82: Cigareets, Whuskey and Wild Women, Still No Sign of Land, Highly Illogical Feb 22, 1976 [ Play List ] (Added Apr 4, 2006) |
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SYNDICATION 39: Teddy Bear's Picnic, We're in the Money (Soundtrack), Silent "e", It's a Gas Mar 30, 1975 [ Play List ] (Added Apr 4, 2006) |
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NATIONAL SYNDICATION II : (ONE HOUR) Lydia, The Tatooed Lady, Sylvia Stout, The Dinghy Song Jul 14, 1974 [ Play List ] (Added Apr 4, 2006) |
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FIRST NATIONAL SYNDICATION:(One hour) Big Ten Inch, Wildwood Blues, Reefer Man,Friendly Narco Agent Jul 7, 1974 [ Play List ] (Added Apr 4, 2006) |
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DR. DEMENTO'S 1ST SHOW on KMET 1971: Hot Nuts, Diddie Wa Diddie, Christmas Balls Dec 18, 1971 [ Play List ] (Added Apr 3, 2006) |
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SPECIAL LIVE APPEARANCE SHOW NYC (WNBC) 1975: Li'l Eefin Annie, Pet Pig Porky, Transfusion, OKeh Laughing Record - MONO ONLY Mar 8, 1975 [ Play List ] (Added Apr 3, 2006) |
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CATS: My Girl's Pussy, Cats, The Cat Song, Puddy Cat, Cat Box, Cat Handcuffs, F.A.P. Aug 30, 1998 [ Play List ] (Added Mar 29, 2006) |
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EARLY DEMENTED RAP: Nightmare on My Street, I Put a Spell on You, Contra Rap, Rappin' Duke, Kosher Delight Oct 19, 1997 [ Play List ] (Added Mar 29, 2006) |
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DOGGIE DITTIES: Them Dog Kickers, Don't Pet The Dog, Doggie Doo, Doggie Doo Blues
Aug 18, 1996 [ Play List ] (Added Mar 29, 2006) |
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"WEIRD AL" YANKOVIC: "Weird Al" Interview, Amish Paradise, Take Me Down, The Alternative Polka, Mar 10, 1996 [ Play List ] (Added Mar 29, 2006) |
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25th ANNIVERSARY SPECIAL: Dr. D., Dr. Demento Theme Song (KPPC), With many different celebrity interviews Oct 8, 1995 [ Play List ] (Added Mar 29, 2006) |
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DEMENTED ROCK & ROLL: Boris The Spider, Mother's Lament, Plexiglass Toilet, Bein' Green May 14, 1995 [ Play List ] (Added Mar 29, 2006) |
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ALL REQUEST SHOW 1994: Living in a Mobile Home, Shaddup You Face,
Woodpeckers from Space, Stairway to Heaven Feb 27, 1994 [ Play List ] (Added Mar 29, 2006) |
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STAR TREK: Beam Me Up Scotty, Big 10 Inch, Stardrek, Bar Trek, Star Trekkin' Aug 1, 1993 [ Play List ] (Added Mar 29, 2006) |
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SUMMERTIME: It's Me Again Margaret, Surfer Chick, The Ballad of Bilbo Baggins Jun 13, 1993 [ Play List ] (Added Mar 29, 2006) |
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FOOTBALL: Argument Clinic, It's In The Book, Baseball and Football, Golden Gridiron Boy Oct 18, 1992 [ Play List ] (Added Mar 29, 2006) |
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COLUMBUS DAY: America's a Nice Italian Name, Christopher Columnbus, Lumberjack Song Oct 11, 1992 [ Play List ] (Added Mar 29, 2006) |
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DEMENTED SIDE OF COMMUNISM: Gas Money, Russian Band Stand, Hole in the Iron Curtain, In Russia May 1, 2005 [ Play List ] (Added Mar 29, 2006) |
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COLLEGE: A.M. Suicide, College Life, Bright College Days, Room-mate from Hell
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THE GRAMMYS: Eat It, No Respect, Dr. Death, I live there, Diarrhea Mustache Feb 1, 2004 [ Play List ] (Added Mar 29, 2006) |
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TRAINS: A Tribute to Nick and Mary Yankovic May 2, 2004 [ Play List ] (Added Mar 29, 2006) |
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GEORGE W.BUSH (Red state songs):
The Ballad of Irving, Kinko the Clown,Them Moose Goosers,Arab Alabama, Grope Me Gently Jan 16, 2005 [ Play List ] (Added Mar 29, 2006) |
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25th TRIBUTE to ELVIS PRESLEY:
Elvis Imitator,The Elvis Blues,Are you Lonesome tonight (laughing version) Aug 11, 2002 [ Play List ] (Added Mar 28, 2006) |
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FAVORITES from Unreleased Tapes:
A Perverts Life, She's Big and Round, Won't Eat Prunes Again May 6, 2001 [ Play List ] (Added Mar 28, 2006) |
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DEMENTED BLUES: 2001 Sprach Kazoostra, Vulcan Mind Meld, Generic Blues Jan 7, 2001 [ Play List ] (Added Mar 28, 2006) |
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DEMENTED PLACES: Pull My Finger, Born in East L.A., Star Wars Cantina Nov 26, 2000 [ Play List ] (Added Mar 28, 2006) |
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SALUTE TO SPRINGTIME: Springtime for Hitler, Poisoning Pigeons, Tennessee Bird Walk Mar 19, 2006 [ Play List ] (Added Mar 20, 2006) |
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COMPUTERS: Dungeons and Dragons, Soft Wars,Engineers' Rap Mar 5, 2006 [ Play List ] (Added Mar 6, 2006) |
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A DRUG: Caffeine, The Coffee Song, Too Much Coffee, Proper Cup of Coffee Feb 26, 2006 [ Play List ] (Added Feb 27, 2006) |
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PRESIDENTS - Brokeback Mountain, The Liar Sleeps tonight, My Daddy is President Feb 19, 2006 [ Play List ] (Added Feb 20, 2006) |
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Valentine 06 - Love You Ti-Vo, Love in a Suburu, Valentine's Day Song Feb 12, 2006 [ Play List ] (Added Feb 13, 2006) |
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COMPUTERS - Hackers Rap, White Collar Holler, Dead Puppies Oct 4, 1992 [ Play List ] (Added Feb 6, 2006) |
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Random Songs from Y to B - 1974 to Now Feb 5, 2006 [ Play List ] (Added Feb 6, 2006) |
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Happy Chinese New Year! 2006 Jan 29, 2006 [ Play List ] (Added Jan 30, 2006) |
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DIETING: Pencil Neck Geek, Diet Song, Grapefruit Diet, Eat Too Much, The Jedi Drinking Song Jan 22, 2006 [ Play List ] (Added Jan 22, 2006) |
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SUPERHEROES: Ode To A Superhero, Super-Duper Man, Hey Batman!, Particle Man,Super Hero Blues Nov 27, 2005 [ Play List ] (Added Jan 1, 2006) |
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Hunting 92 Sep 20, 1992 [ Play List ] (Added Jan 1, 2006) |
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Cats 92 Sep 6, 1992 [ Play List ] (Added Jan 1, 2006) |
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Veteran's Day (Bonzo Dog Band) Nov 8, 1992 [ Play List ] (Added Jan 1, 2006) |
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ALIENS & UFO's: Send The Marines, Earth Girls Are Easy, The Flying Saucer (part 1&2), Aliens Really Stink Sep 25, 2005 [ Play List ] (Added Jan 1, 2006) |
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Top 25 of 2005 Uncensored Jan 1, 2006 [ Play List ] (Added Jan 1, 2006) |
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LITTLE THINGS: (boobs-a-lot,
The Smallest Thing Known To Man,
Wet Dream) Oct 9, 2005 [ Play List ] (Added Jan 1, 2006) |
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THINKING BIG (Bounce your Boobies, Fat, Big 10-inch) Oct 16, 2005 [ Play List ] (Added Jan 1, 2006) |
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School 92 Sep 13, 1992 [ Play List ] (Added Jan 1, 2006) |
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Valentine Special 2005 Tribute to Johnny Carson Feb 13, 2005 [ Play List ] (Added Jan 1, 2006) |
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Very Demented Love Songs
Valentine 2001 Feb 11, 2001 [ Play List ] (Added Jan 1, 2006) |
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Silly Love Songs Valentine 2002 Feb 10, 2002 [ Play List ] (Added Jan 1, 2006) |
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Annual Valentine Special 2003 Feb 9, 2003 [ Play List ] (Added Jan 1, 2006) |
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Valentine Special Beatles Salute 2004 Feb 8, 2004 [ Play List ] (Added Jan 1, 2006) |
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Valentine 1995 Smallest Thing, Masochism Tango,John and Marsha Feb 12, 1995 [ Play List ] (Added Jan 1, 2006) |
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Silly Valentine Songs 1996 Love in a Micrewave, Moose Turd Pie Feb 11, 1996 [ Play List ] (Added Jan 1, 2006) |
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More Demented Love Songs 1997 Drivin', In my Country, Ode to Car Feb 9, 1997 [ Play List ] (Added Jan 1, 2006) |
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Demented Valentine 1998 Inflatable Girlfriend,Li'l Red Riding Hood, Bouffant Feb 8, 1998 [ Play List ] (Added Jan 1, 2006) |
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Valenting with the Birds and Bees 1999 Shaving Cream, Locked in The Closet, Quennel's Mom Feb 14, 1999 [ Play List ] (Added Jan 1, 2006) |
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