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Welcome to the official online archive of The Dr. Demento Show!
Here you can browse our archives, which range from last week all the back to 1970! A new episode is added each Saturday morning, and older items are added to the archives each Sunday evening.
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CHRISTMAS/FRANK ZAPPA: I Want an Alien for Christmas, Lobotomy for Christmas, Non-Denominational Christmas, Christmas Balls, Christmas with John Ashcroft, Santa got a D.W.I., Christmas Island, Christmas in Hogwarts, Don't eat the Yellow Snow, Who are the Brain Police, I Don't Wanna get Drafted, Mrs. Claus, Gift Horse Nov 30, 2003 [ Play List ] (Added Jul 7, 2024) |
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ST. PATRICK'S DAY: Grope me Gently, Naked Airlines, Particle Man, On Top of Spaghetti, Fisting the Sheep, Cellphone, Don't Look Now, Clancy Lowered the Boom, Biddie McGraw, Another Irish Drinking Song, Night Pat Murphy Died, Suicide Hotline, Demi Moore, Hampster Dance, Boot to the Head Mar 16, 2003 [ Play List ] (Added Jun 23, 2024) |
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LOGAN WHITEHURST INTERVIEW: Robot Cat, Beep Beep, Pub with no Beer, 50 Ways to Dump your Lover, Moisture, Me & the Snowman, Do the Confusion, Lizard & Fish, Downtown Downer's Grove, Going to Pasadena, Take me Down, Miami, Patrick the Spoiler, 88 Lines about 44 Simpsons, Teeth Clenched, Stealing like a Hobbit Oct 12, 2003 [ Play List ] (Added Jan 28, 2024) |
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CHRISTMAS: 12 Pains of Christmas, You Ain't Getting Sh*t for Christmas, Hanukah Hey-Ya!, Santa Man Vibration, Please Let it Snow, Relatives are Coming, Granny's Holiday Fruitcake, Ding Fries are Done, Christmas on Acid, I am Santa Claus, Green Christmas, Night Santa went Crazy, I Want an Alien for Christmas Dec 14, 2003 [ Play List ] (Added Jul 23, 2023) |
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ADVERTISING: One Hen, Dairy Farm Girl, School Cafeteria, Lunch Lady Land, Roommate Song, Roommate from Hell, Shoehorn with Teeth, Suspenders, Telephone Man, DOA, Stretching the Imagination, Bun & Run, Final Record Offer, Truth in Advertising, Harv Kirshner, Husky Boy Toilet Tissue, Sex in Commercials, Me like Hockey, Smoke Off Jan 19, 2003 [ Play List ] (Added Jan 22, 2023) |
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NONSENSE: Diet Song, My Genitalia, Livin la Vida Broka, Disney Song, Wasn't that a Party, Disco Toilet, This is Ponderous, Rubber Biscuit, Ketchup Song, Flat Foot Floogie, Crazy Words Crazy Tune, Witch Doctor, Mairzy Doats, Ying Tong Song, Ain't we Crazy, Kids Love McDonald's, Ned Beatty, D&D, Star Trekkin Jan 5, 2003 [ Play List ] (Added May 1, 2022) |
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POLICE: Suspenders, If I Could be like Xena, Help me Make it Through the Night, Untie my Ankles, Cellphone on the Highway, Aunt Bea, 99 Dead Baboons, Here Comes the Judge, Tripping in Court, God Told me to Rob the 7-11, Little Blue Riding Hood, Speed Trap, I Wish I Were, Ned Beatty Jan 26, 2003 [ Play List ] (Added Apr 3, 2022) |
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FOURTH OF JULY: Beer Run, Stars and Stripes Forever, My Home Town, New York New York, Food Parade at the 4th of July Picnic, We Couldn't Start the Tractor, Lakeside Trailer Park, Hey Hulk, Real Dick Cheney, Uneasy Rider, Get off the Phone, Demi Moore, Couch Potato Jun 29, 2003 [ Play List ] (Added Jan 2, 2022) |
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RECORDS: Bagpipes that's my Bag, God Bless my SUV, What Kind of Cat are You, Der Fuehrer's Face, Constantinople, Old Joe's Place, You Don't Love me Anymore, Britney Zombie, Couch Potato, Big 10-inch Record, Don't Leave your Records in the Sun, Okeh Laughing Record, Go to Rhino Records, 500 Miles, Stealing like a Hobbit May 18, 2003 [ Play List ] (Added Jan 31, 2021) |
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CATS/JOE Bevilacqua INTERVIEW: Bitchin Camaro, I Don't Wanna get Drafted, Grandpa Died Laughing, Happy Boy, Punk Polka, High School Song, Yogi Bear meets Celebrities, Siamese Cat Song, When Cats Take Over the World, Whiskers and Me, Arnold Rap, Carrot Juice is Murder, Star Trekkin Aug 24, 2003 [ Play List ] (Added Aug 24, 2020) |
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TRACTENBURG FAMILY SINGERS INTERVIEW: 9 Coronas, What I like About Booze, Patrick the Spoiler, Kill the Wabbit, Teeth Clenched, God Must've Spent a Little Less Time, I Wish, 99 Dead Baboons, Brand New Key, I'll Scratch your Back, Reinstalling Windows, Ozzman, Viagra in the Waters Aug 17, 2003 [ Play List ] (Added Aug 24, 2020) |
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DR. WHO 40TH ANNIVERSARY: Music Sex & Cookies, Cupcakes, Loving you has Made me Bananas, How Many Clowns in a Car?, 18 Wheels on a Big Rig, Ballad of Johnny Holmes, In my Country, Maniac vs. Brainiac, 7-11, Who is the Doctor, Doctorin the Tardis, Robot Cat, Dying Cub Fan's Last Request Nov 9, 2003 [ Play List ] (Added Oct 7, 2019) |
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CHRISTMAS IN JULY: I Don't have to Work Tomorrow, Dirty old Man, Bang my Bald Spot, Who's on First, Marry an Ugly Woman, Mama get your Hammer, Crusher, Head Cheese, O Holy Night, Dear Santa, Restroom Door Said Gentlemen, Tired of the Hanukah Song, Frosty the Dope Man, Ding Fries are Done, I am Santa Claus, Rusty Chevrolet, Night Santa went Crazy Jul 20, 2003 [ Play List ] (Added Nov 5, 2018) |
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CANADA: 90's Song, Fabulous 50's, I Have to Kill You, Britney Zombie, Warm Leatherette, Energy Crisis, Take Off, Circular Impression, Morris the Moose, Rippy the Gator, Working Where the Sun Don't Shine, Quebec Language Police, Hockey Song, Toast, Fart in an Elevator, Scotsman Mar 23, 2003 [ Play List ] (Added Oct 1, 2017) |
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DENTISTS: Mississippi Squirrel Revival, Winona's Song, Random Drug Testing, Stoned People, Suspenders, Fowl Wind, Ikey & Mikey, Almost Degraded, Andy the Dentist, Painless Dentist, Cavity Search, Dentist, Harry Potter, God is In, Sounds of Sinus, D & D Jan 12, 2003 [ Play List ] (Added Nov 6, 2016) |
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CIGARETTES: Dying Cub Fan's Last Request, Pissing Outside, Stealing like a Hobbit, You Stink but I Love You, Great Green Gobs, Enterting Marion, Five Minute Love Affair, Smoking, Smoke That Cigarette, Smoking in the Boys' Room, Another Puff, Demi More, Kick Ass U.S.A. Apr 6, 2003 [ Play List ] (Added Nov 1, 2015) |
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SUMMER VACATION: Those Two Dreadful Children, Great Day, Chicken Fat, Ebay, Fool Yourself, Noseful of Nickels, Spliceway to Heaven, First Bratwurst of Summer, I Wanna Be a Lifeguard, Cloud 9 Motel, Biggest Ball of Twine in Minnesota, Kids Love McDonald's, Demi Moore, Stealing Like a Hobbit, Couch Potato Jun 1, 2003 [ Play List ] (Added Jun 1, 2014) |
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ITALIAN DEMENTIA: Back got Back, Barbie Girl, Demi Moore, I Bit William Shatner, I Sweep the Sidewalk with a Hose, Pastafazoola, Pizza to Go, Lasagna, Italian Song, Pepino the Italian Mouse, Shaddup you Face, Eh Cumpari, Suspenders, Chainsaw Juggler Feb 16, 2003 [ Play List ] (Added Aug 4, 2013) |
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CHRISTMAS PART 2/4: Holy Shit It's Christmas, You Ain't Getting Diddley Squat, Santa Baby, Redneck 12 Days of Christmas, Santa's Gonna Kick Your Ass, Blue Christmas, Damn it I'm Vixen, Osama Got Run Over by a Reindeer Dec 7, 2003 [ Play List ] (Added May 1, 2011) |
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WEIRD AL POODLE HAT INTERVIEW: There's a New Sound, Ritalin, Ballad of William Robinson, Hardware Store, Baby Likes Burping, A Loan Again Naturally, Hole in the Bucket, Wildwood Weed, Stealing Like a Hobbit May 25, 2003 [ Play List ] (Added Oct 10, 2010) |
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COLLEGE: A.M. Suicide, College Life, Bright College Days, Room-mate from Hell
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Annual Valentine Special 2003 Feb 9, 2003 [ Play List ] (Added Jan 1, 2006) |
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